Yoshi to Boba Edition Previous: >>215339842
Business idea: clone a panda
>>215342862For me it's The President
business idea: MEGA FART
here at /cum/ industries we believe in gamo supremacy
buldak is too spicy for my pale selfmy european ancestors smile upon me
I'm 5% Ashkenazi
>>215342716do not buy an electric bike for riding around the beach
>>215342932why not I saw a ton of electric bikes on Miami Beach
>>215342907
>>215342902VGH trad /cum/post…
watching jermayes i'm trans
I have positive canthal tilt
>>215342907it is pretty spicy but it's good I still eat it
>>215342995finish the show, cuckboy
>>215343016needs more pixels
>>215342941they were almost certainly rentals with expensive ($50+ dollar) rental fees to overcome how quickly sand, salt water, and humid air are going to break the things down on top of being rented out by a business that has the tools, time, and knowledge to do routine professional maintenancefor the average person who isnt using it to commute you might use it a couple of times a week and then stick it in a garage or shed while not in use any just rinsing the thing off with a hose will not be enough
>>215342907>>215342996You don’t have to use the entire hot sauce packet if it’s so spicy that you don’t enjoy it. Just add a little, try it, add some more, etc until it’s your own desired spiciness
>>215343029
buldak my nuts in your mouth you little bitch
>>215343026big fan of momo myself
>>215343039You can stop posting my wife now
brapzilian
>>215343044
Gonna go to the protein shake place where the cute girl is tomorrow
>>215343055I already told you shes MY wife>>215343026panty >>>>>>>>>>>> fat goth bitch
>>215342996yeah i like that the heat hits pretty hard(for me) but wears off pretty quicktoo spicy to eat regularly for me, but it's a nice treat>>215343035might try that next time, i do want to try all the flavors
>>215342975yes goddess
>>215343035no if I'm not sweating by the time I'm done it's not worth it.
>>215343083>i do want to try all the flavorsoh shit I only have had the one that costco sells I didn't know there were more
i got mogged one time in the gta v beach but irl, two gentrifier looking fuck couples were walking literally in-between me, so i crossed the street. one of those cocksuckers had the audacity to do a nelson type "haaaa haa" laugh. stupid normalfag motherfuckers.
>>215343083>>215343129The “carbonara” one is pretty good. The flavour base before you put in the hot sauce is a bit like Mac and Cheese
There's nothing wrong with anal bleaching
I want to get pegged
>>215343137>were walking literally in-between me,that sounds painful
Tame Impala is shid
>extended family is sending emails asking me to vote a certain way on nov 4th
Gym milfs
futa cock
>>215343214All my family are Republicans so this is not a problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdKfuwy6LUM
Will be driving through Tinicum Township tomorrow
>>215343165NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
Do drugs
o algo
>>215343214I already voted lmaooo
>>215343165Anal bleaching is like blackface except it’s nons pretending to be White women
Wish I had a hot chocolate from Tim's with me right now
>>215343244take some pictures of Tinicum for us
>>215343283
We had a city council election in my town a month ago and it was 8 Republicans vs 1 Democrat
>>215343283You can make better one yourself at home
And you can't fight the tears that ain't comingOr the moment of truth in your liesWhen everything feels like the moviesYAH YOU BLEED JUST TO KNOW YOURE ALIVE
I'm gonna have myself a tiny cum pretty soon (I already jerked off an hour ago)
>>215343333Quads confirm
little lonely. you can call me up at 516-922-9463
>>215343333on my days off I just keep an incognito tab open at all times with sad panda open so I dont have to keep relogging in throughout the day
>>215343380what a life
What's brown backwords
>>215343369not your personal army faggot
>>215343407stupid
I’m watching football. Green Bay Slackers vs Dallas Femboys.
>>215343420football is gay
if you think about it logically the epstein thing was pretty clearly just something for himself and ghislaine and maybe a couple other financiers or some shit that nobody has ever heard of. if donald trump wanted to fuck a kid he would just go down to one of the teen beauty pageants he owned and wave some money around he wouldn’t go through a middleman with a conviction and fuck a kid with a security camera trained on his perineum in the guest bedroom. nobody named by the victims has been arrested or charged, there was one civil trial against prince andrew and he was not found liable. none of the victims have even alleged abuse at the hands of clinton or trump. it’s possible trump was fucking kids and they bonded over that fact but i don’t buy that epstein was a pimp or a blackmailer i think it was a fairly small time operation for his own enjoyment
I’m chinese
hardcore gay anal sex? i'll pass. sorry.
>>215343420dallas sisters not like this..
>watching the no fun leaguethis is a cfb general
not gonna respond to the obvious concern trollits pretty clear he was part of it, a lot of elites were. nothing is ever going to come of it though even if it were to be released just like the panama papers
>>215343369cringe
Drinking Bombay Sapphire gin
Alcohol is bad for you
Hmm. Upon close examination I have determined that this man is a liberal.
>>215343472based fellow /druk/ chad
>>215343485Why?
>>215343472good in a martini, dirty, shaken
>>215343503It would get in the way of my narrative.
>>215343487Yeah haha>>215343504>dirtyWith the olive brine? That’s nice.
Reminder that certain types of alcohol have to 100x the phytoestrogen amount as soy and can cause actual estrogenic effects
>>215343513He did a horrible thing
>>215343521not hard alcohols
>>215343369I was runnin' through the 516 with my woes
CALIFORNIAUBER ALLESCALIFORNIA UUUUBER ALLESUBER ALLESCALIFORNIAUBER ALLES CAAAAAAAAAAALIFORNIA
>>215343435>he wouldn’t go through a middleman with a conviction and fuck a kid with a security camera trained on his perineum in the guest bedroomWhen Trump was friends with Epstein he did not have a conviction. The guests did not know they were being filmed. the cameras were hidden >nobody named by the victims has been arrested or charged,Yes .. and why is that...
>>215343454based
I'm on my vodka arc
>not hard alcohols
>>215343454VGH Canadian football
>>215343552>hits the helmet of someone who doesnt even have the balltruly favstian
>>215343441I like to think the majority of leafs here are Chinese
>>215343456you did respond however. he might be in on it but not under the supervision of epstein. the people associated with epstein are like dershowitz and jean luc brunel (literally who). and when the victims talk they say things like prince andrew paid me to suck his dick when i was 17, not i was gangraped in a masonic temple by guys in goat masks. this whole thing has been greatly sensationalized
>>215343485Imagine what kind of DEI faggot tranny Antifa you’d have to be to sign up to be a ZOGbot in the U.S. military LOL
i miss my friend shahar
>>215343552what was this supposed to accomplish with the ball already stopped
>>215343594Is it true that he died doing what he loved (genociding Palestinians)
>>215343594what kind of dumb ass name is 'shahar'
>>215343579uh HERO PREASE
His hands look like THAT so mine can look like THIS
>>215343603he was trying to force a fumble by uhjumping on top of his own players
It's actually incredible how you can be so universally hated
>>215343560I used to look like this
>>215343288I will when I go back to get gas on my way out
>>215343642why’d they vote for him
>>215343653Tories bad o algo
>>215343521isnt this only true in very hoppy beers like IPAsI remember reading about how people knew hops fucked with your shit very early on because girls that would work for brewers in medieval times would frequently start their periods early
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtC3Vtq-1nsBecause I'm a rider (YAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)Oh, yes, a soul survivor (YEEEEAAAHHHH)'Cause everybody know the game don't stopTryin' to make it to the top 'fore your ass get popped nowIf you a rider (yaaaaahhhh)Oh, yes, a soul survivor
would you help her on her quest!?
>>215343688I don't like Asian women
>>215343603nothing. there were no thoughts going through that melaninated fellas head. he received a penalty for unnecessary roughness which probably should have been targeting with an ejection but this was at the very end of the game anyway so it didnt really matter. at least it was very funny
>>215343580Lol what a cope
>>215342862I wouldn't fight someone trying to kill me I just ask they make it quick
>>215343741pussy
I have a desire to engage in sexual activities with adult female homo sapiens
>>215343780My life is not worth living and I am struggling to find a will to even leave bed
>>215343728yeah it’ll all come out in 2 more weeks right after jfk jr comes back
It's cope, hope, dope, pope, or rope
>>215343831Nope
>>215343831love some old school hip-hop
suhh dooood
I went to the waterpark *starts crying*
there's too many MINORITIESat my WATERPARK
>>215343858lol
How do people even get fatLike I've been skinnyfat and out of shape but not actually obese
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>215343860https://youtu.be/oEWP85aKC3k?si=x5kRI9kzP9x5UMC0
My dick got turned chinese by a wizard*rips off cock with my hands**blood sprays*
>>215343884you probably have a tapeworm
Less than 2 hours till my /mu/ ban ends.
>>215343884Consistently eating a caloric surplus
>>215343923I post on /mu/ all the time and never get banned
Driving a dune buggy down a mountain. Weeow
>>215343941Janners hate the /metal/ general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gO3cFz53vs8
BLACKPINK IN YOUR AREA
>>215343935That's not entirely true. A dietician explained to me that when someone's fat and they have a caloric deficit their body will go make a greater effort to retain calories.
>>215343892God turned my dick white and he also made it small I hate that faggotI wish God made me a nigger with a gorilla dick
>>215343961For me it's /wpop/
>>215344029
I haven't gooned in 3 days. I went on a binge gooning to some of the most degenerate shit I ever gooned to (won't say what, don't bother asking) and I literally feel like nothing does it for me anymore and I'm all gooned out And know what? It feels good. I feel free. Really bored though.
>went to look at car Insruance quotes >All of them 300 minium for full coverage >Need full coverage to get a car with a loan Well shit I only have 6k
>>215344054Don’t masturbate for 2 months and you’ll be ejaculating to vanilla stuff in 10 seconds
>>215344054However I will say, it wasn't anything that was illegal to produce
WHAT A LIFE
My arm is tired from scrolling and posting on /cum/ all day
There has never been this many revenge against society attacks in all of human history. Something must be very wrong in the environment in which we live for this to be commonplace
I'm trying to figure out if the people that spam every thread mentioning the US in Canadian subreddits with declarations they'll never set foot in the US again and anyone who does is a traitor are serious or if they're just propaganda bots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
just DESTROYED a moth
Foreskin definitely has the same texture as bubblegum
just resurrected an angry moth
>>215344029Based
>>215344120*kicks you square in the nuts*
>>215344095Come on man, you know very well that Canada's biggest #1 thing is smug superiority to Americans
>>215344029>>215344122Looking forward to the new Taylor album?
The food network was a good network. I especially enjoyed the Diners Drive ins and Dives program with Guy Fieri
>>215344095>>215344132>spending time on Reddit>everqueer
Day three of nofap. The webm FK posted almost made me lose
>>215344029What is wpop? Whore pop?
>>215344140I don't listen to the music I just look up the girls profiles on wikifeet
My boy’s got his own ringtone. It’s the only one I know It’s the only one I know
>>215344063Not even 2 months in he'd be waking up with his underwear all nutted.
>>215344089The Internet + microplastics
>>215344154Western pop
>>215344095I have disdain for Americans for sure but I wouldn't "never" go down there ever again. Not now, certainly, but things change y'know. I used to go down to Bellingham and Whatcom county all the time as a teen and in my early 20s and I really liked it. Crossing the border has always felt scary and I haven't been down there since about the age of 21 but now the prospect just seems terrifying so fuck it.
>>215340195it tastes basically the exact same as regular chili. i can barely even tell there's pumpkin in it.
>>215344089Your society has been tribalised. There is no longer a common community, you are two competing tribes that don't show each other any empathy or, increasingly, mercy.
Bros I need a coffee
At least 50% of Americans are irredeemably insane.t. Canadian living in the US
>>215343642The right cares more about RW identity than policy specifics. Any attempt to pander by adopting RW policy is doomed to failure because you're not their guy. He could drown immigrants in underwater cages and they still wouldn't like him.
>>2153442081993
>>215344208Americans and Canadians are basically the same people
>>215344197I ask only because I've barely been to the States owing to personal circumstances and now I'm finally in a position where I can start going on roadtrips and I'm expected to just...not? Like, easy for people to say if they've been going every year for years but I haven't. So long as Border Patrol lets me in (you never know - they're an full liberty to powertrip and fuck with people for no reason) I intend to see what I want to see.
>>215344229The last year where 90% of Americans weren't morbidly obese
Bro thinks being Canadian is a credential
Smth I always thought was weird whenever I went down to the States was how there were American flags everywhere. Like calm down.
>>215344197>now the prospect just seems terrifying so fuck it.Why?
>>215344208Given 50% of the population are, by definition, below median IQ this is expected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7f6HiQ2LuU
>>215344257>calm downI don't think that concept exists there
>>215344257Yes you would feel that way cuckold deracinated globalist faggot
Starting to think germs are a psyop. I mean have you ever heard of someone getting sick because they picked up and ate food from the ground?
>>215344176It’s not lost on me that columbine coincided with the internet slowly becoming more mainstream, and that Eric and Dylan were both addicted to the internet and gaming
>>215344285OH CAN YOU SEE
I’m only 150 pounds yet my resting heart rate is like 80
>>215344247Here's a bit of advice (not personal advice but it is important). Take a plane. That way you're cleared thru US customs on the Canadian side, at a Canadian airport, and that way they can't arbitrarily detain you. Land border is totally different cause the customs is on the US' respective side of the border, so you cross the border before you even get to customs and they can fuck with you as much as they want cause you're in their country.
Spent two hours cooking food only to discover fruit flies infested my vinegar and it ruined my food at the final step. I was two minutes away from eating.
>>215344225What more restrictive immigration policies has he enacted?
it's kind of weird and intimate to think that we're all masturbating right now but also talking to each other
>>215344287brian tier post
what about that town in vermont or new hampshire where the road splits the border
If I was born in the early 20th century i would have been an anarchist with a big bushy mustache
>>215344287This is a truly American way of thinking. "You can't trust the government therefore Earth is flat and germ theory is a hoax."
I can not physically afford a car should I just do plan b and take out debt then leave America?
>>215344140I'm horny
ameriKKKrackers completely unironically be like "oh no I don't listen to metal I'm a christian"
>>215344327Today’s anarchists are such pussies compared to the anarchists of old. Anarchists used to regularly assassinate the leaders of countries. Now they throw bricks into shoe shops and call it a day
>>215344287Do you maybe think people aren't getting sick from eating food off the ground because we've been taught from a young age not to eat food off the ground??? Truly American-tier logic.
>>215344322Border Patrol must have daily fits over this shit
>>215344319>>215344333>>215344353Not an argument
I’m watching football. I’m w-watching football! Ah fuck, I just don’t know man. I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing.
>mfw an amerifat thought being 350 lbs wasn't fat near me
>>215344336You're whiny and histrionic you wont do shit bitch
>mfw a canadian lost the stan lee finals near me
>>215344314Path to residency takes 10 years now instead of 5. They're going to force them to prove they contribute to society if they want to stay. They must demonstrate English competency. Increased scrutiny on employers who hire foreigners, etc.They released a white paper:https://www.gov.uk/government/news/prime-minister-unveils-new-plan-to-end-years-of-uncontrolled-migration
>can still see the moonface through the tinder profile picture blur It’s so fucking over
Bee Gees speakeasy. do you living inside a dream? do you living inside a dream?
why did trap music stop being good?https://youtu.be/IxJjY5T9yag?feature=shared
>trap>good
Remember how much everyone hated Dubya? I miss those times. Do you think we'll be saying the same thing about the present in 20 years?
>traps>gay
>>215344444Quints for Dubya!
https://youtu.be/f45K8Jh14-k?t=159
>>215344415Err ooErr ooErr oo
>>215344444yeah. every point in history seems like the most momentous to the people living in it i guess. people probably thought the same shit about rutherford b hayes back in the day that we think about trump now. checked btw
>>215344453jason tier post
>>215344444Trump 2.0 feels like Dubya in the sense that retarded faggot southerners feel emboldened.
Thread took a grim turn. I blame Californians
Every day I'm seeing new victories for Al Qaeda and IS in west Africa. Very concerning situation
>>215344481not my problem is it
>>215344473idk about traps but you gay as hell
>>215344444https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jAHy1If531k
>>215344481When I was a kid I thought ISIS would take over America lol
jason fears rape too much to post in this thread these days
>>215344264he's probably brown
sapporo ichiban chow mein noodles + sauerkraut + celeriac
>>215344519>chow mein noodles + sauerkraut
>>215344523you dumb? cabbage is normally mixed in chow mein
>>215344489Lmfao. Better times. I miss the '00s so much it's insane.
>>215344533yah but not fermented cabbage, you nanook
>>215344491>When I was a kidVery grim.
Americans don't know what kimchi is and can't use chopsticks.
>>215344559>Waaaa i'm oldboo hoo nigga
>>215344572I learned how to use chopsticks in the first grade
I have a narcissistic streak
>>215344576Being under the age of 25 is bannable offense.
>>215344576You didn't get to grow up in the '00s. I feel sorry for you.
>>215344576bodied that decrepit pedophile
>>215344372I mean look my life is over I am 22 I can't afford college I can't get into a trade because no car I can't even get any job without cars
1994 lyfe
>>215344572Kimchi is literally just pickled cabbage
if you werent watching rocket power in the early 00's, you dont know SHIT about america
Doing a simple basic rebranding on all my socialsNot letting bad actors know my real thoughts.Especially out of touch boomers and gen x||These dying cretins will literally go out of their way to ruin your life, not just their own life at home with their distant wife and kids||||When their kind is already proven to be able to destroy the nation and the economy in a heartbeat, they can do it to your life too.||||They're jealous seeing you living life pursuing whatever you want||||Boomers and gen x decides the policies that made this Condition we live in yet they also mad when we found out workarounds or just simply dont care||
one of my coworkers told me he's been having an existential crisis ever since his daughter was born a couple months ago and so I spoke with him candidly about the meaning of life for a few minutesI hope it helped him somehow
>>215344614Take the bus
>>215344620It's fermented cabbage but yeah. Kimchi noodle sooo good lah! >>215344622I was busy playing outside, and I was more into Pokemon and Digimon at the time anyways...
I don’t feel good ugh unplug me unplug me
might replay baldurs gate 3. that was a fun game
I remember when the first Pokemon movie came out. I was 4.
>Boomers didn't get to experience prime fortnite or tiktokgrim.
I made this
Lower back pain sucks
>>215344626>the meaning of life for a few minutesSo you told him about the gospel, right? >>215344653Forums were way cooler.
TOTAL ZOOMER DEATH
Denounce the CIA!
>>215344384Ok so basically nothing really, just making it ever so slightly harder
>>215344641https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPR7S-qo8Ag
> ITT: boomers whining about missing the good old days and back painJesus No wonder this site is so empty. Its users are literally dying off
>>215344638I tried laying in the street in order to be hit but basically some guy yelled at me to kill myself without bothering him
>>215344626what kind of things did you talk about? i can understand his viewpoint if he had kids without planning for it. it instantly takes away large parts of "the life you could have had".everyone's "meaning of life" is a little different so i'm not looking to judge one way or another.
>ITT: boomers whining about missing the good old days and back pain. Jesus No wonder this site is so empty. Its users are literally dying off
>>215344653Real mfers played DTI on Roblox
im back
I literally get angry when people excitedly start talking about whatever Trump didPretending that things happen or will ever happen pisses me offI should have the right to physically torture people until they admit nothing ever happensI'm only half joking
I’m so excited to drink this coffee
This is strictly a millenial website.
>>215344656I made this
>>215344624>|These dying cretins will literally go out of their way to ruin your life, not just their own life at home with their distant wife and kids||Why do you put these | around indonesian version of quote markers?
real niggas played boxhead
LDARing
>>215344739No you didn't.
>>215344728The Holocaust 4.5 x a Billion is already in the works
>>215344690Based lad.https://youtu.be/G-3VS9t8hNII was way more of a Tamers fan to be honest. >>215344695>Zoomer misuses the word "boomer" againTZD indeed.
el doyers won their game today
>>215344758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbFRZp2iP_Y
>>215344704he clocked you. you don’t even have the self sufficiency and animation to blow your own head off. you were making a woe is me performance like you always do. to tell you to kill yourself is a waste of breath you will never do anything, you’re like a slug, you’re a nonstarter, you have no energy
I call them the s00yers
As much as I dislike Americans I pronounce "Z" like "zee" because it's W X Y & ZEE not W X Y & ZED. ZED DOESN'T RHYME NIGGA YOU'RE FUCKING UP THE ALPHABET SONG WITH YOUR ZED FUCK OUTTA HERE.
>As much as I dislike Americans
anyone over the age of 30 is a boomer in mind, body, and spirit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1nsjxoKKfk
>>215344771Don't remember this one. >>215344797>bagged milk Stop embarrassing yourself, your ignorance is showing.
>>215344708I told him, in so many words, that worrying about existential problems is a privilege for those with too much time on their hands (not him specifically but really urban society as a whole) and that he should find some meaningful hobby to occupy his mind with to keep those kind of thoughts away.it was much more nuanced and long-winded than that but it's the gist of what I had told him.
>>215344801>tfw 29
>>215344801Gen Z all think boomers are anyone 20 years older than them. Just like how everyone over 30 thinks Gen Z are all 15
30.6% of female physicians go part time or leave medicine altogether within 6 years of completing their residencies compared to 4.6% of maleswomen were 54.6% of total med school enrollments in the US during the 2023-2024 academic yearthere is a shortage of physicians in most of the country
Doja Cat's new album made 0 noise
46 minutes until I can shitpost in /metal/ agin.
>Stop embarrassing yourself, your ignorance is showing.
Albinos… too much of a good thing?
>>215344830>Part timeThat makes sense given they're likely doing it to raise children.
>>215344666>the gospel>those digitswhat does it mean.....
Isn't life a grand and spectacular adventure?
>listening to metal past the age of 13
>>215344880crazy how we're all just a bunch of /cum/mers making our way in this big ol crazy worldhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ69svOtmAM
I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn’t really a date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed.
>>215344880it's like a pretty cool tv show but 90% of the runtime is commercials
>lead poisoning, insane politics, resentment over not leading the nation like boomers and getting passed over for millenials, young enough to get addicted to retarded internet shit but old enough to act out like boomersWe're gonna see a lot more gen x shootings
>>215344880uhhhhh no
I can't get crushes. All my glands are calcified
All the online articles are trying to hide his face, drove drunk with a baby in the car and then resisted arrest.
I can feel a shit brewing!
>>215344906
Looong daaaark bluuuuuuueees
>>215344928LSD will fix that. >>215344932So what. Toronto has always been a dogshit team.
ypipo be like ":3"
>>215344960no that's asians
>>215344950
>>215344965no, asian niggas be like "yoooo :D" and ypipo be like ":3"
>>215344960i want to cum on your face :3
asian niggas be like"this boiled cat needs more MSG"
>>215344968God bless these boys for beating the soilers twice.
new>>215345001>>215345001>>215345001
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>>215345009**shakes my booty**
