Old style house edish
This isn’t a golliwog edish :(
anybody (female) fancy sucking me off?
watching welcome to the nhk
17% of people have been prescribed antidepressants in the UKif that isn't evil then i don't know what isfucking addicts!!!!
might fucking kill myself lol
>>215271145why don’t they make houses for people in this nice style why must the average person live in an ugly flat square brick house at least make it look nice
got a 16 inch chicken pizza on the way>got something that's 16 inches for yo-*instantly drops to my knees and looks up at you*
I don't want Farage to sell the NHS I don't have a spare £500 a month to spend on health insurance
>>215271179good show thatjust a little glimpse into my ill mind x
>>215271145Lovely edition
>>215271185dont, /brit/ will be sad
>yanks ACTUALLY eat raw ramen its not a meme nonwhite behaviour in the mixing pot... theyre not white
x4 lush
>>215271218£500 a month is insane. thats like 470 grams of morphine and 2 doctors appointments a month
Britons destroyed Germany for THIS!
>>215271225it is actually mad how woggified american whites are. they borrow so many mannerisms from american blacks
>>215271185stay chipper
>>215271215Cost. Also tradies nowadays don't know how to build anything that's not a square box with tiny windows and tarmac everywhere.
>>215271042And realistically what would you like to do to get white people having kids? Do you want kier starmer to go to every house and poke holes in condoms?
>>215271262i'm not fucking working
>>215271225what exactly do you mean by raw ramen? they eat dry noodles? the actual pot with the seasoning and everything? surely not
>>215271262it's not mandatory
Andy Burnham will annihilate Farage, mark my words
just want to say my barber is a top top bloke, would love to be mates with him and get on the beers with him
YOU JUST NEED BALLS
>>215271266they’re not even 90+% genetically european, most have some african latino or native admixture except for the ones from the northeast kek
>>215271279give me a government assigned fit ukrainian bird whos fella got blown up by a drone in some east ukrainian field and in return i can fill her with babies, simple as
i want to be a woman so bad
Leader of the Conservative Party, Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch
>>215271262>working adults>working Kek wagies raped again!
farting up a storm over here
>>215271327Burnham has fucked it with all that media attention yesterday. Fell for it like a proper mug he did, Farage would have him for breakfast mate.
>>215271350why
>>215271362mental how if you posted this on twitter you'd likely get arrested
if you take ssris at all and act happy around me you will be decked
>>215271306It is if you want>a job>healthcare>travel>voting
>>215271362
>>215271327100% agree except instead of Burnham it will be Zack Polanski
>>215271343Ah so nothing can actually be done then thanks for confirming that.
rorke's pov after he does a racism
>>215271379Did he yeah?
>>215271387this is not based o chad behaviour
>>215271380they're pretty
>>215271387:)
>>215271412He sure did. Absolutely zero chance of him taking over.
we live in a society where you are ENCOURAGED to take ssris if you have negative emotionsthat is laughable, painful and an insult to your neurobiology
>>215271380not her but it's because I'm gay but it's a massive cope with not being female
>>215271337He’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich he’s got to be rich
>>215271276why cant they teach them better and spend a bit more money on making your country look nicehope all deanoboxes are knocked down eventually
Sir Veilance State
Please listen to "Star Eyes" the new single from Magdalena Bayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFp_DAQA-o4
luke lidler
I just want to be injected with SSRIs by a girl in a loving relationship, but NOT HRT
>got match on hinge>first one in weeks>only matched me so she and her mate could take the piss out of me for being ugly:/
>>215271438Screenshotted this :^)
>>215271495Why you on the apps if you’re ugly?
I was fooled by the old /brit/
people are horrible
gfberg not been sending me many messages or reels recentlythink its over desu
>>215271523SOPHIE NOOOOOOOOO
>>215271496Good lad. Print it out and stick it on your fridge as a daily reminder x
>>215271524if they don't like it maybe they should simply just go home
i’m the most boring cunt who ever lived. insomniacs should hire me to put them to sleep
>>215271525probably bouncing on jumanji jungle bbc
>>215271518there's ugly birds out there too
>>215271451he does have an air of boris about him
>>215271518Genuine question how are you supposed to know if you’re ugly
British Pop band Atomic Kitten (L to R) Jenny Frost, Natasha Hamilton and Liz McClarnon pose for photographers February 28, 2002 during the launch of the new MG touring race car in Birmingham (2002)
>>215271518didn't think I was ugly, just average
Me and the lads at the /brit/ meet up earlier
>>215271574get them blacked
well said
surgery is that good? They'd rather hire 40 somethings than 20 year olds? IMO the zoomers are just shit and too annoying to work with
>>215271524
lots of things I should of done in this house
>>215271576U G L Y you ain’t got not no alibi
need to get the scran on soon lest i'll be too steaming and the takeaway jew will come calling
>>215271561if you have to ask that question you definitely are
https://youtu.be/AmKRGEpOQr0?t=198ngl rap music is in a weird place rn frfr
>>215271225used to eat that as a kid its yum as
>>215271592the middle one is already black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnrBMwHqT4w
just about spilt my cuppa
my little pumpkin loves this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTReI2BKwPQ
>>215271651honestly can't believe people listen to that stupid fucking robot voice shit, it sounded good on that one kanye album like 15 years ago
>>215271649But how I’ve never approached a woman before or been on any apps I barely even interact with women or people in general. I have no social life whatsoever so how can you say for sure
there’s this british guy on tic tok who makes insanely good looking food but he’s reddit
Game of Thrones? More like Bag of Shite
dunno why you would care about being ugly if you're a man unless of course you're like actually hideous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlgmH5q9uNk
how saggy are your balls ladsme? I’d say medium sag, around average
Toil on the morrow
going to canada in november
>>215271730It matters on the apps, which was the point
My testosterone test kit arrives tomorrow then when I get the results from that I will know whether or not to kill myself
Nigger, NiggerI'm callin' my opps NiggerThey better not play with me, NiggerI sleep with the K with me, NiggerSome bad shit lay with me, NiggerMy kids, they straight, you NiggerI'm not fake, you NiggerBlack diamonds today, I'm a NiggerNigger, NiggerI'm callin' my opps NiggerNigger, NiggerI'm callin' my opps Nigger
y'all remember these plates
is smithy from gavin and stacey ugly?my mates called me smithy because apparently I used to look like him shaved my head now though as the norwood reaper's after me though
>>215271279incentives, financial support, housing support, childcare support, replace all the 'diversity is our strength' attempts at manufacturing consent for mass immigration with pro-natal messagingpoliticians can figure out the details, and they will when they no longer have the scapegoat of importing infinity indians
>>215271773my little low test umpkin :3
>>215271766Does it not matter with women in real life too?
>>215271754junkies and indians, you could get that here
>>215271802not ugly just fat
>>215271802bit of a fat cunt, mate?
my new hairline awaits me in TURKIYE!
>>215271816Not nearly as much
I'M GONNA RAPE THIS DAAAAAAAAAY
>>215271835yes i love foodcooking iteating itsmelling it
Came to a bar to see a band. They were supposed to start at 8pm. It's almost 9 and I'm just stood here by myself while a full pub converses.
>>215271428
Days after janny applications open up the board is being over moderated againGot a fucking warning for talking about migrants eating swansHow is discussing the cultural traits of migrants inside Britain and how third worlders see wildlife differently to first worlders not relevant to a culture boardWhat the fuck is into meant to be just poo postingI didn't even use slurs but if we just get banned for everything now I may as well just go about saying nigger every other word dumb like paki cock loving third world fellating communist janny retard
>>215271860fair doos
>>215271843Swear?
rorkes da getting the jail for racially abusing david lammy over twitter
need to find a sonic the hedgehog 2 playthrough with no super sonic usagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfTPdOXdJE4ah there we go
Eating some beef jerkiye
>>215271860ktim, big fat bastard i am x
>>215271262need to change political systemit aint right
playing Nine Sols
can't wait for my tea tomorrowmy saturday tea is always elite
my top 5 favourite secrets in level 2 of Bubsy 3D
>>215271888Ok, pubes
Just seen 3 little birds sit by my doorstep
>>215271890tbf he is a retarded vantablack nigger with an IQ lower than his BMI with rorkes da on this one
Oh yeahI forgotBrits will have to pay for facebook
grating pecorino directly into my mouth
>>215271805How do you know I haven’t even done the test yet
>>215271925I know that’s spastic love
three little birdssat on my windowand they told me i dont need to worryx
>>215271947oh yeah that social media site that no cunt has used in 10 years
>>215271947who the fuck uses facebook nowadays
>>215271869Corrrrrrrr
>>215271947If you are using fagbook in 2025 you're a retarded goycattle pleb anyway
nth for the gyaldem
>>215271945scr
wdym I use facebook and instagram every single day
>my mates called me smithy because apparently I used to look like him
>>215272010rpbl
It's not my fault I'm a complete and utter fuck up I promise
>>215272005Are alex
Remember wanking to Stacey from Gavin and Stacey’s nudes
that post wasnt me
>>215271885>How is discussing the cultural traits of migrants inside Britain and how third worlders see wildlife differently to first worlders not relevant to a culture boarddo realised not a lot of thirdies like animals at all. does this change after a few generations or integration?
>>215271947mum's gonna be fuming
saw someone I went to school with who was a hot twink and now he's baldused to wank like mad to him and steal his underwear and stuff. mad
'kizza and kebab - ORDEREDlush times await x
>>215272107*takes off my rasta hat*bumbaclaaaaaaaart.....
>>215272135catoberge be acting out
>>215272135WTF is this real?
>>215272135Haha! Mad the things folk teach their pets these days
Think of the funniest /Brit/ posts you've ever made or replied toWhen Keir's Starmtroopers come for you and they get read out in court do you reckon you'll be able to keep yourself from laughing
Book your next vacation in the USA!
>>215272107>used to wank like mad to him and steal his underwear and stuff. mad
I enjoyed seeing which of my school friends went bald when I logged in after 10 yearsme? still fresh faced and thick locks x
>>215272166all of my posts are inane blogs about my life
catberg got me acting unwise
>>215271428>>215271869CORRRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEM
>>215272185Is this the royal rumble?
>>215272185mad how realistic GTA6 looks
rah braaaazzy
rushia really married this guy?
>>215272088Integration doesn't existNiggers aren't human and Muslims are inbred protohumans that believe a perfe t man fucked 7-9 year old kids they cannot exist in polite society
>>215272197Must be drowning in fanny then?
>>215272240Must be why they call them queens
>>215272185blow the horn gimli
>>215272273this is the post
just got off the phone with soogs she said she's gonna do a fuck a fan thing and she's picked me she's on her way to the gaff right now wish me luck
>>215272185I hate niggers so much
>>215272290youre gonna get scammed
can someone whack my neighbour and wrap him in a carpet and throw him off a bridge please thanks
so ssris actually turn you gay too lol
not quite Autumnal here yet and I still need the fan on to fall asleep but worse still it's too hot for my fall fashion arc to begin
>>215272290She lives in America like every beautiful or successful person
>>215272334nah
Gyaldem dissing Triss on stream, 'kin state. She mogs Yennifer>>215272256Huh? TIL. All I know is that she was in an unhappy marriage and they bother were seeing other people
>>215272278i'm a one fanny man, my gf's is the last one i'll ever see x
>>215272355alright you thick cunt ever heard of AIR TRAVEL
apparently the villagers at the start of borat had no idea what they were filming for and sued when they saw the film cause they got called nonces and all sorts
arse is in a right state
>>215272361because it makes your genitals numb so you seek out being a good little gay bottom instead :) :) :)
>>215272390ktim got the shits you see
edible has kicked in now02:16:58
99% of British sitcoms are Eton boys mocking the working class. The only reason it works is because the working class are self-deprecating, so they don't see these attacks as the attacks that they are, but as relatable experiences
>>215272421stfu you povvo runt
>>215272399womens genitals maybe and idk how many
turn an Eton boy to an Eton mess when I bum him or something
>>215272407did you have your tea before eating it?
>>215272185Kek the skinny blonde lady is punching the shit out of the fat black bitch
>>215272256married? i thought she was just fucking some guy
my make a wish would be michelle alter fuck a fan
Yer maw pokes herself to Shadow from Gladiators
Can't tell if the toilfu is interested in me or keeping me as a pet beta orbiterI think I'm going to fail a shit test (if I haven't already) and get zoned
Thinking about Emma Watson’s bottom.
>>215272475the battle of rorke's drip
>>215272472thats a man doe
>>215272475So THIS is rorke
mad how they call shaun wallace from the chase the dark destroyer
https://youtu.be/VU97FXQBTx0me on my way to vote in the Gaza general election
>>215272475wo das ist rorkingzeit?
>>215272508LOL
>>215272508You cooked
>>215272504emma yank is ontologically evil
a carbrink popped up with daily incense (not really) but it ran away before I could mega evolve my Diancie UwU
Lads, I'm tired and still hungover from too many pints last night with the work partyI think this is the first Friday I won't be having the cans
>>215272570mousenonce
>>215272570FOY MEG
>>215272591fucking pathetic.fuck off.
>>215272570did you know diancie is actually a mutation of carbink
Think the lad from toil is mousey
>>215272553:3 :3 :3
I miss reggiedays uwu. sad
>>215272622die
>>215272522she's a woman
>>215272613carbrink is actually good though probably the most important Pokemon in this event (except auduino)
>>215272638cant be a woman with a willy mate, just not possible
alri
Wonder how many brit posters have met IRL without knowing itWe've seen poley in the wild it must have happened at some point
thoughts on his sister?
imagine how fucking weird mousenonce was at school, imagine the bizarre shit he did
And the very latest pocket monster of the day?
>>215272632
>she's a woman
>>215272632bleed
How many women jerked off to the scene where he killed himself? Asking as a straight man.
>>215272664outdated and debunked point of view
>>215272615what does he smell like
Did you really post that image just to reply to yourself exactly 60s laterYes you did
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1758916990641426.png
seriously considering anabolic steroids
>>215272672latinas
>>215272711He only ever works from home
i like mousey actuallyas far as /brit/ wonders go he's got the other cunts beat hands down
>>215272733Alex Leonidas told me not to
>>215272768mousenonce is the greatest poster in /brit/ history
>>215272672she needs white incel semen inside her
I will spend a quarter of my inheritance on MTG cards
many are saying this
FUICLONMG SCRAM ING
Embedding my cock in yesterday's socks for a mid morning wank before entering sleep mode until the AFL Grand final (go cats)
>>215272676He probably went to a special school desu
I currently am watching RoboCop (1987)
why wank into socks instead of a tissuei dont get it
Wanking
Good evening gentlemen what have i been missing out on? Got a chili cooking on and a second can of stella on the go i have.
on the crackers
mental how much fear mongering there is about cigarettes in this country when the actual official science says the average smoker loses only 10 years of life expectancy
>>215272833I like the bit when they guy who gets all melted from chemical waste gets run over and goes splat
uh
>>215272868fo190yeg
>>215272818my m8 got tickets for 2300 bux
>>215272672Phnom Peng
>>215272870strange little gay manmakes it all up
>>215272864summert wrong with you x
>>215272870dis nigga bites pillows
>>215272854because i shoot ropes
>>215272870Pass the grape scissors
Gundam trading cards: bought
honey bear :)
>>215272899No you
>>215272864code?
>>215272898>>215272899He’s gay? I just thought he was British.
>sample_fake gurowank
>>215272950Well I don’t know about this at all, Bruce
Get the alcohol orderedGet the game played all nightGet the empty void in the soul filled
>>215272894some fat old fella told me he's going for 300 so he either got scammed with fake tickets or your mate got ripped off
>>215272864Used to wank to the Simpsons ones posted on /b/
more of honey bear and less of violent pornography
o its a Dr. Josef video
>>215272990had to buy them off a reseller think he could have got them for about 500 if he bought it earlier but he bought it 2 days ago
>>215272950Whoever drew this needs to be sectioned. Along with whoever is aroused by this
Quoted the wrong post just then.
I am a niggerI am the darkest retard gorilla nigger you have ever seen
got the st vincent at the proms on
>>215273032We all saw, you should probably leave
>>215272948haha he's gone mental for the honeywhat are you like honey bear
D Kdonkey kong
The racism is too rampant and on the nose
>>215273030He did
>>215273032Low point of your 4chan career. Keep your chin up mate, you'll come back x
>>215273068This you?
>>215273085I think the nose in question doth protrude too much if you catch my drift
>>215273085post wrist
>>215273106thats cronem
>>215273082D KDonkey Kong is HERE!
>>215273106
Can tell the new lass at toil fancies me and she's single but I don't think i should shit where I eat
>>215273074she peaked over a decade ago
>>215273153buying several of this for each member of the family this christmas
>>215273074scary looking lass
>>215273153imagining some dysgenic 5'4 British copper who only joined up because he was (rightfully) bullied mercilessly by better people all his life slowly stuttering this out as he arrests everyone here for viewing offensive material online
Wog Day Afternoon
>>215273195>>215273195>>215273195
>>215273216Very specific scenario there
