cockwomble edition
German Americans established the first kindergartens in the United States,[17] introduced the Christmas tree tradition,[18][19] and introduced popular foods such as hot dogs and hamburgers to America.[20]
>>215667205Also lager. We were ale drinkers prior to German immigration.
>>215667238lager is a womans drink
massive black willy in the 'log
>>215666666GET IN HERE
the birds are out on force this morning
It would have been his 85th birthday today. Say something nice about John Winston Ono Lennon.
took a massive shit down the anglo newborn throat
Reckon I don't care about anything anymore
didn't poo enough yesterday. lot of catching up to be done.
>>215667293There will never be another Johnny boy. You were class mate. https://youtu.be/YBcdt6DsLQA?si=KLULATd5buiCWueT
>>215667303The first white people to arrive in California were Russians. You should take it back as it is your land.
>>215667360i look like this
सुप्रभात, सज्जनों।
>>215667458yjk
humm rorke?
>>215667458all freakishly tall people are always so fucked looking too
good morning lads
>>215667506Same thing with midgets
>>215667518with midgets it’s at least funny, freakishly tall look dysgenic
>>215667555lol this one always gives me a giggle
>>215667139Gynecomastia protruding through that shirt in front of all of /brit/, very disrespectful!
>>215667510morning la
>>215667531mental how many hundreds of tabloid pages have been devoted to this bitch and her dead child
>>215667458>>215667607Still can't believe the Tories plan to show how serious they are on the core issues is to elect a leader called Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch
just had the last of my shepard’s pie, lush dish
>>215667684Bighams?
>>215667676there's been two stephen lawrence stories on the bbc so far this week
>>215667702don’t have bighams here, made it myself
>>215667684you misspelt shepherd yesterday morning as well
yea
>>215667715How sadWas probably shit compared to a bighams
Do you do leg press before or after squat iyc?
>>215667963both are gay
>>215667963i sit on the toilet then squeeze the log out
plan:put some loose cotton socks on because my feet are coldhave a sit down weeput on a record
>>215667963post fucking machines
>>215667963stop genociding children
i'd give anything to have seen corbyn's face when he opened the newspaper and saw the words Tony Blair, Lord Protector of Gaza
>>215667139
Well it turns out that the PIP meeting that HR put my calendar at 8am isn’t about a free motability BMW
>>215668109Probably thought "YES!! MY PET PAKIS WILL HATE THIS!!!!"
>>215668142just having to make do with the audi instead then lad?
>>215668109wonder how corbyn feels knowing he's going to die with britain rorkier than ever
>>215668162He doesn't care. He's made a career out of protest politics and has no interest in being in power.
>>215667682She'll be replaced.
>>215668189we all will eventually
>>215668200
8:20am and it's light enough outside now to turn the lights off. Winter looms.
>>215668212everything looms eventually
イギリス
>>215668212spring looms long
>>215668212aww hes scared of the dark
On a train de lads AMA
my hinge is bugged, getting no likes
>>215668255*sparks you clean the fuck out*yeah?
>>215668279Is it HS1
>>215668279Any cute girls?Any brown men with too much cologne?
>>215668291No>>215668293There's a fat woman sat across from me and a darkie walked past but he didn't really smellSo no to both
>>215668280whats your profile pic?
>>215668309
had a dream where i had a chinky gf and i was kissing her outside mcdonalds and then i started crying
>>215668331you just had a premonition of the downfall of the American empire
Got a letter from the GP they want me to take part in a research study taking pregabalin
Happy and master of himselfis the man whofor every day of his life can say:'Today I have lived'
going to start playing pokemon (pocket monsters...!) because of mousey, starting with red. Haven't played any pokemon since I was a kid on the original devices.
the Jew is such a parasite!
>>215668441Pokemon is a bit shit
kek this is me
>>215667139BLEXIT?BLORIS?BLORIS BLUMPF?UUUUUUGHHHHH SHITTING WANKPUFFIN HE IS*sips brewdog*
Insane how Emily Maitlis, who presented BBC News and Newsnight for years, has now gone mask off is a full blooded shitlib. Makes you wonder if she might have spent 20 years presenting the news with an agenda.
>>215668572
>>215668572no the jewish media would never lie
Leftypol seething that people from normal functioning families can use money to help their childrens future. This should be illegal
>>215668572LMAO I DIDNT EVEN KNOW
>>215668516Pocket monsters are....the best...!!
>>215668572doubtful as newsreaders simply read the news from a teleprompter
>>215668662Not since Generation 5.
>>215668619my parents fronted most of my deposit which i'll be able to pay back due to the equity in my property. nothing immoral or unfair about it.
>>215668645I mean obvious from her face
anyone try Pregabalin?
>>215668572They just read what's on the screen rorke
Sales and Marketing Steer-co toil
thursday today just fyi
>>215668736right cheers
>>215668731yeh i took part in a pregabalin medical trial once
>>215668729i’d never heard of her before let alone seen her, i just saw that post and thought>person concealing their agenda in the media = jewishposted, then checked
>>215668733Huw edwards one skill was being able to read well?
>>215668752any good?
erm VUAG sisters......
That's Monday, Tuesday AND Wednesday done in the officeNow to do fuck all from home today and tomorrow
They blame FOREIGNERS on SMALL BOATS to distract you from the SUPER RICH
>>215668829i blame all of them actually
mad how fit they are at that age
>>215667607She'll be gone after the local elections in May
>>215668829Well that's me convinced. Let them all in I say. OPEN THE BORDERS! FREE BENNIES FOR ALL!
>>215668829they're both bad*leftypol's brain explodes into a million tiny pieces*
>No mention of Nathan Gill in the UK media kek
making truly renewable energy brb
Get Ruby Granger on FTV
what we saying today wfh chads? I reckon it's a non working day
>>215668989NEED full time wfh back absolutely sick of the office
Today it is as it always was in times of revolution. Those fighting for the new have more to offer the youth than those who live in yesterday, who hold to what they have grown accustomed to, even if it has long since become rigid, empty and stifling. We offer the youth the freedom to develop their nation, even in the case of smaller nations. We offer them room for creative fantasy, the opportunity to transform great thoughts to reality outside the lecture hall. We offer the realization of dreams on a world scale, a common Germanic will, a common European will. We fill the spiritual vacuum left by liberalism with the magic of a worldview that draws self-confidence and meaning to life from race and the blood of one’s ancestors.What does old England have to offer its youth to justify the war’s requirements? It cannot even begin to solve its own social problems, much less offer anything to other peoples. Where is there a healthy youth that is on fire for Bolshevism? It was a danger only during the spiritual interregnum that followed the First World War. In the face of an inadequate yesterday, it was the only force, the only revolutionary movement, available, and anything was better than nothing.Today Bolshevism may have reached its material and organizational pinnacle on the bent backs of its devotees, but as a spiritual movement it is finished. The crass incompetence of its methods and goals have proven it to be the very epitome of capitalist slavery.The only remaining alternative is Americanism. As strange as it may sound, it is the only serious competition to National Socialism’s racial worldview in the struggle for the youth, in the struggle for the future of humanity. In the end, however, it is only a forerunner of Bolshevism.
And that's game set and match for rorke
It is challenging to provide an exact number of cultural or religious Muslims who fought in the Soviet Red Army during World War II, as the Soviet Union officially discouraged religion and did not track military personnel based on religious affiliation.However, historical estimates, based on the enlistment of soldiers from traditionally Muslim-majority ethnic groups, suggest the number was in the millions.Estimated Numbers: Various sources estimate that over 3 million to as high as 3.5 to 4 million Muslim soldiers served in the Red Army.Source Regions: These soldiers primarily came from the Soviet Union's Muslim-majority Union Republics and Autonomous Republics, including:The Central Asian Republics (Uzbek SSR, Kazakh SSR, Kyrgyz SSR, Tajik SSR, and Turkmen SSR).The Azerbaijan SSR.Muslim ethnic groups from the Volga-Ural region (e.g., Tatars and Bashkirs) and the North Caucasus (e.g., Chechens, Ingush, and Dagestani peoples).Context of Service: By the time of World War II, many soldiers from these regions were not strictly religious due to decades of Soviet anti-religious policy, but they were part of traditionally Muslim cultural groups, which is why they are counted in these estimates.Non-Slavic Minorities: Overall, approximately 8 million non-Slavic minorities served in the Red Army during the war. Soldiers from the traditionally Muslim-majority regions comprised a significant portion of this non-Slavic contingent.
definitely definitely definitely got caught speeding on the way to work now I just know it I just know it
RIP are Rubes>@BBCnews: A popular YouTuber, book-toker and author Ruby Granger was killed today in a bizarre stunt after she was hurled more than 300m through the air by a human sized catapult, her family announced on social media>Oxford University alumnus Ruby Bones, 26, suffered multiple grevious injuries when she missed a safety net after being flung from a medieval-style trebuchet catapult.>Ms Bones, a literature graduate known as Ruby Granger, was part of the university extreme sports club - the Oxford Stunt Factory - who had visited the trebuchet site in Middlemoor Water Park near Bridgwater, Somerset>Ms Bones, had been one of five members from the Oxford Stunt Factory to use the £84 per catapult launch
>>215669002alri turt? what wacky clothes have you got on today
'sheeds on /int/ never coming back after it was revealed that Muhammad got gangbanged in the desert
how do we save him?
>>215668989Currently on a train to pissing Ipswich to visit a client site want to kms
>>215669056The dreaded 2 week wait
Any diseased man in?
>>215669056They changed a road to 30 from 40 near me and got caught on it back to back days. No mercy. Fined & course for the first offence, three points for the second. No wiggle room. No appeal. Just straight to punishment for daring to drive 35mph in a 30mph zone twice. Meanwhile rapists are out on bail and freely allowed to commit terror attacks.
>>215669070genuinely how did you know it was mere: the fit, see below:>ralph lauren green seersucker button down>suitsupply stone linen/silk trousers>black loafers (forget where from)
>>215669049Islamig Gommunism
>>215669106>No wiggle room. No appeal.Good lmao, reckless cagies should learn that actions have consequences
I want to explore an alternative timeline where he didnt die and the concept known as "Muslim National Communism" (or Sultan-Galievism) becomes more prominent
Had a dream I was in a fight with seasidemarkPieced him up so I did
>>215669120Reckless cagies are huffing balloons behind the wheel and need to be jailedSomeone doing 35mph on a stretch of road they've driven for years isn't reckless.
>>215669100never understood that rule>>215669106i never knew you get fined aswell if you get a speed awareness course? i was doing 95 I have no excuse
swifties seething because tay is getting shagged, married, and having kids with a white guythey can't relate anymore
Massive AI wank just now
>>215669146Lmao you've been doneDoneyour days of endangering the public are near their end
>>215669111no other australians ever mention toil (im not sure any of them work to be honest)are you a sockless freak with your loafers who needs to be kicked out of the office to beg for socks on the street?
>>215669155based me earlier
>>215669155what site?
>>215669156You’ll get a license one day bud keep trying
>>215669139it not right
>>215669149They'll chuck some points at you for thatThe course costs like £100 as well so it's like a double fine lolI was just so pissed off that the police officer who sent me my notice of intended prosecution sent me one letter outlining both offences because he could see there was a clear link between the two given it was same place, same speed, same time, within 24h, but then decided to process them as two separate occasions as if I'd done it weeks apart in different spots, hence meaning I got points.
>>215669170reckon most of the Australian lads on here are productive and successful members of societyyes I had long white socks on
>>215669198I already have a license mate I know how to driveYou clearly don'tLOL
They tried to give me three points for running a red light when I was trying to get out of the way of two fire lorries steaming up behind me blaring blues and twos. Even appealing that was a nightmare. They simply don't care and the state loves bullying normal people.
>>215669156Correct. I was done, rather harshly, hence why it rankles.
imo doing something like 35 in a 30 should just be a £50 fine no points but we should genuinely stick people in prison for causing high speed accidents through dodgy driving even if no-one was hurt. Think of all those pakis swerving about on the motorway between lanes at 100mph in their shite 320ds that look like M3s. Get them off the road and let the rest of us go about it sensibly.
>>215669106> Meanwhile rapists are out on bail and freely allowed to commit terror attacks.Traffic police have nothing to do with this :)
mad how many generational weird cunts post in /brit/
>>215669307Been self-reflecting?
new low: made a collage from facebook pics of a girl at work and spaffed to it
gmorningi am supressing my anger and angst :)i need a holiday...
>>215669333
>>215669333young girls do this and everyone just thinks its cute so why cant a grown man do it hmm?
Any aryan beasts in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqPoREAM9ZMMental how I've done this hundreds of times over the years but a celeb doing it once was worldwide news
>>215669333Oof
>>215669170Can confirm I am also a productive member of society
>>215669333You're actually such a wrongun rorke
>>215669383no youre not lachlan youre on heroin and thinking about calling a prostitute
Never had a single sexual encounter with a colleague. But in fairness I do work at a car factory with all blokes.
>>215669400No reason for that to stop ya ;)
Never had a single sexual encounter with a colleague. But in fairness I do work at a cat factory with all cats.
>>215669400worked with women my whole life and never shagged any of them tbf
i have identified the stocks i will be investing in today
>>215669412a lot on her mind that lass
I'm going to have to get engaged soon and not sure how I feel about thisLove her you see but the idea I'd be a married man is insane and scary
>>215669400Imagine sleeping with someone in your team and then having to see them in a meeting on Monday morning and pretend like nothing happened. EUGH!
>I do work at a car factoryscreaming
shagging a girl from work (hr or marketing) must feel so fucking good, seeing them in their little tight skirts all day and fantasising about them for months, then getting to plunge your cock into their arse hmmm
>>215669414Bummed our housecat when I was 13 and really horny, stuck it right up his tight little ring for a few moments before coming to my senses
>>215669400A lass once tried to persuade me to go to the company Christmas event by telling me her boyfriend wouldn't be there. Still didn't go.
I work in a metal plating factory
>>215669400JLR?Been off last few weeks have we?
does every cunt here work in a factory then
>>215669441was just saying this down the car factory
>>215669477pooscreaming
Have often thought about what it would be like to shag the work wife desu
>stuck it right up his tight little ring for a few moments before coming
>>215669400same but in fairness I am an evil incel quasimodo virgin freak with no charizma
>>215669438Can't all just work jobs sending emails to people.
>>215669475Nah I'm an IT contractor which means I'm either working with my colleagues (autistic men) or clients (normies who just seen me as some autistic IT grunt, barely human)
>>215669475all the brits on here are underclass freakazoids or honest working class blokes while all the australians are upper middle class office tarquins
Just emailed a suspension actuator to a colleague
poo is it?
>>215660209Rasheed on an absolute mad one in this thread
Just finished a 12 hour shift down the brick factory
>>215669400My workplace is a sausage fest too, hate it
mad how delusional reddit is
i'm delusional
>>215669475Yh sex arse factory me
st johns wort down the gullet
Weather getting colder. Skies getting darker. Drizzle. Rain. Snow. Time to bring out the wool sweaters. The leather boots. The parkas. Time for stews. Soups. Hot chocolate. Open fires. Whiskey. Rum. Cigars. Hot baths. Snug blankets. A brisk stroll. Crunchy leaves under amber lights. Time to get comfy. Time to hunker down.
>>215669552Mine is packed with fanny but not one of them is single apart from a fat woman in her 50s
>>215669614Well bloody said!
>>215669614hate it hate it HATE it
>>215669614a clue gained
>>215669614love love LOVE this gimmick lad I'm going to steal it and use it on my friends
Rorke's wort down the gullet
>>215669614hate it hate it hate it
>>215669614>central heating on with a Bigham's in the ovenDoes it get more comfy than this?
>>215669614Thank fuck it's getting warm here
>>215669618Them having a man is what is stopping you?
Keeping Charlie Bigham locked in my kitchen cupboard until dinner time
Some African from bongobongoland is taking a call on the train and keeps doing that horrible teeth sucking thing
>>215669673Adultery is normal everyday life when you're french
Really want a motorbike but I feel like I’d just do 200mph and kill myself
Today is John Lennon's 85th birthday. Sadly he will not be celebrating for he was murdered 45 years ago
anyone know this feel?
>>215669734No I'm a rizzless unlovable freakazoid incel virgin you see :)
>>215669734Gay as fuck
>>215669734They're sweet aren't they
>>215669734the feeling of being loved? yes i do
>travelling through Newmarket >Small Suffolk town 15,000 people >darkie stood on the platform What possible reason does he have for being here
>>215669734can't explain it but that's a man's handwriting
52y/o autistic incel bloke I work with excitedly announced that a 'fascist' was at his door and performatively told him to 'go away' gleeflly over his Ring cam app in the office the other day and not a single person reacted. It was extraordinarily cringe. Older Gen-Xers who try to be down with the kids are the absolute worst. Shitlib brainrot has captured them entirely.
>>215669775horse racing
>>215669775Update, there were three darkies and a paki
>>215669734Went on a work trip for two nights last week and gfberg put a love note in my bag. It felt amazing when I found it and made me feel special but I was also grateful that she didn't spot the packet of Marlboro Golds I had in there.
>>215669775>>215669790Don't you want to live in an integrated society? This is what it looks like Rorke.
>>215669734mad how this feels better than a text even though its essentially the same thing
just seen a fascist
>>215669813>Don't you want to live in an integrated society?No, I want to live in an English society
450 million Indians could move to Europe and there would still be over one billion of them at home.
>>215669820Rorke walking past a mirror
If a revolution succeeds in England, the proletariat will continue oppressing the colonies and pursuing the policy of the existing bourgeois government; for it is interested in the exploitation of these colonies. In order to prevent the oppression of the toiler of the East we must unite the Muslim masses in a communist movement that will be our own and autonomous.
>>215669749Ktim
>>215669734her on the left
>>215669889My dickhead boss on the right
rorke on the run!i said it's rorke on the run
mental how big a movie Rocky was in the 80s even
>Weather getting colder. Bodyclock out the window. Sleet. Gales. Black ice. Time to bring out the cagoules. The uncomfortable socks. The de icer. Time for SSRIs. Lemsip. Ready meals because its too cold to spend time in the kitchen. De icer. Alcohol as a coping mechanism. No fag break as you'll get piss wet through. Heating bills. Unbearable lethargy. Car not starting. Dogshit traffic because what lunatic wants to walk in this weather. Time to get depresed. Time to kill oneself.
99% of political strategy pushed by browns and blacks is just insane racial resentment, it all leads back to it somehow.
>>215669935>Ready meals because its too cold to spend time in the kitchen.?
Convinced that 90% of roadworks projects in this country are pointless exercises undertaken solely to disrupt motorists for months at a time and frustrate and demoralise us.
>>215669889Millennials:>Gen X? I don't even know what that isZoomers:>I HATE MILLENNIALS SO MUCH, I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>215669952exaggerating to the point they are no longer arguing within reality is a time-honoured tradition for boring spastics
pissed out a kidney stone, about 2mm in size with jaggered crystal like edges, yellowish/brown in colour and completely scentless :)
>>215669990that sounds lucky, i'd clean it and keep it if i were you
>>215669952Maybe my kitchen is colder than everyone else's idk. Get back on the sofa where it's a bit warmer pronto.
>>215669706Yes. Fuck him and fuck her
>>215669982zinger!
>>215669982Gen Alpha:>goo goo gaga
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>215669734No never. I'm an unlovable 30 yo virgin you see
going to the poo shop anyone want owt?
>>215670018First LOL of the day
>>215670031im better looking than him
>>215670031yeah but i dont look like that guy i look like this guy >>215667139 you cockwomble
>>215670046post bellybutton and prove it
>>215669997why lucky? unfortunately i cut it up to try and smell the inside (scentless) so threw the debris into the bin
>>215670012Realistically it would have to be fuck him and rape her, no ones ditching their husband for me, the office colleague
>>215669749get it ktimmed
doing a poo (scentful)
>>215670063No one said anything about ditching anyone. People are allowed to have some fun. You think all extramarital affairs end up in a divorce or come sorely from unhappy couples?
>>215670053
unironically a 32 year old virgin, i suppose its my own fault for bottling it with the girl i met at mass
nothing like an ice cold Coca-Cola this christmas season
thoughts on my threads?
>>215670099Well that's the goon material sorted for tonight is it
>>215670113Why is he wearing women's pants and women's shoes?
me and de lads
>>215670098Like I said, affairs are run of the mill in France. Here most people feel guilty about them.
>>215670031Heinous pullover
>>215670101i'm 36 we should lose our virginities together
>>215670101How can you be an ironic virgin? Being a kissless loser as a joke?
>>215670131great name, that
>>215670102Hope they do another AI slop ad this year. The seethe over it last year was great.
>>215670102Wonder what the staff at Solero are doing
Do you guys watch porn?
>>215670168yeah and the porn ban did nothing to stop me. plenty of sites still work, almost all of them actually apart from pornhub
by the way I'll be spending christmas with you lads this year
>>215670133im catholic>>215670134not sure
>>215670129Preposterous, you only have one life and you decide to spend it with just one person?I've had married women basically throw themselves at me just for fun. Life in Britain really is grim
>>215670176not ashamed to admit this but /brit/ during christmas is better than spending the time with family
LABUBU = DEMON
>>215670176all of my family made plans without me, well they did invite me after but because they're having dinner at my brothers house with his girlfriends family they said there's no room for me but i can come and join them after dinnersaid no thanks, so i too will be on /brit/ all christmas
>>215670176grim itll be just you and ziedy here on christmas day
>>215670176I'll be with family but I'll be sure to pop in and make an appearance just to wish YOU a merry Christmas.
shagging a labubu doll
>>215670180French people be like>Why can't I drug my wife every night so that strangers can repeatedly rape her? This is just "fun", and if you don't do this, your life is grim
>>215670180You've seen the meme about good times french philosophers right?
>>215670260
>>215670259Well yeah duh
doing a christmas brunch this year so we can get rid of all the family and get the baby to sleepnext year will be traditional stuff
>>215670224I would say is it ok if I turn up early and park on your drive and eat my christmas dinner in the car with a glass of prosecco. Just to make them feel bad.
>>215670281The fuck is in a christmas brunch?
>>215670293lmao what a guy
>>215670224That's terrible. You don't celebrate Christmas with your entire family in the UK?Also what are traditional british Christmas dishes?
>>215670354poo and crisps
Will be with the family on christmas contributing nothing to the christmas dinner but being the life of the party as per. Such is the life of a loveable cheeky chappy
doing the turkey in the air friar this year. 200c for 90 mins. bosh
>>215670375fucking SEXO
>air friarbradleyroar.jpg
>>215670317breakfast food but most importantly it's served at like 11am so there's time for a family dog walk first and we can kick everyone out by like 4pmwill probably have crackers and that too
>>215670375off down the udd 66ont across the road, anyone want owt
>>215670354most people do yeh
>>215670375When will AI slop become believable I thought we were in the future.
look at him go
>bradleyroar.jpgbradleyholdingitin.png
>>215670407can't even do text surely that's easy
bradleyholdingatin.png
>>215622390
>>215670417biological MOGyour whole life spent training for the olympics only to still be worse than something that was born for this, absolutely brvtal
>>215670354>Also what are traditional british Christmas dishes?Twiglets, Terry's Chocolate Orange, that thing where there's cheese in a pot and then you dip bread in it
>>215670492>>215670492>>215670492
>>215670460You have fondue in the UK? I bet it has a different name, what cheeses do you use to make it?
New>>215670492>>215670492>>215670492
>>215670503i don't know i think mum buys it from waitrose
