genesis eidishion
Poo Peeland
Sign sign sign
reckon they should give us a sausage for voting like they do in bruceland
Nigel “I’ve done more than anyone else to defeat the far right in Britain” Farage
Sick and tired of it all
>>215252799>we have considered your petition and will be going forward with digital id cheers
>>215252799Nah I’m ok I actually like the idea for once, one of the few good things Starmer has done
>>215252799hasnt it only been a dayfucking hell
>>215252799hmm yes im sure the government will take our voice into consideration this time
>>215252809he's not wrong is he
DC and yes indeed would you believe it VR
It was me who ate the pie. I ate the pie, me, the fat guy. I ate the one and only pie, the pie that was being saved especially for a starving person.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AzqCwXD9qI
There are like 2 million gammons with not much to do who will sign a petition against literally anything Starmer wants to do. Unfortunately for them there was an election last year and it didn’t go their way, so…
>>215252807I don't think Shariah bloody allows it!!
>>215252865why have you got webms of 14 year old girls?
leftypol using racial slurs to denigrate working class brits again is he
>>215252865That brand of instant mash is genuinely really good.
>>215252826Bait>>215252832Gone up 6000 since I posted it>>215252833Worth a try no?
>As mentioned, this week Hopkins was arrested for referring to herself as a "spaz" on her Instagram live. Steve Laws was arrested for posting who knows what and when, a man in Greater Manchester was called and 'friendly' threatened with arrest for posting the letter "n" as a reply to a post, and Pete North was arrested for a tweet about Palestine, Hamas and the protests. In the shadows hundreds of others will also have experienced the same.Actually laughing how many posters on here would get arrested if they knew your identity
>>215252865quirk chungus wearing a 2000s emo girl skinsuitnot sure how i feel about this
>>215252892>Worth a try no?No
>>215252885if she's old enough to have piercings she's old enough to get shagged
And the up-to-the-minute latest from /brit/'s very own best girl, Ruby 'Peng As A Peng Thing From Pengtown' Granger?
incredibly hungover but need to wfh. got a bunch of shite to do. very unhappy with this turn of events.
Had a cheeky finger in the shower. Legs are weak and feel horny now
>>215252865is this the quirk chungus I've heard so much about
genuinely whats wrong with digital id, not defending it simply asking, ive asked before and not gotten an actual answer
>>215252918She did a big poo today.
>>215252892not really, we can kick scream piss and shit ourselves but their agenda won't budge
>>215252822>>215252833every big petition like this weakens the resolve of the labour party and the political class as a whole/brit/ is always whining about demoralisation well it goes both ways
Sir Nicholas Charles Tyrwhitt Wheeler OBE
>>215252918/brit/s roving reporter here coming to you live from outside ruby grangers house...the lights are still off, don't think she's out of bed yetwe'll be back with more updates when something happens
Rorke using eighteen proxies to post the letter NLeftypol writing 'kill all whites' in blood on Stonehenge
>>215252940certain people always need something to get unreasonably angry about
I have been enjoying low IQ people having a meltdown over this digital ID thing. Not a single one can explain why it’s a bad thing without resorting to emotional outbursts. And the funny thing is there are genuine reasons to be slightly wary of it but they never mention those.
nth for the gyaldem
>>215252882*Gets the beef sausages from a halal butcher*What now rorkey
https://vocaroo.com/1aMjm6J7xIg6
>>215252962dickhead
must have been a good job playing maris in frasier
>>215252971>beef sausagesthat devilry does not exist in Britain, you will not find such evil here
>>215252962pretentious dickhead
old.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/1nqsoz2/to_push_white_nationalism_on_teen_boys/Well rorke?
>>215252990
>>215252940>>215252962How about you tell us why you think compulsory ID is a good idea, and how it will stop the boat crossings?
>>215252940Because it’s the next step to social credit score. The fact the government are lying about their intentions saying it will “stop illegal immigration” and calling a fucking “britcard” should tell you everything.If everyone accepts it and next year illegal immigration hasn’t been stopped can we all go back to normal and get rid of it? No. Because it’s about control nothing to do with illegals
>>215252865I'm nostalgic for old tiktok trends now :skull:
there's nothing sexy about ruby granger, she must be a more unsexy cracker than taylor swift
why should we give all our data to the government (they already have it anyway)
>>2152529094chan stands as an unshakeable fortress for right-thinking people
Rorke being 'unreasonably angry' for complaining about the government tracking him everywhere he goesLeftypol being 'understandably frustrated' when he calls for the death of people who disagree with him
>>215253049I think your onto something here mousey
Have a breakHave a TimeOut
>>215253012they knew exactly how to throw the yank into a brain melting tizzy
>>215253049If they have all our information why do we need digital ID
>>215253012>British national football team
>>215253075need that up my arse NOW
>>215253075reminds me of that picture of a dildo with a giant poo sitting on top of it
>>215253023id is compulsory youre registered at birth and every transaction you make is recorded>>215253028ok but why? i dont get how having all your id in one place makes it easier for them to track you. they can already track all your separate IDs and collate it
>>215252962Mentioned them last evening, and won't again bitch ahh
>>215253075alri dickhead aha
>>215253012god yanks are stupid
wheres diego
>>215253023I don’t think it will do much to stop small boat crossings, I think it’s a good step towards having a single ID that eliminates the need to have driving licence, maybe even passports one day. Being able to prove your identity just by pulling out your phone is very convenient.
Ordering my government approved BritCage for my BritCock for when the BritBull has sex with my BritWife
>>215253075Need them bred for this kino mutation
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2WWTzQ-mRFw
>tradie says job will take a week>he starts at 9.30 and goes home at 2>after a week only 1/5 of the job is done>his boss has fucked off on holiday and can't contact himfucking hate tradies
is it not easier to forge digital documents than physical ones
>>215253141you've been done lad cowboys done you
>Okay but can someone explain to me exactly why Keir Starmer eating everybody's firstborn child would be a bad thing? I don't really get it, it seems like you're just looking for an excuse to be angry
olddogberg is terrified of newpuppybergmust admit he is a menace
>>215253114>I don’t think it will do much to stop small boat crossingsBut that's the main pretext being given by the government, is that OK to you?>I think it’s a good step towards having a single ID that eliminates the need to have driving licence, maybe even passports one day. Being able to prove your identity just by pulling out your phone is very convenient.There is no reason why any of this should be compulsory with the threat of a fine for non compliance.
>>215253141for me it was paying £8k having my drive done and then finding out after it shouldn't have cost more than £4k and now my drives cracking and has weeds growing through parts because they used half the mix they were supposed to for the base layer
So the digital ID will just have the same information as there is on my driving licence and I’m supposed to be outraged by that?
>>215253159tony blairs already eaten most peoples firstborn so what's the problemmany national leaders have done the same thing, you just have another kid
>>215253168Post dogberg
>>215253168olddogberg off to rallies with a wee sign saying "they will not replace us"
>>215253185yeah i dont get it and no ones given an actual answer
looking at youtube to see what i should start doing and stop doing
>>215253154depends what you mean by forgeeasier to stealharder to conterfeit
>>215253185digital ID will be mandated. your driving licence isnt
>>215253098Digital ID centralises it your DVLA, NHS, HMRC, bank info all in one database. Once everything is run through one ID the government could theoretically suspend your ID for anything they choose.
>>215253185>>215253199leftypol hates it because he thinks its racist as the paki deliverpoo drivers cant have one so they'll be tracked easier and eventually deported
>>215253212like make a fake one
>>215253183had some irish blokes knock on my door to do my path and it still looks good all these years later
>>215253196he doesn't have the energy anymore he just stands there and lets the little terror chew his legs then comes and cuddles me shaking like a leaf when i come in the room>>215253194dogsable information
so this is the so called famous british humour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvRclQ9-NCU
leftypol supporting a huge authoritarian state but everyone else is a fascist and not him
>>215253178That’s just how politicians work mate, they’re advertising try to justify their policies to everyone. It probably would stop some illegal immigrants who want to work with fake ID. >>215253178Driving licences are compulsory mate, good luck explaining why you don’t have one when you get stopped by a copper
>>215253205Start doing THIS
you're telling me a gay porn made this sandwich?
Remember when Boris won and leftypol said he'd be a mad authoritarian who locked you in the house and then he actually fucking did and leftypol wanked himself silly over it and begged for more
>>215253192dunno
Friday`s Pocket Monsterof TheDayIs ..Morpeko (Hangry) !!
>>215253215Driving licence isn’t mandatory? So I could just give it up and keep driving?>>215253224That’s true desu it would probably stop them
>>215253238We already have right to work checks in the UK and yet illegals still work. A digital ID won’t stop that
>>215253238>Driving licences are compulsory mateexposed as a non-driving runt
>>215253227the thing will have to talk to the mothership so you can't really do what you can with a physical document and produce a convincing fake
>>215253257It’s the big fat quiz of the year. It’s very unfunny
>>215253236got the right link that time have you
>>215253185>>215253199What's it actually for though? To replace a National Insurance number when starting a job? You can't get an NI number without a visa.
>>215253221what you mean suspend your entire id?
>>215253259is that pikachu 2
>>215253238>That’s just how politicians work mateRight, and you're OK with that, just going to suck it up and not complain like a good boy.>Driving licences are compulsory mate, good luck explaining why you don’t have one when you get stopped by a copperOnly when you're driving a vehicle. Do you think it should be compulsory to carry ID when you're walking around town or on public transport?
>no more paki delivery drivers>prices inevitably go up as they have to pay more for delivery drivers>no more comfy cheap slopits tyrannical and it needs stopping right now
>>215252799There has never been a case in the history of UK parliament that one of these petitions had lead to meaningful change
Sir boat stopper
>>215253271“Compulsory” doesn’t mean you have to carry it on you at all times. Exposed as ESL mong.
they're calling again
>>215253262>Driving licence isn’t mandatory? So I could just give it up and keep drivingare you being intentionally retarded?
Can we talk about something positive? What is something you are proud of this week?
>>215253299Isn't a typical maccies order through uberjeets like 17 quid after their fees and shite. Hardly cheap
>these new laws will stop the people who are already breaking the law from breaking the law
>>215253310the point with the digital id is that you will have to have it with you at all timesMONG
can the digital id see what i post on 4chan?
right so i still dont know why its bad but my feeling is that they've tried capturing the current vibe and made it an immigrant thing so they must be desperate for people to accept it cant be good
>>215253296Show me where it says it will be compulsory to carry the digital ID at all times?
>>215253236everybody knows that show is terribleit used to be good about 10 years ago before the forced diversity hires ruined panel shows forever
business idea: instead of britcards we give boatcards to the people coming in on the boats and monitor them until deportation instead
>>215253196Kek
>>215253291raichu has been there since day 1
>>215253183You hired pikeys didn't you
>>215253291It`s In the Pikachu family ..like Dedenne AndPlusle!!
>>215253314It’s compulsory if you drive which is 99% of adults>>215253335Proof of this?
>>215253320I made an attractive colleague at toil laugh using a /brit/ line
raichus have always been here rorke
>>215253289Don’t know if you’re trolling butRestricting your ability to use your ID for services banking, travel, nhs, benefits etc
Keir Starmer putting a little camera in your toilet to watch you poo
>>215253355aye, only realized after the fact when i tried to look up the company they invoiced me from (even though they wanted paying in cash) and saw it didn't even exist anymore
>>215253324Mine is £13 something for a large big mac meal and mcflurry
>>215253366operative phrase being if you drive. i.e a choice. nothing forced about it. a digital ID will be forced on every adult in the country.
>>215253339So are you in favour of compulsory ID or not?
>>215253384This would stop the boat people desu
>>215253383dont see why they need a central id for this
>>215253350Thieving little bastard
>>215253324dno i dont order maccies more of a £10 pizza kebab and chips abdul meal deal man
>>215253359thats a lot of thundermice!do we need em? can we have a clear out
>>215253385The accent didn't give it away?
Need to ring the bank frozen my account for transferring money to another bank account in my name for the 4th time in a row
not really happy with how my haircut turned outactually I don't think I've ever once looked in the mirror after a haircut and thought "yes that's exactly what I wanted, perfect"
here we go again
>>215253386I like to add on a couple of those little cheeseburgers so that's probably why>>215253417Ye same. Abdul owns his shop and pays cash in hand getting uberjeets banned wouldn't mess that up
>>215253428nah they had generic essex accents
>>215253420We Needmore ..
Need a proper country to annex us at this point
>>215253350where has my order of 100kg of hunny gone????
>>215253417how inconceivably grim of you
Will you be playing the new pokemon game mousey?
>>215253454we've already been annexed by yankland mate
>>215253454yeh like italy and by annex us i mean import millions of sexy italian women naked and in my appartment
Give migrants footballers' wages
>Digital ID will become mandatory […] but people will not be required to carry or asked to produce it. So it will probably be something similar to the e-visa system they have at the moment for foreigners. You can access it online and share it with employers/landlords/government agencies by sending them a share code. Basically just a free universal ID that everyone will have and a way of easily sharing it. Wow, scary.
we need the United Kingdom to dissolve.England needs to go its own way.
i heard mousey plays pokemon (a children's game) so he can get close to children
>>215253384leftypol cheering with glee
Gaza calls for aid
a wank is on the cards
>>215253483Would
>>215253483>filaomds rorke your creps
>>215252799link it then how am I meant to find that
>>215253486i use a tissue personally
>>215253437Maybe shouldn't have given it the nickname "FOR VIOLENT JIHAD"
>>215253393You’re already “forced” to have a birth certificate, and a national insurance number. And a driving licence is as good as forced. Tell me why I should be so afraid?
>>215253483corr she is well fit still looks 14 even though she's like 21 or whatever
>>215253495doesnt know any women irl award
How many months until you have to use a Digital ID to use the internet
Mad idea I know but, if they want to stop the boats, have they considered stopping the boats? I know it's out there but it's worth a try surely
>>215253474Mr Blair thanks you
>>215253511why would i know women do you think im some kind of poof
Cracking some salt and pepper on my tongue for dinner.
leftypol happy for the government to tell bare faced lies as long as it annoys rorke
>>215253471the naive anglosaxon not knowing the immense mental illness required to put up with rvman "figa di legno" women
>>215253521ye
>>215253509This is my type
>>215253478You could have easily done this with a Europe of the RegionsBut nooo, Rorke got scared of the polsky sklep down the road
>>215253499https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/730194
Downloading the KuffirCard to my phone so it's easier to pay the jizya, very convenient I must say
>>215253517the gangs have been smashed rorkewe've all agreed the gangs have been smashed and slammed
weird how when it's hot outside my loft is the hottest room in the house but when it's cold outside it's the coldest room in the house
>>215253540What do you mean?
Most European countries have compulsory ID and they’re absolutely fine. And this digital ID won’t even be compulsory to carry or produce, unlike ID cards in the EU which you have to carry on you at all times in most places, and which is completely uncontroversial and accepted.
>>215253558That’s what happens without insulation
ffs rorke it's to stop the boats mate you're never happy
Big fan of people on massive islands in the middle of oceans telling us we need more integration with our neighbours
>>215253537may i introduce you to the insufferable british woman
>>215253566So are you OK with making it compulsory to carry ID or not?
mark out for a few jars today de lats
mental how shamelessly awful and obviously 90% ai my masters dissertation is genuinely reads like 10 year old wrote it dont give a fuck anymore me
>>215253545>Call an immediate general election>930,510 signatures>Do not introduce Digital ID cards>736,996 signatures>Repeal the Online Safety Act>540,622 signatures>Introduce offshore detention/mass deportation for illegal migrants>457,069 signatures>Mandatory collection and publication of certain child sexual offender data>254,290 signatures>Shut the migrant hotels down now and deport illegal migrants housed there>251,592 signaturesRorke on a mad one
=D
>>215253471>Italy>proper country????
Letting the Nazis invade but making sure we all carry around papers so we can prove we're not one of them
>>215253537dont want to put up with them rather put one up them aha
>>215253575*Looks hungrily over at New Zealand*
>>215253460what hunny matethere never was any hunnytake your meds
/brit/ is a vital node of british thoughtwhat we say is what john q public thinks a few months latertony blair institute for global change understand this thats why their goons are in here now
>>215253586They aren’t making it compulsory to carry ID. Learn to read.
>>215253631So are you OK with making it compulsory to carry ID or not?
>>215253545petitions have never mattered
>>215253593trolls seething it lush
>>215253537Mediterraneans love pretending their women are uniquely awfullad they're all like that
>>215253566>And this digital ID won’t even be compulsory to carry or produceWhat's the point then. Will become mandatory as soon as Rorke drops his guard for a second.
>>215253627poo poo poo poo poo pooooooo poo poo
>>215253648That’s not really relevant since they’re not proposing that.
Bears don't like girls, bears like fish and honeyBears go in the woods, not in the dunny
>>215252782you're all full of ball!
average italian woman looks like this and guiseppie will pretend he suffers
start doing this
Howling at the lads on here who voted for this, top stuff
jews dont like goys jews like power and money
>>215253696So this is Rorke
>>215253687>b-b-but she makes irrational and unrealistic demands sometimes!
>>215253696so thats rorke
British women are pound for pound the worst in the civilised world
awooooga
The concern about digital IDs isn't because of what it is now, but what it can (and quite likely will) become, which is a way to keep track of everyone in all facets of every day life.It's not compulsory now, but it could very well be soon.
>>215253687>>215253710Why did you samefag your post?
>>215253731you just know
>>215253739
i’m a 23 year old virgin, should i kill myself? unironically
>>215253731who that
>>215253566i hate it personally. like, yeah i have to access my healtcare website for some info and 50% of the time it doesn't work. they rely on like 20 different private companies to issue this stuff (and you have to choose one) so the security implications are insane and some people were already hacked and lost money over it (because it can access a lot of stuff and the password system is ass). you also need a mandatory smartphone with that private company app (every company has their own way to provide the service) also apparently it's going to cost money now because state does not finance it anymore even though it's required by law.it's a mess because if they don't do it properly it's going to bite everyone's ass, even ignoring the conspiracies.thankfully we still have the option to scan the physical ID with NFC but still, smartphone and app required.>>215253576>>215253666don't worry lads i'm khhv recluse and i tell myself it's not my fault
rorke 5 years ago>lmao china are so cucked their government tracks everything wow what a shitholerorke today>well actually digital ID cards are a good idea because the boats
>>215253730No women of any other country will shag you either LOL
Did somebody say menulog?
>>215253735Are you also against compulsory national insurance numbers? And compulsory birth certificates?
>@BBCnews Keir Starmer: I reject those who stand against the plentiful boatfuls of quivering, throbbing, and writhing thousands of Congolese BBCs being delivered for free right to our shores. I personally will not rest until the coverage of the BBC across this isle equals that of our national broadcaster
>>215253760no one said that take your meds
keep wanking over angie lynx because she uses the word "sperm" instead of "cum"
shagged a girl and I think my mate also shagged herdon't particularly care but he's a headcase so reckon if he finds out he'll be a weird little resentful weasel over it
>>215253759And yet your mum does
>>215253673So you are in favour of it being compulsory to carry, you'd just rather be dishonest and avoid admitting it.
Putting a log of last nights menu in the bogMy menulogbog
>>215253780He'd resent you for shagging her second?
beavers are so weird
>>215253741i dont>>215253754she goes to a different college you wouldnt know her
>>215253730OK but British men are also well known internationally as being ugly. Most countries around the world see Brits as famously unattractive physically.
I am going to kill myself in 1 hour and 21 minutes by slitting my wrists
>>215253780who shagged first?
anyone want to play mahjong
>>215253789OK but it’s going going to be compulsory to carry and you were wrong.
>>215253798probably but I think I shagged her firsthe also (not so) secretly resents he as I'm richer than him and a rorke whereas he is a poor leftypol
>>215253812that's actually a really ineffective way to top yourself and a good way to get yourself sectioned
>>215253812why 9pm
People keep talking about other European countries which have digital ID and therefore it’s fine.Are you forgetting we have the most authoritarian government in Europe? We are the country which arrests thousands more people for their social media comments than RUSSIA
>>215253842It's only authoritarian when Rorke does it
i need outi need outi need outhelp mehelp mei need out
>>215253842Right and how is a digital ID that contains information the government already know about you going to make that worse exactly?
britain shouldn't do something because continentals doeuropean countries are deranged authoritarian states with militarised police forces that only stopped being absolute monarchies in the 1800s, their political development is completely different from oursblairites love all this shite and want us to be swallowed up by the EU
But the dog that I likeTo keep warm at nightIs the dachshund best of all'Cause he's longAnd he's thinHe loves to let me inHis eyes fill with loveHe fits like a gloveAnd that's why he's man's best friend
>>215253730they do look like shit i gotta tell you
>>215253750Why are you pretending to be me?
want to kill myself but afraid i will reincarnate as someone non-white
>>215253866>>215253221Now fuck off and do one
Intercepting Greta Thunberg off the coast of Israel with my bollocks
>>215253866if the government has all that information why do they need digital id?
>>215253806corrrrrrrrrr
need to poo but really dont want tohate pooing
>>215253915can't really imagine why you wouldn't want to poo unless you suspect it's going to be a particularly intensive wiping session
*Jams Greta's yacht's radio with Music to Make Love to*
>>215253831I'd rather be wrong than a lying bastard
Had a baby and Keir Stalin FORCED me to go and register his birth at my local stasi register office. Then it was COMPULSORY for me to show this when I registered him to start school a few years later.
>>215253917bit mad how we never domesticated these fellas except for some mad russians in the lad couple decades
Amazes me how people will see the headlines “digital ID will stop illegal immigration” “digital ID will fix pot holes quicker!” And not realise they are being played
real gangsta ass niggas don't run for shit cause real gangsta ass niggas can't run fast
>>215253951nah mate reckon keir is super serious about stopping the boats
>>215253954looks like she’s about to nut
>>215253954Genuinely a big fan of this variety of bint
>>215253954gio hit the wall :(
>>215253954harvey price when he can smell his dinner in the microwave
>>215253947yh theyre really cute but theyre a massive hassle cause they wont stop screaming and pissing randomlydont know to what extent the 'domesticated' ones are like dogs or cats
>>215253951Remember when they said the vaccine would end lockdown and then we spent more time in lockdown after than before
I'm an absolute fiend for eating pussy
>>215253976>kosovoi know one of yours who is currently living in exile in london, can you tell him it's safe to come home?
>>215253933dont like it. its dirty
>>215254001thought this was a reply to this >>215253979
>>215254008same but rustlers burgers and fray bentos ://
>>215253988SCERAMING
>>215254008Love the salty coins taste
>>215254001>they wont stop screaming and pissing randomlysounds like my gran
>>215254032Eating pussy is much better than any of those
seen a fox again it lives in the little pocket of bush near my suburbonly a matter of time until the council slays it :(
joe goldberg from you is literally me except i can't get a girlfriend and i'm also not jewish
>>215253308>tougherso it won't stop, got it
>>215253988loool
>>215254057spray paint it beige and say its a dingo with dwarfism
>>215254057ah is that one of the rulesno foxesno rabbitsno grey squirrels?
>>215254066What you’re skinny and read books?
>>215253988mew
>>215254057Got a pair that live right at the end of my garden they're lovely things
>>215254086yeah except i'm fat and haven't read a book since harry potter in 2007
>>215253185It will be used to track your habits for everything
>>215254008>That brand of instant mash is genuinely really good.
>>215254054um>>215254019that nigga ain’t coming back chief lol
live in inner Sydney and there's a turkey that lives on my streetbrightens up my day when I see him rummaging around the grass
>>215254123but youre not really from kosovo are you?
>>215254134>>215254134>>215254134
>>215254126Post turkberg
>>215253947they piss everywhere
Moving to Saudi Arabia to escape authoritarianism
>>215254114How so?