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>>215345001CUTE :3
Shitting.
Fuck my life
Rogan health shake recipe:4 large kale leaves4 celery stalks1 cucumber1 “pager sized” chunk of ginger root4 cloves of garlic4 good sized slices of pineapple or 1 pear
>>215345001good kitty
>>215345021My life is worse and more retarded than your lifeSit down you havent seen anything son
>>215345012>>215345031
i woke up past noon and i'm already sleepy
Just shat. It fucking reeks. Mission accomplished.
>>215345039Are you literally homeless?
ahshsjamxba no one laughed at me gemI'm cwying hahdhdbsjns
>>215345048No you aren't
Slip like Freudian, your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion
>>215345060*heems you so hard into the wall you turn into an accordion like a cartoon*
>>215345072*crumples to the ground and lays a big green egg*
>>215345080**makes an omelet**
Americans love shooting each other don't they?
>>215345056Here's a tear for a souvenirAnd a dream torn at the seamsHere's a promise that you made to me of loveIt's more than I'll ever see and then you're free to go>>215345072raked that leaf
canadians love losing stanley cup games, dont they?
Americans love losing WBC don't they?
Armenians love System of a Down don’t they?
>>215345100White Bentley Continentals? Maybe
>>215345100
One time I was headed home one New Year's Day morning. I had just left my buddy's and was waiting for the bus when I got the overwhelming urge to shit, like really bad. I hobbled over to the Esso and asked the jeet girl working there if I could use their washroom and told me it was out of order. I then said it was an emergency and she said no solly. Then I asked her where they shit during their shift if their washroom is out and she was like "solly?" and I was like fuck this and started hobbling towards a Subway on the other side of the street. You need to understand though that I had to shit REALLY BAD. Every 30-60 seconds or so a huge cramp would go thru my ass and I'd have to stop walking and just focus on holding it in. Fortunately the roads were pretty dead since I just crossed the road without waiting for the lights, and thank God I didn't get a cramp in the middle of the road. I got to the other side of the road and a cramp, bigger than all the rest passed thru my guts and I thought I was going to shit right then and there in front of Subway but fortunately I was able to hold it in. Then I hobbled into Subway said to the jeet lady employee "can I PLEASE use the washroom" and she was like yeah and pointed right to it. Then I took a massive shit and it absolutely fucking reeked. Then after cleaning myself up and washing my hands and everything, I decided to leave the can unflushed because fuck Indians. "They can smell that along with the food," I thought. Then I got on the bus and went home feeling 20 pounds lighter.
>>215345047You're not homeless, stop lying for pity points
Rip I am literally laying in the road tonight
>>215345115I'm not homeless, but it's looking bleak. I don't want pity, just wanted to say fuck my life
I used to say that Canadian twink butts would smell like maple with a touch of Ceylon cinnamon but I'm not gonna say it anymore because it makes them uncomfortable and twink butts just smell like any other guy's butt I'd imagine. It's a butthole and so of course it won't smell like maple and even if they don't poop it's just enclosed sweat I suppose.
>>215345111
>>215345060>Slip like FreudianIs that like when you accidentally slip and end up fucking your own mum & killing ur dad? or something
>>215345129you are a very reasonable woman
Heavy is the head that wears the crown bro. Talmbout my dick and the cockstretching weight I got clipped on there.
>>215345130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAMdLsrNzQM
>koturday>it's sunday night
>NO NO You can’t rape my butt!>NO NO Stop raping my butt!
>>215345149everyday is koturday
>>215345154tom-of-finland-esque
Cat posters are all mentally ill
>>215345148https://youtu.be/iGPdb7uOfow
>>215345166shut up
>>215345116You won't do shit. you're just a whiner
ypipo be fantasizing about rape
>>215345174That was a great game. Binner was incredible in net.
>>215345166wtf
my life is the worst out of anybody's
>>215345174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O58QxnTRuw
>>215345174imagine the sex with that timmy
Lolololololol
>>215345154there are NO newer films that are good, change my mind
>>215345195I haven't been laid in 14 years
>>215345179black pipo be raping folxs irlWhat's up with that?
Just beautiful tonight. Probably one of the last nice weekend nights,
>>215345201smile 2 pleasantly surprised me
>>215345201Another Round, Zone of Interest, Tar
>>215345048Someone laughed but didn't think "lol" was worth taking up a post
>>215345201the downton abbey film looks ok
>>215345225It's raining here in the Great Bear Rainforest.
>>215345228Cope
>>215345238Say hi from Alberta to the Spirit Bears
Living in a temperate rainforest is badass!
>>215345231i look like this
>>215345249I thought it was the entire coast but I guess not.
>>215345251pretty cool how fast plants grow in such climates
>>215345256*nuzzles your cheeks* :3
>>215345196
My name is Ian and I’m a drunk
>>215345273Jagr sure stands out. What a beast
So a guy walks into a gay bar
>>215345284Nice and ur last?
>>215345273>stan lees won since 1993USA: 32Canada: 0
>>215345291Jomha
>>215345293embarrassing
>multiple white hairs on my ballsoh uh
>>215345284not my name but I too am druk
>>215345293
>amazog prime deal>it was cheaper a week agohuh
>>215345309>canada0 stan lees>USA>32 stan lees
Old time coastal First Nations were pretty fuckin cool.
So we're drinking. What are we drinking?
>>215345326sierra nevada hazy little thing IPA
ohnononononono canabros, how do we spin this???
>>215345326Sambuca
>>215345314We actually have 49
i look like this
orangeman is literally invading my cityi cant breathe
I have no inherent worth I think it's fair to say I'm worth as much as a McChicken
>>215345343>titles before half the league existedYAAAAAAAAAAAWN
>>215345154They really made this film shit on purpose to own the chuds.
>>215345340>cuts off the picture
I dunno what you are yapping about hockey, I only know about it from gay porn
>>215345365>pfffffffffffffffffffftttttttjajajajajajajaa
>>215345357Cope
>>215345365And the Soviets were sending a pro team to play against college players for almost 30 years. Canada and probably America would both have more titles if they weren’t doing that.
>>215345382
>>215345381Cope we mog your amount of titles, using a Mexican laugh too
>>215345351Resist those fascist pigs show up in full tactical gear
>>215345381>pfffffffffffffffffffftttttttjajajajajajajaaSEEEEÑOOOOOOOR
One time we were surrounded, then we ran out of ammo, then we were fighting hand-to-hand, then we started dancing, and that's how I met your mother.
>>215345391>>215345365
>>215345406eres MorenX
>>215345411
Big fan of the concept and the practice of alcoholism
Americans mad because they get dominated by us in Hockey and get dominated by Japan in baseball
Salmon, brown rice, and roasted cauliflower tonight
>>215345424me 5 beers deep singing garth brooks songs
If I wasn't a lazy piece of shit, I definitely could become a dictator of a major country by now Jews keep distracting me with booze and goon material and videogames
>>215345426
Me, I'm smoking weed and drinking milk.
did you know hitler was ticklish
>Casey Kiracofe’s dive into an online world of conspiracy and bigotry began with a YouTube video when he was 14. He eventually became convinced the Antichrist was coming, bringing the end of the world.>For A.M. Hickman, it was reading Ted Kaczynski’s manifesto online when he was 13. Soon he was posting to survivalist message boards. >By age 21, he was on Reddit, moderating one of the internet’s largest forums advocating for “liberation” from the government, capitalism and other systems members saw as oppressive.>"Boyhood now is a void. The thrilling extremist ideas you find on the internet become your surrogate boyhood adventure,” said Hickman, now 31.>While the two young men fell into very different internet rabbit holes—one with alt-right leanings and the other on the far left—they were both drawn by a desire to find belonging and a yearning, they say, for the hero’s journey.>For both, the result was depression and loneliness.How did you become radicalized /cum/?
Cowboys Packers game has been great
I call them the cowgirls
havent washed my bedsheets in a month
The only cope they have is winning with Candians on their teams when the teams are just Canadians and Americans >>215345309we dominate Its very sad>>215345130
Did you know marijuana possession is still a crime federally in the United States and that the fed can arrest you any time they want even if you're in a legal state? They just don't bother, but they could.
>we dominate>stan lee-less for 32 years
>>215345490Yeah that’s true. I’m glad our legalization was federal.
>>215345365
>>215345490Yeah and we still have to pass drug tests for a lot of jobs even in legal states, the details vary though
>>215345500Imagine being the PM whose only positive policy of note was cannabis legalization. Trudeau is truly le weed man.
Japan #1
There is at least one more 22 year old here besides me who also doesn't have a car or a job or go to college
>>215345515His legacy would have been so much better if he lost to O'Toole.
East Asians are cruel to animals therefore I hate them.
>>215345515I’ll salute him for that one. But yeah, not much else lol.
>>215345524im 28 and dont have a car
>>215344132It’s literally an inferiority complex albeitCanada is a U.S. puppet state, not the other way around
>>215345490yes, i know because i lost the only job opportunity i had out of college because of that legal gray zone
>>215345536It is superiority though. Fuck the United States.
>>215345534
>>215345541cute girlsterrible show
>It is superiority though. Fuck the United States.
>Still fuming
>>215345564US teams are filled with Canadians, and fuck hockey anyways.
do women know they are women?
Really wish it was June-July right now.
Everybody knows Canada is the illest except summer is too short
might goon early, not much else to do
>and fuck hockey anyways.
>>215345582no
>>215345582This also Summer haters are contrarians
This summer might be your last.
>>215345524I'm 25 and have a car and go to college, but i'm still a massive loser and i live with my parentsI should probably be crushed into the pavement like the pathetic worthless roach I am
>>215345610I like both but I want more summer
>>215345603July is too hot and makes me go crazy.May and June are fine.
>>215345609true true
I'm really sad about how brown I turned this summer. Working outside in the summer sucks.
>>215345627I got tanned on purpose. We are not the same.
>>215345603The human body is not designed for heat. our bodies already produce heat naturally so its unnatural to add more heatWinter cold is perfect as you can always put on layers, plus it makes being inside feel cozierAnd when you do go out you get to have the streets more to yourself and enjoy the silence
>>215345627that's just from being around jeets
>>215345610This.
CHIMP OUT
>>215345648>lose finals>destroy your cityO CANADA
>>215345658Happened twice too lmfao. I've always believed that final match was rigged.
>>215345661yeah except i'm rich so my life is a hundred times better than yoursfuck poor "people"
>>215345644white girls don't like tanned white boys, they like pale white boys, thank you
>>215345661that extra paper is worth it
This fuckin football game is insane.
*tickles your armpits*
>>215345661>consuming oil is bad
Rich people are single handedly upholding the U.S economyWhy are poor people so worthless and useless? They don't do anything for societyStarting to feel like we should grind poor people into a paste
>>215345696eeehehehehehe STAWP >_<
>>215345701Yeah man. Furthermore, when are we going to stop letting babies be such useless freeloaders and put them to work?
>>215345610I don’t really like summer or winter tbqhMore of a spring and autumn enjoyer
>>215345603Summer haters include people like Jason, who has a terrible physique and gets brutally outshined by hot, white, six-foot-tall Zoomer boys with ripped bodies that white Zoomer girls are all fawning over at the beach. Fuck a fucking duck and fuck him, thank you.
What’s some boring information about your life?
>>215345661>be American>have AIDS
It good to keep learning new skills, keeps the mind young
>>215345725I’m wearing sweatpants. I try to wear sweatpants as often as possible
Babies are so lazy and entitled. They're so lazy they won't even hold their head up. Babies need to pull themselves up by the bootstraps, stop leeching off of society and get a goddamned job. Get a job stupid lazy baby.
>>215345725i have no hobbies
>>215345709Red herring, infants represent future capitolAs soon as they turn eight or nine we can put them to work
>>215345716Duhhh buhh me no want truck or sedan me want Ferrari! No shit motha fucka!
>>215345725I always go to bed thinking I’ll eat eggs for breakfast but I never do
Hockey is like the whitest sport ever I don't know why you guys like niggerball so fucking much
>>215345737Oh sweaty
>>215345725My hair is light brown and somewhat curly, but it looks different depending on how the light hits itit almost has this gray sheen to it from certain angles
>>215345748I can't see the puck cause my eyes are shit. Basketball I can actually see the ball. Way more goals too.
>>215345753>it almost has this gray sheen to it from certain anglesUnc…
>>215345748>whitest sport everthat would be hobby-horsinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8nZkXfng4A
I try to watch you on TV but I can't see the puckHockey used to have guts but now the teams mighty suck
>>215345753I'm Brazilian and my hair is long and 100% straight
Holy shit! Vancouver just got nuked!
>>215345760It's always looked like this It has this strange feathered lookfrom one angle its darker brown and from another it;s lighterIt's because my mom has black hair but my dad used to have blonde hair, so i think the 2 genes mixed together somehow in a fucky way
>>215345725I think holding in your pee is hot
>>215345725I like sounding videos
Squirt is not piss.
>>215345785Why not Toronto
What happened to our bromance
>>215345801West coast is getting hit bro Seattle and LA just got hit too.
>>215345782I don't believe you, all Brazilians are niggers
>>215345811**kisses you**
>>215345825Kys
>>215345821>I don't believe you, all Brazilians are niggers
>>215345829you first
>Having to buy groceries every week, using currency, having a bank account, having a job. exchanging audio symbols with other humans, having to cut my hair, having to cut my finger nails, having to clean my ears out, having to blow my nose, having to wipe after i do poo poo Tired of all these humiliation rituals. Shit is ridiculous out there...
dogberg is upset and barking because blumpf is invading my city and there are lots of helicopters around
where is hallmark anon?
>>215345843Put him down. Now
>>215345841this but unironicallyi need to transcend the flesh and become a being of pure light
>>215345833My hair looks similar color wise though more curly
>>215345748There were a lot of white NFL players when I first got into football.
>>215345841What if I do all that for you
>>215345862go on....
>>215345843Your dogs a libtard
Waiting for basketball season myself
Le sigh... Still haven't fucked a catgirl
I can suplex you then break your back then fuck your ass make you humble
>>215345843Are you my short friend
>a tie
Thinking of ordering weed from the weed man.
>>215345865You wont though
>>215345884i know you
>>215345895Who am I then
>>215345901Jason
>>215345841There are thousands of homeless that manage fine without any of thosedon't let your dreams be dreams
If we kissed each other we'd feel better
>>215345901you're the anon who bullies innocent apu posters
>>215345904Absolutely fucking not
>>215345884no, i am not a /cum/ personality (yet)
>>215345725I shave my face, pubes, and buzz off my hair every saturday or sunday, however this weekend I failed to do so.
>>215345908This is very true
Wwyd if the orange fascist invaded your city?Would you just let it happen like a cuck?
How does it feel to know you will never share this moment with the love of your life?
>>215345930yes i would stand down
>>215345946i feel nothing
Media exists to spread and create artificial divisions, or otherwise amplify existing ones
>>215345930what if i invaded your hole?
>>215345930He came to my town in 2018. I ditched school to go see him, but he was taking ages so I just went home instead.
>>215345957Good goy
>>215345940Autist
>>215345930i would have a drink and watch the libshits try and do something
>>215345930Has anyone here ever seen Trump?
>>215345983Fascists are cuckolds you guys are fine with having your property destroyed your towns invaded so long as its by the governmentPathetic
>>215345946Feels good because finding people to be my best man and groomsmen would be a horrific experience.
why shouldnt i transition at 25
Ordered weed award!
>>215346015Hell yeeeeaaaaahh
You smoking wee?
>>215346015Those are nigger strains >>215345930Of course I'm not a criminal
>>215346015*smacks lips* *sighhhhn* lucky aas sonbiiiiihhhhhh
>>215346006why arent you out on the street fighting against evil tyranny right now?
>>215346048This is what Jason's future wife will look like, thank you
>>215346048Because he's not invading my city yet. If he was I would be out with the real Americans who care about their country and defending my city right after I made sure that my wife and her boyfriend are safe.
>>215346048If the fascist ICE pigs were invading my city, I would be
>>215346084You wouldn't do shit
Every place in this pos bible thumping state stops selling alcohol at like 9
>>215346007
>>215345946Idc honestly, If I ever actually settle down I don't plan to host a wedding.
>>215346122lmao
Having a beer. A local brewery's refreshing Pilsner.
>>215346007I wouldn't feel embarrassed about just being like "I don't have any friends and I don't give a shit". Most of the bridesmaids hate the bride anyway
Today my sportsball team lost and the sportsball teams I hate all won
>>215346149Wow remind me to be an asshole to you so you can hate me, I need some good luck
I have a "cockvore" bed where I "crawl into" a penis and sleep inside the (ventilated) balls. All fabric/pillow./cum/ would be devastated to experience how comfy this bed is.
My teams won today. Eagles and Blue Jays. Waow!
>>215346167Pictures NOW
imagine watching sportsball
>>215346188It's a healthy outlet for tribalism.More people should watch it desu
>>215346167I sleep in a cockvore bed, do you?
>>215346174Well, it's just a glorified blanket fort... 4 body pillows, a blanket on top of it, pillows underneath the "balls" which are two blankets tucked underneath the "shaft" and protruding from the end of it.
Cowboys won
>>215346201Anon...
I served in the Vietnam War I still remember the chittering noises the gooks'd make when we'd use a flamethrower to get them outta their holesA man doesn't forget a thing like that easily
>>215346216I believe you
>>215346112>>215346082>>215345946why are you seeking validation from retards on an anonymous basket weaving forum? your desperateness comes off as a larp
Resist. Fight. Rebel.They will not take our country from us.
A little piece of my tiny ass pussy just fell off and exploded
>>215346256@FBI @CIA @JIDF
forced to sit like a skyrim jarl because of my back pain
EVISCERATE YOUR ENEMIES AND BEHEAD THEIR CHILDREN metaphorically with voting
drinking milk
>>215345946Okay, I take back my apology. You are clearly doing this to dab on lonely incels.Fuck you. I hope your wife realizes your true cold hearted nature one day.
what's with all those threads about timmies in japanare jeets begging for the acceptance of niponians?
>>215346299no. i think he's an incel who grabbed those pics from his high school friend's instagram
>>215346242I remember this guy in my platoon I called him Jim but none of us knew his real name. Jim was the kind of fellow not prone to speaking if you catch my driftWell this one time out in our tents I caught Jim having a wank he was stroking furious style on his dick, mosquitos were landing on his dick but Jim ... Jim just kept going and i thinks to myself "well Jim you gotta do what you gotta do"Well I always think of Jim when I find myself posting to the /cum/ Jim reminds me a lot of you guys. I've seen a lot of /cum/like folks in my time in Nam'
Currently drinking a couple of these bad boys.
>>215346333these dont do SHIT to mecomplete waste of money
>go to pornhub>see hard sex and soft sexsex is sex, you nincompoops
>>215346347I like when the girl is really into it and talks dirty.
>>215346167this poster is an ftm obsessed with transwomen and futanari who posts on /lgbt/ about being "gock"vored to sleep every night quite sad really
>>215346359She's acting for a paycheck
>>215346256You are right give those fascists hellBtw feel free to share your plans I know of many anti-fascists who would love to connect with you
>>215346359she's acting
>>215346363>>215346370I only watch amateur porn.
>>215346300i don't think nips really hate jeets like westerners do, i think jeets are just stirring up shit because they know this site is weeb central
>>215346321Lotta jims in /cum/ tonight having a ferocious incel wank
>>215346384**wanks on you tummy**
rich motherfucker *beats your head in with a hammer*
My dick’s made of cheese. I need to move to Chongqing.
>>215346398death to brapzils
>>215346398Your posts make me laugh so much
>>215346381amateur nowadays is just OF. back in the day it was a random couple's sex tape
>its a 'may blows up hammonds car' episode
>>215346421He looks like Jason's cousin
>>215346433
>>215346421
>>215346421E.T is satanic i would've chopped that little demonic things head clean offhttps://youtu.be/gZuBOYpUUPA
MAKE NEW REEEEEEEEE
>>215346495Not my problem
>>215346499REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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