GNOME’d editionPrevious: >>215656731
Stale edition
Gnomeo and Juliet
20 years in /cum/ and not a fucking peep
>>215660046Nothing he just stopped postingWent camping last month with him, his wife, and my girlfriend
this one worked for me :Ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgK3-dEUAhc
Gnome's are much more dangerous entities than you think>>215660127okay thanks
>>215660126Fuck off dudeFuck you
gnomes won
>>215660126>girlfriend>accuses others of being a normgroidyou people really need to be killed
>he just stopped postingSounds like a loser to me
>>215660126I'm a tradie that rides motorcycles and has a wife but I post every day
>>215660126fuck off and leave normalnigger
How come I made like 3 Mileena threads and had anons chimping out and avoiding my thread but this guy has made like 10 gnome threads and nobody cares
>Duplicate file existsBased >>215660103Sneething gnigger
>>215660158>>215660133
>>215660169Because gnomes aren't obnoxious
>>215660169Gnomes are a core aspect of American lawn culture
>>215660135I can play it on a guitar https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4bFqW_eu2I
>>215660202How were my threads obnoxious
When I was a kid a tree fell on our garden gnome and it broke in half then we glued it back together
>>215660165I post at work (I work a fake job that generates zero actual value for anyone and just costs my company money)
>>215660231>niche video game character that 99% of people have ever heard of>annoying bright colors>coomer shit
>>215660232gluepilled
>>215660135This. The /x/ stories about gnomes are crazy.
Larry from the HOA says lawn gnomes are against the rules
>A beloved small town rabbi in the high desert becomes an unlikely gunslinger after his community is violently attacked.
>>215660228okay congrats
>>215660231subjecting people to your jerk off material is obnoxious
>>215660259Larry can suck my balls
>>215660246The first one doesn't matter, the second one is you legitimately and literally having autism, the third one is most valid but the picture wasn't particularly coomery
i got a good grade from my boss for my annual reviewwhat brand of jet ski should i get with my bonus
>>215660255>The /x/ stories about gnomes are crazy.Post em. I am familiar with the lore and it is very lovecraftian
>>215660263yeah yeah
Gnome threads are just part of /cum/ culture nowThey pop up every once in a while to spice things up like the flag or map editions
>>215660291get a snow mobile and flee to alaska
>>215660303okay yeah
>>215660241Thats most jobs lol
>>215660322yeah
Honestly I used to be tortured and harassed constantly by a colony of gnomes after I accidentally destroyed one of their tunnels while building an addition to my house We came to a detente and have an uneasy truce right now where they won’t attack me if I give them a fifth of any ale, butter, and sugar I buy.
>>215660314i know that i'm cool as a cucumber and am dripped out in ice but i am not a fan of cold weather
garden gnomes are adorable :3
immigrants are america's strengthnever forget that
>>215660184Not obese but pudgy
>>215660379Okay José
>>215660379You said this yesterday
I'm orchestrating a gnome holocaust right now. I've got a 4,000 watt generator and a garden shed that's sealed up with weather stripping. Just need a hose to divert the exhaust into the shed and I figure I should be able to kill about 6,000,000 in under 12 months.
>>215660379No way, Jose
>>215660382nice
>>215660414>6,000,000Too bad the global gnome population is in the trillionsTheir tunnel network civilization extends down to the earth's core
the christmas tree trad originates from usgarden gnomes probably came from ireland or something
>>215660414Gnomes are wily fucks, you need to make sure they didn’t redirect the current to your bedroom and you don’t fry yourself in your sleep. I heard that my great uncle tried something like this but with dynamite and they moved it all right under his house. He lit the fuse then headed inside and his entire family was blown to smithereens.
>>215660455>the christmas tree trad originates from usThat's a bold claim
Garden gnomes are German heritage never forget that
>>215660455It comes from Germans, some of whomst lived in the Baltics, not the native Balts Martin Luther is supposed to have been the first to add lights
>>215660266>You can't like a female character unless it's jerk off material Projecting or shallow
Lawn jockeys are American culture
This guy brings up Mileena every gnome thread
Take heed, cumman.
>>215660487Hanseatic League. It came from us bringing home fur trees.
Blood on the dance floor
>>215660457Generator is equipped with anti-gnome tamper proof devices including mousetraps and a 12 gauge shotgun with a string tied to the trigger.>>215660440What if my intent isn't to get rid of every last gnome, though?
Where's the anon who loves that one female hispanic artist with a dude's name?
>>215660061Usecase?
There is only one Milena I know
>>215660559It was EstoniansYou are not German
What’s your biggest secret
>>215660683i can’t tell you, it’s incriminating
>>215660683I'm actually two midgets in a trench coat
>>215660727sounds more like two little secrets
>>215660683I can't tell you, it's a secret
>>215660683I voted for Kamala Harris
>>215660683I'm unironically a visajeet
>>215660683I cheat on my girl, often
>>215660798With men
So this lady gets elected as mayor in a German city and right after gets stabbed to shit in her own home.Turns out it was her adopted daughter who did it (she survived and said so herself)Guess the skin color
>>215660809who identify as women
>>215660798I can relate
>>215660683i love you secretly
If you working a job you a bitch
Would you try the substance?
>>215660858Lip gloss? The fuck are you talking about
>>215660858Her pussy grool ?
>>215660683I do autoerotic asphyxiation watching gore videos.
>>215660820Do you have sauce on this? Can't find anything that mentions the adopted kids but I'd wager a guess they're some kind of glip glop muck.People are constantly warned about getting exotic pets and the dangers they pose but they do it anyways.
>>215660894>>215660898Y'all need to watch the Substance
>>215660963I'm a sex haver, sir
>>215660820The mayor of Los Angeles got her house broken into twice, once by Mexicans and once by a black
>>215660858Whenever a movie or story hinges on following some basic rule or else being punished I always feel like I could have just followed it avoiding the main character's downfall...
>>215660858i haven't seen the moviewhats it about
>>215660994Unironically foids getting old
I'll keep you my dirty little secret
>>215661025Faggot
>this is what foids think they look like when they hit 50
If only everything got as cheap as TVs have
only have 36/100 dollars left why is everything so damn expensive now
>>215660941https://www.deutschlandfunk.de/neue-buergermeisterin-von-herdecke-ausser-lebensgefahr-adoptivtochter-unter-tatverdacht-100.html
>>215661045Move along move along like I know you do
>>215661082Thumb drives and memory cards are pretty cheap too now
Art is generally bad because it can depict evil as good and vice versa in a way that actually persuades normies. Good art is a very small minority
>>215661074Horror directors be like "imagine an older woman" and that's it, that's the plot
Olivia Rodrigo vs Taylor SwiftWho do you think has a prettier vageen?All I know is that Selena Gomez and Charli XCX have fucked up onesJust a feeling I have and I’m sure of it
>>215661093where does it list the race of the adopted kids
>>215661191She doesn't have legs or orifices
>>215661178What kind of art do you make?
>>215661074>>215661182>A woman's greatest existential terror is not being hot anymore and only having beta losers liking themReally makes you think huh?
>>215661206remember what they took from you
>>215661191One's brown lol
>>215661191olivia has gross hairy arms and taylor is a blown out hag
>>215661206>r/jailbait>r/fatpeoplehate>r/chimpouts>r/coontownReddit genuinely used to be a freespeech haven
>>215661198It doesn’t but there’s an image of her son in handcuffs and he’s a gorilla black nigga so I’m just guessing the daughter is too loool
>>215661215Are you trying to do the woman/npc argument that you can't have an opinion on a thing unless you're also doing the thing?
>>215661263Should have imagined
Ok maybe not in handcuffs but still the color of doodoo
>>215661218Really makes you think
>>215661276I make lots of artThere, is my opinion suddenly "valid" now? Npc.
@footkraut https://youtu.be/WsUqxOVSBDo?si=lH3tBR8ZfxbT3cRv&t=98
>>215661300share, i want to see
>>215661312Every post I make is art
my heart can only take 1 hour of dead space gameplay a day
>>215661330what's the best post you've ever made
>>215661388it's not like getting poorer would make things better
the corporation making more money means i make more money, it's that simple.cope and seethe.
>>215661476Okay I'm coping and seething
im gonna pop
im sleepy buds
>>215661309
>>215661588he doesnt like french pedicures do you agree with him?
>>215661612Yeah French pedi is so tackyHate it
Linus Tech Tips but it’s Linus Sex Tips
>>215661657i wouldnt want to see him have sex with his ugly wife
>>215661426per capita also increases.inflation also increases.things aren't getting better or worse you're just poor because you are bad at your job or don't have any desirable skills.
>>215661671She looks so weird and bug likeHis poor hapa kids look fucked up tooAlso his wedding suit fit like shit
imagine naming your one and only beloved child of god "linus".
>>215661693hes a life long clown
Hockey starts in 5 minutes
Everyone seems to like Keanu Reeves
the beef went badgrilled cheese for dinner again it is
>>215660298Took a minute to find on the archive. Here is one from Scandinavia.
>>215661756the gnomes stole it, they don't want their secrets revealed
>>215661756forgot pic
I'll tell ya what. That Little Caesar's was damn good with no bitch in my ear tellin me it's nasty.
inshallah
I don't think I've ever been to Little Caesars
Little Caesars is trash tier
Is Little Caesar's in Valhalla?
Time goes by so slowly, and time can do so much.
my foot was a balloon
I use this bathroom everyday
>>215661985That's not your toilet.
legendary artifacts iceberg
Going to get the new Doja Cat Fortnite skin
I want to learn how to do a cartwheel
>>215662023I haven't done a cartwheel since I was 9. I haven't seen my mother in a long, long time
That last part was completely unnecessary
>me: are these clothes in the washer clean or are you using it as a hamper?>momberg: what do you mean?
single brothers, I need y'all to man up and marry these single mothers out here
>>215662119i don't mind the kid, i do mind if she doesn't bring anything to the relationship to improve my quality of life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0azyWMvmLDw:)
my ice cream started melting before i could put it in the freezer
>>215662253ice tends to do that. it also refreezes once it's back in the freezer.
Now I kinda want a cookie dough blizzard
can women get pregnant from eating cum
>>215662075Why would you use the washer machine as a hamper?That doesn't make any sense. You got btfo out by momberg
gonna buy premium armor for my wizard
>>215661777>>215661756thanks >>215661774LMAO
>>215660683I actually can't say
>>215661388In my country the GDP isn't even going up but things are still getting worse
I don't have any interesting secrets
spend most of my time these days playing with my digital A.I. dolls
>looking at a teach english abroad program hovering over each cunt>the Thailand program is like "enjoy the warm Hospitality of the locals"Kek they're really just not so unsubtly advertising sexo as a perk
>>215662446GDP is going up, just don't look at the last 10 years of GDP per capita.
i need to stop being a pussy
What's a comfy relatively decently paid career path that's often overlooked?
>>215662471>real GDP growth of like 0.1% in ten yearsJust fuck my shit up
>>215662491why the fuck are you asking here
>>215662491Telecommunications.
>>215662491professional ball scratcher
my cousin needs a job, can you give him a hand?
>>215662523I need out of the box ideas so I ask people who are out of the box
>>215662491Drug dealing1. You make your own hours, no boss nagging down your back2. Gives you experience in entrepreneurship and product creation 3. It's a chance to network and grow with some of the most tough minded folks in the cunt4. The experience--you get to sample a wide variety of drugs and perfect a niche craft that is always in demand
>>215662446yeah i'm gonna have to agree with that other anon and tell you you're just imagining it and you're bad at your job
>>215662491Power engineer, get paid to do nothing
>>215662549You forgot>Work in a diverse multicultural setting serving underprivileged communities
>>215662491Taxi driver
>>215662551Inexplicable post
>>215662491Farming, but the big-time corporate gigs. Not play-farming like "homesteaders" attempt.Real farmers sit in an air-conditioned cabin listening to a podcast while the machine practically drives itself via GPS.
Sitting in my car in the parking lot outside of the office. My shift begins in 14 minutes. I have loaded myself so much with a cocktail of various gray market drugs and research chemicals that I feel perfectly numb. 12 hours of being yelled and screamed at and verbally abused over the phone. This is the life.
>>215662471>>215662515could have been the UAE of the west with those oil sands
>>215662591you can function while tripping nutsack and having to talk to randos?
>>215662591What do you do?
canada could have been world famous as that place with 15 million anglo and french people who are all mega oil rich and build themselves a new manor estate or golf course or ski resort whenever they feel like it and no one has to work.
>>215662602Did you know Cuckdeau literally had the EU and Japan begging us to make LNG deals in the aftermath of Putin's invasion of Ukraine and he said no, because of the environment o algo. They then made deals with the Ayrabbs and America instead. How do you discourage investment into your own country like that? WEF really had to pick my country to destroy first.
>>215662549This is unironically true. Drug dealing is a very nice profession. I never got into it but due to reasons grew up very intimately familiar with that particular job. I had chances to do so but I was a dumb cuck and thought I was doing the "right" thing to work faggot wagie humiliation jobs and going to college. I witnessed them enjoying life so much more,making so much more money than me, but I thought I'm doing somehow the smart thing.Now I work office job I hate and dream of death every day. If I went back in time I'd 100% just become a drug dealer. The risk is honestly minimal if you have the right connections, only the big fish really get caught or the idiots slinging on the streets. There's a comfortable middle ground.
Farmers have high suicide rates
>>215662591https://youtu.be/8t8fy7-edOM
>>215662629Worst part about it is nobody is learning from out retarded mistakes. Australia is copying us move for move with pajeets.
>>215662637the world will never forget the anglosphere for winning ww2
I'm the blackest nigga beaner you'll ever met
>>215662618Yeah, I rarely am sober so I function just fine. People just assume that's my normal personality.
today i learned 80% of 2025 stock market gains in america were because of AI companies that are not yet even turning a profit
>>215662663*forgive>>215662660In other countries, these changes are reversible. In one year England could deport all its migrants and start fracking the North Sea if they really felt like it.America may have 70 million hispanics and 40 million blacks, so we're in the worst shape, but at least we're the only one trending in the right direction.But Canada seems so fucked
>>215662654You read my mind
>>215662664Mayate
>>215662700Yea most of them will probably go bust, but the ones with actual potential will still be good investments.
>>215662664Do you have a large penis? I've always wanted to get a latino penis on my ass. You're so exotic and sexy. Papi OwO
Is /cum/ Rushpilled?
>>215662700I don't care as long as I am making money.
>>215662703We haven't had any good news in 10 years, it just gets worse and worse and the Eternal Boomers keep voting for the status quo.
Coach Primate
i need a halloween costume to wear while handing out candysome kid made fun of me for not wearing one last yearwhat is a good idea for a costume /cum/?
>>215662753More like Rushmetosleep lol
You can tell someone is being abused by the expression on their face
>>215662778Skull Kid
>>215662778Blackface
>>215662651>Now I work office job I hate and dream of death every day.Do you at least get decent pay? It could be worse buddie, I can't even get a job like that >The risk is honestly minimal if you have the right connections, only the big fish really get caught or the idiots slinging on the streets. There's a comfortable middle ground.The risk is pretty high i feel like. If youre just selling to friends then it's probably pretty low, but then you aren't making that much money. If you get caught i'm pretty sure it can easily be a felony
>>215662778Birthday suit
>>215662779>t. woman
Why do they do this
:0
>>215662769RACISTGO HOME RACIST
>>215662786What expression?
>>215662769there it is
>>215662825WEF controls our country unironically and those jews are rather malevolent towards average citizens
>>215662829And there it is
>>215662825Makes the line go up.
>>215662779More like Rush to the dance floor to cut a rug
Brushed my teeth now I'm in bed waiting to enter the dream zone
i'm pretty sure things are going to get very bad in the next couple years, but also i am pretty sure nothing ever happens
>>215662778Spooky ghost that's a little pointy on top.
>cum users ghosting me constantly It's over
>>215662909Don't dream about naked women!
>>215662909sleep tighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLPhZvcBpw
>>215662843A kind of deadening type of sadness expression
>>215662939I can't control that but usually I'm being chased or stalked by a monster in my dream
>>215662977That's my default expression, but i'm just dead inside
This is my lock screen
My meat stick is fully of milky goodness when i stimulate it the stick goes boing and the milk comes rushing outHappens to anyone else?
>>215662999You are trans hon
>>215662995You weren't abused or neglected as a child?
>>215663042I was raped almost daily by my father and uncle
I don't dream often.
They should give people who homeschool their children 11 oscars because the fantasy world they live in is on par with lord of the rings and harry pothead
>>215663053Dear god, I hope you get some therapy or something
>>215663042No, that's just my natural default expressionMy mom looks the same so I must get it from her
NUKE MISSISAUGANUKE BRAMPTON
>>215663071My therapy is drugs and booze
Kind of sucks how you have to pretend to be super happy, perky, and upbeat to get jobsWish i was born in Russia or some other cunt where the cultural norm is that you never smile
anyone have a shotgun i can an hero with? i'll sign a waiver so you won't get in any legal trouble.
>famberg aren't coming home tonightparty at my house guys
My penis hurts
>>215663172Can't you buy one in your local Shartmart?
>>215663193Walmart stopped selling guns after the shooting in El Paso a few years ago.
>>215663264Damn American truly has fallen
>>215663264The chud face came from that dude
this hasan jewpsyop is so tiring man. gets rich streaming for a zioshill company like amazon where 20% of every donation he gets goes to Bezos, pretends to become the face of the palestine movement while appearing in the NYT and other jew owned media, then all of a sudden right when Trump is about to give Netanyahu everything he wants, hasan suddenly starts abusing his dog and talking about how dogs' feelings don't matter to poison the movement, like how much more obvious can you get?
various stages of undress
>>215662999what game?
Turks historically not the compassionate type
Coffee makes me feel physically nauseious and sick for the rest of the day, but somehow this isnt enough to stop me from compulsively drinking it everyday
>>215663318Donkey Kong 64
Have you seen the turkroach gun?https://youtu.be/H8zW3UllJY0
>>215663358so based, especially the square bullets part
>>215663305He was also astroturfed from day 1 of his career and every step along the way, idk how some people don't notice that
>Hasan "the dog abuser" Piker ladies and gentlemen >*Everyone claps*
I ALWAYS eat tacos on Wednesday
>>215663330Incredibly evil historically, every time I read about them I wonder why English historiography is so pro-Turkish/Ottoman. Look what they did to Marco Antonio Bragadin, evil roaches.
>>215663434i thought mexicans ate tacos on tuesday
This is my desktop wallpaper
>>215663511warwar never changes
i'm back. what happened to /mex/
I felt the Lord today
>>215663523Make one
i was in janny alcatraz. thanks for asking
>>215663438They fumbeled their way into an empire that desperately tried to fall apart at basically every moment, managed to reach an uneasy detente with the rest of europe because they simply couldn't be bothered to cooperate against them, and used that deference to peace to hand wring by proxy their way to fabulous wealth. Every time they got too big for their britches they got their shit slapped HARD and it would have disasterous rammifications, finally culminating in their last huzzah where their absolutely pathetic resistence in the east gave the entente such confidence in their emminant defeat that they would try the most bold and daring military landing in history.
>>215663290I went to the same school as him. Don't think I ever saw him, though.
This is the worst time of year. Cold enough that the parents crank the heat up massively but warm enough for spiders to be out and about so I can't open my window to fight the heat.
>>215663524John moses browning is in all of our hearts, we just have to listen to accept him as our lord and savior
>>215663581It's 50F and the air conditioning is still on. I'm gonna go turn it off.
>>215663581Someone that still lives with his parents has no right to complain about how they condition their home
>>215663523>>215663557Have sex
>>215663557no i'm not waiting 5 min for
>>215663563You ever read about the First Balkan War? Le mighty Ottomans losing to a bunch of literally who Balkan countries. Turkish soldiers were on starvation rations during the war because they didn't know what logistics were. Brown people make even the Russian Empire look incredibly competent
>>215663581>already turning the furnace on are you brown?
I don't understand adults who are still scared of spiders and bugs
>>215663605Moving out means your parents don't love you. I am entitled to a multigenerational household.
i fuck up ai chat algorithms by feeding them lies and telling them they are wrong when they're right
>>215663622I've read bits and pieces but ya, the only advantage the ottomans were able to consistently leverage where their hordes of drone people to exploit. Their other advantages turned out to be fleeting and mismanaged
>>215663633SNAKES ARE SCARY THOUGHEVERBEIT
>>215663636I didn't say you had to move out, but don't complain about how someone keeps their own house
>>215663666I don't know anyone that's legitimately scared of snakes. Other than your typical abundance of caution (fair) and some people that just think they're gross
>>215663667It's not "their" house, you have boomer atomized capitalist mentality.
>>215663699Did they buy it?
I instantly assume that anyone who wastes time arguing with jason is just as retarded as jason
does jason still use windows
>>215663684Indiana Jones was right to hate snakes
>>215663656There is a lot of hilarious tidbits in there>Reserve units didn't know how to fire their guns>Turkish commanders literally did not know how to march their soldiers at the corps or division level>They declared war when they didn't have to take the surprise offensive, then didn't even have the ability to attack the Balkans, which is why they got curbstomped
Who will take care of Jason after his parents are gone?
>>215663666They really aren't, especially if you live in an urban area
destiny made hasan
>>215663785How many times do you think Destiny sucked his dick?
>>215663750the taxpayer
>>215663750He has to survive off his inheritance plus mooching off his sisters
who will take care of me
Someone of you wealthy cummies should take him in.
might journal ngl
>>215663830Start baking the new one!
>goshcel newFUCK OFF
>>215663840haven't ever made a thread in all the time ive posted with the cumbums
Let's see those new threads
odds i brush my teeth tonight
>>215663903>>215663903
>>215663896don't do it, don't fall for the big toothpaste jew
