daisy taylor edition
>>215568558Baton
just scranned a bowl of pasta so ravenously I almost worked up a sweat
>>215568558he kinda looks like my dad here
>>215568563We'll have less of that
>>215568558that's a woman.
Just whipped up four different pints of hot sauce in 90 mins... The air in my house is spicy. My beard hurts.If you enjoy the spice, strawberry-pear-rosemary-garlic-reaper is a good combo.
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1759692137893631.webmwen da cronem meet timmy's dad
got a sightly embarrassing story to tell even though it didn't actually bother me but it would come across that way if I told the story
>>215568576Your dad's trans?
la di da di da slob on me knob
>>215568610lol
>>215568610:\
>>215568610screaming like jonquavious when herbert is all in his guts
Still seething about thisJanny's done me tbf
can't stand that whiny nasal voice that every yank woman seems to have in real life
the time for a wank has passed and I wish I had not squandered the opportunity
>>215568664I will never understand bans for being off topic. 90% of all threads and posts on this site are off topic.
bought an 83 cutlass for the weekend
I have a fetish for fat British braphogs
>>215568619tell the story
>>215568664always hear bad things about/sp/ jannards never been there though
>>215568664/sp/ jannies are especially bad
reading old /g/ posts, which one of you was this
>>215568684Personally imho I think my post was on topic to be honest but that's just my 2 cents
When I stop posting for a few months I always expect the freaks such as the heather poster to have stopped posting in the interim but there they are
it's weird how every time someone posts i immediately clock who she is and can recall 1 or 2 memorable wanks i've had watching her get shagged
>Field Marshal Alan Francis Brooke, 1st Viscount Alanbrooke Weird
>>215568684>>215568664/a/ and /v/ jannies are the absolute worst about this. they'll ban you for "off topic" threads even when it is on topic.
>>215568719i remember i popped in late on christmas night after the festivities were done with and found he had been there all daywonder if he has no family like ziednonce
>>215568664I got two weeks for asking if fat people were seen as attractive in other countries.I KEPT IT INTERNATIONAL, CHAUKEEDAAR SAAHAB!
I ate seven eggs
i love international culture
>>215568755he's on benefits and lives with his mum who is also a lifelong benefits recipient (his words)dunno about zeids
>>215568700last year it was really bad, i dont know if they were breaking in new jannies or what but I haven't encountered one since
>>215568748/v/ is so grim. It’s like pol lite and people casually post cp
ever notice how zoomers have no subcultures? they're all just trying to be tiktok famous, or trying to look like someonre who is tiktok famous
>>215568787same situation i imagine, father is dead according to the qrd so i presume he's with his mum (who is likely unaware of his intense faggotry)fatherlessness must be declared an epidemic NOW
>>215568769Shell too?
>>215568694went to the cafe the other day and for some reason by the time I got there I was really sweating, like pouring off my face. no idea why. the waitress seemed to speak with a bit of concern to me and then after taking my order she left me tissues and said they're for my face. I think it's because I wore a jumper expecting cold weather but it was actually warm.
>>215568797it's dey kulcha
>>215568797/v/ has been completely ruined by coomers and third world chuds
*surreptitiously heads to /v/*
>>215568768>2 weeksat least you can appeal those. 99% of my bans are 3 days so they can't be appealed
>>215568811They do have subcultures doe
>>215568816I did not eat the shells I gave them to witches to use as boats
>>215568836no they haven't, i've checked quite thoroughly infact, it's just a difference of degree
made a cake with sister and ate all of the leftover cake mix including the bits with raw egg yolk not properly mixed in might get salmonella
>>215568558has the ladyboy ever cum just from getting fucked in the arse?
>>215568811yeah I know what you mean. if bully 2 was made and it was contemporary, there wouldn't be enough subcultures to actually make cliches out of.
Going to mow the lawn at 3:30am before work tomorrow
>>215568834The ban reason should have been complaining about 4chan moderation really, but they give you 3 day bans for stupid reasons so it can't be appealedJannies here don't seem to care too much about complaining doe
>>215568850ok unc
every kid i meet these days has some sort of mental health disability whats wrong with them, like when did entire generations of kids get so mentally and physically unwellwhat caused it
>>215568850Bro doesn’t know
>>215568885Why you asking me
>every kid i meeterm
pork liver pate on toast time
all of my friends are 5-10 years younger than me
>>215568664i was banned for off topic after posting a picture of a mcdonald's steak and egg bagel in one of these threadsneed them all fucking fired
I once got a month ban for evasion and I hadn't even ban evaded
>>215568885internet access as soon as they're consciousat least that's what happened to me
>>215568874>>215568887listen mate, i grew up in the 00s, i was an emo kid, i cut myself for attention, you wouldn't know a subculture if it smacked you in your scaly pink bonce
need to go grab a certificate in the administration and get it to the military comissariat but I can't do that in the morning because my sleep schedule is fucked. I could go there during the day but I don't want to because it's located near my former school and I don't want to stumble upon some teachers I knew on their way from school
>>215568885im a zoomer diagnosed with the ‘tism but i hate letting people know and just try to get on like normal even if i noticably look and act like a spazhate how its become trendy or a status symbol to be an inept retard by the same people who were bullying me for it when i was a kid
why haven't they invented bread that doesn't mould yet
>>215568885the internet and the victim social economy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88KNf0MtU14>2006fuck me youtube is old
>>215568943yeah ok unc
>>215568851nah I do this all the time and I'm fine :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
I say blow the dust off, light the fuse, hit the streets with the fire in your veins again. Don’t tell me about serenity, tell me about ecstasy. Don’t show me your chips, show me your scars, your stories, your wild beat hearts! Straight life is for grey men in grey suits, dig? So I’ll keep tappin’ these bongos till one of you cats remembers what it feels like to fly without wings.”*skips out of my NA meeting with my bongo underarm, rhythmically tapping it like a pied drummer while a line of formerly successful healthy people shuffle behind me in single file
>>215568851you can eat raw eggs here
>>215568948right here mate
>>215568981Grow up
>>215568987why do we have special eggs never heard of that before
Been sitting on the toilet looking like this latelyCannot stop liquid shitting
>>2155689522006 was the best year for runescape
>>215568988small elton
>>215569005could be lead poisoning
>>215568856i am almost certain i have engaged in this exact exchange with someone who was very likely you several years ago
>>215569005remember when he died people were acting like there was going to be a revolutionwhat happened to that
what school subcultures were there in 2006? there were nerds and the popular kids then everyone else was just in between, I guess the poor hard kids too but they still overlapped
>>215568998you can eat them raw in most places mate
*sniffles* im c-cold…
>>215568943subcultures are just less external now, with the internet and social isolation. whereas before you dressed emo to communicate your interests to others nowadays people are less dependent on real life and curate their digital life and persona instead. not saying that's good but if you think zoomer subcultures just don't exist you're a retard
How did Romans drink from lead pipes without going mental
>>215569058then who gets salmonella why is it a big deal if you can eat them most places
>>215569053And that woman that got stabbed. Rorke was losing it for a week or two shit was sad
>>215569061it's actually a myth that there were romans
>>215568748You can get banned for off-topic on /tv/ for so much as posting a quote from a TV show.
>>215569082Italy is a figment of my imagination, not yours.
>>215569061*people on mars in 2000 years*how did people post on 4chan all day with no job or income without going mental
>>215569005vax status?
>>215569061why'd you think they tried to invade scotland
>>215569053don't think anyone said that mateRorke just got more Rorkey
>>215569102look you're not as bad as the yanks but can you do a bit better ta xx
>>215569059*cuddles you*
>>215569073Some eggs aren't able to be eaten rawSome red tractor shite
>>215569116That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.Makes me glad I invented Rome to teach you Brythons some manners.
Ok this page is epic
I'm the reason people are talking about eggs right nowI am of consequence
>>215569170You are the Egg Man. Goo goo g'joob.
>>215569093/tv/ jannies are notorious for being trigger-happy to ban except when it comes to spamming schizos /tv/ has schizos that make heathermong and mousey look well adjusted
>>215569180those people are for realthey watch television
used to be able to post my intrusive thoughts on this site without getting bannednow the jannies will snitch to the mods and get you banned
>>215569180yeah that one paedo who catty wipes the board with Stephanie is fucking insane
americans see a thread for british people and actually think yes, this is for me
how does rorke respond?
>>215569243it's british clay though
they did go mental though
>>215569238what does this sentence mean?
>>215569248send him to india to reestablish the empire
no room for racism.
>>215569243i'd be more worried about all the pakis that see the british isles and think yes, this is for me
>>215569248why's that horse got six legs
>>215569180>>215569238For me it's the Doctor Who schizohttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/nappy%20poo%20attack/https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/davd%20tent/
>>215569264there's a paedo on /tv/ who spams the catalog and bumps all the other threads by posting about Stephanie from LazyTown
>>215569310He reminds me of Mousey honestly with the nonsensical style of posting
>>215569310isn't that finlad who used to post here
>>215569291I think you're worse
That doctor who schizo is fucking bizarre
>>215569405I wonder what these guys are like in real life
ay i was just tellin yall niggas about the time i went to NA and fantasised about talking them all back into their vicesone guy described himsef as being a "human pincushion". well that's just because he never learned to be a junkie properly. i'm surprised he didn't have AIDSunless he did have AIDS, in which case, bums against the wall lads
>>215569291>jannies who allow JF scum in and don't ban them on sight>govt who allow wog scum in and don't expel them or put them in the work campsand they wonder why i have problems with authority
>>215569414Somehow dodging the ward
>>215569405genuinely in pain laughing trying to read this
>>215569445It's honestly not even the funniest post on that pageSome of them are straight up fucking hysterical
sopy-pasting a poo
/Deutsch/ has the best thread pic rn do better
>>215569405who ep about mandela effect could be quite kino tbf (if it was done 10+ years ago)like the rick and morty one with the false memory parasites who invade the house and everyone is second-guessing which one of them is real
You can take an Irishman out of the potato but you can't take the potato out of an Irishman
>>215569304kek
Which way, Rorke?
>>215569405lmao that's just the tip of the iceberghttps://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/182218672/#182226275https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/183929199/#183930177
Aussies don't have nigga moments they have bloke moments https://youtube.com/shorts/Flw6QVix6S8?si=ZBH18-PYJRWeVaUe
>>215569511This one might actually be a genuine unmedicated schizoNo way people go this far
Actually deranged today from no sleep and other stressors. Mumberg better get out my fucking way before I snap and batter her like a chippy
>>215569544Chokeslam her!
>>215569005Corn syrup status?
what's the appropriate level of firmness to shake a man's hand for him to afford you a foundation of respect?
>>215569637I think you establish more respect by fucking his wife. Where I come from that's what we call a "power move".
>>215569637not a lot of people know the correct way is to not squeeze at all
>>215569637firm
>>215569637it's more in the arse pinch
>>215569649>>215569651>>215569652>>215569653Ignore them, wank his cock
>>215569057>Townies/chavs>Emo/scene>Druggies(stoners, pillheads)>Sporty kids (Jock if using amercanism)>Petrolheads(Car culture was still somewhat affordable>Skaters/skateboarders/rollerblades/bmx>Grungers>Goths>Ravers There is obviously a lot of overlap between these groups
>>215569665That's also a good one. Thank you for adding to the discussion.
>>215568622>>215568576>he kinda looks like my dad hereWhat's his number?
mum ordered pizza last night but i wasn't hungry, having a pick over the leftovers -- no pepperoni, which she knows full well is my favouritealso ordered solo instead of something normal like pepsi or mtn dew, literally the shittiest drink on the menuwomen seriously cannot do anything right, can they?i think this cunt ought to separate me from my sanity on purpose
>>215569702Get her battered
need gay bf
in the middle of an absolutel feral AI assisted wank
>>215569756me in about 10 minutes
>>215569670none of this existed for meI was a nerd and I went skateboarding but there was no clique apart from popular kids and groups of nerdswhere were you that there were actually scene kids and goths and stuff?
**hugs you**
get them wanked
>>215569371post hand
>>215569767*cries into your shoulder until i fall asleep*
hurrah for the bonnie blue flag that bares a single star !!
>>215569825no
>>215569892>bonnie blue
my favourite harry potter is #6 because that's when hermione turns 18
>>215569670so 00s subcultures were 80s/90s usa subcultures? interesting
Boopindeer who works over at the Shell on North State Street was a brain surgeon in his country
my favourite is the second
>>215569981one indian family (patels) owns like 70% of USA motels and associated businesses
just heard about the removals forcethree cheers for kemi innit lads
>>215569765London>>215569979No. Only a couple and those were always the weird kids in their early teens. But they existed, like skaters who listened to new metal
>>215569999They still have bad credit because they don't pay their billsT.knower
>>215570015LONDON
>>215569765Also Rugby lads were their own subgroup of the sporty kids
>>215570037;)
english boys headed down the skate park riding on the pegs of their mate's mongoose gives me a chuckle
>>215570051huh, we didn't have anything like that, if you did ruggers in pe you did ruggers but no cliques based on it
reckon at least 70% of the reason i can't get a gf is because i'm allergic to dogs
The only real subcultures here were racial subgroups and stoners
>>215570076really shouldn't call women that
Because of the lack of productive capacities of its own, the Jewish people cannot carry out the construction of a state, viewed in a territorial sense, but as a support of its own existence it needs the work and creative activities of other nations. Thus the existence of the Jew himself becomes a parasitical one within the lives of other peoples.Hence the ultimate goal of the Jewish struggle for existence is the enslavement of productively active peoples.In order to achieve this goal, which in reality has represented Jewry’s struggle for existence at all times, the Jew makes use of all weapons that are in keeping with the whole complex of his character. Therefore in domestic politics within the individual nations he fights first for equal rights and later for super-rights.The characteristics of cunning, intelligence, astuteness, knavery, dissimulation, etc., rooted in the character of his folkdom, serve him as a weapon thereto. They are as much stratagems in his war of survival as those of other peoples in combat.In foreign policy he tries to bring nations into a state of unrest, to divert them from their true interests, and to plunge them into reciprocal wars and in this way gradually rise to mastery over them with the help of the power of money and propaganda.
>>215570072rugby lads definitely kept in their own group. Went gym together, trained together, went out together, did gay banter together
His ultimate goal is denationalization, the promiscuous bastardization of other peoples, the lowering of the racial level of the highest peoples as well as the domination of this racial mish-mash through the extirpation of the Völkisch intelligentsia and its replacement with members of his own people.The end of the Jewish struggle therefore will always be a bloody Bolshevization. In truth this means the destruction of all the intellectual upper classes linked to their peoples so that he can rise to become the master of a mankind become leaderless.Stupidity, cowardice and baseness, therefore, play into his hands. In bastards he secures for himself the first openings for the penetration of an alien nation.Hence the result of Jewish domination is always the ruin of all culture and finally the madness of the Jew himself. For he is a parasite of nations and his victory signifies his own end as much as the death of his victim.- From Hitler’s Second Book: German Foreign Policy, Chapter XVI, translated by Arthur Kemp
>>215570110nice blog
The streets of Italy are flooded with people who despise Israel. The Zionist PM Meloni opposes this strike.
listening to the new drake albumiceman is COLD as FUCK
gross
lads you know how fallout deliberately retrofuturism of the 1950s? do you reckon the 1970s or 1980s would work well through that lens?
you fellas ever verify with discord?
>>2155702231980's might work, because like the 50's there was an aesthetic and cultural interest in futuristic technology 1970s was too granola hippy, more natural aesthetic style, i don't think it would work
old.reddit.com/r/ukdrill/comments/1nvzw3r/slapitx2_sos_punching_up_the_feds/cheeky pig got some comeback
>>2155702853 jayslapit
>>215570285>>2155703063 lips split
>>215570266literally just used a VPN
Reckon I'd be well suited for one of those jobs where you work with retarded people. They'd be my mates
I'm Chilean in the United Kingdom.
>>215570441i assumed they would block vpn ip addresses
ain't no sunshine when she's goneonly darkness every day
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IcICQO7t3uA
everybody is freaking out about autism but nobody talks about the real scourge
The zesty mandem.... Free them....
i'm enjoying how futuristic and cool new cars have been looking in the past few years, especially toyotas and kias and shose other riicemobiles,. couldn't tell you the exact models because i'm not a car guy on account of my supernatural australian penis, but i can say that, if i had a time machine, i might make a hobby of skipping around time, meeting their mothers while they were pregnant with them, and convince them to have an abortion
>>215570465why are you here
>>215570465I've been chilean in the united kingdom long before you got here sunshine
>>215570619um
i show no love to homo thugs
>>215570619Don't understand breast milk fetishismBreast milk tastes fucking disgusting when you're an adult
https://files.catbox.moe/lyqx8w.jpg
>>215570080based bogans ripping cones then going wog bashing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz-7pstBWM0Mad how this is the average Brazilian poster
>>215570465Give me that brown arsehole NOW!
>>215570789
"Give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you."
Just joined Jezbollah
my first gf from year 8 is a trans man now. i did notice that she usually wore shorts rather than a skirt. like most girls. that would have been seen as very uncool among the girlfolk at my school, yet she wore the garb of the male without shame or fear of rebuke. now she's dying her hair green and being a tranny. perhaps god was right, shame is a good thing, and we should aim to admonish each other's moral failures, so that we all become better.also, i never shagged her, but if i had, could i charge her with retroactive rape because i never consented to gay sex?
Would you accept Ruby's cake?
really in the mood for a wank but also not in the mood, you lads ever get that liminal feeling in your willy where you're ready but nothing's quite set you off?
>>215570925>natural beauty>classy and traditional dress>bakes>clearly has never had sex (so less likely to be disloyal)wife material honestly
>>215570925Britain just does not understand how food works
>>215570927yeah that was me a minute agobut i powered through it and got the wank done
>>215570975aye sadly i could not find canada on the list mate
>>215571000embarrassing for chinese mainland here
>>215571000Canadians shocked! Britishers rock!
>>215571064reminds me of that house md scene where the patient had an mp3 player up his arse
I don't get it
>>215571000can’t believe both denmark and norway got us beat
>>215571116i can believe it
>>215571116have you ever eated surstromming
>>215571102https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySd-MYoOFo4
got a willy
>>215571000*scurries back to the runt hole to plan my next move*
>>215568610all black men are born zesty
>>215571144norwegians are well known for the culinary retardation here, they eat mainly frozen pizzas and sandwiches>>215571159nh, but would if given the opportunity and prepared correctly
>>215571232have to give him credit for getting ahead of the blackmailers on this one thoughhollywood will not get this man down
>>215571291ye is pretty based
Need to FUCK chizucheese
https://files.catbox.moe/usc2n5.mp4the gyaldem
Having a vanilla flavored nic pouch. Surprisingly good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SmRJejobdAdidn't know she used to have friends
>>215571421She really is so pathetic. She wants to be Hermione so bad, she really needs to grow up.
>>215571355he blowed his cousin until the age of 14
>>215571562actually saved an old roleplay where she was in the robes back in the days of yore, which it seems she's deleted or put on private nowcould stick it on catbox if anyone wants
https://youtu.be/fKDayRrQ0Gs
that wank was exhausting l need a lay down
Right well that’s a young woman sucking on a fella’s ding dong.
>>215571601john poo
wtf how is poretti a real beer I thought it was made up to sell in the uk but instead it's like the main one
they say that all women are insane over something - you just have to pick the insanity you can deal withfor some, it's astrologyi reckon i could entertain her harry potter shite and a bit of age regression, all things considered
This board being dead feels fucking weird. I expect it if I ever go to /g/ because how much can people shitpost about Linux, but this board being slow isn't right.
me? super sane
Need Emma Watson to give me the ole stinkbomb maneuver where she holds me down and sits on my face and then farts.
>>215571672killed by spammers idk/g/ is fucking retarded yet i cannot keep from browsing each daythread after thread of blatant, unironic apple shilling and other nonsensenow that /tech/ is gone you realise what you actually had at the time
>>215571672even /pol/ is dead
>>215571714you yanks kill every board you infect
>>215571723Good
>>215571673tits>>215571723it's their national policy init (same with countries they invade)
>>215571713Where the fuck are you making the connection between /g/ liking Apple
>>215571713apple threads are sad because it means a rust vs cpp thread died for it
>>215571735it's not that '/g/' likes it, just that blatant shill threads are being posted every dayi checked the archive catalogue just now and found this for example >>>/g/106802632at least some of them get deleted i suppose>>215571760i'm reminded of the old adage of communities pretending to be fools/tech/ was smart people pretending to be retarded, and current-day /g/ is retards pretending to be smart
i've 'ad enough
>>215571723It’s an American website founded by Americans with a majority of its posters having always been American.
>>215571795doesn’t change the fact now does it
So fucking dehydrated that all the snot in my nose is congeled and not coming out.
>>215571672>>215571713There's less spammers now because the nonce botnet owner got phone booked todayReally badly too, raped like 100+ accounts
any advice on how to be normal?
>>215571914really lolmad since that's how i'm posting rn too(i don't spam i'm just quite particular about how i access certain places)
>>215571948probably wouldn't use it ladthe meta board is apparently full of 'p so could be legal implications
also he's literally a gay, paedophile furry and not to mention black
what is "nonce botnet"
>>215571997just look up leto on kiwifarms
>>215571957all the reasons glowies could have had to bring me in by now, at this point i reckon they're avoiding it for a reasonwill check out the story tho
>>215571997The site people use to spam here with multiple ips and location. It literally makes it easy to spam on purpose, as well as helps you embed stuff into files you upload.Spakis favourite toy.
lol as much of a freak as this guy is, and as likely as he is to get v& soon, it is still funny to see the staff in a genuine huff over the site, and i wouldn't mind if this place went down entirely
Just checking no one wants to suck my dick in the shower
Watching Codex Pajeet 3
>>215572030>Usually, he is only interested in ban evading while posting gay furry porn and attentionwhoring with his avatar.
>>215572289What's he whining about?
A very solemn 9/11 memorial.
>>215572324the botnet is getting the jannies legitimately scared i guessor they're just annoyed that they actually have to do some work for a change
>>215572289>>215572323He's possibly the bloke who was posting 'p here earlier this as it was posted using the botnet and the bloke was posting in the same style as leto does
What’s a botnet
>>215572366a network of computers that have been infected with a virus that allows an attacker (or people paying the attacker) to use their computing resources for nefarious purposes (usually spam/DDoS)
man really does not give much of a heck lol>>215572353slightly concerned that i could be in some hot water for using the same sitealthough as i said, i've had plenty of reasons to get v& already that apparently haven't been acted upon>>215572366see pic (use a proxy)
Have YOU put your willard in an Asian bird?
>>215572396literally don't what any of this means or is for
>>215572396>i've had plenty of reasons to get v& already that apparently haven't been acted upon
I need to have sex with Emma Watson.
>>215572409Does a Turk count?
>>215572349well it is a literal CP ring using 4chan as a covert channel
>>215572388So someone will go through the effort of hacking someone with a virus just so they can post on 4chan?
>>215572430basically some nonce is running a 4chan frontend where you can ban evade with compromised devices as proxiesit's what people are using to spam the site with cp>>215572434i have done my fair share of minecraft posting and associating with people of interest
the site isn't being spammed with cp
>>215572459you can use compromised devices for many things (not the least as a general-purpose proxy)they're probably being used to send emails and ddos sites too, in addition to being used for 4chan>>215572478it's being posted every day or so nigga
>>215572460He pays for proxies which are used on the site allegedly
>>215572478This thread had it bad just a few days ago.
>>215572478>t. your fat sweaty hairy smelly arse
>>215572510guess the donations make up for it then(apparently it's his birthday too lol)
Oh I wish I was an Oklahoma homoRiding bulls and bears bareback all day
it's cold
Ding dong
seb payneage: 36
>>215572599>>215572599>>215572599
This dude just keeps getting taller. Also, he’s the only one of those kids that actually looks like his father.
