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British actress Natalie Cassidy and British actor Jack Ryder attend the TV Hits Awards held at Wembley Arena (2000)

this one is the least shit one I guess. not using the tranny one

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How much do you lads make a year and what do you do

Me I’m an electrician

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nth for the gyaldem

>>215294487
finally a good fucking gimmick

>pony porn incel freak edish
>onlyfans advertising incel freak edish
>ugly tranny incel freak edish

right
back to r/redscarepod i go

>have a slightly spicy pizza yesterday
>ring piece burning today
>4 poos so far

I hate being white

>>215294492
£24k
Tesco

Real new
>>215294509
>>215294509
>>215294509

>In the year to June 2024, 1,235,254 people were estimated to have immigrated to the UK

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Rorke seething at the suggestion that society's problems are caused by rich profiteers rather than "woke" people

>>215294565
mental how much a small sliver 1 million is of the entire third world
true horrors outside the west

remember the killer clown scare

>>215294565
Perfectly sustainable, stop complaining!

>>215294487
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758981979528580.webm

>>215294591
actually mad how much of modern culture and debate is completely insane

need londoners rounded up and sent to camps

Question for working class lads here:

How rough was your upbringing and the area you grew up in?
How often were you part of or exposed to conflict or intimidation?

>>215294616
why do you have this to hand?

>>215294487
>>215294616
seen her naked

>>215294645
it's a classic bit of telly

totally fucked my tiktok algo by following dominatrixes, now it's 90% just goon material

>>215294630
>How rough was your upbringing and the area you grew up in?
grew up in a bin me

>>215294682
alri tarquin

>>215294630
grew up in a middle class street in one of the most deprived towns in britain

the area was rough looking back but as a kid you had no other reference point. I never got in direct harm from an adult. Most violence was personal and between those who knew each other, not random crime against strangers. Drugs very common. Junkies everywhere.

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Rorke training to fight the council

>>215294630
pretty bad. my earliest memory is my dad beating my mum. pretty sure i'm a 32 year old incel because of that

>>215294682
alri bin laden

Had a scratch card in the post, three in a row type thing. It had

10k 100k 100k

ffs literally as close as possible to the 100k

>>215294715
what is that reverse grip thing meant to do

dno how i could ever have a gf when my autism forbids anyone physically touching me

Sex with Piama

>>215294630
>Question for working class lads here

I went to a state school and a couple of lads got free school meals. There was conflict when one of the other lads pointed out that his parents are paying for his lunch

>>215294765
From Malcolm In The Middle

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I want to go around Scotland and Ireland and pay poor mothers to get their tubes tied.

We do this in the US with our other Celtic derived folks (hillbillies) and it's pretty effective so far. How much would I have to pay a shag in the UK to do the same?

>>215294794
Yeah
I think she wants sex with me specifically.

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>>215294682
You were lucky to have a bin

>>215294810
yummy

Reckon moving to Australia would cure my severe depression

>>215294718
*hugs*

mary loves dick
mary loves dick

>>215294630
I grew up middle class but my job is in a working class area and the people I talk to often tell me stories how they were assaulted or had a fight when they were younger

It seems to me that growing up as a working class Briton especially in the 70s and 80s was fucking grim
Must be why they're all quick-witted and all act like hardmen, had to be to not get beat up or made to look weak

When was the last time you lads wanked your william?

>>215294860
just leaving the yookay would cure my depression

>>215294810
Now that's proper fucken scran right there

>>215294906
this morning (twice)

going out for a pint

hope i stagger into the river

>>215294906
couple of days ago i think
cant really be arsed at the moment

right well

get yer stinking paws off me you damn dirty rorke

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rorke's op

>>215294906
Discovered AI porn recently and havent been the same since

>>215294994
Biological detritus.

crying again

>>215294903
>britishers don’t even have raccoons

>>215295009
there there

>>215295009
cheer up mate :)

>>215295013
thanks to yanks our native red squirrel has almost disappeared and replaced with american grey ones

I have a posh southern poof accent but I speak informally
I say things like mate, good one, cheers, tidy, etc.

is this cringe or normal

>>215295035
Get colonized nerd

>>215294977
fuck me need a name please boss

>>215294906
last night and this morning

gagging for another

>>215295049
actually mental that they dress like this

>>215294887
she tried to cover him up

>>215295055
and thanks to american-jewish banking practices, our native british people are also approaching the same fate

>>215295041
have a friend who is exactly like this
shes fit too

got the real nigga rap on

>>215295057
don't know

>>215294906
3 days ago

We have to replace plutocratic jewish capitalism with ethnocentric British National Republican Socialism.

is there anyway to ban this American

>>215295100
>we suck because of you!
How black of you

153g of protein consumed.
Just how I roll m8

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why is latex so beautiful?

>>215295191
Post physique

>>215295049
would be rude not to look

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I pay money for this shit

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such a beautiful woman

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>>215295199

>>215295199
looks shit

>>215295199
imagine the sweat

think ive given myself type 2 diabetes from drinking

>>215295230
just pirate

>>215295230
assuming you're a virgin freak who lives alone or with parents just torrent stuff you're interested in.

>>215295287
mental

>>215295258
it makes my willard twitch

Dying lads, throat sore as fuck, currently sucking a lemsip, hope I don't die in my sleep aha x

>>215295349
Want me to come suck your nob

>>215295373
can do yeah

>>215294492
104K
2 no show construction jobs

>>215295246
yeah but shes still a fucking disgusting slut isnt she

My 112sqm house cost £150,000

*plays the dexter theme while doing my morning routine every day*

Ruined the family trivia night by refusing to accept a game winning answer. They said "Russia" when the answer was "Soviet Union".
Sorry but it was simply not the correct answer. Bradders wouldn't have accepted it on The Chase and so I will not either

Rorke is the proletariat but thinks he's the petite bourgeoisie and votes for the bourgeoisie

that tommy lee jones bloke is bloody ugly
christ

>>215295533
well it is the right answer

>>215295553
Not the same thing I'm afraid

>>215295533
Living in 'actually it's the United Kingdom and not England' and insisting that 'well Russia and the Soviet Union are the same thing' is wild.

Soooo.... Wuu2? x

Bush or no bush?

>>215295550
i cannot sanction your buffoonery

>>215295608
scots roll their r's, english drop their r's they're totally different

>>215295608
seems completely consistent with his autism desu

Dead /brit/ will not survive to 2026

right i'm off to bed

reading the thing about yeast infections (or thrush?) in women after taking antibiotics, which may be because of the disruption of their vaginal flora (such as a healthy amount of candida). and wondering if it can somehow happen in men with candida (albicans, CANDIDAS >.<,,) if they take antibiotics or immunosuppressants andget that or dickcheese

>>215295753
all the normal people stopped posting now its bizarro brit where only mega freaks post

>>215295777
umm hello :3
777!!!
+1

chucum

Uber Eats is the bane of my grim alkie twat existence

>leave clear instructions about where I live and what doorbell to ring (my doorbell)
>fresh-off-the-boat paki cannot read English so he parks really far away and then rings me to come outside
>so I come outside and have to fetch the alcohol and give my date of birth in front of the whole street for everyone to hear

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>>215295753
One can hope.

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your tradwife rorke

>>215295802
I would love to leave but then Zeidy wins so I must persist

my tradwife...Azelia Banks

>the navys wages did not rise between 1653 and 1797
And people here complaining about wages stagnating

do expired medications smell like...fish... perhaps? or that "ammonium" sort of fishy "amine" smell

>>215295875
alri granddad

AI says these chemical are metformin

Shaggers currently in the shower ready for a night out on the town where they will take a lass home and shag her rotten. /brit/ talking about navy wages from the 17th century

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>>215295875
Sound money

>>215295934
so what

very poor half of football from the reds

>>215295934
kek

>>215295934
posting from the shower are we?

>>215295965
Duality of the British male

fishy smell may be nitrogenous base, like in chemistry, when nitrogen in solution/as product makes it go yellow often somewhat...

>>215295934
most shaggers are in relationships
this isn’t an american sitcom where chad hits the bar and takes home 5 blonde bitches

>>215296065
Most shaggers cheat on their missus because they can

might just become a wanderer
im on the dole so i reckon i would have enough money to sustain me
all i would need is food, clothes, basic provisions, and a place to sleep at night
like walk from town to town, city to city

>>215296082
you know this how?

It feels like everyone else my age is having fun but me I am 22 and broke as fuck I do not go out drinking or partying because it's all expensive

>>215296107
Seen it happen many times. Men and women doing it

IM A SOCIALIST

>>215296125
just get a bit drunk before you go out

Feeling far better after sucking on my lemsip lads

Civilisation peaked from 1991-2001

Just tried negging for the first time after a tinder match called me old

post-antibiotic vulvovaginitis (it can make the vagina or vulva red or itchy too)

>>215296154
Not sure about the UK but literally every bar here kind of sucks becauses it everyone on their phone drinking overpriced beer also they refuse to engage with people

The call me my lemsip

>>215296200
civilisation peaked in the 19th century

>>215296201
How'd it go? x

>>215296216
1878-1914 specifically

>>215295934
navy wages in the 17th century sounds pretty interesting doe

be right back going to eat some bread
>noo I dont want to be bread!!!
actually being bred is fine I dont mind

>>215296141
MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR 3

>>215296236
looks like a (very attractive) Aussie bogan in the thumbnail

>>215296242
Don't ask a navy nigga about their wages from 1653-1797

>>215296233
Corr I wish she were a cis female

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>>215296233

>>215296278
rorkes ma

63% of women used medicine and 40% of them used yogurt, in the treatment of PAV (but this is maybe after trying the former)

63% and 43%, respectively. so maybe not "trying after"

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>>215296217
She asked me to come out tn and I said I was at the gym so we were just chatting while she ubers
She asked when I was in Uni and then said
>I was like 6-10
>nah you're more like a 4
>Pardon me????
>sorry but I can't lie in church
then sent an image of me doing barbell bicep curls with a 'reps for jesus' tanktop on

I have not yet received a reply

brb forum

>>215296290
Stranger Things season 1 came out in 2016 and she's supposed to still be playing a 10 year old

got a working guitar for £60 from a charity shop how do i learn

>>215296349
based

>>215296349
nigga..

and based Australia

Lets be honest, we haven't gotten over the loss of the commieslags have we.

>>215296381
some virgin will soon leave a comment about her tattoos

get some new webms you daft cunt

>>215296381
grim tattoos

>>215296349
Not very subtle lol

>>215296407
I'm long on negcoin right now she finna be wet for me tm

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>>215296442

>>215296451
want to suck her little fingers after she's shoved them up her filthy arse

>>215296462
nice!

man...

>>215296462
here is rorkeypops, here he is

>>215296453
tbf she's at uni to be a personal trainer and loves AFL that's all I know about her so I figured I'd just blast it while I have a pump

Let's keep it safe for work guys

>>215296451
you're properly gay if you wouldn't

Biomass? How about Bio-Lass, as in the Scottification of Women's? Just a thought...

Fixed the computer lads. Back on the desktop. Resuming Heatherposting TONIGHT.

>>215296515
kill yourself

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i watched this three times. need to see the full video.

Women can only have fun because incels like me are suffering

>>215296534
Thank you this post is safe for work

>>215296547
there's no way the second girl would sit next to a fat balding nerd like that

im eating toasting but youre mentally reported

>>215294810
Vile fat cunts

Id like going to a pub in the UK because atleast the bars you can talk to people and no one there is just on their phones or just doing nothing

>>215296341
she chopped them off unfortunately

>>215296618
if i was in a pub enjoying a pint and some fucking yank tried to start talking with me i'd glass the cunt

i want to look like an anime girl

>>215296547
captions ruin it

>>215296645
The women would swarm us and beg us to take them to America

of the extent of the impact of
symptoms of VVC on women

>>215296645
no you wouldn’t you timid cunt
you’d awkwardly make conversation, quietly slink away then complain about it to your online forum later on

>>215296679
ors

>>215296715
catborg

>>215296679
this is me
>>215296715
this is also me
>>215296462
this was me but is no longer me

>>215296715
Me playing The Binding of Isaac and getting Polyphemus and Guppy transformation

>>215296604
Mmm

*raises paw*

>>215296759
*puts your paw down and shakes my head*

>>215296604
>Let me film my entire value as a human
>*points camera to ass*

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Is it just me or is this text ridiculously small?

spiderweb in the toaster rocking back and forth

full loaf of bread down the hatch

>*pu-
*truama dumps u*

>>215296801
Hold control and scroll your mouse wheel x

>>215296801
Press Alt+F4 to reset it, idiot

>>215296884
Yeah but I just find it mental that this is the default text size on basically every website. Am I going blind?

Watching women's rugby. It's like the men's rugby but with women instead

or ctrl+0 :)

>>215296910
so still a terrible excuse for s sport then

>>215296929
Yeah but that's just rugby innit

Watching a brown fish around in the bins for cans in my small town.
Not too happy about the situation here.

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>>215296929
t. big soft fairy

>>215296904
idfk man

>>215296974
What's this from lmao brutal

>>215296974
Cowardly hit that

>>215296988
Yes you do
Stop lying on the internet
Liar

Some of the rugby girls are straight
Imagine snoo snoo

imaginge a world where water doesnt exist in our world

don't tell the woke mob this but im eating a pie

>>215297056
Not really, illegal because it was a shoulder charge but he'd already tapped so it was a live play.
>>215297033
Cronulla vs poocastle a few years ago, Chad Townsend I think

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>>215297068
kinda the premise of this book

>>215297068
I bet the movie Waterworld wouldn't have been made

>>215297102
sums it up: that would be betterworld

and based Melbourne

>>215297083
Would
Maybe
No
Maybe
Would

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>>215297061

my blood was bright red this morning but after 2 monsters (shaken until not fizzy) and milk but now my blood is dark red :)
it could be the proteins (or the thickness idk)

In Cornwall me lads. Lot of white people just doing stuff outside for fun and that. Very nice

>>215297151
leftypol got on the spaceship

>>215297083
Imagine sitting there eating your scran and that lot walked in. Would put you right off your food even before you got a whiff of them.

Not sure what to do. Bored.

>>215297097
Imagine strolling through a Japanese internment camp and seeing an English kid humping away at the camp commandant's car's tailpipe

>>215297221
bit mean

>>215297210
maybe because the capillaries are more pronounced now so that your blood can switch directions more, or maybe cool down whilst constricted

does anyone remember the "i am 12 and what is this" meme?
guarantee if you post that in reply to someone in here the jannies will unironically ban you for a month with 3 days wait to appeal

lads what do you think is a good pistol for a girl? a 9mm, but not a glock, something you can pull the hammer back to intimidate someone with

https://youtu.be/VWqvmGddkyw
And people still don't like rugbaleeg

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>>215297210
>shaken until not fizzy

>>215297257
the fuck

>>215297256
Start taking HRT

If you could be anyone in history who would you be
You can't be Hitler though

need a big sweaty rugby gf

because bright red is probably the arteries, then brick-red and/or dark red the capillaries and veins or vice-versa

>>215297300
howled at that ffs

we're all top shaggers here

>>215297282
you used to get banned from /b/ for that as well, in fact saying you were underage was one of the few things you actually got banned for

i remember seeing (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) under a post saying "i am 17.9999 years old"

>>215297341
Not me I'm bottom

>>215297343
shut up janny it's nonsense wokery and i won't stand for it

storing (USA) army training manuals for with it kicks off because I would 100% be able to survive a nuke

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Who will save them?

butch bisexual gf who flirts with other women in front of me

>>215297368
same im basically a cockroach

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Okay my first attempt at negging has gone poorly
Time to sleep, I have work tomorrow

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y'all also grow up with these plates

imagination wank threesome (girl-girl-guy no gay shit) always kickstarts the ol libido. I could never though because women are spiteful creatures

>>215297383
I'm sure Sofia Ferreira Santos is fair and even-handed in her coverage.

and they would cheat on you

>>215297435
she's fucking get it though, peng little creatura

>>215297096
>>215296974
You aren't allowed to just charge someone like that are you?

Hated rugby me, scrawny cunt so I wasn't good at it anyway but I remember tackling some tarquin twat and he cried and yelled that "you're not allowed to do that!! you can't do that!!" yea fuck off gimp just because you're a rugby player and got decked by the skinniest lad in the class

>>215297467
not really

me im massive (in rugby)

>>215297471
He got sent off with a 3 match ban but they said they thought it was unjustified cause he didn't mean to lol should literally be in jail

lads, its time to settle with the overweight disney woman
im sorry lads, i wish i had better news for you, but find the fat disney girl and get a couple of kids pumped into her
times up now

My uncle is 9 years old

>>215297520
I refuse

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very cute!

>>>/tv/214843304

>>215297563
Did the tranny cut the wig

>>215297505
it's mental how if this had happened on the street he'd have a criminal record but because it's on a pitch it's totally fine

im based

>>215297608
Was just saying this down the boxing

That's me in the corner (doing a gay porn dance)

arse feels like it's in an oven after last night's curry

Remembering being a kid and insisting Michael Stipe wasn't gay

I’m a hero

vote for walt disney

Football niggas be like "yeah I'm a fooner I love arse anal"

>>215297684
An hero

I thought that I heard you laughing
I thought that I heard you sing
I think I thought I saw you try

>minor spelling mistake
Ok I kms

had a wank to KATU-065

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