Gyaldem edish
Very organic posts in the last thread
neoliberal chad here
on the train
Was it the russian flag posting it? I bet it was. Had that freak 190 filtered for years now.
the gf
nth for the baddiedem
lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo.If you were wondering, the answer was No!
You know back in the day when an army would go without pay they would go on a rampage pillaging the local towns. It was a more fair time.
This thread is for British people only.
>>215423715i hope he reported it to the police
>he's into little boyssick fuck
>>215423751irish diaspora post
ah yes midday bot spam is it
took a big shit
You fucking pakis should be beheaded
Not often I have to check out of a threadFucking hellI hope janny takes this as a lesson to actually monitor these threads now, the Belgian has gone on so long without getting banned that he thinks he can do anything clearly
Live your myth
>>215423688For me it's Arnes
Have to wait a while
>>215423808tedious boring cunt
>posting pedoshit from 2007
omds
The jannard? Never doubted him. Always a big fan.
Ooooouuuh no.... I'm Mexico... I'm in the Brita filter... h-h-help me!!! ... *blub blub* ... *blub blub*
off to bed cunts :)
praise be to the janois
>>215423762He’s trying his best
This place just gets worse and worse.
wish id died at Passchendaele
sir backside artist
>>215423928Have to dodge literal CP and I'm still hereDon't want to think about what would make me leave
>>215423817
why can't you twats stop making derivative early news so i can have a chance at making a decent edish?
*prances into thread*
>>215423928just like this country
>>215423715hope he finds them xx
>>215423947Mad that we could fight Germans toe to toe in Europe back then but 25 years later we couldn't face Germans on the field without US help
>>215423991screaming
bit rude
My last /brit/ post. I suppose now is a good time to leave as any with the kind of stuff that's being posted. I wish you luck in your life and bid you farewell.
>>215423991Dis nigga zesty af
>>215424018leave it on yesterday's reddit next time
And the up-to-the-minute latest from /brit/'s very own best girl, Ruby 'Peng As The Day Is Long' Granger?
>>215424039do one
Who among you twigs are fags?
>>215424019good luck
>>215424053just wanked me off in the waterstone's toilets
for me it's chubby Asian women
Starting to think a network full of everyone's mad thoughts that can be accessed 24/7 by a little machine in your pocket might not be good for us
>>215423991genuinely skilled lad
long weekend with the mrs deano core
>>215424119log off then x
shove them bollock first into a bandsaw
fat men
>>215424019See you tomorrow
Ruby GrangerGreta ThunbergMe just watching
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>>215423634they look like a right couple of slags. are they prostitutes?
>>215424119thats one way of looking at it
>>215424163debu!!!
>gingernonce is still awake Entering dtfic levels of online but 10x more evil and awful
I find the moment I let a woman makes friends with me, she becomes jealous, exacting, suspicious, and a damn nuisance.And I find the moment that I make friends with a woman, I become selfish and tyrannical.So here I am, a confirmed old bachelor, and likely to remain so.
tip creaming
>>215424163IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME :crying_emoji:
>>215424186based schizo ghost chaser
YOU FRENCH PIG
i'm screaming
>>215423998naval landings are hard
Might just start pretending it's 2005
>>215424179No, they're cosplaying power and makima from chainsaw man
>>215424019Godspeed
>>215424199What do friends have to do with bachelorhood?
>>215424226
anyone want to meet up in derby for a fight
>>215423998Thats when it all went wrong. The best men in Europe died in Belgium.
>>215424261
I'm a key worker
>>215424134Not your picture
uncle just sent me this >Keir Starmer enters a banks to cash a cheque?">Cashier: "No problem - please show me your ID?">Starmer: "I did not bring my ID as I didn't think there was any need to. I'm Keir Starmer, the PrimeMinister!">Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations because of impostors and I must insist on seeing ID.">Starmer: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am.">Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Starmer, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.">Starmer:" Aaargh, I am urging you, please cash this cheque.">Cashier: "Look Mr. Starmer, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque. Another time, Federer came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot and the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, Mr. Starmer, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?">Starmer stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue.">Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills Sir?"
>>215424267Yanks could do it, we had a royal navy, German air force was tied up in the eastern front
>>215424018ive only played scratch cards once. spent a 5er and won a tenner.
>>215424316yeah a monkey worker
>>215424296Need to do it all again but in Ukraine
today i feela gay
Sir Cheque Casher
>>215424108i love shagging oriental prostitutes. done about 50 of them.
BRABUBU!
>>215424318scrimm
>>215424380do they really have sideways fannois?
>>215424380ever done one without putting a bally on
>>215424343No. The next great fight will come on the streets of Britain.
Reckon the Yanks should just annex us so I can move to the midwest and get a stout Germanic wife who knows how guns work
>>215423634'tex ahoy
>>215424435for me it would be a chubby hispanic catholic slag that i can farm 6 babies from
curry for tea x
>>215424400no, they have normal fannies>>215424410yes. once spaffed in one without a johnny. done the same with a Hungarian. i could have little mongrel whoresons out there in the world.
>>215424479didnt you worry about catching a disease
>International students left in limbo by UCL after university exceeds visa allocations>One Chinese student, who wished to remain anonymous, said: “Myself and countless others navigated the arduous application process with precision and care. We met every deadline, submitted every required document, and against all odds, secured our unconditional offers well before the start of term.>“We are the model applicants any university would be proud to welcome. Yet, instead of preparing for our studies, we are now paying the price for an institutional failure that we could neither foresee nor prevent.”Lol yeah I bet Chang from Guangzhou province is the genuine author of that quote
One side of the Yank civil war was an illegal secessionist country built on slaveryThe other was the Confederacy
>>215424510>tf>tp
*sits down at the table*so... i'm non binary
>>215424508doesnt make any sense
>>215424498no. i dont care.
If a prozzard is shagging you without a condom she's shagging anyone without a condom
>>215424546and your point being caller?
>>215424508Trve
>>215424534So what you're base 8? Hexadecimal?
>>215424546I only hire virgin prossies
>>215424541why not? cant think of anytning worse than having an itchy sore willy, did they make you show a clean test at least?
>>215424546>she
>>215424573fucking shut up man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTAF6XezMxQ&list=OLAK5uy_mYpmII9J6iu88mNvfoUBou2hWK3gBoPMM&index=6
>>215424508The confederacy was led by a Jewish brit
>>215424546You're basically touching other dude's willies.
any bitter man in
>>215424500I work as an admissions tutor at another Russell Group uni and we were told to basically just accept every overseas application from a non-sketchy country (e.g. Ghana is famously sketchy) to secure their fees. Any entry requirements are very flexible when it comes to internationals and we are internally incentivised to recruit overaeas students over home students because courses are assessed on average profit per student and overaeas students pay twice as much.
>>215424573
>>215424560You'd think she'd have loads of room in there to remember things but no
any still bites their nails man in?
>>215424574lol no. we didn't exchange paperwork. it just happened in the moment. i did wonder in the weeks after but my willy never got itchy or sore so nothing to worry about. even if it had i wouldn't regret it. VD isnt a big deal in this day and age.
one or two of these will solve all your pest problems, absolute genocide machines
>>215424617shut up fucking man
Outrageous this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbdAWc4bY_Y
>>215424643my grandad still bites his nails and he is 92
broken britain
>>215424643Managed to stop one day cold turkey for about fifteen yearsStarted doing it again in the last few months, very bad sign
>>215424645grimmers, im all for shagging brasses but licking their minge/shagging without a jonny is where i draw the line
I love how our government ministers make official posts with with strong conviction on their policies and such and then get ratioed by people posting 'fuck of u spaz'. This is true British culture.
so sorry no engrish
cute new hire replies to my e-mails with heart emojisnot very professional
>>215424681spot on
erm...lads?
>>215424658i went to asda last night and they had all the halloween stuff out. i saw a house covered in halloween decorations driving home. and i saw posters are up for bonfire night
>>215424658Yanks have it right with Halloween and Thanksgiving, spreads it all out more
>>215424712get her pumped
he's in trouble
>>215424652so this is rorke
>>215424712Give her a headpat x
>>215424708My justeat driver said this to me when I asked where my drinks were lmao
Only 56 sleeps til the Autumn Budget!
The half-time hostages
>>215424749he takes a sip
>>215424658So are they just putting christmas and Halloween stuff up together now? May as well get barbecue stuff out ready for next summer as well
>>215424712she got a nice arse?
need to get into another book but want it to be the RIGHT book. books for this feel?
Don't even meet any women to fantasise about these days
>>215424774blud playing on big head mode
>>215424690i dont care. i like to start with a 69. eat the minge, sometimes give their arse a look in. i hate wearing johnnys but 96% of the time they insist for actual sex. i dont mind arseplay but im not really into anal, only done 2 prozzies up the arse and wore a johnny both times. but if im into it in the moment i dont draw the line.
When a girl hearts your reply, she fucking hates you.
>>215424774bonce like a bobblehead
>>215424789try leaving your evil smelly incel lair
Well lads?
>>215424789This used to be a fun passtime back in the dayCan still go back to the oldies
>>215424717don't believe it
>>215424630Been an open secret for well over a decade
>>215424712uh that happens all the time at my toilincluding between blokes (we aren't benders) a thumbs up just seems terribly cold and distant
>>215424738Femdom, kissing, leg lock, male:rape
>>215424717this is what you wanted.getting them out of hotels always meant giving them proper housing.rorke once again flummoxed by the outcome of his own policy.
>>215424712She fit?
>>215424749What did you expect? They only hire boat people
>>215424799feral beast
Just start firing at the boats. Fuck the Geneva Convention. Just start drone bombing the bastards.
>>215424843So THIS is rorke
>>21542464328 years young and still going strong
>>215424843um
>>215424821>(we aren't benders)
>>215424789Ktim, talked to a few randoms in a pub about a year ago, before that I think it was pre-covid
>>215424811Well Labour has one of the worst mandates of any government in terms of total/proportion of votes so they started out shit and haven't done anything to win anyone over
>>215424799your knob is going to fall off
>>215424843stop posting trannies
>>215424882Braphog
any man in
>>215424855absolutely. i miss red light light districts. i used to live in a city with a certain road full of prostitutes. i did some disgusting things and have some great memories.
>>215424843more aislop?
>>215424774looks like something out of saints row
>>215424866Dumb ahh hanako poster
>>215424882this pic has to be close to 15 years ago
Remember BLM, leftypol trying to get rid of the police, footballers kneeling before every game, mad stuff really when you think about it
>>215424898not happened yet and i dont care if it does. better than never using my knob.
>>215424738good for him
>>215424912no way you've shagged as many prozzies as you claim and never caught anything
>>215424930it has aged like fine wine
>>215424937leftypol turning his profile pic black for a week
deary me
every episode of only fools and horses was written by one man
>>215424630So obvious that this was going on. Russell Groups have become Chinky purse squeezers. Question is, when did it start exactly and when will it surface and come under public scrutiny.
do you reckon mr. pink got away with the diamonds?i hope so, he was 100% correct about tipping
>>215424973Now THAT'S Real Britain
>>215424983brilliant
>>215424937the woke era was a cultural and social wasteland, utterly waste of a decade
screaminghttps://x.com/TheNorfolkLion/status/1973368941625090081
>>215424983She'd be fit if she didn't have soulless brown eyes
>>215424957meh, schools indoctrinate people into thinking shagging is bad but they are lying. the numbers of stds are over estimated. its all alarmist hysteria. personally i reckon your less likely to get something from a prozzer than pub slags.
>>215424937FOY
>>215424983>kebab and minecraftused to do this with my ex except she was an overweight hairdresser from edinburgh and not a norweigan athlete
>>215425039Leftypol packing them full of little brown fellas
>meh,
>>215424983best an ugly bloke like him can do really
>>215424983This is tall privilege. You could be built like Steve from minecraft and still pull so long as you're over 190cm
>>215425059pub slags dont shag 5+ blokes in a day
Kids who were 11 years old at the last election will be voting in the next one.
My hairdresser is overweight, love it when she leans over me and her boob molds around my shoulder.
what happens on /brit/ at christmas?
>>215425126FONC
>>215424937I remember after the Charlie Hebdo thing everyone putting a French flag filer over their profile pictures, and I think there was another event around that time that had a similar reaction. I was thinking should I be doing this too because it was a terrible thing that I don't agree with but it was too weird to me, like what's the next 'thing' I'm expected to follow suit on and what if I don't want to?
>>215425120i'm 6'4 and unironically a 28 year old kissless virgin, probably because im 10kg overweight and bald thoughever
>>215425123This isn't the own you think it is rorke
this country is full of putrid, vile, feckless biomasswould love to put them all into a particle accelerator and fire them at each other and see if we can isolate the swarthoid particle so we can engineer a biomass extinction event
>>215425125my barber is fat and i can feel his stomach press against me when he gets in close
leftypol listening to bonobo in the library
>>215425164*wanks your cock off with my arse*
Well rorke?
>>215425151>and I think there was another event around that time that had a similar reaction.must have been the Nice trucking
Can't think of anything sadder than posting here on Christmas day. Hope you lads don't do this.
>>215424820>>215425000It got worse lately as one of the last things the Tories did in government was put in some limits on internationals so now it's a bloodbath with the overall number of students falling and the unis competing over how mich they can stretch their requirements to accommodate them.
>>215425181cheers for that one
Lower the voting age to 8Raise the age of consent to 80
>>215425121some do
>>215425196ktim since 2016 every year
>>215425190another brilliant american import
I'd let her E my PP if you know what I mean
are you fucking shitting me
>>215425201SIR YOU'RE WELCOME SIR
boxing day is better than Christmas day>don't have to spend it with the family>footy is on>shops are open>tele is better>leftovers>can spend time here and not feel bad about it>sales start
right someone get janman here stat
Oh we're doing this again are we, grand
>>215425210no they dont mate dont be ridiculous
>>215425208
right thats not on at all
>>215425048Hate how cockneys have spread around the entire south and east they're such a fucking blight
right well that's the police called
right okay then
>>215425190Today marks the beginning of Black History Month, in which we honour the achievements, contributions, and history of black people in the UK and around the world>2 awkward secondsThis concludes Black History Month, thank you for your time
*unplugs the phone so no one can contact the janitor*hehehe
entering my mastorbatorium of delights
the time has cometo pay the rentto say fairs fair
>israel flag posting>starts posting nonce shit>gets banned>comes back on a UK vpn and posts literal cptie me to a rocket and fire me at tel aviv
jesus fucking christ we need a dedicated janny asapthink ill see you all later on
fucks sake
>>215425281not the time to post that, mate
Are we going to be in trouble by just being here?
>>215425311yeah theres a lad at GCHQ whos job is purely to read /brit/
>>215425059You're a literal nonce and you should be publicly stoned.
Make black people history this month
I accidentally opened one of the pictures
>>215425190Black history month is just an entire month of black people trying to see how many lies they can get away with Every year you see the same claims about inventor of the light bulb, traffic lights and other such thingsIt's all total nonsense but it just relies on people being to exhausted or browbeaten to check
>>215425340I didn't
>>215425000Not that anon but home student fees remained the same for god knows how many years so with inflation there's no other way to make ends meet than get more and more overseas students.
>>215425378the rorkemobile
>>215425374
>>215425342the fella who invented the nerf gun was black so that is cool
>>215425197Stretch their requirements -- as in let in more of them? I don't really understand how you can limit an overseas student visa for two years if an undergrad course is three years long -- and if they're introducing a levy, who ends up paying really?
>>215425336ive never fucked a child. its not me posting nonce shite
Every few weeks the leftypolfu sperges out about politics and then is all nice to me the next day
need more money
>>215425375Imo the solution is to dramatically cut the number of institutions but subsidise those which remain Only the best and brightest in the UK going to uni and get rid of ridiculous degrees like nursing which have no reason to be 3 years and a bunch of debtTake in a few internationals based on meritAll the "academics" from institutions that shut down can go work in various areas of the civil service
>>215425427cute
>>215425435you own a house?
>>215425435Could I please please please have some money?
I'm confused lads, why didn't the online safety act prevent that nonce posting CP?
i cant upload files after @ing that faggot
>>215425342how long before saint stephen lawrence gets a mention?
Keep missing the CP which I guess is good. Didn't miss that kid eating its own arm though, still pretty vivid in my memory.
brown women love irish men for some reason
fucking SICK OF IT
black achievements mainly consist of things like being able to decide which seat they will plant their black ass on in the bus when people were switching to cars anyway
>get rid of ridiculous degrees like nursingscmrwing
>>215425425Stretch requirements as in accept them even though they're poor candidates who might not meet the requirements, without actually lowering the requirements as that would affect the prestige of the university.Course directors and admission tutors have some leeway in which they can write a special case for students who might not technically fulfil requirements but make up for it in some other way. So basically there's requirements but they're only adhered to for home students, for overseas we'll bend over backwards to get them in.
>>215425493get them shagged and abandon them when they get preggers
>>215425487>that kid eating its own armerm wot
>>215425493$
>>215425460inherited, yes>>215425463no
>>215425493they're bots
>>215425493I'd have a go on Navine
>>215425493brb downloading hinge for minge
wow Joshua Allen has died. Only 36 too
might do a poo. i can feel one brewing.
stop with the cp ffs
>>215425153You just have to take care of yourself a little better and you'll drown in pussy. My roommate is an ugly unemployed good for nothing idiot and he still has a cute girlfriend entirely because he's tall.
>>215425584You're jokingNot Joshua AllenFuck sake manHe was one of the good ones
Today /brit/ recognises great Black britons like Rosa Parks and Sir Martin Luther King
*takes care of myself a little better**becomes tall*
>>215425574Same. Yasmin looks likely to rob you however.
>>215425584never heard of him
>>215425493your organs aren't safe
>>215425584Googled him and don't care
>>215423805i dont think this is real
>>215425567no mortgage then?no need to share with siblings?
>>215425584Vax status?
>>215425539Post-levy I guess unis been charging more for international students and has this lead to the fall in admissions, hence the need to get the cashcows in my any means necessary. Sounds like it's just tits up from here on out, thank you Tony Blair.
Every time I think I'm completely checked out of toil I find a new way to care even less
>>215424712just fuck him already
>>215425602just fuck him already
What I just did to my poor toilet can only be described as murder. Damn beer shits.
*keeps things ticking over in the midfield*
Just witnessed a glitch in the matrix
>>215425710you know what's mentalfor school and uni I was such an insanely hard workeras soon as toil begins I become an ABSURDLY lazy cunt It's had a knock on effect on my laziness in general too. I've become a chubster for the first time in my life.How can I be such a diligent worker in academia and such a foul creature in the office? The mind boggles.
just fuck me up the arse why don't you
>>215425710do you do the bare minimum not to get sacked like me?
forgot to sleep again and just realised its nearly half 4
>>215425757Perhaps because you're bored?
>>215425771Yeah but starting to think I'd quite like to be sacked
>>215425770ask me nicely like
>>215425775>>215425775
>>215425793same but buying a house
>>215425757you had a goal to fulfillnow there is nothing to work for
>>215425574>>215425621me first
