Oliver anthony edition previous >>215217365
I'm a handsome young man
>Stupid ass hoe. Ignorant slut.
reckon all the girls at the gym are shallow bitches trying to get a big ass to attract a mate, maybe i'm no different but maybe i am
>>215219277WHERE SUS
>>215219266>65yrs old>"MILF"Do you know what the ILF stands for in that acronym? At that point you're in grandma territory, so if anything it'd be a GILF. And again, I'm not fucking anyone just getting stuck on the phone for extended periods of time while they ooze out all their emotions and weird old lady neuroticism at me. It's fucking gross. You're a homo for being sexually attracted to women who have no eggs and can't bear you children. Mentally ill behavior anon.
>>215219277upside down on the third fire in the second panel
>>215219277
>>2152192973rd campfire 2nd panel sus >>215219277amogus
>>215219228I didn't say anything about capitalism. I disagree, the whole idea only became prominent in the 2010sThere are similar concepts in the past, like gladiator games or whatever, but the specific concept is undeniably recent , and it's prominence says something about the 2010s I'm not sure what exactly
Mathsissies... your response?
Ummm Biden bros?!
>>215219310Where's the joke?
>>215219331mathfags btfo
>>215219333
>>215219310But this is true of my issue
>>215219333what is that
>>215219335
>>215219301Dude you've asian gilfs on the regular having basically phone sex with you and you've the gall to complain to meGtfo man
>>215219353It's meant to imply somebody forging Joe Biden's signature on documents which is a huge scandal right now
at least he's doing something
>>215219283I don't think it's the pork, meat is the most digestible food. It's probably the bread. I eat pork almost every day, I love it. I made a big pork shoulder 4 days ago and ate it for 3 days. I'm doing a meat veggie thing for one year and it's been going great. Lot less Inflammation, better sleep and my back problems went away, but that might be because I started working out 2-3 times a week, but still - i don't feel bloated and fatigued and my sleep is the best it's ever been.
>>215219357:|
>>215219369cringe ass boomer joke
Say nazi and communist things to own establishment libs
>>215219397Hitlerrrrr was a sensitive man
>>215219406Hitler was a socialist and that's why I support him
>>215219283i played pirates of the carribean online as a kid, not runescape. that's all i suppose. Pirates was way more fun because you could party up with your friends on a boat and shoot cannons together and do pvp and stuff.
is walking around with a toothpick in your mouth a boomer thing
Professor got real quiet when i pulled out the race iq map
>>215219377I can't ever be without bread, bread is the white rice of the Anglo-Germanic people, but I am trying to cut down on it in general because it's so many calories. One can of tuna per two slices of whole wheat bread isn't bad macros and calories though, it gets a little fattening with mayo or cheese added
>>215219397Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union signed a to divide Europe amongst themselves which was held up until Germany encroached upon Russian territory. Communist hate towards fascists was merely a hate of convenience rather than an ideological one.....
>>215219444Maybe stalinEvery other communist hates nazis
>>215219444A pact*
>>215219365>phone sex is when someone rants to you about how their son is a freshman in college and going into details about their dead husband and how they think the contractor they hired to redo the basement drywall was smoking drugs in the unfinished bathroom down there but he did a good job and she heard some illegal immigrants were kidnapping women and that's why she always tells someone where she's going and when she'll be back home so they file a missing person report if they don't hear from her by 6:30pm and also this other lady in the neighborhood HoA doesn't keep good care of the lawn lengths requirement because the young couple 2 houses down isn't cutting their yard often enough but they didn't get fined and by the way she really misses her son he didn't come visit last weekend like he said he would and...Yeah wow so sexy!
>>215219455>Every other communist hates nazisCould have fooled me the sentiment didn't change till after Germany invaded Russia.
>>215219441Yeah I was a big bread guy, now I eat it once every two months when I bake my own bread. I love bread baking so much, I've even though of starting a small bakery lol. But my metabolism is probably shit because it made me fat. Sometimes I'll just bake a bread and give it to the neighbors lol. > One can of tuna per two slices of whole wheat bread isn't bad macros and calories though, it gets a little fattening with mayo or cheese addedTuna sandwiches I also miss.
jason should connect to his roots and get a dirt bike and drink beer
>>215219489Dayum that is some good lookin' bread
>>215219486Russians arent communists they are nationalists who like hammer and sickle
>>215219489I was using a bread machine for a while, but it stopped making bread or rather the bread didn't rise correctly, and I thought I just needed new yeast but turns out the old bread machine was broken somehow and wasn't cooking correctly, so I got a new one off Amazon but the new one either just sucks or my yeast died again by that time, and I haven't bothered to test it out again since with new baking supplies.
it's gotten so late but im in a good mood and don't want to end the night just yet. i wish real life was like a visual novel where you can inspect every possible thing and interact before clicking on your bed and sayting "go to sleep"
Ukrainian interpals friend sent me 61 (sixty-one) pictures from her trip to Gdansk
>>215219528They openly funded and supported the movement internationally
why come you cant zoom in on images on instagram
>>215219528hammer and sickle was supposed to be the symbol of international workers but became a symbol of russian chauvinism and neo imperialism SAD!
>>215219555
If you broke you get a wack slutIf you got dough you get a hoe with a fat butt
>>215219519thanks bro>>215219536You should buy a bread pan and make it in the oven, you don't even have to knead much, there's no knead recipes, this>>215219489is no knead for example.
>>215219563Yeah why wouldnt theyAmerica funded isisAre we jihadists?
>>215219555is she hot
>>215219566what do you want to zoom in on, anon?
>>215219613yes
>>215219613>America funded isisCan you actually post credible proof of that or are we just making things up?
>>215219586I don't want to get flour all over the place, the bread machine keeps it nice and contained. The bread was delicious too and a great texture, top slices a bit lighter, bottom slices a bit heavier and crispier but perfectly mixed otherwise. All you have to clean is a non-stick container, the little bread fin, and any measuring cups you used. You can even make different recipes in it, set a timer for it to start making it to be done when you wake up before you go to bed. At least the old one had that, the Amazon one is a bit cheap and sketchy. I might have to get a better one once I get a better paying job. I hadn't tried most of the recipes when it broke.
>>215219577>>215219623Not really, she's gay, and doesn't seem to dress feminine anymore, enhancing her dykenessBut at this point she's one of my closest friends genuinely, we've been texting eachother nearly every day for 3 years and have met up once in Poland. She lives in Kyiv
>>215219635He means indirectly, like all schizos who pretend not to understand the difference
>>215219657ukraine must be lesbian heaven rn
>>215219627what do you think I want to zoom in on
>>215219657still hoping she will use you like a dildo one day eh?
Wish I could reach into my asshole and pull the turds out manually
>>215219652Yeah I've seen em, you can make cake and banana bread and what not. >>215219555Is interpals good, I just learned about it a few months ago, is there a subscription or something? I used to chat up random girls on skype in high school, good timees.
>>215219713sometimes if you give yourself a solid tap on the taint it helps clear constipation
what would you do if you saw me sleeping naked in your bedroom?
>>215219744
>>215219675She's been getting lots of dates on tinder but they keep ghosting her after>>215219681Not really>>215219728>is interpals goodI got a longterm friend out of it, many guys with more rizz have claimed to gotten nudes from it.It's been 2 years since I used it though, I message this girl on whatsapp now
>>215219744beat the shit out of you with my bat
>>215219744Do you know how long it's been since a man has entered my chamber?
>>215219744fight you>>215219758I'm not interested in nudes but maybe having friends that I can go visit and they visit me or something. Or maybe a cute girl idk...
>>215219676exactly, if the answer is a woman's chest or something else that you wouldn't want to say, then you've answered your own question
>>215219754>>215219761woah didnt expect this hostility
>>215219728Oh, and there is no subscription It's quite easy to use, and funIt's funny seeing how many women have it set so that brown men can't message them. This is because jeets, arabs, and Africans will send out marriage proposals and creepy messages nonstop
>>215219635Early syrian civil warFunded to weaken assad
>woah didnt expect this hostility
>>215219728Seems like it was only "good" like a decade ago and only for dumb normalfag stuffLike take this guy he's best friends with a lesbo off of it is that really what you want?Anyways consensus now is that it's dead, Jim
>>215219779that doesnt make sense, IG is full of who-ores and OF thirst traps, why remove a key feature like that for the false pretense of "morality"
>>215219795Isis started in Iraq retard anon
Heya boys! Let’s all get phreaky phunkey phroagstyle! Check this shit nigga!https://youtube.com/watch?v=lCkQea6i9oI
>>215219798who hurt you?
faggots did
>>215219802>Like take this guy he's best friends with a lesbo off of it is that really what you wantWhat's wrong with that? Having a pen pal is great. It's really cool that I got to meet her in person, I think. I've also learned a lot of firsthand stuff about the war from her, it's fascinating really
Let me check your belly button for lint
>>215219783LOL, maybe i'll try it out. >>215219802Depends on the lesbo, some girls are just confused.
>>215219861Ah it’s cold >_<
>>215219831Why do you know where that is? Are you a terrorist?
>>215219840>>215219865>trust me, really, the gays are just good hearted and misunderstood...
>>215219839ill treat you good
>>215219897?Not sure what your point is here.
thinking about feeding faggots into woodchippers, ala Fargo
[sends you a "rawr" on msn messenger]
>>215219925Faggo
i want to make an interpals account but im a jobless neet and i think people will stop talking to me when they find that out
I had a skype gal pal from another city and we met up years later - she already had a boyfriend but I became friends with them, they came to my city for a festival and i went camping with them and some other people at a mountain near their city. >>215219897I know some gay people, they are alright. Gays here are not very ideological because life is hard enough already. I even know a lipstick lesbian - I've asked her out probably 10 times but she wont budge.
>>215219957So lie
I want to try this but I don't have a car and chick fil a is too far away and it's not worth ordering Doordash for a $10 meal
Those electric mouse traps work rather well. One trap has caught two of them tonight.
>>215219969Was there ever a clear motive for this guy's rampage?
>>215219993just CFA with a pretzel bun?
>>215219993Why is the bun cut on the top?
I thought o algo was schizoposting that an algorithm is tracking you and feeding you mind control
>>215219993Guess you'll never find out how it tastes
>>215219966making up lies is not a good foundation for friendship
>>215220018It's a pretzel bun
i used to show my penis to old gay guys on omegle
>>215220036You're not here to make friends, you're here to fuck
>>215220010no but the theory that makes the most sense to me is that it was actually an assassination attempt on Muhammad Bin Salman, the current PM of Saudi Arabia who was in vegas at the time.the "official" story is clearly fake though
>>215220048Interesting, wouldn't that be hard, pretzels are hard. Is Chick fill a as good as people say, we don't have it here/We only have KFC, MCDs and Burger King.
>>215220009how poor are you that you have to worry about mice like damn
>>215220066my point still stands
i hate how ai still struggles to upscale letters
>>215220082>We only have KFC, MCDs and Burger King.It's definitely better than all of those, but it's not like out of this world or anything. It's just solid fast food
>>215220089How poor is he?So poor he has a mouse problem or so poor that he is trapping them for food?
>>215220082You can make chick fil a style chicken at home, their secret ingredient is pickle juice
>>215219255Post face.
Ai is a jewish silicon golem
>>215220170I don't need your approvalI only need the approval of pretty women, who give me sexual attention sometimes, indicating that I am handsome
>>215220089We have enough.
>>215220138Theres a guy on yt that researched the recipe and talked to employees, seems like its a salt and spice brine and not pickle juice
Post a selfie. I'll start
>>215220186That wasn't a request.
>>215220270Lol no way can I post my face after saying that cringe shit
>>215220255Fuck it i have nothing to lose anyway
fags be WILDIN out rn smdh
>>215220289you kind of look like the serbian guy
>>215220314are you for real?
>>215220289Your name is Juan Pabol Ramirez-Perez
>>215220289You look like Erik Griffin
>>215220289Senor Pussy Destroyer ova ere
>>215220327I said kind off, not in a bad way anyway
>>215220255
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>>215220289You look Turkogerman rapper „Eko Fresh“.
Destroy your local speeding camera
Please look at the stars and ensure they're all in the correct location
>>215220461There are apps for this
if i found this place 3 years ago i would post my face but i have too much to lose now
>>215220351
>>215220461They aren'tBut what the fuck am i gonna do about it?
I was talking to my friend in a bar about the old cartoon “Rugrats” and a table of Persian gentlemen nearby took offensive because they thought I was using some kind of new slur for them
>>215220561
>>215220561https://youtu.be/1vs55Z7t7bk?si=fJtJbFGDZE2aJIWG
>>215220561You almost got your ass beat by the Paco Rubanne Mafia
My pillow smells like it hasn't been washed in five years because it hasn't
should i have a 4am dr pepper?
the new silent hill looks so good
>>215220716yes. it's always a yes when it comes to dr pepper
Should i shove this dr pepper can up my ass?>>215220813
>>215220860Cram it
>>215220813based goat
>>215220918Shut the fuck up
hello
>>215220971What brings you here at this hour
>>215221004shut the fuck up
>>215221023Miss me with that negative attitude
should i have dr pepper blackcherry or dr pepper regular
>>215221077pepsi
>>215220961Hey!
>>215221109hell no
>>215221110Guten morgen
dr pepper buckcherry
>>215221144Awful band
>>215221077Bepis
>>215221159how about feet sweat
>>215221132Es ist gut morg, nicht gut morgen, natürlich, danke brüdi
>>215221159Und was ist dass brüdi?
stop posting in german you faggot this is /cum/
>>215221159Kann nicht schlafen, ich bin wach, und du brüdi?
see you in Valhalla
>>215221218ill see you in the vantablack bbc dungeon
>>215221246What did kash patel mean by this?
>>215220255Took one but no one wants to see that
>>215221162Mhh not my cup of tea!!>>215221193Naja, Bepis halt!!>>215221216Auf der Arbeit :*
tiny toot
>>215221320Why did you escalate to this point?
>>215219277I remember people trying to trade GFs in diablo 2 and always thinking it was weird until I realized they meant the grandfather
Whoa hey guys uh oh haha
Just starting a relationship with this girl I met off POF and we just had this exchange, and...lol.
>>215221337Mighty smell!!
>>215221367ngmi you already gave her the ickget out before she drops you and hurts your ego
>>215219444>>215219455>>215219528>>215219613The fact the ultra leftists are seething about Stalin fellating Hitler proves that it's true that they know they're no differentt. Democratic Socialist
I’m a pretty fucked up guy
>>215221320Pinhead nigga.
>>215221367Sorry meant to use this one *poop emoji*
why are you sending hearts nigga you gay
>>215221367wtf is wrong with her
>>215221367Ofd
>>215221430LOL
and a heil hitler to you too mein fellow aryan
got banned on /pol/ again
>Heil Hitler
>>215221438I send hearts all the time
“There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer shit - I mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five beers the night before. The odor of a beer shit like that spread all around and stayed for a good hour-and-a-half. It made you realize that you were really alive.” ~ Charles Bukowski
ich bin isländisch, ich bin germanisch, fick eine Ente, danke tschüss brüdi
>>215221562only women use emojis
>>215221532Damn... you're a faggot
>>215221532lol
Hitler is watching us at a distance...and he is PISSED.
if a girls pussy smells like fish would you still lick that thang?
>>215221609no id beat her with a garden hose
>>215221583not true
>>215221609NoOf the 5 pussies I've licked, all were hygienic. One day I fear that my luck will run out.
hitler worshipped indians
>>215221609Ew no
>>215221532fucking lmao, nice
>>215221640Yeah he loved muslims
>>215221633is garden hose slang for your trouser snake?
>>215221641eklig
>>215221609I'm not sure, has never happened to me.
Hitler was evil personified
>>215221658no its a garden hosewont leave a bruise
>>215221656Muslims loved him because he hated Jews so much.
>>215221659Very much so!Muschihaare gut? Ja? Ja!
Had to run a deep search to make sure the recent shooter and i didn't have the same birthday
>>215221687>Muschihaare gut? Ja? Ja!KÖK, NA GÜT! BLÖNDE MUSCHIHAARE JA JA JA! DANKE BRÜDI!!!!!!!!
>>215221695I found out recently I have the same birthday as Jeffrey Epstein.
I got so addicted to bein sad that I had to touch my body. I live inside a dream.
>>215221666He wanted everyone to be fucking icelandic, fucking germanic
>be me>be based
>>215221762SameBased
Dude who invented the internet was a real bro
lel
Icelanders were literally the first to land on their little rock but they need infinite immigration of brown hordes because of shit Britain did hundreds of years ago o algo.
>>215221774youre welcome
>>215221729Don't tell that to chicks who are into horoscopes and astrology
>>215221774His name? Uncle Sam.
I'm based and redpilled, icelandicpilled, germanicpilled, I'm fucking icelandic, germanic, thank you
I hope you all have a lovely morning
>>215221828thanks phoebe
>>215221777isn't it great being run by a child fucker?
>>215221782Thankfully we mostly get pollacks
>>215221788Chicks like that like my birthday cause they're always like "oooooh so you're a Capricorn-Aquarius cusp baby!"
i have to help my hoarder aunt move boxes from 4 fucking storage units because she is moving and she is too cheap to hire a moving company FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215221834That's somebody else, sorry.
>>215221855That's when you hit them with the epstein factMake them defend their statement
>>215221836the whole world is run by them most likely
wish i had some chips i want to crunch and munch on something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4TO3_oEYyw
BROS I nutted and some got on my ankle and where it landed all of the hair fell out and now its smooth as can bewhat do
>>215221888Shit is blatant now man.
It’s really the shame that’s killing me
BIG fan of Metallica.
checked in on my plants after not logging in for 4 months and they were dead
>>215221888oh absolutely, it's just ours thinks he's Lukashenko or Napoleon which makes it more retarded
>>215221919Same !!!! I need crisps (chips) and toes
Getting in arguments with foreigners in other threads again.They have the audacity to group all Americans under one umbrella, make sweeping generalizations.Why are they so stupid and mean
>>215219230
>>215222213Yet if you even mutter the words "europeans" they will shit and piss their pants and scream that europe is many different countries and cultures
>>215222237lol
>Helllloooo! >The night is dark! >Hellllllllooooo!!! >Your hair is long, faggot. >You are a milk coffee faggot. >You don’t belong here. >Hallo niggga!>The night is long. >Welcome to your bitch assI used to just completely spaz out and write stuff like that on the internet. My dad used to show me about racquetball. Maybe I’m no good.
my brother has his first girlfriend and hes afraid of bringing her around the house
>>215222319Because of (You)?
>>215222213because we're like The Federation from Star Trek with our multiethnic society and total world dominance, and now that our government is run by bigger retards than usual they're all more giddy at calling us subhuman. You can't be too hard on them though, when it comes to Gypsies or Muslims they have nationalistic meltdowns like Rain Man being asked to board a plane that isn't Qantas
>>215222333most likely
How do I get a American bf?
>>215222375are you a gay man
>>215222375hi beautiful
If college educated Europeans could move to the US for a year on a job seeking visa you’d see this continent empty out real quick
>>215222353Just saved this pepe
>>215222408thank god we only allow uneducated brown people to come here
>>215222213>Why are they so stupid and meanIt's probably because Americans really are dumb as fuck.
>>215222434That part I don’t understand!
>>215222375Be gay and like guns and weed.Welcome home my fellow American
>>215222444Another sweeping generalization
>>215222405
>>215222472i dont want your shit stained panties
>>215222444The day of the Rake will come and on that day you will feel the fire of the torch of liberty.
gonna crack open my dr pepper black cherry
>>215222525The evil empire is lie in ruins.
>>215222557*will FUCK
>>215222557>implying that the Third Republic won't finish the job
I can go to bed if I want. My bed is a safe place to go.
>>215222589My bed is my home (I live in a cardboard box).
>>215222589Get cozy and watch a movie with me anon
>>215222551I hate this guy
>>215222589It’s also a good place to masturbate
I could imagine living out of your car could be pretty kino for awhile.
>>215222620Because he gets to bone sorority girls daily?
>>215222615is it a porno movie maybe we can grab each others cocks while we are under the covers
>>215222639You mean being homeless?
>>215222639not having a private place to shit is antikino
>>215222659Lowkey nothing gay about this
>>215222551You, you look like an orc>>215222659I have a boyfriend anon
finished my dr pepper black cherry wish i had some pretzels to eat with it
Gonna jackoff and pass out. Gn nerds.
>>215222718Can’t offer pretzels but what about a nice warm churro that’ll surprise you with some thick frosting after a while of nibbling on it?
>>215222589Everything’s going to be okay
>>215222773churros would be too much sugar and i dont trust your frosting
my crotch smells like cat food again
>>215222876Meow…
>>215222237We have the same twitter feed
>>215222888you want a sniff?
I'm going to bedGood night!
>>215222947have a nightmare bitch
>>215222931*purrs*
>I'm lost in the world, been down my whole life>I'm new in the city, and I'm down for the night
>>215223162Big City Life, me try fi get by.
The obsessive old Asian lady called asking for me AGAIN. 2 times in one night. Usually it's just every few days but the frequency has been ramping up. My coworker said she sounded extremely obsessed and desperate so she automatically told her I'm not available. I wouldn't be surprised if she tracked me down on social media or somwt at this point. Shit is so uncanny.
>>215223260you should fuck her
>>215223260What does she want
Use this for the new
>>215223353To talk to me. She doesn't need any customer service stuff she just will rant and talk at me for hours about the most random shit. Her favorite topics are the education system and immigration laws. Neither of these have jackshit to do with my job.
[PornHub] MyLittleHugot - Petite Asian teen takes a rough throatfuck (2018-05-04).mp4
my father makes six figures ($125,000) and pays $500 monthly (his mortgage is paid off)I make like idk $20,000 and I pay $1,300 monthly (rent and utilities)is that fair
>>215224234*tents fingers pensively*define fair
>>215224259https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/fair
>>215224234You have a job, home, family.A Ukrainian child refugee has fear, no home, uncertainty and trauma.Is that „fair“?Ask yourself!
>>215224492You actually thought that was real?
>>215225175new
