Okay like shut the fuck up chud

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thinking about that time that pornhub did an AMA on reddit and even the redditards were like "what's up with the clearly astroturfed incest porn everywhere??"

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drove a long way to meet a girl and she stood me up bros feeling really not good atm

>>215335036
you meant hasan right

>>215335060
Cold comfort at this point, but it’s much better to pursue girls in your own area anyway. Ideally one who lives really close, like less than a kilometre away

>>215335071
Both

ultra sex with the sexiest babes in the multiverse

how easy is it to convince your gf or wife to fart in your face?

Black women owe me sex

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Do Americans really

Love it when women are walking down the street and look at me then cross the street so they don't interrupt my chad stride

>>215334876
When you think about it modern warfare leads to dygenics because your likelihood of surviving isn't as closely tied to your physical skills. A drone bomb doesn't discriminate
Whereas ancient warfare you could randomly get killed too but your phsyical condition and agility greatly increased your odds of survival

I'm such a good slave piggy just put me out in the fields and put me to work like the cattle i am

>>215335220
One of the many things that makes war terrible is its dysgenic nature.

The bravest, most heroic men are often the ones to die.

Meanwhile, the soft, cowardly managerial types live on to reproduce and shape society.

Unc started talking bout formula one out of nowhere like stfu nigga

we should deport anyone with a foreskin

>>215335338
Sure thing kike

>>215335060
Greentext?

Make circumcision, being circumcised, and kosher/halal slaughter felonies. No need to even deport, as they’ll voluntarily leave :)

Watching Markiplier

>>215335354
Crazy how little genuine interest libshits have in actual science, while claiming to worship it
anything to spite le orangeman

>>215335414
no i deserve reparations and the best foreskin-restoring technology for free

@215335388
i hate the internet o algo. whatever millenials used to say back then.

>>215335444
so true
so checked

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>>215335441
>Watching Markiplier

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>>215335522

Check this out!
>shits poopy turds out butt
>pisses pee into underwear
That's whats up

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Based or cringe?

What the fuck is Markiplier?

>>215335574
>comparing illegal trash to cute little pokimons
Cringe

>>215335574
I wonder if Nintendo will sue

>>215335659
Parody is protected under law

Thinking of applying to work in a nursing home
how bad is it? will i have to wipe up old people's poop and piss?
idk, a jobs a job I suppose

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Hit you with the blick

>>215335775
On a side note the chicken at Jollibee is how KFC used to taste

Had an existential crisis last night playing an ai dungeon scp build

Asians (excluding Indians) are cute looking and they dress very nice
I think they're the only immigrants I don't mind

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just ordered dinner

>>215335775
I got the spaghetti and chicken at Jollibee

>>215335867
Love a good reuban sandwhich

>>215335574
the pokemon shit made this gigacringe

>>215335850
well Asians are also the only immigrants who don't ruin things so that's good

>>215335811
>tfw too young to ever experience fast food in its heyday

steal my look
>demonia platforms $320
>dollarama halloween fishnet tights $2

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>>215335850
only british subhumans refer to indians as asian. no one else on earth does this even indians dont call themselves asians.

>>215335975
>Raus damit!
>Get it out!
LOL auslander raus…

>>215335975
Why do Indians look so different? I don't understand how they can be so close to china and yet look like a different species
i thought black skin evolved to withstand the sun but China exists in the same equatorial region, so why didn't they evolve to look darker

>>215336052
Look at Somalis. Why do they look like that?

>>215336052
indians are genetically closer to be arabic/european than asian.

>>215335968
ok but which platforms

i'll be honest, i love getting just barely constipated. Like just enough to push the poopy out but hard enough that i gotta work for it. The release of the poopy feels nice, dont get me wrong nah nah. But the feeling of a rock hard phalic object slowly pushing up against my good boy spot (prostate) MMMMMM its so good ungh xO its the closest thing to a dick i can get. Problem is i cant get off without smelling poopy. No guy wants to fuck me or poop on me so the closest thing i can get to real pleasure is the feeling of a rock hard poopy sliding against my boy g spot. Sometimes if i can, its even better if i can prairie dog it in and out, back and forth in my ass so it rubs against my g spot. I boy squirt so violently every time, i love my poopies

>>215336115
Demonia SLACKER-165

>>215335975
>>215336052
I didn't used to hate indians, but holy shit they're so nasty
I once went on a bus and this old sikh got on next to me and starts eating dip and takes off his shoes
it's like an entire race of people that have zero sense of decorum or hygiene
Indian girls are kind of cute though thats the only thing ill say positive about them

>>215336171
spinny would wear those for sure

>>215336199
those are men's

>>215336212
no they're not and even IF they were it doesn't matter to my statement

>>215336177
>Indian girls are kind of cute
I’ve never been to India, but the ones who come to Canada are really unattractive. There’s the odd one who’s okay looking, but they’re few and far between. It’s like trying to find geniuses in some African country with an average IQ of 65; on the extreme tail of the bell curve.

>>215336171
>vegan leather
clown emoji

>>215336243
>on the extreme tail of the bell curve.
ok but if you just import MILLIONS of them it'll be worth it to find the handful of cute ones/actual engineers right

friendberg said he'd download the game i made but it still says no new downloads.

>>215336323
just get AI to play it for you

>>215336243
Some Jeetas are hot
I live in a university town and i saw these jeetas in their jeeta outfits showing midriff
popped a boner
Still hate saars tho

>>215336232
they're men's, they only come in men's sizes

I don’t give a fuck! I don’t even care bro.

>>215335775
what is this in reference to

This is a phone number if you want to crank call it
7084961859

Breakfast burritos make my tongue physically ache after I eat them. It literally hurts to eat a breakfast burrito.

>>215336407
I don't

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>>215336407

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This one goes out to all my cummies :)

>>215336488
COPE SOLUTIONS

>>215336423
Allergic reaction? That's weird

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cummypies, im drinking covfefe

>>215336346
If you knock up a jeeta, you’ll make a saar

>>215336510
Do breakfast burritos usually contain sausage? Sausages usually do that too me too. I can't eat hotdogs because of it.
I don't think it's an allergic reaction because it goes away after 10 minutes or so.

Jiggle jiggle

>>215336504
Dubs and I jerk off to this

>>215336553
I have some tricks up my sleeve (clothes wire)

i don't deserve to feel bad. i'm a good man

Mfs really ouchea with names like Brilyn

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>spend all day at desk doing homework
>back hurts
This is bullshit. All I did was sit around all weekend, so why does my back hurt? I worked out on Thursday, and I felt just fine the next day.

There’s a girl at a shake place that’s extra talkative to me and is cute. She’s probably just being nice but now I’m in love

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Do you love this Toronto train station?

>>215336558
Yeah they often do
>Sausages usually do that too me too. I can't eat hotdogs because of it.
>I don't think it's an allergic reaction because it goes away after 10 minutes or so.
Google said it could be because processed meats like sausage, and hotdogs, have lots of nitrates and histamines

>>215336704
its cause your unc ass old and busted

>>215336704
It’s almost as if a sedentary lifestyle is bad for you

>>215336717
The girls at fast food places are often extremely hot
I used to go into this one Pollo Loco where this cute hispanic girl with big eyes worked the register

Not gonna lie, I’m not enjoying doom 3 all that much. The shooting is very dated and just feels like shit

I never heard a good asian before
https://youtube.com/shorts/cOFErBhu0hQ?si=FjVDyJDuJ8c3XgTz

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>>215336722
This is you

>>215336787
Hood* kek

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My motorcycle was making a weird noise when I rode home from work this morning. I'm scared bros, what if it's dying

Gonna replay all the call of duty campaigns on hardened again

>>215336504
aww thanks

Reminder to the young African American gentlemen in cum:
You aint gotta like it cuz the hood gone luv it
Watching young niggas show they ass in public
You aint gotta like it cuz the hood gone luv it

Lmao Dr Dre before he was a rapper
https://youtube.com/shorts/vBm1KdP2VK0?si=WlvEz8FUALDdblKk

>>215336843
so take it to the mechanic

Shit fuck fart balls

Realistically, if you work a fulltime job and also care about your health (eating healthy and exercising) you have almost zero free time

>check engine light on car
>continue to ignore it for weeks
>start car today and it's gone
This is the power of ignoring a problem. I'm so good at this

>>215336899
Carlin would say this and boomers would shit their pants with laughter

Listen! Listen! I may suck but it was your mother that taught me how!

>>215336880
Why pay someone to do something I can do myself? Anyway, it sounds like it may be a main bearing. If that's what it is, it's more than the cost of the bike to get it fixed. I could do the job myself for relatively little in parts, but it's not a fun one

Why did crt tvs smell so good

>>215336874
Everyone knows he started out as a DJ faggot

You're what they call a real cum dumpster

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Another Patriot victory. This is the season mark my words

>>215337117
The Panthers are terrible

>>215337155
MARK. MY. WORDS.

>>215337238
You me and lums bra

last digit of this post is how many times i fap in the next hour

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>>215337316
six times? better get to it bucko.

if you don't do it the universe will punish you

Girl wants to go clubbing with me next week. Any advice?? I've never gone clubbing before.

>>215337417
wear so much cologne she can sniff you out by scent alone

ok but for real you HAVE TO GO ON THE DANCEFLOOR with her if you pussy out like some retard you will have failed the shittest

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Confess.

>>215337501
I’m fuckin chinese

I have been ghosted about 4 times

>>215337501
not sure if i should exist

if rape is so wrong why do women want it?

>>215337558
They only want it from chad

>>215337558
it’s erotic as a fantasy but few people actually enjoy it and seek it out

have you guys ever had a good therapist? im a little nervous about talking to someone that im paying

>>215337631
/cum/ is my therapist

>>215337501
I’m smoking weed

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>>215337558

>>215337646
mine too but its getting hard

motherberg refuses to simply call an hvac tech so we’re roasting while she fucks around with a thermostat that she doesn’t understand even doe i told her it’s a problem with the unit

>>215337668
why

>>215337631
I just google my problems and read related articles and books
not diagnosed but Im pretty sure it’s AVPD

>>215337553
lame ahh confession, try again

>>215337680
Hose down your condenser and replace the capacitor with the power off. I'd say 40% chance that fixes it

eARGASM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHRLoVmPeLU

>>215337651
Bro same

>>215337501
I’m over my drink limit for the week and I’m about to drink more anyway
Next week will be my week

Americans should just stop paying for public education. Let India and China train all the doctors and engineers and just give a golden visa to them. It's literally cutting billions of dollars in waste keeping the schools open and the teachers and administrators employed.

>>215337631
I'm afraid to talk to a therapist and share my feelings because I'm afraid I'll be committed

I am Catholic and against race-mixing

I am filled with rage whenever I see people of a different tribe dating each other

>>215337779
>>215337794
>>215337811
>>215337822
>>215337826
Okay

>>215337811
ok you do it first and we'll see how well it works out, since you already have a massive jeet population in ganada

If we raise taxes everywhere all the conservatives will leave the country

>>215336273
most leather is vegan leather, it's more durable, nowadays real leather is specified as "genuine leather"

>>215337920
so you mean fake leather

Have you ever been to Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Chill Sunday
https://youtube.com/watch?v=OtcgB5wMknQ

>>215337933
yes, fake leather is made better these days than genuine leather,

>>215337845
Shut the hell up

>>215337958
I got hassled by some 6'6" dude that reeked of fucking cigarettes, I was just pumping gas and he rolled up in a clapped out pickup truck and kept asking me dumb shit like if I'm a Chinese spy

Calling plastic "vegan leather" is the funniest thing animal rights activists ever did

I am Catholic and against race-mixing

I am filled with rage whenever I see people of a different tribe dating each other

>>215337631
Just become an alcoholic or a shoplifter
Therapy is faggy

>>215337631
i changed like 10 therapists and only one of them was good

>>215338001
Were you ready to break out your white tiger kung fu, zhong?

>>215337845
*heems you*

maybe catcalling women from a vehicle is actually good entry level way of getting game

>>215337501
I am a misanthrope.

>>215338039
Generally when an American is talking to me I always feel like a gun is being pointed at me and I have to say "black lives matter" to get out of it

>>215338001
>kept asking me dumb shit like if I'm a Chinese spy
Uh well are you?

I’m wearing a Michael Vick jersey. I’m going wiggermode.

I get the feeling RI and Delaware are similar in that they are both small states full of degenerates and junkies

>>215338001
how do you know he was 6'6 if he was in his car?

>>215338049
I used to honk at women all the time but I stopped because it made a car behind me that I didn't even realize was tailgating me freak out one time
>>215338082
Good stay out

>>215338049
It's the thirdie way
there are things thirdies know better than us
Their mystic souls hold all kinds of secrets

>>215338098
Aristotle is British?

Hylics seethe when i say this but i am the king of the universe. I am the alpha and the omega
All who come to cum, come through me. I am the first and the last. Ye who believe in me shall be spared in the coming days
Let the seething commence

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>>215338102

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>>215338152

there's nothing wrong with dog fighting. it's wholesome entertainment for the whole family

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ngl, im kinda sheepy

>>215338098
Shakespeare was a faggot. If shakespeare was alive today he'd be a furry who takes it up the ass

>>215338154
Kek

>>215338152
Cool, can I get a Dr pepper?

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Plato is much more interesting than Snoreistotle

>>215338152
alri lil bro, just put the fries in the bag

>>215337460
I promise I will but fair warning I don't know how to dance. I remember I got asked to dance at a bar before and it was unbelievably ass.

Officially my plans are we're both drunk and I start saying some horny shit. Her usual outfit shows some fat cleavage and I've been insofar keeping my dick from taking the wheel and saying a nuclear ick her way

aristotel believed it's good to start doing something on thursday

>>215338375
What did he say about /cum/day

>>215338375
No he didn't

If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

Normalfags discovered aniki and made an absolute banger of a gachi
https://youtu.be/NdqbI0_0GsM

>>215338420
maybe

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>>>/a/282632867

Made one.

who's edgier:

National Socialist Traditional Catholics or National Socialist pagans?

Alejandro Kirk is a beast woooo!

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post sheep

how come the sun is so hot but so far away

had a fever all weekend. just took a scalding hot shower, made some hot cocoa, and am now laptop posting in bed bundled up with fans going and the thermostat on 68

>>215338420
Shut the fuck up babadook ass. Blair witch type creepy Ben drowned son of a bitch. Go back to The Mist!!!!!!!

>>215338270
knowing how to dance isn't important. the important thing to her is that you go out and dance with her. the other tip...is that if she shows any inclination of grinding on you don't shy away. I see guys do that sometimes, the girl turns around and puts her butt in his crotch and he kinda backs up. just lean into it cause she'll remember

get as drunk as you need to

>>215338579
Thanks coach. I'm gonna make you proud :*)

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>>215338547

Why does stuff like this make americans cum so hard? https://youtu.be/xbiDrzTd8fE?si=2rQT5l7zaP4s9N5w

People treat this sort of scene like they're viewing some esoteric knowledge about existence

>>215338615
kyoot.

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>>215338547

https://voca.ro/12WgssVNaEea

>>215338615
Animals are based

Would you?

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Orangeman fixed the TikTok security issue

watchin destiny

>>215338547
https://youtu.be/_pDTiFkXgEE?t=44

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>>215338547

>>215338707
Nice what's the cuckold faggot meth head up to?

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This is literally me right now

>>215338707
People still play that shit?

>>215338747
Inspirational how he went on to still do great things

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You look like this

>>215338613
get you some make us proud

>>215338777
In still angry he killed all of his kids at the end. They didn’t deserve that

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>>215338788
I look like this

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>>215338788
no I look like this

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I look like this

Reading about Rudolf Hess, I feel bad for him

ate too much today and yesterday and the two days before that but tomorrow i’ll lock in

>>215338700
Best behavior is boring. Everyone wants good enough behavior, not best behavior.

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I look like this

>>215338807
nigga do you even know what the soviets did after the war?

mass genocide of the german population

Something like 70% of u.s spending is from the top 20%
Is this sustainable?

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>>215338547

I just find it dumb how the majority of celebrities are democrats, and regular democrat people are just like "I'm so thankful that our celebrity millionaire elites have the best interests of the middle class in mind".

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>>215338882
Sure why not?

>>215338882
It's 10% off from fitting perfectly
Doable, I reckon

>>215338872
The nazi scum had it coming

>>215338898
These are men

>>215338926
i highly doubt that

>>215338892
>I'm so thankful that our celebrity millionaire elites have the best interests of the middle class in mind".
Dems worship celebrities and journalists
They are the priest class of the left

Just found out British people are arrested for comments against migrants and muslims on social media.

>>215338417
my brother-in-law told me he did

>>215338972
Isn't Canada the same?

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An Iraqi war veteran was the one who shot up the church

>>215338997
No

Yabba Dabba Doo!

>>215338872
I bet they did nazi that coming!

>>215338908
>>215338807
so he was right about the yid commies

kys

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>>215339028
He was VERY right about them.

>>215337898
you could confiscate all the wealth (literally impossible to do with how most modern wealth is stored) of all the billionaires in the nation and dump it right into the federal government and it would fund the country for about 7 months before running dry. then we are back at square 1 and also no longer have a scapegoat.
its not a taxation problem

>>215339028
>I’m sad he killed his white children for no reason
>kys
Modern wignats everyone

Love when americans complain about foreigners and then turn around and some whitey nutcase makes some terrorist level shit

what did jewish peasants in eastern europe have to do with the rothschilds and such characters

>>215339048
yeah but libshits don't actually CARE about the whole "funding the government" thing they just want to destroy successful people.

>>215339079
What does one have to do with the other
Does the existence of whites committing crimes automatically mean all foreigners are good? Genuine subhuman logic

>>215337117
Q predicted this

>>215339079
are you mr. pendejo?

>>215339079
Why are you insecure about being brown?

>>215338828
What is he doing so late outside?

xdddd

all of this foreigner against native bullshit would be solved if we had open borders

I need a bitch to fumble her big tits all over my cock

>>215339148
Redditjeet tier bait

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lol the female restroom has this sign at my job

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>>215339131
he was having a banger night out with the boys

boogers are solid black rn

>>215339169
KITTIN!

>>215339163
not an argument

>>215339117
>all foreigners are good
Yes bro that's EXACTLY what I said...

>>215339003
MAGA are all insane terrorist rats

>>215339167
Are foids also required to clean up the dilation station for trans employees and guests?

>>215339213
Then what did you mean by foreigners? For that matter what did you mean by Americans? Speak clearly spic. Very few Americans think all legal immigration is bad

>>215339110
Why do you suck up to billionaires?
Pathetic servile trash