my name is perpetual gumbo
got called a greggs in racist
>>215427998and where is his poo coating?
nth for the holodem
>called Ringo Starr>Becomes a star Can't write it can you ?
why is it still so warm out?
rooooorke rorke, wherever you may beyou still get 0 pussycould be worse, could be trans,grooming children on 4chan
>>215428051out where?
>>215428040>Pete Best>not even in the top 5 Beatleshmmm
My end buying a pass ngl this is annoying
you dont get to ask those questions~
>>215428026Why?
I am the Greggs Warlord
Same energy as filming yourself give money to homeless people
just walked past games workshop
>>215427708If you think immigrants are so disgusting, here's a question - would you rather have sex with a white man or a brown woman?
>>215428092kys gingerpedo
might cycle by the girls school tomorra
>>215428118not really
>>215428128Poo
>>215428071dogshite
>>215428122white man obviously
might fall in love with a mexican girl in the west texas town of el paso
>>215428122a white man with a blind fold on
>>215428075Old school paedoing before it got such a bad name
22 years of 4chan today lads!How long have you been here? Since 2013 for me.
>>215428075rorke's day out
>>215428122white man, 100%
love when you can see the bottom of their thigh tattoos through their tights
>>215428144Yes really if you’re going to donate then just donate or even better donate anonymously. No need to announce you’ve donated to the world
>>2154281902007
>>2154281902007someone at school showed me it in the library
rip George Galloway
>>2154281902013 when I started coming here consistently
>>215428213might inspire others to donatewho knows the thing even exists?
>>2154281902021 me
>>215428213politicians tend to talk about them supporting their constituency
>>215428213seems like he's also promoting and congratulating them.
>>215428240rare pooseal
>>215428118Not really
>>215428213so when you get a poppy for donating you don't wear it?
>>215428247If that were the case then surely he would put an include and link where people can donate or encourage people to donate? No it’s just to stroke his own ego
>>215428288leftypops clamped
And the latest from the raped?
can smell that my roommate is heating up my leftover pizza and SEETHING
>>2154281902005 for wankery on /b/ when i was starting my cooming career
Made a visit and donated to an under 11s girls hospital disguised as an armitage shanks
Boriswave biomass bastards
>>215428164i'll see YOU come up with something better then dickhead
Textured Vegetable Protein alla Bolognese for dinner x
Mental how the chon was made when the Iraq War was ongoing and Bush hadn't even been reelected
Weaponised bubonic plague
>>215428318spaki no
>>215428303good point
>>215428321i'm behind the popular gimmick 'leftypol fc chants'
>>215428288We used to steal the poppies and rip them up back at school. Would never wear one or donate to them
>make granny music>Start to look like a granny What did Paul McCartney mean by this?
miss the days when the spam was just demented interracial cuckold posting
>>215428075oddly animalistic behaviour
Bukayo Saka is set to become the first Arsenal player to earn a weekly salary of £300,000 when he signs his new contract.
>>215428348alri mohammed
hi
wonder what it is about tiktok that makes British women obsessively defend massively obese people slowly killing themselves
>>215428410But I’m white
Keir starmer is such a fucking cunt
leftypol fc having 80% posession but 2 shots on target both were directly at the keeperrorke fc parking the bus after a 30th minute goal
>Happiness is a warm gun Don't need to finish this one
>>215428424you can't say that
>>215428402wonder how big his you know what is
>>215428348Kids who did that at my school used to get beaten up by everyone else
>>215428424non crime hate speech
>>215428402Rorke seething
>>215428423Just had a shit upbringing then
>>2154284515.84 inches
>>215428423>Irish>whiteLMAO
If you're fat it's because you're stupid
>>215428434rorke has never done a keepie up in his life
>>215428213>>215428348Ah yes, the moral character of pro-immigrant leftypol
>>215428434SCREMIG
might have a wank over bocchi from bocchi the rock
need to wash upneed to cook some proper grub tonightcan't just keep having stuff in bread i'll turn into a loaf
>>215428348BasedNo more brother wars
>>215428455Didn’t though did they>>215428466Not really had 2 great parents>>215428472Scottish
>>215428504time to get a clue mate
>>215428521cringe larp
Beer is a vile liquid that I sometimes love to drink
>>215428504makes some good music she does>>215428526Two great parents that taught you to steal from charities and vandalise other people's property
>>215428512ktim but i have opened a bokkle of wine so chances are slim
>>215428499Not pro immigrant though am I
asl?
you will never see my arse riding a helicopterfrightful contraptions
tofu curry for dindins
>>215428526>Didn’t though did theyNo, they (you) didSame goes for a few runts who ripped up the little bibles people got given at the end of GCSEsGot absolutely demolished by the older lads haha
>>215428562busy day commiemong?
>>215428559Royal British legion does £160m every year I think they’ll be alright mate
>>215428603then your bfs cock up your hole after?
horrendously farty this eveningi must be stopped
hi /brit/got a high court writ here for 4 pounds and 99 penceif you can't pay it, we're here to collect goods to the value
>>215428610It could have been believable until you said the older LADS went round beating people up for disrespecting the bible lmao
John lemon
got the new james hoffman onon the telly in 4k of course
>>215428627I wish x
>>215427998friend
>>215428654Sorry am I giving you flashbacks? Denying your childhood trauma isn't healthy mate
>>215428617Been listening to WarStrike You?
>>215428659sc
eze, øde and rice please mik
>>215428654genuinely mental how runtish your entire nation iswish you'd voted for independence so we could be rid of you
>The UK government has issued a new order giving it the right to demand access to the personal data of Apple's British users, the BBC understands.hate apple but i hope they refuse again
>>215428687>prominent jewish investment bank owner>called bankfeinwho writes this shit
I still have my bible somewhereNot religious and I'm not sure why they gave us all one but it was a cute bible and I was well chuffed with it
>>215428759grim how much this country wants to violate any and all privacy that people may have
>>215428760blankfein*
>>215428691So cringe>>215428748Yes you will keep bankrolling us, keep seething I love it
>>215428782godbothering mong
>>215428809Just spoke to him and he says it's no bother.
>>215428697set my alarm for 7 am but forgot this is my day off. Adjusting to my new schedule of toil + school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHorRS7nleg
>>215428791what have you got to hide, ey rorke?
used to beat the shit out of runt kids for any reason I could findnow i make £80k and have 2 kids of my own but I still reminisce over playground victories
first day of locktober, cage is feeling TIGHT
>>215428759It'll get to the point where Apple has to either stop business here or give in I reckon.
>>215428859what other daydreams have you been having lately?
Reckon there's a girl who legitimately likes me at toil. Went out drinking with her last Friday and she just hung around me all night, talking. She was very lovely. Wish I weren't a sexless runt, because a half-competent bloke could probably easily turn this into a shag.
>>215428857yes mostly things like posts about smashing biomass together in a particle accelerator, things of that nature.
>>215428845Nice bear
>>215428190Opened the chon once in 2008 but started posting properly in 2013/14
>>215428887oh just some other memories from that same time period :)
>>215428875That reminds me, I watched some Mistress T and oh my fucking days she hit the wall bad, got these horrible arm tattoos and a terrible haircut. at least she left behind a massive archive.
Sir 4 Channer
>>215428791Yesterday they confirmed they'll be banning all honest talk about Hillsborough on threat of arrest Should be the biggest news story going
Penis
Just imagining some fat stinky freak sitting there alone saying he’s a wife and 2 kids and makes £80k lmaoooo
>>215428190Think around 2008It all sort of blurs together
Rorke re writing Things Fall Apart from the perspective of the colonial government
>>215428948that never happened
>>215428903actually a evropan bear, that's Chernobyl
>>215428877>It'll get to the point where Apple has to either stop business here or give in I reckon.Make a trip mate, Bloomberg and MSNBC will want to contact you for your business savvy
>>215428989Literally did, Starmer said on live on telly
if i could shag any girl in the world it wouldn't be a famous model or actress or pornstartit would be her
>>215429019link it
>>215429019Link it lid
>>215428989It really did lel
Had 3 wanks before toil just horny aren't I
>>215429004nah got no interest in that muck
ordering a pornstart martini
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KT4xmEBWyn8
>>215428915>mistress t has jew inkwhy on earth would she do that
>>215426860Look at the replies, /brit/ culture is taking over int
if it's hip, it's here
>>215429051thats mental health
>>215428915>>215429063i refuse to believe this
>>215428791its the leftypol way. make the country dog shit then have to resort to draconian measures to maintain control
Black ppls hair smells
oktoberfest has been cancelled after a bomb threat
>>215429089>>215429063>>215428915what the FUCK
>>215429122I do believe it escalated a bit further than a bomb threat
https://femdom-joi.com/mistress-t-eat-your-own-shit/
>>215429122
>>215429122>open 35 news articles on this story>Control F "muslim" "islam">zero resultsthe fuck
why are you all such fucking freaks
Do you lads ever worry that when you finally get to take a girl's knickers off she'll have a disgusting outie and you won't be able to scran it with any enjoyment
>>215429165Got mental health
>>215429032she's a lesbian
I can eat my poo for free tyvm
>>215429165pic related: it's you
>>215429158Probably those right wing bigots
>>215429153>CEI, CEI Encouragement, Cum Eating, CUM EATING INSTRUCTION, CUM SWALLOWERS, FEMALE DOMINATION, FEMDOM POV, Free, Human Toilet, Instructions, Jerk Off Instruction, Jerkoff Commands, JOI, Latex, Male Cum Swallowing, Masturbation Instruction, Mistress, Mistress T, POV, Rubber, Toilet, TOILET FETISH, TOILET SLAVERY, Toilet Subleftypol when put in charge of primary school curriculums
>>215429134
>>215429165Well adjusted folks don't congregate on racist anime websites
>>21542920058 year old ethnic German but go off
>>215429157cronem pumpmeats
>>215429199yeah that's definitely me and not all of you personified
>>215429249he's a chad though (like you). told the tranny to move along and introduced himself to a nice dorky milf
>>215429165I think as far as freaks go I'm on the tamer sideGot my eccentricities but they're harmless and endearing
>>215429249correct
>>215429134this is a crime against humanity
https://youtu.be/CMrcYUxBAxc?si=fgM49q1-uTnWMzg4it's waster wednesday!
Just come up with a cure for mental health
>>215429183first gf had an outie. I'd suckle those lips like no tomorrow
>>215429379built for the dark lords
>>215429333is it 1 million american dollars?
>>215429337you should thank cronem for adjusting them that way
>>215429134clearly had some sort of mental break down, not surprisingly but still very sad.
>>215429393Nigga stfu
>>215429439
should i know who Mistress T is or is it niche knowledge for chronically online incels?
>>215429396No but that will be how much h starmer has to pay me for giving up the cure
17c, literally FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-YWoVuqtp0where the FUCK is my average-looking depressed kiwi gf?
>>215429475It's heatherpaedo samefagging again
quitting porn. or at least attempting
>>215429232>ethnic germanBigot
>>215429475She did or maybe still does porn that's all weird kink stuff
>>215429475Well clearly a few of us know who she is
business idea: sausages with dickveins
fuck im imma go to big tesco instead of alditreating myself to the high life
how do you give oral to a girl like what do you do
>>215429489wretched summer clinging on for dear life, it knows its over
>>215429487scræm
>>215429646i wouldnt worry about it mate. not like you'll ever be doing it
pooscreamingly
>>215429134still would, quite frankly
>>215429134She just did this for a single video. The tattoos are fake
>>215429646lick the clitoris a bitturns any starfish into a flailing sea monster
>>215429646lick it and kiss ityou don't really have to waggle your tongue around or anything
>>215429646bite down on the clit like a crocodile
might get on the bastarding cans
>>215429755yh but is that it is there no technique or anything
Sudoku is piss easy, just write 1 to 9 in the boxes Can't see the fuss
bit quiet here tonight probably because of the incident earlier
We used to be a proper country.
>>215429773if you can do a figure of 8 that works wonders but really you can't go wrong if you're on target
>>215429745I find Claudia to be the most attractive brown woman on earth, truly stunning. Would marry in a heartbeat.
>>215429741bizarre lie
The plot's gone. What happened?
>>215429745mental how fit they are
>>215429646You ever have an extra juicy nectarine? It's sort of like that.
>>215429804can't believe that anon swore right here on /brit/its disgusting
JESUS CHRIST
>>215429850im just trying to sow some misinformation relax
mental how mad how poo peng gay porn cock pong moo deng
>A lorry driver has died in a crash that saw his load of timber tumble down from a motorway bridge onto the M8 in Glasgow.
>>215429646Something all of the women I have been with have said is that they prefer when the rhythm of the tongue is steady, don't stop and start or go fast and slow, keep it consistent and let her orgasm build up. All their other preferences have been idiosyncratic
>>215429826>if you can do a figure of 8 that works wonderswaste of time, just lick it like you're trying to get the final bit of cheese in a dairlyea dunker
Unsure of the ethnicity of the people above me whose smoke alarm battery has been going off since sunday, they might be ChineseI'm going to go up there and tell them to sort it out
why does poorer & more rural = more conservative in literally every country and culture?
>>215429887yes?
>>215429032she's a butch lez
bit early for halloween
>>215429916keep it on reddit next time
no better feeling in life than plunging your dick in a new fanny, that primal feeling of pure conquest
>>215429916that image doesnt match with your postnew converts and foreigners are always going to be more radical by principle
Dame Ella Purnell
>>215429957how new we talking?
are you supposed to talk to her during sex
>>215429957>new fannyerm
>>215429961Why?
>>215429980Idk I don't be having sex
>>215429850she has the King Charles hands
>>215429980no it's a bit cringe but you should make sex noises and say "fuck"
amy
>>215429949never eaten anything pumpkin flavouredi heard the pumpkins we get here aren't supposed to be for cooking
>>215429976she is so Peng
>>215429993dunnoprobably because of some complex
>>215430006jesus christ
*makes sex noises*
>>215429032
>>215430048"fuck"
The first time I had sex I said fuck and she asked if I was alright.
new fanny who dis
vocaroo that for us please rorke
>>215429850I wonder why she did it? worrying about aging? she was a dominatrix and very beautiful woman just embrace the sex dominant milf thingm ffs
>>215430019corr sweatimagine the smell
>>215430112yeah im awrite, you awrite?
IT LOOMS
Lost my virginity in my then best mates bed before he ever got shagged, and he had a wall height mirror on his wardrobe door that gave me a view of myself slapping against the back of her ass - did the American Psycho pose and chuckled to myself, as I am a fat bastard, and she asked what was funny and I told her to shut up and shagged her harder
>>215430170Women are mental
>>215429860vgh...
>>215430178yeah
i'm the only virgin incel in my family so it's a bit embarrassing
>>215430074mad how lesbians have that certain face
>>215430198looking forward to not leaving my flat and playing skyrim and watching football all weekend
First time I had sex it went off at the entrance before I put it in and I panicked and ended up thrusting with a penis that was getting progressively more flaccid while my eyes welled up with tears
>>215430198lovely
gymtoil complete
>>215430235Sounds so fucking comfy. Toilberg tricked me into working this weekend so I can't
>>215430238lol this happened to me once and i just kicked her out of my house. sucks cause I had to see her in school every day
my first time was in a park with my mates gf lol. Everyone went home and she stayed behind and took me behind a tree, dropped her nickers and put me in there. Blew my 16 year old mind
Not allowed to talk about the first time I had sex
>>215430276teacher?
>>215430178
My first time trying to have sex, I couldn't get hard so panicked and tried to push my floppy dick into her vagina. Sweat was lashing off me and I let out little panicked noises. Never penetrated, she got frustrated and left. I was 27. This genuinely keeps me awake at night sometimes
>>215430288'
Not a gay furry but Sober to Death js a great song
>>215430276
>>215430288?????
Let's be completely fucking honest here lads none of you have ever had sex.
pisses me of that FTMs can grow better facial hair than me
>>215430301first time stage freight is very real, 27 is a bit sad tho
>>215430238ktim I spunked once as I was putting it but played it off and started thrusting in pain then pretended I'd finished and faked an orgasm like 30 seconds later as though that was much better
>>215430294no i wish, was a weird nerd girl who was absolutely gagging for it. As soon as she came over I pinned her against the wall and was making out with her, had her legs up and was grinding my cock on her and it was so hot i came in me trousers. Major fumble >>215430301lol
>>215430338>no one has sex how has there been 100 billion humans then
>>215430333Sorry cannot elaborate
>>215430339They have more test than you
she really is quite pretty
got the count dankula on
>>215430387looks like she just caught a whiff of her own fart
>>215430387looks like a young boy
>>215430387what is she so chirpy about
>>215425775>>215425775
Dave
>>215430218>>215430300imagine getting a hug from her and she ends up soaking your clothes with her sweat haha
>>215430434imagine sniffing and licking her sweaty bumhole
>>215430421worst forced meme
>>215430406heard he split with his goblin wife
>>215430446he unironically had an affair with a tranny
>>215430467there but for the grace of god go i
skin cells dont have a nucleus however maybe it is a new (young) skin cell on the body?
>>215430467Better than doing it ironically
>>215430467kek no wayi remember he'd make jokes about shagging them, to think he was projecting the whole time
>>215430467source?
>>215430467why are rightoids like this?
where is the new
>>215430467UM x
>>215430589After my post
>>215430589we're all in here >>215430593
>>215430558open-minded?
>>215430558dankula isn't right wing he just has a sense of humoureasy mistake to make
>>215430216Summer bbqs with these tiny beers
>>215430589we're just not going to have one
>>215430629done him bad
think he was libertarianhis wife was a munter but she seemed really sweet, watched a couple of her baking videos
>>215430661well then i'm not going to post
>>215430661based
>>215430688>>215430688>>215430688