the gf edition
>>215294450is she even trans?
>>215294450she is so beautiful
>she
i met a nice asian girl
>>215294450shes a fucking disgusting slut
um
Bonnie blue
more like Bonnie POO lol
>>215294450looks like we have a new queen of /brit/
Sir Bum Driller
mega lopunny would get it
>>215297763get what
Sir erm idk got nothing
nth for the holodem
>>215297779stahp
sir erm ummer
Dame Keir Starmer
anyone watching the wugger?
>>215297779NTR mogs
porn idea love/trust and wholesome
>>215297852sick fuck
>>215297862:cc
rorke is for raping
>>215294638>>215294804>>215297756>she>replying 3 timesthats an ugly bloke pretending to be a bird
too much women's sports on the telly
>>215297852Holding hands porn (fully clothed)
>>215296381does she show them off?
>>215297888they should do it naked and then i might watch
>>215297883>cc!!
>>215297887if most transster looked like her there would be no transphobia
How do I get fit and lose weight?
https://youtube.com/shorts/qIk9qI7ntI8Can you confirm you actually do that?
wish we had good fried chicken shops here that aren't paki owned
>>215297935kfc not good enough for you?
>>215297955no
>>215297955KFC went woke after they changed the name from Kentucky Fried Chicken
>>215297934it's a joke
>>215297955kfc is utter SHITE these days
>>215297955no i dont like the fact they kill chickens
the mongols graped and unalived millions of poc across eurasia
well then that's not allowed is it
utterly insane how hated starmer is, i dont think he is much worse than the tory pm's we had, it's all the same shit. mass migration, cuts to services, higher taxes, pensioners worshipped as gods
>>215298006scromiting
EAT MACDONALDS EVERY DAYMACDONALDS ON THE BUSMACDONALDS ON THE TRAINMACDONALDS EVERYWHERE DRIVING ME INSANEMACDONALDS ON MY MIND AND MACDONALDS ON MY BRAIN
>>215298040-10 Social Credits have been applied to your digital id
>>215298006Um!! xx
>>215298006howling this is me
>>215298040>>215298040much more frustrating considering that people thought he would be different for whatever reason
>>215298040He seems like a pretty nice guy who cares
scranning some live fried chicken
Rorke, the um poster and Bradley poster walk into a bar
>>215298086He may seem that way but he kills and eats babies with his satanist wife
scranning an umchicken
>>215297955tried popeyes for the first time yesterdayit's fine, better quality chicken itselfbut the spices in kfc batter is just better
umkeys going bananas x
>>215298119And the occupancy rises by 1
the umchickens have come to roost
Ten past fivington already. Dear oh dear
>>215298152hollering
>>215297887shes prettypretty slutty
/brit/'s doing that gimmick where they reply to everyone apart from me
>>215298138all comes from the same factory
>deadlift/lower body session on Saturday mornings>tired afterwards>end up monging around for the rest of the dayEvery week
Umplestiltskin x
little umoebas jittering around under the umcroscope
>>215298207wow really
>>215298201yeah, all comes from a chicken
all the lads are here
>>215298207yeah? have you tried not putting your body through immense stress?
>>215298207would genunely PT you until you fucking die if i met you
@215298194don't know what you're on about mate
umjammer lammy :3
still dont understand megas
That new Pope is a bit quiet eh? Haven't seen him commenting on anything yet
Gte your fucking willy out for Sir Keir Starmer
DTFIC trying to get in on the um gimmick
>>215298292probably busy talking to cathololics an that
>>215298290if you look in the mirror you'll see a mega virgin
>>215298238>>215298265>>215298272The (You)s are replenishing me
>>215298194Here you go babykins :3
>>215298292where his holiness does his business is his business
>>215298313
>>215298310dtfic INVENTED the um gimmick and lets us use it
Yhe Pop
>>215298065It's McDonald's you gimp
giggling that it's called an umpire
Nigger called me umc
Would love a gf and closer friends but my flat is such a pigsty that I daren't have anybody over.
>>215298207>owwhhh my poor CNS it's le so fatigued I can't do anyfwinnnggPussio, I was out til 6am on the booze and the bag after my last strongman comp Unless you're deadlifting 6pl8 for reps it's not even that hard on your neural drive anyway
I watched a 37 minute video because of an arse in the thumbnail
check um
>>215298311We're on the precipice of all out global war and he's silent
>>215298381tidy it up then
>>215298381Your task tomorrow is to clean and tidy it. If you don't, I will find you, and I will rape you
>>215298392I'm a dyel in comparison to others at the gym but deadlifts have always made me feel fucking tired.
get yourself a rugby lass
>>215298310he alternates between seething at heatherdem for any nu-gimmick and trying to take part but not quite getting it
>>215298394ktim
Well, that's my weekend sorted ahah
>>215298394Shame her face is like Super Hans from Peep Show
>>215298381ktim
>>215298433He’s trying to fit in when he does both, poor bugger. He didn’t get the nickname for no reason.
>>215298441no it isnt xxxg-oowo doesnt mean anything
>>215298439corrand she's all alone in the woods?corr
>>215298441Wing Gundam Zero Employed Woman
i make this hardi make it righti make it weti make it tight
>>215298381Mine is very clean but I have no sofa, dining table or chairs, or TV
>>215298415No you won't. You won't be entering my flat, remember?
how did he get mind raped by spainlad of all posters
>>215298477Huh?
>>215298441You're going to spend the entire weekend playing with your action figure? Zased TBQHWY!
>>215298485was nowhere to seen in the actual video, it was just a trick
>>215298426would if i could
the yank gf says she wears a shoulder holster with a sig p226 under her jacket, god that's so sexy ent it
>>215298563>dating a siggerone day she's going to blow one of them clean off
Spitting on Employed Woman’s bussy and splitting her open with my hog
>>215298563you're*
time for bed for me ^.^
vanillachocolatestrawberrylemonalright, fuck it, i like women
>>215298595you are insane
Nigger SneedFormerly alive!
>>215298563Depends if she's a looker or not mate. For all we know, she looks like Uncle Monty from Withnail and I.
>>215298595bit early ;:/
>>215298583>one of theman abo elder's head?
fucking hate having a cold me
Heathertranny turbomelty
>>215298610keep going
>youtube keeps crashingit's over
>>215298616she looks like siouxie sue with better hair
>>215298563is your gf leon kennedy
Aff tae bed x
Baaaaaf bad day to be a Modelo Especial lol
siouxing a golf ball
1
>>215298682ohhhh youre my best friendin a world we must defend
Why the fuck you boring retards always talking about me?Get a hobby ffs lmfao
>>215298643Sounds a bit frightening
Wanna try gicky gackers
would of been a good one to have my shadow 14/14/15 magneton be a magnezone (I have the correct lure)
>>215298696Spaino?
Uh oh melty
>>215298696you've mindraped the schizos ffs x
>>215298644funny you should mention that, she mentioned taking inspiration from him for her shoulder holster, also she has child-bearing hips so belt holsters are uncomfy for her
magnet
It's over Dead general
>>215298720me in my dreams every time I perceive a slight however minor or intended
Joey Ramone
I got 5 spinda today but no new patterns UwU
He’s going to punish us for him not fitting in by spamming on his pedo botnet now
/brit/ is over.I'm leaving for good.If you had a clue, you would join me.Goodbye forever.
>30 vigorCC gaming
chink in armour
>>215298784I also post on britreddit
want to open a tin of kidney beans for dinner but i need to save them now in case it all kicks off
gn
>>215298441OwO~
>>215298810only got the one tin?
the original resident evil 4 is the best third person shooter game ever made
>>215298810What’s happened lad
>>215298868he is being hunted by The Woke
>>215298850More of a Gears of War 2 man meself
No more doomscrolling for me dawg, employment’s calling my name…
>>2152988421 thing makes up a group of many things>>215298868i'm being told nothing ever happens. so nothing will ever happen to my tins of goodies.
>>215298850forgetting something?
>>215298883Are you me
>>215298906reddit loves that game
>>215298789
>>215298883never played them myself, did they differ much from the basic chest-high wall cover shooter that was standard from 2005-2015?
>>215298942a broken cock is right up my arse twice a day
FUCK ALL OF YOU>>215298942nobody loves you
buraddorii uorushu
>>215298906never played, heard it was total shite
>>215298983your mum loves me wee man
Sad nights posting their same sad jokes all day everyday. Call that a grimmick
Don't see Greg much these days...
re4 niggas be like yeah they really perfected the third person shooting in the original but the remake has better third person shooting in it
brabbit
watching a film
>>215298973They just very well made cover shooters, and just feel very satisfying to play imo. And the second one introduced more variety in the combat mechanics.
>>215299012literally me but sometimes i just lie in bed and cry
>>215299023you're not thoughstop lying on the internet
is this what white people are buying these days
cregg has the plegg and gave it to him mom
>>215299079or whatwhat will you do
>>215299082this is some shit my cousin would buy
>>215298942no we don'tbe quiet
>>215299059interesting, i enjoy third person shooter mechanics myself, maybe i'll give gears of war a retro spin
>>215299112i imagine the world for people like that is much like it was for me when i was a child and i envy them
>>215299082My gran buys me shit like this from F&M and Harrods, I love it desu. Biscuit box or some weird tea or cheeses for my birthday.
>>215299123The first one is a bit dated and clunky now, but the rest are still top notch.
Thoughts on the new Pragmata trailer?
Want to play a game, but too scared to put an hour or two in just to find out I don't like it.
So whats the master plan now that /brit/ is kill?Just play homosexual dollhouse calling yourself umball and crodie all day forever until your inevitable suicide or did you have something else in mind?
>>215299196that's ok, i know the original mass effect is clunky as fuck but im still a fan of that series
Little word of advice don’t do 90mph in heavy rain
>>215299238Are you talking to one person when you make these schizoposts?
elmo has been executed in yemen
im dtf with dtfic
>>215299247don't fucking tell me what to do
>>215299292ummy
might get some cans, thoughts?
>>215299233what game
no one undestands me
*hands you one of my homegrown tomatoes*
So where is everyone? Is there football on?
>>215299277Of course
>>215299315
fuck it, getting cans and some shit to eat
>>215299312Nah, just any game I mean.
Desperate to fit my hog in DTFIC’s 40-year-old crusty bussy x
>>215299327*mashes it up and squeezes it into my arse*
gf's 21 but looks 14
my biggest fear is everyone else growing up and leaving and me being the last man standing in /brit/
>>215294450
>>215299339it's morphine time!
>>215299379DTFIC will log on and accuse you of being heathermong
wonder how shepard went from enlisted at 18 to commanding officer of the most advanced ship in the systems alliance by the age of 29
>>215299379I'll always be here I'm more slug than man now there's no life for me outside of /brit/'s walls
Pet nigger chimping out again
>>215299371lucky man
>>215299430he sucked a lot of dick
eatsleep/brit/repeat
Where's Ziedbelg?
>>215299430He was an ardent supporter of the Israelo and proud humano-zionist
>>215299479
>>215299474ktim
mental how i recognise dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>215299446>more slug than manktim
>>215299479up heathermongs big fat bum
has spaino really given up on his belgian personality
>>215299463*sheshepard is canon female>>215299482then why did she get outcast for joining cerberus?
You arrive in the Opium fields of Tasmania
>>215299513it was never spaino
Reform are only pretending to be working class but every single policy of theirs benefits the neoliberal elitesThe working classes only vote Reform because it is the only alternative available to the neoliberal agenda (even though Reform are ultra neoliberal)I will be voting Green to push the needle to the left and hopefully Labour get rid of that Starmer mong and get someone in on the left
love smart women
Just sad looking through the National Crime Agency's database of unidentified bodiesThere's one of a woman found in Wales where they don't even have a reconstruction because her body was so unrecognisable, and no clothes but a single shoe
used to think spainlad was an elaborate troll but you can't fake how virginous he managed to come across in his posts and I think he just got bullied off of here
Kevin MacDonald was on WarStrike Episode 113 lads
Still haven't played Baldurs Gate 3 or Chivalry 2Why don't I have the motivation to play anything anymore :(I thought I'd be a gamer forever ever ever ever
>>215299589He still posts every day This thread is his entire life and that's not an exaggeration
Went to get a pun of sausages but the butcher was closed and I'm not getting a pun from Asda
have you seen the movie Life Is Sweet
>>215299566Doubt she's programming in C or C++, she's a 'software engineer' but probably works with React
>>215299610This is all in your head
>>215299610>This thread is his entire life and that's not an exaggerationmousenonce tier levels of lack of self awareness
>>215299507I can fix her
I use Linux Mint :3
>>215299633ktim
See
pasta and meatballs for tea x
Cold out
Want to play Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 but Ghost of Yotei is out next weekCan't be spending so much on games I won't play
>>215299633for me it's arch btw
>>215299619bitter little man
baba booey
saw clips of leftypol rallying in newcastle and they were singing "theres many many more of us than you" have they not seen poll numbers or what
>>215299619t. incel nocoder
Janny is a nigger! A nigger sneed!Formerly alive, he can't breed!
mr smith goes to washington
>>215299082I know what im getting my nan for Christmas
>>215299619she's the head of some of "women in stem" foundation and her job involves writing articles about discrimination in the tech industry
>>215298787Gwarn CC
>>215299683programming is easy
>>215299619What’s the difference is C and C++ only for men or something
>>215299619>>215299701incels scrambling to establish headcanon
>>215299721SIMPs doing the sameWoman making bankMen really are the problem
Do you think there’s police in this country who tax drug dealers like they do in America?
>>215299721
>>215299716They're more difficult to use
tonight's dindins
Go onPost another off topic Twitter screenshot from your incel collectionMaybe something about Israel? Or perhaps migrants?
>>215299776Dangerously based3 asahis and three mcains frozen pizzas for me so farNo I am NOT fat
>>215299757Why?
>>215299785
>>215299747Yes
>>215299747no the coppers here are too beta
>>215299776lushy
>>215299804Spiritually you are obese
>>215299804>3 asahis and three mcains frozen pizzas for me so farbizarre ratio
>C family languages are more difficult to uset. codes with a jumbo crayon
>>215299827I was working til midnight so I couldn't drink>>215299824True but if you run over enough mountains you can fight it off
Favourite Germanic rune lads?Partial to the Odal myself
I've picked this movie to watch tonight
>>215299807They are "lower level" meaning you're programming the computer by giving it instructions like where to store data in memory. The languages that anon are saying are for girls are higher level and you might write some code to draw square almost in plain english.
rorke shaking his arse to Sex Bomb
>>215299866got snake eyes on me
>>215299807Because they're lower level. To be honest you can just use a library but you have the option to manually manage memory, you also have pointers which are a bit abstract, plus all the autism that comes with using lower level APIsReact is literally like lego in comparison.
Please won't you push me for the last timeLet's scream until there's nothing leeeeft
fuuuuuakkk there’s like 750 calories in these haribos
>>215299656perfect cuddling weather
>>215299933Think of it another way: there's 1000 yummies in this Pengibos.
>>215299933eat em all up fatty
>>215299933This is you
wont lie i wish i had autism
>>215299888funny because I use C but find React projects so overengineered I always give up and use plain JS with HTML
>>215299955take paracetamol you'll get it
>>215299924Who do you think I am, George Orwell?
>>215299933Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels
New>>215299982>>215299982>>215299982
>>215299958he clearly has no idea what hes talking about
>>215299958
>>215299972Just ain’t though will I
full stack virgins
