My little man edition
>>215320115he looks normal therewaht have you been doing to him
that's what I look like on the teams meeting
FUCK OFF HEATHERMONG FFS, YOU'RE EMBARRASSING YOURSELF
oh lawd he comin
>>215320125
>>215319500
>>215320115post alien gf
>>21532000
get the 'tex posted
>>215320115cancer gonna blow this ugly nigga's head smoove off
Moi? Just a humble Geawegul/Darkinung woman, workin' on me arts n crafts on Gundungurra land
"heathermong" is an invention by a deeply schizophrenic poster on here. It was originally just a poster in 2022 that briefly reposting streams to some weird obscure podcast channel that featured a hick from North Carolina called Heather Green who was a 30 year old virgin christian pick-me and autistic. That somehow morphed in to "heathermong", which is just a dollhouse character invented by schizos.
>>215320154>>2153201620 chance he has a gf hes literally on 4chan every waking hour
>>3
>>1
>>215320128Shaving him, also he's about five years older>>215320140I am not heathermong. I am someone else.
been on a 3 day ban, can somebody explain to me why everybody hates the hitler cat
>>215320000
anyone remember the time i merged with the evil tree in the back garden of the haunted house and I could talk to the other trees through a very intricate root network that served as a communication line and I'd whip you lot when you were walking up to Draynor Manor?
The dollhouse characters and e-drama only seems to happen on weekends and bank holidays and half-terms. Isnt that weird
>>215320146>So I should sit quietlyYes.
>>215320209start vapingyou'll have zero appetite
>>215320180Stop thinking of blowing my cat you weird cancerous freak
>>215320197post alien gf
>>215320184The fact you know all this bollocks is quite frankly something you should be ashamed of, if you could actually feel shame
>>215320207They think I'm someone called heathermong because they've not been on 4chan long enough to comprehend anonymity, that's about it
rorke playing bubba leftypol making him dc with his flashbang bully squad
>>215320245By paying attention on an internet forum? Grow up you histrionic dramatic little baby
>>215320115Handsome cat
>>215320232>>215320258post alien gf before i find that pic of your entire ID card you posted for some reason
>>215320258>>215320284why were these posts exactly a minute apart
>>215320265this nigga playing dbd (me too)
>>215320209Hardmode: Start exercising, have a calorie deficit watch your macros, cut out fizzy drinksNormal mode: have a calorie deficitEasy mode: Microdose stimulants like speed
>>215320285Go for it mate, I'm getting bored of trying to communicate that I'm not that person. I've admitted you schizos do routinely call me heathermong but I am not actually that person
>>215320304good lad
>>215320209Check the TDEE for your goal weight and level of activityEat that amount of calories, protein and fibrous vegetables will kepe you fullGo for walksdrink the water
>>215320313you’re being an annoying spazz regardless of if you’re him or not
ah yes the "giving out clearly wrong diet advice" meme. Very 2021
>>215320302Ah yes it must be a conspiracy
just made a mega coffee need lots of caffeine or i get a headache you see
Mental how badly his mind raped dtfic
>>215320325Can I drink the water with alcohol in it?
Rorke camping the basementLeftypol attempting to save instead of doing gens
>>215320325>>215320310>>215320230shut the fuck up you cunts i was checking to see what the quads post was
>>215320209diet control + exercise, but also remember that it's easier to not eat 400 calories than burn 400 calories worth of energy
>>215320335I'm the primary person here and the reason I don't have a name like Heathermong and spainfreak is because I'm bigger than that. You can't see the whole elephant as you're standing too close.
>>215320347been having multiple coffees and 3 energy drinks a day recently and I'm more tired than evermad how that works
>>215320362*poos on your head*
nurse, administer 50 CCs of rapefluid, stat
Ah yes ah yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiNp119pn2g
>>215320313Are you the blacked poster and the guy that keeps banging on about digital ID and white replacement?>>215320355No, alcohol is empty caloriesIf you must drink, work the calories into your daily amount or I guess just have a "cheat day"
who is the irish diaspora and obey your parents poster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkXdSKxiYCc
rorke camping, tunneling, and slugging as blight leftypol going next because he went down in the first 30 seconds of a match
lil zoomer having a meltdown in his autistic mind constantly trying to document and track and label anonymous posters in to a full dollhouse character roster
>>215320374indescribably cringeworthy response from an utterly broken freak who evidently takes this place far, far too seriously
>>215320383energy drinks are poison coffee is medicine you gotta stop drinking them
>>215320396>Are you the blacked poster and the guy that keeps banging on about digital ID and white replacement?No
got absolutely blootered last night came in from the pube then simply kept drinking and being racist on sp until i passed out on the sofa shall not be capable of cleaning the incel flat today
>>215320414are glace making the 'za
Just so everybody is aware, the australian poster is unironically a programmed bot
>>215320409>if i never had TMAU i would have worked all my life, I never ask to be born.
HE'S HAVING A MELTY HAHA ABSOLUTELY SEETHING
rorke, you can't fast-travel here
>>215320383High tolerance, stop drinking caffeine for a few days and the effects will be back.
ever shagged someone you met online, but not from a dating app?
>>215320362This is my favourite EeveeWish ice types weren't so bad competitively because it's my favourite type.
thitry seven beers
>>215320418Says the person who's convinced he's got a personal mental database of every anonymous poster and categorises them into schizophrenic caricatures that don't exist
detecting around 3-4 active melties in the thread more updates coming soon
>>215320418Erm, have a dart and breathe
https://mangafire.to/manga/sun-ken-rockk.m1p
>>215320455>ever shagged someoneno
You are all very clearly teenagers and deeply damaged young men with too much time on your hands. Only time will tell, but I suspect most of you will commit suicide in a few years.
got my heels on :)
>>215320477hello, rape victim #923428
>>215320455Yeah, met my first girlfriend online from a video game from Scandinavia, we were together for 2-3 years only met up a handful of times and shagged.
>>215320488stop projecting
>>215320437will you eat it
Sunday`s Pocket Monster Oftheday Is ..Heatran !!And the Pocket Monstersong Ofthe Day is ..(Hey You) Free Up Your Mindby Emma Bunton !!
>>215320490Alri eddie izzard
Whatever happened to softcore porn? It was all the rage in the 2000s, then just died
>>215320518Ok I will listen to it
>>215320418You post on here 18 hours a day mate. You even have some people suspecting you're a bot, thats how much tripe and nonsense you've been spamming for quite literally years.
>>215320488how old are you?
>>215320455yeah from tumblr
>>215320455got chatting to a lad from a football manager forum and turned out we ended up liking the same very niche pornended up trading some and eventually met up for a wank after i moved out for uni
forgot to eat today award
I'm glad my posts are so inoffensive and boring that I haven't gotten a /brit/ nickname
Im be fucked
>>215320550ktim
>>215320464that other uk flag is the one doing that kek you’re not nearly interesting enough for me to do all that for you lil nigga
>>215320488I'm slowly improving myself
Everything online is a dating app if you're brave enough
For me it's the image of Mousey listening to Baby Spice
>>215320573*batters my eyelashes at you*
>>215320494
I'm sad my posts are so inoffensive and boring that I haven't gotten a /brit/ nickname
>>215320550I drift in and out of personalities to wind up the schizos. I have a mental note of the style of posting each character has. I get called dftic, asf, brick, heathermong etc multiple times a day. Somewhere out there I'm making a poor lad have a mental breakdown
>>215320555>Prince Andrew don tok say lai-lai
>>215320374>I'm the primary person hereeh?
>>215320595>gotten FOY
>>215320455tried with a bint on onlyfans who had a trial running
SCAR-H with Heartbeat Sensor and Silencer, Blue Tiger camouflage SPAS-12ClaymoreSmoke GrenadesBlingCold BloodedNinjaSimple as
>>215320595invent a gimmick
>>215320568>that other uk flag is the one doing that kekhmm>>215320162>>215320235>>215320285>>215320025>>215320125
>>215320637Oh dear can't be doing that
Zoomer generation having to make up characters to cope with their inability to deal with anonymity? Its a good theory
>>215320455TwitterEnded up moving to Discord, talking for a couple months while playing vidyaDecided we'd meet at London MCM, ended up shagging in the hotel and then started going outWe broke up because of the distance but we still talk
>>215320637pour some janny on me
>>215320405That would be heathermong despite recent revisionist historians concluding that he doesn't exist.
>>215320630I probably will eventually. I've actually created a few 4chan gimmicks during my time here.
>>215320555>Ghislan Mahwell
>>215320680Are we all heathermong?
>>215320680ah yes everybody is heathermong*turns to the doctor*hes not going to make it is he?
>>215320409incredible negotiating himself from no drinking to 4 pints
just did a piss tasted like petrol
>>215320646realised he was wrong after that first post but all this other shit is true and you know it lol
how can you watch more than 30 seconds of seaside mark it's literally the same 4 sentences repeated over and over
>>215320663better theory: people post on /brit/ more than once and turbomongs are more recognisable
>>215320383if you dose more than 400mg you will only get negative sides instead of positive ones t. seasoned caffeine addict
*cracking salt and pepper into the toilet bowl before taking a poo*
>>215320703he looks sadhe needs another cat mate to chat to
>>215320731same with any lolcow thousands of hours of boring content
it x4 repeat(sorry i dont know what his catchphrases are i hope the x4 lush one is him)
>>215320731Bacon bacon mutty time
heathermong and spaino are just gimmicks by 190
>>215320728Again, I am not the person you call heathermong. No clue who this alien gf you're talking about is. It's time to move on
itchy knee san she go roku
struggling to come up with ideas for this week’s microgimmick, help me out lads
>>215320759190 was just a gimmick by lisicki
There is one poster who loves talking about how he lives in Camden. I suspect hes an Indian because of his awkward writing prose that comes across as ESL, hes a delusional leftymong and has been posting about rorke for ten years now. He posts strange things that can be found on the archives, such as>rorke meet me at Greggs at Camden MarketVery strange poster and potentially mentally unwell.
>>215320748No, he hates cats. The reason his eyes are fucked up is he won't stop attacking them on sight
get the trees trimmed
>>215320782fuck off dave
>>215320782this is me on a vpn
>>215320766good posts
saw rorke in the archives again
get the sun blocked
*walks into a bathroom stall that smells like shit* someone cooked here
just realised there are people sitting next to him as he records himself saying "nice pint of guinness" 40 times in a rowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_lvGa20jm4
dave is a personality i havent thought about in a long time was actually funny unlike the most recent ones
>>215320782its diego
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ruth_Williams_KhamaGrim. Seems a certain type of white woman has always been a coalburner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1Tl2cVeCbY
>>215320766goon bag posting
>>215320810Ok Mr. Snrub>>215320821/epl/ is obsessed with him
Rorke is a wasteman if he won't meet me at the Greggs near Camden Market
>>215320806be realistic
off to m&s
hahha screaming at this short mousey would love it hahahhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/6V9XSTI2IrI
>>215320595thats a good thing mate. the best gimmicks have always come from anonymous users. vying for notoriety goes against the /brit/ ethos and 4chan in general
might spaff to this thread and cure my racism>>215316518
>>215320869alri billionaire
>>215320869Whatcha buying x
>>215320871good post
>>215320828What the fuck are you even saying? She had one relationship her whole life.
yank immigration always insists on stamping passports on a new page even though theres loads of space on other pages - with just one or two stampsdo they get told to do this on purpose?
can't evolve my eevee into sylveon because i accidentally forgot baby-doll eyes and the next fairy move is at 41 so i need to go to a move relearner which isn't until later in the gamefucked it up I have
>>215320872oh my…. forgive me, Hitler…
>>215320891sosig rolls and cream slicethen a pizza for later x
Pop quiz, hot shot. A woman sticks her finger up your bum. What do you do? What do you do?
eating an apple #rape
>>215320872look at what rorke wants to eliminate
as always, lets give it a go
I own this shirt. Do you?
sex with black british girls
more sex with black british girls
agugu
>>215321004no thanks
in season 40 homer is going to turn green
>>215321029goofy ahh nigga
>>215320999Don't tell me what to do
Visit Kentucky, lads
>>215321029rape is coming your way
fuck sake look at the time
>Steak Pie>Shepherd's Pie>Corned Beef>Chowder>Black Pudding>Back BaconWhy do Americans say that English food is bad and then wank themselves senseless over basic English foods just because they pretend they're Irish??
>>215321067
>>215321064comfy
>>215321028crikey nora
>>215321083not sure
any ryder cup today man in?
>>215321083do americans really
might go to bhutan
>>215321095>The site was founded in 1790 by William Croghan and his wife Lucy Clark Croghan. The house and outbuildings were built by enslaved African Americans. Enslaved people also planted and harvested the crops, cooked the meals, made the family's clothing, washed their laundry, and were caregivers for the Croghan children>Tracing their way back from the Pacific Ocean, on November 8, 1806, Meriwether Lewis and William Clark arrived at Locust Grove to a homecoming where Lucy Clark Croghan and her family welcomed them back from their journey. Locust Grove became the only residence still in existence west of the Appalachian Mountains to have sheltered Lewis and Clark
The NHS has been accused of 'taking the knee' to political correctness by advocating the benefits of marriages between cousins – despite it carrying an increased risk of birth defects and being used as a way to oppress women.The guidance – which incredibly points out that it has been allowed in Britain since Henry VIII passed a law enabling him to marry Anne Boleyn's cousin Catherine Howard – says that cousin marriage offers benefits such as 'stronger extended family support systems'.The practice, which is common in the British Pakistani community, has been linked to a greater prevalence of disorders such as cystic fibrosis or sickle cell disease.
you cant me i aint fly
thats a lot of words i wont be reading
>>215321135the NHS is a form of neochristianity
parabolic penis
>>215321073clementine from the walking dead in the us military in afghanistan
leftypol praying to the nhs
mc smally thats my name
>>215321163Did you know that Pringles are hyperbolic paraboloids?
#RapeRorke
i dont feel like myself anymore
>>215321183do nowi like the texas bbq ones, you?
Christianity 1.0 = Saul of TarsusChristianity 2.0 = Martin LutherChristianity 3.0 = Jean-Jacques RousseauChristianity 4.0 = Karl MarxChristianity 5.0 = BLMThe first shall be the last and the last shall be the first.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/alien%20gf/
>>215321187>>215321192Wouldn't it just make sense if your countries were simply considered to be Britain as well? I don't see why we're different countries
>>215321197prawn cocktail
>>215321210no
can't believe she did this to herself
is Taco Bell good scran? got a voucher for it you see
>>215321234We're separated by water, not by blood
might rape rorke #raperorke
>>215321309Countries aren't determined by "blood"
>>215321309ill separate your head from your body in a minute sunshine
>>215321246looks loads better now
>>215321269gary says it's dire
>>215321269It's the worst fast food you will ever eat.
>>215321336You're homosexual
drank too much beers last night and now feel sickthis has happened beforewill probably happen again in the near future
just call my name....i'll be there <3 <3
>>215321269had it once and it was fucking horrible
For me, it's beautiful blonde Italian girls with blue eyes.
>>215321360well i had it once and it was class so there you go
>>215321210would rather not have the digital ID and hate speech laws
>>215321352You didn't eat enough.Pickled onion and gherkins and stuff like that are a proven hangover preventer.
>>215321372i’ll fucking kill you
>>215321331ok leftypops
>>215321385Love hate speech do you?Nasty piece of work you
>>215321388couldn’t kill a fly you sit down
>>215321370crooked nose2/10
pony blair
>>215321331>>215321411brown brown hands and fingers
>>215321331Blood is a metaphor for ethnicity. Countries are defined by ethnicity.
>>215321414*roundhouse kicks your head clean off*
>>215321390UK citizenship isn't determined by your genes. Also I think most Brits are only distantly related to Aboriginal Australians, not closely related.
>>215321448should be though, you paki cunt
>>215321454you’re falling for 0.3/10 bait lad
>>215321411not a fan of it but I dont think it should require legal repercussions
Britain, Australia, and New Zealand should be one countryI think the USA has a good claim on Canada, and after working with Canadians in Halifax, I realised that they act and sound just like Americans do.
do you lot really arrest 30 people a day for social media posts?surely that can't be right
>>215321471that right aye
>>215321471thisspain loves writing posts in that same way, doesnt even try to switch it up
>>215321430Probably whiter than yours you fat nigger
>>215321448>Also I think most Brits are only distantly related to Aboriginal Australians, not closely related.Well that's fucking racist, they're human beings!
>>215321478unacceptable opinionnothing should be ceded to the yanks
>>215321083nigger food is literally all british food mac and cheese, fried chicken etc
>>215321486Hasn't happened to me and I post some truly vile stuff, a lot of threats too
rorke doing the anzuk larp again as his country collapses around him
>>215321507Then why did we not try to take back the USA at any point after the revolutionary war? The 1812 war wasn't a serious attempt it was a waste of an opportunity to make a serious attempt
Britain and Australia have absolutely nothing in common. They were criminals and we were not. "Blood" is a stupid Rorke concept that should not even be acknowledged in the current year.
wanking and wailing
>>215321526good stuff lad keep the fire burning
what will irreligious, multicultural britain be like in 50 years
>>215321530
whats for lunch
>>215321552won’t exist they’re all going homenormies are rorkes now the overton window is shifting
>>215321552muslim and hindu
>>215321522>mac and cheese*macaroni cheese
>>215321538>"Blood" is a stupid Rorke concept that should not even be acknowledged in the current year.Better hope not otherwise people won't notice it when I shed yours
>>215321430>>215321494mum says i have to apologise for this postsorry for calling you a fat nigger i didn't mean it
shabana mahmood sex arse
ah yes the new strategy
Apparently British people are an ethnic minority in 130 constituenciesThat means 130 British MPs are elected by a majority non-British population
>>215321454Suck it up>>215321471It's not bait>>215321497Obviously they're humans but I think most Brits are not very closely related to Aboriginal Australians, genetically speaking. At least when you think of other groups that most Brits are more closely related to.
So this is bruce
>>215321560im eating cheerios and i dumped a carnation instant breakfast packet into it hbu?
>>215321614you’re an actual paki lmao grim
>>215321627raped pedophile
>>215321603love how these midwits are just stuck in the 1960s
>>215321627Aldi pizza
Americans get more subhuman by the day. Every post accompanied by that flag is always moronic. Not surprised to hear two-thirds of them are on drugs
>>215321509i love herrrr
>>215321538You don't eat yeast spread on toast, you don't play cricket and you don't have skin on ya knob. You're culturally semetic
>>215321629You don't know what my ethnicity is. I'm just saying it's a fact that Britishness is not determined by ethnicity.
depopulated earth except for australia and new zealand and keep them as an anglo paradise let nature reclaim the rest of the earth
>>215321560buldak tom yum noodles and dumplings
>>215321688plus circumcision birth trauma, constant gun violence and nigger fatigue, and like half of them being raised in broken homes
>>215321696Nations are just a collective of common peoples with a shared history and culture. Pakis and wogs and the like don't share this history or culture and some outright refuse it. So if we're to talk about Britishness, pakis and nonwhites from elsewhere are never going to be British.
dated a weeb girl who had "3DPD" tattooed across her legs once, should have wifed her just for being so self-aware, but i don't like tattoos or weebs or 3DPDs or women
come to new zealand so I can eat you
Unwillingly waking to my hellish reality, slightly shaking and holding back warm tears
Could you possibly consider a specimen who lives like this a european?
I don't really know about politics but I don't think we have the means to support all these migrants when our own citizens are struggling so much.Also I think that actually black and brown people while not inherently evil, can be and often are a lot more evil than white people living in the UK.Who do I vote for?
>>215321603We've come along way since the Sir Keir posting days
sausage and egg butty consumed
guys it’s almost 2026 we HAVE to fix our lives COME ON
>>215321761You invented it mate stop being so insecure
>>215321741I've heard of people travelling to that shit hole and getting very ill from the food and the water too. They eat absolute slop. And in reverse, when the american comes to europe they immediately feel healthier
>>215321614>I think most Brits are not very closely related to Aboriginal Australians, genetically speaking.So you're saying they're like dogs or something? You evil piece of shit
too hungry to wait for pizza to defrost so it's gonna taste like shit after the oven
yes call the party thats mogging us in the polls racist that will surely bring them back in to the fold
dieogo on th piss again sick freak
>>215321766They aren't evil though, the reality is they don't view behaviours we consider abhorrent to be anything extraordinary - they are lesser life forms, and cannot be held accountable. The bleeding hearts who inflict them upon us are truly evil.
off to oasis tonight lads
I am almost complete but I need more, fetch me more foreigners to consume. Make haste
>>215321814camden paki
>>215321827didnt ask
gay's economics
sucking on a golden gaytime
>>215321884hes trying to find the cure to HIV through spamming the internet with economics videos bless him
>>215321788This was true for me. I spent 2 weeks in the states (Nevada and LA) and I had almost excruciating stomach pains and nausea, and shit so much that my arsehole was so sore even sitting down was painful
gayry's eltonomics
new economic leftymong think tank calling itself the new left social market reform foundation or some shit
>>215321913>>215321913>>215321913
>>215321877will post some pics for you lad x
if i give you money then you're my bank
janny
>he's here
janois
it was the reform image
about to reform janny's big ugly mug
jannois leather
deary me rorke, can't have internationally related topics discussed on the international board now can we
>>215322236>>215322236>>215322236ne