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Gonna write a really good metal song with /cum/'s nonsense one of these days
time to clock into the ole goonmine
Elon Musk should give me $10,000,000I'd be like me giving $10 to one of you
>>215445864vaginas are ugly. women should be shamed for having ugly vaginas
goodnight
>>215445791>>215445826Every time you shit you give birth to a poo baby
>>215445921Night. Joining ya in a moment.
>>215445911you'd just blow it on fast food
>>215445897Who the fuck is "chat"I still can't tell if it's supposed to be like twitch chat or chatgpt
>>215445935Alcohol. Have some respect
>>215445935I'll blow you for fast food
@215445940Chat, is this post baiting?
microwaved an el monterey burrito
>>215445879Money.
>>215445999No it's a legitimate question
brainstorming some app ideas rn
https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/215443090#p215443090215443090>>215443090 recycle
no cap replying to the dead edition is kinda cringe ong frfr skibidi riz
>>215446053No.
>>215446053way late on linking it, we're already in here
hipster douchebags
>>215446058>>215446080youre colored
>>215446053It's too late
>>215445940Marge, I’m confused
>can't invite girls to my place because they will see my anime shelf
FACT: Only gay bois dislike the look of vaginas.
>>215446019Your parents are broke or something?
Fuck it. I hope I lose all of my hair
>>215445915Vaginas are hot
>>215446102actually, they will see my hentai shelf
>>215446102This manga was gigacringe. Why are the japs like this?
>>215446116Yeah. Dad was anyway and considering I'm a spitting image of him, why would anything work out
me? i'm the loser otaku betamale who has a harem of big boobie anime girls on his dick for literally no reason
I look back and realize how cringe I have been.
>>215446155based big booba anime girls
I really regret bullying the ugly girl in middle school. We said and did some legitimately despicable things.
>>215446203we bullied my friends sister so much she jumped off the roof of their house
>>215446203
>>215446217
>>215446203>>215446217Self aware assholes
Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the penis.
the worst possible outcome is an eventual certainty, the best possible outcome is a miracle
hello
>>215446300based honestlyimagine how many awesome visual novels EA could make for the price of one shitty 8 hour game
>>215446300HelloI'm going to bedGoodbye
>>215446300This guy again?
>>215446217At least you know the outcome. Did she died?
Have you tried the Dubai burger yet?
>>215446300Should I add the girl who deleted her discord on September 25th but came back online on October 1st?
>>215446300>>215446320Based NGL. Only Muslim could have tamed the shaitan called Electronic Arts, they killed so many studios and games in their infinite greed.
>>215446360OMG I JUST REALIZEDWHAT IF WE GET COMMAND AND CONQUER COMPLETEDOMG OGM OMG OM G
>>215446300kept reading this as saudi princess lol
i thought video games were haram
>>215446338I’ve only had the Dubai chocolate crumbl cookie labubu
>>215446300It’s notable that the name presented on the profile doesn’t actually match any well-publicized person in the House of Saud. The profile could refer to Salman bin Abdulaziz bin Salman Al Saud, whose relatively progressive interests and younger age might align with his being a gaming and esports fan. However, Salman bin Abdulaziz bin Salman Al Saud was mysteriously detained in 2018. His location and condition are currently unknown. Stratz rates Yuki Yukeo’s Dota 2 activity during those years as “intense.”The Dota 2 battle pass level records and the wildly expensive cosmetics prove that the account belongs to someone very wealthy. Yuki Yukeo could be a different and less publicized member of Saudi Arabian royalty. Estimates have spoke to the House of Saud including as many as 15,000 people as of 2011.While the account owner may or may not be a Saudi Arabian prince, one thing we can say for sure is that they’re definitely obsessed with Dota 2.
>>215446379The House of Saud is Jewish so it doesn’t matter what’s haram for them
>>215446328no she didnt die
video games are based
>>215446316Perhaps, desu I have no idea what any of this is, I don't play games. I used to play fifa as a teenager. >>215446317goodnight bro >>215446344Yeah why not
You don't truly like video games if you haven't been playing an mmo for 20 years.
>>215446427maybe jagex shouldnt have added the EoC then
>>215446389maybe, but it would be funny if true>>215446399I've heard that, I think they have descendant that come from jewish families.
>>215446389thnk u chatgpt
>>215446441EoC is good now.
>>215445915innies are most beautiful pussycats
>>215446454I think he really was chained in a dota dungeon after being caught j/oing to anime.
>>215446486you sicken me on a level only comparable to seeing bestiality
>>215446416>Yeah why notI'm scared.
>>215446491so true, especially from the back>>215446497I think I read about some prince that was playing games and bragging about being a prince, is that the same person?
>>215446530Well you already were friends on discord so I don't see a problem. Have you talked to her?
>>215446542Idk
Do you regret anything?
sick of jeetscan we go back to being inundated w/ east azns pls
>>215446558>Well you already were friends on discord so I don't see a problem. Do you think she unadded me because shes emotional?
Im a Roman until the day I fucking die Glory to the Catholic Church Glory to the Hispanics Glory to the Germans Glory to the Italics Glory to the Lusos
>Im a Roman until the day I fucking die>Glory to the Catholic Church>Glory to the Hispanics
Fear I may have a death wish
>>215446685I mean I don't know her...I thought you said she deleted her profile.
>>215446743I'm not Native I'm Hispanic
>>215446656Not cumming inside of my highschool girlfriend. Fucking souless cunt
>>215446749Yeah she did on sep 25th.She randomly came back online on Oct 1st.
>>215445911Give me $10Give everyone in the US who wants $10 $10
You’re beautiful
We need another stimulus check.
A family member did a DNA test a while back, and a small but notable portion of their DNA was specifically descended from Romans who invaded Britain thousands of years ago, so basically I’m Latinx
>>215446770So she added all the other people but not you? Try adding or whatever (I don't know how discord works) and if she doesn't want - you move on idk...Have you spoken to this person?
>I'm not Native, I'm Hispanic
>>215446825>Have you spoken to this person?Sep 22 to sep 25.Then she randomly tells me goodbye and unadds me.
night
And now for some boring information about my life: I’m German and Austrian. From what I know about my family tree, there may also be a small bit of Hungarian, Ukrainian, and/or Russian. But I’m mostly German and Austrian. That’s my ethnic background. But I always identify as Canadian anyway. Even my great-grandparents were born here. My family members from the old country died long before I was even born.
>>215446883Better than being a jeet.T. Jeet
>>215446866As I said, try adding her and if she doesn't respond just move on, no need to dwell on this. I mean I don't know what your relationship is.
>>215446883that's pretty cool. my german speaking ancestors moved to america from the kingdom of saxony before germany unified. they have a really cool sounding name that i cant share because its so uncommon it'd dox me
>>215446904I knew some indian girls, they were pretty chill except for one that came here from the UK - probably top 3 worst people I've ever interacted with.
>>215446904rule #1 of racism is no hating your own race. you gotta have some skin in the game to play
Brain make happy chemicals now please
>>215446948Ha that’s cool, I have an uncommon last name too. That branch of my family were ethnic Germans living in a part of current Ukraine that was part of the Russian Empire at the time. A lot of the Germans who settled in the Canadian prairies came from Russia rather than Germany.
Just pulled a fat piece of wax out of my ear.
>>215446991Unfortunately his skin in the game is brown
>>215447008>tfw depressed>so some fighting>feel good for an hour>become depressed againrip bozo>>215447047that's really interesting. i never knew that. did some research on the council of vienna recently and that whole conflict between russians and germans in the east is such an interesting story. people that obsess over world war two really lose the most interesting narrative underpinning the conflict. when a group of people disappear from a region, people just forget that they were there in the first place after 100 years or so. sorta blackpilling when you think about it in the larger context of genocide being an extremely viable political strategy that doesnt get punished in practice.
>>215446937I will add her in the morningThank you wigger bro
lmao
>>215447127I am broken
>>215447134>wigger bronp
Do Americans typically do this?
>>215447177
>>215447127You’re definitely right about genocide. There’s not a lot of justice in history. I’ll probably never know for sure what compelled my ancestors to come over here but I’m thankful they made it. It would have been brutally difficult. Saskatchewan winters are punishing. It’s basically a big empty frozen expanse of farmland and not much else. They must have been tough people.
>>215447198
>>215447234>They must have been tough people.they were. and probably at one point in their life they thought about their ancestors themselves and thought about all the people that might descend from them one day, and they hoped that you would prosper too.
I'm such an incel that it's come around to being romantic again
>>215446718Ave Luce
>>215447270I wonder who those previous ancestors were. I can’t help but indulge in the fantasy of picturing Germanic barbarian warriors going to war with Rome. Probably it’s something less spectacular than that in reality. But whoever they were, I hope to God they’re not watching me now lol. Maybe one day I’ll make them proud.
It's raining and very sad outside. I hate Autumn.
>>215447391I love the rain. I suffer in the eternal hell of summer here
>>215447391rain is my favorite weather
havent eaten food in 2 days gonna order a za today
>>215447390>Maybe one day I’ll make them proud.maybe you will. i'm optimistic.
>>215447405How hot does it get. Here it was 100F-105 in July almost every day, I still prefer it tho. I hate the gloom and doom of no sun. >>215447422You fasting? I just did a 2 day fast a few days ago.
>>215447444101-105 is the norm here, along with 3-4 months of no rain whatsoever. A slight 20-25 mph breeze can kickstart a fire because the ground is so dry
>>215447444Fasting is good for you wigger bro.I did cocaine basically on an empty stomach on sep 14 2024.
arbys...
>>215447429Yeah, why not? You’ll make yours proud too. And then we’ll both go to Walhalla when we die.
>>215447457You are probably in the South. Usually we get rain in the summer but the last one was very dry. Kind of sucked that it was 90-95 at night and I'm always sweating like a pig. Sometimes I bring a back pack with a second t-shirt lol.
>>215447492no, I live in the southwest. Even mexico gets more rain than us
>>215447485
>>215447473Yeah I know, it helped me a lot. >I did cocaine basically on an empty stomach on sep 14 2024.Why do you remember the date? Also you were shaming me for doing coke and you yourself have done it? Not cool
>>215447485>And then we’ll both go to Walhalla when we die.i dont feel good about my chances of dying in battle with a weapon in my hand. i'll probly end up chilling with hell but that aint so bad shes kinda cool too.
>>215447527If she’s hot like Cate Blanchett from that Thor movie, then I’m totally down.
>>215447573she's half sexy but the other half of her body is literally deadthe nice thing about norse mythology either way is that the afterlife isnt eternal, you just hang out till ragnarok. so even if it sucks you're still not stuck there forever.
classic kpop music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwJPPaEyqhI
>>215447523>Why do you remember the date?It was ufc 306.I drank too much at the bar.Yes I shamed you for doing because the people that provided me the cocaine were your age 37 to 38Not cool.I was 24.
>>215447649Then what happens? Just actually dying? I assume the world restarts in some cycle. I know very little about this mythology lol.
>>215447664Nice, was UFC exciting? >were your age 37 to 38wtf are you talking about I'm not in my 30s lol
im bored
>>215447671yeah. all evil dies at the cost of basically everybody besides a couple of the god's children and two humans and the world starts again. the dead bodies are eaten by nidhog and the world is purified as a blank slate but if you die in the afterlife you die for good basically
>>215447659He's dropping a lot of N words.
>>215447829Well, it shouldn’t be boring!
>>215447874yeah, but you have to become a hero to actually help out when the world ends. odin needs dudes to fight the giants and if he doesnt get them we're gonna lose.
>>215447727How old r uWtfHow many Bulgarians use /cum/
>>215447939I guess I’ll keep lifting weights and maybe I’ll become a sick warrior. We’ll fuck up those giants.
/crumb/ - Canada, Russia, USA, Mexico, Bulgaria
so many old fags here
>>215448005>We’ll fuck up those giants.Hell yeah.
>>215447940it's a secret I don't know I've been posting here for a month and some change maybe, when I first came here someone thought I was some other Bulgarian that no one liked.
>>215448148Don't tell me you're my age, 25.
I was just watching a bit of archival news footage from the 1960s, and it was funny to hear the word “gaslit” being used literally, with reference to old street lamps that used gas instead of electricity.
You're all complete fucking idiots
>>215448190close, why did you think I'm 38 :(
Got chicken strippers in ze oven. I coated them with pulverized Parmesan cheese first. Pro tip: putting Parm on the strips before they enter the oven caramelizes the cheese and it tastes fucking awesome.
>>215448301Nice, but parm tends to dry out if not eaten right away. I like to combine it with some other soft cheese.
Sitting outside. I’m pleased to report that the stars are still beautiful. Time for smonk da veed.
>>215448236You literally said that fuck face.Don't tell me you're 2001
>>215448409Based. It's raining here. I hope the weather warms up for Thanksgiving weekend, it's supposed to be cool for the next few days at least.
>>215448465Oh shit Thanksgiving is soon. Always sneaks up on me.
>supposed to be asleep>not asleepDang>>215448301>>215448409Sounds like a good evening. >>215448209Yeah lol. Times change fast.
>>215448460I've never said anything about my age. No, I'm not 2001, I'm older than you.Why does it matter?
>>215448476Canadians celebrate Thanksgiving?
>>215448483You're 36 right
>>215448514I'm not in my 30s
I'm 31.
>>215448501American Thanksgiving copied Canadian Thanksgiving
>>215448553I'm 25
>>215448565Thats pretty cool
>>215448584Fag.
>>215448478It’s a pretty chill night. >>215448501We celebrate ours the second Monday of every October. I think it’s a smaller deal in Canada though. Thanksgiving seems like a much bigger event for Americans.
>>215448592>>215448592I got two girls on discord.One from Montreal.One from Norway.Not a Fag.
>>215448594>We celebrate ours the second Monday of every OctoberPreem. It's sort of a big deal in the US but mostly cause the day's off work
I'm not sure I've ever had turkey except for cold cuts.
>>215447391
>>215448736Remember Skrillex? That was weird....although he put out a good track 2 years ago imo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8Vgo5S-_NM
It's getting too cold to sleep naked so I got 4 blankets and piled them on top. My windows isnt airtight and next to the head so it gets to around exterior temps unless my head is inside too.
>>215448736These are so funny. He’s Obama racing Lightning McQueen in the mirror lol.
>>215448948Your sleep is better when it's slightly cold.
>>215449058Yeah but if I dont weap properly in winter I can't feel my nose in the morning. I kinda like it though because it's like frostpunk
>>215446338I want the Dubai porta-potty
should i toss a dr pepper cherry into the fridge now or later?
Haven't showered in over a week, feel disgusting.
>salt the fuck out of everything>butter the fuck out of everything>everything tastes good
>>215449787A pound of butter a day keeps the doctor away
>>215449847POBAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxOhq2rzANMno!
>>215449847it's true
Fuck this, I'm gonna take a shower. Shitting first tho.
>>215449875WHAT THE FUCKMODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>215449889allow me to be your bowl
>>215449709I've done this when going camping deep in thee woods, we didn't smell very bad though...I think
>>215449944I had a comically big beard a week ago.
>Ontario's first colonial administrator, John Graves Simcoe, named the street for his friend Sir George Yonge.lol gay
There was a seed in my poo :)
english speakers.genuine question.do you have a loicense to use english emoji like :) ?
Should I get the chicken or the lamb skewers?
>>215450165I don't understand what you did wrong.
>>215450224thanks. then the reason why i am not allowed to use emoij is because fat burgrs are sucks?
>>215450224i got picrel too for posting emoji.
>>215450336Interesting, well good to know, not that I ever post emojis.
>>215450165Too many Christians these days are smarmy globo-liberal cultural Marxists who think "Jesus was nice to everyone so that means no one is illegal or unworthy of being my neighbour :)" Then they wonder why there are more "good works" than ever to do when their civilization is crumbling under the weight of infinite migration. These people are usually wealthy and "educated," by the way, and almost always Protestant.
>>215450455this is my first time to get banned for posting emoji. fats are sooooooo pissed, it seems.
>>215450316you can do emojis with just stuff like ^. .^) ᓚᘏᗢ
It used to be called ASCII in pr0grammingyou can draw pictures with text
>>215450061*pronounces it to rhyme with “sponge” to get a rise out of Torontonians*
>>215450186The line is too big...fuck. It's more white people than Turks, they have discovered my spot. It's over.
>>215450571as you already see, if i do it, i would get band without doubt.many such cases have been occuring to me.
as you guys already know, americans dont have freedom of speech.they are censoring even this place.
>>215450165:^)
police arrest this fag >>215450839NOOOOOW
LLama for example drew me a lamp
>>215451032Estonian girls, whats up with them?
I’m a big chinese fashion mogul. I live inside a dream. I’m walkin’ around ‘round ‘round.
Your wife interupts you during your down time to make you run errandsMy wife interups me during my down time to ask for lovemaking (she likes having her smooth pits licked)
>>215451330I would love to visit China but there's so much people there. Also they cook exclusively with seed oils, they used to cook with pork fat but they have replaced it with rapeseed oil.
>>215445864>last 4 minutes of shift>get a call from this ancient old lady>she wants help with something that would take a long time even for someone who isn't old and needs a lot of help>now 20 minutes past shift end>haven't even made minimal progress>I'm going to be stuck sitting here on the phone for like an hour at this rate I fucking hate this job. So so so tempted to just press airplane mode and clock out. FUCK!
>>215451511Can't transfer her or say that your shift is over grow some balls
Went for my morning walk.
>>215452361I know I was watching
It's sunny outside now I can play scary games without fear
>>215452294Both are unallowed, explicitly. I might get away with it but they do random checks and record all our calls and they consider doing either of those to be very serious infractions with severe concequences if caught. Seeing as I already made a major fuckup recently I can't afford to risk it. I'd very possibly get fired if caught
>>215452426I saw a hot blonde yesterday joggin
>>215452682I fucked her
>>215452706I actually fucked her 2 weeks before you did
>>215445864https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrle0x_DHBM&list=RDCOVjSuZy2z4&index=8
w2c
i really really really don’t want to be at my stupid ass job today brothers
>>215453166*fires you*
>>215452870Bro got the playlist out
>>215452870
imagine you had a girlfriend and you enjoyed each other’s companythat would be nice I think
>>215453345https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dYT8tYj9UI&list=RDCOVjSuZy2z4&index=9
>>215453461but what if she left you after many happy years together or god forbid she died. that would be so devastating i don’t even think it’s worth the risk
tried to wank to vr porn but it was a public scene and the extra kept looking straight at the porn star and making eye contact with the camera
>wankCringe
>>215453597do you know what it means? rhetorical question, it's a word that conveys what needs to be conveyed
>>215453462great album
Dog eat dog world.
>>215453489tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
>>215453570
>>215453671yer a diamond dozen
>>215453678Ugly schizophrenic jew
Attorney is filing a motion for my probation to be converted to unsupervised. Likely it'll be held until sometime next spring or summer
>>215453725What did you do nigger?I don't want to be in your position.Did you steal something?
>>215453725I want to kiss you
Transport all of the yoghurt from outside my body to inside my body.
>>215453718Moron.
>>215454013>Moron.Dog eat dog world.
>>215453756pretty sure he's the drunk driver
>>215453756He was assaulted at his seasonal job.
>>215454013
>>215454054You wish.
I'm starving. Whats for dinner?
>>215454404couscous
>>215454437Nah, I want some real food.
Why does this unc keep posting selfies?
I am getting in the z o n e
Seven days a week, spreadin' them buttcheeksIn the hotel room gettin' bussy juice on seats
>>215454840
>>215454945She's relentlessly pretty. I want to kiss her relentlessly.
Hate my job so fucking much desu. Even if the tasks I am doing are kind of interesting I feel completely unmotivated. Plan to start my own company soon and maybe working for myself and doing my own projects will solve this.
Did schools shut down too why are there so many kids walking around?
My rent was 40 dollars less this month
Momberg doesn't know how to open the tidepods
why do you build me up buttercup
>>215455321poor little baby gonna go hungry
richard and mortimer
>>>/r9k/82679696made one
>>215455820good job
now his friends are posting polshit again
>>215455933who?
>>215455340https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGFnkK2yglo
>>215455806fuck off you schizophrenic retard
>>215455604Call it what it fucking is, a Trump shutdown. Yeah Jason isn't going to receieve his medicare/medicaid and his SNAP but why should I give a fuck?
fighting to stay awake im soooo sleepy
It is 10:29am
Is it me or does grandma trump have quite the resemblance?
>finished the CAMP i've been working on for the last month>shot a huge load>currently eating a burrito and watching jewtube videoslife is GOOD
>>215456768i hope you shot that load into the burrito cant be wasting protein
>>215456801nope i shot it into a hungry warm drippy taco
>>215456829eeeewwww
>>215456868procreate
>>215457015i will when men can become pregnant
>>215456662Would
how about that mayor ford
jdimsa
Faggot niggers are the worst!
>government cheese is a delicacy in germanygrim
Contrary to retarded opinion, Israel is the good guy
>>215457546hello
>>215457398this is government cheese. Americans have caves underground that are filled with cheese stockpiles, they have actual acres worth of cheese that is produced and stored annually. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese#Missouri_cheese_caves
hello tube bar
>>215457398poor people were honestly just so entitled imagine getting a free block of cheese from the government and you don't have to do anything in return
oh the humanity! how will I get a tour of the capitol now???
>>215457621We have a lot of cave cheese in Vermont, nobody believes me about cave aged cheese, but I've been to those caves
>>215457720niel degrasse tyson: but what if we could use the cheese to feed brothers and sisters in africa? have you considered that?
>>215457757counter point neil: have you considered that they might be lactose intolerant being niggers and all?
>>215457785neil 'the grass' tyson: No one is dumb who is curious. The people who don't ask questions remain clueless throughout their lives.
>>215457828neil the grass: what is a woman?
>>215457620hows it going?
>tfw boss wants me to go to a meeting between the management and union reps I don’t like these meetings…It’s just a bunch of lawyers arguing…
drinking covfefe
Sipping on an ice cold Coors Banquet tall boy, going sober tomorrow buds
Weird dream. I was in this like desert canyon full of a bunch of hispanics/mexicans all partying grilling food and drinking coca cola among pick up trucks Some reason I got lost drove my car into this canyon then my battery died and I ask one of the guys if he can jump start my car, he agrees and tells me to pull it up near his But then I quickly get distracted. I join in on the fun but have a sense of unease
we need a zoomie revolutions like the chinks
Guess I’ll finish the thread myself…
cleaned me room but I cba to move my pc and bring my tv in
new on the log
New because the leaf is a retard nigger>>215458572
>>215457496https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y-WC5n7Yd9s
>>215446019I am assuming they have horrendous spending habits and all of their issues are self inflicted? Dont give them money, but you also dont need to cut ties.
>>215450650Might just be a particular Mod that is looking to bully the Japanese. You guys do typically go crazy with with the emotes on your own boards. They are very creative however.
>>215457621I love cheese so fucking much. No maggots please, thats where I draw the line.
