House of Yankee edish
my mates
why did that guy get murdered? What is the back story to it? I can't get it out of my head, why would someone do that? I feel really upset, had a cry
poo smells hehe
we're all in here>>215226995>>215226995>>215226995
>>215227053bro was wrong for that
>>215227053wait a minute
he must have felt euphoric in his last moments
Got a deranged conspiracy theory that easily observable things are actually happening
>>215227063corr imagine sucking a nipple that big
watching kath and kim
Mad how the internet makes it easier to see events around the world but everyone lives in completely different realities
got my eeveeback to gen 6 x
>>215227110there is no "real world" that isn't filtered through other people's perceptions
Kim and Aggie rule 34
>>215227097ask yer da for a go on his
>>215227097sucking on anything that big makes your jaw ache after a while
>>215227051contexts on this nonsense spam?
so they're saying this is rorke
>>215227137on that topic, tell your mum i'll be round later
>>215227045I like it when sheep lie down and eat. I'd do that
>>215227154nigga look like the lorax trees
>>215227160you're always round, you fat cunt
green
when will the dogs shut up
Some people in this country don't even know what the country isLike they think Northern Ireland is a foreign country or that Malta is still British
>>215227171screm
>>215226910A lot of people online have this weird parasocial relationship with creators they idolise and tend to project all their own opinions on themSo when it comes out that someone like Tom isn't some liberal gushing over trans rights and Africans they take feel betrayed
how come drunk/drug drivers never die but the person they get into an accident with doing nothing wrong doesWhy would god allow that
>>215227089uh it's inevitable and we need it for the economy or something
haven't eaten in like a week and every waking moment is absolute psychological torture so i just try to sleep as much as possible, wonder if i have the cancer
>>215227154dandelion lookin ahh
the yanks stop coming after this op's pic dropped
>>215227204He sends the drunk drivers to kill bad people
Listening to aphex twin SAW2 and having a real sensitive young man moment
>>215227204Fast pass to heaven while the other person rots in a cell
screaming how is that thread still up
>>215227204because the drunk drivers are the ones hitting people not the other way round
>>215227204just got off the phone with god and he said he's just the ideas man he doesn't handle all the logistics and that
just cancelled an ebay order because the stupid cunt (with a brown name) thought the shoes would manage to get sent to authentication, authenticated, then sent to him all in time for his son's birthday on the 27th
Why do people keep saying Keir had his house burned down by his boyfriendIsn't he married to a woman
Remember The Ghost of Kiev?
>>215227202I watch HITC7. Hes completely the opposite of me. He mentions far right and fascism in almost every video (about football) but he makes interesting videos so its a completely a none issue for me that he'd put me in a gulag and have me shot.But then i dont pay any youtubers anything
screaming
>>215227276it's kyiv rorke
>>215227264his wife is a beard
my foreskin and bellend has some kind of fungal infection it’s all red and leathery and this white flaky shit keeps peeling off it but ive never had sex not even close
>>215227276yeah that spurt of garlic butter that's left behind on the oven traytragic
>>215227276That lad who played at Chelsea?
umchicken kyiv
bro got a yeast infection
>>2152272643 male models tried to set fire to his house and not a single journalist seems interested in finding out whyjust add 2 and 2 together innit
>>215227276Is that still going on? Who's winning
chicken kievmums homemade chipsbeanscould do with that actually, probably been about 15 years since I've had a kiev
remember huw edwards' wife who clearly had never seen his or anyone's penis in her life
in the court of the crimson KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
>>215227276Transwoman of color
>>215227295been washing your knob properly? if so, maybe you're allergic to whatever soap you've been using
>>215227295I had thrush once and my knob kept encreting some kind of smeg and my foreskin went really tight for like a week
>>215227295use a new soap recently or do a bad job at rinsing soap off your knob?sometimes I get this when I use a shitty showergel as I've got sensitive baby skin
>>215227264because it definitely wasn't russian sabotage, just disgruntled rentboys who happened to be from ukraine, russia has never employed ukrainians to commit arson in unfriendly european countries before
>>215227315donald trump has just declared we're fighting russia to the last ukrainian
Rorke think of the food
Gay lads are walking around with wives and kids and I can't even get a girl's number, not on is it
>>215227204It's a sign everyone should be drunk on the road. No more road fatalities and more work for mechanics.
>>215227346I thought you were vegan
>>215227331its been the same soap and same thorough cleaning i always do, i lather my knob up real good and wriggle it in my hands like im making playdoh snakes
Business idea: blow niggers away with anti material rifles
>>215227204Kid round my ends got crashed into by a drunk driver and is now in a coma. Makes me really scared for my sister who just passed her test
>>215227295Just cut that shit off m8
>>215227295if you've used a public toilet recently, you might have caught an std from where your bellend touched the rim or something
Nashposting never stops being funny to me
>>215227354that's curry vegan
>>215227346*picks this up in my fist and smears it all over my face with an open mouth*id nod de hand u hade id de culdure behind dem basdard bidch
unleashing dwarven centurions in black neighbourhoods
>>215227378idk, i'm starting to see the cracks in its foundations
ween always struck me as a very australian band but theyre actually yanks surprisingly
>>215227394no it isn't he posted the order before it's chicken
>>215227401kek
Rolling on black neighborhoods with centurion tanks
>>215227276The height of Sam Hydes military career
>>215227346Ominous
>>215227378>>215227414>78>14OH NO OH NO
>>215227345Do we get rewarded with land and serfs to work it?
>>215227373Yeah it touched the rim of some blokes arse :P
>>215227450>50oh baby, ohohohoooooo baby
>>215227434reckon these people could stand to eat with their hands a bit less knowwhatimsayin
>>215227373fuuuuuuuuuaaaaark
>>215227441Where can you buy one of these
crazy to think this will be me one day
um
>>215227472massive willy on her
>>215227472genuinely howling
>>215227441why is she kicking the bollocks
>>215227434what will happen if their hand suddenly feel itchy to scratch something?
>>215227441Im not that hairy
>>215227482Spy from tf2?
>>215227475get down the clinno
>>215227482Airport security?
>>215227512Dunno what that means mate
>>215227472ummy
>>215227503Dude they bath in shit in their old country
just sat down on the toilet for a poo so I opened /brit/ here on my phone haha. presently pooing. give us one of your jokes then aha
>>215227482Anyone who blurs their own face like that on Instagram is a criminal.
this thread SUCKS
Cracking cock on the lad desu
>>215227472mentally ill troon got a fake dick instead of fake tits
just see David Haye drive past
it's just a turning point a fork left in the road,and if you have a point then make it then you toad,i'm just a bloody fuckin idiot i knooow,i'm gonna do a poo and then i'm gonna go,ooo-oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh,ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, oh,ooh ah, ooh ah ooh ah,oof madooone
>>215227542Big bairy pooey smelly itchy arse
my knob is actually short and not very thick so i could do with a fake willy
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHGARY GLITTER!
>>215227472Why are his balls so saggy? Is that normal?
oh dear
ooh i want poo, i don’t know if i need poo, but ooh i’d die to find out
>>215227625neither the balls or the dick are real get a fucking clue
>>215227626That pic of the French lasses being dragged through the street for collaborating or something
it begins
>>215227626And yet some of you can't shag explain that.
*switches the gay porn off* and now it ends mr leaf, go away
https://x.com/dave24144975/status/1970872506257961171?s=46Why is she kissing them…
>cuddles for migrants they’re already getting all the English fanny they could hope for, where’s the cuddles for incels?
>>215227658they clearly are you’re just jealous
>>215227434It genuinely does taste betterI would do it but then I'm autistic about touching my drink with my messy hands and making the glass all greasy
>>215227681I could definitely shag 50yo skinnyfat hags if I wanted to, does ot make me a volcel? I dont think so, Pierrot
Remember Deirdre Barlow marrying a Moroccan and then he got stabbed
>>215227314>male modelsOne of them was an out and out prostitute
>>215227712>It genuinely does taste better
>>215227681Because I have never tried so that isn’t the own you think it is
>>215227717I think it does I'm afraid Luigi. A hole is a goal.
>>215227138poo smells
>>215227738No, I am an incel not a volcel.
holy moly that other pic is hot
mouserape
>>215227314What isn’t clear (and motives under investigation)Why they did it: the motive remains unexplained. Prosecutors said, “At this stage, the alleged offending is unexplained.” Any ideological motivation has not been established. Although there is speculation in media and among security analysts about whether foreign actors might have been involved, including possible Russian links, no concrete evidence has yet publicly confirmed this. It’s also unclear whether the suspects acted alone or in coordination with others.
MouseGPT
>>215227168https://derpibooru.org/images/3050261?sort[]=269&sort[]=3050261&sd=asc&sf=gallery_id%3A20522&q=gallery_id%3A20522
>>215227753btw your posts arent interesting enough to warrant a name, and this is /brit/ not your gay little blog. its mental and rude that you would even think any of this is OK in our general (but you are brown so)
mousepaedo
the umchickens have come to roost
I'm just a zesty boy
Sir Male Model
bet mousey makes some proper weird noises when he’s bottoming
>>215227722Nice lie mate
>>215227831
but why male models
>>215227556Dicklet cope
take the fucking trip off Brazil
new cardwhat do you think
>The Guardian +3
>>215227872Impressive very nice
>>215227815
>>215227865why are they talking about male models Canada o.o
>>215227901*rape u*
namefags are always working hard - but never over-worked - to farm engagement as much as they can, arent they. never overwhelemed with the amount of replies unless theyre streaming their suicide or a crime, though. makes u think
>>215227875Yeah it’s a verified source mate who’s your source fucking gammon on twitter
Three young gay men that I don't even know are very angry at me for some reason
>btw your posts arent interesting enough to warrant a name, and this is /brit/ not your gay little blog. its mental and rude that you would even think any of this is OK in our general (but you are brown so)
i'm so incredibly lonely and have nothing to look forward to in life at all
>>215227944love you
Its fully possible to 3d print a shotgun to shoot "Grey Squirrels"Its not legal and I do not condone it, just possible. Makes you think.
>>215227989ktim
>It’s a verified sourceHowling
why does every third worlder on this board act so raped
>>215228005not howling though are you
my penis sure does stink
raping my own arse
>>215228027I am that's why I said it
>SoyBooru.comfreak
>>215227989Are you fit
"Grey Squirrels" are an invasive species, brought "disease" with them and ethnically replaced the superior (smarter) reds.Makes you think
raping my cock
>>215228030Wash your dick
Sir Grey Squirrel
>>215227989ok
Vine boom sound effect
got coffee on my vintage AT&T shirt
shut up mousegpt
>>215228079run into melee range with a pistole blow his head ouf
It is technically possible to strap explosives to an FPV drone and fly it into a "tree" containing grey squirrels.Highly illegal, I would never do it or condone anyone to do it, but we should be discussing it as a potential danger.
>>215228104That is NOT the real mousenonce
LOL
>its cray how nonwhites are allowed to use internet (a white invention)>just giving undeserving people access to hight ech tree options they didnt spec into so they go mental and get back to "muh dick" (their fight or flight)
We should have the right to bear arms
the raped (my arse (by myself))
>>215228057this isnt the real me and is the parasite making an AI bot of me (while also saying I am fake)
>>215228120ayo red boy gimme doz nu.... ACK!
>>215228115de DRONE BLAST
Early 2000s dance videos with models exercising
mm lopve mne some prongles... mmhm..mm..mm.. yummers.
>>215228158forgive me hitler…. brucey need milky…
>>215228156I never claimed to be you mouse, I'm just another Anti-"Grey Squirrel" campaigner.
>>215228001
>>215228184>when you pop... thats great!me when i cum inside the twink
>>215228210sybau
>>215228184>Once you pop...>That's great!Even the packaging had a stroke.
Congolese nigger BBC poo BBC cock penis willy mango nigger shaped BBC
mouseys cute little pink boypussy going POP when i pull my big mushroom bellend out if it
mental that paul o'grady is dead
Its highly possible for a young Barrister in the city to pay young men for sexual favours
namefags really are retarded arent they
>zoomer meme
being stalked lads O.O
sleepy village of thumbwick in grangleshire
>reminder for anyone reporting these posts, you can do it for spam/flooding because all this "person"s (a namefag) freaks posts have devolved into copy-pasting other peoples messages back at them. why even have a name on by that point
>>215228241Was just saying this down the Vatican
>>215228297thats where they filmed hot fuzz
rorkeshire
Just measured my fully hard cock there and it is 5 inches on the dot. It's just not enough dunno what to do about it
heres what size my penis is please dont bully me with this information
>>2152283325 inches is finet homosexual who gets bummed up the bumhole in my bum
The cringe 50 year old incels I officetoil with said yesterday that Raise the Flags and Reform leading the polls was a direct result of Andrew Tate and toxic masculinity on social mediaUtterly one-shotted by regime media
Creating an effigy of Sir Keir Starmer in Minecraft
>>215228332estrogen is waiting hun x
>>215228332Lose 2 inches of belly fat
Thought I might refresh the same four websites all day just in case people are having the same arguments they always have
AND THIN
>>215228371This is a violent communication, expect a knock
>>215228352I find that people in their 50s are the most indoctrinated people
>>215227472erm
have a thick veiny seven inch knob that barely sees any use because im a massive sperg
>>215227472cockmogs me
>>215228408ktim but with being handsome :3
>>215228352Toil with middleagies who are basically Tories but hate Trump more than anything in the world, normies are so weird
I genuinely and unironically just wanked to that other thread's OP pic
Might start recording PSCOs in public. Sick of those quorn jobsworth twats, someone needs to stand up to them and expose how much a waste of money they are.>>215228419:)
>>215228419lets meet up and frotplease
stop yakking about willies and wanking. what video games are you guys playing
no one will ever like you
>>215228451no...sorry you talked about raping me...
Is it illegal to follow PSCOs with a camera to film what they're doing? I think people should know what their tax goes to.
thumbwickfunny name
>>215228459willy wanking simulator 2024
Greta Thunberg vegan sex vagina
tf is a PSCO
>>215228459Toil simulator 2025.
>>215228471blast… foiled again…. i’ll get you one day
>A Port State Control Officer (PSCO) is a maritime inspector who carries out safety and environmental checks on foreign ships in portWhy do you want to follow these around lad?
roaming around the countryside reeking havoc on unsuspecting victims
wanking to chinese lathe accident videos
only time bottom was fun and satisfying because they got on top of me and pretended I was a horse :3 and I went to sleep like c:
>>215228579the only thing you're reeking of is poo mate
>>215228590UM
>>215228591
>>215228590Fake mousey
>>215228503Poo Seal Compliance Officer
>>215228616ziedbelgs crush
>>215228529Would start knocking them out if I saw them. Unless they were fit women
>>215228590parasite fake mouse
>>215228529Lmao you know it's only a matter of time until this law allows brown men to wait naked in front of primary schools.Britain is a dystopia far worse than any fiction author could imagine, I am desperate for regime change
>>215228617why do you even exist, parasite
>>215228616would
So Leftypol, I hear you like shooting people now
its cray how nonbrowms are allowed to use Hindo-Arabic numbers (a brown invention)just giving undeserving people access to hight ech tree options they didnt spec into so they go mental and get back to "muh dick" (their fight or flight)
>>215228656why do you even exist? just something for you to think about
talking to a beautiful oman on the dating app. she hasnt the foggiest that i am unworthy
ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵒᵘˢᵉʸ ᶠᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵒᵘˢᵉʸ
>Migrant in Crewe today trying to sexually assault young girls in broad daylight!https://x.com/trobinsonnewera/status/1970960119455416404?s=46I live here
>>215228663The real mousenonce wouldn't use a comma
Are you actually allowed to walk around naked, doesn't sound right
>only time bottom was fun and satisfying because they got on top of me and pretended I was a horse :3 and I went to sleep like c:
>>215228693leftypol dropping to his knees and thanking darwin claus for this display of vaild as heck oppressed poc culture
>>215228639It's all fat old pervy men
>>215228679brown shitskin monkey nigger ape freak
>>215228393Honestly I work with people that if there was a big red button labelled import 50m indians to OWN THE SHITGIBBON FARAGE they would hit it without a second's notice
>>215228693She loved it, look at that smile
c:
>>215228740
>>215228529>simple public nudity is not illegal in england and walesi've done it and didn't know this
>>215228738wait until they find out farage will hit that button himself
>>215228750You will be raped.
>>215228616Are these those crips I've been reading about
Install transgender migrants in every female space
its cray how nonbrowms are allowed to use agriculture (a brown invention)just giving undeserving people access to hight ech tree options they didnt spec into so they go mental and get back to "muh dick" (their fight or flight)
>>215228679that post really rattled you didn't it
>>215228740Leftypol mate...
>>215228766stop that, Australia plus you already did something and then gloated on the internet, remember? so shut up
mental how he deleted the ponies but not the tranny porn
>>215228776yes, without nonwhites we would never have had agriculture even though we have invented everything AFTER putting potato in the ground. nonwhites DEFINITELY invented agriculture. everyone else copying the absolute state of you. wh en the reading comprehension catches up to you youre going to pretty sad if you want to get into this
just found out the police didnt even know about the migrant hotel in glasgow at the timekinda wildor maybe they're lyingidkbut it was after the chimp out with the mass stabbing
its cray how nonbrowms are allowed to use writting system (a brown invention)just giving undeserving people access to hight ech tree options they didnt spec into so they go mental and get back to "muh dick" (their fight or flight)
>>215228790you = rape
one race the human race
>>215228836dont ever give me the chance to go rape you
Get the nonbrowms waxed
>>215228814Mental how he deleted the big knockers but not the gay porn
>>215228866scrm
Why is 190 namefagging as mousenonce This is just sad
its cray how nonbrowms are allowed to use civilization (a brown invention)just giving undeserving people access to hight ech tree options they didnt spec into so they go mental and get back to "muh dick" (their fight or flight)
Anyone over 50 gets their passport taken away and kicked out of the country
>>215228693um rorke he's just a little confused about the culture we have here the magic soil and home office guidelines will have him cheering on the lionesses in time for the next world cup
All I want to do is sit in my incel flat playing video games and wankingNot too much to ask is it
new>>>/his/18022631>>>/his/18022631>>>/his/18022631
>>215228693Mental that exactly what everyone said would happen is now happening
>215228886It really rattled you hasn't it.
we invented uhhhh farming and society n shieet
>>215228909>>215228909>>215228909
of course as we know guys no white English man has ever sexually assaulted a girl in public before that simply doesn’t happen yes only the brown people do this yes yes idiots
brown person flipping out on the internet because he cant handle it (this white invention)
scottish niggas are swarthy
its cray how nonbrowms are allowed to use architetury (a brown invention)just giving undeserving people access to hight ech tree options they didnt spec into so they go mental and get back to "muh dick" (their fight or flight)