Funny edition
>>215663185mad how badly i mindraped him lmao
imagine being a Viet and asking ChatGPT to make you some bullshit herbal remedies. your ancestors are disappoint. you failed you many generations of ancestors and Asia. I hope they SHAME you
>>215663185Leebait edish for the early morn I see
>>215663209its mr bean
>>215663185still bothers me he repeated his famous chicken bit from the show in the movie beat for beat
the 2am scran
Paging despy hooves, paging despy hooves
on a sea of broken hopesomehow we sail alongriding on the wavesof dreams we laid to waste
>>215663237elton's got piles
>>215663238Detective Despy Hooves ..Is .. busy With ..The Alberta Separatist protest ..Right now
>>215663185mad how all it took was 15 episodes for this face to go worldwide
manifesting destiny (sniffing nail polish remover)
>>215663135ok not to bad then. If you drink too much do you get jaundice?
destiny (logging onto vscape and mining 500K pess) is calling me
>>215663237You eating it with a massive fork as well?
got no friendsnever had a girlfriendunemployedso yeah
thats hot
feeling a little christmassyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSncE0l4MGQ
>>215663197
.. pinkie's got the swiper ..
dentist >.< https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sQLk64-O6C8
>>215663309Why do they have no cutie marks?
there are too many ponies in this thread
EWWWWWWWWWWWWW the piezoelectric saw bit
>>215663365oh fuck off
>>215663200why did you mindrape mr bean?
>>215663365
ruh roh
>>215663239404 tits not found
>>215663365instant obliteration
any little freakazoids in
you can't trust british or canadian OPs anymore, they will make threads with lee bait to nuke the thread
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/po6abklcC1chorse
Do I even want to know what was just posted
>>215663403a list of all the niggas who care:
>>215663401more of a wretched rapist
>>215663401..yh
>>215663423you should care
>>215663401irredeemable worm myself>>215663431i don't
what was it
wow it is common to stop taking insulin in hospice care (during the final 6 months of life)
>>215663422>>215663442the op image is a leebait image, what was deleted was a fairly standard leebot response to leebait
masturbating my anus with a buttered baguette
just inhaled the volatile compounds time to go watch horses
very cute video https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ws2iZTf2R1c with another zebraandhrose in the mirror
My ugly polak wife
>>215663509at least she isnt a chinlet when you go settle THOUGHTEVER
Sir Justin Bean
>>215663496they're so bratty
rorke buying mild cheddarleftypol buying an argentinian brie (also mild)
>>215663197Why was this post deleted?
i'm epic
>>215663555me I am
need to go to the petrol station...get a thing of gas...for things
the reason whythe reason whythe reason why i had to diedid i bleed the blood of greed?what was my destiny?
Alright team? I did some uni work, then played the AIR visual novel on Steam for a bit and finally watched a few episodes of Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds.
big sweaty breasts
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/J-IjvTsdAUcChina scooping the black guy thats been trying to do the thing for like 2 years or something
>>215663559jannette is known for banning anyone who speaks ill of jews even in the slightest
>>215663606watch out here I CUM you spin me right round baby right right round right round
do you accept ruby's donut?
Need him dead asap
got the 'ount 'ankula on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gq_ZrVLViB0surgeon on YT! picked the most relevant video for you guys
god a YouTube survey question right about ibuprofen :3
>>215663638Evening Mousey, how have you been my friend?
>>215663617what's that bread can looks like something out of a prison kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOw6XVgJ2zIweed addict on YT recalls taking DXM (a REAL drug which also I think acts on the serotonin receptors too)
that kid that synthesized dopamine or something from something, explosions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98l-rKv2E_Q for primary explosive
in 2021 the lead singer of the fratellis tried to take my mate (17 at the time) back to his hotel roomwonder what his plan wasseems sinister
screaming, lee melting down in the old now>>215663413>>215663427
>>215663670it's like euphoric ket but it makes you shit and puke because of the sorbitol
>>215663696weak genes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXXiHyBitbscocaine from gasoline (Business Insider) usually clickbait but most of the time worth the watch anyway for what they want to tell you
fentanyl
>>215663658kill yoiurself
deeply mentally ill young man in here
>>215663745based
>>215663725Mousey do you know much about cellular biology or phylogenetic trees?
>>215663754he doesn't want to talk to you
>>215663694i liked that one hit wonder they had
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4L7gUyYKi0&pp=ugUEEgJlbg%3D%3Dhow does a bullet get traced back to a gun in crime
>>215663617Only if her poo is baked into them.
>>215663725ok ill watch
this basically confirmed there is a rorkebot on here. its purpose? dont know.
>>215663758He is one of my closest friends
>>215663775I hope you enjoy, but if you didnt, remember that someone took the time to make that video, and there were teams involved in getting that information out on the internet :3
>>215663776I remember those posts. Very odd indeed.
???
>>215663185mental how i never found him funny even as a child
>>215663781are you a business insider employee?
>>215663794bing hao
>>215663790can't believe i finally made it in a /brit/ meme
>>215663799...yes its secret though
>>215663805erm what
>>215663800alri inderjeet
pizza
>>215663829omg im soooo hungry but if I DONT I will reward myself tomorrow with a macaraoni cheese pie and doner meat pie
>>215663814
>>215663809that must be interestingwish i had an interesting life
>>215663829that does seem to be a pizza slice yes
>>215663829peng
in all seriousness am i the only human that posts here now? what is this gibberish getting posted? has something happened to this website?
>>215663852its just regular 3am posting
>>215663852feel sorry for you being so autistically retarded that you refuse so much to take in ANY new information presented to you ITT, all jokes aside at the same time it is annoying
>>215663852alas, some of the most dire inanities are spread ceaselessly by those whom we are sadly sure inhabit flesh bodies
cheese and tomato on toastbasically pizza without the greese
they got white asians now
>>215663879kill yourself
>>215663884these eyelids are so fit btw like 6000 years ago Chinese people were white
>>215663852>in all seriousness am i the only human that posts here now?Yeah.
>>215663890The Han genocided the white Chinese.
>>215663884finnish peepo have always been like this innit
im ciawhy does bane wear the mask?we all wear masksif you remove the mask will you die?itt would be extremely painfulfor you
>>215663897ffsjust like the Africans if they could genocide anything successfully (they cant because theyre useless)
under the illusion that people are here to entertain you when really this is just a place to vomit out your inane thoughts and see if anything splashes back
i love how anything brown mixed with white always equals brown, never white
>>215663886very rude young manyou bring shame to yourselfshame i sayill pray for your soul
>>215663911yeah my favorite part of huffing I just remembered is slowly giving up your body does when at first it resists, to the point when or where you have to physically remember to breathe because of how far the body goes
she was peng
sir splash back
yeah its mental how the casinos in Pokemon give away Pokemons
>>215663923>mix shit with anything and you get shitabsolutely mental that, proper deep thoughts you have i'd love to hear more
>>215663923thats generally how mixing 2 different colours works mate
sir post quality complainer
mix it with some ginger or black pepper yeah
kek this is me
biscuit and raison tobleronepretty goodnot as good as the toffee one but itll passvery good mr toblerone very good
>>215663969ewwwwwwwwwww
>>215663974what you ewing at bozo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YxFCPmBJGwwwould she fucking HATES blind people now
based autaistic peolp ar ejust in the matrix and know about all the roaches in the the cereal without knowing
>>215663969are you 50? wtf lad
i love everyone in this threadjust wanted to let you know <3 <3 <3
fomyeg
need my dick sucked need my dick sucked by a GIRL!
>>215663909They never should have been allowed to cross the Sahara. I propose that they should be contained within the black zone. Obviously a billion of them can't be sustained and they will massacre each other, but I say so be it.
>>215664015it's like you've read my mind
thiknin bout that... herbal medicine
>>215664032took mine today
>>215664009luv u 2
>>215664024yeah well funny thing, this is exactly what gaddafi and assad were doing before jews bombed their lands to smithereens
>>215664040are you taking cumincumin the Pussy! ha
Might buy some eggs and make a breakfast burrito
>>215664040are you a girl btw sex sex
the gfs
wow im so hungry
and tiredcrying so much
>>215664050I can't deny I had sympathy for their lost cause, as I did for the White Southern African lost cause. All betrayed by the tribe.
>>215664072sad how she hates whites and dates japs
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/215659197/#215659755rorke going to bed at 3AM get fucked
>>215664121that's him done
you only made that post because today I was like yeah, it is actually cringe or would be if someone was like "yeah, I fuck japs ONLY" and it did lead to the obvious conclusion about racism but I really really dont give a shit about leftypol and it eating itself. you are all clowns
AKA it is "not my prob"
>>215664082>>215664100why aren't you eatingdon't cry <3
lads i think tomorrow i'm going to change all of my bad habits and become a completely new personi will be normal and do normal person things
>>215664154buy me food for freetakeaway buy me takeaway
>>215664139
>>215664113armpit
>>215664168I only hope I planted the seed in rorkes mind (because that post was as far as I would be motivated to go) or him to come to his own conclusions :)
biiiiiiiiiitchif you wos my cousin I would still fuck you biiiiiiiiiiiiitchthats how fucking fit you are its unreal biiiiiiiitch its actually fucking unreal
>>215664187
toby
>>215664213repetition is the way to learning someoneuse this to your advantage, and learn something good for yourself starting tomorrow. gl samurai
i have not done enough bath salts to try and comprehend mousey tonight
>>215664217hi biiiiiiiitchyou are so intelligent and smart maoooow only so clever because you dont give me your all like I waaaaaaant you fucking biiiiiiiitchI fucking hate edging and edging culture
rorke hangin' with leftypol
beautiful cairo
>black people invented mu-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGg9cE-ceso&list=RDWGg9cE-ceso
>>215664254rorke no leave him alone>>215664259ah yes the seat of civilisation
if a bitch came to me stinking like a fiiiiiiiiishI would be so piiiiiiiiiiiseddont come to me smelling like planet yoga
biiiiiiiitch
>>215664261black people invented music you can dance tomusic that makes you feel
alrihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoWCB8AUiP4
>>215664261the claim is 'jazz' not 'music', at least in reference to that pieceyou'd have to be on some high grade wakandium to think they invented music (but i reckon primary schools will be teaching that soon if they don't already)
this picture goes hard
>>215664297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5vnIX1niDQ
Honestly thinking about buying one of these. Time to step up my gooning game.https://www.lovense.com/solace-pro-ai-automatic-blowjob-machine-men
my tummy hurts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hMVpcDYS-0Baare chunes from the pink one
rorke actualy went to bed at 3:30, to go lie to himself - making him a liar as well as you! >:3
nth for the holodem
>>215664366UwU
>>215664297very hard to tell when posts like these are ironic since libshits do say stuff like this all the time
So this is the end of /brit/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TvSjLLOdiU
Hasan is so fucking fit
>>215664413This is true though. A lot of American music DOES come from a mixture of European folk and African American music. Or did you misread your own screenshot?
>>215664481not very attractive to abuse dogs though is it?
>>215664487the claim i was responding to said "black people", suggesting only them, you thick fuck yank
last chance to mend the roof when it's still warm and there's no rain. surely I won't use it
Blacks made the only genre of music that matters ROCK N ROLL!!!
>>215664518ok unc
>>215664509Right, but your screenshot suggests otherwise, implying European music traditions were a part of it too, thick mongo.
Imagine being an international drug trafficker. Travelling into war zones like Afghanistan and Burma for heroin supply. Colombia and Venezuela for cocaine. Potentially doing cannabis deals but it seems like the money isn't in that anymore. Flooding the UK, Western Europe, Australia and New Zealand with the finest quality hard drugs. Not handling the drugs, just wheeling and dealing and directing where they go. Handling millions in multiple currencies. Money laundering.Shagging all the women of the world. Paying off dictators and buying police. Secretly working with the MI6 and CIA for protection. That would be the life.
>>215664534yes that is the point of REFUTINGoh my god lads, how can so many people in a 'white' country be so retarded compared to any european flag on this siteor am i speaking with a wog (quite likely)
Rrat mogging 'dem
been gooning
i mean yanks get a reputation for being retarded and some of them assume it's just the other political isle who is like that ('the republicans' or 'the democrats')but no they're all thick as pig shit
>>215664548imagine getting taken prisoner and getting your dick and balls cut off and getting fucked thru the hole because the think you're a snitch
>>215664528Rock on brother
>>215664553The wording of your post made it seem as if you were posting a screenshot as an example of a libshit spouting nonsense, not as a refutation. Perhaps try to word your post better next time.
>>215664583Nobody would think im a snitch. I wouldn't snitch, id buy the police and working with MI6 and the CIA is just part of the business. And i'm an Englishman. My calm and polite nature will disarm the foreigns. The fact remains that English men are intrepid and highly regarded by the rest of the world.
skyping the american gf soon got any good memes to share?
>>215664609
>>215664653highly retarded maybe
Sergon of Akkad is going hard these days.
>>215664567>bong calling anyone dumb
>>215664669Maybe but death doesn't worry me and I could do prison standing on my head.
>>215664670Me when im a Sumerian in 2200 BC
want a cigarette but im too high to go downstairs to get me smokes and stand outside.
Got a good job Got a gfGot my own placeGot a carIve unironically made it lads
Not to be racist or anything but british people are very
soiling a poo
Who ended up winning funniest asians
>>215664548Funny how you leave mexico off the list of countries even though they are the main importer of drugs into the united states
>>215664259A pharroh doesn't wear crocs
>Zack Polanski is literally a gay vegan Jewomds I am not voting for that cunt
>>215664933um
>>215664933what are you gonna let the damned chuderinos win??
>>215664481Never found Hasan particularly fit. There are way more attractive lads everywhere. He just looks like a Turkish bloke you'd see working in any kebab shop
>>215664892I wouldn't operate in the States. Don't fuck with the CIAs turf. They own Mexico. I wouldn't fuck with Israel either. Some war zones are best avoided.
>>215664885I reckon it was the slitty-eyed one.
>>215664965yes
>>215664807haha bro im so high bro... cant even like go down the stairs... fr*ckin high as balls
>>215664973fr
had my smoke. it was nice to step outside but my idiot slag next door neighbour left her outside light on again so i didn't get to enjoy 4am darkness. she was probably smoking weed 6 hours ago and forgot to turn it off. or maybe she leaves it on intentionally to try and deter rats.
>>215664995what you on pal? for me its 2100mg of pregabalin and 10mg of diazepam
>>215665025i was making fun of you not actually stating im on anything anyways enjoy your benzos weirdo
we really do mog so much of nature it's easy to see why religious people think we're literally crafted by god
>>215665090not meI am a horse and will die very soon
>>215664999Yeah I wouldn't get involved in that mess. Strictly Anglosphere and Europe for selling product. Source from the Taliban and the war lords of Burma for supply of brown. CIA friendly Colombians for the white. But not get involved in their cartel operations, just honest dealings for the white stuff and divert it away from the Americas.
New gimmick: pretend to announce a new gimmick, but it's actually just a post meant to waste people's time reading your inane rambling.
There're only three cities in the world: Los Angeles, New York, and LondonAnd sometimes Chicago and and sometimes Miami but that's about it
New gimmick: I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me. Of course, I never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow, I think she knew. Lois had always been full of energy and life, but lately I began to grow more aware of her aging. The bright, exuberant eyes that I had fallen in love with were now beginning to grow dull and listless with a long fatigue of a weary life...
>>215665061pregabs aren't benzosi ate so much this evening that the diazepam probably hasnt kicked in yet
Tokyo, now that's a city
>>215665090my grandad is 92. mental he is alive, the man is like a whale.
>>215665139And Paris, and Tokyo, and Hong Kong, and Kalamazoo, Michigan as well.
new gimmick: stay up until 5am but it's actually your oldest gimmick going
>>215665172pretty sure i came up with this
>>215665185I'll see you in court
Arise Sir David Beckham. How long before he is made a Lord? Id love to see him in the House of Lords.
>>215665205sorry mate i'll be sleeping then
got two vapes on the go, just swapping between as i toot. forgotten what flavour they are.
might pop on a recordmaybe some pink floyd
got some absolutely unhinged wank material loaded up
>>215665161ive never been. cant say Tokyo appeals to me. used to wank to go skiing in Japan but im too fat and old now.
vile little incel me
>>215665294how are you accessing it without submitting ID? i use proxies
>>215665306nowt wrong with being a bachelor
think i might play a match of overwatch before bed
>>215665305*want not wank lmao
>>215665305*お腹を揺らす*
An international council must be set up where a plan to exterminate the jewish and black races is formulated The survival of the human species depends on this taking place
>>215665336>match of overwatchdont know what that means
>>215665343u wot m8
>>215665363howlign
every mtf tranny in the world speaks with a nasally voice and whispers when they're trying to use their "female" voice
just found out geowizard has been cancelled for being a fascist
>>215665392happened weeks ago
>>215665390especially during sex
>>215665306ktim>>215665316kind of sites i use don't require idbut even then, vpn
>>215665417fuck paying for vpnwhat sites do you use? im just an eporner normie
>>215665402yeah that's why i said just found out innit
>>215665441well keep up lad
>>215665448will do x
Thinking about buying this house. But i'd get a new gardener. https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/164737484#/?channel=RES_BUY
>>215665427>what sites do you use?the wayback machine
>>215665472Wtf that's really close to meScary
>>215665509t. Soyland Townie
>>215665417do share
>>215665543
>>215665516not quite...there's a house up sowerby that's a mansion on a similar scale to thisworth 5mil
>>215665472>preemptively doxxing yourself
>>215665557I'm more looking at Tod or Hebden Bridge but this came up in the 5 mile range and it fits my criteria. My budget is 1.5m. The house must be a stone cottage. Has to have 3 chimneys. A few bedrooms. A garden. Ideally a room big enough for my snooker table. The dining room would do. And I like that it has a cellar. >>215665563were all friends here...
>>215665645Don't go Tod, it's a complete shiteholeHebden Bridge I can understand but it's filled with hippies and mongs
hey y'all
>>215665658oi dont be rude about TodI have an affinity for itHebden is snobbish. i dont mind hippies, mongs, bikers, and even the lesbians but these days its full of toffee nosed wankers. i dont want to live in the town but ive always liked the moors and HeptonstallSowerby is a bit too east for my taste. dont want to be too near Halifax. that is a proper shithole.
i want chips and gravy
if i could get a mortgage for a milly and a half id be moving to fulham not some northern shit tip outside bradford
>>215665756Nah I lived in Tod for a while, it was properly fucking depressing. It’s where all the yobs from Hebden moved when all the toffs bought up the houses and priced them all out of the area. Sowerby is alright, if you live up in the hills. Barely any of the Halifax lot go up thereNice houses too
Where's your digital ID loicense then Willem
>>215665771What's in Fulham? I want to stay in East Lancs / West Yorks border. My ancestors have lived in these parts for as far as the records go. 300 hundred years on my dads side. 250 years on my mums family tree. I have uncles and cousins who have the documentation. Probably goes back thousands of years, before records were kept of peoples existence. Back to the Vikings, Anglo-Saxons, and Normans. Probably even further back than then. When I walk the countryside I can feel 10,000 years of my ancestry haunting the moors. Most of my family have left. The North East. Cambridgeshire. London. County Cork. Dubai. New Zealand. But this is my home and i'm determined to stay. I won't be getting a mortgage though. That would go against my beliefs. >>215665819Tod is on the up. Salt of the earth people. Yes it stinks of weed everywhere and shopping at Aldi and B&M is grim. But when the Hippodrome and Halifax road are fixed it will be a massive improvement. I've considered buying a property portfolio instead but I dont want to be a landlord parasite. But in 5-10 years property in Tod will double in value.I think i'll have a good look at Sowerby. If I recall correctly Halifax has a good record shop and isn't actually that bad. It's not Huddersfield bad.
poo
>>215665987Revo records? That shop isn’t too bad desu. It’s a bit outdated these days, but it’s a comfortable place.On the other hand, if you did end up in Todmorden it’s only a short drive to a supermarket in Rochdale. However, you do live close to Rochdale.
Digital id for wankingThe absolute state of this muslim shithole
can hear my neighbour getting up for toil. poor bastard.
>>215666059i got up a bit ago and made a cold drink and also a hot drinkthen came back to bed to britpost for half an hour
>>215666049Capitalism/lib dem can become excessively authoritarian just like any system can. They want to bring that system to the US and cancel anyone who says naughty things online because they've ruined democracy and turned it into a fuck arse shitfest of geriatric retards trying to control everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UENHRHxAPmQEveryone over 40 saving hiphop fire
>>215666031Yeah thats the one. Years since ive been, I must go again and see if I can find some decent bargains.I prefer Burnley. It's a shithole but its a charming shithole and also on the up.
>>215666069sounds comfy. im on the insomnia all nighter but ive got no toil today. might do a bit of gardening later.
might buy cities skylines and create my own gay little city
need to find some nice instant coffeeasda during their renovation seems to have got rid of all their beans
>>215666157i like the idea of city builders but i've never played for any great length of time other than pharaoh
Heathfield Road at Auckland Road, 1906 and 2025
wish i could go to australia and do fifo work on oil rigs earning like 50k a year but i have to stay here in my hovel looking after my mum til she croaks
>>215666364Pretty houses but I like the trees. Wish the road outside my house was tree lined, stripped back to the cobbles, and access only. I have a car but there is plenty of space for a secure residents car park at the bottom of the road.
Had to attend sensitivity training on the gay agenda.
Apparently the EU will kill the British steel industry
>>215666290thought that was a image of gaza from the thumbnail
>>215666446isnt it legal to off old people in Sir Toolmakers Britain? get her a cup of tea with enough crushed medicine to help her have a nice long sleep. Fluff her pillow if necessary. Aussie fifo is mines, rather than oil rigs.
>>215666582if digits you go in drag
>>215666605Nothing a British made hydrogen bomb dropped on Berlin wouldn't solve.
When's the sun returning bloody hell it's been ages
>>215666715Bombing Berlin didn't do much last time. What's the next step?
i want yummy food
>>215666783Follow the yanks lead. We drop another. Munich perhaps.
>>215666747Approximately June 2026. April if we're lucky, August if were unlucky.
Might sound a bit selfish of me but I wish Germany had won WW2 so I would be speaking German now. I tried to learn it through Rosetta Stone and gave up.
>>215666909Yeah it's an Egyptian text probably about magical snakes
>>215666962Ur mum pet my magical snake last night Finn
Who is the leader of antifa?
>>215667071People who don't like Nazis?
>>215666909Why would Yanks be speaking German? German victory would have Britain accepting a stalemate in 1940, the Yanks not getting involved until arming the German (European army) against the USSR, with the Germans winning Stalingrad in 1942 and taking Moscow in 1943, effectively ending the war. Yanks would have still had the war in the Pacific and Asia. Perhaps intervention in the second phase of the Chinese civil war. No Korea or Vietnam, but it would have required conscription to occupy Asia and peace would have taken decades.
>>215667139>>215667139>>215667139>>215667139>>215667139
