love white womenprotect white womenedition
So then lads. Keir Starmer. Your thoughts?
>>215458323He's the mong who posts that old Drake and Josh meme when the new isn't posted on time
keep seeing cute white couples everywhere it’s so nice
>>215458323Done him good and proper
>>215458323we'll never know
Thoughts on 'slims, lads?
sir cut penor
>>215458336Reminds me of David Moyes
>>215458366Me no likey
Rate the steam haul, lads
reckon 370 hours is enough. shall bekeeping my willy tightly locked away for the remainder of the year.
>>215458366serious threat
>>215458402life is strange is probably the gayest in the list
Niggas really voted Labour huh
>>215458402i thought they got rid of all that sexo muck
white men are born with a huge neon sign on their head that says SHAGGER
I've shagged 12 white women and 1 brown muslim woman (initially with a condom but she asked me to take it off specifically so she could feel my foreskin rolling back and forth inside of her) I am a mudshark and I am ashamed
>>215458366Not a big fan to be honest
>>215458429Most people didn't
>video games >2025
>>215458366I simply LOVE Mr Shady's back catalogue
Totally missed the Lembit Opik based arc
What exactly is a Steam Deck?
>>215458454I shagged a girl from Bangladesh who made me wear a condom still seething about that
>>215458492little computer with a screen and controller built in
I've shagged every women aged 18-22 on Earth
>>215458492incel device
>>215458492portable virgin machine
actually thinking about it I shouldve given the girl at the shop some chocolate (and then got a gf)
imaginge if /brit/ just died because no one had anything left to say
>>215458514even the trans ones?
>>215458506Mine was from Bangladesh as well, what are the odds
>>215458539especially the trans ones
14% of the country voted Labour in 2024
>>215458511what a world we live in>>215458520>>215458524source?
>>215458532especially the trans ones
>>215458492portable device beloved by nonces
Why do British people shoot up synagoguesWhat did Jewish people ever do to you
you hate straight white men
>>215458555LANDSLIDE
sir x yer
line up every passable tranny and have them put their dicks in my mouth
The name's Rod. Rod Munch.
>>215458571On Yom Kippur as well. Grim
sir poo seal
>>215458506>>215458547how did they smell?
>>215458585ponder the aroma
>>215458547did she live in Poplar east London? Near West Ham’s old ground somewhere around there
Any of you lads been to Ilkley? Used to go to Ilkley all the time as a kidLove Ilkley
mindbreak is hot
>>215458556yeah here's your source mate*rips a putrid smelling fart in your face*
scared that i'll randomly turn feral and start biting people
*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPP*
fucking hell the pedo is posting cp on /fr/ nowmight have gone to other generals and we never knew about it
>>215458609with their nose!
>>215458585push the boat out, ANYTHING is legal when you imagination wank
>>215458632has rouvy killed himself yet? i worry for that guy
>>215458627full moon is it
>>215458532do not genuflect to idols when you are the true god
>Stacy, 39, spent much of her twenties and thirties in casual relationships with attractive musicians and bartenders. The sex was enjoyable, the lifestyle exciting, but none of the men committed when it came to long-term partnership. Now, facing infertility and the high cost of IVF, she argues that men who benefited from those years of her fertility should contribute financially to her treatment.https://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/consumer-affairs/ex-boyfriend-stole-my-childbearing-years-does-he-owe-me/Doing a read
>>215458634scmeaing
>>215458627thats fine it wouldnt be your fault. dont worry about intrusive fears happening to YOU but instead hope that they stop you in time and that nobody gets hurt because of what happens (which again wouldnt be your fault)
Scared that I'll randomly turn gay and start sucking people
Zesty looking ahh
>>215458618yh my nan and grandad had a caravan on a site not far away
>>215458653still transitioning probably
>>215458682Come to the dark side
非処女いやだな汚い女が嫌い
>>215458659things to say to someone at the shop to get a date
>>215458691buy an ad
>>215458691looks like a gay monkey
why is there 'p being posted here daily nowreally dont like itruins the vibes
>>215458692You ever climb the calf? Felt like scaling Everest when you were a young lad
>>215458682>randomly you’re french
>>215458632for some reason I just assumed that he only posted here because he's always posting, weird to think he exists elsewhere
If Diego fails to turn up tomorrow then Tony Blair has won. It's as simple as that.
>>215458618Ilkley blonde
>>215458714mad how much i want to spaff on her legs then perform a lick her clean
SCREECHING
>>215458666Can't believe unemployed musicians and bartenders weren't looking for something long term and seriousHow was she supposed to know??
>>215458682https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiWlwybk0h0
>>215458585There's like two that are maybe fuckable. One lying down at the front, MAYBE the one at the back right with the black bra. Rest just look like blokes or are genuinely hideous. And you know that room smells like rank sweat, piss and rotten cum.
silence is the harbringer of deatha sinister quiet that drains the soulbut worse than the emptiness is the nigging the bells toll for us all
>>215458745i used to shit my pants in school
over 20 men have seen my penis but i'm not gay
>>215458745never pooed at school in 12 years there
>>215458721think we used to walk nearby would always go to a rock that had a fireman's helmet carved in it
>>215458585industrial society moment
>>215458766Did you ask them what they thought of it?
>>215452329You lot getting abuse lmfaoooo
>>215458745you know what pissed me off today it was trans people "should" get their own special receptionist to track their appointments and things like that. not to say it with anything about patient compliance but how these people think we can afford it and how the public is surprised the NHS has no money at all when it is so compatmentalized and with so many boards/bodies
>>215458781how eminem fans be moving to songs about murdering his mum
>>215458781Das rorkenwaffe
>>215458305(this cunt's off his rocker...)
>>215458815I'm not from London
Yankees Red Sox starts starting at 1 am London time. Be therehttps://youtu.be/CVlHEkh4Jeg?si=t6utRxFSxu-Iy6Kn
bit mad that we have real qualified shaggers amongst us who just post here for a bit of entertainment once every 6 months
Do you have nafris in England?
>>215458882buy an ad
>>215458899in london yeah but not that many
>>215458905im this
>>215458892does shagging the same woman for 18 years count?
>start youtube video>British accent>"In dis video, I will explain somefin dat-"
>>215458899yeah we have quite a few Algeriansthey're as crime-prone as yoursMy m8's a copper and says Algerians and Somalis in my part of London have some sort of turf war going on
there arent any white countries... really makes u think
>>215458900https://youtube.com/shorts/z2Xd7E5zIOY?si=8zsA7iSZkHxbIKrlIt's October. Yanks Doegers Cubs and Sox still in it. San Diego. Seattle. Toronto. Join us on /sp/
>>215458905rorke onna madness
>>215458941>yeah we have quite a few AlgeriansNo we don't? 31,000 is basically fuck-all
>>215458983didn't askbuy an ad
>>215458931It's a shame they banned monetisation on AI videos, isn't it poodeep
>>215458781white niggas when there's unseasoned chicken and boiled vegetables with powder gravy at the sunday roast
>>2154589921 was too many
>can you buy a big issue from me so l have some money?
free our girl greta
>>215458706Seriously starting to think this might qualify as spam or at the very least extremely low quality posting
What the FUCK was his problem.
>>215459017saw one of the paki big issue sellers the other day on her phone watching tiktok. they sure do love tiktok dont theyif I were a better than I wouldve stolen all her big issues
>>215459017>sorry, i would, but it’s woke propaganda. blame the jews
>>215458992well I've met my fair sharewhat can I say
in di vidyo mi gwarn 'plain ya how ya yam di bludclart pussy or something haha
>>215459025yeah you could argue that too but the advertising is the most obvious part so maybe just stop altogether
>>215459036Not his problem
can read all the sarcastic edgy comments l want on tiktok these days dont need /brit/
>>215459061off you pop then
>>215459045leave it on reddit next time
>>215459017saw a cute girl selling these last month
>>215459017saw this lad drooling on his phone staring at a lopunny in pokemon go outside glasgow town centre
YEWCHEWB
*takes my jumper off and my shirt lifts up a bit showing my belly and upper arse*
>>215459045is that one of them subliminal spaces they been saying about on the horror
>>215459101scremjong
>>215459017It's at Roma gypos near me selling them
>>215459017Ricky Carter is actually banned from selling the Big Issue which is why all his copies are old back issues
S&P500 bros..... We won
catus carmen canithttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1758718154164627.webm
>>215459053I don't know mate you seem to be the only person that has a problem with it
scream & poo 500
>>215459178
>>215459177wouldn't be a reportable offence if that were true, I'm just the only one giving you a prompt to assess your behaviour
>>215459050Where and why?
mad that I was such a big shagger in previous years
>>215459202What happened?
right well we can't ask israel to stop their genocide now can we?
leftypol reading a big issue as he sips his matcha latterorke chucking in the next bin he sees out of spite
>>215459219settled down with gf
>>215459178Nah
they should make a tablet that stops your hair growing so you can save money on haircuts
>>215459196YWNBAJ
>>215459247ever wank at school?
>>215459247Ok but I'm different
>>215459196Yeah but fortunately I'm not advertising so your report would be false Is this also you tacitly admitting a report? If I'm not mistaken that's a bannable offense also
Deez nuts hahah
>The man who was photographed as a baby on the cover of Nirvana's classic album Nevermind has failed in his attempts to sue the band for distributing child pornography.scream
Checkout number four please
>>215459310Twennyone hahaha
big milf wank on the cards shortlysaw a rather peng older lady in toil today had my mind racing
>>215458336I think he went to the island
>>215459321He's been doing it for like 20 years and he loses every time
*strikes a pose*
>>215459321sue his mum
Diego gets forcibly vaxxed as /brit/ watches on
I’ve shagged younger girls who say they aren’t on the pill and not to cum inside them but as I’m about to cum they wrap their legs around me hard and hold me in. have some of my best wanks over these memories
>immediate COBRA meeting >SAS units gathered Hmm, don't recall this level of response for Southport Or the Manchester bombing for that matter
>>215459372Corrr
What's his endgame?
>>215459372hear this often but i can't imagine itid never get held in by a woman's weak legs and actually if anybody tried that I'd snap them in half
>>215458429In my area, they won because they changed the constituency to include more poor and brown people.
>>215459389the SAS is based
>>215459389>In the United Kingdom, Prime Minister Theresa May chaired an emergency meeting of the COBRA committee in the hours following the 22 May 2017 bombing, and the UK's threat level was raised from "severe" to "critical" for a number of days
>>215459389little white girls having their guts dug out of them by crazy immigrants is part of a healthy society RORKE
>>215459309well there's no other reason to post an unsolicited unheard of youtube channel heredidn't say I did anything, maybe stop projecting
>>215459425mental how we're basically always at severe these days
talk a lot about little girls for a 30 year old virgin without children
>>215459399to get rorke off his bennies and into warehouses
>>215459445stop that noticing right now
>>215459404women have very strong legs, more comparable to men's than any other body part
Scranalongadingdong
>>215459441>unheard ofUh huhYour incel is showing mate
Uphill sprints will save my life
Super Army Soldiers
>>215459481I will not eat the pork faggots
>>215459483how so
women’s strong legs + your own brain demanding you cum inside make it very difficult to pull out in that situation
>>215459481ahh yes, the fabled poo barms
>4 pints >3 double g&t's>KFC at midnightFuck me it's no wonder my gut has been bubbling like a witches cauldron all day
Ireland has a population of 5 million and they're bringing in hundreds of thousands of brown people every year
>>215459501very hot
ladies and gentlemen, the prime minister >>215459481
>>215459500Good for cardio gains without having to run for an hour a day
Guys I want to go and buy a pack of cigarettes from the shop but I’ve never done it before how do you do it ?
Muslim Vs Jews but they picking a historically Christian place to have their scrap
>>215459540That the new Jordan Peele flick?
need a "these chains of life are weighing me down" with dialogue option of "let me help you take them off" gf thats basically catatonic (in stupor)
By Jove, a Big Black Todger is inside my wife's totty at this VERY moment. I came home from badminton and this tall, dark stranger had took it upon himself to defile my beloved spouse. Whatever shall I do?!?
>>215459581Internalising external conflicts is just one of the many benefits of multiculturalism
Hi fellas,I was thinking today how we could market /brit/ a bit more, get some eyes on it and fresh influx of users. I’m thinking we could make an Instagram account and also start a subreddit, possibly a Facebook page where admins could upload daily highlights of the threads from that day? Let me know what you think
>>215459580Give bossman a wink and ask if he has any deals under the counter
>>215459591this is the flags posts. report them P.S. this is what I meant by you seeing the posts
I could punch you so bloody hard right now if I wanted to. I could. I could do it if I wanted.
once did this with a woman and she beat me easily
>>215459580Ask for marlboro touch it's a light cigarette that's good to start with but won't make you look like a poof
i once punched a boxing bag so hard it split and all the sand came out
>>215459515Irish people are already like blacks
>>215458305hello... you
>>215459607im intrigued by this, its also a fail safe for when 4chan inevitably fucks off. I say get it going.
>>215459627Paul McCartney and John Lennon that one time
need to go to a mental asylum for women and pick one out like the cows at outback ranch. that is how it should work
reckon i'd rather be garrotted with barbed wire than endure another second of sobriety
>>215459627two women doing this with my head in between
>>215459674reckon you should buck up, chuck
>>215459664>outback ranchwhat kind of bastard australian-american demon fusion is that?
Can we all agree that Irish people get on really well with blacks on account of their similar IQs?
Booted up cyberpunk 2077 for the first time today. I got to the character creator, made V a female and gave her a tiny little cock and giant tits. Couldn't stop myself. Took my willard out and blew a load while rotating my naked character. Closed the game after that. Will try playing it another time. Love shemales so much lads. Best of both worlds.
Living room kitchen open plan combo. That's the play I reckon
>>215459664yea its called a nightclub mate oh my days
>>215459699its that ranch where you get to pick out your own cow to eat (maybe I saw it on Family Guy). need that for insan asylums and to get a gf
>>215459635So I just go up to the counter and say can I have a Marlboro touch?
>>215459715going to study the effects of alcohol + SSRIs and antidepressants then so I can pick one of those and enjoy the time with her off her meds (which are LITERALLY poison in the case of SSRIs and antidepressants)
>>215459714your sofa will smell of onions and garlic and roast dinner
Wanking to things other than porn always feels so naughty. I find porn rather dull nowadays. I watch videos of women dancing and imagine myself pulling it out in front of them while they laugh or mock me.
>>215459753you’ll do fucking nuttin you’re a hopeless incel
>>215459758Nah
>>215459749yeah and then you give him the marlboro touch, won't get a pack without it
>>215459735stopped posting about 10 year old white girls getting raped and moved up to katy again yeah
archetypical WMBF couple on pointless atm
mad how we didn't even know what pluto looked like until like 10 years ago
>>215458305Name?
>>215459796Take a picHe's probably Irish diaspora
>>215459779I dont do very good at nightclubs because I get men interested more (or women being usually the ones getting asked, the opposite of men) and they can be quite aggressive
>>215459799he's a yellow dog mate known that for decades
bit where my bum connects to my lower back is numb from sitting on my fat arse all day
>>215459799you're just silly if you still believe in "space"
>>215459799I did but I'm different
>>215459785What
>>215459826>Take a piccba
>>215459834oh really mate *walks off*
>>215459839christ what a fucking unfunny post
>>215459796Pic?
>>215459772how old are these women
>>215459799Wrong. I knew what it looked like years ago.
Paddy enjoying the craic with the small boat cronem >they're my brothers i tell thee!
https://youtu.be/oqyTOKVmSRsWOW! what an experience, mark's new 1gb broadband means we get 1h30 uploafsNow that is lush and I mean lush
>>215459871prefer not to say
Love John Mayer because he understands that love and sex go hand in handhttps://youtu.be/N5EnGwXV_Pg?si=zFkPdbD-nwWLvE7T
>>215459878is your thread down or something?
incelrorke going to nightclubs to stare women in the eyes to check for SSRIstare
>>215459871Early 20s white middle class women on holiday in Jamaica
Queen Nell Tiger Free
>>215459862post something funny for us then mr comedian
need a woman to spike me with her medication and rape me like Xanax or something
>>215459877need a weird looking gf
>>215459897It lush de lad
Paddy after spending twenty minutes with small boat cronem>and this lad here, Umbungo, he's football mad like me. He's looking for a wife, my 19 year old sister Moira is available
is a bit boring right now isn't it yes it is
Rorke is truly timeless. How long have we been using this niche slang term now? No other community uses it. When I first came here in 2014 people were using it even then. He's had dozens of adversaries over the years, but Rorke remains.
kys
ummm
now the rb poster goes to posting literal child porn the person talking about pakis raping kids. kys
just seen rorke right click save as
heatherpedo has reached maximum seethe once more
stab and kill heathermong
raping my arse with a recurve bow
are we being fucking deadass?
horrible cretin
>>215459951ahead of chud by a few years toowe are truly the forward thinkers of this site
>>215459878
so if anyone asks you never saw me in this thread
off to /sp/ for the next hour
alright i'm off to lidl guys
spainos back with his cp
>>215459951Wish it were more widespread cause I'd love to use it irl, no other word gets the point across so wellGammon is ok but is for older people Chud is too American
HEATHERPEDO IS A NONCE
why does this keep happening?
janny i need you to move quicker than the auto update quite frankly
>>215460008
MAHA!
>>215460027spaino having a melty
please just report the posts not reporting them any more and hiding the posts instead
who knows why
fucking vile
You will unironically end up arrested soon if you don’t phone it in lad, the site admins will work with the government and you’re shouting too loudly
>>215460046why would you try to muddy the waters like this? what do you even gain from saying spaino you weird freak?
>>215460044wow cool yeah the Skittles definitely got better when they stopped using the food colorings who cares. AND they are gonna give you the bugs
>>215460080fuck up spaino you horrid nonce stop posting this shit
How is this cunt not locked up yet
remember, it's illegal content, not just nsfw
right well that's distribution of illegal material
based on the speed of deletion i have reason to believe the mods advocate for this
reminder to clear your cache/cookies (browser) and temporary files
HELP MY ONLINE SAFETY ACT DO SOMETHING PLEASE
lets fucking get out of this shit thread>>215455061>>215455061>>215455061
you are ruled by the people who take these pictures
>>215460123one day in the not so distant future you'll give in to your worst thoughts and kill yourself
doesn't clicking violate us law set off a siren in the mod house or something
>>215460164>>215460164evacuate
>>215460156yeah and then they ban you for raising it
>>215460109there isnt a report option for NSFW anymore. except the one time I saw it back but I checked again :3
>>215460181there is just not on posts without images
>>215460208ohh
>>215455061>>215455061
hi helloooo
Now is that lush or is that lush?
