Prev >>215334925Arch nemesis edition
I never watched this show
Me on the right
BLACKSTINK IN YOUR AREA
>>215339888Really funny how they ruined that franchise on purpose by doing a musical with lady gaga because the chuds liked the original too much
>>215339888>>215339911I didn't watch the second one, not canon
>>215339911>lets make a garbage movie to pwn the chudsThe first one was pretty shit and normie anyway
Nooooo not my heckin capeshiterinooo!!!!
Homosexuality makes the dubious ontological claim that gay people are real. There's no such thing as gay people.
Umm
If I were myself, I would definitely kmsThat guys a fucking loser lol
>>215340016I thought they just let any indian with a pulse into canada
i'm glad that people say "normie" now instead of the original wordit always felt weirdly edgy and unnecessary
>>215340057shut up faggot
newbag detected
https://youtu.be/LlN8MPS7KQs
Imagine eating this good
>>215340099gayson tier steak but the pasta looks edible
its that time
>>215340110What about lifting weights?
>>215340159why would lifting weights get me drunk?
>>215340057Shut up normal niggerWe don't care about your comfort faggot. Go get raped or kys, or whatever
https://youtu.be/gtBclB5XrB8gonna make this tonight
I have lost the ability to shit in my home in my city in my locality in my state in my country does this happen in your home in your city in your locality in your unit of regional division in your country
ayo this nigga CONSTIPATED
kind of want to watch naruto, might be doing that
I got married
>>215340297that isn't you.
no one asked
>>215340297Congratulations
>>215340297and you didnt invite us?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWD9GF-Ogf4
You have been visited by the dreadful gothjeetRepost this to 5 other threads or you will be bitten by an desi vampire tonight
>>215340297why are you black
Blue Jays win the division wow!
>>215340049It’s probably referring to an attempt by a “temporary foreign worker” (maybe most analogous to an illegal immigrant in the U.S.? but it’s sanctioned by the Canadian government) to gain permanent residency status (like a U.S. green card) by buying a 17yo Canadian citizen sex slave and marrying her
A maga chud setting a Mormon church on fire because he think they're responsible for Charlie's death is unbelievably funny
so funny it obviously didn't happen
>>215340373>Stankees>bombston
reckon i'll do a cheeky quick goon
i started the pork shoulder in the oven 2 hours ago, 2 hours to go for delicious braisé pork
>>215340418He has Trump signs all over his house. Sorry buddy, this one is yours.
>>215340404Shortly after someone firebombed the rapper Ice Cube’s tour bus because they thought it was DHS ICE lmaoAre Americans no longer competent enough to prosecute a civil war?
you'd have to be in a civil war to prosecute one
the world is a vampire
>>215340373Troonto Jeetario Poo Gays
>>215340486Sent to draaaaaaaiiin
>>215340297congrats
>>215340486>>215340496secret destroyer hold you up to the flaaaaames
>WAKE ME UP INSIDECAN'T WAKE UP>WAKE ME UP INSIDECAN'T WAKE UP
That dude was just a commentator, why are is it being treated MLK level?
>>215340297congraturation
>>215340536Whom?
>CUM INSIDEI CAN'T CUM INSIDE>NUT INSIDESAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEE
>>215340465not even close to the same guy, do glowniggers really
>>215340582Autism faceblindness test: FAILED
Wake me up when September ends…
>>215340465Tomar..?
>>215340592if I was faceblind they would look exactly the same, retard
>>215340606He got tired of Mormons calling themselves Rocky Mountain Jews
>>215340580(Knock me up) Knock me up inside(I can't knock up) Knock me up inside(Breed me)
>>215340623Knowledge test on the definition of "faceblind": FAILED
>>215340297congratulations! i wish you two all the best
>Suspect in the Michigan church shooting is White why are they like this? No other race of people goes into churches and shoots people up except for paki and arab muslims, indian hindus (if you are the equivalent to a paki arab and indian that says alot about you)
>>215340297what your ethnic background and what her ethnic background
these asian girls they are MINE
>>215340465Chud on chud friendly fire, tragic stuff
Gomu Gomu no Pistol
it's all so tiresomethere are not even that many mudslimes in Michigan outside of like 2 cities, why does CNN need to virtue signal like this
>>215340734Lil brow nigga doesn't realize nobody likes him lolololl
>>215340686the correct form is "white" (also "black")the words are used as descriptors of skin color, not of ethnoracial origin no matter what Merriam Webster had to say on the issue back in 2020 when they were trying to prevent their business from being cancelled or burned down
>>215340734Me in the white shirt
>>215340752>"You’re an Islamophobe. And although you live here, I want you to know as mayor you are not welcome here," Hammoud said at the time. "The day you move out of the city will be the day I launch a parade celebrating the fact that you moved out of the city."You are not welcome here chud. Islamophobes btfo
I did cum
>>215340779erm it's Whiteandblack
>>215340734needs to wear shoes and actual clothes instead of walking around half-naked like a FUCKING gorilla
>>215340813>Islamophobethat term is meaninglessno one is scared of muslims, we just don't like them the correct term should be anti-saracen
incel, 87IQ, 5'9
>>215340845So true
Being inclusive is the real punk rock
>>215340857Shouldn’t people who are against Islam/Arabs be called antisemites
My A-cup Jewish wife.
In the mirror I look almost 6/10In a selfie I look subhuman
There are some people who were just born to be main characters. Trump, Chris chan, Terry Davis You have people who are important like Biden but you just know ultimately they'll be forgotten in the annals of history
>>215340915not really theres a ton of shitskin indog and desi (paki, indian, and bangladeshi) muslims that are not Arab
haha anals
>>215340984Trump surechris chan and terry davis though?
business idea: sepuku
I'm gonna give you some annals you won't forget
>>215340903Negro blood is as red as white person bloodanti-racism is now proven scientificallyYour welcome
>>215340984Anal-ize this faggot .... shoots poop all over your history book
>>215341017lol
>>215341005Chris chan is the forest Gump of our times https://youtu.be/n062B5gurp0?si=6Dy5NVjnTc6lyVaHAnd Terry's story is too interesting to fade away
>>215341018
trump, obama, and bush are all very strange looking peopleif they weren't famous and you saw them you'd remember seeing them because of how weird they look
drinking beer
>>215341061Richard Nixon is also one of the strangest looking people of all time. That’s probably a big part of why they get elected. They say that the biggest factor in getting elected is name recognition, and having an easily memorable face would play a role in that.
>>215341061They're all reptiles who's bloodlines go back to ancient sumerian kings
I prefer 10 billions illegal immigrants over 1 indian
>>215341090Pedro Sanchez
>>215341061Ever notice how many presidents have abnormally large heads? What's up with that?There's exceptions sure, but on average it seems like many have large heads
>one of my eyes is 0.1cm higher up than the other
>>215341104nope, Pedro de Alvarado (Hispanic Conquistador)
>>215341121https://youtu.be/FQgjpnr5e2s?si=QhUGJIGys2BQgiBB
my wife says im better looking than george clooney
greatest anime of all time
>>215341124my face is disfigured
>>215341143ask her why she knows what other men look like
>>215341158You should become a mercenary/soldierjust become an absolute ugly bastard
>>215341173we watched burn after reading last night
Must be a slow news day. All the Telegram OSINT channels are making hundreds of posts about the fucking Moldovan election.
>>215341193im too retarded
>>215341197fucking love that movie
>>215341199some frenchman made a thread on /int/ i saw that said he's in the army and being sent to moldova for the election for some reasonthis was 2 days ago i think
>>215341212Join the French foreign legion
>>215341199well yeah they're obviously rigging the election.
Feds on here openly try to trick incels into doing crimes just for shits and gigglesEvil stuff
>>215341224im joining perma neethood soon
>>215339842>Are you unhappy, girl, in this confusing world?>Where everything you earn is getting left to burn?>If it were up to me, then living would be free>And I can give you that, and I can give you that
>>215341224NTAthey have higher physical requirements than any other military I know of
this tallboy of hard mt dew isnt doing shitam I unable to get drunk?
I've been out of a job for like 2 weeks nowI guess i should try applying for internships or something, but i kinda really don't want to
when DARKNESS TURNS TO LIGHTit ends tonight, it ends tonightjsut a little inSANEwont make this rightits too late to fightit ends tonightit ends toNIIIIIGHT
Got mozzarella sticks in ze oven. Drinking covfefe and got my weed pen. Blasting Within Temptation. My /mu/ ban ends in 4 hours. Life is good.
>>215341314me? fire theft
>>215341218>>215341224Why, so you can get sent to Moldova to rig the election?
>Got mozzarella sticks in ze ovenBut senpai that's not how you cook those! That's improper!
god phantom world was such an awful show
Mewing didn't work, time for jaw surgery
>>215341347*clocks you in the jaw*
Sunday evening already? Those two days really go by before you know it, huh?Anywho~ chop chop, off to bed wageys.
>>215341266that shit is vile
>>215341355Do you have the time
>>215341411TO LISTEN TO ME WHINE
>>215341408my temp job ended on Fridayfeels great
>eye asymmetryit's over.
>>215341271Never give in to wage cuckery
for a guy with an 89 iq i ain't stupid
I be eating of peanug nubberFresh from the jar with a big spoon
why is moldova a country
>>215341436me? 83
>>215341429He’s just bogged
What will your job be in post-WW3 nuclear fallout?
>>215341480ill be dead tho
>>215341480Concubine for rich Arab men
does everything in the fireball of a nuclear explosion get atomized
>>215341505stop being gay
>>215341508Yea, pretty big death radius around the fire ball too
>>215341508dunno
>>215341523i knew it
>>215341478this lady goes to every Berkeley city council meeting to bitchthen there's the one on the left...
>>215341530This video is crazy, the girl didn't even post anything, she just viewed a post.
>>215341523**runs towards fireball of my own volition**
>>215341554too late by then, you have to try to be directly under the missile when it lands
>>215341530erm you gentlewomen do not have jurisdiction in this country however
>>215341571nah. ill be burned to a crisp by the radiation
Fireball is where you want to be a nuclear explosion, near instant death, not the slow and agonizing death blast radius
>>215341553qrd?
>>215341553did the rozzers say that?
>>215341588Young girl viewed a post on social media, so those cops depicted in that meme seized her phone. If she didn't give up the phone she would be arrested.
>>215341553this has been debunked
>>215341596No the girlz's mom was saying why her phone being take for just viewing a post. I think they wanted to investigate to see if the girl was making any posts.
>>215341612By who?
>the 82 year old deBOONKer
what a complete waste of 5 bucks
>>215341145(F)elon is cringe, but colonizing mars, having a rocket company, and faking your degrees is pretty favstian.
>>215341645nottingham police force
>>215341665i don't feel bad for doomers.
>>215341654why is right making that face?
>>215341674not a reliable source
UK has arrested way more people for social media posts than Russia
>>215341654You’re lying if you wouldn’t
>>215341687Its pretty funny desu
>>215341700
>>215341687she's trying to pretend she's a real copper
Hello yes? We did it for our cocks. Hello we did it for our cocks. Hello it is yes and we did do it f9r our cocks. Hello we did it yes for our cocks.
>>215341700Isn't Canada the same?
>>215341738>>215341721just noticed her hands are on her hips. kek
>>215340297record the honey moon
wonder if there will be any historians centuries from now
just found out canadians go to "stag parties"
>>215341773Hello yes we did it for our cocks.
>>215341754In Canada a handful of people have been arrested, but you have to go really hard on the nazi type posts. One guy was arrested in Winnipeg for that type of stuff.
>>215341654Sex with the blonde one :3
>>215341797Turns out it's really difficult to prove a hate crime in Canada.
>>215341654if lady on the left told me she was a cop, i wouldnt believe her
Hello yes I’m drinking a martini with my cock
>>215341828hate crimes are not a real thing
can anyone send me a link of a Chinese person playing American Truck Simulator: Iowa in Chinese please
>>215341850Yeah
>>215341840neither of them are believable
>>215341654"What, you're not going to let us in? Do we need to call the real cops, the ones with guns?"
>>215341840But you'd believe the right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADqiDqZoq2Y
>>215341870no.
>>215340173>Me if lifting weights hot me drunk
>hot me
>>215341604Chuds claim this is bad then turn around and defend the doxxing of leftists for "violent rhetoric"You are all hypocritical fascist scum, and we've had enough
>>215341926historically inaccurate
>>215341870neither are tough nor meant to be cops. at least left isnt pretending to be tough but right is over doing it that is coming off as comical rather than sincere
>You are all hypocritical fascist scum, and we've had enough
>>215341942wrong
Thanks to /cum/ I get to view every unfunny xitter post
>>215341930tit for tat is the only way you libshits will learn your lesson so alas, you created the game and now you'll reap the rewards.
Laundry machine making demonic sounds right meow
>>215341957
>>215341919hot to go
>>215341930I don't care about right or left. Free speech should be absolute as long as you do not call for violence.
>>215341957its usually only a small subset of posters
>>215341979you better get it leveled or you're gonna ruin your washer
>>215341999>Free speech should be absolute as long as you do not call for violence.Chuds say this and then ignore calls for violence against minorities / POC / Queer folxFree speech is a dog whistle and you know it
>>215341926
I failed again. I’m such a pussy I can’t even bring myself to reply to women on dating apps. It’s been almost 12 hours since this cute girl liked me and I’ve done nothing. She probably has 6 other guys in her inbox since then and has forgotten all about me. Fuck my life.
>>215342037haha anon is a PUSSY
>Chuds say this and then ignore calls for violence against minorities / POC / Queer folx
>>215342037do 20 push-ups and send a text right after bro
Not thrilled about having to work for the rest of my lifeJust seems kinda gay
>>215342008Well I rent so whatever
>>215342037>dating appslow chance that would lead anywhere
>>215342087you'll be out of a washer for a week
>>215342037>this cute girl liked melucky nigga
If you sympathize with these freaks, you're not human.
>>215342074why>>215342101I’ll be honest, the main reason I installed these apps was to test how ugly I really am. By the looks of the women who are liking me I can’t possibly be that unattractive. These are women that I would genuinely want to date.
>>215342175powerful and brave
>>>/a/282633225Jason got btfo and then his thread died
>>215342200most of gaysons threads die with 5 posts
>>215342175something something communism is when ugly freaks make it illegal to be normal etc
>>215342175>one woman in a wheelchair jiggles her breasts at passing carsHOT, yes I do support this. I wish more women would destroy fascists by exposing their breasts to me
>Jason got btfo and then his thread died
>>215342242lil bro is DOWN BAD
>he still posts this image not knowing the context or characters at allembarassing, really
>>215342175NUKE POORTLAND
>>215342175hehe my city
>>215342262no it's too beautiful.we just need to politically cleanse it of anyone left of dubya bush
remember when gayson was advocating for cuckoldry 2 days ago?
same things make us laugh, make us cry
Dogberg is such a whore for cuddles and pats
>t-there's context which justifies goshkin marrying a human woman
>why yes, I get angry at anime I dont even watch not knowing the characters or context
>>215342328I look like this
>>215342341lmao jason can be funny sometimes silly webm
lets fucking watch naruto, all 900 episodes of it
took me like 45 minutes to dice a single onion.
>>215342353erm no that's me...
Ugh fuuuck my head aauuwghOh fuck aaaagh
>>215342378Yeah I know but I look like you
>>215342341The way he looks away and blinks.......unf im wet......
>>215342361I actually went back and watched the ending of naruto earlier this year because I stopped watching after pain arc back when I was in my teens/early 20s. I skipped all filler and fast forwarded through recaps in non filler episodes. I finished in 2 or 3 days and was left very unimpressedI dont really think anime is for me anymore. I fucking loved cowboy bebop, samurai champloo, and FMA brotherhood when I was younger but I just cant get hooked anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6g3GqmM0Vw
First of all, I am Vegeta. Second of all, you're not Vegeta. Third of all, you wanna be Vegeta but you can't be Vegeta because I'm Vegeta.
>>215342391are you my long lost twin sister?
After a few hours coffee always crashes my moodidk why i cant stop myself from drinking it
>>215342341what an odd dysgenic freak
who's making all these unfunny fag posts
You know I don't like this Hitler guy, but when you get locked into the spell of his beautiful eyes, it's hard to look away.
>>215342498You
>medbeds are officially going to be releasedExciting news everyone! #wwg1wga
Did your baybaw team make the playoffs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz4l9_bzfZM
Remember that child that burned alive inside a medbed?
>>215342411naruto is just bad
>>215342532now i'm interested
how do you respond, /cum/?
Damn this thread is even worst than normal
talk me out of it
Me af
i do not care for pynchon or delillo
>>215342561I'd have a beer
mayday mayday the thread is being invaded by fags we need to deploy a tactical trvthnvke NOW
>>215342573I'm so envious of gen alpha kids riding these around
destiny is live and playing expedition 33 if anyone was curious
>>215342573What would you use it for?
>>215342589
>>215342573they're pretty heavy just fyi
>>215342551
>>215342601wtf lady this is some kind of trick I'm not paying
I once bought an $1500 e-bike but was too lazy to assemble it and ended up throwing it out when i had to move
>>215342627yare yare daze
>>215342561That's my wife
I can see the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders on my tele and I want to eat all of their pussies so fucking fast and retarded.
>>215342616brutal
>>215342585Umm sweaty Pynchon is the greatest American author since Steinbeck
>>215342640she's mine, curr
>>215342616Hyperbaric chamber is used for oxygen treatment, high concentration of o2, which is dangerous if a spark or fire gets near that ...Thats not a med bed
>>215342648Kerouac > pynchon, although V is a masterpiece
Go ’head, shake ya butt
Life begins at 12% bodyfat
>>215342598I live on an island and everything is connected with bikepaths. I get free parking at all the beach accesses due to being a resident but I still like the idea of not having to take my car everywhere>>215342609ive been told. its actually the fairly big consideration of mine because I drive a honda civic hatchback without a hitch so id likely have to get a hitch installed to have a bike rack that could hold it if I ever wanted to take it anywhere other than home
>>215342616did he take himself out with his own ki blast?
Cowboys or Packers?
>>215342648that would be mccarthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LwcvjNJTuM
My dad has been playing african drum beats. When I ask him why, he says "it's our human history" and does not elaborate.
Anyone else getting a bunch of emails about lawsuits due to data breaches?i've gotten like 4 different onesfirst one was Meta, then a bunch of others followed soon after
>>215342723sounds pretty gay to me
>>215342734he sounds like a faggot boomertard
>sports
cant even piss IN MY OWN HOME because of my fucking housemate
>>215342616rip gohan, he couldnt handle the hyperbolic time chamber
Getting that itch to go on a night drive, but i don't got anywhere to goNo point to driving aimlessly
>>215342782why not
>>215342772/cum is a basedball general
>>215342792because he's using the terlit
>>215342820just go piss on him
K guess we'll just stay on this one forever
Troon-coded post
poon eroded ghost
I eroded your mom's poon
>>215342820piss through his legs
pooners are such silly people
New>>215342862
>>215342716oh in that case I can easily talk you out of it.no matter how much care you do any bike will last only a couple of years at the beach. its why beach bike rentals are always invariably cheap $75 bikes with replacement parts no matter how nice of a place you are.Unless you can store it inside in a climate controlled area its going to starting rusting within a year even with proper maintenance and I imagine this issue is even worse for electric bikes.If I were you I wouldnt even bother buying an expensive bike. Id buy a cheap analog and just accept that you will be buying a replacement every couple of years
https://youtu.be/WqDDLbCa8dI?si=K61xFGLCLG-k3FkRAre you prepared for locktober?
>>215342975no, my cage is a cheap one and doesn't really work ahhhh
