love this bradley
lads im a vf and i want to shag this peng escort how do you go about it you just text them or what?
Some of you are alright, don't come to /brit/ tomorrow
https://i.postimg.cc/DzvS3YNd/image.pngthe brussy
>>215677712>paying for sex
>>215677712Be a gentleman, write a letter and send flowers at the very least.
listening to DUA LIPA Playlist 2025 (Lyrics) | DUA LIPA Greatest Hits Full Album 2025
>>215677712Yeah
john mcafee
what the fuck Americans arent allowed to do that (for some reason even though they saved them from WW2 and jerusalum)
>>215677738>t. paid for his child bride with a dozen cows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MK8TvUqpio
To whom it may concern,Please allow me to put my willy in you in exchange for money.Eternally yours,Anon
*clocks you speeding into /brit/*
>>215677738
how come the Jews repaid America in such a way (that they did)thats just rude and disrespectful, unless the (globalists) "melting pot" of the world WANTED mutts
dogberg having a dream where he's runningat the grand national probablyhope he wins :)
>drink an energy drink/take a stimmie hoping to accomplish something today>it backfires as I spend 8 hours arguing on 4chanKek anyone else?
>>215677784Cope
>>215677818Me on my NHS shared care agreement methylphenidate
Would getting jacked and tall be enough to shag non fat.6/10s in the modern time? Let's say you had a bang average face, horrible personality, no job, no friends, skint but you were 6 foot 4 and had the exact body than gosling had in Crazy Stupid Love?
HelpThe book turned red
need methylphenidate
>>215677822Ah didn't realise you were into fellas sorry
>>215677804would love to chuck him off a bridge x
>>215677822Them Ethiopia niggas be 'what color is your sandals'?
Destroy biomass. Crush biomass. Encase biomass in concrete. Dissolve biomass in sulfuric acid. Behead biomass. Hang biomass upside down and slit their throats. Keelhaul biomass. Boil biomass alive. Destroy biomass with bombs. Inject biomass with plutonium. Throw biomass off helicopters. Entomb biomass. Freeze biomass with liquid nitrogen. Send biomass into the sun. Sink biomass to the bottom of the ocean. Throw biomass into active volcanoes. Feed biomass to tigers and polar bears. Shoot biomass on sight. Catapult biomass into the sea. Extrude biomass industrially. Dismember biomass. Starve biomass to death. Put biomass in centrifuges. Rape biomass with sticks of TNT. Drone biomass. Attach biomass to the end of freight trains. Pulverize biomass. Fill biomass with diesel fuel and force them to eat matches. Feed biomass through elevators. Crush biomass skulls with hammers. Impale biomass. Poison biomass with anthrax. Pour liquid metal in biomass. Flatten biomass with tanks. Turn biomass into fertilizer. Get. It. Done.
Time Rapewood
>>215677890Reform manifesto leaked
https://i.postimg.cc/1RD1D0Mq/image.pngphoar brainharp
How does shagging an escort even work? Obviously there goal is to make you stay longer and not fuck you properly? If I pay for 30 minutes can I just walk in say hello then strip naked and tell her to get in bed for a shaggy waggy?Do I get to bank my minutes left for a quick wank or titty wank after the shag or are they weird about that
eating a bounty for one of my five a day
glod
pooing put me arse
>>215677880have to get off your fat bedsore-ridden arse for that
tittywank
just summon a succubus
>>215677852Yes, that helps. Im going to share a little pootang tip, my young Padiwan learner. Scoring chicks is all about confidence. Half the time, they are down for a bangaroony. All you really need to do is ask them straight up. You'd be surprised at how many people are willing to have no strings attached sex, especially women, who are more easily flattered
Autumn is HERE... you know what that means. Time to dress up a little smarter. Time to layer your clothes. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. No more polyester and synthetic cheap clothing. Only natural, long lasting materials. Wool. Cotton. Linen. Clothes made in the UK, Europe at a push. Yes, they’re more expensive but they’re better quality and last longer. Quality is the key. If your clothing looks robust then you’ll feel and look more confident and respectable and this echoes through every aspect of your life. Time to get a move on. Time to gain a clue.
>>215677965do NOT do this
>>215677932You pay for the time and you get the timeA good one won't mind if you go a few minutes over, a bad one will try to make you cum quick and get it over with
>>215677932it's definitely cheaper to wank alone in your goon capsule
>>215677928I like this one
Predrinking before footballTaffs vs. English
What's the smallest amount of money you'd suck a cock for?
whats a taff
>>215678007your gay
>>215677976
the dark nights are closing inrapelad loves this time of year
Caught between two minds, keep toiling or fuck off for a pint and a fag in the beer garden before meeting gfberg later. Only peace a man gets is these wfh days but I feel using them as an excuse to have a pint by myself will lead down a bad path.
Will be watching the darts because I'm white and working-class
>>215677804
>>215678027Bravo SixGoing dark
>>215678029she NEEDS braces
>Greens now on 15%Actually mental how more than 1 in 10 adults you pass on the street is a genuine communist lunatic
me, 20 minutes into my appointment, running backwards around the room as an escort chases after my dripping swollen willy
>>215678046DENTAL PLAN
Thinking about a joke using the word pussy to talk about a cat lol
>open youtube>click a video>sponsorDropped
>>215678082THIS CUNT IS THICK AS FUCK
>>215678055Think they're mostly just Pakis now
>>215678082What a mong you are
/brit/ meetup at the cathouse this friday night
heterosexual Sex front arse !!
what do girls think about being pissed insidelike is that sexy if I piss in her or if ive got a johnny on I piss inflate it and it expands inside her vaginawould that feel good for her
>>215678096>>215678101What exactly is stupid about not wanting to see a 2 minute in video advert when I have ads blocked for a reason
>>215677984That sounds .amazing, a woman who is an expert in shagging trying all her tricks to make me .com fast?
>>215678124Oy vey
Wish there was a box you could tick to completely end your relationship with the state ie pay no tax but get no services in return. I'd be sending my form to the home office this afternoon.
reading about Restore Britain it's actually pretty based
HMP aint no place for me
>>215678175then you step on a pavement and get arrested for breaking your agreement
>>215677965Just did this now she's blowing me yahoo
i chime in with a haven't you people ever heard of
>>215678175If you tick South Asian on the census you don't have to pay tax but you still get the services
having a cider pint at the poo and rorke
Rodney you fucking plonker
>>215678197I live on a private island
>>215678243YOU DOZY TWONK GRANDAD!
>>215678249'
>>215678131There's a chrome extension that flags sponsor sections in a video and autoskips them, can't remember what its called.
Why humanity is DOOMED. Coming extinction events from WMD's to solar system disasters.
*BEEP*....*BEEP*....*BOOP*....CAPTURE THE FLAGFLAG TAKENFLAP DROPPEDFLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPEDDOUBLE KILLTRIPLE KILLKILLTACULARKILLING FRENZYRUNNING RIOTKILLTROCITYKILLIMINJAROUNFREAKENBELIEAVABLEFLAG TAKENFLAG SCOREDFLAG RESET
>>215678281sponsor block
they should sell 10 can creates of dragon soop
>>215678175omw to break into your house, steal your valuables and set the rest on fire.
must have done about 45 minutes of actual work in an 8 hour remote shiftcrikey
Rorke invading SealandLeftypol establishing the Brick Lane Autonomous Zone
remember chaz
>>215678336Preferred Dave me
>>215678311You'd still be prosecuted for your actions I just wouldn't get any police assistance or compensation.
>>215678319>>215678336autonomous zone discord raid
forgot it was friday today
>>215678314Don't sweat it. I have more than enough days of actually slogging through things and being present and sorting other people's shit out to justify the odd doss day like today. Sat in meetings for about 90 mins and did maybe 30 mins actual work
luh jordan status?
>>215678336Was thinking about this the other daySpecifically the one video where there's a man sitting in his car that's been broken into and had all his shit nicked from, crying. Meanwhile 2 people walk up to him, take cans of his coke while somebody's shouting "you're just having a bad day maaaan"Brilliant video but can never find it
Leftypol really took over an entire area of an American city there and he thinks Rorke is the wrongun, mental
>>215678314honestly about 15 minutes from me today
https://i.postimg.cc/XvFcJvcd/image.pngeww! also based third hand (like they do with joinery and other trades)
>>215678396Her nails however are horrific
NOT ENOUGH CASH, STRANGER!
>>215678336>>215678402>>215678405British culture?
thoughts on giving oral to an escort, lads?
just sell crates of dragon soop for like £27 or whatever the cost of vodka goes like nowadays
>>215678396vile trollop man hands
Most of the economy is just little brown fellas riding bikes now
ah brilliant. the latest vapid whore covered in shit tattoos doing a shitty dance on camera.
wanking to Japanese girls wearing bikinis
>>215678463fit tho
>>215678445Yeah the video was bantsbants is quintessential british culture
>>215678445Considering every single one of our institutions supported the whole situation I reckon so sadly
just a cheeky 107 hours on 4chan in the last month
>>215678446Wouldn't lick the seats but I suppose the dashboard would be fine
rorke devising an alt-history scenario where prince harry marries megan fox instead
>>215678490which program?
>>215678497
>>215678490that's nothing lmao i'm here 7 hours a day
>>215677881scrooom
>>215678490this is what the menstrual cycle would be like if the estrogen didnt rise to a high level for a long period of time (causing it to become a positive feedback loop) for LH to rise
Womenbergs love paying a Chinese lass to attach pointy bits of plastic 5cm away from their nailbed
>>215678490probably here over 300 hours a month me
rorke needing to leave the gaff for shopping but the trim is dead
>>215678446i've rimmed prostitutes clean
>>215678497yelping
>>215678559grimmest post of the year so far
>>215677722whats a brussy
so we can all agree rorke is on Tesco Mobile but what about giffgaff?
>>215678559
>>215678509stayfree
>>215678580you'd be surprised what you'd do after a few lines
girls that wear caps? something suspicious going on there
>>215678490desktop being oestergoen but not triggering the LH (either mobile) and progesterone being mobile and the estrogen being high at the end too being maybe what causes the FH to start out high would definitely have an ectopic polar body or brain tumor in the anterior pituary
>>215678590>stayfree>is addicteddoesn't look like it's working
Licked a Russian burd's arse in Amsterdam, I was proper out of it haha
>>215677822yodelling this is really really fruity
fit birds prancing around the ready meals section at tescos
>>215678623>>215678530heathermong
this video is fucking disgusting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JyDBNQ4414scooping: https://youtu.be/0JyDBNQ4414?t=730
>>215678590>Stayfree is an American brand of feminine hygiene products, including menstrual pads, ultra thin pads, and feminine wipes.Anon what's going on?
mum hasn't arrived home to start the tea yet so i've started eating sweets
put a donk on it
Surely at some point not doing any toil is going to catch up with me
>>215678679What sweets?
you guys know only boomers and peadophiles go on facebook right
>>2156787103 chomps, 3 fudges, 2 caramel freddos and a packet of milkway stars
>>215678708dependslots of different toils
R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/
>>215678727and what do the pedos look at? boomers? themselves?
>>215678710tangfastics and some wine gums, bought them for this evening. they're going to ruin my tea and mum's going to be fuming
>>215678735thats true actually
>>>/tv/215125516can someone please laugh at this post for me I'm banned on tv and can't be arsed to restart the router for just one reply
We're getting the 'za tonight lads. What shall it be, 4 cheeses or vegetarian?
>>215678733bit scary you have a sidewindow for constnatly playing a video/stream of this girl but true it does look like that - BASED
>>215678745morons who post their kids online, and the ai generated shite other pedos use them for
>>215678748post your belly
need to stop devouring these doritos or i wont be aving dindins
>>215678405At gunpoint. And shot a 16yr old boy to death. Executed him at point blank range because they thought he was a Nazi. And yes leftypol, he was black. Antonio Mays Jr.
LMAO convenient timing for them to drop this
might email soogs and ask if i can shove my tongue in her belly button
>>215678763gluten-free vegetarian za >>215678785KTIM im eating BLTs because of your post
>>215678761why is it so important someone replies laughing
mumberg thinks I'm a wrongun because I like to toast my crumpets
>>215678792>>215678794buy an ad
>>215678733POV: you have extreme and untreated mental illness
>>215678792Nuremberg was a kangaroo court devised by vindictive jews and their goyim golems.
Rorke be like>you remember CHAZomg unc get over it
and a chicken and bacon one now :3
>>215678792can't wait for the director's cut with added numbers
>>215678748Wine gums are lovely I got some CBD gummies and they don't seem to have any effect but they taste like soft wine gums so well worth the £14 I'd say.
>>215678792They do this all the time, remember after it kicked-off in Gaza there was some big Holocaust series on Sky
>>215678817hey dtfic, did you know i have mild and treated mental illness? im allowed to work
haven't been on >>>/tv/ in a while, must make an appearance
>>215678813buzz off dork
>>215678036STAND UPIF YOU LOVE THE DARTS
>>215678817pineal gland that was it the one behind the sinus if looking at your face o.o likely comes paired with kidney(renal) or adrenal dysfunction
>>215678829time marches onit will happen to you too one day
Leftypol be like:>Remember the transatlantic slave trade
the government must step in
nearly knocked down a brown schoolboy who didn't bother looking before crossing
>The origin of the word "Parthenon" comes from the Greek word parthénos (παρθένος), meaning "virgin".Rorke's house
>>215678829member the alamo (your government is shut down rn). ALAMO
>>215678792Michael Shannon tweeted that if you have a family member who voted Trump you should disown them. Proper psycho.
scranning oreo macfullry
>>215678886lol what mixed quality?
>>215678865also known as the third eye using fluoride toothpaste will calcify it robbing you of free will and the ability to feel nature's energies
>>215678892You'll get him next time
>>215678900>Michael Shannonhe lost
>>215678900he's right, they're not even Americans
Remember CHAZ AND DAVE?
>macfullry
The Great One
I wet the bed. On a madone on drugs I fell asleep with a half full bottle of ice tea with a loose cap. Luckily it didnt break my laptop. Woke up needing a piss so I know I didn't piss myself, but it looks like I did...I've removed the sheets and bedding and propped up the mattress on its side. And I opened the window. Will put on the heating when it goes dark out. This might be rock bottom. But its ok, i've taken more drugs to cope with my shame.
Don't know who Michael Shannon is but he sounds heavily Irish diaspora
toil mommy reacted with a heart emoji to my comment on teams
>>215678917they add fluoride to the water as well, which is worse, because you dont swallow toothpaste and it all goes to the teeth
>>215678918if not me someone else will
>>215678948
looks like gyaldem freak is dtfic's new target
>>215678952she got a nice arse?
>>215678952>mommyFOY
Ah I see my water bill is going up because they spunked all their money on dividends. And yet for some reason its illegal to physically attack these people.
>>215678921Which nationality do you think they are?
It's beginning
>>215678948what drugs was it
Agent Smith told Morpheus that the late 90s were the peak of human civilisation.
>is incapable of crossing the streetcalcified pineal gland or oversized prefrontal cortex
>>215678952>mommy yankbrained freak
>>215678983pregablin and diazepam
>>215678948I have it on good authority that rock bottom is when you poo the bed
pre-gabblin' a poo
>>215678953I do believe fluoride in toothpaste is also absorbed by the soft tissue of the cheek, so it enters your bloodstream very quickly
>>215679021the fate of many alcoholics...
>>215679021Thats ok then. I'll continue destroying my crap possessions and rented hovel.
>>215679027hmm I dont know but also, toothpaste has sodium in it and that will affect the barrier / osmosis of the buccal membrane >>215679029uhoh
cant send a post right now to save my life (except this one)Internet's gone to shit
>>215678951he was in hannibal but got recast as he didn't want to come back
>>215679021did this once trying to fart out a fart when I was half asleep and ended up shitting a rocket of liquid shit over my bed and onto the floor
>>215679039So I've heard >>215679050Godspeed, anon
>>215678792>VanderbiltJust looked it up as the name is that of a famous rich American family, and the director is indeed a member of that family. Distantly related to the Spencer-Churchill family too.
fluoride isnt filtered by the kidneys because it is a large molecule, and it causes a rise in blood pressure im pretty sure. this is how it relates to sodium (in toothphaste)
two more years until Mary Rees-Mogg can stand as a Reform party candidatepredicting a November 2027 general election
>>215679107>infantile and wimpyperfectly suits someone who calls their colleague mummy then
>>215679103bet you tried to blame it on 'diarrhoea' when you know full well it was your own doing
>>215679107only if you have a poofter voice
>>215679103Horrific How'd you clean that up?
Everything I do is real and authentic. Everything you do is tryhard.
>>215679103Sounds hilarious
thecal sack (pronounced fecal)
>>215679131kin el
Anyone watch the who murdered John "Goldfinger" Palmer documentary on Sky?
>>215679134this is the first time I've ever spoke about it actually>>215679144Bedding in the bin, carpet cleaner on the mattress and mop on the floor, thankfully I've got hard wood in my bedroom
>>215679131Why on earth would Labour call an early election?
ate too many sandwiches now I cant really drink and get drunk but also there are no energy drinks available to me (rothchilds trying to get me to quit again)
>>215679131get her into a great britain dress if you know what I mean
>>215679200I only watch a palmer on tnt
>>215679200No. Is it worth a watch? I saw some show on the BBC dramatising him but only watched the first series.
Burrata with pea pesto and toasted walnuts to startFor the main, linguine with tuna, tomatoes, capers, and olives.Cherry pie from the local bakery for afters
>>215679237depopulationindeed, a great trick that they (government) played was convincing such a majority to go sterelize themselves willingly
>>215679240haha why does he look so stupiddont know how stupid he actually is but he really looks slow
>>215679237generation Z end of the alphabet... mental how most of them arent even fit
>>215679271good spot mate, he's fucking thick as pigshit
>>215679109Van der Bilt. They are Dutch. Considered ancient by American standards, because they were here from the New Amsterdam (now called New York) days. If you're living in New York with a Dutch name, odds are your family is wealthy. Van Rosenvelt (Roosevelt) is another one.
>>215679257you had cheese pasta and a shit desert
>>215679298I've always wondered if they were jewish in origin.
>>215679212Brutal
>>215679271every neuron dedicated to fackin goals, nothing left for anything elsesame with wazza >>215679282liquid bloody nitrogen
thecal sack nick during surgery might lead to CSF leakage! theres CFS in that thecal sack...
How do I fix my norwooding hairline? Very alarming…
>>215679240>>215679328he invited to da cookout
>>215679333shave it all off. no more hairline to worry about
>>215679352Not happening. Hair is an extension of being.
>>215679333according to AI (#1) is 44. Rosemary and Lavender Hair Growth OilIngredients:10 drops rosemary essential oil10 drops lavender essential oil1 tablespoon jojoba oilInstructions:1. Mix oils together in a small bottle.2. Massage into scalp and leave overnight.How to Use:Use 2-3 times a week to promote hair growth.Safety Notes:Avoid if pregnant or breastfeedinguse da jojoba oil
>>215679333Stop worrying about it, stress makes you go bald.
>>215679333minoxodil for hair thickening finasteride to wake up follicles but your test suffers, such is life
>>215679315are you ok?
i don't believe in generations or that thing where your personality is 4 letters
you can also put nettles on your head 71. Horsetail and Nettle Hair Growth TeaIngredients:1 tablespoon dried horsetail1 tablespoon dried nettle leaves1 cup hot waterInstructions:1. Steep both herbs in hot water for 10 minutes.2. Strain and enjoy.How to Use:Drink 1 cup daily to promote hair growth and strengthenhair.Safety Notes:Avoid if pregnant or nursing
>>215679376>le who hurt you xD
>>215679213noncery scandal
>>215679320No. Jews are surprisingly one of the few groups who didn't make a fortune in the USA in the 1800s. That came later during the 1950s and beyond
>>215679400must be that carnivore diet lmao
120. Nettle Leaf and Ginger Hair RinseIngredients:1 tablespoon dried nettle leaves1 teaspoon ginger powder2 cups boiling waterInstructions:1. Steep nettle leaves and ginger in boiling water for 15minutes.2. Strain and use as a rinse after shampooing.How to Use:Use once a week for stronger, healthier hair.Safety Notes:Avoid if allergic to nettles
>>215679251um
>>215679375Hmmmm ok i will try it. Where from
pooing gay peng poo
>>215679237most of this is just straight people who identify as 'queer' because they have blue hair, incredibly boring people
>>215679400God hates him. Must have sinned badly.
cole palmer, registered democrat
>>215679436mmhmm x
>>215679400those fucking demons i tell you if i ever see them ill give them what for
>>215679458obviously
>>215679440idk really, I didn't research the good types or dosage since I stopped dead in my tracks when I researched fina effectsjust not worth it for me :/
haven't wanked in a week without tryingmad how low my T is
>>215679041OF COOOOURSE
>>215679466youre whitealso, kill yourself
>>215679400because of the mold?
>>215679436they call him the black pele
>>215679493this is true actually
>>215679493bit rude
>>215679507reminder to report his posts
>>215679237Actually most of this is just people saying they're bi because they find attractive people attractive and they got fooled by a crossdresser once
true. not gay to call an attractive man attractive
>>215679530
>>215679237most of this is me answering the same survey in various disguises
>>215679568LOL
virtual library card
>>215679556trvke
>>To be perfectly honest, I think a lot of this is spiritual. What did she mean by this?
>>215679400he should have cleaned his room
>>215679465neoliberal bull
>>215679631who
>>215679628I look like that
>>215679643>>215679400
>>215679631>>215679634hes so handsome and cute his daughter is so fit >>215679653>>215679653Jordan Peterson!!
>>>/tv/215125740
>>215679673he is a bad person, mousey
gay sex arse !!
it's not gay to appreciate the aesthetics of a nice dick
>>215679686:((( why no hes not
>>215679673careful the demons might come after you next
>>215679695might not be gay but it's a problem if you can't get off without a black cock being involved somehow
>>215675539>>215675539
>>215679684im banned from tv
didn't fall for it
>>215679733Who said literally anything about it being black
>>215679733state of you
>>215679821no one did
>>215679249Its alright. No new information just a rehash of a lot of old events they are tenuously trying to link together. Worth a watch tho
someone make the flipping new already
https://archive.org/details/ancient-home-remedies-apothecary-complete-collection-20-sarafina-cole-2024-home-
got some bits i need to do but i won't do them yet hehe
https://archive.org/download/ancient-home-remedies-apothecary-complete-collection-20-sarafina-cole-2024-home-/Ancient%20Home%20Remedies%20Apothecary%20Complete%20Collection%2020%20--%20Sarafina%20Cole%20--%202024%20--%20Home%20apothecary%20Book%20--%209789695492970%20--%20c7ee8af44dabadd1d2a619a3c1d045e0%20--%20Anna%E2%80%99s%20Archive.pdf
>>215679883I'd make it but cba with the 5 minutes cool down
alright i've got a b, an i and a / does anyone have a r, t or /?
>>215679714he wants to END canada forever and make it part of the poo ess gay
rorke I need you stop organising your 5TB JAV drive and make the bleeding new
https://archive.org/details/audio_islamic psychomantic_insane
>>215679990>>215679990>>215679990>>215679990
>>215679935>5TB舐めるな
>>215679860Alright yeah he is an interesting chap so ill give it a watch. Not paying for sky though, i'll find a stream on yandex.
