ayo edebiri edition
umpkins
I’LL STICK THIS FORK IN YOUR EYE
The Autumn/Winter coat.
>>215179247
Ziedy grippin de sheets mhhmmm he tek it gud
mad how i'll be at work in 10 hours haha :(
>>215179275Nice
NoncesCucksSchizos
is britfeel like this or is it somehow an /int/ phenomenon to be having the thread overrun with pedos for months on end
reckon it's probably not my fashion that is shiti'm just not a supermodel that could look good in literally anything
Right, so the known nonceyank is posting nonceshit again. And the janny? Nowhere to be seen, as per.
What's her @
Paul Chuckle walked past me in town earlier.
>>215179275and your blizzard season coat?
was going to make a noodle sandwich but the bread's gone staledevastated
A place called boulder on the wild colorado...
oh that looks pornographic
>>215179314/Britfeel/ is just as bad I'd not worse. Britain is nonce island.
>>215179217I love her in the Bear
bizarre collection of people in this generalwhy?
>>215179314both actually
>>215179310The lads
>>215179390I'm pretty normal but britfa.gs is a bit slow
*enters the thread*
Remember am*nda todd? Mad how her teenaged boobs were just all over the internet for a bit
This wool jumper is too itchy!!I’m going back to polyester!!
>>215179314this shithole is basically just a place for mentally ill social outcasts to have meltdowns
>>215179442is he ok?
right
>>215179442Bluds lost his mind
Chappell Roan officially reveals first details of her sophomore album >"There is no album"
feeling... hm... mischievous, that's it.
I need to get RitalinBut I don’t want to go to a doctor
>>215156422Edited.
>>215179480yeah why not
>>215179470
feeling sinister
>>215179470she looks like she stinks
One slip, and down the hole we fallIt seems to take no time at allA momentary lapse of reasonThat binds a life for lifeA small regret, you won't forgetThere'll be no sleep in here tonight
Turns out eggplant is just what Americans call aubergines
>>215179502>morbidly obese handsktim
>>215179495that was my post he responded to. you should know this.
"I look at London, where you have a terrible mayor, terrible, terrible mayor, and it's been changed, it's been so changed. Now they want to go to sharia law. But you are in a different country, you can't do that."How can one man be so based?
Those webms set me off I'm watching some very explicit content
is it illegal to lie to a GP
Just need a few more ute hostels, give the mandem some pool tables innit?
>>215179502it's pure satire mate are you on the spectrum?
ricky gervais
>it's been so changedGood england
>>215179533I grow aubergines in the garden
>>215179616probably not. But never admit anything incriminating to them cause they'll be the first to report you.
i have a korean cousin, and it seems weird to me
She’s been arrested for speech offences
Sir Aubergine Grower
timmy bumming cronem's black smelly children
goodnight lads
It’s autumn
cronem cronem cronem cronem cronem cronem cronem cronem cronem cronem cronem
>>215179650On what
>>215179716
Hump day tomorrow. Keep your nose to the grindstone. They're counting on you. Finish the week strong. There's opportunity out there. You've just got to find it.
>>215179671I have nothing incriminating to admit. I just want to get diagnosed
>>215179754not for me off til friday :)
miss ricky gervais being all goofy
>>215179754not for me
>>215179756I’m not I’m retarded
>>215179767>>215179777An opportunity to recharge your mind and come back stronger. An opportunity to build something of your own. An opportunity to cut yourself a larger slice of the pie.I marvel at all of the dreamers, the visionaries and the free spirits of /brit/.
I walked through the door with youThe air was coldBut something about it felt like home somehowAnd I, left my scarf there at your sister's houseAnd you've still got it in your drawer even now
>>215179817AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cheeky early new perhaps?
>>215179887Don't you dare.
>>215179887Mate… no… just no
>>215179894I have an air rifle but my little niece likes squirrels (she chases them at any rate) and I feel bad shooting them
Hold fastTo the lawOf the lastCold tome,Where the earthOf the truth lies thickUpon the page. And the loamOf faithIn the InkLong fledFrom the droneOf theNib Flows on.Till the lastOf the firstDepart,And the leastOf the past Is dust,And the dust Is lost.Hold fast!Gormenghast!
>>215179275a bit wide in the waist. a man should maintain a V at all occasions
>>215179894Just did this but the postman not a squirrel
Age gap autumn
What porn sites don't I have to put a proxy on for?Other than japanese cartoon porn sites, I mean.
Handle on my window is fucked so it doesn’t close properly my bedroom is freezing I might not survive the night
Left or right?
>>215179940Just weird though isn’t it
The creators of ozempic and mounjaro need to be sued for crimes against humanity.
>>215179921It hides my KS
>>215179972left cos i'm not bent
>>215179950I think a headshot from a .177 pellet is enough
>>215179947eporner
>>215179972Left. Not even a question
>>215179972honestly i'm not into fat chicks but left looks way better
freeze grey squirrels halfway into ice and slide them down a long steep ramp into a wall
>>215180008>>215180017Are you fat and/or poor?Just a hypothesis I have
some blackie or paki will BE delivering my kfc order
>>215180022Extremely evil. Millions of pounds of boobs and bums stripped away
>>215180026Poor but not fat
I hate dogs so fucking much they poisoned my life
>>215180026right looks ghoulish
be honest. when did you last change your bedsheets?
Fees Grey squirrels the worst fish and chips in the UK !!
>>215180057is that another middle age fast food blogger?
>>215180056About a month ago
toby down
Sir Gary Eats
I just have to keep moving
Quick AI/tor wank then bed
>[Deleted]
>>215180092from gbbo?
>>215180026poor not fat
tobyor... NOTto be!!
Free my nigga Toby
>>215179972is it only the boobs that generate hate for the left because they're deflated and her bikini top is unflattering, or is it her entire body?
>>215179972whats her name
>>215180164michelle alter
rorke worriedly asking his mum if she took paracetamol when she was pregnant with him
>>215180164
>>215180170he looks like my cousin
genuinely can't believe yanks are trying to ban paracetamol. omds they're so fucking stupid
hi
>>215180189she
>>215180202dont think so
tbf they have absolutely no idea how paracetamol works, just that it does
inject grey squirrels with cDNA and shoot them with 5G squid games
>>215180191*cums on your forehead*
>>215180206think again.
>depopphwoar
>>215180191*jump infront of your forehead arse-first*
chappell <3
give grey squirrels completely unsupervised internet access from an early age
ive though about having to catch some grey squirrels to relocate them if it has to be a large-scale operation
>>215180240shame about her music
Love a dirty Eurotrash bird me
>>215180190Yh all there top medical people are retarded and you the obese neet is actually the genius
anyone been playing dying light the new oneyou reckon the zombies grab a bit too much? sometimes they grab me while being bashed the fuck out
throw all of our grey squirrels on a plane in exchange for free rabbits
>every other medical professional around the world is wrong
>>215180270Not a child so I don’t play video games
>>215180293blow it up mashallah
No more stewsThe farts they produce aren't healthySniffing them gives you autism
>>215180158leftypol says that immigrants are a net benefit to the economyrorke says that immigrants depress wages and overstrain public servicesjudging by this i'd say that rorke has the right of it
>>215180301no you just sit on the internet all day talking about how much better you are than other peoplejog on you massive greasy fat cunt
>>215180266this but unironically
>>215180266what top medical people? dr oz?
>>215180264mum and her partner love her music
>>215180308dont think stews are the problem
no more stews billy
>>215180048>>215180118Think poor lads like a chubbier lass with big boobs, rich lads prefer slim with smaller breasts. Not judging either, I appreciate both
be right back doing shitty PvP (which is shit even though I am winning)
>>215180328do they look like her
>>215180328its boring
not doing the PvP the event ran out anyway
finally understand the architect after looking at this zoe woman
>paracetamol gives you autismactually it's calpolif your mum gave you calpol as a kid, that's why you have autism
>>215180352not nearly as fit
>>215180158mental how the dips coincide with global recessions
>>215180395do they hate you because youre a man
>>215180327No the doctors from Harvard and shit
>>215180394yeah but the strawberry one tasted so good
... Swipe down ... Sundae service with Shopper Bear ...
>>215180433The sweet taste of autism
This is our AI future
>>215180418no they hate me because i'm a loser with no life and no prospects
Absolutely RATTLED that man child
I liked the banana medicine they gave you for a bad earache
>>215180457go ask AI what the brand and chemical is
>>215179940No hoverhand from are nige
making some jammy eggs to marinade over night for ramen lunch
>>215180240so peng it's unreal
>>215180457Well, that's the thing mate. It's why you have autism now.
>>215180483how are those two wars going on that youre fighting in. if you dont go fight in the falklands I am going to nuke the UK and Scotland and come eat you. I will eat your ass!!
send all grey squirrels to africa to feed them but also give them diseases
*doesn't fight in the falklands*
The autism injector.
>>215180483under cuck-free conditions the desperate leaf melts himself
if a war broke out against the grey squirrels I would fight in it
Used to drink calpol because it was so yummy
proper shit at parking me. still makes me nervous after years of driving
New creps
>>215180527Timmy nectar.
>>215180190My mum took paracetamol with me and I’ve yet to see any credible blinded studies showing a link between it and autism (and I read lots of studies, it’s an interest of mine)
>under cuck-free conditions the desperate leaf melts himself
>>215180448I'm sure they don't hate you lad
Why did they do it?
do drug dealers sell Ritalin?
End of the day, DTFIC is just another Do Nothing Democrat Radical Left Lunatic with a bad case of TDS.
sun poo
send grey sqirrels to the other universe and kill them in an "anti" way kill them
It's a crime. They should be arrested for pedalling this shite.
>>215180546I should of course, have said my mum took paracetamol when she was pregnant with me, although I believe my original post still gets the point across
the fart of war
>>215180588would
uh oh
>>215180566fucking no but the internet said it was £4 per pill
>>215180604kill yourself gingerpaedo
>>215180558I thought the 6 plus was orange flavour? It’s strawberry? Can adults take it?
>>215180604FOGPYEG
>autismA meme disorder.Autism has always existed but Autists don't go good in our modern society. This is because our society encourages useless and mindless entertainment, so Austists get focused on weird and useless things. In the past they might have put that autism to some good use.I personally think autism is a trait found more common in the male brain (more prone to logically thinking than a woman's brain) that is received from the male sperm (like most psychological traits). I think the trait probably evolved from pattern recognition, or maybe the brain need to store repetitive information. Somewhere along the way, some sperm have it, and some don't, do various degrees.I know this is probably going to get ignored by whatever, Im a genius and you guys should read it anywhere
>>215180422you mean the study that found a possible correlation between HIGH doses of tylenol and the baby having a higher risk of autism or adhd, which cautioned strongly that it should not be assumed to be a cause?women with autism or adhd might be more likely to need painkillers for a variety of reasons AND fevers and infections in pregnant women are also highly correlated with adverse neuro development in the fetus ofc there's enough to warrant more study and women should only take if necessary but most of what trump said was meaningless garbage and then retards like you take it literally
>>215180617Don't take itHorrible muck.
I opened one of the piss bottles and it smelled like acetonenot going to drink it but im curious if it can do anything
>>215180611Not in this country it’s illegal without prescription
>>215180617Dont do it mate you'll be quadraspazzed with autism within a week
>>215180630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N000qglmmY0
film conker's bad fur day war chapter with real grey squirrels
>>215180642legalise it!
>>215180638use it as a shampoo
If there was ever a /brit/ meetup irl I would absolutely destroy the lot of you, I would leave you all dead on the floor, the bar's security will be called but they won't be able to contain me, I will just absolutely heem everyone within the local vicinity of the /brit/ meetup
>>215180638Dont drink it mousey.In fact, go pour it away.
>>215180671i wouldn't make eye contact with anyone and leave early
>>215180678not going to drink it but want to know its its acetone and its it can do anything. and how the body would even make that unless I was just drinking acetone I did think about something that I drank ages ago yesterday though and it was pretty good (another alcohol)
>>215180657What are you on about
>>215180706what is the purpose of the piss bottles
Mental how fit they are
>>215180723just a better and more efficient way of pissing
>>215180725who? the mane 6?
>>215180721
>>215180721https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV7rZxUJqIk
gerrymangering schizophrenia from the doctors so I can go be insane in a padded cell getting jerked off in my padded cell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPn_Zm2gJUkThoughts?
german foster brother just gave me *that* look
gerrymandering*
>>215180773Why do you keep posting about grey squirrels
gerrymandering to the moon by making myself say that I CAN go to the moon
>>215180776
The raped becomes therapist
I CAN put grey squirrels in fluorine rockets and shoot them to the moon
>>215180809they all need to die
Embarrassed myself on each social media platform in a totally separate and unique way. Think it might be time to come here and say something totally cringe
does he mean manifesting
You reckon she’s open to being comforted?
gerrymangering a poo
>>215180854do we have the technology
gerrymandering a sexy doctor or lawyer
aff tae bed
Mad how age of consent here is 16 yet I, a 30-something year old distinguished gentleman, cannot date a 16 year old girl because I will be hunted by nonce-hunters
>>215180895we need the technology to safely land them on there, but to get there we can shoot them at the moon so that they crash into it and die shrimple as that
putting on dog ears every day and being a "friend of the court" or living in a padded cell with og ears on getting jerked off
dog collar and lead
remember watching an old ray mears thing where he was doing this and saying hunter gatherers in britain probably did it a lot because its such easy protein
that post wasnt me
>>215180990remember when he ate sea buckthorn and winkles that was a good episode
would absolutely destroy f1nn5ter's bumhole
Britain is well and truly fucked
>>215181025yes actually i wonder if that was the very same episode centred around the coast/water
s2 of the it crowd is the best one
>>215181050there is sea buckthorn growing around here and if you wait for the berries to blet (over ripen on the plant) they are quite tasty
>>215181042
the UN is a shitty evil monolith
Date with the Italian girl went well
>>215181168yeah?
>>215181042she does nothing for me but I would like to see her dick down a cis girl
>>215181140SEX
>>215181128it again looks pretty easy if a bit messy although they didnt seem to like it very much. maybe it was too early
discipline is the best king crimson album and its not even close
>>215180908A child cries.I feel nothing.I remember being a lad and thinking about how seeing a picture of Rihanna in a bikini would get my motor running.The year is a decade and some after third wave feminism convinced women that emotional hangup about showing skin was misogynic and installed by the patriarchy. The sliding window function started with yoga pants and eventually became a bikini that's as big as a hankerchief folded into a triangle.It all just blends together. I think I'd be more enthusiastic about seeing my dentist wearing a croptop.I don't know how they manage to make those baggy 90s mom jeans tight around the ass area specifically and nowhere else.
poo scrombulance
stop it
jackie scran
>>215181227happy cat
>>215181101Lol been looking for this
>>215181180Yeah
>>215181101ktim
reminder one of these is jewish and the other is a normal english lad
>>215181303good
>>215181313ugly suits they look like 1940s lift attendants
>>215181313their mum in that show could get it
chad in ads: yes, I eat crisp sandwiches maybe it was obvious but its nice to get confirmation that vegetable oil with protein is good. but I still think plant protein is lesser
>>215181313jews are english lads too chud
You seen that video of the boomer security guard at the rap concert
>>215181368
>>215181391horse protein check: true
no umas
haven't been here since the hack. is mousenonce still around?
I dunno why i feel so tongue tiedI dunno why i feel so skinned aliiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>215181388if evens i have if odds i haven't
I would do drugs
September 23, 1943: Benito Mussolini formed the Italian Social Republic, also known as the Republic of Salo. >"Why 'Social Republic'? For one obvious reason:There are many different types of republics in the modern world. I would hope that none of you want to create a plutocratic republic like Roosevelt's in Italy, nor set up a Stalinist Communist republic. I think that even fewer of you want a republic dominated by parliament and steeped in Jewry and Freemasonry like France; nor a republic divided into cantons like Switzerland; and we also do not want anything to do with those republics overseas where the terms 'command' and 'obedience' mean essentially nothing. It is therefore clear that the Italian Social Republic is Fascist, it can only ever be Fascist, and its institutions can only be inspired by the doctrine and teachings of Fascism
>>215181417lovely fox fellasaw a friendly one on the walk to work this morning
>>215181356for me, its sex with auntie val
>>215181438I fucking love these things bro. That's like the only good thing about uk that they started almost respecting them and they can just roam London
>>215181227the proverbial boots and cats as theyve been known to say
>>215181417no he died :(
>>215181449sucking val's cock while jackie pegs me
train foxes to hunt grey squirrels
tokai teo walks like a stupid bitch
im a proud cringey millennialyes i laugh at lolcatsyes i laugh boxyyes i laugh at youtube poop
>>215181492>>215181492>>215181492New
>>215181489have you considered that perhaps she is a stupid bitch?
>>215181501no fuck off you big freak
>>215181417Oh, he's... around... *camera cuts to my special toby torture contraption where he's hanging with a foie gras pump lodged in his throat*He's... all around....
>>215181517NO YOU FUCK OFFYOU CANT MAKE ME
>>215181562>>215181562>>215181562
>>215181530
