a flower editiom
My arse is sore
>>215254164how come
bloody freezing i am
wish i could go to marine corps boot camp as depicted in full metal jacket (1987)definitely would have been a private joker or at least a private cowboy, definitely not private pyle
I don't hate animals but white people take it too far it's like they want to fuck them lmao
any you man gonna be boozing tonight? fancy having a drink but would be nice if it feels like I'm not drinking alone
Stopping the boat people by making Britain worse than the countries they've come from
>>215254179there he goes
nah you know what he’s telling the truth I bet
/brit/ meetup at the $1 million head that will definitely save the MCA
>>215254172Don't know. Too much sitting I presume.
>>215254187Toil on the morrow however I'm having a cheeky drink RIGHT NOW
>>215254212do you ever get those excruciating poosi doworst days of my life
>>215254183would've been animal mother myself"all fucking niggers must fucking hang" and so forth
>>215254203RATIO'D
>>215254203all his tweets sound like chatgpt especially that last line
>>215254183youd end up called private parts dickhead
>>215254203Still don't get how digital id stops people working illegallyPeople hiring illegal workers won't be too concerned about verifying ID
>>215254203Rasheed turning away his enslaved hand car washers when they can't produce a DigitalID
just scarfing down my bugs so im not late to my digital id tattoo appointment
>>215254238Sent that cunt flying back to bootcamp
I unironically go feral around pussyStart drooling and need to dive in head firstEat it like it's one of those yellow sticker items at Tesco about to go off
>>215254245That’s more Albanians but yh
>>215253954sexo
>>215254205if they dont have a giant nigga baby head im not going
>>215254238enlisted that cunt in the flying force
>>215254188This is unironically happeningIndian I work with told me a lot of family and friends of his are moving back to India because they can afford to live in nicer parts
>>215254224No my shits always come out pristine. Expect that one time of the month where brown sludge explodes out of my bum with the force of a shattering dam. Do you eat enough fibers?
>>215254203he'll just say anything he proposes will reduce illegal immigration because he knows that's what most people care about.>higher taxes will help by allowing more border security to reduce illegal immigration>reducing our housing targets will mean there is less housing available for illegal immigrants and act as a deterrent>the online safety act will make it harder for those facilitating illegal immigration to arrange crossings
>>215254273Poor lads will be out of a job soon
tired of my dogshit evil incel life
>>215254205Great big statue of James Cook kicking an abo elders head in would do better
mogg's daughter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_QMuGdT6sE
>>215254238reminds me of when i was in boot camp and there was this lad whose last name was groper and "private groper" came naturally
>>215254301blud posting from the future
>>215254318sorry, clarification: his name was "roper", but everyone called him "groper"
>>215254284Poles are going back in droves
>>215254126a kangaroo got loose from the zoo and was hopping about the tram trackscaused a right botherthere's also a loose pet parrot in the neighbourhood, what's the world coming to?
leftypol calling keir starmer far right because he pretended he'd do anything about immigration
>>215254338end times this
Keir Starmer having gay sex with his gay boyfriends to stop the boats
>>215254271Sounds like something an Indian would type
>>215254338Australian excellencedas RITE
>>215254284Yeah bollocksThey return to india then they come back a month later because they forgot how india doesnt have all the things they take for granted here
we had a substitute teacher called mr glasscock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zaAt7g73wI
>>215254368had one called miss batty
they don't have them group terlets here no more do they
the only JFs that have actually started going back are the polish, which is a shame because at least they're christian and like drinking beer
in 100 years every country will be filled with Australian flora and faunathe Australiaforming of the world if you will
what does jf stand forin my mind it means jesus freak
Dont remember a single one of my teachers names meThe instant someones.out of my life I forget them completely
>>215254353>>215254366it's too wild, can't take it
>>215254410justeat foodie
went to Poland recently and can't say I blame them>>215254410johnny foreigner
>>215254303Kill abos, behead abos, boil abo children alive, gut abo elders, feed abos to tasmanian tigers, hunt abos with dingos, crush abos skulls, starve abos, roundhouse kick abos, throw abos in the kangaroo pen of the Sidney zoo
>>215254404didn't we export a bunch of eucalyptus trees and koalas to california or something?
>>21525440498% of the population killed by spoiders within a week
>>215254392a lot of british people are treating it like the new spain and coming here to retire
>>215254425ye same, was unironically baffled at how peng some of their cities are compared to here and everythings cheap as
>>215254439Lots of countries imported eucalyptus for fast growing timber, not knowing how flammable it was
>Angela Epstein>What’s so bad about ID cards?
>hello anon we need to check your britcard
>>215254450a lot of brits married polish women and i can't blame them
>>215254455were you the one I threatened to bum? Hope you enjoyed it mateI noticed that as well. Bloody £1 beers in zabtka
Couldn’t think of anything more grim than living in Poland tbf
>>215254468goodness gracious who would do a thing like that
tfw no polish gfi might have to move to poland
>>215254473unfortunately no threats on my arse were made, gdansk was peng to the power of 10 doe
>>215254145>>215254438chaos reigns
>>215254498Gdansk bussin frfr
No point moving to poland now they have a new globalhomo government who are going to speedrun the last 30 years of british history and make it illegal for non-globalhomo parties to run for office
>>215254498Ah okay, you're safe for now then. There was another lad in /brit/ who was going to Krakow the same time I was and I said I was going to find himThink the mrs was on about going there or wroclaw next so I'll load up the google maps
too many chinese and russians posting in these threads under british flags at timesnot a fan of it
>peng to the power of 10brit niggas really do just be sayin shit
>>215254498my dream city, i yearn to be near the sea
Imagine they scan your digital ID at the shopThat's your location@time loggedWithdraw cash?Logged, probably even amount if they feel extra draconian (they need access to make sure illegals aren't tax evading)Getting a book from the library?That's you scanned, better not be checking out extremist books such as the bible or cook books that include non-halal recipes
>Gdansk*Danzig
there a many rows of eucalyptus trees everywhere in southern california because they were used as windbreaks
I'LL be there, DIEGO'LL be there, will YOU?
mad how much we (brits + germans) all LOVE poland
>>215254562They're already doing the cash thing for certain amounts apparently
>>215254570>*DanzigMOTHER
>>215254521>>2152545293zl (50p) for a 1l bottle of piss from the shop5zl for a pint in most pubscorr
>>215254562None of this is going to happen but if it did happen I would support it unconditionally
>>215254575*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*How's that for a windbreak, yank?
>>215254250More of a poo seal man myself
>>215254559peng peng peng
>>215254593you've embarrassed yourself in numerous ways once again
faggots should get the death penalty.
>>215254591I bought a 10.5% can of carlsberg for 5zl. Wasn't very nice but that's just mental
A future work fighting for
>>215254622Brucesheed
>>215254611so there he is..... the king of /burt/
>>215254622suicide isn't the answer, mate
>>215254611a man of taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUHxU-7BmA0Sad
>>215254660Peng that
>>215254660Too floppy
>>215254420that's the 'tism
>>215254660Jewish boobs rule the world
>>215254660love a breast
>>215254622nothing wrong with a light bumming m8
>>215254660timmy wanking to this LOL
>>215254589kek I was only half joking>>215254592could very well happen desuwouldn't be soon and wouldn't be all at once but I do think they'll get more and more ballsy with what digital ID will be used for
>>215254720katy on her way to provide essential services to skinny small boat cronem
>>215254712Built? Built for what?
>>215254559Love living by the sea.
>>215254734sup crodie
>>215254712cronem, cronem, cronem, timmytimmy, timmy, timmy
>>215254720She owes me sex
lil ziedy wanking to this
mummy teks it
>>215254755sup crodie
>UK population increased last year by larger than the city of Leeds
Signed the petition, closing in on 800k. Can't wait for the single sentence response by one of Starminator's junior ministers.
/brit/ meet up in gdansk this year then hope you'll all be there
>>215254794leftypol pretending this has no impact on housing demand, public services, or wages
>>215254559Looks nice. Europe is a great continent. And yet Rorke was determined to bring about "Poles out, Pakistanis in".
>>215254813don't even know where that is
>>215254745hate being far away from itmiss seagulls causing havoc>>215254826voted brexit myself lol
This should happen to all women
>>215254134>mfw i go down to the willow farm to look for butterflies
>>215254829better gain a clue then
Leftypol bringing in loads of pakis and saying Rorke made him do it with Brexit
Mad how you can just be racist about Indians now
>>215254829
SONO ZICCHIONA
>>215254867Feel a bit sorry for them because they're the least bad migrants, there's just loads of them.
Listening to mummy tek it tek it
Who put 50p in RorkeGPT?
>>215254848fly away you sweet little thing they're hard on your tail
>£40 return flight>£50 a night for the hotelfuck it im going to poland
>>215254917I got 4 nights at around that price for a whole apartment. Cheaper than a bloody premier inn
Sir Charles Richard Petty Bigham
>>215254936sometimes forget how much we get ripped off in this country until i start looking around elsewhere, we truly do suffer in the UK
got pang pang on the job
>>215254971flat prices in krakow are close to the same as rome though, the market is terrible
Postman bringing my new DAC and IEMs shortly
>>215255006LOL
>>215255015rome has fallen thobet krakow is at least full of polish people and not brown fiki fiki types and vantablack vineswingers
;D
shagging a moray eel
>>215255034Only blackos I saw tbf were just regular guys or deliveroo people. All my taxi drivers were PolishFair few English people there though ngl
putting a moray eel in a slice of bread and telling australians its a sausage sizzle
that vietnamese butcher video...not right
on my deaf bed talking bout i was the zodiac killer
>>215255034there are a lot of those now, too, even outside of tourist bitsyou don't get to escape them
>>215255066Turn yourself in m8
Just saw a BWC
>>215254891They're unironically dangerous birds
activated my neurons late last night and did some important work but it came at a cost, I couldn’t switch my brain off to sleep until 3am. Only just woken up and I’m knackered
Polish absolutely LOVE non-whites for some reason
>>215255082nun lil timovitch cud do
>>215255034i was there a couple of weeks ago and barely saw any.
leftypol going to rome and sheepishly giving 5 euros to every single black man who accosts him with cheap trinkets
Is Rorke, who has no qualifications, no relevant work experience, no language skills, and voted for Brexit, planning to move to Eastern Europe? Oh, good luck with that!
Total Digital ID Death
>>215255120the true rome experience he tells (lies) to himself over and over again
>>215255125ktim but Japanyep yepjapanese hunnies for me
too much argie bargie in this thread. all these non anglo flags talking rubbish. get them strangled and thrown in the pit
Leftypol thought we'd be kicked out of Eurovision after Brexit
>>215255154lmao
moving to england to taste the swans
how can you tell when black pudding is done
I will never have sex and I'm okay with it :)
>>215255154>cut off one's nose to spite one's facethey must have had delusional leftypol freaks back in the old days because im convinced this phrase was made about them
Aren't you lot scared of getting arrested for your posts now? Looks grim over there
My dads dead
>>215255221I'll just tell them I'm a Muslim
>>215255232
>My dads dead
>>215255221>tfw 4chan pass is linked to my digital id
in my surreal neo-futuristic greco-roman incel lair planning things
>>215255221Rudolf Hess spent 46 years in prison just for being a National Socialist.
>>215255193mhm x
will my porn accessing selfies be stored on my digital id or what
>>215255125Why yes, yes I am. :)Suddenly you have a problem with people "seeking a better life" Leftypol?Oh no, your mask is slipping Leftypol.
Tired of it all
Telling mumberg about how some petition about digital ID is blowing up>"Yeah I know I've already signed it"
>>215255310Do you really have to upload a selfie to have a wank?
>>215255338You have a good mum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGPSv1irobg
>>215255365swam in worse
>>215255323when's this fucking freeloader getting put in the looney bintaking up hospital bedsscum
why is the ID photo always of the face?
>>215255339yes mate and i am I’m usually half flustered and already sweating by that point so you can imagine how they look
Just verified my Internet session with my digital ID
Where's Ziedbelg?
in a few months im going to start saying that I am a brit living abroad in NZ but in reality I'm as kiwi as it gets but it will make you all relate to me more. Might claim to be from Essex, thinking Harlow
He's gayHe's whiteHe talks a load of shiteKEIR STARMERKEIR STARMER
>>215255390seethe
>>215255470
>>215255398Nothing better than the peace of mind you get with a verified Internet session.
this bum is made for pooingand that's just what it'll doone of these days this bum is gonna poo all over you
>>215255493if it’s made for pooing then why have I put my Willy in multiple girls bums?
He watches you wankHe watches you waaaaankKeir StarmerHe watches you wank
>>215255517i just said THIS bum is made for pooing, didn't say anything about anyone else's bums
>>215255390you are bad
>>215255470i imagine you'll get bored with that flag by then
Might be time to start building that White Republic.Our race is our nation.
>>215255540what do you mean
wish i were a yank so i could carry a shoulder holster under my jacket like leon s. kennedy
>>215255472He's drabHe's blandAND HE COVERS GROOMING GANGS
>>215255541Ah yes, Oregon and Washington, where better
>>215255548no one is convinced. they never are
>Ukraine gets digital IDs, used to draft citizens to die in a trench >Vietnam closed the banks of millions of citizens who didn't comply with digital ID rules So you'll either get one and die or not get one a die.
In 2007 RuneScape people would beg for 500gpNow beggars ask for 50k or even more than that Mad how things have changed
>>215255529you’d reconsider if you knew what I could do for you
>>215255567im still not picking up what youre putting down bud
>>215255529does it feel nicer than regular fanny?
>>215255590Rorke: Unleashed
What sort of emotion is this face conveying?
>>215255590Turtblatt
blacks knocking at my door trying to talk to me about Gaza I fucking shooed them off in a hurry
Mad how we live in a sci-fiesque dystopia
>>215255612total right wing victory
leftypol cooking a load of dahl for meat free mondays
Ten years ago selfies were a considered a bit of a joke and something teenage girls did, now you need to take one to open a bank account
>british lionummm you dont have lions
anyone got that comic of the gay aliens about to bum that bloke in his bedroom
>>215255470We all know you're a maori-indian
>>215255612he's happy that the masses are stupid enough to support a clown that films himself saying things for pennies
>>215255584real as fuckback in the day I thought 10k was hugeso inflated now that 50k is nothing
Get on the railcams https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjUS5Cah60
The Right Honourable Sir Anthony Charles Lynton Blair, KG
mad thing is that they never even ate the swans and rorke made it all up
>>215255685Hate how they randomly decide to make some members only
wars seem to drag on now with no definitive endisrael shit still ongoing, ukraine etc
/brit/ could see a pebble on the side of the road and try and make a joke about how it's rorke
Kinda miss having an argumentative gf lads, need a good fucking argument. Me and the gf have been together over 2 years and haven’t fallen out/had an argument once
Sir Michael Ebenezer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr., PhD
>>215255685My favourite one is Ashland in Virginia Has a lot of personality>>215255707Yeah I suppose they need to make money somehow though it is a bit stingy
Making a jorke about roke
The way it's phrased makes it sound like pornhub is the most visited website regardless of category. Maybe this new law will set you wankers straight and on the nofap path then
*watching a paper bag dance gracefully in the wind*that's Rorke
>>215255669am also aboriginal, turkish, Peruvian and sengalese.
>>215255699>>215255722reported for avatarfagging
Sir David Robert Joseph Beckham, OBE
>>215255722That's Romelu Lukaku
Sir Gareth Southgate, OBE
The Right Honourable Sir Hymen Snapper, OM
>>215255677Moe leicester spotted
oi pussio
The Right Honourable Lieutenant Colonel Sir James Spencer Cleverly, TD VR MP
>you won't be able to get a job without getting the digital IDNEETchads still winning
*nan trips downstairs reaching for the emergency cord*So this is Rorke...
Sir Alexander Langsam, OM
>country still being flooded with them>now digital ID>people still going to jail for tweetswe're like chinabut worse
>>215255741You can't throw me off the scent
>>215255828They’ll take away our bennies then we’ll be unpersoned
Oh Keir is a benderHe takes it up the bumAn arsonist from UkraineMakes him fucking cum
>>215254829It's where the war starts in your hoi4 games
>>215255703I'm a bit gaslighted by reading all the posts saying this didn't happen
The Right Honourable The Lord Foster of Thames Bank Sir Norman Robert Foster, OM RA HonFREng
Sir Lewis Carl Davidson Hamilton, MBE HonFREng
>>215255703>IT DIDNT HAPPEN IT DIDNT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!does happen>BUT IT DO BE A GOOD THING REALLY YUM YUM
NEETS into labour camps will be glorious and we’re not far from that
scranning a swanner kebab
remember when mousenonce killed a swan
Sir Nicholas Charles Tyrwhitt Wheeler OBE
>click on my w11 newshole>mfw when everytimeoopsie daisy
>>215255844he said, anonymously on 4chan
Tale me back
>>215255945‘Anonymously’
>>215255895>labour campsKeir Starmer and Peter Mandelson hahaha
>>215255952Britain without immigration
>>2152559454chan is on borrowed time
we live in fucking hell
>>215255844YepAt least China is an ethnostate TKD
>>215255994shut up stop piggybacking our misery you live in paradise
>>215255994No we doAustralia? Heaven on Earth
>>215255990exactly this, if you lads think this website will be here as it is now in 5 years time you’re dreaming
Big fan of people taking a five minute break every hour to smoke a fag and then coming back in stinking
>>215255945We're only anonymous to each otherWe're not anonymous
>>215255952I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND
>>215256025>>215256025>>215256025>>215256025new
>>215255990point still standschina doesnt have anything like this at the current moment in time, so saying it's like them but worse is nonsense
>>215256015They'll never shut it down in case we go outside
>>215256018Ktim love how the old slags are always visibly seething but never say anything when I take the piss with fag breaks
>>215256043you do have a point in that it keeps potentially dangerous individuals distracted, but I’d say 4chan is more of a danger to itself and can’t self sustain a few more years
>>215256043ah yes just imagine 50 sickly pale stick thin rorkes on the streets the government will be quaking in their boots
>>215256058Wasn't talking to you mate I was on about the tobacco kind of fag breaks
>>215256080Mate the government is afraid of its own flag they cannot handle even a small squadron of Turbororkes
We should all have a microchip that has our digital ID
>>215256105kek done that unemployed prick nonce
rorke picking up just stop oil leftypol and throwing him off the road. MANY such cases
NEW>>215256152>>215256152>>215256152
someone make a proper new we aren’t using that muck
feeling drained and deviod of will
>>215256157early
>>215254136>>215254136>>215254136 Recycle
>>215256025>>215256025>>215256025real new
>>215256176>>215256168early
All in here lads:>>215256152>>215256152>>215256152
