sex with computers edition
mental that you can download subtitles for JAV movies, they are fascinating as well i end up losing interest in the porn and just get into the story
Some women find it soothing to dip a tamponinto live yoghurt and put it directly into thevagina
>>215318402whoa dude that's totally gnarly
>>215318364
Oh m'self? I'm Kuring-gai mob on Ngurraiillam and Yorta Yorta land
>>215318408thinking about what tastes nice but doesnt have lots of sugar... otherwise bacteria might grow...
>>215318419> >>215318415not in 6 billion trillion years
I've had a couple of cans and feel lovey dovey. who wants a kiss and a cuddle but nothing sexual. just cute and romantic
>>215318377no
>>215318419whats the average life expectancy for them?
>>215318444um, OK!me! me me me!! I do!!
also like the format of JAV porn, 2 hour videos with the same girl in different outfits/settings
>>215318415you reckon the lads in the plane covered their eyes? i assume there's a reason why the plane tilted over to the right after the bomb went off to their left
>>215318444ok i'll do it!
she wants a man from didcot
oh no think my AirPods are on their way out
>>215318479made a joke without it being about black people award heres your medal
>>215318415Looks fake as fuck
I look like this but white
lovely spot for a housing estate
been watching a lot of mass effect lore videos lately, mostly presented by women, which is weird because i usually expect nothing from women other than their bodies
Luv a good fag after sex with my computer in my country
>>215318415read the first hand accounts of the bombs in japan its quite humbling. especially the drawingssaw a drawing this guy had done, he was watching a man dredging up bloated multicoloured baby corpses from the riveramerica is a demonic nation death to america
This thread was made on the lands of the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders, past and present. Sovereignty was never ceded.
>>215318488if it’s within a year of purchase you may be able to claim warranty and get them replaced for free, i’ve done so twice
it wasnt made on those lands though
Fixing my life
>>215318539yeah well it all turned out okay in the end didn't it
create a TACTICAL plan and manplan your plans and do it in THIS process
using youtube mostly for asmr porn these days
>>215318545'tisn't unfortunately
shagged the missus rotten
>>215318557Jocko Willink
>>215318456Depends on if they're free range, better outcomes in captivity
>>215318579good lad
Wild how this nutcase keeps on churning out absolute kino.
islam is right about women
>>215318575based. its basically the same thing as well, isnt it well minus the "oo gawd im totallyyyy fucking you rn im riding your cock!" without the feeling of that or weight of someone (literally cuckoldry)
>>215318574Are you mocking it
>>215318419>>215318584Racist dog, what's the bet you're Vietnamese or Irish Catholic?
>>215318590That was almost 20 years ago
>>215318590very good movie that
Dave
>>215318600yeah its a bunch of insecure losers in competition to be the most masculine and "alpha" than all the other internet podcast loser "alpha" masculine influencers. very effeminate and fake
"sigma male" boybands from factory why not just get a haircut and get muscles then a podcast and learn how to lie
>>215318459>>215318467*pulls you under the blankies and strokes your forehead with my thumb*
>>215318609I only seen it now though.
And yet idiots still have the nerve to talk about jews
>>215318643jesus loves you anon
welcome to my podcast where we, chronologically, dissect, dismantle & discuss /brit/ gimmicks
>>215318651He doesn’t
>>215318657
>>215318673i do this whenever i want to pretend i have a ceiling fan
>>215318680scromiting
>>215318673absolute catastrophe of an mp4
>>215318364sex with aussie gyals
america is in a civil war already
bacon toastie down the gullet
went to the shop but the shop wasn't there
shop[s closed>>215318723
>>215318606>>215318419Can't you read? She's first nations
morning de lads
dont get the hate for aboriginals. Dont like them? move out of their country you racist dogs
>>215318708loving someone means you will do anything for them
maybe you can put fruit flavoured yogurt on a girlfriends tampon and have her walk around with it in all day so you can eat it out when she gets home with colliqual silver in the yogurt. like if you mix it in (or mix in platinum, because that is inert unlike copper)
>>215318643the catholic church in america is probably full of beaners tbf
and by you I mean me and im gonna do it
The religious will be going to their churches and chapels soon
imagine the manchild that played this "prank" on his wife
>>215318777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awaKe9vJZC8
benigna
>>215318746bit late for morning you dickhead piece of shite
>>215318800I don't get it
>>215318792you don't have a gf mousey... you've uh.. never had sex with a woman
>>215318643
who keeps turning the plug on for the projector?
>>215318824lmao i've been done
going mental from not shagging for years
how much do whores cost? what are they, like a grand?
>>215318850british culture that
would love to beat some women up ngl
>>215318854ktimthis is a real thing
>>215318850don't you think they could have chosen a name that sounds less overtly surveillance-y?
>>215318861ask your mum what her going rate is
In a sane world, we would speak of Constantine the Traitor and Julian the Restorer.
>>215318854you were already mental which is why you're not shagging
>>215318861200 nicker
>>215318861like £150 for like £1000 you could get them for a whole weekend though. then another 1000 to set up an enviroment and buy food and drinks so that there can be an EMOTIONAL bond too
>>215318854Get one of them rubber sex arses
>>215318886das cuckshed
>>215318886pussywhipped
i wanna fuck my computercos no one in the world knows me better
might get a cheeky immigrant to deliver me my dinner as the supermarket has closed by now
A recurrent rash on the penisA Kreuter, B Koushk-Jalali - bmj, 2021 - bmj.com (BMJ!!) … An uncircumcised man in his late 70s presented with a six month history of recurrent asymptomatic patches on his penis. He had experienced three episodes of penile lesions, each …this guy is gonna get circumcised...
>>215318909stick yer knob in the usb
>>215318911Runt
sex arse in the air friar
>>215318844>nooooo you cant worship the dead jew on a stick you have to worship these other made up sky people we stole from the greeks
I'm collecting Hollyoak incel vids. Post 'em if you got 'em.
>>215318918you'd have me starve?
>>215318886Love how his keyboard freudian slipped on his knees towards the end
hes collecting but reposting that one (of 3) videos he posted 1000 times before
Your position on deliveroo drivers basically sums up your approach to politics.The BAPoid types will say Whites need a slave class of browns.The William Luther Pierce types will advocate complete depopulation.
>>215318953wow there are more
>>215318953n'gger shrieking
>>215318962
this book - the atlas of male genital dermatology - is dedicated to my wife and our three children "youre welcome"
>>215318953new watchdogs is looking good
be gay do crime
>>215318955deliveroo drivers are based i ran out of vodka last night and had one scamper over to the garage to bring me more
Transphobia sucks!(and so does Ms St Claire)
yogurt is good thoughI see lots of chads (they are all chads too btw) getting it at the supermarket
greta's on kuenssberg, talking shite
Barely ate yesterday and drank a lot of booze
oracle
It’s homosexual how violently drunk my cock is. I’m a retarded cunt. I need to fuckin flatline myself, chooms.
This is what all incels do eventually if they aren't rounded up and thrown in prison
>>215319022coonsberg
>>215318925The gods of the Greeks and Romans were truly European, representing a tradition stretching back thousands of years to our ancestors in the Aryan homeland of the Don/Caspian region. Jupiter = Zeus = Dyeus Pater.These gods were not tyrants like the Hebrew god. The likes of Apollo were described as being golden haired and beautiful.Even if you simply see them as a form of ancestor worship, they are far more in line with natural European thinking and feeling.
found a ring in 'ere last night
>>215319050it's just made up bullshit from people who didn't have electricity or know what germs are. retards.
name every germ and atom
>>215319050They also didn't die a virgin like a certain other semetic loser
>>215318970Why is a grown man hanging around in a school?
not a phonon I hear back
Gabby Logan says she hasn't heard from Gary Lineker since he quit Match Of The Day
Ancestor Worship is imo the best way to revive European polytheism. If we see the likes of Apollo, Perun and Woden as our ancestors, then we can begin to revive worship of them.
that thick as fuck cum I wiped on the ol rag smells gooood smells like raspberries
spanking the monkey aka pinning the tail on the donkey aka leading the horse to water aka busy as a bee aka on a wild goose chase aka killing 2 birds with 1 stone. if you know what mean
Shares for uniQure, a Dutch biotech company, surged over 247% on September 24, 2025, following a positive announcement regarding its experimental gene therapy, AMT-130.
im going to go shit then run down to tescoses
I'm Loki, and this is getting impregnated by my dad's horse*Jackass theme*
My real life begins when I move out of my parent's house
>>215319155
where is the aussie who does the funny n word gimmick, could do with a laugh
i crawled through that twisted burning wreckage i crawled on my hands and knees for three full DAYS
>>215319214pooed himself to death
I miss Dave so much it's unreal
lets go to vietnam! lets ride the mechanism!
right thats me been done
racismlad behind the wheel of his dads commodore ute while i lean out the passenger side window hitting niggers heads clean off with a cricket bat like that scene in stand by me where they go around smashing mailboxes
>>215319216could say this is fascism
*gives rorke the red card*
>>215319305pscr
>>215319200BLUE raspberries!
i would vote for a literal nazi who would promise to bring our non white population to 0
>>215319324Thought you loved fascism, rorke?
can feel a life threatening poo brewing lads, this might just be the one that finally tears my poor little sphincter asunder
>>215319347I read this as "white population" and thought leftypol was posting it without thinking twice
cant stop making skyrim noises
off to bed
get the skyrim noises made
got the spotify wanking playlist on my surround sound system
rorke naming his first son alduin
got kojak on
yuck!
I need therapy (yes for the woman therapists)
>>215319426so this is the fucker who stinks up the whole train with his takeaway chinese
Esoteric Skyrimism
>>215319408naming my sons alduin and paarthurnax so they get to have an epic anime rivalry
sigilyph looks pretty cool
we must retvrn to skyrim
Why don't you have a cute hapa gf?https://youtu.be/kK1EprZamJ4?si=AguhbDybq7odxi-t
still not sure what he meant by banjo string
>>215319478scream
We are all prisoners in our own minds. Think about it
Farage was right leftypol, he proved it. Rorke was here first. You owe him your science, your culture, whatever civilisation you've got.
It's all kicking off at the Labour Party Conference!!!
>>215319505it’s the litle flagellum thing between your cockhead and foreskin i forgot the actual name
get reform inget them reformed
>>215319505the frenulum (didnt Google this I had a post timer cd) >>215319521cope on or projection/manifestation
how similar are we to americans culturally and socially hearing conflicting things
>>215319523Hilarious seeing all the con/lab voters having a hissy fit about fptp now it's stopped benefiting them
>>215319523What's the weird yellow star party on the right? Looks cool asf
>frenulum
>>215319523honestly can we afford to wait 4 years
>>215319558economic libertarians
I no longer care about the white race.
>>215319526Burnham made a leadership bid?
>>215319555Tell 'them' (i.e. probably 2 people posting tweets) directly how hilarious you find it. You won't.
>>215319569just cant bring myself to find gooks sexy
General erection
>>215319558Plaid Cymru. Inbred welsh nationalists who want to flood Wales with foreigners, deport the English only, and rejoin the EU despite the fact that Wales voted to leave it
>>215319574Been there done that got the t-shirt 'mate'
>>215319574fuck off mousenonce
>>215319565probably won’t have to wait much longer now starmers in a tax controversy. will he go the way of the rayner? will we have to wait four years for big nige to get elected? stay tuned!
>>215319571Burnham stormed the stage and had to be held back from going after Starmer
>>215319551reckon a lot of zoomers and younger millennials are way more yankish than older ppl because they basically grew up on the (english speaking) internet which is obvs 97.3% yank dominated
>>215319585SFROMBLY
>>215319582Makes literally no sense like what the actual hell is wrong with you. Have you gone mad?
>>215319598He's so based
>>215319599so sad that, even white yanks are really woggy
>>215319523>>215319565reform winning is the worst outcome here because they wont do enough but itll satiate the mongs for another few years
>>215319585wallaceandscromiting
GET IT SORTED
>>215319627was his face always like that
>>215319645
not political me. dont care about that stuff. more community focused i am, get the community gardens planted, get the family looked after, catch up with the friends for the pints
5 weeks off the booze. feeling real good right now
>>215319652got shot with a bb gun
>>215319627what even caused this current hospital arc? not much of a timstorian so all i really remember is the sainsburys vid and those spermy knob pics
>>215319626trvke rorke needs to build an army and take to the streets
>>215319657Not being political is actually also considered political fyi
>>215319645hes lost it
>>215319655ugly cat
>>215319657this position stops being cool past the age of about 17
>>215319657*dies from cringe*
>>215319551>AussiesCricketVegemite=marmiteSimilar humour and bantsForeys>YanksNo cricketIcing sugar and corn slopFamously humourlessNo foreys
wow he got arrested for giving away weed or something
>>215319626what’s the chances of reform winning and doing nothing (obviously) and people voting more to the right since they won’t do anythingit’s not even just illegal immigration, it’s illegal immigration over the past 70 years that is the problem too. surely there has to be someone willing to remove every non regardless if they were born here. if their argument is every israeli should be sent home from israel because its not their land (i agree) then the same should apply to them
>>215319660off the booze until christmas now myselfalmost done myself in last week on the muck
>>215319655HEIL MEOWTLER
>>215319704>>215319711You have no fucking idea what youre up against
>>215319681thats an opinion, not a fact. whole world thinks they're politicians now and that their opinions matter.
>>215319719what did you do last night instead
the thing is muck but you still drink it? curious! you can eat pigs but dont go swimming in your own shit perhaps?
>>215319715Very high chance of them doing fuck all but they should be given a chance to do something. We've tried the Tories and Labour and we know what we're getting from those - more of the same.
>>215319719This post is aimed at you mate >>215319734 He's slagging you right off
>>215319703good thing i dont care about being perceived as cool then aye
Hungover tae fuck but still gonna go to the 11:30 church service
>>215319715i dont think there'll be anything to vote for further right than reform. theyll either not properly address immigration or do so poorly in other areas that people will vote in lab or tories again putting britishers back where they started
>>215319758do this >>215318820
a LOT political discussion going on on a non political board
cracking my erect cock like a glow stick
>>215319776um not talking about politics is acktually a political opinion dont be le cringe
>>215319746yeah agreed but i dont see them doing anything. they’re still mongs who believe that as long as they integrate, demographic changes and replacement is fine which i really don’t want. how hard is it to just want an english england, my god.
won't delve into it but let's just say i've got some political views that are best unshared on a public forum
>>215319783
just had some dubai chocolate ngl its good
ive got views on things but i keep them to myself cause im not a wanker with an inflated ego
>>215319789We're all friends here mate, nobody's going to judge you x
>>215319694No, he's beautiful and you are a sub human
got some dubai chocolate up my bum
>>215319789good because I couldn't care less
>>215319808literally shared your views earlier and clearly have a massive ego so fuck off
My views and opinions are better than your views and opinions, let's just leave it at that
>>215319820what's wrong with his eyes :(
morning lads, it sunday, it looms
>>215319776Shut up you stupid annoying cunt. Wah wah people aren't talking about poo wah the conversation is too current and too eventful
thread cloud
have a decent suspicion the ugly hitler cat poster is heathermong but I can't prove it
ARRGH GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>215319830sorry hun, did i hurt your ego?
>>215319838He's had two different eye issues. The most severe one has been completely healed. He's just got a cyst on his other eye that will be drained at the vet in a few weeks. He's perfectly fine.
>>215319869Bless himHope it goes well
>>215319849My cat is extremely cute and you think about me because I'm better than you in every way possible, you don't deserve to live
>>215319862stupid little kiwi gnome person
>>215319869cute fella
>>215319733was in bed all day hungover
wonder where nz’ers get this uppityness from, the sort that you always see online but never in real life the ones i know are all lovely and genuinely kind people, this is also likely one of the first things you’ll hear from any aussie if you ask us to describe them
>>215319894stupid little aussie gnome person say what?
>>215319893thought sohope your cat dies of cancer you freakshow
>>215319894scrgnsaimgna
>>215319500>>215319500>>215319500
*steals your nuts*
>>215319845Why wasn't my heil meowtler comment mentioned
>>215319914You're wishing peoples cats die of cancer and you're calling others a freakshow. You're a mentally ill worthless soulless ugly subhuman and even my cat could kill you. You're a rat and you have an instinctual hatred and fear of my cat because he'd gut you on sight
Never even seen a NZer beforeDon't believe in them myself
chur bro is that a new chully bin? thet looks fluppin fentestuc
>>215319899>the ones i know are all lovely and genuinely kind peoplektim
if you're reading this, your gay
where the fuck has the sun gone
>>215319938hope the vet fucks up the eye surgery and it diesgo make your ritual posts you actual loser
Just summoned a little brown fella on a moped
my cock is shrinking
>>215319978grow up
>>215319981*grows*
>>215319964*surreptitiously walks out the thread with a sun in my pocket*
>Ancestor Worship is imo the best wayalri Grungir Ironbeard
my cock is stinking
Right, how the fuck do you actually lose weight, sick of being a fat tub of lard
>>215319968Imagine having such a subhuman freak meltdown about a cat on a Sunday morning. Your life must be shockingly bad. My lovely little man would shove your worthless edgy soulless mentally ill arse into a comically small oven and all of us here would laughYou bring absolutely no value to this place unlike me and that's why you hate me so much, jealousy and fear
what do you call a man with ham on his head?Hamed!what do you call a man with more ham on his head???Mohamed!
>>215319715>surely there has to be someone willing to remove every non regardless if they were born here.Rupert Lowe is showing good signs
i've got a childish willylooks almost the same as it did when I was a young ladsometimes I think about selling my willy pics to paedos
>>215320006you actually are him arent you, fucking hell
the self replying cat poster is beginning to get on my tits
>>215320017scream
>>215320006you're arguably the most hated person to ever come herehope your cat dies, you deserve nothing, simple as
>>215320006I liked you better when you just posted the cat tbqh
>>215320006i want to scratch that cats chin
the cat is out of the bag, so to speak
>>215320018dimensions?
the only reasonable worship is sun worship because of how much it affects our lives
is that actually heathermong what is wrong with that cunt
>>215320017Ahh yes, the very rare savoury soups
full grown men on here talking like babiesnot even ironic anymore, you're just a mentally ill freak
Heathermong and his ugly cat
>>2153200493" length2" girth erect
>>215320066*poos on your head*
only thing i worship is the evil fungus growing in my incel closet. it tells me to hurt people
>>215320025>>215320030I'm not "heathermong" because I don't know who or what Heather is, but you all call me heathermong all the time. I genuinely believe I've unintentionally taken over from them but I am not themIf you're wishing death on my cat because you think im some mythical paedophile or something then you're simply mistakenI'm often called heathermong but I'm surely not him, I'd know
who the fuck is heathermong
>>215320066ummy wummy
by the way why is he heathermongwhat does the heather mean
>>215320082hope your ugly cat gets cancer heathermong mate
>>215320115>>215320115>>215320115
>>215320082remember when you doxxed yourself and your alien gf lolmight go have a look in the archive now actually
>>215320087Its another dollhouse character a few schizos on here have invented. I think this is happening more and more because zoomers are struggling with the anonymity of 4chan.
>>215320082if youre being mistaken for heathermong you seriously need to consider making better posts
>>215320038So I should sit quietly when subhuman scum wish my cat dead because they have me confused with someone else? If you get off the bandwagon you'll be crushed by it
>>215320125No, because that's not me. Can't you read? I don't know who or what a Heather is. Fuck off
For what reason fatty
