Scrandemic edition
Queer has gone too far
this should be the thread
>>215254136They are eating the swans
>>215256440no
>>215256955no you are mistaken
>Kneecap rapper's terror case thrown outcommon leftypol w
um hi
>>21525813612 stone 12.1429 to be specific. what a great unit of measurement
nth for the holodem
reminder
they should make unsweetened ice cream
>>215258172
>>215258180any plans for the evening lad?
>>215258214sharting and farting
>>215258174most little boys in here at 9 stone at best. They think 12 stone is fat lol we are not amongst men
Greta Thunberg organic vegan-friendly sex vagina
>>215258172hiiii x
>>215258192Cute loli da vinchi x
reminder that if you’ve ever even so much as asked chatgpt a single question or generated a single grok image your soul will never even see the afterlife because you’ve sold it to the technodevil
i made a yummy sausage sandwichi put a slice of cheese on it and that gave it a little elevation
>>215258076
>>215258250shut ur fucking noise
>>215258246@grok why does this nigga get no bitches
mad how there's sperm in my balls just swimming around waiting to carry out their mission of producing life but instead they'll end up rotting down the drain
>>215258246used them because work forced me to
>>215258234erm
>>215258246Won't need the non-existent afterlife when AGI keeps me alive for a quadrillion years in the pleasuredome
anyone feel like chatting on the phone? could do with a chat
>>215258268huh?
>>215258258dont be rude to me
>>215258214Getting the tubers and 'dem watched, kiara and cc have a collab I'll check out x
>>215258261whos to say they wont inseminate something down in the sewers
>>215258277yeah? Been updated with new features such as your mum sucking your cock like a hoover has it
>>215258278what’s on your mind girlypop x
you're so skibblyyou're so phantom tax
if anyone here has a crush on me, now is the time to tell me
>>215258192>>215258235Her adult form* (luv her design)
>>215258282
it friday time to get steaming de lads
>>215258311Weird thing to want that mate
they caught him
>>215258324business idea: sex with that thing
>>215258323holy gooner slop
>>215258323
>>215258335I heard she’s good mate you gotta share your mummy with the rest of us
>>>/gif/29518304timmy on a mad one
Staying late after toil on a fucking Friday aren't I hahaThanks Keir
>>215258322:)
>>215258353whats this, fire emblem?she's got a nice outfit
im actively looking for a scrap
>>215258312
rorke-chan… so tsundere >.<
>digital idgammons seething over a few lines on a screen
>>215258352Her official art is better but not got many fate and type moon pics on my phone
>>215258380catch me outside pret in Victoria
>>215258355Only fair after the amount of times I've had yours I suppose
employed rorke stuck at worke
*walks into thread with my 0.5 inch knob hanging out the fly of my cargo shorts*
im fr a freak and a gooner but i cant go in for the generic anime style art it just does nothing for me
tranime fags are so demented
we're toys in the hands of fate, before it casts up apart
>Gammo seevy ova fu rines on scleen
Worke and Leftypip
>>215258427fucking ktimming hard at thissome weebs are still stuck in like 2015 mentally
>>215258377da vinchi from Fate/Grand Order it's a mobile game, think it might have an anime
>>215258392ナルトどう思う?俺ナルトが好き一番大好きのキャラはサスケ
What's wrong with Digital ID?It's literally just what we already have with drivers licence and passport but on a phone
>>215258403hand that old arse over you little rent boy
>215258457this poster needs his hard drive checked
>>215258441de BOMB BLAST
What's wrong with a million more Pakis?It's literally just what we already have with Pakis but a million more of them
>>215258473those things are choices if you want to drive or travel
anyone got a fat bradley?
>>215258480nice cock bro
一万個
>>215258499kek
Any animal lovers here?
Mad how real it is
>>215258348Need him to link up with poo dog
cutting the webbing of my fingers with a knife, toes next
>>215258538PooDog
>>215258536no
>>215258483TIL DTFIC loves anime
countries should have their own intranetsthere will be 1.5 billion indians and 0.5 billion pakis by 2050, their minds are as toxic as the streets they live in
>>215258538I'm pooting together a team
>>215258566
>>215258571no idea what that means
got university challenge on haven't watched it yet
>"The TOREHS have lied to YOU. Fur FOURTEEN YEARS, they've ruined lives."
>>215258583getting the gang back together for one last job, huh? heh…. sounds fun… i’m in
how umchickens be umposting
>>215258537Mad how I was in there when they announced that Omicron plan B which was clearly plan A
I like that parasyte animewhere the worm goes into his hand and his hand starts talking to himvery interesting premise that's made even more interesting when the idea of the parasites is flipped on its head once it's revealed that humans were the real parasites on planet earthjapanese guys are geniuses arent they really
Today's Yu-Gi-Oh monster of the day is... Gigaplant!
>>215258662Fuck off you paedo freak man
japanese guys are peniuses
They're going to sell our information to PalantirThe Jews have bought all the VPNs It. Is. Over.
>>215258662dirty nonce cunt
>>215258662Shut the ..Fuck Up !!
Reminder that the British public are massively in support of digital IDs, just like they supported the Online Safety Act.You will have a BritCard, complete with scans of your fingerprints, and there's literally nothing you can do about it.
>>215258578good post so long as the global internet can also continue to exist
>>215258658Parasyte got a bad rating on My Anime List so I'm not watching that slop. I'm 8.5/10+ only
>>215258662get out of this fucking country you filthy fucking alien
>>215258704why do you doom post about this all day? are you a masochist?
Finished watching Star Wars 1977 last night. The unedited version. Ummm there were no black people in it. How did they get away with it?
>>215258704Aye that's why Labour are doing so well in the polls
>>215258725He's just having lots of fun and doing average stuff men do! :D
>>215258662For me it's Alexis
>>215258718MAL is full of retarded trannies so I don't pay attention to it and I watch based on the staff and voice actorsWatch Sword of the Stranger, it's brilliant it's brilliant
hes the most based man alive
>>215258658> is flipped on its head once it's revealed that humans were the real parasites on planet earthWoah! profound!
>>215258763what the fuck is this shite? This has nothing to do with Britain
>>215258771it's the build up and reveal not the conceptu wouldn't get it
one time when i was 10 i got a fly stuck up my nose and i had to snot-rocket it out and it launched out of my nose and continued flying immediately like a SAM missile being launched
>>215258726Darth Vader is black and his voice actor is black
>>215258658I'm watching an anime called Inuyashiki now and it reminds me of Parasyte.
>>215258763
The office Pajeet rorked out at work today and now all the women hate him (even more) lolsaid he wouldn't date a woman over the age of 20 and now they keep calling him gay
>>215258795Yeah not a genius tier anime watcher
>Labour MPs slam Farage for opposition to digital ID scheme>'As usual, Farage does not want to solve the issues he claims to care about; he's just a contrarian'
>>215258800*clears throat*eHEMBACKTO YOUR OWN COUNTRY get out
If I put in the Amazon delivery instructions that I will be eating a raw clove of garlic every ten minutes that he keeps me waiting, and when he arrives he's getting a faceful of my breath, would he get that message and maybe speed things up a bit? It's not an idle threat, as I live raw garlic and have nearly 4 full bulbs of the stuff (and more in my Tesco shopping basket).
>>215258790
>>215258798https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCYrF7jlWKs
>>215258809How old is he?
>>215258799Did not know that. I'll watch 4k80 today
>>215258795>u got good writing?>w-well we got hype moments and auraanime is for children
>>215258750*adds to the ever increasing plan to watch list*
>>215258835>I live raw garlicLOVE not live ffs
we're going to get a social credit score system aren't we
I think we should have our digital IDs stored in a microchip that should be put in our left hand
>>215258831I was born in Wales
cabergé egg
>>215258852I think he's somewhere in his late 20s. he finished Uni 5 years ago
>>215258880haha you made a mistake! you made a mistake!
Years ago in Emmerdale Eric Pollard married a chinky lass and she went down to the river and necked a duck for tea
>>215258886you know what you are. we don’t want your kind here
>>215258866not hype and aura, it's very much politically charged and tackles topics that were buzzing in Japan at the time the manga was published. So, you're wrong actually
>>215254136
what's for dinner lads? might have McDonald's
nigga corrected his post that no one even read lmao
^_-
>>215258932Looks like that guy from street fighter
Starmtroopers tracking GeoWizard to the middle of a field in Oxfordshire and calling in a drone strike
Dogberg on a mad one
>>215258828Were they thinking the public would love this? Why do they keep giving farage easy wins?
>>215258839didn't know he was chinless fella. that little beard hides it well.
>>215258900Kek start calling him an incel
>>215258812>>215258870>When challenged by police, Miah said: "I am a Muslim, I am fasting, I needed to eat." >Llandudno Magistrates Court heard that Miah had blood on his shirt and white feathers in his beard.fucking lol
>>215258809>The office Pajeet rorked outHow so?>said he wouldn't date a woman over the age of 20Based desu roasties seething
>>215258913
>>215258955Was funny till i realised theyre a disgusting gay couple that probably bum their dogs
Now that I’m old and into my thirties I do look back fondly on my twenties. I used to be active af on dating apps and I’ll tell you this lads, there’s nothing that gets the blood pumping like a first date. Thrill of the hunt and all that, I used to live for that stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alnNJ3vR9qY
Metal Gear Solid 2 actually came true
>>215258972please at least improve your bait if you insist on being like this
pity bldg
Remember that film called block 20 or something where he does parkour to run away from some bad guys?
good rule of thumb is if leftypol says something isnt happening then it almost certainly is happening
>>215258999Vampires are real?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758891801062383.mp4rorke exposed
>>215258993Mad how 90% of politicians in the UK worship him
>>215258970Nigga thinks he's the king omds
>>215258993Why is he so evil?
>>215258992>affuck up you pathetic worm that i eat like a magpie old cunt in his 30s wishing he could go on dates pathetic worem. fuck up
>>215258809based bully pajeets
>>215259015District 13
“That is from the bible” kek
>>215258957They want people to support digital ID. there are people who will blindly support whatever farage opposes and vice versa because they're in an "anti-fascist" cult. They will now actually believe it's fascist to oppose digital ID, and fight for it. The same manipulation strategy was used during COVID. Remember it was only the far right that opposes totalitarianism?
>>215259047I’m settled down now mate with a peng gf just miss the thrill that’s all, where’s all this rage coming from?
eating nigger shit
>>215258999haha yay <3
>>215258993>comments turned off
>>215259055Yeah that's the one. Thanks. Cool film
I don't watch any of your webms btw
steel type beats rock type because hammers can smash rocksground beats steel because earthquakes destroy buildings (which are reinforced with steel rebar)it's quite logical when you think about itfighting type (justice in Japanese) beats dark (evil in japanese) because justice triumphs over evil
>>215259079why?
if the pain goes on i'm nOT GONNA MAKE IT
>>215259075I've had one date this year and she didnt want a second. im lonely and took it out on you
>>215259084clearly a woman. post real raiden twink cosplay webms you coward
still in bed at 2pm award
>>215258982so this is rorke, apparently
Just shit a pooBC right out my arse
>>215258993if ai cameras are so good how come phone theives are still running rampant
>>215259111NO! We're not gonna take it. We're not gonna take it anymoreeeee
The same sheeple that were vaccinated, are the same people that will accept Digital ID. YOU. Coward.
>>215259116giwtwm
>>215259096They'd be wasted on you
>>215259084RAIDEEEEEEN
>>215259112I see, for what it’s worth I think you’re a good poster and by extension probably a decent human as you hold yourself accountable. You’ll be fine
dont understand why nothing ever happens is associated with chud types when theyre always hysterical knee jerk spastics over nothing
>>215259139no its grimgoing to try and get up now and try to salvage what remains of the day
hello thisisliterally me
>>215259161theres a lot you dont understand lil nigga
Time is a wasting.
Establishmentstein wheeling out Tony Blair in the year of our lord 2025 omds
>very interesting premise that's made even more interesting when the idea of the parasites is flipped on its head once it's revealed that humans were the real parasites on planet earth
>>215259171it's grim being at runttoil
>>215258993He must know how politically toxic he is
>>215259135>Why I couldn't face reading the newsOh just you wait two years Huw
>>215259135>Why I couldn't face reading the newsBecause his face was buried in some lad's bum haha
Do people really play fifa anymore? A better question would be do people buy the same game every year and pay 10 euros for it more than the one they bought last year.
>>215259135why did they want us to get vaccinated? it didn't even do anything
>>215259160
>>215259196the real monsters were the friends we made along the way
>>215259135Check em
Remember when the government put a full page ad for the vax in every major newspaper in Britain
it is now 1 year since the ex gf of 4.5 years broke up with me
>>215259259ye i just saw one
Put aside the rhetoric. Get round the negotiating table.
>>215259260corr think of all the cocks she's sucked
if Tony Blair endorses something you know to run in the other direction
https://f24.my/BSYE Have you read Finlands predictions for the future?
>>215259232
>>215259260Haven't had sex in FOUR YEARS me haha
>>215259232whys it got a paki spot
>>215259135Shut the fuck up Heatherpaedo you tedious incel freak lmfao
john mcaffee forcing through a push notification on my britcard app to not click that link
>>215259260LAD! Haven’t seen you in ages since I’ve been here I’ve been keeping an eye out for you, you didn’t get back together then
>>215259282clicked this link and my computer started flying around the room doing the carlton dance
>Shut the fuck up Heatherpaedo you tedious incel freak lmfao
If the dystopia concerns against digital ID are unfounded surely the government can legislate that they will never happenSo far no word on this. The government knew the arguments against 20 years in advance. They could provide robust legislation alongside this to say it will never creep further to soothe these concerns. It will never be tied to banking, GPS or online activity for example. As it stands its likely this could be used in 'papers please' style street checks on suspected illegal immigrants very soon. Governments pick and choose which group, activity, or political position to demonise on a whim. This technology definitely can be applied to track and stop anyone for any reason in the future.
>>215259329
Eagerly signing up to the BritCard to stop BritMigrants from entering BritBritain
got my bum out
>>215259353What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?
>>215259365*rapes it at 10000000000000mph*
>>215259259Remember when they forced TV writers to put vax propaganda in their shows or they would be cancelled
Waiting for a skip to get dropped off having a clear out you see
Going to Smyths to buy a booster pack of BritCardsHope I get a reverse holo Nbugu
>>215259314no we didn't. Met a couple of times after and I think she regretted her choice but things had went too far
keir gives every immie a britcard, they're legal now, fuck rorke gun do
>>215259394might want to start by chucking out your penis
uh oh melty
>>215259281Tony Blair endorses breathing and staying hydrated
>>215259282
>>215259401how are things looking for you a year on? Has the pain subsided and are you looking to move on
>>215258970The fact there are even Muslims in Llandudno is a disgraceWales for the Welsh
rapeton, rapeinghamshire
sir sheck wes
haven't yet figured out if dtfic posting "uh oh melty" means he's about to have one or heathernonce is about to have onefeels like it could go either way sometimes
Can't come down the pub tonight mate BritCard app won't work
BritLabubu
>>215259476ying and yang innit
>>215259426Lizard people dont do that
Tony Blair in charge of the Middle EastLucy Letby in charge of the nursery
Interested in recreational enemas, I just like to feel empty
>>215259005It's not bait
>>215259353People who don't trust the government with that power won't trust any legislation the government writes to limit that power either. Just like "temporary" measures are rarely temporary, if the government says "you can trust us not to abuse this new power... see? we even wrote down that we're not allowed to abuse it." It's just more lies on top of the usual bullshit.
I hate trucks. Hate fishing. Hate guns. Hate jet fighters. Hate godzila. Captcha: ASSPY0
>>215259502https://youtu.be/B2rmkHNFfgY
Rorke out with my cork out
>>215259506btra smipson
>>215259483this has just given me a thoughtmy phone's old enough that mcdonalds app don't work on it hows this gonna work for brit card, which would benefit greatly from enhanced security of newer software (which I can't get as my phone is old)
>>215259516What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?
so you're telling me most women have pooey arseholes?
>>215259542The government will provide you with the latest iphone free of charge.
stroked a cat that comes into my garden today and he started rolling over on his belly and wigglingis that normal cat behaviour? sister was allergic so never had one
>>215259444Was the lowest point in my life and it is still horrible to think about i do miss her sometimes but I have a new gf now and doing well overall thanks.
>>215259542you will buy a new iPhone 16 Pro Max, otherwise 30 months imprisonment
the ccp created yao ming in a big vat of green fluid to wage cultural warfare on america
stimulating the economy
>>215259564yeah its being friendlycould be one that likes its tummy tickled but you have to risk a scratching to find out
What if criminals link a rubber sex arse to my digital ID and have a whale of a time with my boyhole?
>>215259084Need her streaming tonight after kiara and cc
>>215259562>>215259570but i'm an android man
>>215259569you’re a good man, I remember saying back then that if you were capable of keeping a gf for 4.5 years you could find another. Wishing you the best fella
>>215259570the 17 just came out, buy it or you WILL go to prison
>>215259564it means he likes you but you already knew this and just want to subtly brag that he likes you
>>215259602every time you buy an iPhone to download the new BritCard update, you're protecting a child
uoh oh poo meltyo
>>215259599yeah hes a really friendly cat just wasn't sure if it was normal because i thought it was a bit doglike. he likes being scratched, ill try walk away when ive scratched him for a bit but he'll brush up against my leg.
There's someone I used to work with who has the surname Goy and he is literally the exact kind of YAY! Statism! good goyim you'd use as the basis of a parody character. Loads of pics of him doing soyface and everything.
>first vax>then digital IDsSocial credit or mark of the beast next??
>>215259634
leftypol pretending to care about the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald after learning about it on tiktok
Dr Pavel, I'm CIA
See you lads at President Starmer's mandatory daily penis inspection
Got too drunk last night again award
>>215259658cats love a good roll too. in my experience they really like sunny stone slabs to roll on. if you sit out he might hang out with you for a while, could sit on you
>>215259665The next step will be linking your Digital ID to things such as carbon emissions and your finances purely for your own 'convenience' so you are aware of how much carbon emission your choices result in and also how much money you are spending, but it will only be for your information, to nudge you in the right direction. Then they will eventually cross the two data sets together and begin directly taxing you for every 'wrong' decision you begin to make.
playing some petulant little wastemen on lichess
did a poo and my tapeworm came out a bit and he won't go back in
Inspector Hitler, FBI
>>215259549Movies, mostly. Got my own projector. I'm planning to watch the Ron Howard comedy Night Shift this evening. Never seen it. I also enjoy cooking, playing guitar, boxing, and video games.
>>215259733so no friends or gf or any socialisation at all fantastic mate
>>215259717Mandatory suicide pods for over 50s to make way for more BAME
how do i get my virginity status removed on my digital id HELP
get the sleepy village of thumbwick razed and the inhabitants crowded into tower blocks
>>215259733Sounds like a nice evening What's for dinner?
If you accept a Digital ID you accept a relationship with the state in which they can place whatever conditions they like upon your freedom. Even by simply downloading it and setting up a profile, you are endorsing that the state can introduce wide compulsory reform without so much as a warning nor a mandate. Many say that digital IDs will make our interaction with the state 'more convenient' and maybe that is true, but for many of us the most convenient state is one we hardly need to interact with at all. I don't want to carry the home office in my pocket wherever I go
Emotional intelligence is intelligence all the same, if you can’t figure out how to breed a women, maybe you’re not as smart as you think you are
seeking a government employee to modify my penis statistics on my digital ID will pay top dollar
shitting half my body weight away
>>215259774What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?
>>215259774Don't like the Manic Street Preachers sorry
>>215259757*bends over in front of you*i'm not doing this because I like you or anythingi need mine removed too and this is the easiest waynot that i'm a virgin im really experiencedthey just messed up my status on the app
>>215259717Need the left of labour to kick off NOW and break this government
really wish i could enjoy video games but i get bored after 3 minutes
>>215259774>if you acceptit's mandatory
>>215259816get the short form videos watched then mate
>>215259752Had a girlfriend about a year ago and it ended badly so I'm taking a break from romance. I've got a couple of mates I stay in touch with but I wouldn't say I do that for fun. One is a fellow film buff, the other one I used to play tabletop games with but haven't seen him much recently. He got married earlier this year and had his gallbladder out yesterday.Why all the interest in my private life anyway? Want to live vicariously through me?
>>215259848Just friendly conversation isn't it
>>215259878you want to shag that anon you smelly little virgin?
Anyone got the webm of the quirked up white boy dancing with the negress
>>215259765Steak. Probably with mash, definitely with broccoli. And a Mars ice cream and a bottle of Palm Beach banana and butterscotch rum for dessert.How about you? What are your hobbies/dinner plans?
>>215259890Nothing wrong with that
>>215259848>He got married earlier this year and had his gallbladder out yesterday.screaming
>>215259894yeah
>>215259799Run, read, cook, get in the car and go places, go on holiday, shag the mrs, the usual things outside work.
>>215259915Mind if i trade it for a pic of the STUNNING Kalergos Sisters?
>>215259894
Rorke, where's the new?
reading a bit of manga xnot the sex kind though, just the normal kind about boys killing each other and fighting monsters and shit
>>215259957nah go ahead
Looking at some fukcing PORN
>>215259917You know who else used to run for fun? Jimmy Savile.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758865810794349.webm
>>215259906YumI also love cooking and listening to music, haven't been playing my guitar lately but want to get back to it more seriously. Walking the dogs new places is always fun. Been getting into gardening more but I'm not very good. Doesn't help that the growing season is very short here, too. No idea what's for dinner desu maybe pasta.
>>215260016>>215260016>>215260016
im so tired bros, idk if i can make it through another week of life
>>215259998me when i stuff too much pizza in my mouth
>>215259998genuinely horrifyingwhat's happened here then
