spurdo edition :DDDold >>215345001
DENOUNCE THE ANTICHRIST
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtgTAPtxSHw
Watched porn all night
>>215346520good edish :DDD
Just farted and scared myself
>>215346543grim
god dammit I need to piss and my housemate is ONCE AGAIN in the bathroom
>>215346543:/
>>215346552Just go outside nigga.
>>215346544ganadians :DDD
>>215346552Piss in the kitchen sink
>>215346552Piss bottles exist for a reason
For someone who doesn't drink alcohol, I have an insanely high alcohol tolerance. It seriously takes so much for me to feel drunk and it only lasts like 30 minutes or so if even. I'm drinking wild turkey 101 right now
>>215346552Use my mouth
>>215346560bums :DDD
West coast best coast.
>>215346585benis :DDD
Russia sues Google for twenty decillion dollars
>>215346590many such cases
I'm going to kill myself
>>215346594night grawlers :DDD
>>215346597No, bro! Live!
Chinese people seriously throw their shit covered toilet paper in the garbage bin instead of the toilet.
Imagine a woman pissing in the sink, crouching over it with her bare bum sticking out
>>215346597Why
Guess that mental image broke the thread
>>215346618Because their plumbing probably sucks Same in Mexico
>>215346597same. i ate too much for dinner and now my tummy feels weird. i'm such a tummypilled achecel, it's over.
cheeky 2 am goon
*starts yelping strangely**doesn’t stop*
When I was in college I worked at Little Caesars and I was the best employee there in the manager loved me so much she offered me her job when she was transferring somewhere else, but nobody knew that for years I would always an exclusively pee in the sink in the employee bathroom because I hated everyone there. True story
>>215346693/cum/
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGEDESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGESOMEONE WILL SAY WHAT IS LOST CAN NEVER BE SAVEDDESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
>>215346597Do a flip lol
>>215346711https://youtu.be/JHsRbrkMop4?si=zvCfygq_CchucLL7
Silver Surfer is cool
If you could have the features of a videogame in real life, would you rather 1. Be able to revert to autosaves (no manual saving allowed, only the last 3 autosaves are available and they happen automatically whenever it makes sense, just like a videogame)2. Be able to choose where to put points into your stats every time you level up (have a birthday)
>>215346711song sucks
>go onto gore site to see pedophiles and adulterers beaten to sate my hunger for vengeance>it's a bunch of zoomers in the comments saying "bruh" "hell nah" "rekt XD" with a bunch of emojisis THIS what you guys do in your freetime? Can a zoomer enlighten me on this please?
>>215346816sounds like blah pipos
>>2153467902!!Maximize charisma and fitness alternating every year
>>2153467902 obviously it's not even close. just dump all your points into intelligenceBeing able to rewind time shortly before isnt that useful . if it was like a full manual save system where i could go back to any prior point then yes
chatgpt just makes shit up sometimes
>>215346835but you get infinite retries with the autosaves
>>215346852anon...it makes all shit up...
>>215346852>sometimesMore than sometimes, it does it very frequently
my father claims he uses chatgpt for work but i don't know how thats possible because it gets things wrong all the time and ive even seen it fabricate entire studies
I think a lot of liberals want the Right to impose itself on the country. The hysterical, overheated accusations are in fact an expression of desire. I think they want the right to come in and round up the freaks. They want the right to send the national guard into the cities, take control of the institutions, reroute the rivers and clean the stables.They want to be able to complain and kick and scream and preserve their sense of moral superiority as it happens, but they want this. They want the strong hand of the right to fix everything they broke.
>>2153467901 if i get to theoretically have chosen when i was born2 now
>>215341488
>>215351488
just came my pant
>>115341488
Abloonlop
Weedman's come and gone. I even called him "Weedman" lmao. When I saw him walk up to my door I was like, "Weedman!" and he was just like "yup." LOL.
i use chatgpt to assist me with schoolwork, but I still type everything down. Sometimes it helps me learn things better than a teacher could ever teach me. I love learning and learning random stuff is a passion of mine. I FUCKING LOVE MATH. It's so logical, so orderly, so consistent. I love how it can figure out everything. I love building massive calculators in desmos and in CPP in my freetime. I love building things that do my own taxes for me. I feel like a mustache-twirling megamind. Nothing brings me to such a raw state of pure, undefiled, ecstasy more than when I topple a math question that sent me into despair. There are a couple times as to when I feel blessed and one of those times is marching my way out of a tough situation. I love looking back at how far I've grown. I love being self-taught. I truly do have a boner for learning.
>>215346885Almost like most work is .... le bullshit
>>215346888>They want the strong hand of the right to fix everything they broke.Projecting homo
>>215346979work is only bullshit if it pays well
>"Global" Steam key>Can't be activated in United StatesWhatever manRatatan (PC -- Global)QQXTN-YBAGC-L2C3N
>>215346790One because then i could just rape and then reload the autosave
I never tip, not even if they're white. I don't believe in tipping. I simply don't do it.
>>215347005Dude I've been listening to their OST on jewtube for a long time. Is the game any good? Sorry if I'm too retarded to acknowledge that you haven't played this game, actually.
>>215346992wrong, faggot
gonna rape myself now
>>215346756what are you brown or something
Pour beer in my ass! In my ass!
>>215347026>*gay voice* ohhhhhh yes i just want the strong hand of daddy government to take control of me oh yeahhh this is what you want not me I don't want this yeah take control of me godd libs are such digusting perverted degens oh yes just imagine the STRONG forceful hand of the government cracking down yas
Oh, mama.
>>215347068Have fun!
>>215347073Thanks rart!!!!
>>215347068Weeeeeed
>>215346888i bet you think women want to be raped too
>>215347092who cares?
thrim gread
remember when everyone treated this like it was some revolutionary learning method when really it was just chinese memorization child abuse
>>215346520what makes you guys stop hating paddys and browntalians? you guys used to be based but now america is ruining because you let paddys and browntalians enter beautiful america
>>215347130we still hate italians
>>215347130Shitalians are still disgusting and trashyJust look at New Jersey
>>215347125>Timmycel whines that Elite Human Capital spent their summers upgrading their brains and took his programming job
>>215347150more like pajeet subhuman crapital
i fucking love tim hortons, i'm on the coast of lake erie in pennsylvania so i go there all of the time. I'm cheering you on canadabros. Once went on an hourish boat ride to long point ontario. I FUCKING LOVE CANADA AND HOCKEY AND 6 FEET OF SNOW
>>215347145if you keep calling them PoC and brown, they will leave america>>215347146that's sad, beautiful white dutch state getting shitter and browners because of browntalians
>>215347170fucking sent that freak FLYIN
>pongs
workout out 5 hours ago, now i shant be sleeping soon
The Nintendo DS was serving up so much heat
>>215347187>dutch stateYeah in like the 17th century maybe
>>215347229for me, its mario kart DS
You ever catch yourself repeating something? Like I'll think i'm saying something new and then i suddenly remember "wait a second I said this word for word before"Kind of scares me because it makes me realize the brain defaults to thinking and saying the same things over and over; whichever ideas have been ingrained through experience tend to stick and become simplified into simpler heuristicsBut this is the death of genuine intelligence which needs novel thoughts and recombinations, but those have to be forced otherwise the mind defaults to lazy generalized heuristics
I like black girls. Or half or quarter black girls. They’re nice.
Hmmmm, very interesting.
>>215347275ever since I got diagnosed with GSIF it's been really hard for me to form long-term plans
>>215346563piss bottles are underrated as fuck.>can pee whenever no problem>save time by not going to the washroom>save money by not using any soap or water>when full just dump in the toilet the next time you take a shit to save even more water
>>215347319>>215347331Umm... what?
if your girlfriend picked up your piss bottle and started chugging it while making eye contact how would you react
>>215347313what about 50 pennies black girls or 5 dimes black girls?
>>215347392what are you confused about
>>215347398Start jacking off while making eye contact
goodnight
>>215347320The tranny killer a tale as old as time
I wish I had pictures of Frank Hassle holding each one of his custom cards. the tranny cursethe rapedthe fagall his cards. maybe one day I'll AI generate it
>>215347399You got a deal!>>215347425Good night
throw your poop at an indian and run away
>>215347469rather throw soap, they wouldn't try to eat it or smear it on their teeth as toothpaste
Big fan of wearing sweatpants and pullover hoodies.
give an indian a meal and hes full for a day. but give an indian's cow a meal... and you feed his whole family
>>215347533basedgrown men should care about real things like politics and stopping fascism
>>215347586And video game DLC schedules
>>215347573Please don't help them reproduce, we have enough of them as it is
>According to Pedro’s best estimate, he had murdered at least 110 girls in Ecuador, perhaps 100 in Colombia, and “many more than 100” in Peru.>Convicted on 57 mur-der counts in Ecuador, López was sentenced to life imprisonment—a penalty that normally amounts to 16 years in custody, since consecutive terms are forbidden by law. Few observers believed that parole would ever liberate the man billed by the Guinness Book of World Records as the world’s most prolific serial killer, but jus-tice was blind. Authorities released López in 1996 and deported him to Colombia. He is presumed to be at large today, living under a pseudonym.
I swear sex sweat just smells different from regular sweat. There must be pheromones in it or something because regular sweat smells stinky and gross and sweat that happens during sex smells so good.
>>215347573Feel the whole family to the cow
I should become an ugly bastard, give myself facial scars, get rimless serial killer looking glasses, shave off all my hair , I want to look badass in a creepy way, it's important
>>215347676Feed*
>>215347586and genociding libshits
Enjoyed making soup but now too lazy to eat it. It turned out fine, not peak but perfectly good, but too lazy to eat it.
>@Telegraph: The NHS says first-cousin marriage is linked to “stronger extended family support systems and economic advantages”erm bongs are praising incest now??
>>215347720Part and parcel of living in a newly brown country
i'm not just a piece of meat for you to stick it in your vagina, i also have feeling and shit too
12 minutes until I’m off work award
>>215347785only 8 more mintues
fucking mosquito bit me on the bicep
Guys I don’t think I’ll ever have sex
fucking mosquito bit me on my exterior carpi radialis
why cant anglican into charity?
Reminder that society owes me everythingSociety is the reason I'm a friendless jobless loser or something Also like western civilization is sick, decadent, and collapsing, or something etc
>>215348032might be you're just a fat retard. ever consider that?
why am i fucking ugly short and dumb and not a 6'5 handsome gigachad
Im thinking anime
>>215348071If you were out in the world, you'd realize a lot of ugly, short and dumb guys get gfs and wives. Not saying you should be a gross slob, but if you at least try to be a desirable guy then your chances are higher than you think
>>215348092i want money bitch
>>215348083Stop thinking and start watching!
>>215348083What site do you use? Please tell me. Please.
>>215348116Hianime
don't really wanna goon but i guess we don't always get what we want
sir please help my phone is indian
>>215348141Thank you so much
>>215348060Um no... it's societyI'm God
>>215348083b-b-b-based
gotwhati voted foraward
Hey, get this: Trump is Hitler and Putin is Stalin
Putler
trump is fat and a pedo
Mariah the scientist > syndey sweeney
>>215348293hope they run it back soon, i'll try and head down to snap some pics for /cum/
The best propaganda taps into people's innate fear of being associated with weirdos It's essentially tapping into the innate biologically determined fear of being expelled from the group, as anyone who is too weird risks being expelled from a group. All you have to do to sell an idea or a product is to try to create the illusion of consensus . Everyone else is buying this you don't want to be one of the sick freaks who isn't buying this right?
>>215348506probably true, just look at foids they get one shot by that shit
I'm 0.6% Coptic Egyptian
>>215348625
The weather app on my phone is so fucking worthless
>>215348717Apps not sponsored by top tier companies are hilariously bad compared to websites
I could have been a football quarterback. I could have won the Greay Dupm at least
Nuke the internet
Just stuck a bunch of pieces of ham off a block into the oven. Delicious lazy dinner. Way better than the microwave.
>>215348848Nuke this bussy
My default defensive reaction is to treat everything with disdain
I am extremely mentally ill
How the fuck is it Monday againIt was Monday like 3 days ago
>>215349056kikes speed the clock up during week ends
If I see a word here that I've never seen before I assume it's not a real word and don't even bother looking it up
One thing I don't care for that women ALWAYS do is that, when telling a story or explaining something, they will always explain each part of something 3 times in a row in a slightly different way.
I’m all fucked up in the head
Whatever you do, whatever you sayNothing can push the feeling awayIt's here in my heart and it's here in my headI feel like I'm part of a book I readAnd every page and every paperSeem to be part of human natureSending me back down memory laneMy favorite record is playing againYou know I really like itI know I'll always be hereYou know it makes my heart beat
Theoretically you can solve the problem of microplastics in your testicles by jerking off so often that you eject any plastics as soon as they enterThat's my hypothesis anyway
I kid you not, on the dotted line signed ever since a minor kids considered him some kinda Einstein on the diamond mine grind
feeling very alone tonight i should get a cat or a pet or something
6 am and I can't sleep, I'm fucking deep fried bro
>check weather>friday: 82F>in fucking OCTOBERI think I'll kill myself sometime this week
>>215349923this happens every year now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-iPavAXQUk
>>215349940it needs to stop, i can't deal with six months of summer heat
2am teatime!! Gonna light another joint.
Feeling hot, stripping down.
5am, time to walk to the gas station
>>215350191what're you getting
>>215350191Nice. Pick me up smth while you're at it, maybe.
>>215350214condom and lube
>>215350214snus and ghost energy drinksperhaps a lil snack>>215350221absolutely (not I'm broke as hell I can afford one (1) person)
Remember Neopets?
>>215350268i dont remember asking unc
>>215350268i'm a man
Like my vape?
>>215350410yeah
>>215350410nah
Just saw a raccoon.
Gaylord Focker
>>215350410you have to be 18 or older to post here
>>215350628I'm 31.
>>215350641
should i eat a chocolate bar
>>215350757No. Save it for later.
I've returned from the gas stationblue raspberry sour patch kids ghost energy is now touching my lips
>play minecraft for the first time>need mods to enable borderless windowed mode>need to enable port forwarding and potentially use a VPN to play multiplayer>game is 18 years old>still costs $30Zoomers are the ultimate slop consumers in the history of mankind
>>21535065431 is the new 21 for soyllennial manbabies
>>215350791Should I buy Minecraft for Google Play? Maybe I'll play it on my tablet.
>>215350766i like eating it early in the morning
>>215350791stolen accounts are like $5 or $2 if you go russian
>>215350835imagine being so poor you buy a stolen account
>>215350880>complain about price>have cheap alternative>complain about why it's cheap
>>215350896thats a different anon, I got the game when notch was still pushing it on /v/ and never played it after that so I didnt have to buy it
>>215350896theres more than two people here you cock sucker
>>215350944make like a tree and a fuck off then
everything was better when it wasnt full of retarded thirdworlders
everything was better before yakub made white folks
