drink lots of water

first for sexo with germanic women

>>215707424
it's because intelligence and tax agencies don't have unlimited, free access to all that smartphone data, and people don't have to carry their smartphones everywhere with them.
as for physical IDs, you don't have to use them to do everything and you don't have to carry them everywhere.
further, there is nothing forcing you to use online services with tracking enabled

My pants ripp d up the leg and I'm at work
Had to call my boss to bring me new pants

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CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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Gay reddit fish perish in hell

You will never be a real incel. You have no autism, you have no negative canthal tilt, you have no deep seated emotional resentment. You are a well-adjusted man twisted by irony and memes into a crude mockery of a stone cold virgin.

All the “rejection” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back girls love you. Your parents are proud and happy for you, "Stacies” swoon over your masculine appearance behind closed doors.

Women are utterly smitten with you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed women to sniff out chads with incredible efficiency. Even incels who “pass” look strong and charismatic to a woman. Your deep voice and good sense of humor are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to earn a little online incel clout, you'll get cancelled the second your DMs get leaked and everybody gets a glimpse of the e-girls thirsting over you.

You will never be depressed. You wrench out a fake "tfw no gf" every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be miserable, but deep inside you feel the happiness creeping up like a weed, ready to bless you with unshakeable confidence.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll find a girlfriend, marry her, knock her up, and have seven healthy kids together. Your parents will praise you, happy but a little bit sentimental now that their little boy has finally grown up. They’ll spoil the kids with candies and toys, and every acquaintance for the rest of your life will know that you're a fakecel. Eventually you will pass on surrounded by your loved ones. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a family that misses you dearly.

This is your fate. This is what your genetics chose. There is no turning back.

>>215707559
This is kinda what I was suspecting. It's being introduced with the obvious (background) intent of tracking, monitoring, and pilfering data from every single person for ulterior motives. They can't come out and say this openly but everyone already seems to suspect or know this is why they're doing it. I don't see how they can possibly implement something like this and think people would opt in to it, I already have a plastic wallet card and physical passport so I don't even need this thing. It seems super goofy 2bh, only normoids would got vaxxed and downloaded those vaxx apps would probably use this digital ID thing.

I’m driving the autobus all the way to the popcorn palace

>>215707699
The Canadian government has already been making step towards this since like 2018, Quebec also wants it because it's le nationalisme ou quelque chose

When I see middle aged guys working at grocery stores or supermarkets I wonder where their life went wrong

This instant coffee is so ass bruh.

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>>215707799
Yeah I'm sure they have, just saying I won't be using it. The government's been super busy telling everyone what they can and can't do for no apparent reason lately, just decided I'm not going to be listening to them anymore. We'll see what happens I guess.

I'm finna drink mad beers tonight bruh. Real talk.

>>215707934
The Conservatives already put it in their platform that there can be no mandatory digital IDs. The Liberals watching how unpopular it is in the UK are already putting it on the backburner, which as we know from their various unpopular cyber bills means they will simply proceed an election cycle later. I wasnt clear before but Quebec wants their own digital ID just because. Either way I dont think this will actually happen for several years, at least until 2028.

Just finished gooning

>>215708074
How Was The Experience

Drinking a cold coffee I got at the chinky shop

>>215708102
Meh now I feel sleepy

>>215708046
Interesting. Also crazy how they see how wildly unpopular the gun bans are but they seem intent on plowing ahead with full force. It's almosta sunk cost fallacy at this point. They'd probably be better off abandoning it and demonstrating their capacity to be reasonable, even non-gun normies find it disturbing they're so hellbent on taking guns from peaceful citizens who literally dindu nuffin to anyone.

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Sometimes I wish I didn’t learn about stocks and investing. I’m 30 and I think I priced myself out of the dating market. Too many boss babes/girlies in massive debt, going after zoomers is frowned upon heavily in society.

I’m stuck between a place and a hard rock and it brutal.

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>Discord Data Breach - 1.5 TB of Data and 2 Million Government ID Photos Extorted

oh noooooooooo

>>215708356
Imagine all the hilarious troon id photos that got leaked

>>215708222
They don't even really want to take the guns away they are just shackled to this terrible policy now because Turdeau's entire gun strategy was to be as anti-gun as possible to force the Conservatives to defend guns so he can call them Republicans. That works on hysterical women types and the CBC viewers but essentially nobody else. Now they are just slow walking it so when the Conservatives get back in one day they are forced to cancel it, then the Liberals and CBC will blame them for wasting the money already spent and legalizing guns. They will never ever acknowledge that most guns used in crimes are already illegal guns from the US.

>>215708276
Why would being richer price you out of the dating market

>>215708490
He's just humble bragging

I know a guy who's VP of Engineering at a big company with several patents yet talks like a wigger in his personal life

I like the movie A River Runs Through it because you get to see Brad Pitt's cock

>>215708536
How old is he?

hello

>>215708536
LMAO

>>215708571
58

>>215708571
Late 30s

>>215708536
>he didn't believe in wiggermaxxing

>>215708587
>>215708593
Which one of you is the REAL anon??

I'm a millennial and a wigger

>>215708445
I think they might even know deep down it's destined to fail but they want everyone to register all their guns online first, then they can abandon it later and say "oh well you can keep them I guess" but now there's a long gun registry of the majority of guns they can use later on.

It's extremely dangerous, fascist behaviour and I really hope people wake up and stop pretending we should all just go with the flow on every single thing.

>>215708120
I'm making cold brew

Doesn't Canada have a mandatory gun buyback or something

ITS RAINING SHIT
HALLELUJAH ITS RAINING SHIT

>>215708750
Oh yeah i forgot about the old long gun registry. Yeah Liberals still seethe about that and are trying to redo it lol nothing says freedom like the government registering everything you do just because and we pinky promise not to use it for nefarious purposes later.

>>215708580
what's going on?

>>215708490
It totally prices you out, just your view point has changed and you gotta be wary of broke women.

The state incentivize women to divorce, and coming in with so much money means you need to be super picky.

I was on a date last week and the girl was talking about her struggles like student loans and bills and I simply couldn’t relate.

It totally different if you were together and actually raises your NW together but I had to go at it alone.

>>215708783
>Mandatory
>they didn't even arrange anyone to pick up the guns
>nobody is going to enforce it
>police across the country and several provinces have outright said they aren't participating
We live in a meme country you see

battlefield 6 drops in half an hour

>>215708863
>I was on a date last week and the girl was talking about her struggles like student loans and bills
Women all do this now, it's just begging. They are testing the men to see who will give them money or not. I've talked to girls before and within like 5 messages they are asking me for rent money, it's shameless. I hope no /cum/nigga ever gives a hoe money like that....

I remember when I was in 5th grade there was this teachers aid, Mrs. Lin. She was fob from China and lived 2 blocks from the school.
There was this meek black kid named Jerry, he was really shy and got a long with everyone, but he spit alot., it was like a habit of his.
So one day Mrs. Lin was sitting on a bench and Jerry walked by, not really close to her at all and he spit, and she got up and asked him, "Jerry, every time you see me you spit is it because you don't like me or you just have to spit?"
Even back then I thought that was an inappropriate thing to say and just showed her Thirdie foreign mindset

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>>215708843
From what I've heard they're already panicking about some info that leaked, the company that's supposed to collect and destroy all the guns is the same one who makes our guns for the military. So they're taking tax dollars to equip government soldiers but then also taking tax dollars to systematically disarm civilians.

Positively Orwellian shit.

>>215709000
You know how subhuman your spitting has to be to make a Chinese person dislike it? Ms Lin did nothing wrong

I had a Taiwanese teacher in Chinese class and she would give me all sorts of (cheap) gifts because I was like the only person who paid attention in class and would buy stuff for me when I saw her in the grocery store

niggaz talm'bout elementary skoo n sheeit

>>215709002
Liberals are evil but with a jeet level of competence it would be funny if it wasn't so detrimental

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My mom can barbecue better than my dad and it's become a point of personal shame for me.
How are you gonna let a woman out barbecue you? He'll be squattin to piss next.

>>215709120
>Chinese class
Are you Chinese? Who else takes that? Even here in Chinknada we never had that

>>215709195
The options in my high school were Spanish and Chinese and I had no interest in Spanish

>>215709185
>He'll be squattin to piss next.
Mohammad did this btw, I haven't seen anyone make a mohammadjak with it yet thoughbeit

drinking covfefe

>>215709185
AI slop

>>215709318
I'm about to drink my second one. How do (you) take your covfefe?

>>215709393
milk + instant

>>215709160
Yeah having that fat chipmunk looking jeet in charge of the whole thing is just the icing on the cake. It's almost like they're going out of their way to make people hate this whole thing in at every level.

>>215709440
Kek that fat jeet didn't even know what a PAL or RPAL was, Liberals just pick ministers at random with some diversity quotas. I guarantee he thinks all long guns with a magazine are assault rifles too.

>>215709377
That's not AI you brainless homonculus

Got served a steak that wouldn't pass muster at any chophouse worth it's salt.

battlefield 6 releases in one minute

im too blunt

im in queue. nigga i just want to play the songleplayer

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new truthnuke just dropped

>>215709912
not reading that schizo babble

I look like this and do this
https://youtu.be/nGZOFyLrCwk

just got disconnected and now back in queue of 400k

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its coming

>>215709672
Idk if it's just my imagination but steaks in restaurants seem to have gotten much worse since the holocough, you need to go to a meme tier restaurant with $100 steaks to get a decent cut nowadays

>>215709912
So cringe

>>215709912
reading that trvke babble

i just want to play the singleplayer fuck you EA

>>215709912
mucho texto

Been saving money by skimping on meat

>>215710090
raped by ea again award

>>215710019
It's true. They're smaller and cost more

You gotta go to like Stew Leonard's to get decent steak

>>215710017
im cuming

>>215710109
you aint no pizza

>>215710109
blow that load baby

>>215709912
Someone posted a long excerpt from Mein Kampf recently, and I couldn’t help but compare it to Orange Faggot’s blathering walls of text on Truth Social. It’s like night and day in terms of the quality of the writing, the intellectual level of the theory within, etc. I guess the dotard has a valid excuse considering how IQ plummets with age, and he’s going on 80 years old, but still.

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>>215710109

>>215710156
need aoc to tell me that

>>215710179
>Aoc
Ultra mid beangoblina

>>215710140
the orange retard was always retarded

>>215710104
What is the price of beef like in your country? It's skyrocketing here, even at Costco you need to spend like $130CAD for a pack of steaks

>>215710140
Curious choice of comparison

>>215710220
definitely not mid, you nincompoop. also latinas are sex maniacs

>>215710220
Are Puerto Ricans beaners too?

>>215710292
>latinas are sex maniacs
Sorry but she's ginger bwc only ever since her college days in Boston

>>215710140
IME intelligence doesn't plummet with age, but people can get a little less articulate and slower. I know 70yos who continue taking music lessons and making progress.

>>215710319
All Spanish speakers are beaners, even Spain

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>>215710179

>>215710386
Dios mio....

>>215710319
Technically "spic" is the derogatory term for Puerto ricans.

>>215710408
She's not attractive at all

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>>215710349
>>215710408
i need her to tie me to the bed and milk my balls with her pussy

>US gets latina sex maniacs
>Canada only gets jeet male sex maniacs
You cannot suffer in America

flying to ibiza tonight to party

>>215710408
She insulted Stephen Miller a few days ago calling him 4'3 or something, she got backlash on Xitter and then said he is "spiritually 5'3" because "good men are spiritually 6'2" but she "stands with short kings" JFL

>>215710358
>I know 70yos who continue taking music lessons and making progress.
That would have been his age in 2016. A decade later, he’s clearly in decline; getting older, more tired, and inarticulate.

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>>215710484
That was very funny

>>215710482
Ibitha, you say?

>>215710484
She's the quintessential chronically online millennial hag trying to be a zoomer

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idk if there's a better big booty latina in congress right now honestly, she kinda holds the crown

>>215710585
>short redditors getting blackpilled forcibly
Kek

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>>215710484
Also did she pick 5’3 as Miller’s ‘spiritual height’ because that’s one inch shorter than her height lmao

>>215710673
women can and should be short tho

AOC is not attractive, she is only attractive relative to other congresswomen who are like fat 70 year olds

I can't get it up

>>215710673
Wild how regardless of beliefs women all think men shorter than them are subhumans unworthy of love or respect

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Always find those bots very strange
I could engage with it for days and nothing would come out of it
I wonder what the end goal is

>>215710736
ask her for a footjob

>>215710694
My sentiments exactly. I was typing something like this previously but deleted it. Same with Kumala.

>>215710691
Women shouldn’t be shorter than your own height divided by 1.1, so my ideal gf would be 5’9

So it's ok to mock men's bodies but if he had said something about her small tits that would've been out of line? So hypocritical

>>215710736
Uhh the endgoal is to make you subscribe to her onlyfans and talk to Pakistani chatters pretending to be her. You've only been targeted by the bots because you've already done this.

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>>215710585
>>215710646
Some more Reddit manlet meltdowns

>>215710781
Don't forget they can mock your dick publicly too and that's fine but men can't even call fat bitches fat without being censured. We live in a society....

>>215710781
It's worse because you can't do anything about height but you can do all sorts of things to get bigger boobs
Stephen Miller is also 5'10 JFL

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>>215710763
Yum

>>215710860
dirty whore

>>215710836
Stop posting literal Reddit, fag. This is 4chan. If I wanted to read reddit I'd go to fucking reddit

>>215710848
>you can do all sorts of things to get bigger boobs
Not really. Breast implants are total dogshit, and objectively worse than any natural breasts. MAYBE acceptable in exceptional cases like reconstructive surgery after getting mangled in an accident or something

>>215710913
Idk where you've been nigga but like every other woman has fake tits nowadays it's easy mode for women. Even an ugly woman can get fake tits and make a living from posting them online.

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Despite all my rage I am still just a cat on a page

>>215710778
Women should be between 5'0" and 5'7" under all circumstances, regardless of your height. If you're under 5'8" you shoudn't have a gf anyways so really this just ensures actual men are getting a good sized gf that can breed them children and also not be a total midget.

Tall girls are always problematic and have serious mental problems stemming from their height. The kids of tall women are always socially retarded freaks 100% of the time, no exceptions.

Why am I always thinking of embarrassing things

>>215711009
FK moment

>>215711028
Intrusive thoughts are usually related to anxiety

Jew York Puerto Ricans are cringe, actual Puerto Ricans are nice folks

>>215709912
based
nuke beijing

>>215711063
Counterpoint: Bad Bunny

>>215711023
Are you a short woman LOL

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>>215711048
lol imagine some jeet is getting paid a cent per message to do this

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>>215710408
AOC is a land whale now, her presidency window closed before it was even opened

>>215711096
No there are no women on the internet

how long does it take you to poop after drinking your cup of coffee

>>215711133
>AOC Texas Latina arc

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>>215711133
>oligarchy

that's the sound she'd make choking on my BWC as it presses into the back of her throat

AOC was never meant to be a president she was meant to be bred

>>215711154
Almost immediately. I need to shit within like 30 seconds or a minute of sipping caffeine in the morning. Sometimes I can’t even get the whole drink down before heading to the terlit

>>215711179
Dude she's literally ugly.

This and Jenny Ortega are proof that simps will fall for any female who's famous, she doesn't even have to look good.

>>215711154
I can feel shit about to leave my ass when i'm about halfway done with my cup

>>215711225
Too many people have fallen for the Latina meme recently

I hate AOC

>>215711225
I’ve noticed a pattern where people like AOC or Greta Thunberg are initially universally condemned as ugly, but give it enough time, and people start hornyposting about them. Maybe it’s a kind of disgust fetishism like scatfags or troon enjoyers

>>215711023
Neither short men or women should have a partner. Only the top half of the population should breed.

>>215711314
if that were the case there'd be like no mexicans left

You know I used to shitpost about being in love with Greta and now she got like a handful of tits and people are unironically drooling over her

>>215711154
Sometimes just the smell of a caffeinated beverage is enough to get my bowels rumbling before I’ve even had a sip. That doesn’t make any sense physiologically, so maybe it’s just some kind of Pavlovian conditioning

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>China brags about locking onto an F-22 for the first time ever
>the F-22 had a Luneburge lens and drop tanks on
>jet was 10 meters away
>this is unironically the biggest military victory china has had since the 1960s
these are supposed to be our rivals??

>>>/r9k/82760927
made one

>>215711350
>the Mexican population doesn't have a top half

>>215711399
elite cum catchers

>>215711419
do you genuinely dirty talk with chatbots

>>215711453
you do but the top half maxes out around 5'8" and the bottom half averages around 4'8", let's be honest mexico is a land of hobbits. industrious, friendly hobbits.

Is it true that AOC has a sex tape? Or am I confusing her with another politician?

>>215711306
Greta is disgusting, but I have a feeling she's a slut now

>>215711389
The Chinese military has always been poverty tier, they didn't even have a Bluewater navy until like 2015. They sre exaggerated both by tankies and zogbots trying to get more shekels for the military

I went to the Philippines and I was surprised how many guys were 6'. Of course most of them are 5'3 or under

>>215711533
Do retards still brag about Iran's capabilities?

>>215711545
How many were 6”

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>>215711495
You're thinking of Katie Hill

>>215711586
Of course a German is interested in the trannies

>>215711594
See now she's ugly but she's got huge tits so it's ok

>>215711594
She got raped and aborted her rapist's baby lol

>>215711608
looks jayish

>>215711649
based

>>215711608
breedable

>>215711649
erm, not really a laugh out loud moment

>>215711694
bro just got released from auschwitz

>>215711389
Two more weeks until Zhongguo destroys the American Empire o algo

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>>215711608

Women don't know how to weild power

>>215711711
wdym? i was at the cultural revolution feast and festival for the past month

>>215711694
wtf is wrong with your thumb

>>215711724
Weird

Women should not hold positions of public power or public influence.

>>215711594
Photoshop idea:
Change it so it has her reading that “Debating the Holocaust” book that Jason posted himself reading

>>215711694
Post tummy. You're a girl.

>>215711694
PLEASE EAT SOMETHING ANON
LIFE IS WORTH LIVING

I think anyone who can’t change a tire shouldn’t be able to drive a car

>>215711768
You have the power

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>>215711594
She's running for governor in my state. And she'll probably win. It's over.

>>215711781
It's literally impossible to get the lug nuts off when they use a machine. You can stand on them and it's not going to help

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>>215711747
She was off the chain with it

>>215711724
LMAO

>>215711818
Least deranged weed addict

>>215711804
>You can stand on them and it's not going to help
wimpy wimpy wimpy.
you should be able to turn a bolt with more force than your own body weight

>>215711781
This but you also have to be white.

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>>215711850
can't tell me you wouldn't smash
democratic women are made for big chud cock

>>215711872
ltb

>>215711872
Yeah I’d spread those

>>215711804
just get a 16 foot cpvc pipe and and hang from it anon, use leverage like they taught us in the 4th grade

I'm Stacy only

Trannies love ugly bastards like Jason
>>>/lgbt/41312215

>>215711972
I wanna post Jason on looksmax and see what they rate him

>>215711972
Stop samefagging nobody cares

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>>215711972
>/HRTGen/ HRT General #754

>>215711818
I had to look up what “Nazi-era tattoo” even meant. Apparently, she had an iron cross tattoo. That seemed innocuous in itself, but her explanation was that she got the iron cross tattoo after getting raped, so maybe it was meant to be a dogwhistly racist tattoo after getting raped by a non?

>>215711584
Terrone in this very general does

>>215712034
wonder how many generals will be made till all of them eventually ACK themselves

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>>215711972
Every time people do shit like this, it brings a huge wave of trannies here

Balding? Good.

>>215712091
I forgot to link here thanks for reminding me

>Katie Hill – a first-term Democratic congresswoman from California who was part of last year's historic, women-led wave in the midterm elections – has resigned amid an ethics probe into sexual impropriety.

>Would she have stepped down if she were a man?

>Hill claims her soon-to-be ex-husband, Kenny Heslep, "weaponized" naked photos of her that were then published in a conservative media outlet without her consent.

>The allegations Hill had sexual relationships with two of her staffers have led to debate on both sides of the political aisle around the double standards female elected officials face. They also have ignited conversations around revenge porn, biphobia (Hill is one of the first openly bisexual women in Congress) and what constitutes domestic violence in the digital age.

Jesus Christ can women do ANYTHIG wrong? Why do a their every faux pas have a million excuses behind it

Terrone used to brag about how great his job was
What happened? Doesn’t like it anymore?

>>215712100
fin + min

>>215712142
he was fired

>>215711724
Lmao this was the woman who said some man was a neo-nazi because he had the firefighter cross tattoo and when her nudes got leaked she had an iron cross tattoo herself what a freak

>>215712142
his father got deported so he lost his job

>>215712142
Shut the fuck up nobody cares about your imaginary characters tranny

>>215712142
IDF bombed his place of employment

should I make a big bowl of apple cinnamon cheerios or 2 packets of apple cinnamon oatmeal?

>>215712142
He got deported

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>>215712134
>biphobia (Hill is one of the first openly bisexual women in Congress)

>>215712209
Mix both together

I was actually at the airport and saw Terrone walking on the tarmac getting on a plane to El Salvador
He was surrounded by other brown fat men

>>215712209
Soon to be a big bowel of apple cinnamon cheerios

had the gf score 6 7 into her sour dough loaf before baking

>>215712296
What?

>>215712270
>GOOD MORNING SAARS TODAY WE SEE WHO CAN GO THE LONGEST WITHOUT SHITTING ON THE STREET AND SHITTING IN THE LOO
INSTEAD WINNER GETS LIFE SUPPLY OF PURE BHARATI COW DUNG!!”

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This is what you and I yearn for.

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>>215712296

>>215712334
i yearn for big tits and a hairy pussy

>>215712334
Kill yourself

>>215712337
67 is an gen alpha chad meme unc

>>215712337
some fossil ahh unc was crashing out and dilating when he made this shii

>tfw 28 year old zoomer but I don’t understand the new negro lingo of my fellow zoomers

>>215712311
before baking sour dough you score the dough with something, I had her write 67, popular gen alpha meme

>>215712270
>Last one to leave the train rails wins a $100 Google gift card!

>>215712337
It do be like that. White people don't have their own slang anymore and just get all like niggers

blud thinks he's a woman :skull: :wilted_rose:

I like melty more than crash out

>>215712432
Melty is more online-coded, dontcha think

>>215712398
We used to have the 28 year old boomer meme

Slang is for the lower classes anyway
I don’t use any “slang” excluding words that have been adopted as normal parts of speech like “OK”

sybau unc

>>215712467
Okay

>>215712467
Even upper class British mobility use slang, you're just an autist

>>215712467
Slang is fun as long as you use whatever comes naturally to your own community
White suburb kids saying nigga is just awkward lack of self awareness and cringe

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Whomever posted me on LGBT, fuck you

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>>215712465
It was 30 year old boomer
I agree with all of it (I literally mow the lawn in the morning on the weekends)

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>Slang is for the lower classes anyway
>I don’t use any “slang” excluding words that have been adopted as normal parts of speech like “OK”

>>215712517
shut the fuck up nigger

>>215712536
Why would someone who doesn't use slang be a chud

>>215712513
British royalty be like I’m finna crash out cuz on god fr fr

>>215712550
You can tell who has a natural sounding "nigga" and who's forcing it

>>215712556
No they use their own lingo, stuff upper lip and all that pip pip cheerio shit

I don't say nigga in real life but I say nigga often online, it's a good filler word

Slang is fine, ebonics aren't. Being unable to tell the difference is what's low class.

>>215712552
Silence is violence. If you avoid being a wigger whose whole vocabulary is black slang, you’re a chud. Although you’re also a racist chud for cultural appropriation albeit. Can’t win with these people!

>>215712570
Everybody is forcing it because theyd rather be using the hard R like every other word in the english language that ends in an R

https://youtu.be/kp5wvpkf-EA

>>215712581
Disingenuous nigger

>>215712590
Winner winner chicken dinner

>>215712528
link?

>>215712609
How the FUCK is that disingenuous

Blacks called each other nigger, it only came out as nigga because of their accent. It's not like it started out as a "good version without a hard r". I wonder how many normies realize that

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It's getting bigger

I'm black but I grew up in the suburbs and even I sound stupid as fuck trying to talk black and use ebonics

>>215712664
That's where the term "ho" came from too it's how southern blacks pronounce "whore"

>>215712674
sad

>>215712570
The “hard r” vs “soft a” distinction is contrived. They’re not different words, not is one an abbreviation, but rather they’re expressions of different accents/dialects. It’s just that certain blacks do non-rhotic R pronunciation, like R in British English; guess how White Brits pronounce that word without pretence?

>>215712134
>weaponized
Weapons (2025) reference???

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>sad

there is no white slang except for incel slang

Jason's negative canthal tilt is brutal

>>215712664
If you think about it the main reason they have that accent is from their White master's accent influencing them too
>Bo-ah! if yall nigguhs dont get to work overseer here is gonna give you a right whippin'

>>215712695
For me?
https://youtu.be/biFSXNcLe6U

>>215712748
There used to be. Whites said awesome and tubular and bodacious and shit back inna 80s. Now it's all ebonics

>>215712791
Thomas Sowell says southern accents are influenced most by Scotland

>>215712748
Skater slang

I miss Cajun French. No they had some good slang like petit lagniappe

"Cool" is ebonic slang

canadian twink bois have big juicy butts

>>215712833
Cool is not ebonics, it has been constant since the 1940s
I have no idea how it lasted so long

Your vulgar and trashy slang vs. my exclusive and refined argot

>>215712795
theres tons of white southern slang but retarded northerners think its black for some reason

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>>215712846
forgot pic

>>215712833
As a trve chvd I never use that word. I only say avra (Latin word) to avoid ebonics.

>>215712857
The slang use came out of ebonics

>>215712846
Kill yourself

>>215712868
Southern and ebonics are very closely corrected but not exactly the same

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>>215712887
are you upset because your butt is bony and flat in the US?

>>215711872
>>215711724
Hot as fuck

I have a juicy bubble butt

>>215712887
theres lots of stuff i grew up saying or heard said in kentucky thats common throughout the south that northerners think is black and will get mad at you for saying
like "ol boy", or "fixinta" or "y'all"

similarly retarded cultureless northerners think "soul food" is actually a thing. its not. its just (white) southern food that blacks took north with them.

Chicken cats

>>215712937
proof?

>>215712748
>>215712795
Slang is by definition the non-mainstream vernacular of minority groups and subcultures. In medieval Europe, it’d be stuff like Gypsy thieves cant to avoid suspicion. To the extent that “white slang” existed before, it’d be related to groups like surfers, hippies, or whatever coming up with their own lingo. What are the major white outcast subcultures today if not Internet Nazis etc

>>215712937
post it along with the state in which u reside :D

>>215712957
my dad told me

I grew up in the South and never say y'all

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>muh negative canthal tilt
I don't care(in a Ryan George voice)

>>215712793
Fuckin Hooers

people really live in states like kentucky

>>215712979
i grew up in the north and i say y'all, we are reclaiming y'all

Dude stop attentionwhoring nobody fucking cares

>>215712991
will do a cum tribute to this later

cared enough to quote my random throwaway post lol

>>215712991
you should care more about your thinning hairline

"I'd tap that" is slang that Americans that live around the Canadian border invented. It refers to Canadians that tap their maple trees for harvesting their syrup. Americans would go up north and have sex with Canadian twink bois and it became known as "tapping asses"

how do I experience porn and gooning without watching porn and gooning? Gooning and porn is bad for you but I love it so how do I like get that but like without doing it like I love looking at anime girls

>y-you cared enough to *checks notes* post on /int/!
Too bad your parents didn't care enough to use a condom, you unplanned pregnancy.

more of a goontarding fan myself

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>>215713078

I have an extremely high tolerance for alcohol even though I rarely drink. It kind of sucks but at least I have a relatively low chance of becoming alcoholic. Feels like 100 proof is the only thing that can make me feel inebriated in a reasonable amount

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its raining cumbums

>>215713097
dude its so bad for you, i heard a guy say it fries your domanine receptors and makes you lazy so i need to stop

If you guys are curious, if you took every American and put their DNA together this is what you would get.

65.3% European
12.2% African
9.9% Amerindian
5.3% Mixed/Unknown/Mystery Meat
4.4% East/Southeast Asian
1.9% South Asian
1.0% MENA

>>215711930
u just know them toes been in another niggas mouth. u would not be sucking on virgin toes. those virgin toes were taken from u.