neoliberal bull logging in

how the hell does leftypol still have faith in the state

some you ain’t grinding in life and it shows. Do something special with your life lads we might aswell we aren’t here long

national socialist bull logging in

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>Rodney

>>215231752
This looking low key kinda convenient ngl
Isn't this just all the government online services wrapped up in an app anyway?

>>215231812
they'll make you use it to connect to the internet and shit

>>215231812
yeah? low key? niggle?

why is it such a big deal? europeans have had digital ID for years and years you never hear them complain about it

I wonder if my toil will get the contract for this. We do all right to work shite and DBS etc. maybe I’ll get rich

>>215231812
if you use it the government will know where you live and if you have a job!!!

>>215231832
nuke it

The Britain I know is grime music and chicken shops. It’s fish and chips after Friday prayers. It’s the beauty of the British countryside contrasting with the busy sprawl of our big cities. It’s a crowd of Scousers at Anfield erupting as Mo Salah drops into sujood after scoring a screamer. It’s Marcus Rashford forcing a government U-turn to feed hungry children. It’s a national team of Black and white players taking the knee, even as some boo from the stands. It’s a country of contrasts and contradictions. Rich and poor. Black and white. In some respects united, in others deeply divided.

It’s not perfect, but it’s ours

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>>215231848

Government ran by party on 16% of the polls wants total and complete control over you by railroading enormous compulsory for UK-adults wide acts that will fundamental alter the relationship between state and citizen forever into law

>>215231846
>europeans have had digital ID for years and years
Incorrect.

>>215231846
Just something else for the shut-ins to cry about while not understanding why
Their YouTuber 'mates' told them to get angry about it

>>215231812
The only time I interact with the state is when I go on holiday with a passport and to occasionally call the police when there's criminal activity near my home.

>>215231846
british arent europeans

>>215231881
Countries with National Digital ID Systems (eIDs)
Many countries across Europe have implemented national digital identity systems, including:
EU Member States:
Austria
Belgium
Croatia
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Estonia
Finland
France
Germany
Italy
Latvia
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malta
Netherlands
Poland
Portugal
Slovenia
Spain
Sweden

it's just so convenient to pay with my britcard. i don't see the big deal.

>>215231872
sickening

>>215231914
That does not constitute Europe.

>>215231911
don't recall moving continent

digital gay card

These IDs will be biometric too btw
Not enough people are talking about that
You will have to provide your fingerprints to activate them

won't get one, what they gonna do?

why do people not like 15 minute cities

>>215231872
t. never left sw1

Charlie Veitch said it's bad so it's bad!! Then I sent him my dole money!!!

Core elements of a digital ID often include:

Credentials: Usernames, passwords, and email addresses that link you to online services.
Biometric Data: Fingerprints, facial scans, or voice recognition that strengthen your digital ID’s security.
Digital Footprint: Browsing history, communications, purchases, or social media activity that help verify who you are.

>>215231932
ok retard

>>215231964
currently in sw1, fancy a bum?

>>215231960
someone told rorke thye are woke

the only real argument i can see against this digital ID is that because it's far more convenient more places will ask for it when they really shouldn't need to

>>215231950
so what?

>>215231956
Social pressure
They will lock you out of banking services
Employers will stop accepting applicants who don't have the "BritCard"
Soon enough you won't even be able to buy a SIM card or set up a new ISP connection without providing it

>>215231960
Because we already have walkable "15 minute" cities. We're not American. Our cities developed organically and work fine. They just need a bit more investment in public transport.

give us your fingerprints Leftypol and thank you for voting for us

>>215231935
brexit is brexit

the UK isn't European

>Brits have bad teeth, Euros don't
>Brits have pinkish skin color, Euros have orange (Nordics and German), brown (Meds), yellow (Slavs), black (French)
>Brits use common law, Euros use civil law
>Brits are fat, Euros aren't
>Brits are half catholic-protestants anglican, Euros are catholic, protestant or Orthodox
>Brits hate gays, Euros love and protect them

>>215231998
already full maybe tomoz x

rorke giving openAI all his personal info so that chatGPT can tell him why digital ID is bad

>>215231914
Ours is compulsory

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the EXACT bottle of mouth wash has 4 motre benefits in england than in germany
sus desu

>>215232011
Don't be daft mate there's a good lad

rorke desperately buying up the pineapples in aldi

The public are massively in favour of digital IDs because Blair managed to utterly mindbreak them into being subservient government bootlickers

>>215231914
How many of those are "compulsory for all adults"

>>215232057
what are the extra benefits?

>Three NHS workers made £412,000 during lockdown by faking Covid vaccination certificates for more than 800 paying customers.
>Hakeem Walters, 29, Rokibul Islam, 31, and Muhammed Ahmed, 27, were employed as NHS administrators at a vaccine centre set up at Westfield Shopping Centre in Stratford, London.

Leftypols key workers

rorke showing his driving license
:|
rorke showing his driving license except its digital on his phone
:@

gay starmer wants your address and trouser size so he can prepare a visit to give you a good rogering

rorke generate photos of himself with his crush in chatgpt

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*flies through the thread*

>>215232125
*pulls you out of the sky and shags you*

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some people will accept tyranny because it absolves them of any agency and responsibility

>>215232137
mate shes 10

rorke fishing out his phone to show his digital ID to the copper ans getting done for using a phone while in the drivers seat

>>215232125
woah, there goes rorke, he's beautiful

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>>215232125

how does it prevent migrants working under the table at their uncle's kebab shop again?

>When the government consulted the public about digital identity and attributes, it explicitly said there were no plans to make digital IDs mandatory

yaaaaawn

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>>215231752

>>215232172
shut up rorke

>>215232146
why's she on 4chan then

leftypol lending his britcard to a starving bag of bones from Gaza

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how would you tell a barber you want this haircut without having to show them this pic

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Which one of you guys wrote it?

>>215232172
erm... it er... it's compulsory...somehow

>>215232172
Uhh well you see it's digital and that means uhhhh well you know

Hari Seldon sex arse

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>>215231752

blacks built britain

>>215232223
>>215232228
very organic posts

>>215232214
salam alaikum brother can you make me look like the biggest gay cunt going thanks and inshallah my brother

>>215232172
it just will

someone tell leftypol the britpass is racist and he'll oppose it

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umcabbage moment

>>215232222
Need this edited to say rorke is a bhenchod

>>215232247
Lol fuck off Keir

>>215232247
theres about 20 people that post here at most doubt any one would focus on this thread

the cronem are showering
it be steamy in dere

>>215232300
are they slapping their batons together?

leftypol sorting his mates down at the mosque out with dodgy britcards

Look Rorke, scanning your face before you have a wank keeps children safe and letting the govt force upon you a digital identity system it can use to track your every move will stop illegal immigrants coming here under the pretence of being asylum seekers, it just WILL ok!

Once again got poo up my bum

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Mark trying out m&s sausages and before you ask, yes they're lush

>>215232314
no

gf called me a loser freak

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what did he mean by this?

>>215232340
seems like a missed opportunity

>government explicitly states digital IDs will not be mandatory
>still piss yourselves over it
at least find something worth while to cause a fuss over

>>215232334
mark could get 100k subs if he pivoted to food reviews, he just doesn’t have the brain to do it

>>215232334
Can we get a quick update on the sausages? Because you like your sausages cooked a little bit longer. So, I got a message that said, "Mark, you're cooking your sausages now for another 8 minutes. Can we have a quick update on the sausage front?" Because I like mine cooked a little bit longer. Yeah, I like mine cooked a little bit longer. I think they're done now. They are, guys. Let's have a taste. Come on, let's have a taste. Hot. Yeah. I like mine cooked a little bit longer, guys. They're a little bit dry, but they'll do. I like them like that. That's how you cook your sausages. No food poisoning for me, my lad.
No, I'll never get food poisoning. And you know why? I'm going to tell you why. You might wonder why, but I'm going to tell you. I like mine cooked a little bit longer.
Cooked a little bit longer.

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>>215232366
>>government explicitly states digital IDs will not be mandatory
huur duur fucking RETARD

>>215232346
um

>>215232346
That was 190

>>215232346
I think he gets fucked in the ass. I could be wrong though

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>>215232346

>>215232334
And for pudding, you lickinmg his shitty anus clean. Getting your tongue right in his fishy arse.

>>215232395
Compulsory. NOT mandatory.

>>215232395
Digital IDs seems like a stupid thing. Like I like physical IDs what if my phone has no connection?

they doing waggington live on facetime for the snappydem xx

Screenshotmong's up, spamming /brit/ with OLDs and incel YouTuber updates, followed by seething in /epl/ until 7am. The lowest form of life imaginable (Scouse).

>>215232395
>but details are not settled, and their mandatory nature remains under discussion
ok retard keep pissing yourself

>>215232340
i can hear it
the slappydem

>>215232442
Who are you quoting?

>>215232388
Based

what are you going to do if it is mandatory
reckon i'd just not get it and deal with whatever the consequences are of that

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This is me

it's just so funny and transparent how they are trying to sell it as something that will help "crack down" on illegal migration

blacks getting gay in the shower again are they? They do have the highest rates of homosexuality after all

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Wonder what Carlie must've been craving in Africa?

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This is Covid all over again. The sheeple will happily do whatever the government tells them to

Tony Blair ejaculating buckets of cum at the thought of every UK citizen having their biometric and personal information collected on a digital ID.

merry and reproduce department

>>215232505
cheers mate, do you have a general for your own country you could post in perhaps?

>>215232515
could have saved herself the money and gone into croydon

>Israel to recognise Falklands Islands as Argentinian

deary me

it's time to diogenes-maxx

>>215232515
Almost certainly Morocco, Egypt or Tunisia

moving to japan
becoming the domo arigato mr roboto and i'll stand in tech shops doing a dance

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>>215232029
>>Brits have bad teeth, Euros don't
We have better teeth than most of Europe. You're just mindlessly repeating an American stereotype because you're a retard
>>Brits hate gays, Euros love and protect them
I've literally met Polish people who've fled Poland because of how much of a superstitious backwards religious homophobic shithole it is even with all the anglo-german cash propping you up

>Saar dis famous desi hand butter sandwich Saar only usd no rupee *coughs on food* *throws street chili on your plate* *wobbles head*

>>215232555
think i have 10 years of life left in me and my final wish is to see israel disappear under a nuclear cloud

will die a very happy man after that

how can you mongs not tell the indog and polack flags apart by now

>>215232555
they’ve done us there tbf

>>215232595
>Keir SAARmer

>>215232470
my own arse

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Wait that's the fucking Indonesian flag isnt it

>>215232604
>His favorite dish is a curry
Oh my

>>215232610
you've been absolutely done

>>215232577
>europe>>215232577

>poland, slovakia, greece, hungary, czech, turkey

>>215232577
bro thought he cooked

>>215232555
>Falklands Islands
Mong.

>>215232555
howling

>>215232555
kek

could be completely wrong but i think orangeman himself would send our navy to defend falklands on a whim

>>215232555
screcrescremscmng

>>215232555
topkek

>>215232653
orangeman would do whatever his zionist handler told him to do

>At the UN’s Healthy Indoor Air session Tuesday, Violet Affleck — just 19 and with no qualification beyond being the daughter of actors Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner — railed about the dangers of airborne viruses and the importance of mask mandates amid the “ongoing pandemic.”

>>215232675
yeah and they would want as many goyim to die as possible
no reason to turn down a good war

>>215232555
done 'em

had a lovely lunch at the lodge today

Where's Ziedbelg?

debanking rorke because he had a wank on an untrackable porno site

>>215232653
he would give millei 2 weeks then do nothing

thinkin bout dat suicide

What happens if we refuse Digital ID?

>>215232685
>the “ongoing pandemic.”
Wait what's the ongoing pandemic at the minute

>>215232721
Sent to a gulag

Maybe if he keeps replying to his own post with fake laughter it will cover up how he called it the "Falklands Islands"

>>215232721
They'll release axel and put you in his cell

>ongoing pandemic
LMAO some people are just bored and will moan about anything

>>215232744
It won't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhCC1yW4nlU
why does this go off

>>215232721
sent to france under the one in one out scheme

>>215232763
leftypol in a nutshell, he gets all his self worth from identifying with random causes

>>215232744
He should be allowed to comment on his own posts without judgement

>"Well Shlomo, Leftypol hates us but Rorke's still mostly on our side, how can we change that?"

digital id-refusers can become a new tribe of gypsies

mad how people unironically believe a country as small as israel controls the world elite but a country as big as russia or as wealthy as china has no power at all, why not just admit you hate jews and its nothing about power dynamics lol

We don't eat enough beetroot in this godforsaken country

mad how the british state so openly despises the british people they're not even hiding it any more

haven't once needed a vpn to milk the wilkins since sir porn banner passed his law
something of a niche taste wanker myself

>>215232801
>mad how people unironically believe a country as small as israel controls the world elite but a country as big as russia or as wealthy as china has no power at all
Who says that?

>>215232801
jews control the world through america

>>215232808
had a cream cheese and beetroot sandwich for me lunch x

>>215232801
haha yeah because no society has ever been controlled by a very small group of people haha

I said that

>>215232819
:)

>>215232841
when was the last jewish president

>>215232515
being impaled in every hole by the enormous jumanji jizz lobbers wielded by an entire tribe of vantablack jungle dwelling ultranegroes from both Congos

>>215232845
corr this sounds pengers
wonder if beetroot and smoked salmon would be good, have some of both to use you see

>>215232876
>he thinks that matters
deary me

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The Britain I know is grime music and chicken shops. It's fish and chips after Friday prayers.
It's the beauty of the British countryside contrasting with the busy sprawl of our big cities. It's a crowd of Scousers at Anfield erupting as Mo Salah drops into sujood after scoring a screamer. It's Marcus Rashford forcing a government U-turn to feed hungry children. It's a national team of Black and white players taking the knee, even as some boo from the stands. It's a country of contrasts and contradictions. Rich and poor. Black and white. In some respects united, in others deeply divided.
It's not perfect, but it's ours. And no one should ever make us feel otherwise.

>>215232876
Herzog
in office right now

again, I won’t be reading a word of that

>>215232888
aye its not bad, better with a bit of cream cheese doe

its actually over
the industrialised world is destined to be a scifi dystopia

It's da jooooz

>>215232908
cheers nationwide

>>215232907
why wouldn't it matter? surely if 'jews control america' they would have their guy in the highest position of power

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mental that i'll never have a gf who likes anal

toil done
off home

>>215232908
>Black and white

i'm sung jin woo from the hit korean web thing solo leveling

how soon after spunking can you get the willy hard again?

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Mad how powerful they are. They can build rape tunnels under New York and no one does anything

>>215232983
no women like anal

>>215232983
european birds love it up the wrong un for some reason, probably because they don't grow up with the negative stigma that anal carries over here

leftypol damage control teams working extra hard to cover up all the 'missing' swans, geese, and ducks from our parks and rivers

>>215233001
truly god's chosen people

>>215232968
less obvious to just bribe 90% of congress and use blackmail to get what they want

>>215232998
Depends how tired my jaw is

>>215233001
so why were they sneaking about in jew tunnels?

>>215232938
how does that mean "it's over"
wouldn't it be merciful it were over in that case

I don't know what fake news people are trying to tell you but there is no such thing as digital id here or for most of continental Europe.

nuke buenos aires

can someone please call me a fitting slur

>>215232878
>enormous jumanji jizz lobbers wielded by an entire tribe of vantablack jungle dwelling ultranegroes from both Congos
kek'd

>>215233032
*rapes you to shreds*

>>215233033
you just have physical ID cards instead

>>215233044
how bigs your corey

>>215233033
I was assured by our resident sensible centrist dickhead that there in fact is

>>215232908
Not a single reference to English culture in this post.

oy vey shut it down

>>215233016
and the evidence to that claim is what

Digital ID is going ahead then.

You have to be prepared to go to prison or die to oppose this. If you accept Digital ID, it will be the last decision you ever make.

is dtfic jewish?

>>215233061
17cm when pressing the ruler

Eastenders has a cuckquean storyline lmao

>>215233124
this shit is boring bring back the pure satire

>>215233140
cant insult a man who cockmogs me like that im afraid, nothing but respect from me

why is rorke upset with refugees visiting their home countries? nothing wrong with that

Rorke trying to explain how he got a shard of metal ruler lodged in his mons pubis

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Most of you cucks will accept digital ID just like you accepted the covid jab

>The Son of Cher
sounds ominous

>>215233123
90% of congress takes bribes from aipac mate look it up

>>215233141
Go on

Imagine having to use your digital id to sign in into 4chan. Lmao.

might play a video game tonight
what do you reckon to that a 34 year old supposed man playing video games

>>215233173
if it's safe for them to visit it's safe for them to back there permanently

>>215233260
schadenfreude, how very german

>>215233268
i am fucking apoplectic!

>>215233167
damn, ok...

wtf just saw the digital id news

I’m about 90% sure the digital ID thing won’t happen

>>215233268
depends on the game i reckon

DIGITAL ID JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>215233223
um

Back in my smeggy childhood bedroom

>>215233268
i reckon you spend most of your life as an adult so why not spend your free time doing something you enjoy, even if it's "for kids" or something other people find boring

Only in Britain could large scale illegal migration end up in a situation whereby the average Briton may need to show a new form of all-encompassing digital identity to get an illegal on a moped to deliver a pizza and a four pack of stella

>>215233275
how so? it's safe to visit Vesuvius on holiday, but you wouldn't build a house on the side of the volcano would you?

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It was real. All of it.

just read about digital id absolutely fuming

might do some finger painting or shit my pants later

>>215233341
DONE HIM
RORKE'S DONE

>>215233341
stupid analogy
you're stupid

>>215233354
someone put poo seals on the screens

>>215233334
as if normgroids would support such a thing as bringing down the state

Did you know that Americans speak the original old English and brits changed their English?

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It was real. All of it.

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>>215233354
don't forget your new battery!!!

>>215233354
this shit is boring bring back the pure satire

>>215233383
Ad hominem
Concession accepted

>>215233367
you're well funny x

>>215233389
>bringing down the state
i said bring down the government you idiot
>>215233420
>fallacy fallacy
again, you're an idiot

goo goo ga ga

>>215233389
Bringing down the government doesn't mean bringing down the state you fucking stupid twat

Farage is actually going to be PM isn't he
Unbelievable Jeff

Mental. All it took was a few zoomers high on tik tok throwing a paint bucket on a broken fighter jet and now the paranoid British gov is rolling out mass surveillance measures that would make Xi himself blush.

>>215233421
mad how i'm disappointed that this is most likely a girl
my sexuality is in the gutter

>fallacy fallacy fallacy
oh no no no

>>215233458
>>215233452
Simmer down chaps, simmer down x

>>215233452
>>215233458
sorry leftypol didnt mean to touch a nerve

does anyone want to lend me 29 grand so i can buy I car

the future pm of britain is on record calling 190 a pagan a wasteman and a BENCHOD!!

>>215233482
she's also french

>>215233241
Lauren found out a onlyfans lass was flirting with her fiance Peter and instead of getting angry she gets excited and intrigued about it
that's it

so the fallacy won't let me be

nige will probably do fuck all
if he actually deported loads of cunts he would be the best pm since churchill

>>215233497
sure gimme your full name and address and banking info ill wire it to you later

Digital ID has been planned since 2020, likely even earlier.
This will be how they enforce conscription
Well it's time to get things off your bucket list

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>>215233523

Haha Leftypol loves a bit of government doesn't he
Classic Leftypol

>>215233536
churchill was a terrible pm

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>>215233523

>>215233536
Global capital won’t bloody allow it
Look at Meloni cucked the second she got into office

>>215233523
Wow ok

keir browsing /brit/

>>215233553
Me? Shan't be going

>>215233400
>we wuz the original englis speakers n shiieeet

>>215233523
scremlin

Farage quite literally was a Tory. Imagine thinking this mong isn't another establishment wanker.

>>215233469
a chat with the windrush cronem

>>215233568
stfu leftypol

>>215233543
You would just dox me I know it already

very surprising the atheist with the jewish wife is pushing all this

>>215233523
erm

DC and very much VR

Do you think a genuine downie retard ever posted here
Or a midget
Or some other sort of freak

>best pm since churchill
Idiots really know nothing about history. That man is the started most of our problems he sold the country out

>>215233621
the cronembergs are too busy slapping their batons together to answer

>>215233523
you're going down

>>215232146
outta 10?

If you accept Digital ID, you are a lemming and a slave.

Fight in the golden tradition of Sparta.

>>215233665
No he didn't

>>215233663
>>215233663
>>215233663

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>>215233657
diegos all 3 of those

>>215233268
i had a wank while playing stellaris with sex mods last night

>>215233268
Inconcevable you should be filing your taxes and beating your wife instead

>>215232100
dont need your gay comment on the end mate everyone is thinking it anyway

>>215233523
:/

>>215231812
IT'S DA MARK OF DA BEAST FIND JESUS REPENT AIEEEEEE