aubrey beardlsey edition
a digital ID just makes sense rorkeyou're being forced to have one for your own good
get *clap* the *clap* pure *clap* satire *clap* posted
We had a perfectly nice society in the 90s. There was no reason anything had to change.
>>215233753>>215233741>>215233730Please don't
Did you know that in Germany, we Germans don't have digital IDs.
wheres zeidbslg
>>21523375916 year olds could get their tits out in the sun too then
>>215233763you will shortly
>>215233709it would actually help for right to work checks
They should call it BlairCardIt's his idea afterall
>>215233760dont what
>>215233763how do you stop illegal immigration then
pooing out my cock
>>215233763do you have a government mandated app to upload the results of your poo inspection after you deposit it on the poo shelf in your toilets?
>>215233759line wasn't going up. you know how things are
>>215233783so? are right to work checks a big faff? seem to be quite straightforward
>>215233773:)
>no he didn’t Gammon retard
>>215233835Ya seethin
please answer
>>215233793german cuisine
>M
>>215233819you can get fake passports and birth certificates so illegal immigrants can get jobs
cromen dem applying poo to make deyselfs black again after shower (praise jah)
It doesn't get better than classic Film Noir
get stupid get crazy
its pretty warm in flatberg stillsunberg is doing intense shinetoil you see
cronem all enough water to drink and shower in (praise jah this is a miracle)
dey eat da poo poo
A gay man with a Jewish wife is demanding you carry a digital ID with you at all times to prove you belong in your own country
>>215233968this shit is boring bring back the pure satire
>watch old border force uk>curry shop owner gets busted hiring illegals in 2007>did you check for right to work mr ahmed?>no>fined 20k per instance (lol he shuts down and re-opens under a new name)
>>215233998you finish silksong dtfic
>>215233968it's digital mate you don't need to carry it
get the fucking chippy chips in
>>215234000The corner shop across from toil gets shut down once a week for selling illegal fags
>>215233840:3 :3
>>215234000why don't they fine the individual instead of the company
>>215234005never played it
>>215234023>terminationsthis cunt works at skynet
>>215233840the grey cat is AI btw
>>215234048racist
'fast.
>>215234050mustve be the other canadian
>>215234023far too many chips there, also what the fuck is that sauce? looks like snot gravy
nearly 6pm and peng ting has not texted yetogre it may be
>>215234069why do you keep reposting this unremarkable image
Dadberg's got Last of the Summer Wine on
gymtoil complete
>>215233663bootleg Saeki Toshio
some youths laughed at me for wearing a backpack when I was waiting for the bus
me din dins
>>215234023wtf is wrong with the mushy peas
>>215234104>some youthsracist dog whistle
>>215234090Why do you keep policing a forum for Britishfolk?
>>215234048Because then they won't bring in illegals to bring the day of the great replacement sooner? Are you stupid?
>>215234102Toshio was born nearly 50 years after Beardsley died
a mindrapening is brewing
>The Great ReplacementWhat's so great about it
>>215234130struck a nerve did i
>>215233910oh fuck aye
switching up my gait every so often to throw off the different tracking agencies
absolutely fucking sick of not being drunk so I'm going to get drunk
ffs why are they dropping digital ids now im only halfway through my weight loss goal at least let me look fit on me picture x
for me it's can't pay we'll take it away
>>215234147tell it to the judge bucko
>Dad threw daughter, 2, into alligator-infested river ‘because he didn’t want her’
must... repost....... boring...... shit.....
>>215234161Well it's just that you come in here all day everyday thinking you can call the shots, dishing out disciplinaries and you're not even British. Frankly I'm sick of it. I mean come on.
>>215234196everyone makes mistakes
got my new slippers on
watching kays cooking and the onions started going brown as soon as they went in the pan, they weren't even sizzling, reckon her pan was just filthy and the brown was all old grease
if I get a chippy I usually get a steak pie supper
>>215234184haha watching this right nowabsolutely rorkecoded programme, up there with police interceptors and border controllove seeing minorities and poors getting their comeuppance
>>215234218does her 30 year old neet incel son still film her videos
>>215234213you sound hungry maybe you should have a snickers
you dropped your digital gay card mate
>>215234212you've not really got much room to talk do you desu
the jfs are making fun of our food again >>215229546
>>215234196Reminds me of a scene in the old classic horror Murders In The Zoo where he throws his wife in the alligator exhibit when she catches him having an affair
Illegal dingy men are still going to be allowed to roam the country free as a bird and you'll be stuck with the home office in your pocket everywhere you go
video games and wank for me
>>215234218she got scammed by the same people that rate my takeaway used to use
>>215234239love those airport customs shows tooalways hilarious seeing chinks trying to get in with smoked lizard intestines or raw bloody meat of mystery origin in their cases
>>215234076Curry sauce, you fucking Southern toff.
might be the horniest man in britain right now
>>215234247Then you reply with these aloof, snide remarks. Cool as a cucumber, you seem completely unbothered by anything. Just fuck off alright?
>>215234255so what
>>215234295how old are you?what do you do for fun when you're not posting here?
>>215234292want you to fuck my brains out
just applied, thank you sir keir starmer
stinky
>>215234331need this relationship irl
>>215234341you'd need to have brains for that lool
>>215234331I need this relationship irl
GETTHEMOFFBENEFITS
>>215234297as long as you can see the irony ennit
>>215234404well of course
So how soon will this Digital ID be implemented?
>>215234289since when was curry that colour, vile northern freak
>>215234419good lad
>>215234436*kisses you on the lips*
You could have prevented this
>ID mongs in parliamentWe're cooked, only a matter of time until 4chan gets chopped
https://vocaroo.com/16qOqWca4hsx
>Beloved BBC presenter and wife engulfed in flames as house explodeswhat is with this bbc obsession
>>215234275how did she get scammed
I need that but real
>>215234458
Creme tangerine and montelimarA ginger sling with a pineapple heartA coffee dessert, yes, you know it's good newsBut you'll have to have them all pulled outAfter the Savoy truffleCool cherry cream, nice apple tartI feel your taste all the time we're apartCoconut fudge really blows down those bluesBut you'll have to have them all pulled outAfter the Savoy truffleYou might not feel it nowBut when the pain cuts throughYou're going to know and howThe sweat is going to fill your headWhen it becomes too muchYou'll shout aloudBut you'll have to have them all pulled outAfter the Savoy truffleYou know that what you eat you areBut what is sweet now turns so sourWe all know obla-dibla-daBut can you show me where you are?Creme tangerine and montelimarA ginger sling with a pineapple heartA coffee dessert, yes, you know it's good newsBut you'll have to have them all pulled outAfter the Savoy truffleYes you'll have to have them all pulled outAfter the Savoy truffle
Andy Burnham staging an armed coup to depose Starmer
>>215233759It was all good till 08/09 when the crash happened and the subsequent quantitative easing and smart phones/social media proliferated
>>215234462you can always just stop posting about black men nothing is stopping you
Listening to Bob Vylan at work right now
>>215234329>how old are you?21.>what do you do for fun when you're not posting here?Vidya. Animu.
Brits are at it again
>>215234462so could you but you were too busy laughing at german women being raped by soviet thugs
I have that same twisting feeling in my stomach as I did during covid when the vax passes came out.This is likely the end.
>>215234098good lad
>>215234512shut up retard
getting easier to trigger him lately
>>215234493Yeah, he'll be much better than Starmer. Definitely not more of the same.
>>215180103
>>215234512that's just our baby in your tummy xo
>>215234509Well Im going to make up for lost time
>>215234547UMCHICKEN UMCHICEKN UMCHICKEN X
>>215234512Go to the toilet
nth for the baddiedem
by allah you people are dogs
>>215234471great post crodieyou're our BBC presenter x
Spaino melty in 3... 2... 1...
>>215234546yes we know you're a paedophile that forced meme was never funny
>>215234559by doing what
>>215234569dogs are cute and funnyfunny when people use dog as an insultwow im cute and funny and women want mewooooooooow!
>>215234590Haven't seen that flag in a long while mate. Got it filtered, you see.
>>215234599Joining Patriotic Alternative most likely
>>215234577thanks crodie
>>215234604do you really not do anything for fun outside of posting on 4chan?
>>215234590He's on a Canadian proxy atm
>>215234564would love a go on soogsworth think she'll let me?
fit birds
>>215234512Just kick the can down the road lad. You know IDs are convenient and efficient. Better control will improve our response to deporting illegals, at least we don't have social credit scores, 3rd parties can be trusted with our selfies so they can be trusted with our IDs etc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e2_ZagT2S4
wheres zieebelg
>>215234711excellent film
>3rd parties can be trusted with our selfies
>>215234663It's not impossible but the odds are stacked against you lad
>>215234647
Ole Blairy got his way then?
>>215234749that's a no i take it
>>215234800Death to america
>>215234800mmhmm
Rorke getting ten years for posting "send them all back" on /brit/
there are indians in this thread. this entire board and website is riddled with them and the board quality has dropped
not sure what all the fuss about ID cards, the FT reported on them last week
>>215234801https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUjE9H8QlA4
>>215234788This is even worse. New Labour didn’t even go as far as wanting to record every single time an ID card is used, just compulsory registration of every resident into a database run by the Home Office.
>>215234869#freerorke
is ziedy on a UK flag now?this general is literally unusable if so
>>215234884Why what's happening
>>215234926it's not him
Digital IDs will not happen. Its a distraction
If I don't get one will they deport me somewhere else
>>215234927it was reported last week that they'd be announced this weekjust funny that a lot of people here seem to have not expected the announcement
>>215234944Are they gonna try and link it to your passport
>latest happening for /pol/cels to cry and wank and shit themselves overgreat
>>215234995he's been moaning about this for six years or more
UK ID tracks the rolling IPs of all British posters, giving jannies extended powers over our post histories, consider yourself warned rorke
>>215234989This is the thing they dont need to. They already know all this info and the electronic devices they are linked to. Centralising is an unnecessary
>>215235009this is false
>>215234749why does he post the Amaurys
raped my willy off
>>215234884they're going to happen everywhere, it's inevitablethey make sense in a lot ways but it's stupid to dismiss concerns about big tech or privacy and really stupid to believe it's about illegal migrants
>1984 wasnt supposed to be an instruction manual
>>215235051ummy
NEED heathermong to get brutally murdered tbqhwy
god forbid the government issued ID is linked to the government issued passport which you only need to show at borders that are controlled by the government
>>215235069I already have a passport
i have an erect boner
>>215235133I need to show my passport ever day when buying BIG CANS
>>215235133That's not how it works though
I'm scared ladsWhat if the digital ID kills off deliverwogs?
>>215235179why would you use your passport to buy alcoholic lager beer
>>215235189Starmer would never
As a high yellow Nigerian male, I'm all for IDs. During prior nights out I've been barred access from the Gherkin. With an ID my baton's prowess will never be questioned
welcome to 2025, formerly 1984
I DESERVE TO BE SUCKED
>>215235224have you ever been sectioned for your mental health
Australians are naturally distrustful of having all of their info in the one place which is why we had an Australia Card referendum and it failedNothing much will have changed since when which is why you have to voluntarily link your government services to your myGov account one by one
Pocket Monsters arethe BestfriendsAnyoneCould have !!
as always, lets give it a go
wow cool i was just wondering what australians think
>>215235300fucks this cunts problem
Can we customise our Brit Cards?
I'm sick of being cold
>>215235213to confirm I'm above the legal purchase age
>>215235368yeah but why your passport?
>>215235300TV says donuts are high in fat, kazooFound a hobo in my roomIt's princess Leia, the yodel of lifeGive me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar
>>215235379because we don't have ID cards...
>>215235379im a retard who can't drive
rorke's digital ID starting to flash and beep as he is 200m from a school
Rorke frothing at the mouth waving his paper driving license about
>>215235405no way lmfao
>>215235300well saidhow's your pokemon journey going lad?
>>215235446??
>>215235405what about PASS card
Honestly I'm not that fussed about digital ID cards but I don't understand how it's supposed to stop illegal immigrants or boat men
habbo hotel is coming to steammight have to get a new account
Medieval Europe - A land ruled by Royal Redbone's and high-Yellas
>>215235470>PASS carddon't know what that is
>>215235467you don't have any id but passports in britain?
>>215235477lost my virginity on habbo
>>215235476basically it removes a pull factorso we have a pull factor that it's very easy to work illegally in this countrybut if you have an ID card the police can check right to work on the spot
>>215235574Oh so it's like a soviet "papers please"
>>215235573I was on habbo hotel when the london bombings happened in 2005, it's how I found out
>>215235567drivers licence is the standardprovisional licence if you haven't passed your testberg
>>215235574>but if you have an ID card the police can check right to work on the spotdoesn't mean they will
>>215235476>>215235574and this will stop cash in hand work which 90% of illegals do anyway?
>>215235598were you wanking?
>>215235567I don't and a lot of people have no form of ID whatsoever
>>215235591woke gone mad
>>215235477used to let paedos roleplay shag me for furniture in this game
>>215235592because Papers Please wasn't remotely Soviet fucking idiot
>>215235629quite frankly this is third world/yank tier
>>215235616obviously if it's properly implemented because you can do police raids on work sites and deport everyone without an ID card
>Illegals are using forged and fake documents to work in the UK>We should introduce the most draconian piece of ID we can and hopefully they surely wont ever forge these documents as well
You have been Unpersoned.
>>215234479locked her out her main channel and social accounts
>>215235616Probably bins off any form of online anonymity thoughbeit
>>215235616Cash will be abolished.>>215235476>understand how it's supposed to stop illegal immigrants or boat menIt's entirely designed to control Whites.
>>215235629>a lot of people have no form of ID whatsoeverit's around 4% of the population actually and they're presumably all retards like you
OHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT!
>>215235629>a lot of people have no form of ID whatsoeverIt's not "a lot" though is it, let's be honestVast majority have a passport or a drivers licence
for being shut-ins who never do anything to need ID cards the incels sure are riled up about this ID card thing their internet heroes told them to be
>>215234590
Bees in commercial honey production live barely a few weeks and face constant threats: predators, starvation, disease and physical wear. Their brief lives are further shortened by industrial practices that inflict chronic stress and injury.Hives are opened and inspected repeatedly, triggering alarm pheromones that drive bees into a panic—sometimes stinging themselves to death. Beekeepers use smoke to suppress their defenses; the heat can melt wings, and hive reassembly crushes workers. Large-scale operations often overharvest honey, leaving colonies malnourished and causing up to a third of them to perish each winter.More than half of commercial colonies are trucked long distances for pollination. Vibration stunts bees’ food glands, poor ventilation kills by heat or cold, and mixing hives accelerates disease. Queens endure wing clipping, invasive artificial insemination and premature culling. Unwanted colonies are sometimes killed in winter by freezing, suffocation or poison.Research shows honey bees possess around a million neurons and exhibit every common proxy for consciousness: individual personalities, tool use, complex navigation, numerical recognition, delayed gratification, problem-solving, learning from others, emotional biases and even dreaming. Estimates place their capacity to suffer at 7–15 percent of human intensity—higher than many vertebrates.Every spoonful of honey perpetuates massive, avoidable suffering. Swapping honey for plant-based sweeteners is one of the simplest, most effective ways to spare billions of sensitive, social creatures.
>>215235663it's digital so you won't be able to forge it if the police are involved
>it's not about x it's about control!!!This meaningless braindead shite again, is it
>>215235663why forge them when they can just get them legally?get off the boatpoliceman tags you and releases youyou're free to rape and/or deliver goyfeed
>>215235661>police raids on work sites and deport everyone without an ID cardAnd in the real world where Immigration Enforcement, Gangmasters andLabour Abuse Authority and the police dont have the budget to carry out those raids barring the odd publicity photoshoot once a year. It wont change a thing especially as like i said illegals do cash in hand work, rent out other peoples documents or have fake documents
>>215235736>it's digitalthe physical card isn't?
don't have any valid british id only an irish passportif sir jew starmer makes me pay to renew driving my license or similar for this is will be fuming
>>215234590ok so whys this happened janman
>>215235781wow you're fucking stupid
>>215235739Triple Vaxxed
>>215235699>>215235706>4%that's around 3 million people (a lot by any measure) and none of them can vote anymorethe passport/drivers licence system is broken
>>215235824I wouldn't describe you as "people"
>>215235603>>215235629wtf don't they have a card for health services or something
>>215235781Well there you go they will all use fake Irish IDs as (you know) Irish can work and live here freely
>>215235824>the passport/drivers licence system is brokenpresumably that's part of why they want a comprehensive digital ID?
lot of bootlickers in this thread.
>>215235760the data is digital so a police officer will be able to look up your information on their system and confirm it matches your ID card
>>215235852nhs is free mate why would you need a card
*walks into room holding a coffee and scratching my bed head* mornin' fellas
>>215235842so I'm not a person because I can't drive?
>>215235878anyone can get treatment without any identification whatsoever?
had to see what all the talk was about
>>215235824You can get Proof of Age Standards Scheme (PASS) card from a post office for £15
thinking about julius caesar and crying
HE'S CUM IN HIS PANTSHE HAS RELEASED SEMEN IN HIS JEANS
>>215235926ye
Get back to talking about Fat Shippy's beloved ready meals
>>215235936can get a blowjob from your mum for £5
>>215235927They are dog shit why did you fall for it
>>215235925Correct
>>215235936should be free and done automatically, that's what this ID card programme will fix
>>215235954that is crazy
just got the faydown cloak lads
>>215235976Yes it is
>>215235960it's gone up now, cost of living
>>215235966people kept spamming about it on here
>>215235982no you didn't be quiet
>mummy can I have a blowjob?
just had me stew
>>215235927you're retarded lol
>>215235927Good call
>>215235960and get some change
>>215235971we don't all live in the suburbs you yankified retard
>>215235927Good man>>215235966Bizarre lie, seethe on povvo
>>215235982best part of the game IMO only downhill from there because now you have access to the most dogshit areas ever created
>>215235927its one fucking unfunny faggot spamming his shite gimmick, you're no better than a fucking lemming you tit
what's what word for when somebody's being purposefully ignorant
>>215235927well said mate
>>215236031So? If you're ineligible for a provisional licence then you are quite simply a subhuman retard
>I spend money on food for a couple of you's on a Mongolian basket weaving forum
corr
will nightclubs use digital IDs to ban sub 6 foot tall manlets?
saw a fit woman today
>>215236054Are they not actually good then
>>215236077Who are you quoting?
>>215236091*fat
£210 for Golasthe world i grew up in no longer exists
>>215236054>>215235966Get yourself a bighams and chill out lad
>>215236071I already have a passport
> Being prepared to die is one of the great secrets of living.Commander Rockwell
>>215236107fucking hell
lol coalburners are all fat and cant look you in the eye
>>215236054Not just one, there's a few of us.
get it maid
We're going to 400
Sir Digital ID
fuck you all
>>215136759>>215136759>>215136759noo for yoo
>>215235927Should've got a maccas
>>215236104kys by the way selfhater
>>215236048ive heard bad things about bilewater
>>215235787it was announcing a report
>>215236136you should prepare yourself to die heatherpaedo
>>215236201>selfhaterQue?
>>215138551>>215138551>>215138551noo noo
going to scan my digital ID to get my 10 daily /brit/ post rations
newberg>>215219698>>215219698>>215219698
>>215236242>>215236242>>215236242
