Gyaldem edish
poo smells lmao
lovely cosy evenings with the gf sub edish
Why Men Like Sucking Boobs & 6 Things That Happen When They Do
Flatmate actually gagged when she went to use the shower after my poo this morningThat's how smelly it was
>>215547471going to do some sex with her?
>>215547523Mongoloid looking
catberg meowing to be let out in the rain, being let out in the rain and getting wet, meowing to be let back in, then angrily meowing at me because she got wet. Many such cases!
>>215547558ever shag her up the arse?
meal prep bros drop the recipes
Should of left the fucking english cunt up there
nth for the baddiedem
brb need a poo
>>215547599>Should of Mate
>>215547559I might do lad yeah! might do some sex stuff with her tonight
seeing my first ever vagina then crying and running away
>>215547571Post cat
"greetings"!, from Tyne and Wear
>>215547617great stuffwhat sort of sex stuff do you have in mind. what positions and foreplay and stuff
Never felt the country so divided
>>215547635no she's shy
>>215547646respect lad from Greater Manchester x
>>215547593You sure it wasn't Norman Price again
>>215547648we usually do 5 mins of kissing and touching nothing fancy, then I’ll bend her over in doggy and have it at for a bit, put her in missionary and cum inside. Jobs a gooden
>>215547677Who’s this m8
Mousey have you tried this one palNotice soy sauce has been added so it's NOT a "pure pot" as you favour but additionally the introduction of tuna
>>215547677*takes a bite*
right off now chaps, see you lads tomorrow, see you tomorrow nathan - keep an eye on him
Always get really bored when mark hasn't uploadedLike what am I supposed to do with my day?
>>215547722Rope
>>215547705Corrrrrrrrr
>>215547722job?
>>215547680>cum insideit lush it bloody lush
>>215547722Could always an hero?
Just won £25 on huff and puff even more pull off a 50p bet via the mega hat feature
>>215547722The gyal x baddie x holodem?
>>215547705people who eat like this are barely even human beings
>>215547677Who’s this m8?
>>215547736>>215547759It not nice de lads>>215547742It's Sunday? >>215547770Nah
>>215547760
Korone consistently reaching phase 2 now
>>215547677Mate who is it
changing my whole life as of tomorrow. Today i plan it out
mad how mandy muse's arsehole still looks so pristine after so many bbc pummelings
>>215547846are you completely retarded
>>215547825A fellow slots enthusiast?
I know who that lass is for i know the secret strategy of reverse image search
>>215544049i have no idea what you're talking about, you seem to be sniffing after a pattern that doesn't exist, though if i posted something similar i would love to be pointed to iti almost posted that post about being a dad yesterday but decided against it, but now i'm on the cans so i'm a big man who can post as he likes, now i'm weirded out by the idea that i did actually post it yesterday and forgotOR i for some reason decided to reword it into something else and post that but forgot about that. i've scoured the archives for wording i think i would likely use and found nowtare you trying to give me schizophrenia? i need valium for my paranoia attacks
>>215547619i've never seen a vagina
I doubt it
Well that turned out just as expected.
Screenshotmong spamming the OLDs
as always, lets give it a go
>>215547939these online petitions just force MPs to publicly say they will not change their mind. Waste of time
>>215547869There’s no name on it?
>>215547939Good thing we have mps accountable to their constituents and opposition parties to debate these things...
>>215547952
funny aussies lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYVCdHIcTY
>>215547965use reverse image search
mad money
>>215547976phwoar
>>215547939Britain is a jewish plutocracy
Truth nuke
siswet19
>>215548023>plutocracythought we were on Earth
How is it so easy for people to just blame immigrants instead of the billionaires and wealthy for making us poorer despite all the data and evidence that make it as clear as day?
it’s mad that one minute I was alright and then suddenly I went woke
>>215548052Scrambling
god people had awful taste in hair in the late 80s-early 90s. saw a picture of my mum in 1991 and she looks identical facially to now, but her hair is was like someone threw a mop on her headdad had basically the same haircut as seinfeld and kept it until the day he died, didn't they realise how ugly that hair looks all puffing out the back like that? say what you like about mullets, at least they commit to a direction and keep going
>>215548067Rorke isn't very intelligent
>>215548067It's easier, simple as. Questioning the wealthy and powerful means having to question capitalism and the very system that governs our lives. It's too complicated and people want a simple answer.
>>215548052squelching
>>215548050name rings a bell from many moons past, did she perchance specialise in sticking big black dilders in her poochamber?
>>215548042Yeah money helps the criminally insane and drug addicts
>>215548042no it's not
>>215548067The billionaires bring in the immigrants.
>>215548082ever shagged her up the arse
>>215548067Is it the billionnaires that makes darkies behave like shit?
>>215548067Rorke is a complete thicko that's why
>>215548042The death penalty would help Gotham much more
>>215548067very easy to hate both once you realise who is pushing for mass migration
If Sir Rachel Reeves wants to increase growth, why does she keep taxing the middle class and making them consoom less? Is she stupid?
>>215547902Sad image
>>215548108Indeed.
Joker and Riddler staying at home playing Xbox on bennies instead of committing increasingly absurd atrocities
>>215548067Mad how it is billionaires yet leftypol still unequivocally supports their goals
>>215548111no matei did once ask mum when she picked me up from school if i was born from bum sex or normal sex because i'd heard some kid claim women can get pregnant in their bums and are born out of whichever hole gets impregnated, and i wanted to know if i was a bum baby or a normal oneawkward ride home that was
Wish I could say nigga around my flatmates reckon it would make for a funny house >"Can a nigga borrow some milk"It's fun
Well this is what I don't understand about rorke supporting reform who are owned and backed by billionaires that support immigration to weaken the working class
>>215547990>using reverse image search when a regular google image search will dospastic
>>215547976Umm
>>215548190Rorke doesn't support reform his da does
>>215548104lots of other exotic objects toowas wanking to her get triple fisted
Don't Care; Voting Greens
>>215548138Thoughts on French National Socialism as envisaged by Doriot and Deat?
>>215548225Know them but haven't read them so i can't say.
>>215548190yeah we know leftypol you're not very clever we know
>>215548241DC;VG
>>215548216Was just saying this down the gay pub
I am a 29 year old Norwood 2 zillennial.It's over.
>>215548067Shut and do as your told, goy
I live in a 1890s 112sqm midterraced house on a main road
>>215548313My name is Patrick Bateman
have any of you lads just one day woken up woke? I’m asking for my mate who had this happen
>>215548313many blacks around?
>>215548336TAKE ME BACK
I’m so shit at chess maybe I’m not as high iq as I thought
>>215548336>CoD4 came out closer to the fall of the Soviet Union than to the present dayJust fuck my shit up
>>215548357My town is 95% white unfortunately
>>215548390ever shagged one up the arse?
>>215548390>1890s 112sqm midterraced house>95% whiteSimply not true
So this is Rorke
>>215548336when developers actually put effort into a single player campaign for fps
>Conservatives to pledge £1.6 billion ‘Removals Force’ to deport 150,000 a year
got to clean the clean because gfberg is coming round later :O
need a female flatmate whos gagged >:3
>>215548428How?
>>215548313>on a main roadsurely if you have the luxury of living in a quaint victorian house you would want the peace and quiet that goes with it
>>215548454Starting with kemi?Mad how all the plans are just danegeld paying them off so they leave
>>215548477Was cheap, I'm a first time buyer and landlord was going to raise my rent 30%
Reckon we should create secret societies for native euros to help each other out.Mad how there's still like zero organization among euros despite being raped by the government and discriminated against except thicko skinhead groups.
>>215548477stupid idiot mong
>>215548473No midsized town that has these types of houses is 95% white anymore even in the north
>>215548458corr gitwm and aveing sex with her
>>215548500ah ok assumed you were more tarqystill though a better deal than most, hows the upkeep for a 100+ year old property?
>Dark Souls is now as old as Metal Gear Solid (1998) was when it came out in 2011>Fallout New Vegas (2010) came out closer to Fallout 1 than to the present day>GTA V is as old now as GTA III (2001) was in 2013>GTA III is as old now as Star Wars (1977) was in 2001>GTA Vice City (2002) was set in 1986, closer to each other than GTA IV (2008) is to the present day>2040 is closer to us than 2010>2050 is closer to us than 2000>1995 is as far away now as 1965 was back then>2005 is as far away now as 1985 was back then>We are closer to 2080 than 1970
I wanna do meth and heroinFor a laugh obvs
>>215548526Dont like this at all
>>215548528gl finding meth in this fucking country sucks
>>215548521oh yes, there will be some of that
>>215547997>AMERPaki Bender
what would your parents say if you brought pic related home as your gf?
>>215548590she a silly hoe
>>215548519Im in Wales mate we don't get boat people here
>>215548458hope she cheats on you with a bbc
>>215548568...hm what else will ther ebe
Business idea: British National Republican Army.1st Armoured Division "Sir Oswald Mosley"2nd Infantry Division "William Joyce"3rd Infantry Division "Jonathan Bowden"4th Armoured Division "Henry Morgan"5th Infantry Division "Thomas Carlyle"6th Infantry Division "John Tyndall"7th Infantry Division "Enoch Powell"8th Armoured Division "Colin Jordan"9th Mechanised Division "Arnold Leese"10th Armoured Division "Francis Drake"11th Mountain Division "Alfred the Great"12th Parachute Division "John Amery"
mum's knee also hurts and more seriously than mine which is basically just a nuisance
>>215548524I'm fortunate that the previous owner recently renovated it so maintenance is fine so far. Not a straight wall in the house though which I find charming more than anything
>>215548590thats obviously that celebrity not the Chloe one but one of those from around the same time but also goth giths with no thighs or ass are built for the heroin
>>215548590Dadberg would hit on her 100%. Filthy bastard.
Mental how many people just don't clean their cars
my cock is applying for retirement at this point
>>215548590i'd take birds like these home after raves and eat their sweaty fannies and bumholes before drilling them while huffing poppers
>>215548690hiiii
It’s weird cos it’s very sunny today but not hot, can’t decide if I should wear shorts and a t shirt out or not
>>215548374what the fuck
the Scotch crack me up. their voices lol they're always here in Liverpool spending their dole money and we can't understand them
got the old westerns on in the backgroundcomfy
>>215548685you soul was raped before you were born and you have nothing
>>215548606Not true again
>>215548105Yes obviously it does. When public services are better funded, you can help those people.
>>215548590mum>hello, nice to meet you, cool style :3dad>hows it going *thumbs up*theyre not really judgemental people as long as my partner treats me well
>>215548749fuck off mong
>>215548374Omds
>>215548749:)
yeah I dont want girls (a group of girls) to beat me up
the left doesnt want qualitythe left loves slavery
>>215548590"is she Christian?"
>>215548755>>hows it going *thumbs up*is your dad a poo seal video?
>>215547902wonder how much sensation there isobviously it doesnt give sexual pleasure except maybe a little at the tip if they're very luckybut does it even have sensation like your arm? or is it just a numb flesh tube attached to your groin
>>215548766Fuck off moron>>215548780It's true
What's the etiquette around Halloween lads? I always lived in flats but bought a house earlier this year. There's kids in the neighbourhood. Reckon I need to stock up in case they knock on my door asking for sweets on the day? Or will not having any decorations keep me safe?
the left doesnt want equality the left hates the successful, the straight white man and skinny white woman
>>215548826They'll knock regardless
>>215548818poo squelching
>>215548703STD count?
>>215547939>repeal the online safety act - 700k signatures>no>do not introduce digital ID cards - 2.8m signatures>noand yet i wonder what people will do the next time they're pissed off
i wasted saturday but i will not waste sunday
>>215548853when you love you dont count
>>215548826put up a sign
>>215548590obligatory "thank god he isn't gay"
>>215547300kek
>>215548127if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
>Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDsSir Keir Starmer
>>215548590mum wouldn't like herdad would cry tears of joy upon his suspicions of me being gay or an incel or a nonce being dispelled
>>215548826round here people put pumpkins on their porch to invite trick or treaters, so the general unwritten rule is only knock on those houses
>>215548914nope, this doesn't happen, the government have assured me this doesn't happenstop spreading misinformation
>if you kill a killer, the number of killers in the worldleftypol doesnt know about delegation, or division of labour (LOL)
>>215548934Yep and you're a pedo for questioning it
>>215548824Yeah just spend billions on criminals. Where as most people can just live normal lives within the law
>>215548590She's hot but I couldn't handle being with a smoker.
>>215548905What if they killed more than one person?
>day 2, 7 hours into the Malenia grind and still jovialxx
Sir Tommy VercettiSir Carl JohnsonSir Niko Bellic
need to find a way to go pick up the mega lucario (raids)I have two raid passes today though I aso need one metagross and 1 scizor raid to get the mega candies to mega evo them before this event disappears and takes the Pokemon with them for however long
>>215548885saying what?
>>215548989shut up dickhead
>>215548985this one is a gross coalburner>hurrdurr bought into the meme/gimmick pays the price
>>215548990>i love kids! (dont worry, i wont touch them!)or something like that, to reassure parents, cant be too safe these days
Rorke and Leftypol
It's hilarious how jews COMPLETELY dropped leftism after 7 October 2023.
>>215548984i uhhhthe number of uhhhsomething
>>215549008>this one is a gross coalburnerwhat do you mean?
>>215549029the dog vtbuer there fucks blacks
GOVERNMENT TO MAKE MIGRANT HOTEL PROTESTS ILLEGALHome Secretary Shabana Mahmood is giving Police new powers to BAN any REPEATED PROTESTSShe claims its because of Palestine protests but it includes ALL PROTESTS including against migrant hotelsThis was the plan all along
>i love kids! (dont worry, i wont touch them! (at least not in a noncey way!))
listening to geese
>>215549055she should be shot in the head
>>215548959Criminals cost money - we have to fund the police and prison service properly if we want to catch and deter criminals. But as for the "criminally insane" and "drug addicts", those are people who need healthcare. With better-funded public services, those people can get healthcare which will make them healthier. Also if you can help a drug addict to overcome their addiction, they might no longer turn to petty crime in order to fund their addiction.
>>215549064oi oihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEcF9RWutSQ
yeah im sure you was going to go protest TOMORROW right after day 30 of posting about it on 4chan (youre such a warrior!)
>>215549008Pretty much every Vtuber has made a BBC joke at least once, it's just a joke
>>215549055Nah it is primarily cos of zhidsPalestinians and the British are in the same boat against ZOG
>>215549047where are the proofs
>>215549086*yawn*
>>215549019then you have become a monster, just like them!
>>215549103nigs fault then still not my prob and she is a disgusting coal burner
Do you also start the day by yelling takbir from the balcony and get that reassuring allahu akbar as a reply?
>>215549055Nah she's a shabbos goy Muslims, who will stay quite one mosque burnings cry for the shot jew
Volk ans Gewehr.
Keir Starmer in his laboratory, twisting Pakistanis in half to create more of them, like Russian dolls.
>>215549086Or death penalty for drug traffickers prison for drug users.
Done the weekly Asda shop. Crazy how brave i am for doing it on a Sunday of all days
>>215549134Whatever chud
>>215549237Haul status?
Blacked mice
>>215549247yeah the woman behind the dog one is fit tooshame she burns coalhope the vtbuer money carries her (alone) through retirement
>>215549237just say you're a racist mate
what happened to the keir starmer big hand gimmick
>>215549329how so?
>>215549310She has kids lil bro
hoovering the stairs and then my bedroom
felt strong at bouldering today
>>215549329you're a racist mate. there I said it
>>215549235You could put drug users in prison but that also costs money. It might be economically better to help them overcome their addictions and help them into work. Then they will pay taxes.
>>215549370>stairsposh cunt
>>215549365white kids?
mad that we worked for thousands of years towards a near perfect society and they decided to ruin it in 30 years in the name of woke
Years ago it used to be brit/pol/ that had the unfunny gimmicks and tryhard posts from losers. Now its migrated here and brit/pol/ actually has normal conversations again
hoovering the terrace then my outhouses
pumkins, would you please read my two previous posts and reply to them x
>>215549391Japanese kids
hoovering up all the wogs and queers
>>215549383For as long as people are free to make their own decisions in life, there will always be drug users because negative outcomes come with making bad decisions, which you are free to make.
>>215549469kill yourself
>>215548707wore a jumper on thursday and i was sweating after my bike ride
>>215549406>30 yearsThe Decline began in 1939.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLig0IkW90Q
for fuck's SAKE rorke
what do junkies do when their dealer gets arrested/dies? imagine you're an introverted junkie and the guy you bought heroin from suddenly dissapears, how are you supposed to find a new one? must be a nightmare
>>215549542Burn the Coal, Pay the Toll
>>215549237can't do a weekly shop in my local as it's shite
>>215549486grow up little boy
the food industry spends money on advertising therefore i've no choice but to eat junk food and become obese
>>215549384how?
big things happening on tiktok
>>215549542Rorke's debate opponent
>>215549542didn't happen
>>215549542rupert granger in 20 years
>>215549577
Feel shit, like rape
>>215548821Don't ask us. Ask mousey
>>215549616we cum tit village
>>215549235Nah I believe in freedom
flowery twats
>>215549593White Sharia!
Where's Ziedbelg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LsmfyAivbM
>>215549642Me too. You cant have freedom without law or you have anarchy
any of you boys starting to feel Christmassy
might do a tour of the hebrides
>>215549689
should I learn how to play guitar or how to make games?
>>215549689My local Tesco decided to put a lot of Christmas food on the shelves in September. Bloody joke.
>>215549697Whisky and wind and seals
if the hebrides exists where are the hegrooms
getting my christmassy shagged
>>215549730diluting down the christmas holidayeventually there wont really be a christmas
tfw the yearly Christmas dinner talk “so when are you going to bring a nice girl home anon” is only 2 months away “maybe next year you’ll have a girlfriend to join us”
>>215549727you should grow up
>>215549730People used to buy their Christmas tree on Christmas eve. Then it was 12 days. Now most Christmas trees are sold out by December 1st
>>215549730used to work in a tescos and the easter eggs were in the day after crimbodeeply broken country
>>215549758don't get this anymore. family eventually realised i'm the right little freak i am
grown adults who love christmas are proper weirdos
>>215549758them boomers genuinely think it's as simple as just going to the pub and throwing a wide net cartoon net over one and taking her home they have no idea I get the same lecture.
>>215549798T. No family, no tradition Hate to see it honestly
love christmas me
>>215549727guitar so you can make the soundtrack for your games
>>215549758my mum has always told me it's better to be single
>>215549798not everyone is as jaded as you rorke
genuinely might visit the faroe islands actually
>>215549760perfectly normal hobbiesfreak
I dunno lads I’ve just got a little extra bounce in my step today knowing Christmas is just around the corner, helps while I’m doing the cleaning
>>215549798rasheed
rorke 4 man slugging at 5 gens leftypol getting 2 hooks as ghostface
>>215549853where’s your dad, sounds little terrible advice
Verifying your ID keeps a child safe.
rorke sweating bullets when he's asked what he does for fun at the crimbo dinner table
>>215549908nathan mate
>>215549872>they did everything imaginable to herI... i can imagine quite a lot
>>215549908uhh yeah I post about poitics then racism then blacked porn
>>215549872didn't happen of the year award
>>215549895mum threw him out 27 years ago. I see him sometimes but interestingly he never asks me about girls
>>215549853she wants you all to herself. get her shagged pronto
>>215549825it is that simple. they just cannot fathom a freak of your magnitude because they didnt exist when they were growing up
>>215549949phoar
The Americans are such an epically militaristic nation. Imagine being like that, once we get the migrants (or PARASITES as I like to call them...) out.
might spend the rest of my life meditating
>>215549966don't believe that for a secondyou def had the speccy virges fiddling with their zx spectrums, plus d&d has been around forever
>>215549949freud was right
most posts in here are spam bots
>>215550022its a grimoli freak whos given up on life imagine every day of your life being like this. imagine being the same as a spam bot
>>215550022No i just post like that
GRIMOLI FREAK*slams down pint*
>>215550047you got psyopped by 4chan
popping down the shops to get a grimoli freak with garlic bread
going to make my own pasta sauce today
New>>215550111>>215550111>>215550111
got to set off to toil in less than half an hour. sick of it. wish i got get a sick note for a couple of months.
slept rubbish and I've got a bloody headache
>>215550017still got their willies wet didn't they? the speccy virges back then went to cons and joined clubs around their speccy virge hobbies where they met other speccy virges and actually interacted with people because they had to
