lamb and mother
>>215478617dogshit? checkearly? checkyank? check
>>215477388had a dream the other day i was getting chased around a space station by a xenomorph, fucking kino dream
it's funny when those who fall for rage bait and trolling expect you to do the samebut it's also kind of sad
>there are actual foids who log on to /brit/ each day to call everyone else 'creepy' and 'incels'
>>215478644i never played that game
>>215478617aura
>>215478644No-one cares. Make a friend and bore them with this shite.
good morning I hate cyclists
my dreams are feelings and sensations more than they are eventssometimes I feel something in a dream that I've never felt in my waking hours.
>>215478672I care
i would rather die than submit to digital ID
>>215478689Get a move on then
i dreamt i was getting bummed up the arse by sexy australian hunks
>>215478636>that's not what I'm taking issue withthat was the only way he was using 'people' in the post you quoted you actual spastic
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGjVsCSOsU
>>215478672who hurt you
>>215478626too scary for me
>>215478706your family would be relieved if you died
>>215478706the raped
>>215478706you should kys but unironically
>>215478703>That's why people are disgusted by promiscuous women, but impressed by promiscuous men.nope looks like you're retarded sorry
into my waiting mouth no less
>>215478583 #Until feminism, it was a universally accepted truth in virtually every culture on earth that promiscuous women are gross, and desperate incel men are gross. Feminism made people pretend women should be like men, fucking whoever they can, and going to work like a man. This wasn't because it's true, it's because it was useful to the people who rule us for the plebs to act this way.The vast majority of people might not openly slut shame women any more, but they're thinking and feeling the same things their ancestors would when a woman is twerking for horny men who want to use her for sex the way an onlyfans "model" uses simps for money.
this is straight out of my rape fantasies
Friday`s Pocket MonsterofThe DayIs ..Empoleon !!
I am a man who walks aloneand when I'm walking a dark roadat night or strolling through the parkwhen the light begins to changeI sometimes feel a little strangea little anxious when it's dark......fear of the dark,fear of the darkI have a constant fear that somthing's always nearFear of the dark,fear of the darkI have a phobia that someone's always there
>>215478728foid iq in play yet again
What is he trying to accomplish by spamming this bullshit. This is a serious question
>>21547874030 year old man btw
>>215478737all promiscuous people are grossall of them
>>215478738you're the one getting raped?
>>215478728Did you like how he referred to himself as 'he' as wellGenuinely this shit website is his entire life lmfao
>>215478751happy30th Birthday !!
>>215478765meds, now, little retard
>>215478672Shut your fucking mouth you horrible cunt
>>215478777no mate, you're the 30 year old grown man playing pokemon lol. grow up nigga
>>215478777lmfaoooo shagged him FIRMLY up the arse
>>215478738she's taken
>>215478763no. im bumming the camera man
>>215478777DONE HIM
>>215478738for me it's mikey madison
>>215478777yay!
>>215478777
>>215478789no mate cp today ok mate? its not on
>>215478777Good one
The headline should read “Fat Fuck Gets Stuck in Doorway”.
>>215478765I figured as muchvery sad :(
whatever happened to that queer gypsy mikey?
>>215478800push her against the wall until all the dvds fall down and then shag her on top of them
>>215478804
>>215478826I’d have paid good money to watch this
>>215478821Try that again in English, cheers.
in fight club he has a nice apartment and a good job and he throws it all away just because of a bit of insomnia
>>215478791SCANNED
>>215478851you understood it. dont be posting that shit. we all know its you
>>215478840are they dvds? i thought they were books
>>215478831>roastie concern trolling based being incapable of following a simple 4chan conversationepic
nothing more infuriating than meeting a gen z or alpha whos a normie. like what the fuck was all that tik tok psyop stuff for if it just made you as boring as me nan
>>215478856he punches himself in the face until he can have money for freewould you do that?
>>215478703>that was the only way hehe = you, weird little twatget roping you incel freak
>>215478753Incel males are gross. Men who are successful with women are not. Friends character Joey Tribbiani was notoriously promiscuous and it was seen as practically heroic. Same with King of the Hill's Boomhauer. It's gross if the man is gross about it, like Family Guy's Quagmire. But a young man who can seduce and satisfy a woman is not gross to anyone. It's only when the man's old and still promiscuous that it becomes creepy.
>>215478777Well played 2bf
>>215478859He’s done you tbf mate
>>215478876it is time to take all of your meds little niggadon't bother checking the dosage, the whole bottle will do
young skinny girls with big boobs needs to be locked up until we understand where the fat for their boobs comes from
>>215478884please dont post anymore cp adam
>>215478777kek
>>215478856ive not slept tonight and im almost ready to throw away the comfy life. insomnia is a cunt. then again im naked under my blanket, tooting my vape, listening to tunes, and posting with the /brit/ morning crewfeel bad for those toiling today but for me its the comfy life
>>215478873no that's mental
>>215478878I don't agree with you and I really don't like the tv show friends or people who watch it or people who get their opinions from it so I'm not going to read the rest of your post ok bye
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ALONE AT NIGHTTHOUGHT YOU HEARD FOOTSTEPS BEHINDAND TURNED AROUND AND NOONE'S THERE?AND AS YOU QUICKENED UP YOUR PACEYOU FOUND IT HARD TO LOOK AGAINBECAUSE YOU 'RE SURE THAT SOMEONE'S THERE?
Why do they turn replies off?Also the madman was literally named Jihad. It’s like if you asked JK Rowling to name a terrorist for one of her books
it's friYAY
>>215478929leftypol loves his censorship
we already know that the males of /brit/ are oddballs, but what level of freak must a woman be to regularly spend her time here?
>>215478915is it a nicotine vape? because if so that's probably what's giving you the insomnia
the criterion closet but it's in VR and they're surrounded by floating yify torrents
>>215478869heh thats funny, unc
>>215478929>Why do they turn replies off?to stop you posting racist responses rorke
>>215478929so nasty little racist incel rorkes like yourself can't spread hate and division
>>215478929thats an amazing fake name. literally a sham
bloody sick of politicians, grey suit nonsense the lot of them
>>215478952yes. but i think its the massive dose of drugs and eating a huge meal of pasta at 4am that did it
>>215478929Weren't the attackers in 9/11 also fanatic muslims?
I’m going to shoot myself in the ass
>>215478919I didn't get my opinions from Friends. Popular fiction does tend to reflect cultural norms, that's why I brought it up. I think you know this, but need an excuse to run away from the conversation. Suits me, I've got better things to do as well.
>>215478991think they were buddhists actually
>>215478992are you going to livestream it?
>sargon is 46What the fuckSo this nigga was 35 when he was a fat slug moaning about bibya games
lads just formed an opinion
>>215478989yes but also continuously putting a stimulant into system will make sleep difficult
>>215479031Girl on the left mogs
>>215478706
>>215478929Imagine being a Muslim on a plane shouting for your son and his name is "Jihad."
yes hello mr jihad that's an interesting name welcome to britain here's your house and contact details for your local rapegang leader to help you get settled
>>215479031that man is obviously a homosexual
>>215478929Al-Shamie literally means "the Syrian">Jihad the Syrian, a British citizen of Syrian descent
the culprit was mohammed bin falseflag
>TikTok recommends porn to children, says reportum
just found out that actually Israel knew what was going to happen on October 7th and let it happen :O
>>215478961>>215478965
>>215479087leftypol home office employee looked at his immigration application and thought yep thats exactly the kind of person we want here
>>215479077Good job he carked it otherwise we might have to sit through the judge calling him a misguided young man with a bright future
>>215479106I’m 27 and never had a job in my entire life
Every thread I post in dies
Love are JKPublisher: JK darling, you need a bit of diversity in your books. Your wizards and witches. They’re all white.JK: I see what you mean. How about a Chinese girl? She can have strict parents and be a bit keen. I’ll give the white protagonist yellow fever. But what should I call her? I know, how about Ching Chong?Publisher: Perfect! Do you have anymore?JK: I’m thinking a black kid. Bit thick but good at sport. Raised without a dad…
>>215479151
sex with greta on a yacht in the subterranean
>oil can be safely left out at room temperature for months>garlic can be safely left out at room temperature for months>garlic in oil becomes potentially deadly in a couple of hours This is the kind of shit they should've been teaching us in school, not all that isosceles triangle shit.
are your teeth supposed to be perfectly straight
>>215479167>yacht in the subterraneanSewer cruise?
>>215479123expect you to stay quiet when it's revealed he was born here Rorke
>>215479179she's a mole person
>>215479174only if you've been turkey
Gazabrain is a fucking mental disorder. We're living through several compounding problems like the worst financial since the 70s, the biggest land war in Europe since WW2 and the fastest demographic change since at least the early Anglo-Saxons.Still all these mongs care about is kikes bombing some niggas 2000 miles away
>>215479152I'm glad someone on board with 99% of globohomo is taking all the rap, but then, those cranks never actually direct all their ire at the actual 'nazis' and 'hateful bigots', more those who are on their own side except for one single issue
>>215479199Same in Fecalia
>>215479196Ok phew
>>215479168the sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side
>>215479043maybe. its probably all those factors. and its mostly due to recently quitting opioids recently. its royally fucked up my sleep pattern.
>>215479208Do you have the copypasta about dumbledore going on about the bankers importing millions of migrants?
>>215479168>in a couple of hoursIs it really so quick?
>>215479192no i wont. i'll just say he should never have been here in the first place if that happens. i expect you to keep seething and making snide passive-aggressive comments like a little bitch lol
>>215479230Be a lot easier to explain that with a diagram innit
According to Starmers logic yesterday was an English on English attack
>>215479230thats a right triangle you idiot
>>215479090This
>>215479199gaza is the prototype for hereisrael is the startup nation
My car is blocked in the drive so I literally cannot fucking leave
>>215479276
1) poo2) screaming3) Rorke 4) Leftypol5) FOY6) 'u) ladsyou can help by expanding the list
>>215479208Try a little bit more coherently next time sweetheart
>>215479250According to chatGPT. Extremely low risk after that time. I left garlic in oil for about 12 hours and ate that, and I'll probably be alright. If the botulism spores are present on the garlic then after a week it'll almost certainly fuck you up though, which is mad because as I said, both oil and garlic would be fine on their own.
>>215479106im 33 and deliver fucking shopping. my life is fucked. a gf isn't a prospect, let alone children. im thinking about getting involved in drugs and dropping out of society completely. just be a failed writer, painter, listen to music and do drug deals. im not arsed about going to prison either, it might be good for me.
jews are pedophiles and goyim children are fair game. they get away with it because they're cuckold pedos who only like to watch
>>215479288Who's blocking you in? Do you need to drive to work right now?
>>215479288I've been to South Korea and it's standard practice there to block people but leave the handbrake off so you can be simply pushed aside if needed. no one makes a fuss about it.
got a date tonight with a guy named "rapist o'tinder"should be fine i think
>>215479244kek no>>215479310>>215479338sharpest tools in the shed award
With some posters across all of 4chan their entire identity is spamming screenshots from social media They rarely seem to have any opinions of their own and just spam what random others are saying or doing. It's genuinely interesting
>>215479341It will be someone who is taking their kid to school like always>>215479346But I live in Wales
>>215479341Yes
British society is on the verge of collapse
>>215479369me? a blog posting bore
>>215479390Bet you regret living in Wales and not a civlised country. And as a wagie no less.
>>215479410there's no collapse. Just a slow downward spiral where things just get shittier forever and ever.
>>215479390>It will be someone who is taking their kid to school like alwayshate them cunts. kids should walk to school
>>215479410>British society is on the verge of collapse
>>215479413No this is god country
fizzy ginger mango grapefruit limeade
Can solve society, and more specifically 4chan, by getting rid of incels. Just throw them down a well.
american government websites look so scammy compared to our ones
>>215479444A common sight outside of Chelsea matches. Their fans do things like this to afford tickets.
>>215479410not even closeBritish society is healthy and vibrant
del boy fall through bar he thought he could lean on it!!!!
might become gay
>>215479473nsa.gov looks like it's trying to sell you shit antivirus software
me? a flag hopping menace, taking sides in random arguments and watching you fools devour one another on a constant basis
>>215479409Take a photo of it blocking you in to text to your boss. Maybe your work will pay for the taxi. I'd get the license plate of the cunt so you can track him down and stalk him as well but that's just me.
gamble bagorbe lamb gag
>>215479516shame about the pedo compromised botnet usage
>>215479437Not safe these days is it. I wouldn't let them out of my sight for a minute these days.
You lot don't half talk about random sh*te.....
new geese album is finna bussin ngl
>>215479556which zone of London is that?
lost my phone anyone seen it?
>>215479587Is this it mate*hands you your gay card*
>>215479556Scuffed jerma
>>215479587
>>215479602you can't do me with this one
>>215479552
>>215479602not surprised you're licensed to issue these
Might have a green tea latte and mince around the house
>>215479553i suppose. i walked a mile on my own in the rain through the ginnels covered in condoms and syringes and other drugs rubbish everyday in the late 90s and early 2000s.
>>215479230>isoscelesWhy do you have to steal greek words? Nobody thinks you are an inheritor of ancient knowledge. Everybody sees a savage trying to larp. Listen to him, "isosceles". A monkey mimicking a human behaviour, a dancing bear paraded around for pennies.
>>215479629why do you keep dropping themis it just to bend over while picking them upnaughty little bitch I'll show you
I love u but u don't undnrstand me
Ordered an exercise bike and a vr headset and the special sensor you need to connect the two, so it'll look and feel like I'm cycling through a virtual world. This time next year I'll have legs like maradona.
>>215479656haha yeah that's great mate *turns to talk to someone else*
>>215479656alri cillian
>>215479656it's called an education
>>215479669You could just go cycling
>>215479613timmy has done him
personally popping over to greece to steal some more words, anyone want ought?
I fucked up bad lads.
>>215478746It's quite something isn't it
>>215479675bore on
>>215479652Same here but it was through an industrial estate in the mid to late 90s.
>>215479702grab a word for when i'm feeling happy about a situation that would normally make a person feel sad, please
>>215479613Timothy getting a black plastic bag snatched unceremoniously from over his head as he's sitting tied to a chair in an abandoned warehouze
>>215479660the gay club pay for postage & packaging so i like to waste their money
>>215479724philsentmal
>>215479192Been confirmed he came here when he was very young
>>215479689Real world is grim. Virtual world can be anything. Also I can't cycle on the road. I'm terrified of falling off my bike and going under a bus.
>>215479721i suppose we are old timers now. the dirty England we knew is gone, replaced by something unimaginably worse.
How are you folk gonna deal with the woman and immigrants problem up there in the uk?
>>215479766get rid of them all initand then the immigrants
>>215479700Where from?
>>215479168So how do garlic infused oils work?
>>215479766Can't speak for anyone else but me? I'm moving to a neighborhood near you ASAP, that's how I'm dealing with it. That or east Asia.
Hope you get caught inside a TRON world and a virtual bus drives over you while you're lightcycling and crushes your digital skull
>>215479656why do you speak english every day of your life
>>215479766we're getting them housed and wanked off
>>215479760greeks seething at their diminishing lexicon
rorke shouting abuse at random ethnic couples
>>215479613Remember that trend a 15 years ago or so where girls would get into their friends Facebook and post "hacked!!" followed by a long message about how important their friendship with that person was
>>215479761i expect him to stay quiet after this revelation
>>215479859well he's dead so don't think he'll be saying much
>>215479805Forced to. Not pretending I am someone I am not. I even distort the accent on purpose to sound like a caricature of a greek speaking english because it would cause me to cringe if a native english accent was heard from me.
the final march of the toilers for this week
THAT'S THE JOKE
>>215479795I think you either make sure there's no botulism spores on the garlic first, or you use some kind of acid in there that stops it from creating the toxic poison. You can freeze it as well to stop the botulism reproducing. I'll be honest I'm not sure. When chatGPT asked if I wanted to know about all that, I closed the app
>>215479724Χαιρέκακος>>215479818Not a greek word
>>215479800Probably will knowing my luck
Yeah I've posted an anime and what
>>215479168I honestly agree with that
didn't realise the irish flag responding to me was greekfreak and he was actually genuinely seething about us using the word 'isosceles' lmao
>>215479878Hope this is a lie because that's embarrassingly pathetic
>>215479963he's an autistic neckbeard
>>215479766bore off
36 hours since I've had a cig ladsGoing out on the piss tonightGonna be tough not to bum one but I'll stay strong
cor a smoke would feel fucking great right now
>Why, good hemeran dear, are you feeling euphoria on this morning? Surely we will enjoy apolausis with our tea and scones by the lemne.
Bro was literally called Jihad omds
>>215480023chew nicotine gum instead
>Gonna be tough not to bum
>>215480037ready for the 31st
any more news on Killalljews Notfromhere Al-Mustgetstabbed?
>>215480044what a neurotic sadcase you are kek
Do you rememberThe thirty-first of September
>>215479878screaming
Greek man living in Ireland and posting on /brit/
>Oh and, my dear polyagapimeni, do not forget to pack the mauron pudding and the discus so we can throw with the paeda while you prepare the geuma.
Killallkuffir Al-DiversityisourStrength
Shaking with rage at loanwords
>>215480114don't tell me that's a pic of him
Starmer thinks you're the enemy if you disagree that Jihad Al Shamie is a true Brit
>>215480023Had my last one 11:30pm September 30th, right before sober october started. Not quitting cigs, I just happened to run out the same time I stopped drinking.
>>215479656what do you call it?
>>215480123i seriously doubt he'd post a photo of himself. for all his arrogance and egotism you just know he's a fat ugly mong
>>215480130Sober October is gay as is dry JanuaryGet a drink in ya
Sir Jihad al-Leftypol
>>215480142leave it on yesterday's reddit next time
>>215480142A margin call?Sorry, meant to say, a perithorion kalesma
>>215480141true, it's probably not far off(pretend i edited a greek flag over this)
It's just who we are, mate
cronem getting dey waves dun x
>>215480148Shan't. I made a commitment to myself. If I like it I might stay sober even longer. Mebbe have a sherry at Christmas.
greekmong spending all his time here whining about chuds who won't accept immigrants and cultural diversity then breaking into a fit over europeans using loan words from 2 thousand years ago
Listening to vary metalon
Anyone doing docktober?(Spend the entire month with another man's willy docked in your foreskin)
I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR
Maccies brekky status: orderedThe brown illegal bicycle man should be here in 10 mins
>>215480201well the mong suffix is used for a reason. he's a fucking idiot
>>215480142I'll tend you a tenner to help you get back on your feet
>>215480201Take a chill pill Aethelstump
>>215480183sup crodeep
anyone doing toxic shocktober?
>>215480228Stop contributing to the browning of Britain
>>215480197You been drinking too much or something?
TROONS AT THE GATES
>>215480238sup crodie
>>215480257your dad is dead crodie x
>>215480215HREWAFING
>>215480253I really do need to stop
timmy melty fired up LOL
>>215480234t. on a melty over a triangle
>>215480215Ye
>>215480298quincy giving your mama his baton LOL
I KNOW THE ONE WHON WAITSSATAN IS HIS NAMEACROSS THE BRIDGE OF DEATHTHERE HE STANDS IN FLAMES
Wtf is a 'crodie'
whon
>>215480287>>215480314Some cuties here, although I prefer curly hair on black women
Anyone ever listen to Dutch classic rock station Arrow? I listened to it over 20 years ago and every October they'd add "ROCKTOBER!" to their station ident or whatever it's called. The Dutch accent is the goofiest of all time so it always got at least a smile out of me.I'm gonna go see if that station is still going.
>>215480329ziedfreak is a compulsive homosexual for black men and he frequently invents various terms for them and their exploits in his cronemverse
he doesn’t actually care about the black/white shit lads, it’s just a schizo character that wants attention in all forms. Ignore completely and it goes away
>>215480329an extremely low quality nonsense catchphrase
David Cronemberg
>>215480374>>215480374>>215480374
Probably would have an African wife if I weren't an atheist
>>215480255Big time.
>>215480329inflammatory russian troll farm shit don't worry about it
can you not? black women are disgusting. not racist just don't want to see them naked
>>215479110SCREAM
>>215478733kekthe french gymnast in the foreground had a front page spread of that pic with the background in some brit rag pointing at the pee droplet midair with a big red arrow saying OOH LA LA!completely tastelessI remember because I have this fetish so it appeared in my search results, but I feel bad that they're still using her pic after all this time and made such a big public deal out of it to begin withAlso what taboo are the governing bodies persisting in, the taboo against telling women not to do high impact high stress sports that cause them to literally piss themselves due to structural deficiencies?Also, imagine being the bloke what gets to piss test them, you're obliged to take them by surprise at random practice meets and abduct them into a special tent and are CONTRACTUALLY REQUIRED to stare into their pussies while they pee in the cup to make sure no funny business occurs
