Wrong side of the river edition
>>215542367Answer what truthfully?
emoji funny wallpaper sub edish
>>215542397who is britain says "youse"perhaps even "youse guys"
steamed hams sub sub edish
>>215542406its used in aus and nz too, it just means you plural
>>215542406So you don’t know?
>>215542406I think people from Birmingham say youse
Got the 2003 Smackdown on. Very comfy
>>215542515Very ominous and unfortunate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSVQzuA73J8
they didn't tell you?
Fucking disgusting what Israel is doing to gaza
morning lads
>>215542650'lri?
How is this allowed
Fucking disgusting what alcohol is doing to Gazza
she hit the griddy on my diddy till i spilly out my willy>ay ay uh, tell em bout it maneI said she hit the griddy on my diddy till i spilly out my willyI bin bitches like a chilly aint no texting when shes wid me, I'm a real g>uh uh, kiwimong on the beat speak your truth cuh
>>215542659see>>215540699
>>215542723oh the image is downhere
>>215542659i would’ve survived
>>215542754sorry but only undeveloped savages from the jungles covet the anus, a retarded drawing won't change that fact
>>215542406Scousers
Imagine a government account tweeting this
If the world cared less about the snowflakes and oil state machinations, Israel coulda just sent over a few small nukes and wrapped this up overnight. Instead we get this drawn out mess. Same result, but with more drip fed rage-porn for the masses.
died 3 times to the cunt fish in the lake award
the gay retarded faggot in the stripes pyjamas
>guys, this trans meme is getting oldLMAO found the troon xD ack ack ac- trans meme getti- ack. LOOOOOOL>guys this indian meme is getting oldSAAAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM SAAAAAAAR foudn the indian LMAOwould give anything to have old school 4chan back
Mfs see this and act like it’s not a problem
>>215542932fush & chups innit
Mfs act like they forgot about Dre
>>215542958tea and crumpets gromit, tea and crumpets
nth for the holodem
big fan of linux mint
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>>215543003149 attempts till korone's first second phase x
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get the nell tiger free posted
>>215542870don't think logical conclusion to liberalism bloody allows it
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>215543025tempted to install this too
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>215542780Virgin gait walker
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>215543135so why don’t you
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
Imagine loving a man so much that you literally want him entirely inside you and you want to become the protector of everything that is pure in him so you grow a child in your womb for 9months and birth it and breastfeed it, made from his DNA
>>215543191this was sounding a little bit gay in the beginning
anyway I've got the sausages on
>>215543203Don’t be childish
my mate Dave reckons all you have to do to get medical marijuana is get on pain medication with a private clinic then say the normal pain meds aren't working
don't be blue, Peter
World War 2 was absolute KINO!!!!!!!!!
why do so many late millenials and zoomers have mental issues
definitely no bubble here
>>215543287https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQhVTcH6Hy0
you can tell I’m getting old cuz I fuck celeb bitches and never tell a soul
have a few traits of a psychopathhave a few traits of a sociopath
>>215543287because they're terminally online from birth
morning chapsbit of an odd bowel movement this morningsuddenly came knocking on the door whilst I was brushing my teeth, and as soon as I sat on the bog it all came out in one golooked like brown Mr Whippy and must have been enough for 4 or 5 cones
Fun fact: *proceeds to disseminate the most boring, inane information imaginable*
>>215543418been drinking much last night?
And I don't smoke bunk, I only smoke that strongEyes tight like my name Wong-Ding-Ding-Dong
>>215543458not a drop, not a drop
fun fact: *disembowels myself*
>>215543552
>>215543167always used windows and worried games I want to play won't workalso worried I'll reset my PC only to regret it because I end up hating linux
Just met Gary Eats outside of the Conservative Party Conference. Then I saw Michael Portillo who shook my hand. What an amazing event this is shaping up to be!!
Saw a bunch of people kneeling in a circle in the woods.Think I may have witnessed some kind of ritual.
>>215543568ah yes let me follow this link to a post containing only a youtube link and then proceed to open and watch that videoactually I'll make a cup of coffee first
>>215543638ooh can I have one, white none
>>215543576try to get a photo of priti patels arse ill pay any fee
morning lads, morning nathan
Poop-a-loo-loo! Poo!
who’s Nathan
"last one on drugs is a queer" shouts Portillo
>>215543685fuck up cunt, I'll bash your gnashers down your fucking throat if you pipe up again you fucking dog.
I do not know who Gary Eats isI have never watched a single one of his videosthe only reason I know he exists is because of one autist on /brit/ that mentions him over and over
don't know who gary eats is award
not doing good
breaking news: gary eats scrans teen girls munchie box in vile act
Liam's new staircase 'made out of gear'
>>215543731you’re better than this response lad, we’ve spoken about this before
getting fat
>>215543746bloke called gary and, well I'll let you figure out the rest
Have a free day in London before I have to go back to my shit town tonight. What should I do apart from the obvious drink 8 pints in spoons and then get on a scooter and fly around looking for cycling mikey
>>215543786sorry, my little brother was on my laptop. how are we
we gon turn rorke into a hiroshima shadow
Chatgpt just told me what a 0day exploit is
>>215543806Which spoons will you go to
>>215543672What an arse it is
hot bevs here
FUCK ya slippa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb7a1kco9K4
>>215542754Never understood the obession with either. Sure they're nice, but as long as the girl is slim, a beautiful face is where it's at
>>215543806go to the Selfridges food hall and get some fancy pork pies and chocolate
>>215543806Depends what part of London you're in?
>>215543836um I asked for a latte?
>>215543828Ice wharf
>>215543858You have low T
>>215543858this, if she's a stone cold stunner it doesn't even matter about booba or bunda
>>215543858>>215543910Virgin alert
ima white boy from the burbs but i love gigantic black ghetto booty
>>215543806Come along and say hello
>>215543858>>215543910oh well you're faggots
The city of San Francisco is basically guaranteed to have a magnitude 9.5 earthquake the next couple hundred years but they can't really do anything about it because you can't just move a city.
>>215543924Nah. I've had sex. My favourite position is missionary. I get to kiss her all over and stare at her face as we go at it
>>215543941people will be barely conscious in a couple hundred of years
caught a glimpse of my knob in the bathroom shower and just started laughing at how comically large it is
if i was a woman my pussy would fucking reek
>>215543941actually that fault isn’t quite capable of producing a 9.5, it could produce a 9.2 and that’s the extreme upper limit and would require the entire fault to rupture which is seen as far less likely than a partial rupture in the near future. They’ll probably end up with an 8.8 as “the big one”
>>215543924>yeah it's all about boobieslmao virgin>actually it's all about facelmao virginso which one is it
>>215543983The latter
gay Sex arse !!
>>215543983It’s all about arse, rest is virgin behaviour
>>215542754love both me :)
think i'd make a terrible parent, babies involve 3 of the things i hate most in this world >1. cleaning up shit>2. being interrupted when i'm sleeping>3. talking to women (which obviously i would have to do as a prerequisite so she could get pregnant with the baby for it to exist)
>>215543877I'm in Shepherd's Bush in the worst hotel you've ever seen I can here an arab gibbering through the walls
>>215544016it's worth it eventually especially if you have daughters
>>215544002one of my mates is a permavirg and he regularly makes comments about women's arses, explain that one
i'm a fat bastard
stupid thing where the pain comes so I take the kratom but apparently it's the wrong one now and my body says the alkaloids are wrong or something because my legs start going crazy
>>215544016OkTomorrow tell us why you'd make a terrible chefChange the vocation daily and make this your gimmick
>>215544016technically you don't need to talk to get a woman pregante
>>215544034That’s 1 person mate
>>215543941San Francisco is where all those drug-addled poofs live innit? So it's ok don't worry about it
>Police to get broader powers to restrict repeated protestsGood. Time to grow up.
>>215543941The town of Salsipuedes or get out if you can has a huge rock hanging over it and now the technique is in place the town is in the way.
What the helly? The petition didn’t work??
>>215543979Thought it was a rather large fault line but I guess not that large
>>215544073>it's full of WHAT
>>215544023Phwoar fancy coming over for a cheeky bum?
>>215544096It's still going to be debated (not that this will really do much)
Everyone should have a unique gimmickThis will improve /brit/ 18-hour spam moaning about being an incel is not a unique gimmick nor is it interesting Be considerate of others
>>215544141my gimmick is that i have gay sex
>>2155440965% of the country saying no isn't really going to effect much
too much lasagna
fucked up the scrambled eggs award
>>215544023>>215544111A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
>>215544165That’s not what that means mate
>>215544165*Affect
>>215544165You're a complete fucktard
>>215543031slow and steady don't get too greedy
say what again
>>215544216Bit of a rude and unnecessary post this mate, that poor lad is probably crying now. You should apologise.
>>215544241Fine>>215544165I'm very sorry... that you're a complete fucktard!
sir keir starmer bumming me up the arse
>>215544200>>215544216I'm aware that more people in the country are against the IDs than just 2.7mil but if they couldn't even be bothered to click the petition they obviously don't care all that much either way. That's the reality, barely anyone gives a fuck except angry terminally online types
>>215544278>I'm aware that more people in the country are against the IDs than just 2.7milConcession accepted then
im certain this time a petition will do something, it just will OK
>>215542391im not actually in a coma, i;m just pretending to get some peace !
>>215544289An inspiro quote
>>215544305People should skip straight to murdering MPs really - they only listen to media moguls and foreign countries otherwise
i would date a tranny if they had a smaller dick than me
>>215544324it's only cool to be late to partiesbeing late to anything else just makes you look like a tool
>>215544344
>Think of the tourism money!!!France don’t have any royals and yet the palace of Versailles and it makes more than Buckingham palace in tourism money every year.Abolish the monarchy
>>215544333@metpolice
>>215544373Why met? How do you know his in London?
>>215544364
>>215544354
Your all so funny. Reading these posts out to my mates and they're buying me pint after pint due to their laughter. They think I'm the best and that I'm well hilarious.
>>215544344i'd only bother if the dick was bigger than mine
You've made a grammatical error, so I won't be replying
>>215544407
>>215544407christ mate who pissed in your cereal
>>215544407jammy bastard
forgot it was tuesday today
have never voted and probably never will vote again but next election i will vote reform just to repeal the OSA and for no other reason>b-b-butsorry, i don't care
>>215544407Enjoy them mate
>>215544460ohh fuck you made me look
>>215542870Actually insane how polarised our states have become, I’m surprised they still deal with us. Many Americans now say they see Britain as a hostile state. Mental how much things are going up in smoke for us and four more years of it at least.
>>215544466>i don't careFunny that
ready to get your digital id, anon?
>>215544483what's funny about it?
>>215544488
why does the thread smell like turmeric and shit all of a sudden
Took speed yesterday
>>215543191You had me at having a man entirely inside me!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce32ezzq6zlororke will see this and say "nothing to see here, the climate is fine"
People used to say shite like freedom of speech is dead in the UK etc and you’d yawn but what was creeping statism is becoming increasingly authoritarian in nature and we now bear elements of being a police state, just that those who are policed by it are law abiding people while scum and unknown foreigners about their ways without any real threat of meaningful punishment.
>>215544515
>>215544527gay Sex arse !!
How are you protecting British Jewish communities today?
got bored and went to look at kiwi farms but i don't know who any of the people they're talking about are
genuinely outrageous
>>215543191Someone has to lose in the equation, be glad we don't have to incubate eggs or keep a joey in a pouch on our bodies.
>>215544583Poleaboo has a thread on there unironically
>>215544583lolcow hunting in general lost all its steam after the chris chan rape saga
>>215544599Rorke, listen, two Jewish people died, so this is perfectly reasonable.
I told you this terror attack will lead to all Palestine protests banned
>>215544651rorke supports israel
Too upset to post properly Protests in support of a brown country have been curtailed
>>215544583did this once to see what the kingcobrajfs thing was about. literally the most boring streams from some drunk guy in some backwater state for thousands of hours and kiwifarms apparently thought this was funny and quality entertainment
>>215544663Leftypol, listen, two Jewish people died, so this is perfectly reasonable.
you jus know marge and homer are still fuckin like crazy even after 10 years of marriage
>>215544685Keep the same vitriol for the incels who spam seasideMARK in here. You won't.
>>215544599Good desu sick of seeing the Palestine lot every weekend
>>215544685that whole scene is full of freaks who would be lolcows themselves if they weren't so inhibited
grown arse men waking up nice and early on a Sunday morning to squeeze into their lycra to then get out on their pedal bikePATHETIC
>>215544702>10 years of marriage Nigga they've been married for at least 40 years! They're like 70.
>>215544741first they came for leftypol, but i did not speak up...
>>215544712you have no power over me virgin boy ill do what i fucking want
>>215544753Hot hot hot HOT!!!
>>215544754no they are millenials now
you jus know marge and homer are still fuckin like crazy even after 40 years of marriage
>>215544741Hotel protests will be banned tooWe’re getting full blown statism mate, you will not be allowed to do or say anything that conflicts with what they do and say
>>215544778Don't care LOL
>>215544814Don't care LOL!
>>215544816>>215544836i like the cut of your jib
>>215544812:O
nathan…
>>215544712seasideMARK is somehow even less interesting.
Mate of mine is such an attention seeker he'll go to weird lengths to make sure the focus is on himYesterday's little stunt was making a big deal about brushing his teeth when we got to the clubKept going on about it before he did it, even told the guy in the cloakroomWe all told him this is really fucking weird but he just didn't care, so long as the eyes were on him
the only interesting lolcow that ever existed is chris chan, everything else feels so forced
i would thrive in any american hood as a white australian
>>215544880
dog shit fillum i think the word contrived best describes it
>>215544887Mark is based
>>215544880he sounds cute you should ask if you can have a go on his arse
fizzy ginger mango limeade
Good morning to all White people.
that boy needs therapy
>>215544926can you generate an image of a young man mooning the camera but his balls are showing between his legs
>>215544909nothing interesting about him at all
Off to bed
>>215544880did he pull?
>>215544887trvkekiwifarms was created just for him initially but they wanted to keep the momentum going so we have to end up hearing about boring bastards like kingcobra and seasidemark
>>215544517corrr jealoushow was it
>>215544867it not right
>>215544964No he left before everyone else
>>215544973Rasheed is typing...
beg a clamorbagel cam
>>215544949
anyone else can't do a poo if there's someone else upstairs?
right thats me been done then
so fucking depressed i swear its in the air in nz, nobody is ever happy and the ones who pretend to be are the most likely to kill themselves.
what's worse, grown men in a tracksuit or grown men with a backpack?
>>215544909Well said
>>215544583i like reading the man-hate thread
>>215545033move here so you can get more than 20 minutes of sun a year and you'll change your tune
>>215545035Backpack. Whenever I go out hiking I make sure to carry all my stuff in a briefcase.
>>215545033live your dream in york, yorkshire
oi who changed my tune
>>215545044I already tried that a few years ago, I felt really lonely and isolated, also the australian dream is dying down, I hear you have similar problems with housing
what's wrong with backpacks
bradders would be pissing himself if he got his hands on this chart
>>215545033How the fuck can you be sad in New Zealand it's paradise on earth
>>215545035backpacks look childish but they're still the best way to carry all your shit unfortunatelycba with a faggy tote bag, can't keep everything in your pockets, just how it is
>>215545106nothing. it's just some sperg who never goes outside is fixated on them
>>215545121yeah it does look that way to foreigners because we go hard on the tourism advertising. Tourists usually only go to auckland, wellington, queensland, and maaaaybe rotorua and do all the tourism things. Never met a tourist in my home town
>>215545116brit humour just doesnt hit the same coming from some yank with a verified twitter account
youtube recommending me noncy videos
i mean queenstown obviously
>>215545164corr
>>215545162*tips your disabled nan out her wheelchair*
Amazing how any protest against Israel gets hit with the full boot of the ZOG state.Jews always overplay their hand.
"Jews always overplay their hand." said increasingly nervous man
>>215545191
>>215545154Count your blessings you ungrateful little shitTry living in Bradford then you'll see what depression is
>>215545200
Then she goes, "I not cook at this time of night!!"
wtf is this shit
>>215545246mumberg bang out of order
>>215545212if its that shit, drive up the road to a different city, dont you have like thousands of them. Save up a couple of quid and have a trip to spain, do you know how hard it is to get anywhere in a country with no train network and to get to another country is thousands of dollars
>>215545245thats a load of goebbeldygook mate
WHO IS NATHAN??
>>215545279but man from the past said it
>>215545116>>215545162you must go back
any good football games on today for someone who doesn’t like football?
watching some kenji this morning
>>215545274>if it's that bad get a taste of the good life then return to your hovelYeah nice one dickhead
just woke up and first thing I hear is the fucking dog blasting my ears off through earplugs off to a great start
>>215545279Ok joo
who the FUCK actually watches all these live streamers i keep seeing advertised
>>215545325you are under attack retard
>>215545324move to a different city, it's not even hard. Bongs do not suffer like kiwis. In every regard you lot have it far easier than us
>>215545318Watch a Twitch streamer who in your mind is your girlfriend and send her your dole money instead
>>215545351why cant you move to another cityI dont get it
>>215545351>In every regard you lot have it far easier than usLOLyou're deluded
>>215545354Never claimed anything in my entire life and never will mate
>>215545380I have a bunch of times, they are all the same, im not saying my city is the problem>>215545382you wouldn't last a week in my shoes
right fuck this back to bed
>>215545398You wouldn't last 10 minutes in ravenscliffe
>>215545398>all the cities in my country are the same>but all of the cities in your country are totally differentget yourself rapedcunt
Britain has been ruled by juden since the 1930s.
get the fucking new made cant you see the PPM (posts per minute) has declined because everyone is chomping at the bit to post but cant because of the post count? get it made
>>215545459nigger nigger nigger!
>>215545471>>215545471>>215545471
we at /brit/ stand with Israel and condemn antisemitism world wide
it's actually spelled champing
right well thats early isnt it
>>215545114honestly mental we have such a low ratebuilt different i guess
