julie andrews!
Laurence Fishburne subedition
>>215416851haha that's not laurence fishbune that's that guy from the scottish king movie
>>215416851That's David Lammy
get them cookedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dirr_JP1EnU
>>215416851Nice suit
I just finished man on fire denzel Washington is a magnificent actor
Need to do a povvo shop at aldi
>>215416816it not right
>>215416884fuck off
>>215416905i will help you this threadif anyone gives you cheek i will sort them smooth out
>>215416884those aren't swans those are geese dumb bitch
>>215416898he's not my favourite actor of all time by the way
hasidim but i don't believe 'em
>>215416841both of my selections are currently in the green
>>215416943Who’s your favourite actor of all time
>>215416955mr sidney poitier...so
Britain - at this point - is one of the very few things in the world, that assures me, that I'm not living in the worst place on Earth.
are we still trusting the experts nah
>>215416916
>>215416960bluds tryna fund a cure for HIV wit he economics videos
>>215416867>Samuel L. Jackson>playing a Scottish kingOnly in Starmer’s Britain.
I love the party and the party loves me
Think I'm gonna have a wank over a couple of discord trannies I've been DMing
>>215416982forgot to mention im leaving in 10 minutes
>>215416960buy an ad
>>215416996bender
>>215416996bit grim
>>215416948that's a nice view through those windows but it's kind of scary?
>>215417012bro is scared of grass
>>215417012what are curtains?
>>215417001Hello there buy an ad mong, do you ever take 10 minutes off posting here?
>>215416965Never heard of him
>>215416982you are such a boring queer cuntnever seen a good kiwi post
>>215417030>admittingly you feel like you're being called out every 10 minutesmaybe stop then?
>>215417029There arent any
>>215417028no but it's just kind of spooky out therelike the house is all dark and gloomy and then there are these big tinted looking windows with a mysterious outdoor areais it woods?is it golf course?we just don't know
Sir Keir Lammy
>>215416884Westerners be like>Yes we eat chickens, turkeys, ducks, and other kinds of poultryWesterners also be like>You eat a slightly different kind of bird?! That's wrong because... it just is!
>>215417029fabric
>>215417044No what I mean is whenever I post here, regardless of the time of day, you respond within minutesSo I ask again, don't you have anything better to be doing with your life?
>>215417079it is illegal to eat waterfowl
>>215417048
>>215417089why are you so desperate for an anonymous stranger to not having "anything better to do" when you could instead justify your own behaviour?
>>215416960>In November 2019 Swarbrick responded to then opposition spokesperson for climate change Todd Muller with the phrase "OK boomer" after he interrupted her speech on climate change.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chl%C3%B6e_Swarbrick#%22OK_boomer%22Based. FUCK boomers.
>>215417079Do you find it hard to adjust to life in the first world?
>>215417037
>>215417131we learnt that All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/.>>>/pol/
Morning lads, another day of misery and squalor is it?
>>215417106
>>215416960saw her at the supermarket once, made eye contact. Cute lass
get the internet browsed
yahoo we are all feeling very productive and cheerful todayI am cuddled into the bed with the reading and so on
>>215417148corrr yes. sat here in my smeggy primark joggers and t shirt wallowing in my own shit
finally installed claude client and now it is doing all my worki'll paying 300 quid a month but i have to work only 3 hours a day instead of 7
2/3 Australians will get skin cancer at some point in their life
>>215417144Shut up you bell-end
>>215417116Muh generational differences
Need are Emma to cheese off a stinky one in my face.
>>215417188Needed a good laugh, cheers lad
>>215417116lmao that might be the most based thing a woman has done
>>215417216go to bed
Picked up a solid banger ham, cheese and pickle sarnie from Greenwich M&S (the one right in front of the Cutty Sark) and started walking towards the park around the bus road. I wanted to know the fat content in the sandwich so head down, holding it in both hands as I walked, I was reading the label.Clearly an amoeba brained phone thief saw the stance from behind and wanted to be a pants stain on society to me today by trying to steal my phone. Unbeknownst to this shithead, he grabbed my sandwich and got about 20 feet away, yelled something in ancient roadman that sounded like "cunt bruv fuck" and threw my precious sarnie into the road and rode off in a right little huff.The good news is the sandwich was still sealed up and, while a little dented, survived the ordeal and is now sitting comfy in my belly. A win today for lunch. Only just got around to posting my tale for y'all to enjoy.
>>215417104Which country is the video filmed in? And how do you know their laws about eating different birds?>>215417122>denying the hypocrisyWeak
>>215417233Printing out this post so I can read it tonight in bed as I fall asleep
>>215417233Never had ham with cheese and pickle but sounds nice desu
>>215417079Pakis be like>Yes we eat sheep, cow, goats, and other kinds of farm animalsPakis also be like>You eat a slightly different kind of farm animal?! That's wrong because... it just is!
looking up stuff to get angry about and getting angry
>>215417245it is illegal worldwide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L8Wcj1r2zM
>>215417112I don't need to justify my extremely high quality gimmick, it justifies itself
>>215417282advertising or begging isn't a gimmick, it's a report option
>>215417263they eat ruminants who chew the cud not dirty animal like pig who eating their own shit
>>215417233>y'allMight be the most raped word in existence
>>215417233stay out of my borough cunt
>>215417148nope, comfy lie-in with a coffee watching YT then it's off to toil in the afternoon for some banter and shenanigans with m'colleagues
>>215417299ESL cousin fucker
Aren't ducks waterfowl?
would you rather have a black gf or an AI girlfriend
>>215417336black AI girlfriend
>>215417336ai
>>215417245I would make it illegal to be brown
>>215417295I'm neither advertising nor begging
just switched the 4chan style to 'Burichan'. Trying new things
>>215417323baited for this response yankmong you've been done
Prime Minister Sir Nigel Farage
>>215417364For me it’s Tomorrow for both blue boards and orange boards.
Oops I seem to have forgotten to reply!
sir gay porn
>>215417263Yes I suppose that's the same logic which doesn't make much sense to meIt's like when we judge Koreans for eating dog meat. Who cares. We eat other animals, so we're no better.>>215417276So you've checked the laws of every single country have you>>215417350>he doesn't want to have a qt brown gf
I am imagining /brit/ dialogues with these as the characters.
>Mother-of-three dies after being electrocuted while holding her charging phone in the bath
might start having milk in my coffee
>>215417378oh it lush
>>215417396don't do that
Romanian flatmate has her friend visiting for the week and she literally looks like an anti soviet propaganda characterPale, sickly looking, thin, slightly hunched overBizarre
>>215417389me on the left
>>215417389That guy seemed like a good ladAlways smiling :D :D
>>215417396unnecessary calories, don't do that. No sugar, no milk, no dramas
Judge Dread
>>215417412>>215417423the black veve is ruining my teeth
>>215417396I somehow misread this as “might start having a wank in my coffee”. Time for me to log off.
>>215417394
>>215417396Just drink it black. It's the best way to enjoy it if done well.
>>215417087
I got a sticker for doing well this morning. 7 pallets completed in 1:45 minutes which is above target
>>215417394Irish
been seeing a girl and will have to end it soon on account of her being boringshe's a sweet delicate lass though so it's going to very rough
>>215417461wahey get in
Done one of those poos where it stretches your arsehole and you get a nice tingling sensation for a few minutes after
grown arse man being rewarded with and wearing a sticker (it is cute though frfr)
>>215417461Morning lad how's the old cock and balls treating you lately?
off to bed
Chicken and chorizo sandwich and a punnet of kiwi berries for my break time meal team. Oh and a Pepsi Max
mmm burger for lunch
>>215417441use a straw
>>215417477Have conversations with her and pretend to fall asleep. Then act offended when she calls you out on it
country has gone to the dogs
>>215417538Night mate, love you x
>>215417461great job. well done. keep saving!
>>215417558would rather just be direct with her than treat her poorly
>>215417561they want me to starve
Nicole Kidman is single again.
>>215417561Just means the fat freaks won't be able to gorge themselves. Anything that inconveniences the obese is a great thing >>215417569Thank you!
naught wrong with a boring lass. you want her to do tricks or something?
Sir Crisps Banner
>>215417561> i dont buy unhealthy things>most are made by massive America companies>nhs has obesity crisis because poor people are scumBasically if we didnt have the nhs people can do what they want, but we do so people need rules on how not to be retards.
>>215417561who buys this shit. they never do this with fresh, organic produce so I don't think I've ever partaken in a buy one, get one free deal
>>215417561anarcho tyranny
>>215417592Don’t think you have any business calling anyone else a freak.
>>215417385dogs are companion animals with an evolutionary bond to humans. eating them is subhuman, which is why most societies don’t do it
>>215417607PERFUMED PONCE
>>215417561do these offers only exist in povvo shops? i never see them in normal supermarkets
>>215417561/brit/ gimmicks leaking into the real world againthey finally stepped in
>>215417581bogged BITCH
class war brewing in this very thread
what about sugar tax
poo war brewing in my arse
Reckon a good side hustle would be selling Yu-Gi-Oh cards on eBay or Vinted. Can get them online for as little as £0.39 and could sell them off at £0.99 or even higher for rarer cards
class war? it was alright, I guess
have over 100 likes on tinder, lots of matches, women messaging flirty messages to me but they just make me feel uncomfortable. Need a gentle lass to coax me out of my shell and show an interest in me for me
>>215417651the lower upper lower middle class vs the middle middle middle class
british women are so fucking peng it's unreal
>>215417612>if you dont support the online safety bill you're a pedo child hater porn addict>if you dont support the britID you're not willing to tackle the migrant crisis >if you dont say someone that's lived here 5years and is blacker than midnight then youre a racist bigot2025 has been strange
>>215417679>gets talked to by womenYou have never suffered in your entire life have you?
Want a Wyrm deck in Yu-Gi-Oh but they don't do starter decks with this archetype so I'm going to have to purchase the cards individually
>>215417389this is offensive
>povvo£0 - £13k>lower class£14k - £21k>working class£22k - £31k>middle class£32k - £49k>upper class>£50k - £74k>tarquin class£75k +it's just that simple if you disagree which the runts of /brit/ will do you're a moron spastic
>>215417737>thinking class = salaryFOY
>>215417737mental that i'm spiritually povvo but working as a software developer in london puts me in tarquin class
>>215417737I earn 50k and live in a 5 bed HMO on a council estate
>>215417725where do you duel?
>>215417617I don't think that matters. It's just emotional thinking rather than rational thinking. "I have a nice cuddly dog so I want to protect dogs... eurgh that pig rolls in mud, I don't like that, so fuck pigs, we'll kill them and eat them"They're all animals and I don't think pigs deserve to die more than dogs.
>>215417737I'm lower class no doubt because of a lack of support for my mental health and lack of acceptance for trans women
whats it actually like growing up with fit sisters? cant imagine having a sister and not wanting to shag her desu
>>215417759starmers britain
>>215417737middle class Chad reporting in
>>215417737>money defines classNot /brit/ish
splurged 60 quid on steamdunno why i buy games when I know I can torrent them all desu
>>215417724I grew up fat and had lots of horrible things said to me by girls, that stuff sticks with you, I really don't know how to make the most of it since growing into a handsome man
^_^
>>215417737tarquin/upper class is more like 300k lol75k isn’t even enough to send kids to a public school
>>215417773Same but because of jews and immigrants
>>215417768Nowhere I don't actually use the cards I'm just going to collect them
>middle class>>£32k - £49klooooooooool
We're all against the Farage boats aren't we?
might jump on the Megabonk bandwaggon
>>215417773oh not your fault thenwhat a surprise
>>215417779unless you are sick in the head or going through puberty your brain is automatically disgusted by that thought.
>>215417812was just thinking about these animals then
>>215417773i accept you :)
>>215417812thats an opossum, not a possum
>>215417800fair enough
>>215417772it does matter. “they’re all animals” isn’t rational, there are differences between animals. there’s also the fact dogs are scavenger-predator animals which makes farming them inherently more cruel than flock/herd animals (which even pigs are to some extent, they can live in large groups in any case). it’s an immensely cruel industry even worse than industrial farming generally
bibbed pigorbig dip ebborbid by pig
back to salaryposting is it
>>215417737Hmmm
>>215417790>Oh no I got bullied by cute girls!You.Have.Never.Suffered.
ur a lideral fascist
>>215417812rorke sat shaking his cummy thinkpad about and saying "oh wow"
>>215417872I don't actually export any armaments, Sir Adolph Starmer does
>>215417779mostly I just constantly had other blokes going "bro you know your sisters hot right can you introduce me to her aha x"
>>215417883Hospital consultants are tarquins?
>>215417872but leftypol is against the thing on the top while being in favour of the thing on the bottom so this is just another of his typical dishonest shithead arguments
>>215417884look mate, not all of us are freaks. I want a nice girl who cares about me, not into any deranged fetish batter my testicles stuff
>>215417856You're just making up reasons to justify your existing cultural practices. If cruelty really mattered to you as a reason to not eat a certain species then you wouldn't eat any species of animal.
is it sip of water or breathalyzer test ?
>>215417911*batters your testicles for a laugh*
Going to other countries makes you realise how much people in Britain glorify takeaways and junk food. No wonder everyone here is a fat cunt.
>>215417812Oh wow
>Trump warns that taking Tylenol while pregnant can cause a bunch of issues like ADHD and autism>liberal pregnant women own Trump by taking excessive amounts of TylenolAmazing.
>>215417933Corrr me next!
Break ends at 11:30 team please help me
>>215417943British culture?
>>215417943fuck off
>>215417909It's not dishonest at all. We're helping wars around the world which displace people. Those people look for safety.
dogs are not widely eaten because they're carnivores and thus their flesh doesn't taste very nice it has nothing to do with their companionship actually
i have a fetish for women's tits. mental i know.
>>215417911*dips your battered testicles in boiling hot oil*
>>215417810Did he actually call them that lmaoNige should start calling them 'Starmer rapes'
*taps your forehead with my phone*right start wanking me off
>>215417872Are those all palestinians
>>215417963>We'reI haven't done shit
>>215417930this isn’t an argument against eating dogs being more cruel than eating cows/pigs/sheep etc.
>>215417965it's basically a normalized adult baby fetishnormalized in the west at least where it is very common for some reason
>>215417936Just walk into any small shop and you can see thisRows upon rows of ready meals, jars of prepared sauce, frozen food, """healthy""" alternatives and then in the one corner a small amount of actual produce Compare this to a similar shop on the continent and it's night and day
on my way to Mcdonalds
>>215417883Many professionals will salary sacrifice to stay under £100k so that they can keep childcare benefits. Although generally, family assets and passive income are a greater indicator of class than your salary anyway.
Everybody knew I fancied this girl so some other girls that liked being meant to me convinced her to ask me out as a joke and she went along with itI was ecstatic when she asked me out and I didn't even consider the possibility that it was a joke because she was really nice:l :l
>>215417995retarded take
>>215417994leftypol genuinely believes this omdss
>>215417872well that's rorke done then
>>215417963>bomb a country>let their angry disgruntled population inSeems a pretty retarded strategy
>>215418014touched a nerve I seecan't accept what's in front of you can you
old money, me
>>215417964right, so nobody eats Tuna, salmon, squid, crab, then?
Labour impossible challenge: create policies that benefit British people
>Yeah just come home from your shit job when it's already dark outside and then spend two hours preparing a meal from scratch that will take five minutes to eat trust me you'll feel better for it bro
Applying for asylum in Sweden because they raped and killed all my family during the viking raids
>>215418030>say you're dumb>haha i touched a nerve and made you mad lol owned!yeah right
>>215417995Nonce spotted
RIP deanos bird
>>215418055this is why i batch cook x
>>215418043none of those are mammals
>>215418059Least disingenuous rorke argument
>>215418055>spend two hoursare you just exaggerating to the point you don't actually have an argument based in reality, or are you physically handicapped?
>>215418073screaming
>>215418042scr cunt
>>215418067I'm a nonce for pointing out that men fixated on suckling tits are acting out the behaviors of an infant and getting off on it and that it's fucking weird? ha ha ha right
>>215418079i agree but you put that in the most reddit way imaginablekys
rorke doesn’t support waging war abroad, it’s liberals that do. tories, labour etc. most of the migrants aren’t even from war torn countries though. just a shit argument
>>215418042beavers are cool animals
>>215418078eating seals, dolphins and whales were pretty common until recently
>>215418064you want mommy to give you milky suckygive booby right now!
>>215418136Bear is still pretty common in some parts of Asia
Rorke marching against warLeftypol painting trans colours on bombs before dropping them on brown children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P290n0Oue0c
Yeah all these posts are great but don't let this distract you from the fact that heatherpaedo has now started using the botnet to post actual 'p
I dont see anything wrong with eating dogs desu, they are one of the most annoying animals. Would love to eat my neighbors yappy little mongrel.
>>215418136and no longer is because it's fucking rank
>>215418159spaino too. he loves the 'p
>>215418055That's what weeknight meals are for. Or you can prepare meals. I cook on Sunday, got meals ready all week: lasagna, ratatouille, bolognese, pies...just take a piece, reheat and that's it. Tastes a lot better than takeout, is actually less effort and saves money.
>>215417932me getting steaming
>>215418173not because its rank, no, because of limited supply and emotional attachment
>>215418180They both need stringing up. Vile little rodents.
>>215418073mans best friend
Keir Starmer banning darts because he heard working-class people like it
>>215418159Why does Heathernonce even have access to a botnet
>>215418116Yes. That's something a nonce would say.
>>215417983The UK>>215417994>>215418017My argument is that it's illogical to say "eating pigs is fine" while saying "eating dogs is wrong". People just create arbitrary reasons to justify this position. If eating dogs is wrong then eating other animals is wrong too. Why does a pig deserve more suffering just because it was born as a pig?
I'm vegetarian (previously vegan) but I'd still eat dogs, I really hate them
>>215418004Those bottles of pasta/curry sauces have to be the biggest scam out there. It's trivially easy to make your own at home from the basic ingredients that tastes much better than the store-bought stuff.
>>215418215it's hosted by a noncecommon knowledge that it exists these days
>>215417737salary has nothing to do with class but I know what you're getting at and I earn £50k and it's fuck all nowadays so even your brackets are way off
woke gone mad
>>215417964then why don’t people eat horses?
eating my free 1/4 pounder
Barner's Stitain
pack it in rorke, you've been at it all day
FVCKING SCREANING
>>215418223because pigs are stupid you fucking spasticdogs are helpful and contribute
>>215418245they dowe were all doing it not too long ago
annie's 12 years old in 2 more she'll be a whore nobody ever told her it's the wrong way
>>215418193that's bullllllllshit
>>215418223>Why does a pig deserve more suffering just because it was born as a pig?Because it's a fucking pig lmao
spainos also been posting paedo-bait in the discord.
>Why even eat at a restaurant when you can spend all day cooking and cleaning up after yourself at home for cheaper?The absolute state of these runts
Wish I could kick dogs across the park when they come up to me but I have to act nice or else I'll get on the news
Not a cannibal, but I'd eat Keir starmer's head like a hyena
>>215418190oh cute!
>>215418223the reason is hardly arbitrary when the animals are different. pigs can at least potentially be raised in decent conditions, dogs cannot. eating pigs is crueler than eating oysters - both are animals but the distinction isn’t arbitrary
>>215418284>spend all dayare you just exaggerating to the point you don't actually have an argument based in reality, or are you physically handicapped?
>>215418284>implying it takes all day to cook a meal and clean upFOLC
>>215418223arbritary in your opinion. you've been presented many coherent reasons to differentiate between dogs and pigs.
never seen someone with tourettes say the N word
>>215418273get off the marijuana bro, it's bad for you.
need a list like this for /brit/
wush i cud kuck dugs acruss the puk
>>215418284You're comparing the experience of a restaurant meal with frozen pizzas mate
>>215418216you're a creepy pervertdon't reply to me again
>>215418316dumb crossposter>>>/pol/517735081
correctly pronounced Ree Lah Crew Ah
>No, noooooo, you shouldn't participate in the economy, you can do that for yourself instead nooooo!
>>215418334fart cunt cunt cuntCunt farts
the autistic incel barometer jumps to MAX level when you literally need someone explaining why other humans eat at restaurants
>>215418231its literally the same stuff but already in the jar actually look at the ingredients of pasta sauce or something, this isn't america where they put a billion chemicals in it for no reasonits just tomatoes and herbs and stuffwhy would i go to the effort of buying all the stuff myself when i get it all in a jar for a quid?
>>215418316This unironically seems racist
thoroughly immunised against the evils of energy drinks by hating both sugary and fizzy beverages
>>215418316poo, screaming, rorke, leftypol, wog, biomass, wank
me? I eat pussy like groceries
>>215418385>>215418385>>215418385
>>215418223Almost like culture, tradition, and biological differences make a difference.Why dont we eat dogs and use pigs for hunting ? Because theyre different animals
>>215418368tastes better when homemade plus its healthier
>if you like tits you've got a baby fetish because babies also like tits*quickly googles to see if paedophiles also ate food and breathed air*
>>215418383you suck 10 coffees a day
>>215418409damn this is rough for you huh?
and the dogshit early yank no edition new?
>>215418453not early and it's not dog poo
>>215418368They add preservatives to the jarred stuff, and the stuff has been sitting in a jar for months so it's a lot less fresher. Plus produce that ends up in large factories are generally lower-grade compared to the stuff that ends up directly in shops. If you actually try a comparison between a store-bought and home-made sauce, you'll see the difference.
>>215418490was and is
>>215418262>stupid animals deserve more sufferingIllogical, you idiot>>215418306>>215418312Can we objectively measure the suffering that different species encounter when raised for meat? I bet it's possible to find conditions for raising dogs for meat where those dogs would have similar levels of suffering to pigs being raised for meat. So maybe this idea of relative suffering isn't the real reason why westerners eat pigs but not dogs.>>215418404>culture, traditionSo the argument is "we don't eat dogs because historically we haven't eaten dogs". I don't think that's an important reason to not eat dogs.
Just got fillings at the dentist and I got two injections so I cant feel my bottom mouth xX
