Wee Milk Edish
none of you soft cunts would last a day in south wollongong
good morning lads, good morning rorke, good morning leftypol
>>215545410ravenscliffe would be a relaxing weekend in ibiza compared to where I'm from, you have no clue>>215545425uhhhh, yes? you have different accents in different cities, different histories, nz is very samey
>>215545492>different accents in different cities, different historiesAhh I suppose that means that the influx of foreigners, decline of infrastructure and absurd housing prices don't matter then. Scousers say "chichken and chips" so I suppose that's fine then. Stupid fucking braindead retard spastic mongoloid cunt. Get your house burnt down by a raving schizophrenic maori you greasy haired yellow teeth prick. Fucks sake.
You lads couldn't handle the poos I do
your future wife
>>215545521sorry mate, it appears you are replying to someone who deleted the post
still need to do last night's washing up
>>215545539Sir Adolf Hitler. A great man. A martyr. A hero.He was a fucking saint.
>>215545535the hell does DP mean
>>215545513yeah, looks proper rough that
>>215545550dearest partner
>>215545550Double Penetrator
LIVERPOOL
>ravenscliffe would be a relaxing weekend in ibiza compared to where I'm from, you have no clue
>>215545553you've no idea of the evil that lurks within
think i'll close all the windows and put the heating on
>>215545581mental how australians will never know what it feels like to put the heating on
Wots 4 breakky lads???
kiwimong being miserable everywhere he goes not realising that he's probably the problem
>>215545535yeah he's definitely cheating i reckon. get rid of him lass.
wasted the entire weekend award
>>215545594australians don't own jackets
>>215545603its ok for men to cheat
>>215545597i had some of yesterday's pasta bake
>>215545548he wasnt a knight in any country
little aussie fella growling at radiators on his trip to the uk
>>215545597making scrambled egg and sosij
>>215545575>you've no idea of the evil that lurks within
>>215545603thanks love xx have phoned my brother and he's coming round to remove all his stuff xx
>>215545621>>215545635Get it down ya lol
>>215545601if you had to live a day in my life you would break down crying for your mum, no fucking clue
>>215545686Give us a list of what's so bad about your life then
Fucking HELL I just did a big poo
if i quit 4chan i would have more time to play video games. might do that.
just shagged hatsune miku
>>215545697i get no hugs and kisses
>>215545752useless fucking post
i'm the hardest thug in maple ridge
>>215545752Kek why would you ask this on mumsnet
>>215545783people ask similar sort of questions here every day
is that australian gonna continue that gimmick or is it a one off?
aeting a apple
>>215545809useless fucking post
you are all n'wahs
Apparently I'll need to do about 20 hours of overtime a month for 6 months
i need my dick suuuuuucked
>>215545791Yeah but we're isolated shut in freaks
>>215545850bluds working in a 19th century coal mine or some shioliver twist ahh employment
rumour is i've had a pay rise but i'm yet to receive anything in writing
>>215545868
do you think your mum posts about you on mumsnet?
if firestick remotes had a change source button they would be perfect
>>215545822not true
stale pizza crust for breakfast
Tonight at 7pm we at /brit/ will be discussing the existence of God. Don't post about Him before then though or it'll ruin the conversation so just save up all your thoughts and meaningless anecdotes about the imaginary thing in the sky until then!
'ahh' ahh ahh :skull:
Sir TND
>>215545913I don't eat toast because I'm not a runt x
>>215545889my mum used to go on it regularly way back in the day
talking to grok about my porn addiction
>american is whiter than brits
>>215545937looks like my knob
>>215545935Hey Incel Freak, are we all replying to our own posts today?
talking to porn about my grok addiction
>>215545934bet you thought that sounded so tough. Too good for toast aye big man? ponce
had a disgusting bnwo instagram wank last nightreally evil incel i am
>>215545961have you considered suicide? i mean really properly weighed it up
>>215545977no because i love life and want to change my evil ways
just sneezed twice
Got banned from Reddit again, even though I restart my router and use an incognito tab they seem to ban me permanently very fast now suggesting some other method.I get banned as I haunt personal finance subreddits. Whenever someone has any financial difficulty I reply with something like “dip into your prepared emergency savings fund” and watch them melt down.
>>215545992If we did a poll on whether you should kill yourself, will you respect the outcome? This thread is supposed to be a democracy after all.
sorry i got aggressive there about the toast. I haven't had a meal in me for almost 5 days now, im not right.
>>215546006no i would not honour the will of the people
It’s time do admit that millennial humor of quippy podcasts, or having bands that make gimmick covers of popular songs on a kazoo or whatever was never funnyThe millennial generation is so perpetually cringe
>>215545992you never will though, it's too late for you. you've completely mindraped yourself beyond the point of return. the world would be better off without you in it, and you would be happier
>>215546022this is not true albeit
what's bnwo
>>215546018they grew up in the cushiest era in human history so none of them had to develop any actual culture or personality
getting sodomised
He's creating a fake sense of interest in his gimmick by asking a question he could instead Google. Now he'll reply to himself. This is his life.
get fat gf, introduce her to gym, 1 year later she’s atleast a 8/10Why wouldn’t this work?
americans calls tomato puree tomato paste
>>215545960Would send your jaw to the stratosphere if you said that in front of me
>>215546003check your IP has actually changed after restarting your router. i think modern routers will sometimes do a fake restart and not assign you a new IP, has caused me trouble with janman before
cant believe we'll soon have to be posting with these women when ofcom shut us down lads
>>215545948Kek has he photoshopped the dot on the Indians forehead?
>>215546066you're not capable of getting gf
could never go to the uk cause i'd just start instinctively swinging at cunts the minute i step off the plane
>>215546018millennial humor is Faustian. Gen z humor is just taking things that black americans say.
>>215546003dip into your prepared sim card pile
>>215546031i think you know that it isthere's no coming back from where you've gonehow do you intend to have a normal life with your sexual perversions?
>>215546003>Whenever someone has any financial difficulty I reply with something like “dip into your prepared emergency savings fund” and watch them melt down.Roaring
>>215546102transphobic
there are a lot of mentally disabled kids around now. one woman came into my work with her son who was maybe 12 or 13 and he kept wandering off and then he'd come back and keep murmuring "not a crumb" whenever his mum said something to him
got the eu4 on playing as bavaria
The Times did a quick review of doctors and their record overseas.They found 22 doctors who had had their licenses removed overseas were accepted by and working for the NHS.Take, Sujan Thyagaraj who lost his licence in New Mexico in 2019. He prescribed strong opiates to a patient and then sexually abused her in his office. He tried to get a licence in various States in the UK but ended up in the UK where the NHS were delighted to give him one, without checks.
>>215546071no you wouldn't, I'd bit your fucking face off if you ever came near me. I really give no fucks, I'm really about that.
not a crumb
remember that documentary louis theroux did on autistic kids what a laugh
>>215546066If it were so easy to get these people to commit to the gym they wouldn't be fat in the first place
>>215546088How do you know that
>>215546108i think you are assuming a lot and projecting
>>215546160you never leave your smelly incel lair
>>215546091so what's stopping you from going
Why do zoomgroids cope about Millennials so much?
>>215546156I don’t mean like 250kg fat I mean what people thought of as “fat” 25 years ago
>>215546136https://x.com/thetimes/status/1973639950123077903>Dr Ajit Pothen wrongly discharged an NHS patient who later died after being permitted to work in a Nottingham hospital despite being suspended by a hospital in the Netherlandsgenuinely how can anyone not be racist in 2025
mad how modern women were raised to believe it's empowering to expect them to go to work when they're bleeding from their fanny
>millennial humor>good natured fun, goofy, joyful>gen z humour goofy ahh corn bread nigga cuh, what da heeeeell oh my gawd, what the most traumatic thing in your life *laughs*
>>215546188>after being permitted to work in a Nottingham hospital despite being suspended by a hospital in the NetherlandsWe really just are the dumping ground for the scum of the earth aren't we
>>215546164you're the one wanking to schizophrenic permavirgin bbc fetish shit mate
>>215546136>>215546188
I kinda hate the fact that rorke is cute
>>215546164havent assumed anything beyond what you postedyou said you "had a disgusting bnwo instagram wank" and referred to yourself as a "really evil incel"and i'm supposed to infer from this you're a happy, healthy individual progressing well in life? ok mate
>>215546224yep
>>215546188the problem is clearly all men not specifically brown men
>>215546231gee golly whizz haircut
>>215546247>haircutMONG MONG MONG
>>215546066then she'll qualify for a gherkin membership x
>/brit/ humour
>>215546263scr
doing a crumb
>>215546066then she leaves you, stop trying to fix people
Still seething at my mate brushing his teeth at the clubFucking ridiculous
>>215546263howling
>>215546261Don’t say that
whats the most incel thing you can doa: find out toiless is on her period so you go out to the shops at lunch and make her a gift basket with tea, cakes, medicine etcb: get on to a girls bed finally but you stretch the condom out and it flicks up like an elastic band and catches her in the eye*countdown music starts*
>>215546273what are you going on about
>>215546279how have you let this become your entire life
>>215546288A and it's not even close
>>215546288what are you waffling on about now
hate my dogshit incel life
>>215546291i dont knowim just trying to fit in
>>215546288a is creepyb isn't incel at all
Queen Nell Tiger Free
>>215546308it's like who wants to be a millionaire. it has to start easy
I went on a coffee date with a girl from dating app today. I made a fool of myself as predicted, I dont thing she was into it
>>215546263I don’t get it why is rapelad there
>>215546297Because I'm an unlovable incel chud and also hungover so have lots of time to ruminate on it
>>215546319*jumps on a giant whoopee cushion and sends you flying*
>>215546323Feel Niger Tree
>>215546263cor
>>215546310Being an incel is his entire identity so he wants people to talk about it
>condom
wouldn't know what to do with a woman if I ever had one, she'd just dump me so there's no point in even trying
Sick to death of short form contentSearching YouTube for a stew recipe and the first 20 suggestions are 60 second "shorts"I'm not in a rush, show me a proper video
>>215546370need the bird
i need to be obliterated with nuclear weaponry
>>215546376this is my go tohttps://www.kitchensanctuary.com/slow-cooked-scottish-beef-stew/
>>215546376should have started yesterday if you wanted a good stew today, try next weekend
Irish stew in the name of the law
>>215546376https://www.youtube.com/t/contact_usYou won't, cowardly scum.
>>215546388pscrtim
Very satisfying waxing your car and seeing the rain roll off it
>>215546388true...
cockatoo goujons for tea
>I need a recipe for meat, vegetables and gravy which is prepared in literally 3 minutes and slow cooked for 8 hours and it has to be in real-time video form!!!!
>>215546421wax your fanny
>>215546376why dont you use bbc food like a good neoliberal bullhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/food
>>215546421wax on... wax off...
who let cookingmong in
old mate's gobbling down a cockatoo ("a cock or two")
going hog wild on my vapeatron5000 and listening to the cramps
>>215546393Cheers de lad>>215546395You the same lad who insists you need 24 hours for bolognese?>>215546401Despise this gimmick
>>215546451simmer down!!!
Today`sPocket MonsterOfThedayis ..Litleo !!
>>215546455
>>215546466UM x
remembering the night i jumped onto the moon whilst dreaming
He say you Brade Runner
business idea: self service pubs. just a room with vending machines for bottles and cans, coin operated pool table and other games like that. aluminium and glass deposit machine out side that gives you a voucher for money off the machines next time
>>215546479Yeah alri Ernie off of Sesame Street
https://youtu.be/K8_HThEYP2o>not making the Nick Griffin stew
new zealand has a higher homocide rate, violent crime rate, sexual crime rate, suicide rate for children, men, and women than the UK. And yet all you mongs do is whinge about how scary your country is.
nathan sex arse mmm
>>215546486I don't think responsible service of alcohol regulations bloody allow it
>>215546505digital ID cameras on the machines will make it legal
>>215546496It's too shortI need to know what to do with the stew as it's slowly cooking
>>215546486wouldn't be surprised if they had that in japan
business idea: several women with huge wobbly boobies all pretending to be my mum
Asian boys getting that glow up damn
>>215546519You'd have to find some way to bar a customer when they got hammeredI suppose what you could do is limit it to four bockles
>thing::|>thing japan:o
>>215546532I was thinking it sounded absolutely fucking shit and rubbish.... but did you say Japan? It is a heckin' bvsed idea!!!
>>215546547What does this mean
Nick Griffin sex eyesocket
>>215546572it means they’re coming into fashion now for peng girls
Alright lads, how's it foing?
would drink a pint of my dads warm ejaculate for a pack of ritz crackers right now
think i've given myself a uti from a combination of not washing a sex toy and not cleaning up my smega
>>215546496Sir Nick Griffin
>>215546547lingling buying her drinks isnt a glowup
What old mate's suggesting is essentially a slightly more tech-heavy version of a student lounge
>>215545550Dog person
>>215546625don’t be jealous nathan
>>215546553the same technology that records gait can be used to scrutinise your speech and eye movements
Personal rate of return94.30%since account opened
>>215546643don't get this gimmick
>>215545949Grey flaccid and covered in poowater?
>>215546667You'll be first against the wall when the revolution comes you parasite
Going to start drinking at 12. Off to the football you see
>>215546003Screaming
>>215546713NahIncels first I reckonThen migrants, rapists, murderersThen him
Mad how when I get a friendly foreign Uber driver it makes my racism disappear for a while
>>215546496New Saturday Kitchen host?
im so fucking cooked
>>215546003Reddit is still a largely untapped trolling goldmine, far better than here but they do ban any dissidents on sight
>>215546003>Whenever someone has any financial difficulty I reply with something like “dip into your prepared emergency savings fund” and watch them melt down.hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahaha
>>215546734living around sullen, heavy-lidded wogs and postbox people for a year was what turned me into the racist i am today
its nearly 1pm
>>215546003excellent work lad, reddit lefties cannot deal with any sort of trolling what so ever they mentally collapse
Never understood the concept of trollingDon't think I've ever trolled anyone, sounds like something that would raise my blood pressure for no benefit
>>215546814nice bait
>>215546814what you dont understand could fill a warehouse
Whats your favorite track on Taylor's new album?
>>215546814their behaviour makes sense once you realise it's just a form of convoluted self-harm
Response, atheists? Maths and science proves it. All you've got is a dead Hitchens brother.
>>215546848don’t let nathan see this post
Seriously can't overstate how smelly the poo I did earlier was Heard flatmateberg go in after me and actually gag
>>215546855This is the direction prevailing thought may be heading.
hi
ronaldo has tech neck just like me!
>>215546018Millennials:>gen x? i don't even know what that isGen Z:>I HATE MILLENNIALS THEY'RE SO SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Her pooMy dinner plateYum!
There's blood on my sheets
>>215547003pic or didn’t happen
>>215547003Did you forget to dilate your crotch wound?
farting blood into a cup and telling me nan its ribena
thoughts?
>>215546855Atheist here, I'm 99% sure they haven't actually proven the existence of God
>>215547039Wypipo food
can’t think of the last time I used actual soap to wash my hands I just put them under the tap
>>215546983LOL
Word on the street is that tonight scrandemic is an inside job
Lovely packit of crisps for dinnerAnd a pint of draughtTastes nice
>>215547045>Atheist here2012 called mate
>>215547045it’s not going to be proving the existence of “god” like the bloke who spoke to Noah but it’ll be something like we found this impossibly unlikely genetic combination that points to to intelligent design blah blah
>>215547039neoliberal asl
>>215547045>I'm 99% sureCurious. You're au fait with percentages yet DENY the very same mathematics which prove God is real in this new tome!
well is it?
>>215547076Grow up
man turns up everyday equipped with the same dead jokes he’s been telling for a year omdz
>>215547076nigga eating super noodles and chickpeas
fuck does asl mean
>>215547011Nah it's doxable
>>215547076absolutely ghoulish plate of food you do suffer in New Zealand
>>215547130he misread kimchi as chickpea
>>215547076jesus fucking christ
Screenshotmong is up and spamming his beloved X
>>215547148I’m gonna cum
>>215547148vilegrim accentmong faceshit body
>>215547143are u the lad who’s arse was bleeding
>>215547080I want to have beliefs that are true, not beliefs that are fashionable. Okay you can hat me now>>215547086>>215547113Whatever their "proof" is, I'm sure it will be bullshit
my knob looks like a depressed shrew
in muffinbreak having a muffin
>>215546591Isnt she asian too with her blue eye contacts and dyed hair
>>215547207Um!! xx
Completely lost control of my drinking habitIntended to have a chill day yesterday and ended up having 10 pints 7 the day beforeNeed to make a change
>>215547185it’s not the intelligence flex you think it is to outright say I am atheist because it’s the truth! An open mind is necessary because we don’t have the full picture. Intelligent design is a real possibility
>>215547180not gay>>215547181gay
>>215547122Hardly new is it. Mongs have been doing this for years.
contorting my body into a self-raping ouroboros
one chance at life and I was born a fat smelly incel
>>215547231best way to stop drinking imo is to stop buying and consuming alcohol
>>215547122
>>215547148Why did they delete her channel?
swallowing chickpeas like they're pills
>>215547262Yeah that's the plan
>>215547255Yeah? Born fat were you
i was looking for a wog and then i found a wogand heaven knows i'm miserable now
you can't beat a triple glazed window
>>215547281Whomst
Mumford & Sons "The Cave" has been widely interpreted, with many drawing parallels to Plato's Allegory of the Cave, exploring themes of truth, illusion, and enlightenment.
Sir Niggerarse Poowog
>>215547248i wish i was that flexible! *pauses for laughter*
>>215547233I guess I'm an agnostic atheist, bottom right in pic related. So yeah there could be a God but I don't currently believe in one. I'd only believe in a God if I came across compelling evidence for that God.
>>215547358*crickets chirping**audience member coughs**tumbleweed rolls past*
>>215547371Yawn.
>>215547358
france is the natural enemy of /brit/
odds i brave a Sunday ASDA shopevens i leave it until tomorrow
>>215547330katie upcott / katiexyoutube channel the katies, banned/deleted a few weeks agolovely fat arsed chav mong
>>215547396*draws a card from my deck**plays Devilish Reroll*
Sir Jew Lover
bit cheeky but ive actually decided im going to form germany in what was supposed to be a simple bavaria game
>>215547076Can see my post in your image.
>>215547389>when dad comes home early from the pub
>>215547415good on you lad, glad to see life is going well for you, your parents must be proud
>>215547408Ah yes i can confirm her arse is indeed fat
>>215547415*yawns in your face so hard a tonsil stone dislodges and flies up your nostril*
>>215547412no dubs = no rerollsimple as x
new soon, very exciting stuff
heading over to the gf’s soon lads for the night And it lovely
>>215547471how's uni mate
>>215547471ever shag her up the arse?
dont have a gf me. never have
im about to say something you might not like
>>215547503Hulk Hogan no!
>>215547371almost nobody is a "gnostic atheist"its basically just cope by fedoralords who believe they are completely sure in something that nobody can be completely sure about, and cope by theists who want a strawman atheist to argue against
>>215547438having a proper chuckle at this
>>215547523>>215547523>>215547523
