There Can Only Be One edish
Remember this? Haha
>>215260033no?
>>215260033He sleepy
>>215260033mate
Blair is on fucking fire recently Mass surveillance in the UK Going to become king of GazaEverybody wrote him off but he's back and bigger than ever
>>215260033Never getting your US visa now lad
unironically the best channel on youtube, they destroy chuds with factshttps://www.youtube.com/@TheLeftistCooks
pooing and shrieking in a n!ggers face
>>215259998Anyone know what happened here
>>215260059Fucking state of that thing on the left there
>>215260033remember how rorke pretended to really care about this yank nigga no ones ever heard of
I want to know what it's like to be dead. But I don't want to die.
>>215260070Haven't seen the video but I'm going to guess Israel did it.
>>215260057>Blair is on fucking fire recentlyNah you're thinking of Starmer's house mate
lovely ella
>>215260086Remember when he pretended he was away to start a holy war (again)
word on the street is that when digital ids go live starmer will have anyone who makes an early new thrown in the tower of london
>>215260101bet blair did it so kier knows the price of ignoring his orders
>>215260107Where'd he go?
If there is a god I will kill it
>>215260057Blair has been de facto PM of the UK since 1997 except for that brief stint in 2022
>>215260070Oh fuck
Remembering the time I drove past a fallen tree on a citroen xsara picasso not long after the incident had happened with first response there before they could hide the mess and the tree came down right over the front passenger area and all I saw was blood running and dripping from the doorsill.
>>215260083>no argument just ad hominems you're seething
>>215260128we are all pawns in blairs game
how long would Peter Sutcliffe last today before being caught?
>>215260106All women should have tight, slightly tanned, shimmering bodies, it should be the law, not this digital ID shite.
>>215260057>Going to become king of GazaOver Corbyn's dead body he won't
>>215260150Do you really not know the difference between an insult and ad hominem?
>>215260168twice as long
Diego has retired from his /brit/ duties.
>>215260168one night probably with cctv
leftoids have controlled major institutions for decades such as the police, universities, the bbc, and more leftypol copes by saying that we had right wing governments because the tories had majorities in parliament
Give Tyler Robinson political asylum in the UK and tell him how much the government hates trannies
don't hear about the grangler anymore
In my dark and sweaty roomGonna make love last foreverOn the dark side of your moon
>>215260176they should be anime
>>215260016Regal Ancestor ahh vibe
eat ze bugsaccept ze digital idlive in ze pod
>>215260236can you add a QoS tattoo for me pal
imagine if you got dubs on your digital ID haha Big Starm what a melt
Penis soup
>>215260257odd psot
>>215260145Sounds grimI've not seen much gore irl except once I caught the clean up of an apparent train suicideThey were hosing him into a pile and scooping him up, was rough
youtube wants me to look at the asian ladies
>>215260145Once when I was a wee lad on holiday in france I saw a motorbike overtake a car in an underpass and drive too close to the wall, ripping his foot half off his leg
>>215260258if you get quads you dont have to pay taxes
Amazon delivery has 20 minutes and it's still not giving me the map thing. You'd think they'd be able to predict when it's coming a bit better than this.
>>215260295it knows you are an evil rorke
>>215260145I remember seeing an old man knocked down by a bus in Sheffield city centre and probably killed when I was about six
>>215260310Delivery man is eating your order
Got complimented by a girl 11 years younger so that's the rest of the year made up for me. Nice to know I'm aging like wine.
Whatever happened to the hebb habby man
I can't wait for PM Dave Lammy
>1,005,821 signaturesOmds Keir
Just heard rorkes been arrested and held in a police cell overnight
>>215260182you're clearly upset, why point out their looks?
sir keir starmer is a stupid fucking moron
https://petitionmap.unboxedconsulting.com/?petition=730194The absolute state of 'London'
>>215260360I'd happily be arrested and taken to the torture chamber by that blonde piece in that video from the other dayShe could step on my BALLS and spit in my MOUTH as punishment for saying things haha
>>215260339>Got complimented by a girl 11 years
>>215260295Might I recommend imalittlemole or her other channel mole gaming
3pm, good time for a walk.
Mousey dressing up as Jynx for Halloween The original Jynx The banned one!!!!!
man /gif/ is an evil place
Lads...Imagefap...now asks for OSA verification
>>215260411
>>215260411rangers lost last night :)
>>215260418the dogtor is here
>>215260390A 19 year old telling me how much she wants to have sex with me but I'm a 30 year old virge, you see. So it won't be happening.
cregg's caught the bubonic plegg
SHOVE YOUR MANDATE UP YOUR ARSE!
>>215260433fun fact the founder of kink.com was britisih and wanted to start a bondage porn website in the uk but wasn't allowed because you couldn't film porn with people being tied up while havign sense so he moved to the usa to start the website.
I wish I got to have a digital ID. I feel left out
Starmer loves a Man date LOL
Seething yank troon lol
oh my dayshttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/213376763/#213377898
>>215260489Probably Jewish actually
>>215260422You brits ruined itI used to jerk off to adultwork slags now I can’t peruse it anymore without verification
>>215260295>UiBased
>the canadian thinks "troon" is an insultgrow up mate
i love her
>>215260059You dont believe the nonsense you say.
>>215260433Why do women like being tied up?
>>215260524Jews are the protagonists of history
>>2152600705 bloody marys before breakfast doesnt end well
Oh he's mad
>>215260553they're just gooners
just imagining jesus coming back today and having to become a debate bro to convince anyone and being all like "excuse me i, uh, excuse me i died for your sins madam, i, i died for your sins madam."
>>215260553I think it's more that men like to tie women up and feel powerful. Porn has totally warped the mind of most men and makes them confused on what women want.
Toillass just says 'very nice' to anythingIf you told her you'd just eaten a shit and cockroach sandwich she'd say 'very nice'
right I’m off, I usually post here once a year or so, I’ll be seeing you lads next year I suppose. have a good one fellas x
>>215260552>You dont believe the nonsense you say.whats nonsensical about it?
nth for the gyaldem
>>215260598Kiwimong
>>215260374Because theyre a vile degenerate
>>215260597>does a miracle >everyone says it's obviously ai
>>215260603does she hang out with the 'that's weird' girl? or do they not get along?
>>215260605We'll be in the camps by then lad
>>215260598deluded lol
>>215260350:skull:https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/730194>>215260378Bare faxxx
>>215260386neolibs love biomass because they dont engage with politicsexcept oops they just couldn't help but unconditionally support israel (the only issue biomass cares about) so now they're losing ground there too
FINALLY 9 stops awayonce this delivery is in then I can finally relax
>>215260597>you may be jesus and now proven yourself the true son of god but i'm a muslim and it's offensive and so a fatwah to your family allahamohamady lalalahahaja
>>215260607Obvious bait. But ill be happy to hear why this man is "unironically" the best channel on youtube
hey whinging canadian cunt, im posting it again because i personally think it is funnyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758891801062383.mp4
cant wait
>>215260672>once this delivery is in then I can finally relaxhe means have a wank
>>215260679Why do you think its funny?
>>215260662Petitions do literally nothing, we're going full China
Jesus returning from the dead to tell us sex work is heckin' valid
even if everyone in the country signed that petition, ol' starmy would still plough on
>>215260679?
>>215260690I only know 2 of these people
remember when the porn ban got removed because people signed an opinion petition lol
Sir Million Signatures
feeding the grey squirrels, they grow larger
Big Nige printing a one page manifesto saying 'the opposite of everything Labour did'
>>215260774an elite class will only fall when they lose confidence in themselves to holdthis is how we demoralise them
how would you tell a barber you want this haircut without having to show them this pic
>>215260508screaming
>>215260815gimme the 90s leo
>>215260811500 seats easy
>>215260815Photoshop your own face into the pic
>>215260857willi wakker
>>215260815say i want look like a young leo dicaprio
>>215260844
if anything these petitions will infuriate the ruling elite who will lash out by pushing more drastic measures on us, only then will the average man wake up and take back what they stole from us
might have a wank
funny video on the log
jerked it to fat women being unable to stand for the third time since i woke up at 12
>>215260915You won't do shit
>>215260815tell them to put gel in your hair
Well I'm confused
I give off Rockstar Vibes.
>>215260958i know but the gammons and rorkes will, thats why acceleration is based because once we hit tipping point i can sit back in my comfy incel lair while the deano brigades activate
>>215260965Thanks for sharing this off topic twitter screenshot
>>215260965Big dimes Don unironically getting the Nobel Peace Prize
>>215260965Trump has worked out a deal and the deal is Israel can do whatever they want not hard is it?
>>215260690>from around the world90% are Americans
'ahh' ahh post
best jojo opening gotta be fighting gold
>>215260965how can zion don be this master of negotiations yet he can't even get bibi in line
Working on my menthol elf. Acknowledging me feelings
>>215260998thanks for policing the quality of /brit/ and doing background checks into schizos for 0 dollars
>>215261066Your welcome
Haribo fizzy bubblegum bottlesdelicious
>>215261091my welcome?
>>215261102Yes
delivery drivers be like I want to do GTA side missions as a career
>>215260753jimmy carr, dave chappelle, bill burr, louie ck, little black fella his name is slipping me but im not going to google
ello me umpoos
Palestine is a sovereign country in this general
DTFIC is posting here literally whenever I come on. Blud has no life whatsoever.
>>215261123thanks 'fic
don't see pick n mix anymore, another thing woke took from us
fizzy raspberry grapefruit blackberry lemonade
>>215261149see them in tesco and poundland and cinemas
>>215261135Maybe he has the same sleep schedule as you? Ever thought of that...
>>215261169ai slop
>>215261177you may not
>>215261172educated that rorke fool
das peterposten
Okay that one hurt my feelings
Panama accents be junky asf
Reform UK oppose Lib Dems oppose Conservatives oppose Lots of Labour MPs oppose The SNP oppose Plaid Cymru opposeCorbyn and his lot opposeNot looking good for sir kier
>>215261256Shouldn't they have to vote over it instead of Keir just saying he's going to mandate it?
what was the method for stopping illegal immigration throughout britain's history, before digital IDs? real head-scratcher that
>>215261310UMMY WUMMY ~
>>215261301voting would threaten our democracy because a small group of far right thugs have infiltrated the population and might win the vote
WHERE is your Digital ID?
Ming Campbell deid
>>215261310you can't say the nigger word
>>215261256prime ministerandyburnham!!!
>>215261344Parliament vote
>>215261345The sheer amount of lost seats next time will be so kino it's unreal
>>215261380voting would threaten our democracy because a small group of far right thugs have infiltrated parliament and might win the vote
Damn you McVitie's Chocolate Biscuits!! They are 80 calories per biscuit and roughly 20 in a pack. I could easily eat the whole packet, that would be 1600 calories!!
rabbi bagelorblair guyorlibya rug
>>215261384Mental how they didn't have to do much to be seen as better than the tories but then immediately fucked it.
>>215261256/r/ukpolitics is mostly complaining about the fact it will be used to target random foreigners to see if they're illegal
You will no longer be able to get a job with your national insurance number you will HAVE to have a digital ID says Lisa nandy
>>215261345Knowing that you can't win the next election so going scorched earth and passing every awful that is so wildly unpopular that you wouldnt usually be able to do it because it would lose you the election is just a cruel indictment of democracy desuNeed a way to recall an election as the people ngl What he is doing is evil
Where's Ziedbelg?
aura farming in my smelly childhood bedroom
>>215261471I've never had a job, I'm NEET, you see.
need to be locked up
>>215261345Burst out laughing when this originally aired What were they thinking?
>>215261471but if you’re an illegal immigrant you wouldn’t have a NI number so I don’t know how it changes anything
The gamers are already rising up in America. Soon it will go global
>>215261192you don't exist
think someone has hacked my phone and is watching me at every moment
>>215261576meltdown
Might get back into double reddit spacing Makes my posts even more noticeable
Sticking an XL bully up my arse
▲▲▲
>>215261607funny what you jacked off to this morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aO43vZN0UU
>>215261479
'gberg. Handsome.
>>215261607It's the hacking collective known only as HM Government
>>215261624Triforce acheived
>>215261618This will cause mega melties lol
im staying up til 1 million oclock
>>215261632Yay!!
>>215261690
Greta Thunberg protesting my sweaty bollocks
hello my umpkins
raping my arse into tatters
>European Central Bank recommends keeping €70 - €100 in cash at homeDemand for physical cash increases during ‘major systemic instability’.um what are they planning
scotland lives and marches on
greta getting arrested only halfway down the shaft
>>215261723hello umpie
>>215261471cackling with glee over the thought of rachel reeves bawling in parliament when the tax receipts drop because tons of people stopped working when they made this mandatory
I'm so fat
>>215261745Got a grand in the safe, me
>>215261745ive got about 500 pounds in my wallet
how common is suicide in the UK? it’s always talked about but it seems reasonably uncommon in real life, i’ve only ever had one distant uncle go mad and shoot himself
>>215261779Yh?
>>215261781Wow that's heavyYou must be really strong
>>215261770Just won’t happen though will it
>>215261745just saw that the director of war in america has called all US military leaders world wide for a meeting summink is brewing mefinks
>>215261793we arent allowed to own anything that might harm us in the slightest so its pretty uncommon
Has the memory gone? Are you feeling numb?
Indian just eat driver getting slapped uphttps://x.com/daveatherton20/status/1971524224021135567?s=46
>>215261826We don’t have a dictator of war we’re a democracy
Keir Starlin
>>215261830not that hard to get a noose tied
>>215261850he said director of war
>>215261836>memoryso it's not a problem anymore in other words?
>>215261745just gave all my cash to my dad
>>215261836Leftypol wanking to this
>>215261793average 6k suicides per year but its trending upwards, unsurprisingly
>>215261836Suspect you’re also one of the cronem posters
>>215261862background checks are required to purchase rope
>>215261836the best period of my pathetic life, almsot an entire year getting paid to stay home gaming, wanking and shitposting without any social stigma to be a normoid
>>215261848what the fuck is the guy recordings accent sounds irish/african/english
>>215261807might happen anyway without it when she raises taxes yet again later this year
>>215261850i said director of war but its actuall secretary of war !!
>>215261859LOL
argentina seems like a cool country although its pretty unstable
they knew it came out of that lab, thats why they locked us down because they didnt know what the fuck it was and couldnt take any risksrorke would know this if he wasn't a dribbling invalid
Digital ID has to be the line in the sand.Once Digital ID is in place, then it's game over. It'll be required for everything. Imagine the government having an unbreakable control grid.Say something racist? Bank account frozen.Buy something the government doesn't like? Instantly arrested.Criticise Israel? Arrested.Refuse to be conscripted? Bank account frozen, arrested, sent to a concentration camp.Want to use the internet? Show your ID.Oppose immigration? Not allowed to visit a pub.Literally everything tracked. They could even put an expiration date on your moneyThe scope of this is insane. Absolutely mind boggling. Literally a system of breeding slaves forever. Honestly lads, if you don't want this, then start making preparations for the end. Start stockpiling food, start getting money out of the bank, mentally accept that you are already dead if Digital ID goes through so fight like hell
>>215261911ooscr
>>215261923Um that's a deboonked conspiracy theory sweaty
>>215261745Not hard to keep a bit around. I probably have a few thousand lying around in my wallet and trousers pockets but really it's such a trivial amount that it's like pocket change to me.
>>215261745Got £35 in my wallet right now uwu and $120 left over from a holiday :3
i trust the sciencei trust the datai trust the professionalsyes i am vaccinatedyes i will download my digital ID cardyes i will do whatever you say master oh yeh spank my fucking arse like the filthy pig i am
If any of you still use a delivery service at this point you are a traitor and need to be disposed off
only incels should be forced to have a digital ID. they should be monitored and tracked at all times
>>215261923sweden didn't lockdown are they a wasteland full of shambling blonde zombies?
>>215261902White boy trying to sound like one of those black London rappers I guess
Approximately one hour until I can start the big wank
>>215261954>but really it's such a trivial amount that it's like pocket change to me.A fellow Bigham's enjoyer I see
>>215261983no but swedes are autistic as fuck and socially distance anyway
i am going to have a glass of red wine. toil be damned.
>>215261995Well said
>>215261966government studies suggest kier starmer's boot leather prevents cancer
>>215261973traitor to what?
gutter oil and rancid borscht slime all over this thread
>4chan going to be banned>Digital ID >CBDC The jewish rulers are going all outSure does look like preparing for conscription
>>215261866Why do you hate our freedom so much we’ll never have a king
*head wobbles into the thread*
was gonna go shop but I tried a few outfits on and looked ugly in all of them so changed my mind and will be getting a delivery
rorke applying for a BNWO porn licence
Igbo nationalism on the rise
So is gutter oil actually oil from shit?
This shit is boring Get the pure satire posted
>>215262036conscripting to fight who?protip: dont say a country with nukes
>>215262073
how are we all going to identify each other when we get drafted for war lads, maybe we can do a secret handshake
I’m thinking of starting a moving company called urban moving systems what do you think
>>215262088This is sus
>>215261923>they only lied to protect us, so only dribbling invalids wouldn't trust them
>>215262088Kawaii desu
:skull::skull:
>>215262088cantona visibly unhappy with their canoodling
>it's the year 2027>state mandated digital id is enforced by the ai bots>the nationalists tried to fight back>now they are all dead except one man>rorke, rorke stands alone
>>215262088afghans are so obsessed with shagging little boys that people in the puppet government we set up there would refuse to even work as a policeman if they werent given a boyThe taliban put a stop to that
>>215262106they lied because china has the worlds economy by the balls
i wanna fuck my computer, no one else in the world knows me better
>>215262136This is western propaganda pedophilia is a white boy thingMuslim dudes are straight af
>>215262157since I'm text on your computer screen does that mean you want to fuck me (this post)
Guys just think how much better the government would be at controlling mass immigration and rape gangs if they could deploy an army of cyborgs onto the streets of Britain who can legally shoot anyone they want
>>215262087RussiaWhy not? Both are controlled by J___. They want to wipe out Whites
Shrieking in pleasure as I close my laptop onto my erect penis
>>215262157pop your willard in the usbc port then lad
>>215262108People agreed with him that it would be attempted eventually, but he said it was a good thing and there was understandable disagreement over that.
Hmm
>>215262163How old was Mohammed's wife again? I always forget
and the latest from loftypol?
>an island nation separate from the mainland with only one tunnel connecting ithmmm must be hard to keep out those foreignersonly digital ID can do this
Welcome Welcome to the United KingdomYou have chosen or been chosen to relocate here
Why is Heatherpaedo so upset about the digital ID?
you love to see it
>>215262302Have you seen the boats they use? They float and everything. Good job the Nazis had nothing like that in their navy.
ATTENTION RESIDENTSMISCOUNT DETECTED IN YOUR BLOCK
>>215262297Redpill me on the tory outpost in scotland
>>215260033He loves it
>>215262297Right so there we go. That's all the info we need. All the immigrants can leave the reform bits and go literally anywhere else, and everybody is happy. End of.
LEGALISE CYBERPSYCHOSIS
>>215262348you do indeed
how tf do you even spend umtokens
>>215262348That was from June, it's all reform now
Welsh areas in Wales = PlaidEnglish areas in Wales = reform Makes you think
>>215262405Alri mr land
charlie big UMs
In the book 1985 the government sells off the country to rich arabs and the police/military act as enforcers for the Islamic regime. The main character sells off his daughter to a sheik whilst the country erupts in a civil war.
rorke: stop illegal immigrantsalso rorke: nooooo not like that!there's just no pleasing him
>>215262432Agreed, lets pull all the blackest niggers and most inbred pakis in north and central ales since they love them so much
>>215262297West cheshire is labour? Weird
>>215262460What?
>>215262432>>215262348>>215262297It's interesting how it basically aligns with the Principality of Wales vs the marches
Meltdown
>>215262348why does it look like someone in a hat pointing a gun
>>215262297where is jezbollah
what is a libdem voter?
>>215262460Wee english cuck meltie
>>215262531Lol
>>215262449IIRC Charles III seizes control of the government at the end
>>215262449is that the sequel to 1984 then
make the fucking new then
>>215262602>>215262602>>215262602New
>>215262584Yeah I just read the wiki. Weird.>>215262589It's like a tribute to it
>>215262594you make it lazy bastard I already made this one
>>215262499I don’t see it
jocks interjecting their bizzare made up ebonics into english sentences always makes me cringe
