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Happy birthday to him edition

Not in the 30's club : >>215315569
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The whole region of Nouvelle-Aquitaine is celebrating today. Happy birthday, fren.
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Good morning /med/.

>>215345827
The tides of time...
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thoughts?
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>>215346864
That's wrong.
They have way more Armenian.
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gm
coffee time.

>>215345827
who has birthday?
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>>215345827
One of us, one of us, one of us.
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>>215347194
Is it me or is that coffee burnt?
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>>215345827
Oh my God, is it finally Gironde's birthday?!?!? YAAAAAY!!! I should make a drawing to celebrate the occasion!!!!
I wish and hope he manages to bang the black kween!!
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Another one of us is now eligible for a karta anzjan.
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>>215347851
it's Nescafe, don't see how it could burn desu
for instant coffee it tastes nice
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good morning frens
I'm having bougatsa with coffee for breakfast. how are you?
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digitz and I kms
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>>215348831
Good morning fren, nah, I'm just awake and a little hormonal so I can't go to sleep. Even if I try to close my eyes, I just turn in bed. Even ASMR isn't calming me down.
I'll have to wait until it passes.
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>>215347939
Face is creeping me out a bit
Would breed anyway

>>215347194
Gironde
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Rome has fallen...
billions must join the Legions...
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Didn't manage to sleep that much during the night and instead was just laying in bed, but honestly I can't be surprised about that as I spent close to 3 hours 'eeping in the afternoon yesterday.
The gymcel sesh:
1x9+1x8+1x6 weighted dips up to 110 kgs total weight (don't 'member exactly the weight on the first and second sets, it is what it is, chest was feeling like it was going to fall off holy shit)
3x5 52,5 kgs unilateral deficit wide chest press (added 2,5 kgs, increased deficit by a few centimetres)
2x7+1x8 37,5 kgs unilateral machine incline chest press
2x5+1x4 20 kgs db shoulder press
3x9 30 kgs tricep extension
2x9+1x10 35 kgs unilateral machine lat raise
2 kilomeme roon
Was surprised how much weight I could add to dips ngl. Shoulder press felt kinda weak, but it was expected. Roon definitely was a bit faster than usual thanks to it being chill outside, a little windy, and it raining just a little bit.

>>215346864
Gemmie.
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Good day med, Momo from the cagie, happy birthday to Gman, I installed Fire Emblem 7 on my phone it's nice
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>>215349658
Good, know dedicate your working hours exclusively to playing that game.
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>>215349257
I need a photo of your chest and arms, sister

>>215349241
>Gironde
Happy birthday!
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>>215345827
>>215347744
>>215347925
>>215347939
>>215349658
>>215349994
Damn, he 'membered! Thank you Brune! and thank you medoids! Getting an urge to buy some tools and a lawnmower.
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Also since October is around the corner, I prepared this year's spooktathlon.
I ordered it chronologically, or at least I tried.
We got some 80s classics I didn't see, some early 00s asian horror, 00s gore gross out stuff and a LOT of modern stuff I missed.
Not too much slasher this year, it's getting hard to find stuff I haven't seen.
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And here's the spooklog. No way I can play all that in a month, it'll last me for at least the end of the year.
>>215349658
>Fire Emblem 7
How does it play? Looks like an RPG and the map looks like your Advanced War game you like
>>215349932
It'd do him good to slack more, for sure.
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Gemmie
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1758852805757184.webm

>>215350232
>no reply from the myth himself
Ovah
I'm wishing you a happy birthday once again.
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>>215346864
I'm looking forward to the time when I'll be watching feature length epic movies in the cinema, entirely created by AI

>>215347194
>>215348831
Based fellow coffee enjoyers
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>>215346357
>>215350642
>>215350642
Sorry my Magnigga, I didn't see your post! It was aimed at all the medoids though. I'm giving you a (You), even two! I put a day off to avoid the turmoil at the office and in the region. Celebrating from my ivory tower
>>215346806
Also missed your post Andalusiabro, I'm feeling older.
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The fields of Francia...

>>215350232
Checked the log to see if that was classified info before posting it but in pvre girondian fashion, it was not.
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They taste like... burning.
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>>215350708
> I'm giving you a (You), even two!
>actually gives three
I love you nigga (no homo).
Any plans for today apart from starting the day with a cuppa, gman?
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Twink bait.
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Binocular attempt n°2

>>215349658
Still not in the bird park doe
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>>215350787
>pic
vgh, verdant fields of the motherland.
>it was not.
kek, pretty considerate you fren. I'm indeed trying to make it easier on my DGSI handler.
>>215350839
Love you too, sweaty. (yes homo)
My pops are coming this afternoon for coffee and then tonight I'll eat at Buffallo Grill with a group of friends. I'll bring some birthday hats and ask for the staff to sing a song. Going for a humiliation ritual.
Then I'm planning to celebrate with different small groups of friends over the coming week, in different little events.
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>>215350493
Yes it's like Advance Wars but in a medieval fantasy settings, never played one before but they told me to start with this one, I know you can't get back units that were defeated so I'll have to be careful.

>>215350913
Is that a heron ?
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>>215351128
Idk, some échassier nigga for sure
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morning everyone
it's cagie time
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>>215349994
I'll post body in december, sister.

>>215351038
Yeah I knew you were going to celebrate with smaller groups over time. Had no idea you were going to humiliate the wagies doe.
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Old bitch : "bossman wants to see us after lunch time"

Greaaaat
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I didn't see that it was Gman's birthday today

happy birthday dude, may qts fall over you like rain from the skies
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>my mother lying about my employment status after being asked about it by a nosy person to reduce any further questions
I should disappear and spare her any further embarrassment.
>>215349241
Her face is a bit weird, or at least looks so in certain photos, but it doesn't matter.
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>>215350232
happy bday
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>have a small break
>decide to play a cheeky quick play that takes 10 mins
>realize motion in vidya feels more fluid when I wear contacts instead of glasses
Holy shit the human mind is so fucked up.
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My computer keeps behaving weirdly.
I have disabled sleep after a period of inactivity but I left it for a while and it put itself in sleep mode.
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>>215350232
Joyous anniversary, as we say in English.
I hope you aren't in the office today.
>>215350493
I've played a few of those games. Slay the Princess is excellent, Mouthwashing is 6spooky3me, and Iron Lung is very short but very atmospheric.
I won't be joining you for this year's Spooktober, but I will be cheering you on from the sidelines, as I hide bravely behind the sofa.
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>>215353308
>He doesn't phonemaxx after having his computer break down and being too depressed to even fix it or build a new one
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>>215353313
Didn't read before posting award >>215350708
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>>215350367
The Sadness seemed interesting to my dick but after reading the plot I'm skipping it.
I dislike movies with senseless violence in them.
I understand violence as a tool or violence by a monster because it's a monster, but seeing human against human violence just for the sake of it is boring.
I noticed some French gore movies follow this trend so it makes sense that you might like it since you're also from France.
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>>215353498
Not sorry, sorry.
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>>215350493
Have you played the suffering games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7J-63F61YE
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>>215353394
Do not disappoint the machine spirit.
Fix the computer if you have the financial capacity for it of course.
Phones are nice but they exist to complement a computer, not replace it.
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>>215350493
Maybe I’ll play one or two of these because I’m finishing Diablo already.
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>>215350367
>>215350493
I have Cure in my watchlist and I keep putting off for "next day". I only know Smile 2 and Caveat but the list 2spooky4me. Same goes for the games, I probably have a harder times with horror games than with flicks. Funny how I know almost all of the games and I have not played any of them.
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Buon compleanno Gironde, che fai di bello per festeggiare?
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I have to configure more than 50 PCs for the factory. Can someone send me bullets and a gun please?
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>>215355309
Shouldn't like a junior guy do it? Or IT support? Or have an image that you can just install in all of them at the same time?
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Gonna blogpost about the meeting with bossman and old bitch when I come back at 5 PM
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>>215355417
These PCs are sidelining IT because they must not be filled with all their protections and spyware.
I have two interns on it but I’m also configuring stuff.
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>>215355473
I see, you are a control freak and uncooperative, I hope you get reported to HR.
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>>215355453
>>215355309
Evil forces are strong today.
I hope you're all wearing your evil eye pendants.
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>>215355535
How so?

>>215355583
May our lord in heaven maxwell the cat help us in these endeavours.
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>>215355309
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>>215355640
Instead of delegating on who you should you instead sidelined them.
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)))())())))))
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>>215355779
>>215355907
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>>215355875
Wrong, their protections make the computers unusable in certain situations.
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Moselle meeting be like:
>Momo my son fr fr no cap, this cringe ass hag no cap is as annoying as it gets fr, so you must use your BGC (G stands for german) to make her feel young again fr no cap. SHEESH
>bossman flies away

>>215355309
>50 PC
Just steal the one with the 5090.
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>>215355972
What about telling them not to do that? And if they can't, bringing it up with the higher ups to change the policy?
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Holy naggerdom
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>>215355958
Thank you for the sten
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>>215356125
I cannot take credit for that weapon myself. I think I'm only familiar with that gun because it's been in some video games I've played. It might have been in Return to Castle Wolfenstein but I'm not sure
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>>215351812
Thanks my dear Boomoid! Hopefully there can be something with the brown qtpie
>>215352212
Thank you friendo!
>>215352964
cute feller :)
>>215353313
I put a day off today, I'm quietly off enjoying my day at home with a cup of coffee :)
>Slay the Princess is excellent, Mouthwashing is 6spooky3me, and Iron Lung is very short but very atmospheric.
nice, nice, glad to see you like em, the hype is real!
>I hide bravely behind the sofa.
kek, I will showcase my progress from afar, as to share the vibe from a totally safe distance.
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>>215349658
FIRE EMBLEM ENJOYER DETECTED, LYN ENJOYER DETECTED WOOOO
I once made a resprite of Lyndis' attack sprite with the sol katti! Picrel.
>>215350232
Gironde has finally advanced to his DILF phase... Now he's gonna pick up all the 20 year old girls with daddy issues and get the best tradwife ever. HELL YEAHHHH
>>215350642
>video
kek'd, that's me during arguments
honk honk
>>215350881
omg look at all those chickens
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>>215355958
Block your path
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>>215353313
I've seen gameplays of Iron Lung and it's great at making you feel claustrophobic and anxious. Wish I could see more of what's in the cameras though, the game's fucking insane.
If Mouthwashing is 3spooky6you then I gotta check it out, I love feeling like I'm gonna enter fight or flight mode just from watching horror games.
>>215355907
>>215355779
Dude. Do you need to talk?
I'm already worried for that one Portuanon who was drinking alcohol and apparently overdosed on psych meds...
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>>215353558
I got a wide taste for horror stuff but I'm indeed mostly a freak because of the fact I'm french, true
>>215353641
nope but I heard a lot of good things about it, I'll check it out
>>215353799
Nice, please keep me updated if you do!
>>215353846
>Funny how I know almost all of the games and I have not played any of them.
kek indeed, you know your stuff but it's peculiar! I'm gonna watch Cure today so I'll tell you how I like it.
Even if you got harder time with games, are there any that you like in particular (of the ones you played I mean)
>>215355055
Grazie fra! Oggi vado al ristorante con amici e dopo faro altre piccole cose sulla settimana. Afterwork, pizze con giocchi, etc.
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>>215356006
Kek

>>215356011
Local factory IT can’t change the policy of the company.

>>215356054
Eh.
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>>215356495
Are you talking about Oscar?

>>215356255
That sounds about right I think it was in some older games like the one you mentioned
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>>215356651
Was Oscar the portuanon who takes medication?
>>215356496
>I'm indeed mostly a freak because of the fact I'm french, true
I wonder what you'd think of Monster Girl Encyclopedia. There's some spooky looking and lovecraftian inspired monster girls in there, like the Atlatch-Nacha.
Also you should try more RPG horror games! They're great at making you jump on your seat! Maybe you could try .off? The developer is french!
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>>215355779
Do you shoot it often?
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>>215356356
A curious picture. I wonder what she is attempting to convey by it.
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Jihad on the brand new Catholic Persia ended in white peace.
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>>215355779
Why is the surface so clean? Why haven't you etched a leftist manifesto there yet? And most importantly, what kind of "fascist" is it intended for?
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Orthodox Jerusalem
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>>215357822
what happened to your face?
phantom of the opera lookin ass
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Ate a bit too much cookies this past two days.
>>215358166
It might have something to do with being a leper, but to be completely honest with you if something else happened.
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>>215358506
>but to be completely honest with you if something else happened.
Wtf is happening to me. I meant to say that I forgot if something else happened, like a medical procedure or a battle injury.
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Asked G. Pete for a filter so that only djt, med and lang show in the catalog, but somehow brit bypasses it. Curious.
>>215356496
I don't think I've ever played a horror game other than the original RE4 when I was a kid. I like the ones that a filled to the brim with lore, I've enjoyed watching others play SH and Iron Lung. Inscryption is probably the only one I wouldn't have a problem playing, but I've already spoiled it instead of playing it myself.
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>went on a pilgrimage
>my leprosy was healed
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Just 100 piety away from launching a great conquest for Egypt, but that's for later.
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>>215358925
Infidels in shambles
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>>215359126
Got touched by a monk. The reason I did the pilgrimage was >>215359105 but I should make it a rule to do it with every character.
>>215359294
Interesting.
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>pic related
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

>>215359294
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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Am back
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malaka
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>>215359857
VGH

>>215360013
Start blogposting sir.
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>>215360179
Okay give me some minutes
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Okay so back from last monday I told you old bitch sent a mail to bossman about our dossier mistakes recently and she organized a meeting asking for "solutions" which we did have and she rejected most of them as expected by me except the weekly review which we had last friday. After that coworker wrote a mail about the meeting and writing we proposed solutions but that she's rejecting them and she put bossman in copy, then she told me she wrote the mail right before leaving last friday at noon and then she had her week off, she'll be back next week.

So then bossman and old bitch saw the mail today and told me they wanted to see me : >>215351677

They thought I wrote the mail with her and were very upset so I had to tell them I didn't know about the mail and that we've already talked about the issue during last week meetings, bossman told me he wants me to write a mail to tell everybody I don't endorse the mail because of it, everyone is looking to waste my time or making things more difficult for me it seems.
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>>215359857
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Looks like 50 cryptocoin miners to me.
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>>215360513
They know you're the troublemaker momo
They have dozens of screen caps from 4chan
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>>215360565
Coworker is stupid for making that mail which was pointless as we have already discussed with old bitch, and old bitch and bossman are also stupid for making a meeting when the responsible is not even here and also for wasting my time.
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>>215360513
You need to take lessons from Gironde and learn how to play office politics a bit better. You're well on your way to becoming your office's Tibor.
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>>215360635
I don't who Tibor is, I just want to be left alone, let these baboons fight over trivial things
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>>215360635
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1759100019103277.mp4
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>>215360513
Damn dude that's crazy. You should beat both of them... in wingspan of course.
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>>215360635
>Tibor.
The fuck did I do this time?

>>215360688
Gemmie
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>>215360719
They'd be too stupid to understand the rules I'm afraid
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>>215360513
Holy shit they treat you like you are some little kid and they seem unable to handle any criticism, like parents can't handle it.
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>>215360513
Total management death.
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>>215360855
Yes they are, they don't want to be proven wrong, that's why a mail would be pointless because they'll never admit their msitakes, it's not like a mail was gonna make them change.
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I'm uncontrollably leaking precum throughout the day.
Just thought I'd mention it.
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>>215360688
This is not what computers were designed for.
Every AI generated webm that doesn't depict an attractive woman doing something cute is a waste of processing power.
>>215360755
>The fuck did I do this time?
No idea, but I'm sure it was something.
And if you didn't do anything, we can just make something up.
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>>215356495
Oscar was the Paraguanon battaling with herii addiction
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>>215361096
Battling with heroin*
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>>215361092
have a woodpecker toiling away at my roof beam again me have to get rid of that little runt permanently
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>>215361092
I'd throw bread on the roof so he spends the rest of the day throwing rocks.
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>>215361168
Woody'd
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anyway working in an office seems like a kind of hell in a way people are shit my friend often complains about similar stuff especially e-mail bullshit about who reported who and whatnot
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https://youtu.be/jt70ilN_PgU BEAUTIFUL GUN HUH
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>>215359294
sexo
>>215361279
I prefer the grease gun and the mp40
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shitalians are a fucking menace on the road
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Boss girl asked me how I managed to multi-track drift (aka use two keyboards at the same time).
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>>215361279
>tfw you're a british soldier in france during the winter of 1944, and the lieutenant starts handing out sten guns to you and all the lads
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>>215361431
Is that a cute boy?
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>0 (you)s
Zamn. Remember in the good ol' days I would get 5 (you)s. Seems like you niggas are now used to my low quality shitposts a bit too much.

>>215361431
She looks so mid without the goth makeup and so sex sex with it holy shit.

>>215361196
Idgi.
How would throwing bread onto the roof result in him throwing rocks there for a whole ass day?
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>>215361544
Or maybe we're not interested by your precum
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>>215361565
>fell for it award
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>>215361565
I know.
But it was a ragebait back in the day and now you niggas got so used to my shit that I can't even bait (you).
Here, have a kino vid Momo.

>>215361665
He really did
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>>215361532
To be honest it feels just fine as long as you are gentle with it, I've sort of made my own trigger spring for it, when I shot it it didn't shoot the two first bullets but after it it shot them just fine, it was dissembled before that for several decades but I think as long as you take care of it it will just shoot just fine, it just needs a compact trigger mechanism which id pretty simple anyway, I wouldn't trust it with moving it that much around much and not having a compact trigger mechanism like I said
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>>215361665
>>215361679
It doesn't count since I didn't you the original post
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Also that kukupa needs to learn about personal space
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>>215361544
I think black lipstick can make any woman sexo, seriously underrated
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>>215361279
>>215361532
I prefer forgotten weapons
https://youtu.be/-y3DVhTvLKw
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>>215361704
Btw this is how I image your room:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOsUGpnJwbU
>kukupa needs to learn about personal space
BITCH
That's where he likes to sit. Others should fuck off.

>>215361799
>seriously underrated
It sure is.
I kinda do have a fetish for getting gluck gluck'd with different kinds of lipsticks. Red, black, green, blue, purple, white, pink. Whatever.
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>>215356324
Yeah exactly, I played the first mission at home and the second at the cagie, I survived the bandits with the help of Sain and Kent desu
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>>215361799
Clearly that doesn’t apply to that ugly girl.
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are you man enough to handle a Northern Portuguese woman?
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>>215361901
https://youtu.be/jt70ilN_PgU
This one is literally the same with the one one in this video, it has the U with the arrow which means it was in South Africa etc so it's literally from the same batch, they were recalled because of their unique and of their early defective design but they somehow still made it around the globe
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>>215361544
>How would throwing bread onto the roof result in him throwing rocks there for a whole ass day?
Because birds would keep coming back to the roof for bread, hehe.
>>215362034
No, next question.
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>>215362034
Booba sexo.
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>>215362034
ChatGPT is reading us
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Glowing intensifies
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WTF
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>>215359857
good luck wagie
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>>215359857
>>215361799
>>215362034
Mmmm <3

>>215360013
Welcome back

>>215360513
Sounds annoying

>>215360688
>>215361026
Hahaha, indeed

>>215362977
What the fuck...
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>>215362977
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>>215362977
Well, the swiss UFFFF poster is really a bro, the chat got that one right.
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>>215360513
Tell them that the minister is your son's godfather and they won't touch you.
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>>215362977
Ask it if /med/ has any problems with racism or misogyny, and tell it provide specific examples of promblematic or offensive posts to back up its claims.
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>>215362034
I don't have the money to maintain those boobies.
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new /med/ theory:
Magyaranon is not actually bisexual and just pretends to be as one of his numerous baits
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>>215362977
There is a Greek druggy poster on /int/ isn't there? I don't think I've seen him in /med/ but I think I've seen him in other threads

If I remember right, he likes taking benzos and other prescription drugs
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>AI is the futu-
ACK!

>>215362131
I'm retarded I did not think of that chef.

>>215363949
That has been deboonked sweetie.
It's just that the amount of men I find attractive is absolutely significantly unbelievably smaller than the amount of women.
That's like being straighter than most straight people.
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>>215363949
new /med/ theory:
Magyar is actually 100% straight and women loving, but there are several supposed hetero /med/ers that are extremely zesty (most have been made trophies by gironde).
Breizhanon and croatfren are actually two casaonvas, acting as each other's wingman. They have already downed half of Breizh women population.
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>>215361544
I abstain from making comments just to not ragebait the other anons, but noice.
I throughout the day gotta dry myself cause I randomly can get wet, or lubricated out of nowhere. Not a lot though, just like, if I'm aroused or if I spread my legs a bit.
Doesn't help that today I've been feeling needy but don't know how to soothe myself down.
I think the reason is that I had a sexual dream where a guy was masturbating in a bar in plain view and he was really attractive, and for some reason his dick looked nice.
Sex.
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>>215364249
>several supposed hetero /med/ers that are extremely zesty (most have been made trophies by gironde)
I do not like the direction your theory is following
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>>215363949
magyar is addicted to (You)s
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>>215364299
Hitting too close to home?
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>>215364341
I just cannot stay quiet in front of such slander and affronts
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>portuchad is actually the succubi, the few pictures were simply portuchad being allowed to leave the rape dungeon
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>>215364395
Quick, post an awful lot of sexy women to shopw your heterossexuality, like brescianon!
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>>215364399
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>>215364433
I think my word will suffice on my heterosexuality, I need to leave because I'm going out to dinner with a friend of mine
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Portuchad still made 0 efforts deboonking that he is related to a janny.
Notice how when he posts nsfw it does not even get deleted? Yeah...

>>215364399
>portuchad is actually the succubi
Portuchad is actually portukid doe.

>>215364305
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur-ggo4Aek8

>>215364284
>and for some reason his dick looked nice.
Mine looks disgusting, it's over for magyarcels.
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Also boom-boom
watch the vid I linked sir >>215350642
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>>215364478
>a friend of mine
Don't forget the lube, venetobro.

>>215364492
>get banhammered every time I post delicious images
>related to a janny
Does not compute.
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>>215364562
Last time you posted 4 images of a naked shadowheart cosplay neither of them got deleted for more than 8 hours and got archived along with the thread thoughbeit.
Or maybe it was portuneet. Idk tbf.
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>>215364399
If the succubi is reading this, please know that I wanna hug you and brush your hair and ask for headpats. Platonically.
>>215364492
Whenever I post attractive women somehow the jannies don't notice me. I must have very good taste then, heh.
>Mine looks disgusting
I mean, it can't look more weird than most dicks do, I feel like testicles are really awkward looking. Specially if they hang a lot. And you said you were like 16 cm, that's already superb for a dick imo.
My pussy is... I don't like how it looks even though it's an innie and it's puffy, it's kinda cute but the skin around is a bit dark.
My childhood friend told me it's probably because I use a razor to shave... Sigh...
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>>215364605
It was me, I was lucky that time.
Let's see how it goes today.
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>>215364492
>ad hominen
thanks for admiting I'm wright
>>215364556
it represents well the current state of the world
>>215364720
wew lad
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>>215364685
>but the skin around is a bit dark.
>My childhood friend told me it's probably because I use a razor to shave
I don't see how shaving would cause the colour of the skin would change senpai.
By the way I finished Dumbbell nan kilo moteru yesterday and started watching Shimoneta. The first 5 minutes were absolutely cringe and weird, but I'm sure it's going to be a nice tranime.
>And you said you were like 16 cm
17 or 17,5 I don't know the exact measurement. It also curves a LOT to the left at the head thanks to being a gooner as a teen. If I could straighten it out that'd probably be one more centimetre. But afaik having a curve is le good because women get that feeling of fullness in a novel way and it should even feel better than as if it were straight.
It is what it is.

>>215364720
Imagine getting on your knees and giving head to both.
Haha. That'd be so weird haha
*cooms*
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>>215364958
>thanks for admiting I'm wright
You gave me another (you) so it was worth it o algo.
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>>215364720
>wright
You mean Dumont?

>>215364720
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>>215364720
So this is what women look like naked. Huh.
Always wondered what was underneath those panties.
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>>215365083
Depends on the woman. Hunter, for example...
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>>215365192
JARVIS, send an email to portuchad's manager, requesting another 200 PCs to be configured.
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>>215364720
*precum leaking intensifies*
>>215364974
I don't know, some areas of the body also get a bit darker due to hormones, like the armpits, the groin and the pussy area. I feel really embarassed about it since I feel it makes me look even more undesirable.
>Shimoneta
I remember when that one was popular. Just imagine everyone in that anime as being someone from this thread and it starts making more sense.
>17 or 17,5
Nigga has won the genetic lottery and still is a fakecel. I should feel furious that there's no extroverted, confident girl hitting on you, since usually those are the ones who get the hot autists.
I never knew that gooning too much could change the shape of the peen. I remember that with my ex from La Plata he felt really really good inside me, and could easily touch my g-spot and cervix with the shape of his dick.
It feels much more different than using something completely still and stiff like a deodorant. That's why I don't masturbate sometimes. Feels disappointing...
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When you make one too many bait-posts about the women that hit on (You).
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Anyway, today a guy complimented my squat.
>bring boxes full of PCs to the office
>squat to lower the boxes to the ground because they were heavy as fuck
>colleague passes by
>damn anon, that ATG was perfect, even kept your back extremely straight
>intern looks at him with a strange face
Yes, it was the intern's bf.
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>>215365615
So the other intern? Not the 'tist?
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>>215365698
>'tist
If you mean the exercise 'tist, then yes.
It was my personal intern's bf.
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>>215365020
kek, well played you whore
>>215365192
>woman
>Hunter
escolha um
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>>215365734
Wtf, since when does have a bf?
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>>215365083
were you expecting something else?
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>>215365750
>

>>215365773
Hmm yes? Met him before I met the intern.
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>>215365806
British women usually went through FGM
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Thread's being rough to catnigga, poor fellow.
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Remember that Peruvian who called me out at the gym for leaving the weights on the sticks at the sides of the machine? apparently he was right. I asked one instructor to make sure about this, and at this gym there's the non-written rule of leaving the sticks either totally free or entirely loaded in case you're going to use them, so you leave the weights already prepared.
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>>215365934
kinda deserves to be roughed up a little, can you believe he said he wanted to play shit like Avowed before Owlcat's masterpiece isometric CPRG Rogue Trader? that's an offense worth bullying over

also put it above Tainted Grail: Fall of Avalon a.k.a. janky dark fantasy Polish Skyrim, now they should send the winged hussars in to stop him imho
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>>215366229
>bodied by a peruANO
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>>215365407
>I should feel furious that there's no extroverted, confident girl hitting on you, since usually those are the ones who get the hot autists.
It only happens when they have not known me before.
I could just rent a place at judapest and have girls hit on me for two weeks both at the gym and at the place I'm staying at, but then they'd drop me because the autism is too much.
It is what it is.
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>>215360513
There's a lot of incel rambling about how women say and do what they say and do because they don't know what accountability and consequences are. But they pale in front of what a motivated useless middle tier manager can do.
Words fail me, the blind rage those "people" produce in me can't be turned in sentences, no pencil can represent it on paper, no colour can paint the absolute intellectual tragedy they cause to the everyday struggler.
Be certain of one thing, as weak and insufficient as it is: they will all die one day, the least i can do is pray that it's as excruciating as possible.
TOTAL
MANAGERIAL
GENOCIDE
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>>215366632
Mid day perhaps?
Did you try touching some grass? It's good for your spirit
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>>215362977
What the fuck
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>>215366330
I will never recover from this, I will poison all the pidgeons in the town to end with his food supply
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>>215366287
Why are you hiding behind a VPN, nwahposter?
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>>215364433
I'm a simple man yes
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>>215366804
Greekanons DO NOT suffer.
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>>215366804
Choco
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>>215366777
I'm not, I'm actually in shitaly at the moment
climbed mount vesuvius today
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>>215366910
/med/ meetup WHEN?
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>>215360920
>>215366650
this I can support
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>13th century Malta.
>Hohenstaufen thot spotted at Għajn Tuffieħa.
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Happy birthday Gironde!

Today my pupil with 'tism came to school for the first time after a long holiday. Almost no words said, weird noses, few eye contact, random running for self-regulation but very affectionate with everyone. A based boi.

>>215366910
Breathtaking views.
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>>215367308
Oops, that one was for later.
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>>215367350
Girl belly tickle sex
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>>215366998
if he does live in Naples for his sake I hope it's far far away from the centre
because from what I've seen so far Naples is a fucking dump, legit third world tier

seriously you walk out of the central Garibaldi station and the place looks like Calcutta, rundown buildings with clothes lines hanging out, no traffic laws, bikes zooming by swerving through traffic like they want to hit someone, random black hobos sleeping in the street, squads of armed soldiers patrolling the station and surrounding plaza
saw a literal mountain of uncollected trash and I swear something moved in there

honestly if this area had remained uninhabited after 79AD it would have been for the best

>>215367334
true, it's such a pleasant climb too
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The great conquest of Egypt has started.
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Succubus said she prefers the second Hohenstaufen girl (boobs too big on the first one).
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>>215367521
Is it that bad?
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I almost feel bad for the Fatimids for having to simultaneously deal with me and the Byzantines.
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>>215367521
Sounds like some parts of here minus the soldiers.
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>>215367704
it left a really poor impression
I don't expect perfection but goddamn Milan and Bergamo(the other Italian cities I've been to) look like paradise compared to this shithole
I'm going to Rome later this week, I'll be sure to tell you how it compares
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>>215367334
Adorable lil guy. Hope he's gonna be okay. For some reason I got a special place in my heart for neurodivergent people.
We got the best conversation topics after all.
>>215366400
How did you manage to have sexo then?
>>215366229
Ouch, well, at least you didn't do it with a bad intention, just didn't know about it.
>>215365934
As long as he doesn't say shit about Oneshot or Yume Nikki/2kki or Milanesas I'm a ride or die for him.
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also zamn

>>215368143
grim
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The Byzantines move their capital to Jerusalem.
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Good night med, gonna play some Fire Emblem on my phone before sleeping, let's pray tomorrow won't be as shitty as today
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Finally back at the pc after bedrotting and napping what I could. My mom bought some cake her partner made for her son's birthday, and I accepted even though I should diet. I'll eat less for dinner if possible.
>>215368592
Good night, and if you manage to download Fire Emblem Heroes... I'm really really sorry for you.
You will lose your soul in that hole that knows no mercy for the free2play fags like me.
>veronica best girl btw
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>>215368388
>How did you manage to have sexo then?
Having le sexo (and autism when it comes to being quirky and cute) as a teen and as an adult is not the same.
>My mom
>her partner
>her son
I thought your mom was dating a man, not a woman desu.
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>>215368874
SHIT sorry, it was "My mom BROUGHT some cake her partner made for HIS son's birthday". I already think of my stepbrothers as my brothers since they spend quite a bunch of time with me, sorry.
Nah, she would never date a woman, she likes dick kek.
>as a teen and as an adult is not the same.
But how did you do it the first time then? And I mean, you don't got the... Chris-chan type of autism, you seem quite functional even though you're depressed and have a bit of social awkwardness.
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>>215357822
Based.

>>215361002
Seems like having high T isn't all it's cracked up to be. Seems like more of an inconvenience than anything in the modern world.

>>215362977
I can't wait for the day an AI scrapes all posts that were made by me and links them to my IRL name and ID card and the shit that i said here comes back to haunt me for the rest of my life. Very auspicious omens. I wonder how good the private stuff that only the feds have is.

>>215366998
VGH the green fields of Campania. These verdant plains birthed emperors...
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>medical horror
>blood
>body horror
>damaging impalement
>woundfucking
>scarification
>bad ends
>non-gratifying pain
It's a miracle Gman hasn't had more luck with women, taking into account his taste for horror kino and women's sexual tastes.
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S
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>>215369275
>catholic Persia
kino
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hi, how have u guys been
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>>215369225
>sex with your own dead body
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Why were the Fatmids building a University of Oxford?
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>>215369786
I keep misspelling Fatimids as Fatmids lmao.
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>>215369208
Painfully based. Keep going. "Blessed be the Lord, my rock, who trains my hands for war, and my fingers for battle." (Psalms 144:1, used in a loading screen for M:TW2)
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Aaahhhhh fucking free real inheritance
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>>215369815
Maybe they are both fat and mid no cap chef.

>>215368969
>But how did you do it the first time then?
Sis, people react differently to the 'tism when you are an adult and a teen. Back then I was smart and cute and even unintentionally funny. Now I'm smart and handsome and creepy as fuck because I'm like an alien in a human skin. Like the Zucc. Even if he were handsome, he'd give people the 'ick with his reptilian behaviour.

>>215369133
>Seems like more of an inconvenience
It's not that annoying tbf, masri. It's one of those things you don't really care about. It happens and that's it. Sure, it's a little bit annoying, but annoying enough for me to care about it.
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>>215370036
Realm
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>>215366910
Mmmm

>>215366998
2027?

>>215367308
>>215367350
Both are nice <3
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>>215370036
Dealt with, but now I have to deal with Persia and Norway.
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Muslims getting uppity in Egypt.
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>>215369519
Heyaaa, what's up fren. I'm drinking some coffee but for some reason I feel more sleepy than ever. I don't know what's going on. Maybe it's the stress of taking care of my house while my mom was out...
>>215369225
He's just french, don't judge him too hard.
>>215370041
Man, I don't get why everyone else sees people with autism as so awkward. In other cultures it's normal for others to be quiet, stare a lot, or be kind of socially awkward. Maybe it's not autismo, you're just german.
And I think people hate Zucc for his shitty facebook and meta policies more than his weird reptilian appearance, he used to look much more human-like when he wasn't stressed and dealing with a shit-ton of crappy practices with social media and politics.
>it's a little bit annoying
I wonder why I get wet and aroused even though I'm on birth control and antidepressants. My libido should be unexistent but yet it still thrives, if I have a romantic interest or a crush.
Without my medication I must be one horny mofo.
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>>215370361
Why that specific date, fren?
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Good night, sisters.

>>215370505
>does not have sex
>is on birth control
bruh
Why would you do that?
>you're just german.
B R U H
R
U
H
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Crusading the Byzantines again? Really?
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>>215370710
>The Basileus is a Fraticelli.
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>>215369713
I don't know the diffrerence between vore (soft) and vore (hard).
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>>215370625
Just in case. I don't want to get pregnant no matter what. And this year I did have sex, with Argentinotte. He just later said it wasn't his thing.
A curious specimen he is.
>German
From what I know in german culture it's normal to stare coldly at others, be straightforward and be a bit pushy and kind of autismo coded. That's why I made the comparison.
In Argentina we scream about everything, so we're a bit autistic coded too.
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>>215371118
And I thought I was hardcore just cause I like rape and death threats or dangerous stuff during sex.
And obviously these are fantasies, I wouldn't like to be pointed with a gun or knife out of a fantasy, sexual context.
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RIP to another great one.
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The crusade has been won...
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This is sad desu. A good spot to end the session.
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Sorry for the spam. I'll stop it if anyone complains.
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Keep going.



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