inside big ben
>>215480381insanely fit
Ziedbelg origin storyhttps://desuarchive.org/int/thread/179365094/#q179375540>No bullshit when I was little and my father was in chemo my mother once brought home a middle-aged guy, looked like a teenager, I think he failed three grades, it was interesting how he fucked my mother (I peeked)According to nederdraad ziedbelg used to spam about having a 10cm long thin penis (10cm en dun) before he started the cuck stuff there. 100% confirmed same guySo he’s a little beta male who had to watch his mum cucking his father when he was a child…And now he spends all day posting about black cock, cucking, race mixing, timmies with SWCs. Childhood trauma literally turned him insaneThere is plenty of evidence if you want to search the archive. Search for “Ziedbelg” if you want to see what Dutch posters say about himMaking a cuckpost in Dutch on /nederdraad/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/200879098/#200892388Then the exact same post a few weeks later in English, in /brit/:>https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/201576432/#201578459A selection of the characters he posts about in his cuck fantasies in Dutch (basically his Dutch equivalents of Cronem and Katy):>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Ann/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Delano/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Quincy/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Fouad/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/Kenzo/country/Be/Some other search terms that bring up his Dutch posts:>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/betabux/country/Be/>https://desuarchive.org/_/search/boards/int.desu.meta/text/plap/country/Be/ edition
>>215480403woah the world is like totally fucked up and that's why we should stop trying and kill ourselves or stop breeding and not care about anything here's a telescope picture that shows how worthless we are
feel like retiring to mongolia would be pretty comfy
>>215480389I concur>>215480384Alri incel englishman from the 1700s
Right then, lads. Muslims. What do we reckon?
>>215480440peng and shaggable
>>215480440rather bothersome
>>215480440You do know there are white people who are muslims, right?
Thoughts on the 3i/ATLAS?
>>215480440bullets dipped in pig's blood lad
>>215480440hmmI like this oneand the whirling dervish sufis and whatever
>>215480475
Storm Amy sex arseI'm about to fuck it Big style
Jihad al Chamois (my car is very dirty and it is difficult to clean)
>>215480485doesn't work if they don't have a choice in the matter by the waya starving muslim can eat pork to survive
what was the pokemon of the day?
>>215480508a starving muslim can eat a boot heel
>>215480509Pooeon
>>215480527too late for that isn't it
i dont give a damn about your uncle samn!
>>215480475yea, idiots
>>215480542I am talking about Albanians and Bosniaks
They're still rocking. Waheyy! Aerosmith Rag Doll up next lads. I just want to hear them go "ROCKTOBER!"Damn they said Arrow classic rock but no "ROCKTOBER!"
>>215480527Mad how they still do that whole gimmick even though the polarity of everything has changed
>>215480564so am i
>>215480564>white
why do we call the general dedicated to the discussion of Albanians and Bosniaks "/brit/" anyway?
neoliberal bull logging in
>>215480586delano entering your mum's bedroom
>>215480548um
>>215480585Why don't you take the day off Rorke?
>>215480609leave it on last month's reddit next time
perfectly acceptable to tailgate and spam flash a car doing 65 in the overtaking lane isn’t it?
>>215480607why don't you post it on /eire/ or /pol/?
>>215480624no need to post the rest, leave it on last month's reddit
>>215480569leftists have a habit of forgetting that they don't still live in 2003 (or 1973, or 1953) and 'punk' adjacent subcultures are some of the worst for this
>>215480624thought the thumbnail was peter griffin
me and the gf been having some grazy sex last night, knackered at work today
I'm songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ufoWdtE2js
Run out of things to post
>>215480695me when I'm stress-testing a postbox
>£24 for a pack of fagsyikes
>>21548070724 quid for a 20 deck it’s woke gone mad
>i have a funeral later today so apologies if i do not respond until later should you reply today
>>215480693Alri dwight schrute
>>215480714haha
>>215480707sipping milk with your morning cigarette
>>215480707That's Real Britain
>>215480733your dad is dead x
>>215480720>>215480722>RYOroll your own30g
pronouncing real Britain like real madrid
>>215480745Sounds better like dat
why do we call a general dedicated to the cost of ciggarettes in America "/brit/" anyway?
>>215480743I just looked up how much 20 silk cut are, 18 quid, still outrageous
someone send me the japanese cigarettesthe low tar low nicotine slim menthols made for ladiesthank you
>>215480778cheaper to stop smoking isn't it?
>>215480707Had no idea marlboro did baccy
Sorry but smoking is proper runt behaviour
>>215480794Makes more sense to buy the counterfeit cigs from paki shop
>>215480707Must have money to burn innit. Literally! But seriously I was spending £16 a time getting benson blue delivered (with beer and that). Mad. Used to get 10 sovereign on my way to school for £1.70. No joke.
>>215480788forgot to add: any flavor is fine, but peach is my preferencecheers
Rode microphones that you see everyone using are made in Australia.Learnt that today.
>>215480788tits or gtfo
Who is your favourite poet lads?
>>215480806just be a white man they go mad for it
>>215480806Unironically never seen a black woman here even vaguely approaching that level
>>215480819
>>215480813me when I'm a monster destined to eat the entire population of the mushroom kingdom
>>215480837then get fucked cunt
>>215480828rumior anne sextonuhidk
Used to steal ciggies off my dad when I was in school, one time sold a pack to a girl in my year and her friend who was supposedly my friend gave me evils and wouldn’t talk to me again
>>215480811>Must have money to burnI wish lol just need it for the weekend. I usually get fake amber leaf 50g, 10 x 50g for like £55 but the delivery takes ages
>>215480840hahahabowser's a great guy
mum and dad once stuffed my trainers with fags coming home from benidorm and i pulled them out during pe and the teacher called my name as lambet & butler for the rest of the term
>>215480850can't daddy's not here right now:(
used to smoke golden virginia me
>>215480892stitched you right up
>>215480892Would’ve knocked him out personally
I used to get a 10 deck of benson & hedges for £2 before school and that would last me a few days
In college I used to smoke menthols. Always hated it, no idea why I did it, hated it so much that even when I got addicted I couldn’t bring myself to do it unless I was around people and trying to look cool
>>215480873Fake cigs absolutely fuck me upShop near me sells "genuine" marlboro it claims are from Turkey but I think they're just put together in Belarus or somethingHad to just go back to paying the premium for real cause unless you're pissed they make you feel like death
any yapping man incan’t keep my trout shut if given the opportunity
>>215480828Lennon. Marley. Gallagher. Minogue.
yeah smoking in 2025 and that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_HomemadeBizarre.
for me, it was the duty-free under the counter paki amberleaf
I wish fag packaging still looked like this
>>215480968Tell your mates. Not us.
>>215480968now fag packaging looks like blue and pink stripey knee-high socks haha
>>215480968back when fun was allowed, 10 lambert & butler were the fags of choice when you had no money
A 20 pack of your finest Rothman’s please, pakikeep
>>215480976meely mouthed reply
>>215480968When you could actually see what you're buying and how much it's gonna costGo to any paki shop these days and they'll try charge you £19 for goldCan only get them from the supermarkets if you don't want to be shafted
Never liked cigarettes much but thankfully I make enough to smoke cigars most days.
>>215480985there are people here who will seethe over anything they have no experience of, sex for example
>>215480954There's a shampoo brand called Aussie and it's got a fuckin' kangaroo on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w55vM3jwuAmental how accurate this was
>>215480968Same. I keep mine in a cig case because I can't stand the pics of gore they put on them now. Used to cover it up with gaffer tape but cig case is easier.
haven't smoked in months but might get a pack of the little djarum black cigars for octoberit's a special occasion
>>215481009The sketch based on real events was accurate was it yeah fascinating
Never smoked so I can't join in with this banter
>>215481008My parents got me a couple bottles of it because they get mad I always buy the cheapest stuff possible. It was alright but definitely not worth the price.
>>215481039i mean it was very well executed, funny man
In a wfh meeting and they’ve taken up 20 mins of the 1hr call just chatting about Taylor Swift’s new album and just wasting my important wanking time
>>215481066it's alright mate, you can join the rest of us in being able to go upstairs without getting out of breath
>>215481076we have our morning meeting in 45 minutes and it’s just one boring bastard who drones on and 10 people who roll their eyes wishing for death
Task I should've done months ago is on the verge of catching up with meReckon I'll be able to get away with it but why am I like this
>>215481009Do they do white rizlas? I only seen silver blue green red and licorice
>>215481111because you keep getting away with it
>>215481076Grim that, glad I don't work with women.Stay strong brother
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/c5eULiXSWA864pGkfgXpvA/We'll be seeing this one spammed by him all week
>>215481120no i reckon that was part of the joke (and it looks like he gave him blues anyway)
my dog is so cute i could just eat him
I roll my own none of that tar or additives for me
>>215481108And one cowardly cunt - you - saying fuck all about it to his face but whinging behind his back.
>>215481148yellow fingers tho
>>215481011Maybe just give up?
>>215481141post dog
>>215481141yellow fingers tho
>>215481163no im white
>>215481162I’m not sure you understand how toiling works
>>215481135mad how he fantasises about violent child abuse in his gay / cuck posts then pretends to be against it in otherssame with his complaining about jews, then spamming interracial porn a moment laterreally do think he might have some mr. robot depersonalisation shit stemming from childhood abuse going on
>>215481175He’s only cute to me you lot would just laugh and call him ugly
radiohead - let downpretty good song lads you should check it out
>>215481108We have that too, when this one woman doesn’t show up we’re done in 5-10 mins but when she’s here it takes 30 mins
It's fun to stay at the YMCA
>>215481203i love dogs and i'm feeling a little down desuwas hoping for a pick me up
You know what was really peng about school, meeting your mates for the walk to school. You don’t really arrange it you’d just all show up at the same spot everyday and get into all kinds of mischief on the way, simpler days
>>215481163>>215481185
>>215481111ktimi think >>215481129 is correcti've been getting away with doing everything at literally the last minute for my entire life, and unfortunately this continued at toilif only I had a boss who kept track of my productivity I might have ended up as a stressed-out functioning adult rather than a stressed-out dosser
for me its magikarp
>>215481200Good tv progrum that
>>215481111Happens to me every 2-3 weeks when the pressure to deliver work I’ve been “working on” piles on, then I just work non-stop for 2-3 days and get it done before going back to doing fuck all for another few weeks
*^____^*
>>215481229can't relatewe took the bus
>>215481174Not gonna be bullied out of enjoying a smoke by the state.
>>215481106>1,000,000 British girls rapedcome on nowthis is getting into cuckold fantasy territory
>>215481011so it's working?
>>215481259haha classic mischief, did they make you give it back after?
>>215481251it gets a bad rep for choosing to focus on the menthol elves stuff but that was quite clearly always a major plot element from the start (same with the ending)
>>215481265How about being "bullied" out of it by the love of your current/future children?
Police are still investigating Jihad from Syria's motive
>>215481274he aint coming back lil timmy x
>>215481272That's almost certainly an underestimate.
>>215481272alri Jihadi al-Nonci
>>21548070724 pounds for cigs kekk
>>215481106Funny isn't it!
>>215481288I haven't actually had one in a day or two but now I want some just out of spite for your emotional manipulation. Not planning on having kids. Planning to quit smoking for my health and because I don't want to stink but people like you make me want 20 a day.
>>215481328>replying to a 28-minute old postfuck off
>>215481328baccy actually
>>215481303those frizzy ugly mutts are for old ladies loldamn i'd be ashamed walking it
had a 1.66kg roast chicken for dinner last night
>>215481344Fuck you I hope your mum gets fucking cancer cunt
Dunno why people think the name Jihad Al-Shamie is so weird?Knew a lad at school called Crusade de Cheadle
Sir Kippur Stabber
Not surprising that Bonnie Blue has been outed as literally autistic, apparently her family and the people surrounding her just bully her non-stop and she often goes non-verbal. Literally just the normie slut version of autistic online lolcows like Jahans
>>215481355Lush
>>215481361can't believe you fell for it, you're as stupid as your dog is ugly haha
>>215481355Corr
>>215481373How do I find fit autistic gf
>>215481373wonder what Jahans is up to these daysI hope he's well
>>215481386oh shit, battered him
>>215481288he says on the incel capital of the internet>>215481365screech
SIr Slaughtertheunbelievers Al-Diversityisourstrength
>>215481386You just made an enemy
it's not right
anyone else have a strong gastrocolic reflex?my body just holds onto poo forever until I've had a bigger meal, then 20 minutes later like clockwork I need to do a poo
Really wish I had some fizzy drinks in the house
pronounced ree lah crew ah
>>215481439this gimmick wont go anywhere mate so dont bother
>>215481416How does bottoming work in your case? Suppose it's Dinner-(20mins)->Poo-(10mins)->Douch-(10mins)->Anal?
We have a new Archbishop of Canterbury lads. It’s a female, the first in 1400 years. Woke is out of control
>>215481398you'll know when you get one
more like archbishop of cunterbury
>>215481453ffs
just no need for it lads
>>215481463mmhmm
>>215481398Your choices are either crazy gigasluts or looking for a shy virgin Chinese girl, the former will ruin your life and the latter is impossible to find let alone convince to go out with you
>>215481463women are disgusting
>>215481495u peekin? x
>>215481463Mum's a whore
>>215481399Didn’t he try to rape his sister and ruined his entire family’s lives?
Ni hao!
Lammy mate what are you wearing
>>215480649ON TUESDAY WE DO ARMS BECAUSE IF YOU WANT A BADDIE WITH A FATTIERIDIN YOU IN THE BACK OF A CADDYYOUR ARMS BETTER BE FUCKIN SWOLE
>>215481411just banter
>>215481463I'm Doug
>>215481533mmhmm he got dem windrush creps on x
>>215481533Cultural appropriation
>>215481463I have something similar to this on my iPhone notes, haven’t put ratings tho
>>215481355Screenshotmong even screenshotting actual images. His entire life is screenshotting.
>>215481506incredibly fortuitous then that you're going to be an incel your entire life so never have to worry about disgusting women
>>215481552What have you taken notes of thenJust names and ages?
>>215481544Wait till I find you nigga we see if it’s just banter
>>215481575I have a fiancée
>>215481552>blonde girl looked at me on the tube (fancied me?)>brunette brushed past me leaving starbucks (smelled nice)
Reckon we need to do away with any special protections for religions, they're just gay little clubs now let's face it
>British citizen of Syrian descentWhy didnt the bbc use the government guidelines and call him an Englishman? How is being of syrian descent relevant?
>>215481602probably a bloke
>>215481602mmhmm
>>215481549ready to get his cheeks busted by the white cronem
>>215481506They're not all rancid slags. And thanks to social media and glaring red flags they don't even try to hide these days, they're easier than ever to filter.
Would genuinely rather have a black Archbishop of Canterbury than a woman
>>215481600wanna scare me? post your ugly dog again lol
>>215481583not ages, just their names and order in which they were shagged
Wearing a pooey undie to church is a sin.
>>215481554easiest way to remove metadata init
>>215481615what special protections
>>215481615every such 'anti discrimination' 'hate crime' etc. act is an open declaration of war against the nativesbut it would be foolish to expect them to be repealed with the current system in place
also a much lower file size than a camera image
>>215481664Fucktard
My mum was classmates with my dad. They started dating at 14 and married at 19. They separated at 28 when she caught him cheating on her with three women.However, she refused to divorce him and insists they're still married even though they've met maybe twice in the past decade (at family funerals). I doubt she's had sex with anyone else. They're both 64 now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ0oP39CtpwImagine being this happy to live in a shipping container. Fucking grim
>>215481610Have loads of these in my mind palace
>>215481695>I doubt she's had sex with anyone else.mmhmmm
>>215481695teenage relationships or even relationships in your twenties have no virtually no chance of lasting these days, you change so much when you get near 30
>>215481698same lad starmer can't take those from us x
>>215481693you seem unhinged
>>215481633some of them try to hide their slagginess so you do have to be a bit careful
>>215481695Also, she addresses him exclusively by his last name even though she uses the same name. She has done this since before they separated, I remember hearing it as a kid.
>>215481653Bring a innocent defenseless dog into it because you are a coward
>>215481695>I doubt she's had sex with anyone else.mmhmm
>>215481373nightmare world we are in for fellow spergsa lunatic asylum, funnelling the neurodivergent down every available avenue to perditionit is a genuine wonder i didn't troon out myself, and went down the other path
>>215481695> I doubt she's had sex with anyone else.You also believe in fairies? She’s shagged 10x more than your dad has
I keep certain... very old memories in a special cabinet... deep within my mind palace...
Once in Edinburgh a big gust of wind blew this girl's skirt up like in a film and I got a lovely view of her nice big arse
>>215481683Its crazy that a racist assault gets harsher time than normal assault. Assault is assault and should be punished no matter the reasons
Yes, people have sex lads. Millions of people have sex everyday. It’s one of the most natural things we as humans do!
Pretty sure gfberg found my drug stash and chucked it all
>>215481739just like your mum mhm
>>215481716I'm 33, married for 6 years, together for 18
>>215481710She's never dated anyone else and when people even brought that up she'd scoff saying she's a married woman and that would be cheating.
>>215481695>with three womenAt once? Big bed
>>215481757>intent doesn't matter
>>215481760I don't believe you. I've never seen it or heard if it. Women are a made up psyop to keep men under control.
>>215481754Havent ate properly in 6 days and been living from tap water and berries I've been picking on my nature walks by cleaning them and making a jam out of them.Have no money until Monday because I opened my wallet up when it was really windy and all my money blew out.
>>215481774>she'd scoff saying she's a married woman and that would be cheating.wink wink
>>215481757>crazyno it makes perfect sense when you consider the actual intent of the lawthe idea of it being conceived by a bunch of sensitive sallies who just wanted to naively coddle people is utterly ridiculous, but that remains the official story for mainstream conservatives
>>215481744I know her, literally doesn't interact with people other than me or her parents, outside going to church.
>>215481738you got an ugly dog because deep down you know a good looking dog would leave you for a better master
Massive shoutout to the Pakistani man who delivered my order in this weather, respect!
>>215481760>Millions of people have sex everydayAnd that's just with your mum
>>215481373Dont feel sorry for her
I'm a spammerI'm a flooderI'm a midnight bummer
>>215481760Wish someone would tell this to my gfs aha. They always have lots of sex with me at the start then basically go frigid and shag once a month or we have really shit boring sex where it’s obvious they’re doing it as a favour to me and make sure to make me feel like a bad person
hahaha knew that would bring diego out of his cave, he'll pop his name on in a min
>>215481773you’re both still young, we’ll see
>>215481716My parents were childhood friends, been together for 60 years now. Can't imagine that ever happening these days.
>>215481805Screaming
>>215481807That's Real Britain
must be really annoying to see health warnings and pictures of cancer on your tobacco productsone of the only good things about america is there isnt that shit here
>>215481774Did you hear that they changed the meaning of the word gullible in the dictionary?
People have sex lads, everybody’s doing it! Even your own mother would’ve had a stonking orgasm during the moment of your conception.
>>215481830so your "change so much" at 30 isn't the end of it? when's my next big change due?
Morning team. Porridge and honey with a cup of tea for the breakfast
>>215481807cheers bossman
this will be my final winter, I can feel iti just hope that I can at least know another spring before i go
Women are stupid and i dont respect them
>>215481807Fat lazy vermin scum financing our replacement
>He thinks the woman needs to orgasm to get pregnant
>>215481864even your momberg?
>>215481873They don't need to - but it helps!
how do I improve my personal hygiene habits at 30
>>215481873they don't need to but it will improve the chances that the children will be beautiful
>>215481884if you need to be told that then i think you have bigger problems
That bike theft thing was real, fuck me>"Yeah we don't want you driving but if you cycle instead just accept it will get nicked"
>>215481873didn’t say that mate, but you should see how much of a fuss they get in when they know they’re being cummed inside unprotected. It certainly helps, orgasm is a lot to do with your mental aswell as physical sensation.
>>215481844Because we have public health care
>>215481867So what I pay my taxes, I’m not allowed to use a delivery service? Especially since it’s raining I don’t want to get wet it’s called CONVENIENCE
making women orgasm is easy, not sure where the whole idea that it's difficult came from
>>215481899absurd reply
fancy a shandy
>>215481896I do have bigger problems but one thing at a time please
>>215481903As long as you never complain about immigration i have no problem with you doing this
>>215481910a hand shandy?
A significant percentage of women orgasm during rape
Everyone on benefits should be killed
>>215481920Illegal or legal
niggas really be paying an extra 1/3rd of their total expenditure to avoid rain
it's literally this easy
>>215481925>>215481927tantalising duo of posts
yeah i'm shagging right now actually
>>215481864>women are good at 3 things: cooking, cleaning, and vaginasmad how they're not even good for 2 of these things anymore
Lots of rumours flying around that today will see the first upload on Gary Eats & Danny Rate My Takeaway's new channel!
>>215481924shandy in my hand
>>215481909Why? If we had private health care people could do as they like as in america, up to the individual as the individual pays for their own. But as here its the state then smoking bans, sugar tax, ban on cousin marriages... all make sense
>>215481931did you check his documents?captcha: ohsar
>>215481948buy an ad
>>215481947Once the AI gfs come out it's over for them
>>215481947All you're good for is stinking up your bedroom and seething about being a virgin. Maybe you can prove me wrong and make yourself a decent noose?
so many people shagging right now
>>215481931Mass immigration of the type where they become delivery drivers legal or otherwise
>>215481966can't wait
hootingbrits have literally just said "i give up"joke nation
>>215481963That’s deliveroos job
just shagged the postman, might pop to lidl in a bit and shag my lunch
>>215481966doubt anyone would believe me but i am going to pour a game-changing level of investment into robotics>>215481979you gonna cry all day babe?
I like coffee but as a whole prefer tea
>>215481996
so many people have so much sex
>>215482017Sounds kinda gay ngl
My gf's second greatest contribution to our relationship is improving my self-esteem by being a mentally fragile, incompetent mess. Makes me feel like a big, strong, stable, dependable man.
>>215482017Women going out of business by 2040
>>215482028that’s funny
>>215482028at least they're honest about their business: we employ illegalsuber should be banned
>>215482033I'll take that as a 'yes' xD
>>215482017absolute skincel me
>>215482075DAMNhe ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 3
>>215482081corr
>>215482104>>215482104>>215482104
cum inside Fanny
