mary poppins
>>215418385
oh he peeking
stop making these yank earlies and also stop smoking marijuana
mental that i've been on this website longer than many of you have been alive lmao
Going to buy a Range Rover named Percival
Really fearful about the US government shutdown lads
Is Starmer even real or is he AI
any straight man who has sex with men and sucks cock and takes it up the bum in?
>>215418411it's mary poppinstoday is julie andrews' 90th birthday
deranged nonce thread kill yourself!!!!!!!
>>215418368Yeah always adding xanthan gum and E numbers in food i make at home
im voting for mary poppins
I've got reasonsPlenty of reasons
why's yotsuba wearing a british flag cape on the birthday picture
>>215418434yeah been on since about 2007 me almost 18 years of my pathetic wasted life
>>215418451dunno, never tried haha x
>>215418451Not gay but I've always wanted to try a big stiff veiny cock in my mouth to see what it's like.
This was the most useless bill ever passed.I don't even have a VPN and I can literally google "porn" and find a website in 10 seconds.
>>215418457merry poppin my dick in yo mouf cuh
>>215418451Don't take it up the bum but yeah ktim
shes so fitmummy
listened to Beyond Belief on BBC radio four yesterday and they said we need to reclaim the "working class" identifier from the whites since many minority groups are also working class
>>215418492*moves to dubai *
>>215418245they do and they also eat cute little fuzzy bunnies
>>215418498bad idea considering leftypol despises working class people
damn just heard Tomas Lindberg is dead
>>215418450You're really fucking dim if you don't know this
>>215418415you and your gf are in the club and o'rourke comes up rizzing her with this move wdyd
>>215418477was on the year before that, almost 2 decades gone
bit chilly today
>>215418498That's beyond belief alright
>>215418476dont know
if you want to suck on tits you're no different than a baby
it's not a coincidence that men who are obsessed with tits tend to behave like psychotic toddlers
>>215418528Sir Flat Stanley
>tfw can't drink milk anymorewhy did I have to become non white :(
>>215418492In a just society parasitic vermin like her would be publicly executed
>>215418535me after reading dog shit yank posts(steaming mad)
well lads?
>>215418522only in france and kazachstan do they eat horse
>>215418535free him
preempted that yank's address
Shagging the autism out of Greta with my sex penis
Mary Poppins got her tits out in the film SOB from the early-80s. She still looked good despite being 45.
>>215418368If you're all about saving time why not just get a Charlie Bigham's pre prepared meal? They're recipes designed by chefs and only use high quality ingredients Charlie would keep in his own kitchen35 minutes in the oven for a restaurant quality meal and no clean up!My personal favourite is the fish pie but why not shop around and discover what you like?
>>215418537it's a broadcast bout religion hosted by Giles Fraser
>>215418607greta thunberg autism sex arse
>>215418592>92Keir R. Starmer
>>215418592mostly boomers and zoomers respond to polls and they are barely cognisant they shouldn't even be allowed to vote. Doubt they even understand why they believe what they believe.
>>215418498Sounds very radio 4
>>215418631buy an ad
oh look it's another charlie bingham vs eating out mong debate
>>215418598and italy, spain, japan, the netherlands, belgium, germany, mexico and some pacific islands
>>215418568
>>215418661Bait pic you always post
>>215418465https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/25779811669 pence Tomato (62%), Tomato Purée (24%), Onion (3%), Garlic Purée (2%), Sugar, Sunflower Oil, Salt, Concentrated Lemon Juice, Garlic, Cornflour, Onion Powder, Herbs, Garlic Powder, Acidity Regulator (Citric Acid).
>>215418630Vitos Italian wife was 16 when she got her tits out in the godfather
>>215418673can only be rorke
>>215418592Mad how replacing the Tories with the party that propped them up through covid and wanted more extreme versions of everything they did didn't work
>>215418679the mindraped
>>215418687whys he getting eaten by some dumb bird
you just know lads who say shit like "why would i eat at a restaurant when i can cook at home" look like this
on the bog whimpering and crying and begging the poo gods for mercy
Genuinely don't think toillass has gone 30 seconds without talking since I got here three hours ago
>>215418698fucking show off
>>215418683Bodied that spastic
>>215418492the government had to write off £10bn because of shite PPE decisions though so that's nothing
>>215418683What mine would haveOnionGarlicTomatoes Olive oilSalt and pepperNo gloopy thickner, no acidity regulator, no lemon juice
>>215418674>>215418568digusting animals that should be extinct. 4chan is a cat website, feel free to post le heckin puppers on reddit
>>215418663they don’t eat horse here
waiting on mousey to tell us what the pocket monster of the day is
>>215418683no thanks
Love starting an argument then moving on and talking about something else and seeing people still wound up about it for ages after
>>215418710due to woke
>>215418734Hope it's based on passata
>>215418592we've got to return to what it means to be Britishpainting a fence
sex gifs
>>215418743haha good one x
>>215418747have genuinely wanked to her like 20 times
>>215418754sounds like you're still wound up about something
10x lush aldis buckfast
>tescoabsolute runt working class slop
>>215418754reminds me of throwing crumbs on the floor for pigeons
>>215418730Remember when they built all those field hospitals that never got used, mad stuff
>>215418766weird freak
it's 4am kino time
>>215418740
>>215418757
new cologne just arrived. very nice considering it was only £20
poo smells apparently
>>215418813What is it? Some arab clone stuff?
hate eating at restaurants me. never while eating a meal at home have i thought yeah this would be better for 5x the cost with loads of random people around and someone checking if "everything is ok" every 5 minutes
>>215418710No helping itTerror birds were one of the largest apex predators during their era>>215418741https://www.tasteatlas.com/bocadillo-de-carne-de-caballo
>>215418766Went through a stage of constantly wanking to mid women, felt more realisticBack on the porn slags now though
>>215418813well? list the notes
>>215418813joop ting yeah?
Heathertranny meltdown
>>215418833Reckon I could batter one
>>215418803mongo inbred self-cousin paki freak painting his fence while sucking a halftime orange
>>215418774Hope you ingest so much caffeine that you reverse through time and return to monke
don't shop at Tesco anymore due to how ridiculous their prices are without a clubcard which I refuse to getonly local shops and Aldi are safe from the loyalty card nonsense
>>215418833>Terror birdsBigoted term typed out by soft featherless mammalian fingers
>>215418831nice of you to join us, painfully dull TV comedian from the early 2000s
>>215418833must be an oldfag thing because you can’t buy horse at the shops here, even at the butchers. rabbit is eaten though, so are snails
body is trying to make me piss again >:(
She thinks it's pronounced 'haitch' omds
>>215418482not worth it imo. my jaw was hurting for 2 weeks after i did this
>>215418683You could make it better at home with just 5 ingredients (tomatoes, onions, garlic, tiny bit of oil and salt). If you want to add fresh herbs then it would make the dish taste even better.
got all the cards me
>>215418858Aldi is a terrible place to shop. Literally a warehouse with shite just dumped along the aisles. Lidl is a far more pleasing and cultured shopping experience.
did the man fall through the bardid the man do the silly walkdid the man say garlic breaddid the man order 4 naansdid the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handlesdid the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impressionah yes. british "comedy"
>>215418830Dont think its a clone of anything but yeh its from a dubai perfumery i think. >>215418837>>215418838Hawas for him
my arse always smells so bad I'm pretty sure even a gay man wouldn't be interested
Why bother going to a gig when you can just stream the album to your headphones in your smeggy bedroom
Good morning my chaps.
Mousey the sort to put his entire mouth over the opening of a bottle when drinking from it
>>215418743You must lead a very empty and pathetic life. 12pm on a Wednesday and this is whats going through your mind. You're probably the poster that mentally shadowboxes these imaginary characters in your head 18 hours a day. When are you going to understand that most of these characters you've invented are just people playing in to a meme and winding you up? You're the biggest bully victim here because this autism is captured your mind and has occupied your life to an extreme extent. Please for the sake of the remainder of your life, see a professional therapist because you are going to end up killing yourself from this misery.
>>215418714i look like this
>>215418933I know this is meant to be a joke but gigs are shite listening to music in the comfort of your own home is loads better
nary a pixel of that literal thesis
>>215418743bet its qwilfish
Manchester mentioned
>>215418916only been to lidl a few times but how you described aldi is exactly how i’d describe it. all weird off brand shite too
raping my arse into tatters
>>215418892Hope she guns down your taig arse
the government must step in and ban M&S from selling those mint choc ices
You have got your Black History Month decorations up, right /brit/?
will be starting Pokemon Sun and Moon today as I've collected every Pokemon in X and YI will use today's pokemon of the day on my team, I hope it's a good one
he already said it's slowbro
why do i never see cute femboys IRL
>>215418661genuinely though a bighams is nicer than that dogshit jarred pasta sauce
>>215418953granddad wondering who the freak is that keeps filming him
>>215418916They get the same stock from the same distributor dumb dumb. I bet you think Waitrose is better quality too
Decided that wanking is a mostly pointless activity. Shall not be doing it much any more
>>215419021grow up
>>215419025XD
>>215418834same, just spaffed to remy lacroix sex arse
>>215419015why are they like this
a blue garter on my left leg, a blue sash across my breast, a medal with my heraldic triton upon my chest, I lie like a ducal demense outside my mighty four-square residence among the Wolds, sheltered by belts of woodland, sucking the Englishman's halftime orange.
Just posted in the old like a mad mongo, fuck sake man just shoot me
>>215419025>its realthis is huge
woken up full of bitterness, resentment, and self loathing
Go to an Italian supermarket and their ready meal section is like 1 or 2 chiller cabinets, not an entire aisle like in this land of degenerate slobs.
Taris upper city is a nice place to live and the Sith keep things orderly and nice.
realistically what are you supposed to do if this happens while driving https://youtu.be/Al8Bt3EYucQ
>>215419049*grows into a kaiju sized monster and crushes you under my foot*what now
>>215419042Not disputing that. It's the way it's laid out and presented.
it’s physically unpossible for me not to be racist
>>215419055Apparently it's cause of some folklore tale where an Indian guru stopped a train by just standing in front of itHence they try to do it too now lol
Would genuinely batter catyank given the chance
>>215418922plums and apples... interestinga fruity choice for autumnand aquatic too!
>>215419042>They get the same stock from the same distributor dumb dumb.Objectively untrue
>>215419071Kek I remember this arc
aldi doesn't sell much organic stuff so I only ever pop in to pick up bits you couldn't do a big shop there
>>215419097he probably owns a gun so dont think you would
>>215419076what now? telling you to grow up again because you desperately need to
>>215419071Check the English Foods aisle to see if they have halftime oranges
>"ummm actually you know you could make that at home"Yeah my time is too precious to be dicing onions and cleaning chopping boardsI'll just take the 69p version that tastes identical and dump it in the pan cheersMaybe if you lot didn't spend 2 hours per night sweating over your Ragu you'd actually have a gf?
>>215419075following him and smash his head in
>>215419102you love you shitty ai slop
>>215418661Velcro shoes
>>215419071Got a local eyetie ready meal company that does peng lasagnesYou'll fucken know you're paying for them though
Aldi is also known to employ blokes who dress up as women. Very weird place.
>>215419132No but that’s not realistic
darn it I forgot my thing was in the thing
>>215419081I think it might be random because my Lidly is a dimly lit depressing dump with wooden crates everywhere and murky chiller display windows, whereas the Aldi 2 miles away is a well organised and clean, well presented store.
>>215419097corrrr bet he's fry up nicely
erm...lads?
>>215419021Get one of them ROM hacks like Sour Crystal if you decide to play an older one, mainly due to them having all Pokemon being obtainable
Sir Adolf Hitler
Me and my dad are going to the shop today. I will get snacks.
>>215419118sorry can't hear you from under my giant foot which has crushed you
>>215419085wow, a racist person on an anonymous website, how novel *eye roll*
>>215419156grim life
>>215419140poof
>>215419134you're sad because you're confused :(
>>215419117he's schizophrenic so he's not legally allowed to own one
>>215419113organic is dumb virtue signalling anyway
>>215419075Exactly what the cam car did then report the cunt to the police
>>215419145Loads of Steam mods use imgur to show stuff on their mod description page so it looks terrible
why isn’t there a board for yputube
>>215419106Genuinely is true. All supermarkets in the UK get their stock from the same two or three distributors in shadow warehouses that send out stock every night. >duuuuurr but the home brandsobviously the home brands will have different quality
We also have an English food aisleFray Bentos and Jammie Dodgers
wagie freaks happily slave for their toilmasters 8 hours a day but recoil at the thought of spending even half an hour on themselves preparing a healthy delicious meal
>>215419113>falling for the organic scamlol, lmao even
>>215419143Stinking patter
>>215419172bizarre projection
>>215419117No one with a gun could kill me unless they came from behind and I didn’t see them
yeah big fan
>>215419172you're sad because you're the raped :(
>>215419055Indians all think their the MC when theyre NPCs
fizzy grapefruit tangerine mango lemonade
n Wednesday, August 12, 1914, my regiment left Wellington Barracks at seven in the morning. I fell into step in the ranks as they went out of the gateway, where I said good-bye to my brother, who left that day. It was very quiet in the streets, as the papers had said nothing about the movement of halftime oranges. On the march the wives and relations of men said good-bye to them at intervals, and some of our people came to see us off at the station with halftime oranges, but we missed them.
>>215419188spent 2 hours making a hearty stew this sunday, it was lush
>>215419211ai slop
>>215419176But I feel like the cam car got lucky what if another car or lorry smashes into the back of you because they’re distracted >>215419170Just not helpful is it
>>215419177>HOI4Fucking hell Rorke get a grip
Mental how badly he mindraped dtfic
>>215419211fizzy rapedfruit rapederine rapeo rapeade
Everyone's gone on a walk but I stayed in. Can't be arsed with day 5 of walking around the same place. They should make holidays 4-5 days long instead of a week
wonder what his next ai grimmique will be
>>215419228...yh
>>215419203you're even more confused
right so everybody gets to make fun of the state of Britain but America can't even form a government and nobody bats an eyelid. Im sick to the back teeth with it all
>>215419186This is true, I used to work in Tesco and we'd sometimes - it was quite rare but it still happened - get Morrisons own brand stuff on our cages. We'd just give it to staff for free. Basically the warehouse workers just (literally) toss it on top if it's a half-filled cage without giving a shite about where it's going or if it breaks anything it's landing on.
>>215419211trying mixing in a halftime orange next time
>>215419246did you like the taste?
>>215419226you pull over to the side, surely that's obvious
>>215419221it's scary for you :(
more of a CIV 5 man myself. 2500 hours clocked in since 2019
>>215419176ooooo call the police “um police please”GAY
>Starmer stopping people from playing autistic strategy games to make children saferLikely to have the opposite effect really isn't it
Do you see yourself as beneath your father or as your father above yourself? Do you idealize and/or admire him?
>>215419244omds rorke
>>21541924469p sauce was a good investment look at all that time you saved
>>215419276its more boring actually
my teamthe ice face penguinthe one that looks like a retard pikachudittozoroark shedinjathe one that's just a garbage bag
>>215419244Just bought the new expansion pass myself
>>215419276do you get scared when you're alone at night?
>>215419226Sadly there's little else you can do. The range rover is trying to do a cheeky murder on you
>>215419267you're a nutcase honey
Wagie freaks will happily spend 8 hours a day with their toilmaster but refuse to spend 20mins bonding with their family by preparing a meal together.Bit grim that
>>215419306>giving money to paradox for dlc
>>215419285what do the um police do
>>215419247They do this all the time, it's built-in to the system for some reason
>>215419299
don't care if eating pussy will give me cancer tbqh
>>215419324suck your cock
>>215419322>Spending money to have funWhat's the issue here?
>>215419247we got shite all throughout 2016-2022, feel like most it have shifted to you lot now
Absolute state of it, even the bread in this country is a fucking joke
I cannot believe people genuinely play HoI 4 over 3 or the 2 spinoffs. I can not understand it.
>>215419318did you eventually start to like it?
>>215419329love noshing on young clunge me
Last good Civilization game was the one with religions and the map was still SQVARES
>>215419337what dlc are you buying and how will it make you have fun
>>215419329Wtf is rate my takeaway doing?
>>215419347um
>Um ackshually you can just make your own DLC for free!
>>215419345funny how you changed vpn since the child porn got posted here yesterday
rape my halftakeawarange
>>215419263
>>215419345hoi4 is better in almost every way
https://youtu.be/MG6jXj5ICCI
>>215419381raped
>>215419198It's canon that if the Shellder falls off on any of the evolutions then he turns back into being a Slowpoke The Galarian evolutions are pretty horrible though because Shellder is shown to be a venomous parasite
lil zoomer cannot comprehend the idea that game developers used to put in additional content after the main story for free.
>>215419384ScreamOld people are so fucking dumb
>>215418922Bit fresh for this time of the year mate. Get yourself a nice autumn/winter fragrance as well.
>>215419384Leaded generation holy shit
>>2154193513 mogs 4's tiny little maps
Might have a wee in a bathroom that is not mine
>>215419408you mean the free patches that get released at the same time as the dlc? yeah we have those unc
getting notes of halftime orange, must be a true English wine
>>215419433Good bait
>>215419444leftypol
Shan't be viewing any webbums
>>215419444rorkes been done
a bit big elmorbile gambitoram bigly itorlit bigamy
>>215419407wow thats really interesting are there any attestations of other species devolving? do the shellder and slowbro share a hivemind?
>>215419475Pussy. what's the worst that could happen?
>>215419384howling
get the online safety act removed get the digital id bill cancelled get the asylum hotels closed get the boats sent backget the ECHR dissolvedget the flags upget the illegals deportedget the deliveroo schemes cracked down onget the ulez scrappedget the net zero goneget the halal meat out get the burkas bannedget the English made compulsory language get the woke defundedget the BBC license fee cancelledget the antiwhite out of schoolsget the nuclear energy fundingget the farmers supportedget the fishing waters back get the oil drilled get the Antifa bannedget the grooming gangs inquired get the lockdown proponents jailedget the cashless economy binnedget the diversity quotas out get the men out of women's bathrooms get the two tier judges sacked get the southport rioters freedget the parliament dissolved get the gun rights back get the freedom of speech backget the fucking country back
been posting on 4chan since 2007 and i still dont know how to post gifs or webms. Every time i try it always says its the wrong file format even though it is
>>215419487or the raped
>>215419491Murdered by Starmtroopers
reckon neighbours keeping close tabs on you is more East Germany
>>215419498>get the ECHR dissolvedcscromitng
This is me when you say mean things to me.
>>215419498get this shit deported to /pol/
ooooh police police I want to report a driver So gay honestly mate
>>215419498get a job nigga
>>215419508get a grip you weirdo stop replying to me you're not even talking to the person you think you are and you just look creepy and stupid
>>215419347very unsexy way to put it HOWEVER same
>>215419518Never done any of these
>>215419498Unironically can't find anything I disagree with here
>>215419516except human skin isn't plasticthe solution is that you should let me clean it with my tongue(if you're cute)
>>215419378The fuck are you saying, im the German-South american from yesterday.>>215419389Worse simulation, worse combat mechanics, worse tech tree, focus tree is for trannies, uglier, easier. I simply cannot understand. It baffles me.
>>215419498yeah based
that one poster that starts screeching his tits off at anything political in the thread as off-topic but then spams about poo all day.
>>215419530>>215419536starmtroopers
>>215419541 the raped
I'm scared what if my knee will never recover
>Imgur gone too nowHow long before the UK has its own Great Firewall? We're already halfway there
need screaming at posts bannedantisocial behaviour
>>215419518MAAHHHHH THE ENGLISHHAVE LONG BEEN KNOWN FOR THEIR HALFTIME ORANGES
This seems like a meme format that the normies will enjoyHe's fucked
the pookistani
>>215419498I cannot judge every single point but agree.
>>215419575please don't spam the thread with cp again today
>>215419581yelling and wailing at this
>>215419603>>215419603>>215419603
>>215419573Lad im sorry to tell you this but knees never recover. When its done its done. Very poorly engineered things
>>215419498can you become our president too after all that's done this is perfect
>>215419498rip you. rozzers will no doubt be at your door in the next few days. Your crime? Being too based for Starmtrooper's liking.
no one is making you use the dogshit early raped edition by the way
>>215419489Only using the actual games there aren't many >A similar situation applies to Exeggutor, as it is stated in its Pokédex entries that if one of its heads were to fall off, that head would become an ExeggcuteI suppose counts https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Devolution#In_the_core_series_games There's 3 others as well but they're far later gen Pokemon so I don't care about them
>>215419655do you not think its a different yank
>>215419691it's not
>>215419691he really really wants it to be someone else lolit's really important to him :\
Thankfully there is a board dedicated to Pokemon, so if anyone here was talking about Pokemon they'd be breaking the rules and posting off-topic wouldnt they haha
>>215419779correct
>>215419779its not mlp you can post pokemon anywhere, and theres no int specific rule saying no pokemon on int like there is with polshit not belonging here
>>215419779>>215419801incorrect
>>215418415Imagine working in an office space below. Extremely annoying
>>215420164>Imagine working in an office
