>>215509965wifey edition
>>215511189Many such cases. Sad!
>>215511373You sir, are a Great Man
ah just hallucinated again i hate this
>>215511392are they brought on, or something you live with?
>>215511392What'd you see
why is it so god damn muggy in my room, I have both windows open
>>215511392Drugs are bad mkay
>>215511405>are they brought on, or something you live with?sort of both. they happen naturally but they get worse with stress.
>>215511408someone just whispered into my right ear and i fell out of my chair
>>215511410It's muggy outside or you have a leaky pipe somewhere in your house
reply to this post if you're a bird friend and you love birds
>>215511428That wasn't a hallucination.
>>215511428Whispered what
>>215511435bird friends unite
>>215511435
>>215511443are you reverse gaslighting? lol>>215511448i dont really know. i dont think any words were intelligeble it just sounded like voice itself.
Birds suck. They're noisy and they shit everywhere. The one thing Mexicans have over us is they can just blast the little fuckers. Wonder what some of them taste like.
>>215511417i'm sorry to hear that. they can be very frightening. mine have always been induced by my foolish behavior. but it's very disconcerting to hear football whistles, and then you look, and the tv's dark. or to hear someone you know talking in the next room, and it's empty. it pulls your stomach and heart together in a knot that makes you recoil. but mine were my fault. i hope yours stop forever. or, at least become something your senses enjoy. i heard a flute solo once, that wasn't so bad, haha.
>>215511485What happens if you try to clear your mind and meditate for a while
I smoke exclusively the finest cheese
>>215511493>Wonder what some of them taste like.never eaten turkey, chicken?
She doin the generous palmstroke on my shit
my fiancee said some dumb shit about how birds are dinosaurs
>>215511507Turkey and chicken taste different dipshit. Hell some breeds of chicken taste different from others, not that you would know.
>>215511493>They're noisy and they shit everywhere.motor vehicles are noisy and pollute the air you breathe. why don't you walk and use a bicycle to get around? birds work more than you do
>>215511521they're birds tho
>>215511523Motor vehicles serve a purpose. Like some potsucking NEET knows anything about work.
>>215511109>>215511528
Driving my Lamborghini spaceship directly to the same location as your pussy for SEX
>>215511516are you marrying her for her intellect?
>>215511547**spreads my bum cheeks for you**
>>215511538does it even matter, doesn't membership work for both?
>>215511502if i meditate it makes it louder. quiet makes it more intrusive, cause in public i just ignore weird sounds even if they're real at first. typically i like listening to music with a lot of tracks that can sorta hide the sounds. i really like orchestral music for that.>>215511501thank you lol. im glad you're doing better. im just grateful that i have the self awareness to retain some control of my life. it's definitely a spooky experience though. it sorta makes real life feel like a horror game, where after the first jumpscare you kinda just peel back your immersion to cope but with everything
>>215511561Yah, but I'm just wondering what you play.
>>215511536
you shouldn't have been so mean to me. now i have to take it out on the world in the form of snarky internet comments and giving 1 star reviews to uber drivers and local businesses.you could have prevented this.
>>215511563I'm curious but apprehensive about if you'd understand what they're saying during meditation.... Perhaps that's something that could be attempted in a professional setting.
Sucky sucky
>>215511567none, i dont have membership but last i played was osrs
>>215511587well yeah i know what theyre saying then, but that knowledge i have is probably a psychotic delusion because i believe they are literal angels and demons fighting a spiritual war for my soul
>>215511597That sounds like it could be profound
>>215511593it's fifteen dollars, now.
>>215511606it feels very profound to me, but a prophet that doesnt get enough ratings ought to retire
do we have a resident himbo in the thread? no?
alr just gonna have a lil bit of dudeweedas a treat
>>215511616disastrous pour technique
>>215511616>the tranny is a schizowho could have seen this coming
i don't smoke weed because it makes me want to dildo my ass and that's wrong
not even drunkwhat a complete waste of a night and day
>>215511616Maybe you're not a prophet, maybe they're just messages to you. Also maybe you're only meant to save one soul with them at some point. That would be worth it.
look at this dude
a hot dog that is not at least 18 inches is not a hot dog. that's a hot chode.
>>215511663He's just like whaddya want from me
>>215511596Hop on rs3 and I'll give you one. Tell me what username and world. Try both current rs3 leagues and osrs bingo when it comes out.
>>215511666whatever you say, lucy.
>>215511663i look like him
nothing wrong with putting a dildo in your ass as long as youre straight
good morningwomen are pieces of shit
>>215511663He is a cute
>>215511656maybe so. i just try to not engage with it but i still certainly notice it.it'll probably turn out fine.
for a period of time I was only masturbating using my butt and now it seems like my dick has shrunk in size and it doesn't get hard like it used to. it's best to not masturbate at all not expel your semen except to reproduce
>>215511715bonjour mohammad. i hope you had a pleasant friday and a good sleep. how are you enjoying your weekend so far?
Do think in heaven it's all white people?
>>215511727
>>215511750White people are the only humans
>>>/wsg/5981352
A lot of people incorrectly think Wolverine's first appearance was in The Incredible Hulk #181
>>215511727you were masturbating to women though, correct?
>>215511763it's not? when was it?
the older i get the less empathy i have towards neets
>>215511754ftfy
>>215511726Well consider what I said in therapy or whatever sometime if you can
>>215511780#180
>>215511781Why? I envy neets but I feel bad for them because it isn't sustainable and they often go crazy
>wnba video in recommended feed
>Well consider what I said in therapy or whatever sometime if you can
>>215511790>Well consider what I said in therapy or whatever sometime if you cani dont do therapy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD6BdJy6ZR8
therapy is for retards and women, but I repeat myself
>>215511676name is Macartu, 249 i'm in deamonheim i got no clue why its been so long and i cant port out
>>215511730it's raining outside
Troons probably aren't the big problem that trumpniggers project them as but they're still ugly and annoying.
I would almost certainly benefit from a good therapist. But I’m not gonna do it.
nevermind i figured out, in lumbridge now
>>215511825Na there's broken people out there. But getting everyone on meds is woman tier. Everyone should see a Jungian of their own cis gender
>>215511804the only meaning that can be found in life is through others. even if you had all the resources in the world, there is no virtue or benefit to anyone, including yourself, from a life of solitude. it is an empty life, and it's entirely self-inflicted because they are unable to accept the world as it is and work to find their place in it. it is the highest form of apathy.
what actually happens in therapy? pretty vague term
>>215511750I heard it's Chinese
have you checked the value of your labubu collection recently?
>>215511844why a jungian, and why of your own sex?
>>215511843Are you sure it's 249?
help i think i just downloaded malware
>>215511889my beanie babies are sure to be worth a pretty penny soon
>>215511906
>>215511906how?
whom super /ugly/?
>>215511906don't worry, i'm here to help.first, i'll need to access your computer to diagnose the problem. please share your password and ip address.
>>215511903i went to GE, thought you'd just add me, i homed to lumbridge now at the thing
>>215511855A trained professional tries every trick they can think of in a doomed effort to get a schizo to take its meds in a mental health system where involuntary commitment is no longer an option
I think I'm gonna uninstall wuwa.It isn't the same game as 1.0 and I've started missing dailies(I played it every day enthusiastically for a year) so I think the magic is just gone.
>>215511889ive been paying for steam games with the hundreds of glove cases i bought back when they cost 60 cents
>>215511927i wouldn't necessarily say "ugly", just mediocre on a good day.
>>215511948lucky
>>215511921i clicked a link and it downloaded and opened a pdfi'm pretty sure it's over for me
>>215511927I don't know about super
>>215511944are you playing ffxiv
thanks bro, thats all the money i had, i'll be playing osrs anyway
Romancing SaGa 2 sucks
I will probably never be a father and that makes me sad.
>>215511944at least it had a good run for you anon
i invest in counter strike skins instead of the stock market
>>215511986How about romancing sagwa
>>215511996wow way to be a buzzkill just go get some bitches it's friday night
>>215511963Cool, tell me how the bingo is on the 15th.
>>215511957ah, yeah, that sounds bad
>>215512007You're the Warren Buffett of aesthetic virtual guns
>>215511189veganism is disease especially for women
>>215512066She’s being coerced into it.
>>215511912diamond hands!
>>215512068wouldn't the manufacturing of mirrors be pretty automated? wouldn't surprise me if they just go straight into the box and you as the buyer are the first one to see it.
>>215512113someone needs to run QA/QC checks
>>215511902It provides the framework for a meaningful worldview, and I think genders tend to understand the same gender better. Women can go to male therapists though but men shouldn't go to women therapists A Christian Jungian is the best
>>215512113But, at the very least, it reflected the interior of the factory
>>215512070people are obviously being forced because of 'health' reasons and heckin' chickenrino o algo. if they go vegan because of it, they're just bunch of retards
I can see a new horizonUnderneath the blazin' skyI'll be where the eagle's flyin' higher and higherGonna be a man in motionAll I need is a pair of wheelsTake me where my future's lyin', St. Elmo's FireOoh-ooh-ooh-ooh
>>215511944gayson played a single game for a whole year? is that some kind of record lmao normally he makes it one week
>>215512157Now that I’ve worn out, I’ve worn out the worldI’m on my knees in fascination, looking through the nightAnd the moon’s never seen me before, but I’m reflecting light
catberg on a sleepy one
She's seen all the classics, she knows every lineBreakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, even St. Elmo's Fire
today is KITURDAY!
Was at Value Village tonight when I saw a family of black people leave with a bunch of stuff without paying and get in an Uber.
fuck..... might fail locktober........
>>215512280>>215512269>>215512224>>215512212>>215512206I SAID POST KITTINS YOU FATTYS
>>215512280erm...not a very good lock then innit bruv?
>>215512182I want one of those hats.
Drank 4 1/2 beers and I'm not wasted but I am very sleepy damn I have no tolerance these days
>>215512349good. better to have less tolerance in your brain than your liver
>>215512349>my stupid body keeps recognizing poison as poison
What's the difference between Batman and a black man??
>>215512296Ruperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrttt.
>>215512374one is a bat and the other is a man
>>215512374Batman doesn't kill people.
>>215512397NOBatman can go outside at night without robbin'!!!
>>215512394
>>215512269Bag secured
>>215512397black pipo aren't bats, that's rude of you to say...
>>215512407kinda gay
>>215512426I didn't ask about why you like dicks in your ass, that's irrelevant homo
>>215512410The nibbler:
How do you tell if an Asian person has broken into your house?
>>215512430the only ass my dick goes in is yours. now spread those fruity aahh cheeks for me
>>215512443idk HOW do you tell
>>215512443The calculators are missing.
>>215512453
>>215512455>>215512470Your homework is done, your dog is missing, and they're still trying to back out of your driveway xD
>>215512478yes now let me pump your sex hole with my hot sex juice
>>215512486stop being a homo
The earth is basically flat
I'd love to actually meet the people that post in this general. It'd be carnage.
>>215512498then stop shaking yo booty
>>215512485
>>215512500mountains tho
>>215512515you have the gay aids!
>>215512505i think it'd be pretty fun
>>215512516is that the album cover art for fantastic planet?
>>215512533you aren't invited troons are gross
>>215512532yes now open your mouth
Fear of a Chinese Planet
>>215512544oh.sorry thengoodnight
>>215512553"no"
What lies in the side of a ditch, stinks and is invisible?
>>215512560im going to turn you into my sex slave by spraying my sex juices on your face
I am extremely mentally ill
>>215512566this anon >>215512560
>>215512566A dead body
I am moderately mentally ill
>>215512580why don't you get a normal female sex slave like a normal, not freak?
>>215512603>>215512605A Paki with the shit beat out of him! I've got another one: why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?
>>215512625iunno why
>>215512625>>215512625>why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?how else should i rail this anon's >>215512615 bum?
goodnight
>>215512636you're probably not even good at it...
>>215512631>>215512636So they can drive wearing handcuffs! One more: what's the difference between a black man and a couch?
>>215512625To decrease fatalities when they drive drunk and slam into things.
>>215512663I've heard this one but I forget the punchlinesmdh
>>215512654you're a fatass THO
>>215512674anon confirmed 2 pump chump!
>>215512652Good night doggy
>>215512673A couch can support a family of 4.
>>215512697damn that was obvious
who's gay and fat
>>215512752you
Looksmatched LatinX GF for Jason
>>215512631there's nothing wrong with crossing the border and being in a van with 20 other mexicans
>>215512783erm ok paco
>>215512783That actually looks pretty damn wrong to me, I can’t think of any situation where that would help anything.
>>215512854it's clearly a net negative to literally everybody but those specific mexicans who can now make $12/hr at macshits
But how does it affect you personally
Midnight coffeetime, anyone else?
>>215512909What if you were driving a family member to the hospital and a circus van crashed right in front of you?
>>215512970Unfortunate situation beyond my control
>>215512909it doesn't. it never does. snowflake chuds just like being mad.
>>215512995>beyond my controlThink more deeply.
>>215512921Hopefully a decaf
>it doesn't. it never does. snowflake chuds just like being mad.
>>215513025No...
>>215513026I say that but I look like this
mexicans are gross and belong in mexico and that's literally all the justification we need for ice to send them home.hope this helps!
>>215513042You're dying faggot.That Bryan Johnson nibba with millions and millions of dollars and a crack team of scientists at his disposal just repeatedly says that sleep is the #1 most important thing that you can do for your health.If you have any other problem in life and you can't figure out how to fix it make sure that you aren't sabotaging your sleep first.
>>215513051>uhm sweatie our criminal organizations are almost on the scale of national armies and thats GOOD actually
Looksmatched GF for the Serb
>>215513119She ugly
>>215513098How bout you get yourself a crack team of some bitches
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wnTl_GLZkg
Would you fellas say I’ve earned a beer?
>>215513351NoYou earned two beer
What do you think of Starset?
>>215513418Thank you for this opportunity. You won’t regret your decision. :D
i have awoken and having cake for breakfast
>>215513418
>>215513644What kinda cake anon?
>>215513754cheesecake
hi there
>>215513768hello
>>215513785how it do
>>215513823how are you?
>>215513826Good, good, I had a dream I was making a movie with Arial Pink because we talked about him here last night lol
>>215513868ok
I’m 78 years old now, and when I was 20, I used to punch a lot of Nazis and honestly, it was considered a good thing back then. Everyone agreed those bastards had it coming. I genuinely don’t understand how, somewhere along the way, hating Nazis became “controversial.” Like, when did “not liking fascists” become a hot take?
woke up with a boner so i gooned to asian women
Finna fry 600 grams of ground pork/beef for breakfast. Just one giant patty.
I look like this.
how is usa so far ahead in tech
Reading a book.
>>215514223better be the satanic bible
>>215514218henlo?
my city is hosting a halloween party but im embarrassed of showing up alone
>>215514424
Bomboclaat!
>>215514469Bombad jedi
nervous about going to the tailor today
>>215514515Don't try to hide it trust me they'll know if you're faking just be honest from the start and you'll be fine (they are notorious gossips though)
>>215514515LMAOOO you chuds are pathetic
>>215514515You getting suited up? Nice, any special occasion?
>>215514515>>215514544>>215514548I don't understand how these 3 posts are connected
>>215514561low iq chud issue
>>215514552not suited up im just getting some clothes fitted for me
>>215514548
passed out for twenty hours without feeding my tamagotchi or hiring sitter now im scared to turn it on in case shes deadfeelin real shyt rn lol :(
>>215514713OK tranny
>>215514625Nice, hope it's a cute chick although it's probably gonna be a dude. That reminds me I should go get a nice tailored suit, I'm going to a wedding next year.
>>215514744i hope its an old lady i dont want a cute girl near me it will make me nervous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN6SI1-SuPk
>>215514738not trans haha just cant have real pets and i failed at even this
I'm sorry guys
>>215514874>transtranny confirmed
Love my /cum/boys
They're doing this to me tomorrow
>>215514764Why, she might boost your confidence. Chicks that work in clothing stores always make me feel good about how I look, even if its fake or whatever.
Americans BTFO
>>215515127We have to go back
I turned down a performance in Saudi Arabia out of principle.
Holy based
>>215515138i know its not real so it just makes it pathetic
I have a joyful spirit, a generous heart and I'm friendly
>go outside to throw trash out>throw trash into dumpster>as I close the door a fucking raccoon hops out>ended up slamming it in the door >he flops out and runs offpretty sure it's unhealthy for my heartrate to jump like that right after waking up
If I hear one more boomer saying damn it's cold what happened to global warming?? I'm going to lose it and take a nap on the highway
What the
>>215515395Damn...I've never seen a raccoon. They seem cute but they might have rabies.
i paid for 6 days shipping and the mother fucking package wont be here till 8 days after my order FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*accuses you of being a bot*
>>215515527OK chud
really glad this canadian thinks /cum/ is his personal twitter feed
what is your stance on hot/cute indian chicks?
>>215515604
my hockey team sucks
>>215515661They're doing this to you tomorrow >>215515127
>>215515924You forgot IMG_2108.jpg
>>215514756holy shit thats a huge snake
wake up everybody
How many generations has your family been in America? I’m a sixth gen
>>2155161160
>>215515953That’s what she said
>>215516116Patrilineally, I’m an 11th generation Canadian
I ate so much...it's over.
>>215516700lmao you chutzpah chuds are finished.
>>215516709Chutzpah Chuds - cool name for a band.
I don’t Speke evene any Spainish
Turned of my adblocker for a sec and got served some ads with chicks asking me if I know about Jesus Christ.
>>215516824Want sex
>>215516840They are cute, would kiss the blonde on the lips
>>215516868Which lips
>>215517014Bof em
Puerto Rico Number One!!!!
>>215516116I'm deith generation, aka a de-generation Canadian
My uncle lives in New York, I was going to visit him in 2020 but then Covid happened.
>>215517336If you can’t make it there, you can’t make it anywhere
hello gamers
>>215517506>>215517506New
>>215516131>>215516131
