Not getting on the beers tonight edition
Where's Canslord?
>>215262548middle class person from the south that wants to vote left but thinks that labour is still for coal miners only
>>215262602Reckon his PR folks insisted he gets a bit tipsy for that pic?
Digital IDs will allow the government to know everything you do essentially.Right now, if you have to show ID, you simply pull out a driving license, show the person, maybe they take a picture of it and then you're good to go.With digital ID to show your ID you'll need to open an app, and then the other person will open their app and then scan your ID which will ping the government. Now the government know your ID was pinged and why it was pinged.Over time this allows the government to build a profile on you and what you're doing. You can also guarantee once it is introduced, the requirement to show ID will be massively increased. You will need to show your ID to do anything, and then the government will know everything you are doing. But hey ton
>>215262602massive hands wtf
>>215262626here
>>215262650lol thisthis and potheads who don't want to get shouted at by tories or labourites
>>215262663Oh I get you now
>>215262658What do you do for fun when you're not posting on 4chan?
>>215262663mad
>>215262723Normal guy stuff. Not complicated to grasp.
>>215262723Out shagging, playing FIFA, I cook, read, go on holiday etc. you?
why is dumb tranny faggot incel canadian so ornery today?
>>215262663i see an umbrella or mushroom
>>215262658
Fuck my femcel life spent the day waiting for this skip to arrive the guy phones saying they can do it tomorrow morning now not today fuck sake I've been done big time
>>215262659donnie dump must hate sir kier's BIG ENGLISH PAWS
>>215262602Fuck starmer, such dictator and traitor for the British.I even hate him and I am pure spanish.
>>215262785What do you mean femcel
>>215262785Will you ever post any more boob pics? x
>>215262759Yeah?Like what exactly?>>215262765Same minus the fifa and shagging and holiday
>>215262806Jose Antonio Primo de Rivera, PRESENTE!
>today
>>215262663>>215262775it also looks like a stingray
*gets my arse out*
No Diego for Graham Norton's return It's horrible He's probably too busy doing his beloved wordsearches
actual footage of this poster: >>215262806
ch-ch-ch-ch-cheers de ladshttps://youtu.be/JuG_o8KUQVc?t=212
>>215262898Why don't you go and visit him since you're clearly not busy, nor are you ever Stop spamming Go visit him Clean his arse hole with your tongue
>>215262896Wait that poster is a girl? Holy frick
>>215262898this fat smelly cunt is not interesting in the slightest you incel cunt
been very hungover and tired today so the gf's coming over after toil and bringing dinner. bit of food, bit of wine, shag, then a nice comfy sleep is on the cards. luvverly jubberly.
what are we thinking about the new geese album
>>215262948heard the single, yeah, not bad
Still look really good for my age at 31When does that change?Maybe I’m asking the wrong people since brits get walled at 24
My little man
>>215262948very sad to hear the band got eaten by pakis :(
>>215262998Looks like that nazi guy
>>215262896>Falange flagBASADO
>>215262998omg hiii you look like hitler :3
>>215262968listen to the final track off the album its a banger
>>215262998pure shagmeat
>>215262998That thing is the sole witness to your existence so make sure you look after it
>>215263041White people ladies and gentlemen
do people actually like bladee or is it an abstract gimmick that im too old to understand
>>215262998Sir Adolf Catler
>>215263041um
>>215263041whoops meant for >>215262896 x
>>215262998he looks like he has the final solution for dogs
some unnecessarily aggressive posts itt x
>>215263044
>>215263073i like bladee
matched with an outrageously fit bird on bumble. she will never message and is due to vanish forever in approximately 23 hours. dreadful app really.
>>215263081>not kitlerone job
Got me new IEMs and me new DAC today, currently listening to some lossless music on Spotify to test them x
Reaching the point in my inceldom that seeing other people be happy puts me in an awful mood
>IEMOh no no no
>>215263137Incel is not real just go talk to women
>>215263073they like it for the aesthetic, for the music they psyop themselves until they think its good
Always feel so low in energy team currently lying in bed with duvet on me as I feel a bit cold
>>215263111serves you right for using a simp app
what job can i get lads that doesnt require a degree but is still intellectually stimulating
>>215263097got that same scratchpost. catberg has never once scratched on it and tears the sofa to bits instead.
>>215263137Don't take it out on others, take it out on yourself. You are the freak that no-one likes.
been invited to my mates wedding next year
>>215263111met my gf on bumble, lied and told her i was new to online dating after getting out of a 4 year relationship (not true i was on tinder shagging scruffs) she bought it too aha
>>215263165End your pathetic life you paedo man freak
>>215263117You have Spotify lossless? It isn’t showing for me yet
>>215263168numbers game m8 you're a fool if you don't spread yourself about
guys sharing food with each is gay
>>215263117can't hear any difference me
>>215262998>>215263097Based catberg
>>215262998Give him a kiss for me
>>215263220good post
>>215263220psc ianf
>>215263220You’re not supposed to use that word
>>215263205Yes lad, had it for a few days now and assumed everyone did. When I upgraded to iOS 26 Spotify updated as well and I had it>>215263239Might be your setup lad. If you’re using wireless earphones for example you might not notice a difference, try IEMs
>>215263097Heil Kitler
>>215263239Outside of range of detection for human ears Purely for pretentious hipsters
>>215263271state of this consumer slug freak
>>215263267its ok i gave him permission
>>215263210im already on tinder and hinge what more do you want
>>215263271Can you tell the difference between high quality and Spotify and lossless then? Heard some people say they can’t
>>215263271I've got professional monitor headphones, no difference in streamed music just feels like a gimmick. was the same when I tried tidal which already did it
>>215263318Have you tried not being obese?
>>215263318bumble you FAT FUCKING MORON that's literally what we're talking about
Absolutely hate toil, might not do it any more
>>215263220scrom
>>215263370i like my job i recommend it
The wogs are going homeThe trannys are going back to the asylumsThe scroungers will be sent to poorhousesLondon will become British againCrime will be illegal againIt's finally overWe won
>>215263301For having a pair of earphones? Alri>>215263323Yeah I can for sure, there’s a lot more fidelity and clarity and the soundstage feels wider, can hear more individuality in the instruments etc>>215263337Really? Difference was pretty clear for me but I’ve never tried Spotify. I have a load of FLACs on a hard drive as well from slsk that I can really tell the difference with
>>215263370t. guy from office space haha
im a virgin
>>215263165hypothyroidism
Act your wage !
https://petitionmap.unboxedconsulting.com/?petition=730194
>>215263339>>215263356not fat. don't need pathetic apps that are even more tilted towards women
>>215263406Farage is unironically the greatest politician ever, how the fuck has he managed it really
>>215263413Me? I just have a pair of 3 year old airpods and they do me just fine
>>215263406what sort of utter drip votes lib dem
>>215263458he’s a liberal
>>215263440John McAfee's decomposed arm rising up through his unmarked grave and grabbing my mouse before I click this
>>215263406Oh yeah? Is Nigel “I’ve done more to defeat the far right in Britain than anyone else” Farage gonna do all that is he?
ddue just update to ios 16.23.221.1 and buy these 1000000£ headphones and buy a £50 monthly subscription bro i promise you will hear audio a bit better than before or maybe you wont
vote for nooneconcede your vote
We need HITLER
>>215262602What an ugly inbred jewess
dogs dying let me just whip out the phone for a quick selfie and pull a face so it looks like I’m crying yet my eyes are dry
>>215263406Nah. When it gets to election season the msm will start revving up the labour-libdem propaganda machine. Reform will be bogged down in a scandal no-one really gives a shit. The Tories will boot out Kemi and put a Blairite full of hot air at the helm and win over the pensioner vote with promises they have no intention of carrying out. You just know that’s what’ll happen.
Incels are a menace to society and they need locking up indefinitely They will not change their ways due to their hideous faces and dull personalities
DC and emphatically VR
>>215263176I physically pick up my cat and put him at the scratching post when he does that, he knows
>>215263494turbo rorke can't understand biding time and not alienating anyone left of hitlermany such cases!
>>215263446Yeah what you really need is a gym membership lad aha xx
>>215263462I have the AirPods Pro 2 as well and they were significantly more expensive than my IEM and DAC combined ha, they’re good little pieces of kit too >>215263505I pay a fiver a month and my headphones were 30 quid but go off king x
>>215263516
>>215263516From your lips to God's ears
>>215263465People who don’t like Labour or The Tories but who are too spineless to seek actual change or progress.
>>215263587He put the pound sign after the number so he's clearly some VPN cunt
zesty whiteboys from the south island
Unless you do a blind test you can't say whether you can hear the difference between high bitrate lossy and lossless media It's virtually guaranteed you're listening to music that is poorly recorded and mastered anyway so who gives a shit
>>215263549Yeah? And when Farage is just as much of a failure and people decide they’re never going to trust a right-wing politician again then what?
>1000000£FOY
>>215263635Civil War
i have 919559995915165698156 dollars in my bank account
Unless you do a blind test you can't say whether you can hear the difference between high bitrate lossy and lossless media(reddit space(double reddit space)It's virtually guaranteed you're listening to music that is poorly recorded and mastered anyway so who gives a shit
>>215263633t. hearinglet
*rolls up on a vespa*do you want number one sucky
She wants a man who eats 3 chicken mayos from McDonalds with sweet and source sauce and washes it down with a Dr Pepper he bought for 49p from Home Bargain
For me it's Carla Denyer's unshaven minge
>>215263668bet you can't pronounce that number
Virgin and emphatically Freak
>>215263663
Ummm but Stephen Yaxley Lennon told me sadiq khan was apart of isis and bringing in sharia law in London
don't care if you can't hear the differenceI can so I do what I wantIf you have a problem with it then get the fuck out of my country you foren cunt
Any bulbous penis lovers in
changed my whatsapp pfp to a pic of me and my brother in corfu during his wedding and the gfs sister messaged me 'looking handsome' with the tongue out emojidont know what to say without getting myself in trouble but i would like to shag her
setting toilet rolls on fire and throwing them through your window at night
>source sauce
hitting the sieg heil and praising hitler
>>215263458Think it's mostly down to every other politician being an utter fucking clown
>>215263682NopeIf you're streaming music and listening on headphones (lol, lmao even) there's no reason to listen to lossless
if you called a male a virgin anytime before the last hundred years people would think you're daft
>>215263716Post proof right now of the message. You won’t because you just made it up on the spot. What a weird fucking life you’ve got
We at /brit/ congratulate Poleaboo on his induction into the WWE Hall of Fame.
>>215263753objectively wrong
>>215263768
>>215263716DON'T do anything whatever you doDON'T get super drunk and start flirting with herIf you love the gf then stand down, soldier
If Rayner ever wants to escape the limelight and the hateful far-right she is welcomed in my abode
>>215263768this makes me hear music in my head
>>215262602
quietly poo roaring to myself
rorke life a movie x
Genuinely amazing how we were born at the absolute worst time in human history.Why couldn't I have been born in 1920 and served in the Waffen-SS?
>>215263750Music sounding incredible is a pretty good reason to me but ok
>>215262658>Digital IDs will allow the government to know everything you do essentially.They can already request that thoughbeitevermore
Me? Ordering alcohol off the Uber Eats because I'm a lonely virgin NEETicus virgicus freakazoid
>>215263822only time a woman other than your fat mother will ever come to your bedroom door
>>215263668noine hundred nineteen sextillion, five hundred fifty-nine quintillion, nine hundred ninety-five quadrillion, nine hundred fifteen trillion, one hundred sixty-five billion, six hundred ninety-eight million, one hundred fifty-six dollarydoos??TOBIAS? DID YOU ACCEPT A SIX-HOUR COLLECT CALL FROM THE STOITES?
>>215263775Do you think he drafts them and keeps a list for posts to make when he's bored?I seriously doubt he's coming up with these inane lies on the spot
>>215263750hahafunny
want to play a pokemon game but the last time i tried to play a pokemon game it felt like such a fucking slog. they're so slow by modern standards. it's a shame the pokemon team dont just make a good game.
burnt ma fuckin fingers
>>215263716Not worth it lad. Have a wank, I beg you.
Why on earth do you keep posting like this?It's annoying me not going to lie.
>>215263853It's placeboDo a blind test and you'll see you cannot tell the difference You won't though
wi peepo do be trippin fr
>>215263900>the pokemon teamthey ArecalledGame FreakOk ..
>>215263900any time i play a pokemon game it's a romhack where i can speed up the emulation to go through all the boring tedious partsid rather die than sit there at normal speed for most of it
>>215263902Rorke with his single bee pushed against the wall of his childhood bedroom
>>215263871Kek I loved this episode, bet Aussies were screaming and chortling for ages over it x
got a very spiteful personality me. do a lot of things just to hurt people emotionally as a means of taking back control after i've let myself down in some way or made a mistake. very very unpleasant person, me. not mentally well, methinks.
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>>215263953It's time to heal x
rorkes autmn look
>>215263859why would his bedroom door open to the driveway?
>>215263902Well that's you done then
Charlie Veitch auditing himself sucking a bloke off so he won't get beaten up
>>215263957evil bradders
>>215263953Just kill yourself dude
>>215263913Already have done and can. Sorry that you can’t.
>>215263953*starts wanking you off*
>>215263884I genuinely think he just posts them as soon as they pop into his head
Omds Spaino has you all on ropes lmfao
>>215263458Well it's not really hard when your electorate are mostly brain-damaged half-irish mutts or some shade of brown
>>215263900Been playing through them all in order and collecting one of every Pokemon as I play, pretty fun.Play Platinum, it's my favourite and it'll be your favourite too
>>215263859Sad projection
>>215263953Stop taking it out on others and commit all harm to yourself. No-one else minds that at all. Get a move on!
>>215263977That's a nice outfit
>>215264023Oh, you’re heatherpaedo
>>215263938Nasty
>>215264029started doing this in the form of gym-going. my form of self-harm is running til i nearly die.
>>215263953my dad's like that he said he will always try and find one bad thing about a person and use that to define them it's quite disconcerting but as you said i thin kit is him feeling control as he was probably ''d as a kid
Personally i think we should round up and kill every farage voting evil incel bastard
>>215263900Gen 2-5 are the only ones worth playing>>215264026Renegade Platinum is a great hack
>>215263944who do you think i am? some stupid aussie drongo? why i oughtta
>>215264062Run faster so you can die sooner
>>215264065I don't play hacks because any pokemon caught in a hack isn't legitimate in my autistic mind so I start crying and punching myself in the haed
>>215264049I can see how you'd think that haha
>>215263999>Already have done and canWhy lie?Honestly some of the hills people choose to die on in this general are so bizarre and pointless Enjoy your cheap Chinese earrape devices I guess
p h w o a rhwoar
Gf wants to go to Iceland to visit that Blue Lagoon place and go whale watching. Any of you lads been? Is it any good?Might get it booked
>>215264063Ever shag him up the arse?
>>215264121yummy
rorke drinking a herbal tea and looking for cashmere knitwear on ebay
>>215264121You've got 1 hour to eat this and win a million poundsWho you bringing to help
>>215264063wasnt nonced myself. pretty sure mine is just a result of being anxious and autistic. for me it's just about hurting people who hurt me, even if its the mildest thing possible. like an ex-proto-gf texting me once after a year of not talking and i said "who's this?" because I knew her biggest fear was us drifting apart and me forgetting about her. i did it purely to hurt her because our relationship didn't pan out (through my own fault). it's easier to hurt others than to admit your own shortcomings are the reason for your failures in life.
>>215264152brits love beige shitebeige foodbeige womenbeige wallseverythings beige with you freaks
It’s all black rights and gay rights What about Aryan rights? Hmm?
>>215263871ROAAAAARING
I'm off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5B1fKByIscrorke shaking boney shii to this whiteboy style
>>215264156leftypol sat behind him and mincely tuts and points at the screen and says "ooo buy that one"
>>215264149aye, they do good cheap chicken strips there. kerry katona was right all along.
>>215264119Was you who started a bizarre argument claiming to know what I could and couldn’t hear but alri x
>>215264200
>>215264121Working class feast
any of you lads have a fleshlight? does it say fleshlight on the lid?reason i ask is i was using mine when steaming and can't find the lid. don't care if its a random generic lid and a flatmate finds it but a bit suss if it actually says fleshlight on it as they will know i am the coomer
>>215264204too right mate, can smell you from here!!!
>>215264232What are you listening to anyway?
Just had a wank over the ex
>>215264268I don't agree
>>215264239stop being a snooty cunt that is peng scran
is dtfic really having a melty because somebody has better hearing than him? am i reading this right?
why is 190 larping as a nazi now
>>215264240why don't you just get a fucking gf you FREAK
any Aryan Beasts in?
>>215264271Sorry Sophie
>>215264276Attempting to offset the years of gay cuck posting
>>215263983poor form, sorry just goes to show that "auditor" channel watchers are low IQ
>>215264240it says WILLY WANKING TOOL LID TO KEEP THE CUM IN FOR SAD GOONING WEIRDO i believe
>>215264288Me
>>215264268ever shag her up the arse?
did you know in America you cannot suffer
>>215264329
>>215264275Yes, that's right But it's not because he has better hearing than me, it's because he's lying about itI can't stand liars
imagine having a disgusting toad of a roomate jerk off with a sex toy drunk only for you to find a part of it just somewhere randomabsolutely rovelting
Visit America!
>>215264343The Pacific Northwest...The fortress of the White man...
>>215263702Rorke BTFO
and whiteys on the moon
>>215264352mmmm monke
The Simpcord is working on creating an official dance for /brit/
I don't respond to people's messages anymore I don't dislkie them I jsut cba like how are you all that shite
>>215264352very businesslike chimp that. got moves to make, barely has time to feed his tortoise some apple.
>>215264252Human League atm
>>215264382>and whiteys on the moonImagine what we could achieve with a White planet.
>>215263702jizya tax more like jizzing tax
>>215264407this poster is a yank on a VPN
>>215264421Very goodEnjoy
>>215264121I'd eat one of those burgers but not all of them because that would clog up my arteries
>>215264343imagine stealth camping here in your truck while it rains outside and you're wanking yourself raw in your sleeping bag
>>215262861>>215262896BASED.
>>215264474Okay, I'm imagining it Now what?
>>215264435yeah? I thoought vpn ips were banned
I miss him. Wonder what he would say about Billy from the Game Chaser's passing.
>>215264498now imagine im jerking you off :3
>>215264359I've seen something like this happening irl. One of them pulled out a gun. Fortunately the police showed up and restored order.
>>215264343It's insane how beautiful that place is and how utterly vile the UK is. America is wasted on Americans.
>>215264435seems he actually isbased noticer
Reading about what the united states did to the Philippines Why are we so evil?
>>215264524OWO
>>215264343Could be there in an hour x
I've got an opinion but I won't be sharing it so...
I'm not a yank you retards
>>215264526saw a mentally ill black homeless man shit in public the first time i was in america
>>215264560>>215264560:D ! win!!
>>215264539Move to beautiful British Columbia
watching PORN
>>215264592did anyone ask you if you shagged him up the arse?
>>215264500wtf is that cat
performing a set in landan tomorrow night wheres my late night steppers @
>Soldier Andrew K. Weir’s letter of April 10, 1901, reveals the unspeakable cruelties of U.S. troops. As eyewitness, he describes torturing a captured Filipino stripped naked and mercilessly whipped and beaten till lying on the ground. They kicked him, hoisted him by thumbs, bound his ankles, then yanked his feet from the ground. >The same witness accuses superiors of other dreadful methods against prisoners. He describes among other things cutting a skin strip from the leg, fastening it to wood, and rolling to rip all flesh over the shinbone. He adds how an old man was submerged under water till unconscious and lastly how people were often bound by meters of rope to a horse spurred to gallop. The tied victim naturally fell and was dragged behind the horse.We are barbarians plain and simple
>>215264626What's that stand for?
>>215264491We will win, comrade.
pooing
>>215264539Oh my god dude is that some trees and some elevated terrain I'm finna bust no cap
>>215264500i can hear his skidoodling
Lads flatmate broke his leg so we're staying in and getting high and watching a filmAny recommendations? Sincere ones please no Kidulthood (2006)
>>215264667Yes. Sorry there's not enough concrete slabs filled with biomass for you.
>The water cure was to be seen as the worst torture, applied in countless cases to the unfortunate Filipinos. We will limit ourselves to reproducing an excerpt from the New York Evening Post of April 8, 1902: >The water cure is pure hell. The native is thrown to the ground, arms and legs bound, but the head slightly raised to facilitate pouring in water. Trying to keep the mouth closed is useless. A bamboo stick or nose punch is a good remedy against it. Now the water is poured in, which he must swallow if he doesn’t want to suffocate. A gallon—about 4.5 liters of water—is a lot, but a second and third follow. The victim believes he must burst—that is a mistake. The fourth and fifth gallon is funneled into him. One can’t imagine how the body looks after that. In this state, speaking is impossible, so the water must be pressed out again. Sometimes it happens naturally, but sometimes we help along. We jump on the guys to make it go fast—a very young soldier told me with a smile. How often this cure is applied, no one knows—a sergeant had experienced it between two and three hundred times, and some natives were tortured two or three times this way before they were made to speak.
>>215264657When are you gonna start cuck posting again?I've got an appointment soon and don't want to miss it
my little ketchup fae (but with red hair)
>>215264636he's styling on these freaks
>>215264688con air
>>215264614They won’t let me I’m not Indian
>>215264701What’s the appointment?
>>215264651>stripped naked and mercilessly whipped and beaten till lying on the groundsounds like a nice friday evening
I really love the German term "volksgenosse". Folk Comrade.Some German NS terms like Volksgemeinschaft just roll off the tongue and don't even need English versions.
>>215264644Which venue I'll come down for a dance
>>215264701>what appointment I dont care about this, cause youre one of the cuckposters
>>215264688Suck him off to make him feel better
>>215264657>America>WhiteLMAO
Trigger Rorke with one sentence, I’ll start:>we’re all fae somewhere
anyone here has a diesel macan?
>>215264688BR2049. In The Mood For Love. Fallen Angels. Predator. Revenge of the Nerds. Scooby-Doo (2002). The Way Way Back.
>>215264573>35 miles>in an hourHow fucking slow do you drive lid
>Burj Khalifa is 830m>The Jeddah Tower, expected to finish construction by 2028, will be 1km higha kilometer into the skyhow mad is that
newberg>>215260016>>215260016
>>215264720Looks decent do enjoy a cheeky cage thanks>>215264759No
>>215264728Haircut >>215264756Never made a cuck post in my lifeFor me it's gay black men posting
>>215264785>>215264785
>>215264688Sumotherhood (2023)
>>215264666yank
>>215264688adulthood
need to get gangraped by a group of 19 year old women
>>215264739the camden 11pm onwards
had to drink a few mouthfuls of water this morning and pissed it out less than 10 minutes later. watergoys on the ropes
>>215264779a bunch of arabs have big tall waggly silver shapes in the desert but there's still no moonbase or UBI or robot butler
>everyone pointed and laughed at china and their social credit system>it'll never happen here, they said>you're mental, they saidI know my shithole will import thos shit because we have the worst of the third and first world. Kill me.
