Imgur is blocked now edition
ayo why are the hats here?
a normal life
*pinches and punches you*
>>2154153294chan's 22nd birthday
You may not like it but somewhere a child is now safe thanks to this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6cb9WQSqmFE
>>215415305I like this. No age checks, just 'lol fuck off, thank your government for this'
where did i go wrong i lost a friend
>>215415355nah the last birthday was a few weeks ago, surely time doesn't go that fast
>>2154153054chan is next lads. Where will we all meet?
>>215415364
why did the government block imgur
she has a union jack around her neck 0.o
need the pensioners liquidatedbring back covid ffs
>>215415353gave me a dead arm
>>215415402monty Pyke every Tuesday at 7pm rear entrance, I mean this, I will have irl /brit/s
>>215415337>>215415337Probably the whole militarisation of the west (covid being the prime example, cultivation of anti-worker sentiment another) and the gearing towards a war economy.>>215415353Alright Lefty Ruggiero
>>215415305yeah? i don't care
remember during covid when supermarkets decided to give teachers sat on their arse at home discounts for no reason
If you lads want a good laugh you should read up on the Irish famine.
>>215415353kick and a flick for being so quick
>>215415423
>>215415418sorry but /brit/ is a norf general, all the real lads will be gathering in cheadle from 3pm onwards every saturday
>>215415425Remember when normies would bang pots and pans out their window every night?
>>215415305It's to protect you from the pandemic
>>215415440We'll organise a scrap, bet we smash your heads in
>>215415337Mental how prevalent the batty face is amongst labour politicians
the peoples republic of cheadle
>>215415336post modern garbage
>>215415420>>215415423how the FUCK am I suppose to know the difference between these two flags?
>>215415427
I am 4 months and 4 days older than 4chan
mornings are so bloody comfy bros
>>215415443mental, mental and mad
CCP (cheadle communist party)
ordered half a scoop of chips for dinner from the chippy but when i turned up to pick it up they had made me a full scoop. its extortion at this point, im not gonna sit there with me cock in my hand while he cooked me up my half scoop and acts all pissy that his full scoop has gone to waste. now i feel sick from too many chips, i hate my life
>>215415466
What's up what's up what's upIts ya boy, TarquinReady to romance the ladies, and pluck some daisies
rorkes darhttps://x.com/ScarcityStudios/status/1973044214004093182
>>215415479yep, sat at toil doing fuck all, coffee sucked, poo posted
>>215415329boards.4chan.org##.party-hat
>>215415524>The kikes are doing thisSure lad, sure...maybe the immigrants too.
popeth yn iawn
david lammy sex arse
>cuck and a fluck for being so qwuk
>>215415524reckon we're the true enemy in their heads? why would they do this to us?
I've spent 21 years on this absolutely dog shite stain of a website. I have wasted the best years of my life here, friendships faded away because I'd rather be here instead of going out in my younger days. Lost the girl of my dreams because I wanked too much to things posted here. Cost me jobs because I'd rather browse here than actually work and strained my relationship with my parents. I can't escape it.
geordie woman at work always ends her sentences with 'like' or 'yanar'
>>21541556519 me, still enjoy it :)
>>215415565shut up gay boy
>>215415565
>>215415576Lad I work with starts every sentence with "I was about to say"
I can see myself eating a girl’s poop but she would have to be really pretty and really hot. If she isn’t Aphrodite incarnate, I couldn’t do it.
>>215415565my drug addiction started due to reading a /b/ thread on opiates back in 2007
Genuinely upsetting that I was posting here with people who weren't even born when I first came here.
Lbc presenter
>>215415602suppose it's better than making crystals
got nts on
>>215415602like solpadeine?
>>215415617Sounds interesting, tell me more.
I don't understand how everyone isn't bisexual desu and thought for a long time people were lying about it. Why the hell wouldn't you like both? Makes no sense to me
>>215415305oh no this is awful how will we ever co- *turns on VPN* right what we saying lads
bus driver acts a bit noncy when schoolgirls get on. he's like "hello darling you remind me of my niece"
>>215415615>racist botktim
>>215415615Odd interaction
>>215415638Faggot
>>215415632here bro have fun :)
Making crystals with my former high school chemistry teacher
is Owen jones gay
>>215415638totally edgy and trendy, dude! faggot cope
rorke shaking what his momma gave him for the zesty mandem
>>215415643Now what?
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>215415647fifth former responds "ever shag her up the arse"
>>215415656Mixing chlorine and ammonia creates toxic fumes. Don’t do this.
>>215415556
>>215415656mousenonce the type of nigga who does this unironically
Decided I'm going to be a bus driver lads, seems like a job I would enjoy.
>>215415679how about you stop bombing gazza?
No right to complain about being incel if you haven't at least tried working out and talking to women before giving up entirely
>>215415688thuh reped
>>215415687Probably the stupidest yank post I've ever seen
>>215415703lorry driver > bus driverthe public are grim evil cunts
drinking heineken, my favourite beer other than tui
>>215415653>>215415674You ok mate?
>>215415731stare at this dead person
>>215415711I had sex two days ago and prior to this person I considered myself an incel
why would our ally Israel sell arms to Argentina while we were fighting a war against them?
whats everyone favourite beer?
>>215415745Nice work bro
Absolutely love being rude to retail workers. Always try to get a rise out of them by being passive aggressive or making a mess of shelves but they always back down because they need their job lol
>>215415745how long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>215415745you're a shagger now?
>>215415730tbf kiwi mass produced swill is much better than ours
>>215415754Hoegaarden
>>215415754Theakston Old Peculier.
>>215415744paedo freak
>>215415754pic, but I usually drink Heineken at home
Beer is shite. Tastes like BO. I'm more of a southern comfort and lemonade man.
>>215415754leffe blonde
>>215415760I used to love customers like this when I was working retail, I was extra nice back to them and it made them rage lmao
>>215415754Partial to Boags Draught but I live in Brisbane so I very rarely see it
>>215415754stellaor murphys
Eating chocolate for breakfast but it’s okay because it’s dark chocolate and that’s healthy
>>215415656not funny
>>215415814Milk for breakfast for me todayWhen it's the morning, that is
>>215415763If by guy you mean girl then yeah she came. Assisted with a vibrator but still>>215415769I think of a shagger as someone who has many one night stands not somene who just has a single partner
>>215415814Hope you get it all over your teeth and everyone at toil thinks you ate your gay boyfriend's poo for breakfast
>>215415814with almonds?
>>215415678they'll have as much success stopping VPNs as they have stopping the boats (none whatsoever)
>>215415781not a bad drop that
I found something good!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o4-Tny1wvw
>>215415814I've been having dark chocolate chunks stirred into my porridge for brekkie and it's been a game changer
>>215415781thank you for supporting the Yorkshire beer industry
if bro has a sexy/attractive gf in a city then BOY he is setting himself up for pain and dissapointment
Rorke on the ropes
>>215415865Thankyou for supporting the Australian children's picture book series industry
>>215415828Haha, Australians are sooo silly
>>215415881incel babble
>>215415895Didn't happen. Fake news.
>>215415906u cant compete with chad lil nigga
>>215415895i find it really disturbing that sexual assaults are used to serve political narratives on either side. Horrible world we live in innit
>>215415899<3
imitation of life
>>215415919you never had a girl you dont need to worry about ts lol
ok so that's a naked girl pooing out miniature basket balls from her swollen arsehole
right well
absolutely abhorrent post
>>215415949rumbled are we?
>>215415983which one
>You earned interest last month!>+£134.51Not bad that
Would that fall under the "extreme pornography" category that can get you arrested in Britain?
If russia did this people would say they're turning into north korea
haha yes! arrest the pervert! hahahaha!
>>215415924Good thing we have a balanced and unbiased media
>>215415997Mostly it's breathplay that's verboten if memory serves
>>215415996didn't ask
>>215415828>toilyeah… aha
>please it's really really dangerous and needs demolishing to make way for a nice new block of flats
mad that japanese people stick their fingers up each others bum holes as a prank. Might have to move to japan
woke up a bit early for my NEET shift
>>215415996get £1.50 a day me :)
life imitates fart
I suspect gov.uk will be changing their ethnicity definitions for the census after Starmer says anyone regardless of their skin colour can be English
>>215416059My friends and I did that to eachother in high school, we called it "corndogging"
>>215416068shes hideous. get a new waifu
>lads turn the boat around we don't have digital IDs!
told my mate that i drove home from the pub "drunk" (I had six pints so technically over the limit but I felt fine) and he's turned into a massive dramatic faggot, gone silent on the group chat, and is apparently slagging me off to our other mates saying he wish he knew on the night and he would have phoned 999 on me and i "endangered" my gf's life and other peopleit's literally a 5 minute drive home for me and i do it all the time after drinking with no issue. this is the same mate that was a massive nazi about wearing masks during covid
>>215415996Get on my level brokie
FJUCKING SCREANING
>>215416078kys gingerpedo
>>215416087He's right
Starmers coming for you Gingerpedo you fucking nonce. Your days are numbered. Tick tock
I'm a british indian
>>215416107bud bud ding ding 2.99
>>215416087Evil cunt, he's right
>>215415615actually bonkers how scatty they are getting now they know they are losing lol
>>215416087Tell him to stop being a big girl's blouse and knock his teeth out
Why do I have a sneaky suspicion we're part of the same secret society
>>215415406CHANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Making babies with my former high school chemistry teacher
>>215416107Alri Rishi Poonak
=)
>>215416107I think you mean an Englishman
flag shaggers?
>>215415305Imgover
>>215416146its shite
>>215416075you ever go up the knuckle?
keeek
gibby pic
>>215416054Proof of genocide
>>215416153They LOVE waving the flag. Can see the joy in their eyes.
>>215415754tennantsor Wusu beer from China
>>215416100>>215416119no he isn't you dramatic faggots, if i was actually drunk then he would have a point but i wasn't impaired at all>>215416126I honestly feel like doing something like this, it has me irrationally raging that he's being such a sly pussy over it
>>215416157he needs vitamin c
snipin’s a good job mate
>>215416087i’ve driven dozens of miles blacked out. nothing modern safety features can’t handle. even hit a drift on occasion, true story. moved closer to the bars so it isn’t an issue anymore.
starmer is inciting VIOLENCE
>>215415754
it's black history month so you're not allowed to be racist this month
>>215416189he's right. it just shows that he cares about people. he has every right to be pissed off and if anything it shows that he's a good friend to have
>>215415337Can a brit explain to me why he's so hated? From the outside it looks like he's just not doing much.
the thing is none of them want to be Britishif they were willing to legally migrate here then integrate into Britain and England we wouldn't be having the problems we are
>someone is gonna wank someone deadwhat did he mean by this exactly
>>215416208cor looks like a refreshing drop that
Yookay
>>215416212I'm racist every attosecond of every day
Didn’t sir kier say a couple months ago we’re becoming an island of strangers?
>>215416212How are you going to celebrate the people who built your country mate?
>>215416203exactly, i have a tesla it's not crashing during a 20mph drive for a few minutes through a village lol>>215416217even if this was true he could have come to me instead of being a sneaky faggot about it and slagging me off to friends, he hasn't said a word to me
>>215416208Mad how you can't find Samuel Adams anymore even though it basically kicked off the whole pale ale craze
if YOU say a brown person is NOT EnglishHE will fight YOU
raining out
>>215416289>Samuel Adam'sTastes like saliva
if ive have a cold for 3 days does that mean its covid
wfaps
>>215416289used to love a samuel adams boston lager and the paki shop by me used to sell it but it quietly disappeared everywhere suddenly
well it begins the worst month in the calendar for us cowards
> it's not crashing during a 20mph drive for a few minutes through a village lol
>>215416207Meanwhile, a statement such as this has been preceeded by "knife attack reports", coverage of a totally organic 100-people racist demo and the "serious and responsible" way of labour to take up the "immigrant crisis" issue which is absolutely real and not fabricated.
>>215416324it's fatal
>>215416324no mate why would it mean that?
>>215416222right wing hates him because they hate labour regardless of what they doleft wing hates him because he is part of the labour "right wing" and doesn't have many leftist policies. What he has actually done is pretty much the same as what the previous conservative governents were doing, or they theoretically would have done, such as the two-child benefit capcentrists hate him because they thought the government switching from conservatives to labour would fix everything but it didnt fix shit because this country's problems date back to the 80s and 90s with thatcher and blair and can't be fixed in six months by politicians
sir clive palmer
i'm drinking ad ad ad ad ad ad ad adnams ghost ship de ladit lush
>>215416298Speaking of brown people why are you still using gifs?
>>215416261grim
>>215415754kilkenny or some bland stout we have here
How many fannies have you licked?
>>215416375KEK
>>21541638754 were prostitutes
>>215416387just one (the gf's)
>>215416364I’m on my telefono
corrrrrrr
>>2154163872
>>215416068Any news from Em after JK publicly battered her and made her look like a complete cunt?
>>215416401grim
>>215415565>>215415582What was the chon like back then?I only came here in 2013
>>215416375
>>215416357So he only got here by sheer luck and no one actually wanted him here? Seems crazy but I guess it makes sense
Wednesday`sPocket Monsterof The day Is ..Slowbro !!
Binghams
>>215416289>kicked off the whole pale ale crazeFuck off
>>215416438love me slowbro
>>215416401When I lost my virginity I ate her fanny.I think I have eaten the fannies of all the women I've been with, moreso than actual shagging.
>>215416438good one today I like slowbro
>>215416364>>215415460Fake Labour can only find limp wristed leaders.I guess it comes with the territory.Men of a stronger constitution don't prostitute themselves.
Leftypol's intellectual titan
is ziedy dtfic? what does that stand for anyway?
>>215416207Thoughts on an englith enthnic group?
>>215416453I enjoy it more than any other sexual maneuver, besides facesitting and 69 which are just pussy eating with buttcheeks in my faceIt's a fetish at this point
>ICYMI - South Korean study of over 8.4 million people, from the Korean National Health Insurance database, finds correlation of increased cancer risks one year post-COVID injection.Disgusting Chalk up yet another L for the vaxtards
>>215416360who
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubZxoPGVjZo>To celebrate the fact>That we've seen the back>Of another black>.......day
my knee hurts while walking :'(
>>215416470Kek
>>215416470Yeah, but she's right (or he). Even if a few swans were taken, what is your point?
remember when /r9k/ got deleted but then they brought it back
naughty nigella, she loves it
>>215416438I like the Galarian form too Very interesting moveset
>>215416490billionaire mining guy ran in the 2013 elections with his Clive Palmer's United Australia Party, bit of a lolcow at the time. You must be young
>>215416470Reddit in a nutshell
>>215416476don't taste; fish in coffee
whats with all the deaths in australia lately?
>>215416438Slowking > Slowbro
>>215416415I wouldn't send back a tsingtao or a lucky buddha beer
could've sworn I clicked /brit/
>>215416479You think it's deadly? I don't. I asked a doctor in greece, he was palestinian too, he insisted in both visits I asked him that only SOME women can get cancer ftom hpv
>>215416470The world's longest football field in the making
>>215416529no one knows who you're talking about
>>215416558>deadlyI don't care if it is or isn't, worth it desu
gay fucking fairy
>>215416571https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clive_Palmer
Imagine having to be the rent boy getting bummed by starmer
>>215416581What a Chad
Sir Boy Bummer
there's about 30 HRbergs at toil for about 1000 employeesreckon we can lose some of those
>>215416586Flagged for irrelevance
>>215416595no way starmer does the bumming
>>215416437him becoming leader of the labour party was a reaction to labour's abject failure in the 2019 election, when they lost tons of their traditional bloc in the north and rural areas because of Corbyn (left wing and constantly dragged through the mud by the right wing news)so they picked a right winger to be more appealing to this traditional bloc, since they know the left wing that supported Corbyn will still vote for them as there are no alternativesthen from after 2020 the conservatives were so useless that they were inevitably going to lose the next election anywaythen 2024 rolls around, Starmer doesn't want to drop the ball, he spaffs out a ton of broadly popular policies and aims (no new taxes etc) to keep popularity during the run-up to the election. Focuses most of his energy on generic messaging without talking about the specifics. In the actual election Labour barely got any more votes than 2019. The only difference was that the conservatives got way less.Then he gets into government and finds out that he can't fulfil his policies, and then gets dragged into a lobbying-media cycle and the government wastes its time on stuff like banning jez from wolverhampton from having a wank without uploading his passport to the internet
>>215416558Even if you think it is, you can get the hpv vaccine as a dude
>>215416610AI will thin that herd very nicelyMy HR are already working on a project to integrate AI into their processes. I hope they're scared of job losses
>>215416621you goaded me into providing context... stop tormenting me
does anyone find this funnyhttps://x.com/theriseofrod/status/1973185396730388833?s=46
>>215416634Imagine being the rent boy having to bum starmer. Even grimmer
apparently being an attention whore is a mental illness. all those youtubers and streamers and that. mentally ill. mad that.
>>215416610defund hr
mad that you could just die of an aneurism at any time
Hey everyone this french bloke got the gardasil must be some sorta poofter
GAY FUCKIGN FAIRY
>>215416645Well you could have just got the joke the first time Clive you dumb fat shit
>>215416648pscrmn irl
>>215416509Because theyre saying none were taken and farage is talking bs when in fact they were
>>215416664yeah mental that
>>215416688shut up right now or i'll kill you with my mental health powers
>>215416642It hasn't though, they've had a nice new system put in place to automate and improve a lot of HR process but they haven't suffered any losses over the course of two redundancy periods
>>215416701ok but that doesn't matter
>>215416701why are you replying to bait you imbecile
>>215416703maybe you should try it x
>>215416697Thanks I made it
>>215416705yay!
>>215416719Autism i guess
Rorke mateStarmer put your mum in jail and took fuel payments off your gran yeahYou did nothing yeah
>>215416733Good, fuck them, protect trans immies
>muntul hulth pewers
>>215416721perhaps, has yet to be determined
>>215416547I've been to the tsingtao factorylovely beerQingdao is the only place you can get good cheap beer on tap in China
>>215416648masterclass trolling :cryingface:
>>215416773Imagine how much better the whole world could have been if the Germans hadn't got their shit shoved in in WWI
>>215416648yeah just sent it to the groupchat
anyone gonna stick up for me and get that australian guy done? i need help
>>215416806shut the fuck up
>>215416773Sceraming and holwing at the size of thehse gallses
>hulp uh've bun raped
>>215416806>>215416816
>>215416841>>215416841>>215416841
>>215416773bunch of gay fairy hands
Apropos of nothing do you think a yank mod would consider mocking a funny accent to be disrespecting a culture?
>>215416862fuck up blud
>>215415678They've already ruled out banning VPNs
>>215416829free samples x>>215416846that's the harem
