Uh oh stinky edition
>>215575907Emma Watson subedition
>>215575902done that hellenic scrounger
poo; yeah?
thimkin bout them aliems on 3I/atlas
>>215575903I do. It was revealed to me in a dream; shan't be sharing such esoteric knowledge with the unenlightened though.
Does the Pope ever wank?
gossip_guy genuinely gives some of the freaks here a run for their money in the mentally ill freak department
>>215575953yeah, same as all priests. they don't boast about it though
>>215575953They used to be big shaggers
>>215575903;_;
sucking a coffee
>>215575903I do; you use them to join two closely linked statements that could stand alone as sentences. bit pointless really
>>215575959Assume hes a gay man (mentally ill)
>>215575985I always thought you use them instead of "and" but also completely different
>>215575989dont tell me what to assume
>(Cross-thread)cuh-RINGE!
doing a poo; at toil
Hello everyone hope youre doing well today
I hate British people. I think you're all homos
>>215576036yeah thanks, you?
>mfw an american was fat near me
Fucking love run on sentences me, no need for any proper punctuation when I can just write in the same way I speak, with short breaths in between remarks
LETS GO
>>215576036yh doing stuff i enjoy at toil today
today`sPocket Monsterof the DayIs ..Rotom [Mow Form] !!
>>215576041Why we haven't destroyed you and taken your pathetic little island and take Australia for ourselves is beyond me
>>215576063How does that work then
>>215576074grow up nigga
>>215576063They got nervous that people were starting to take them seriously and decided to self sabotage. Unfortunately this is a big problem on the Left.
>he replied to his own post
>>215576063It's stuff like this which stops these parties ever getting elected What could be a decent leftist party is corrupted by it's LARPing student membership enacting inane policies
>>215576079Too fat probably
>Nottingham attacks victim awarded George Medal>The citation for Grace O'Malley-Kumar described her exceptional courage in the face of extreme dangerCome on, I know it’s a bad situation but it’s not really medal worthy, is it?
>>215576074that's the gayest pokeman I ever saw
>>215576099Lick my asshole you buck toothed dweeb
watching Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid on iPlayer. Quite good. It has a contemporary feel to it, you wouldn't know it was made in 1969.Also in watching it, it has become clear to me that Brad Pitt has made a career out of pretending to be Robert Redford.
>>215576091They don't want to get elected. Same as Corbyn.
>>215576063even the brown landlords of london?
>>215576106there's nothing gay about lawnmowers
>>215576114You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off
Just learning the battle of cable street never happened
>>215576084They're just gonna... you know.
>>215576100>Ms O'Malley-Kumar showed "incredible bravery", he said, and tried to protect her friend, fighting and pushing Calocane, 32, into the road, but the killer then turned his attention to her and was "as uncompromisingly brutal in his assault", he had added.Do you not think it’s a pretty natural response to either run or push the person with a weapon away from you or your friend if they’re intent on attacking you? Seriously, why is this medal worthy and out of the ordinary when it comes to the only two courses of action anyone would take?
Island Jew losers
>>215576114>you wouldn't know it was made in 1969.bet one would know quite quickly
watching a Swiss man completely restore a Datsun 240Z
people were hairier back then
abolish non whites
Abstract concepts aren't concepts that can't be defined, they are categories that embrace material phenomena and as such, are man-made and products of human speech/reasoning. Concepts like time, truth, justice, consciousness. No other animal is capable of abstract thinking like that.
Big if true.
>>215576162true
>>215576144Well they both died. A lot of medals are given posthumously as i sort of token gesture. But remember this insane black guy was just suffering a mental health episode and it wasnt his fault
>>215576167never going to happen
weird that this place is so pro landlordBizarre even
To the lad I've been arguing with on /trv/; you are not a real traveller, you are a happy-clapper, holiday-going tourist lmfao.
>>215576074no it isnt its yanma
>>215576147I guess if you were really familiar with the films of that time. What I mean is that it holds up against films made much later, ones made closer to today.Like if you watch North By Northwest (1959) it FEELS old and stuffy, like you're watching some other generation's idea of what a film was. Whereas Butch Cassidy doesn't have that old, stiff feeling to it.
>>215576188>Well they both diedAnd where were the medals for the victims of grenfell?
>>215576199maybe they don't see a way of dealing with the landlord menace
>>215576204You been sent flying, is it? To Benidorm, is it?
to the lad who gave me a blowie on /lgbt/ thank you very much
>>215576199most landlords are completely fine x
to the lad on /po/ who taught me to make an origami calendar, your days are numbered
>>215575907nice job single linking twatracket, took me 20 minutes to notice there was a new
That'll be £18,600,000,000,000 please.
>>215576221What did they do that was brave? Have open fires in their flats. Have 20people in a 3 bed flat so noone knows how many died?
>>215575907
made it out of killer croc's lairjust needed fresh eyes
>>215576243most of them need to be destroyed expeditiously
there should be a reparations tax for countries like India taken out of our pay packet
>>215576218Mad how 1959 and 1969 arent the same innit
>>215576199Rorke has been completely propagandised by wealthy landlords and capitalists. Rorke genuinely thinks that voting for the wealthy will somehow make his life better.
>>215576269alri leftypol
>>215576249:)
>>215576218>f you were really familiar with the films of that time.When you start watching films from that era you think like this comparison is valid, but it's not. Films were always films
Just done a piss that was genuinely the colour and viscosity of golden syrupTime to drink some water
>>215576230Your package holidays>Spain (Benidorm, Majorca, Ibiza)>Greece (Zante, Corfu)>USA (Florida)>Turkey (Istanbul)>Netherlands (Amsterdam)My expeditions>Thailand>Malaysia>Japan>Myanmar>Vietnam>PhilippinesSit.
>>215576199Renting is completely normal and what most people do before they can save up to buy a home. I think there should be rent controls and no multi national renting companies. In fact I'd like no foreigners and jews to be landlords but thats not going to happen
horrible experience getting shit caked on the inside side of the toilet in someone else’s house with no brush and trying to brush it off by making a long toilet roll spike
back from a 3 day ban lads
fuckin need a darb
>>215576313'
owning a couple properties and renting them is fine is those faggots who own like 1000s of homes that need done away with
todays animal of the day is...this
>>215576337Croikey! Throw another shrimp on the darbie!
>>215576350rorke
have the worst mobility for squatting makes me burst into tears at how shit and failed I am whenever I have to gymtoil
>>215576346>is those faggots who own like 1000s of homes that need done away withso like 1% of landlords?
European female athletes.
+1 to my rorke count
>>215576366get the weightlifting shoes on, helps massively.
>>215576366not me. ATG every time
>>215576372European female athlete sex arse.
>>215576374rorke, he's onamadone
>>215576204Bet I've travelled more than both of you combined, link the thread I'll have a look
>>215576374all autistic ritual posting by 4chan addict spaki
>>215576313the chad lads holiday enjoyerthe virgin pedophile sex tourist
New young negress in the office today very exciting times
unless you walked there you went on holiday
>>215576350Freaky squirrel
rorke scouring through desuarchive in a vain attempt to locate his marbles
>>215576415she fit?
>>215576393Lmfao why do you have to turn everything into a pissing contest Spaino?
>>215576415arse status?
>>215576415she got a back off?
>>215576431confirmed
>>215576415Get her enslaved Get her bleached
>>215576415she got a fat arse?
>>215576427>>215576431She's sat down but the signs are good
russell martin got the sack from rangers
jack russell got the sack (of treats) from petsathome
Dame Ava DalushDame Georgie LyallDame Ava AustenDame Rhiannon Ryder
>>215576429>look how well travelled I am>look at what a runt this other guy is>I'm so cool with my travels, cooler than this other guy>I reckon I'm better travelled than you>why do you have to turn things into a pissing contest :(
>>215576490lickbergé
think everyone at my work might hate me
>>215576507we do, james
܁>>215576074⸮yad eht fo meti si tahw dna
>>215576447Go for it mate
>>215576490Is that your wank hand?
>>215576490Tongueberg
sir ted kaczynski
>>215576490Silly creature
if you use the item finder 100 times in mt moon you get togepi
thinking about Sir Bruce Joseph Forsyth-Johnson
only fat ugly women hate taylor swift
poo
>>215576538Today`s Item ofthe dayIs ..Celestica Flute !!
Rorke singing "My brown eyed girl" to his Cantonese gf
>>215576447get it shagged
>>215576627scromiting
>>215576627give it a rest nathan
4chan mentioned us in their birthday image!
>>215576627pscr
having lunch with two women from partner companies today because bossman couldn't make it ladsbit scared
Wilko Johnson sex arse
I dream about the day we get to a true statistical based society and enter the true enlightenment and modern day technological renaissance.Black people are causing considerably more damage to the planet through crimes, violent tendencies and more animalistic desires? We most immediately rectify this issue using any and all means Drug addicts are destroying our cities and quality of life of the people who aren't taking class A drugs? Immediately rectify the situation using any means necessary to remove or resolve this issue in our society Capitalism or Communism etc is being shown to not be the ideal financial structure for our planets advancement and quality of life? Immediately change it Our world would be considerably better if it was ran by AI
>>215576652theyll probably try to have sex with you so just look out for that and stay professional
>>215576652pretend you're taking them out on a date
>>215576652it's just lunch
>>215576655Only on /brit/ would I assume this wasn't satire.
We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Jilly Cooper.
Why do the people running the Historic England account on Twitter capitalise the word 'black'?
>>215576652they'll both be gagging for your incel cock so take your chance when you get it
>>215576685they're woke
>>215576685black auto caps on iphone
should read a book instead of your posts
>>215576685>historic England Assume they're talking about the Black Prince or the Black country
>>215576700no way this is true kek
>>215576685Why don't you ask them directly? You're clearly not busy.
Omds
four and twenty Black birds baked into a pie
>>215576739are they aware they're the same shit?
>While living, be a dead man, thoroughly dead; Then, whatever you do, just as you will, will be rightwhat did he mean by this
National Socialism
Gary Neville has blamed “middle-aged white men putting up Union Jack flags” for the Manchester synagogue terror attack — sparking furious backlash across Britain.
>>215576739Very considerate of them to clean as they go
>>215576716
imagine how based south africa would be if it were 100% white
>>215576739Indians on here are a bit...
>>215576754Mad that. Thought it was a muslim feller that did it?
lads I was constipated for 5 days and it’s all coming out now and it feels like I’m being rapedPlease send prayers
>Dame Jilly Cooper, best-selling author of raunchy romance, dies aged 88First Patricia Routledge and now Jilly Cooper. Terrible week to be a Dame.
>>215576680>We at /brit/ say R.I.P. to Jilly Coopershe was well fit
>>215576801
gasping for a carvery
>>215576677It isn't
>>215576801how do you know what being raped feels like?
>>215576801Heavenly father please allow this poo to pass peacefully
>>215576680was going to say the same but then realised I was thinking of the much sexier jilly goolden, whom I have always wished to have lash me with a whip in a filthy dungeon of her own design
With how badly Muslims and especially Pakistan treat Indians and hate them why don't we ever hear stories about Indians losing their shit and attacking/fighting them? Every other ethnicities that hate each other you always hear about them fighting, are Indians just bitch made?
So this is rorke...
>>215576801The Man Raped by Poo a musical
life isn't worth living if i don't get to have sex all the time with hot women whenever you want
>>215576886Cute kemi here
>>215576829Interesting the thought of a sex obsessed 88 year old
>>215576886Me on the right
Our prayers are with rorke who was recently raped by feral blackoids
>>215576886can see why they used to be bought as concubines tbf
Charlotte Church's blubby tits
One of the big African agency cleaners at work genuinely has the most pungent body odour I've ever encountered. He honestly leaves a smell throughout the entire building that lingers even when he isn't there. Like you'll walk into an empty room or hall and know he's been there due to the smell.I'm surprised he hasn't been let go yet, it's that bad. His presence is doing more damage to the cleanliness of the workplace than good, purely due to this odour. I'm not a manager so I don't know how these things go, whether they'll just tell him he needs to start showering or simply sack him.
>>215576880They do all the time in India. Sikhs as well it was like a running 3 way deathmatch at one point.
Diego's doing bird for standing outside of abortion clinics again.
>>215576880>why don't we ever hear stories about Indians losing their shit and attacking/fighting themlmfaooooo what a MONG you are
>>215576886Add longer hair and that looks like new work colleague mentioned earlier
>>215576652Get your chastity cage ready brit bro
>>215576952No doubt you're a SeasideMark fan though. You get what you deserve in this world I'm afraid.
>>215576880>why don't we ever hear stories about Indians losing their shit and attacking/fighting them?They do after the cricket
>>215576947like if you're just like this tiger momma with her cub
another productive day is it nathan
Any rizzless chud man in?
>>215577012whos nathan
Who is Nathan
>>215577020nah got two packs of rizla
think i might be close to death so im gonna start wanking now so that when i dead my dick will be preserved in its optimal state
>>215576947
>>215577012his name is adam
>>215577031a shitty forced gimmick please don't give it any recognition so gimmickmong moves on
need a drugho gf
women are mental, gfs mate took a picture while we were out and spent the following hours constantly checking to see what kind of numbers it was gettingimagine being such a vain little slug
Need a fucking job lads why is it so hard... Sick of being a burden I'm 26 I should be contributing to my families finances... So sick of being a parasitic mong...
James, Nathan and Adam.The Three Amigos.
>>215577057leave it on reddit next time
>>215577070dont think i will
>>215577048Alright nathan
men are mental, mate made a post on /brit/ while we were out and spent the following hours constantly checking to see if he got any replies.imagine being such a vain little slug
>>215577069all lower middle class, raised by single mums, semi-detached house, under 6ft names
>>215577040wad de fuk is de kats probleem?
>>215577069don't forget lewis the loaf
>>215576739They got absolutely battered after this btw
nathanfor you
>>215577040Susberger
Why dont people trust starmer
>>215577094>single mums>semi detached houseMore like grotty flat or miniscule terrace
>>215577121nah they kept the house after the divorce
>>215577093you haven't got any mates
>>215577068>Oh no I need to be productive and pay taxes!Get a clue
QRD on this Nathan character?
Hi, I'm Miniscule Terrance, and this is my life partner Grotty Flat
>>215577068Serious ick imagining you choosing out the perfect sad wojack to go with your sob story
>Miniscule Terranceme nickname back in my school days
neighbormong's goddamn lyre bird is doing his car alarm song again. i'm going to lose my fucking mind it's 6am ffs
>>215577068have you spent a single minute of all your free time developing valuable skills?
>>215577143*poos on your head*
Perpetual Gumbo
>>215576739Wouldn't the joke make more sense if they sprayed after the Indians arrived?
>>215577131ive got a few irl mates, am an introverted lad but i make an effort to see a couple of them once a week
>>215577156Those birds are COOL!
>>215577133No it's just that my mum is the only real earner and the responsibility of the mortgage is on her and I am sick of being a fucking useless sponge.
nth for the baddiedem
>>215577183What an amazing Conference it is!!
dont think i've ever replied to a post on /brit/ mejust post monologues and get a bit wacky from time to time, don't care if you read them they're for my own amusement not yours
>>215577166I mean, I'm trying to get into apprenticeships or courses so that people can teach me skills, but nobody wants me because I'm a mid 20s old fart and apprenticeships are all for young people. So I am probably going to just have to accept that I am an unskilled, bottom of the barrel grunt that will have to do backbreaking unskilled labour (if I can even find jobs like that)
>>215577192can be annoying little bastards though
>>215577183Too milky
>>215576063>the environment?
>>215577210not milky enough
>>215577219Thank you for posting
:)
>>215577183*whips out my stinking todge and squirts some disgusting brown urine all over your meal and drink*
>>215576650They're fighting for us lads
>>215577247*replies to you*
Mental how much latitude plays a role in how much snow we get and how cold it is in the continental United States in winter. From the Gulf of Mexico on up to the border with Canada actually isn’t all that big of a distance comparatively speaking.
gaythan
i heard girls like getting shagged in the vagina, so why won't any of them let me do it to them? i've the perfectly appropriate biological equipment wouldn't you say?
>>215577249heh... peak gruaniad
>>215577249Whereas making a genuine documentary would do the opposite
morning
>>215577249alri, take them in then
>>215577222so thats a no though. you have unlimited free time, access to all of human knowledge + thousands of free courses online, and still have done absolutely nothing to improve yourself. just making half-arsed apprenticeship applications. fucking gimp
>>215577283I did that last night as it were
With numerous party conferences going in I thought it only right to go over the voting options as they stand in this country>a homosexual Jew>a closeted homosexual married to a Jew>A Nigerian Zionist>A lifelong grifter and his emotional support minority>le funny zipline stunt man>Geriatric communist and his band of Islamists (TBC)
nathan knows who he is lads
*hocks a loogie onto the ancient roman cobble stones and shoots snot rockets into the cities aqueducts*
>>215576276what does socialism in national socialism mean?
>>215577249oh ok and this millionaire actor celeb, completely divorced from any of the impacts of mass immigration/refugees, is in possession of the facts is he? nice one
>>215577249>you see that new series on netflix about the struggles of a migrant in the uk rorke?>yeah m8 i'll certainly change my tune from now on. let them all in I say, tear the borders down!
rorke waking up just now
been a very sunny autumn so far
>>215577376>>215577383>Gary Neville Hits Out at 'Angry, Middle-Aged White Men' After Manchester AttackWe're more of a post truth society now anyway
>>215577384you're rorke aren't you
Rorke tied to a chair singing loudly to himself as the chief torturer briefs the minister
>>215577340Don't care. Still voting Reform.
>>215577249They'll make a drama and then politicians will refer to it as a "documentary"
>>215577444Nigga you're Lithuanian
at the museum wiping my arse with the linen king tut was wrapped in
>>215576815Catberg on a mad one
need my fanny scranned
>>215577431no that’s nathan
>>215577068Thank God we left the EU which shrank our economy resulting in fewer jobs>New report reveals UK economy is almost £140billion smaller because of Brexithttps://www.london.gov.uk/new-report-reveals-uk-economy-almost-ps140billion-smaller-because-brexit
>>215577468Over the Hedge 2: RJ's Not All There Nowadays
>>215577524Mad how its all just lines on graphs and companies profits who pay 1% tax and would have impacted my life not one iota
i heard blokes like getting shagged in the arse, so why won't any of them let me do it to them? i've the perfectly appropriate biological equipment wouldn't you say?
>>215577524oh well if sadiq khan says so it must be true
>>215577524I don't know I think a bigger factor is that every business I walk into in the high street is entirely staffed by Indians, and that we have about 10 million excess population from migration. Maybe if the tories had actually halted migration as was a large reason for brexit, this could have been mitigated. As it is, we got the raw end of both deals, brexit cutting a lot of trade with the EU but also no stemming of the biomass tide.
>>215577566yeah but the problem is most blokes want to get shagged in the arse by pretty women. i know, not exactly fair
sa-deek khan
unother miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>215577524>takes his country back>hands it to pakisWhat did they mean by this?
>>215577562It's real jobs in the economy though. A healthy economy means it will be easier for us to get jobs.>companies profits who pay 1% taxI am very much against that. We should tax big business properly, and tax the rich as well.>>215577574Correct
Can’t sleep next to the catborg because he tries crawling onto my head
>>215577528i had the gameboy advance game
>>215577589almost like you were told brexit wouldn't end third world imports
>>215577660Well if sadiq says London is worse off
>>215577222I didnt start my apprenticeship until I was 26, its not that uncommon
>>215577777
Train station and train were full of them
>>215577765>the cost of Brexit to the UK’s economy is £140billion>The new report, by Cambridge EconometricsIt's by an independent companyWe should stop listening to the Tories and Reform - rich cunts who just want to cut regulations and taxes for themselves. If we rejoined the EU it would boost the economy and create more jobs for young adults.
>>215577816mentalhow does leftypol continue to believe his own lies
My piss viscous
>>215577893>leftypolit's all muslims you utter mong
hiring an office manager and being completely honest i am going 100% on looks so we can have a hot milf in the office. zero fucks given to ability.
>>215577875>rejoined the EUahh yes that's just what we needin addition to the boat people we already take in we need MORE palmed off to us by other nations, very good
>>215577875*rubs hands* yes yes join the EU, ignore the fact two of Europe's richest and most prosperous countries are outside of the EU, please join us and pay your admission fees to fund Poland and Romania.
>>215577922joining is usually pretty good for third world countries
>>215577914All fun and games until someone has to waste half their time cleaning up after their constant fuck ups.
>>215577950Norway has oil cheats. What's the other one?
>>215572599>>215572599>>215572599
Doing a Dubai poo
>>215577901yeah mate leftypol is totally opposed to mass immigration
>>215577922>>215577950Rejoining would boost the British economy and provide more jobs>ignore the fact two of Europe's richest and most prosperous countries are outside of the EUThe US and China are both hostile to us. We should not become dependent on them.
>>215577950Switzerland and Norway aren't really analogous to the UK though, which only left because politicians find will find it easier to strip mine the country for their donors
>>215577982the eu need to stop larping and actually be effective tbqh
>>215577963Switzerland has nothing but wheels of cheese. Also the UK also has tons of oil and natural gas in the north sea, you could be richer per capita than Norway if you tried.
>>215577968top yerself
>>215577982>Rejoining would boost the British economyrejoining would see the abandonment of the pound, so it would boost the EU economy
>>215578007
>>215577524I never understand "the economy shrank" as an excuse for anything. Just go do something. Sell some cabbages or buid a windmill. Lazy cunts
