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>>215713060You’re supposed to fuck a girl all night instead
jason you're a fucking KHHV friendless neet who lives with your mommy at age 29 coming on 30 you are the very definition of a genetic failure
Cerealcoded
I have an extremely high tolerance for alcohol even though I rarely drink. It kind of sucks but at least I have a relatively low chance of becoming alcoholic. Feels like 100 proof is the only thing that can make me feel inebriated in a reasonable amount.
Today I learned that Nina Hartley is jewish
Gooning to thishttps://youtu.be/HmSYnOvEueo
i like men
>>215713178Yeah from Berkeley too. Combine that with doing porn and you got the trifecta
>>215713207can i fuck you in the ass hol ?
>>215713207Kill yourself
>>215713207Live yourself
>>215713078that's how other astronauts called howard wolowitz
Okay started out as Oll Korrect in 1830, which was Boston slang for All Correct because they thought spelling things wrong was funny. It lasted so long that OK morphed into Okay as it’s used all around the entire world
>>215713178How about Nina Shartley
>>215713235i'm a top. but we can rub penises together.
When I was in high school a freshman on my soccer team got sexually assaulted by a senior in a hazing incident gone wrong
>>215713264Heard this factoid before.What confuses me is, what did people say before okay? "Sounds good"? "Alright"? "Affirmative"?
>>215713285Gayfaghomosexualnigger
>>215713291What happened
>>215713291That senior was gaaaaaay
If Gen Z refuses to work because they demand doctor tier wages for making hamburgers, hate the country and refuse even to defend it, then, why am I angry about India diaspora again...? They are not taking jobs, from people who refuse to work lol.
>>215713304You are a transexual
>when you make legendary shitpost but its in a thread that will just hit page 10 and nobody will see and appreciate it
I've got a massive painful pimple on my armpit
>>215713322Link it here then
You faggots seem to have forgotten Rule #1 of /cum/
>>215713316It's because flipping burgers could afford you a house 50 years ago and now it can't even pay rent
>>215713294Lower syllable options could include “aye” or “sure”
>>215713294All right (alright wasn’t a real word, slang made up Mark Twain), fine, or very well
>>215713316Because they're Indian, Sukhdeep
>>215713316That's cutting off your nose to spite your face
Call em Gen P cuz they always goin to the bathroom!
>>215713350i screencapped all the ancestry images in one of those ">im the whitest" threads and made a mogged edit with my mutt results >>215712745
>when you text her and she replies with "ok"
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>>215713308The senior made the freshman suck his dick and ass raped him, I don't think it was really hazing but straight up rape. The raper is in prison now for guess what? Rape (separate case)
>>215713358Hahah hell no it couldn't. Stop getting your information from hot dog advertisement. 50 years ago burger job pays for courses at community college and small apartment. Reason that the starving student meme has existed since forever. Retard.
>>215713316bait but will get at least 5 replies
Don't understand how men can be gay, like I understand why women are lesbians because women are beautiful,soft and cute, but men? Hairy, smelly, fuck no, disgusting
>>215713404Simple and repetitive but I find it humorous 7/10
>>215713420>years ago burger job pays for courses at community college and small apartment.And now it can't pay for that eitherRetard
>>215713358This. That's one thing I'll say about Zoomers that I admire. They don't take the bullshit. I'm late Gen X and dwe were basically slaves to our bosses . Zoomers will tell them to go fuck themselves straight to their face or just not show up LMFAO that fucking gangster
>>215713316Wages have been flat in real terms since the 1970s due to mass migration. Fifty fucking years. You can bet people would be motivated to work if the thirdies were remigrated and wages went way up.
>>215713304>>215713248>>215713351
>>215713447Fifty fuckin years, not a peep
>>215713423being hairy and smelly is what makes them appealing. you ever smell your own balls after scratching them? they smell amazing.
I had my own apartment and was able to save up to buy a car despite not being good with money when I was 18 and working at a restaurant I would barely be able to afford that same apartment today, 10 years later
>>215713404kek'd
>>215713457Now here's a real study not done by pop Nu " science"
>>215713420>50 years ago burger job pays for courses at community college and small apartment.Now a summer job is basically just breakeven for that summer, if that, and students come out of university with tens of thousands of dollars in debt.
Remember "my sides"? What happened to that
>>215713437There is such things as endowment and scholarship. You can get them if you try hard in primary and high schools while your parents took care of you and you didn't need to care for money yet. You wouldn't know because you are busy masturbating at cartoon children all your life. They told you about these things, every year from K-12.
>>215713487do you wanna smell under my balls?
>>215713512They all went into orbit. No one has any sides left.
>>215713512It went the way of foreveralone
>>215713520Your mom complemented me on my endowment
This bitch birthed a 13 pound baby!
Missing my paycheck this week. If I don't get backpay I'm going to be pissed.
>>215713512reddit meme
>>215713512Mine were blown into orbit in 2012
>>215713554He will be a viking
>>215713520those are all reserved for women, trannies, and foreign races now
>>215713512I just asked that like a month or so ago
DiasPOOra
>paycheckNigger you mean your welfare benefits you pathetic worm >>215713576Irredeemable newfag
>>215713593Jesus said it's easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a white man to get a scholarship
>>215713585Remember when people thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012?
>>215713554What a size queen
>>215713625It did. That's when everything started going to shit
>>215713617I'll cry about my patheticness when I retire comfortably at a reasonable age
just shut up and get in the sewer goy
>>215713624LOL
>>215713561Do you work for the government? If you do, just increase your gg points that will surely help.
lol struck a nerve with that "unplanned pregnancy" jab
>>215713667Cleaning sewers is a great job though, it's not as bad as it sounds if you're not the kind of retard who proves how manly you are by not dressing appropriately.
our canadians are doing thanksgiving next monday. ALL AMERICANS: wish our canadians a happy thanksgiving next monday :)
>>215713703fuck snow mexicans
>>215713699There's roaches in the sewer the alive of small cats, ain't no way in the world
>>215713664How do you plan on retiring when you’ve never had a job?
I didn't get a scholarship but I've been awarded more than $10,000 in grants for my thesis project and I'm white
>>215713699It's just bleak when there is a massive class of people who will make double or triple your pay for sending emails. Who wants to suck it up and work hard to maintain civilization when you see how rigged it is?
>>215713721Are you white? Or "white"?
>>215713751I'm white
>>215713498>test subjects: sub 70 IQ rednecks living in bumfuck nowhere who have never seen a homosexual in real life
>>215713721I've been awarded more than $100,000 in grants for my feces project
brian showed up
>>215713750This. The world isn't set up for the honest man to succeed. You should be able to at the very least survive on a 40 hour minimum wage job. But that's not the case, so you gotta cut corners and get yours where you can cuz nobody gonna give you shit
>>215713719Government jobs offer small pensions alongside your SS checks, saving plans, and 401k. We also keep our health benefits post-retirement if we work for the government for more than 25 years (military service counts, I'm not a veteran but many veterans I know treat this as a nice boost).
>>215713782are you trying to say that repeated exposure to disgusting and traumatic materials acclimatizes people to abuse?
I was awarded more than $10,000,000 in grants for my penis project
>>215713807>SS ChecksWhat the fuck!
>>215713809are you going to buy a microscope powerful enough to prove it exists?
I was awarded more than $100,000,000,000,000 in grants for existing
>>215713807>government jobsI thought you were Jason (unemployed rat fuck tranny who lives in his mother’s basement)
My american friend uses the term "blacks" rather than Black people and it really rubs me the wrong way as it seems like a sort of dogwhistle, am I right or is this just a culture clash?
>>215713750That class of people isn't that big. Unless you live in NYC or some shit, and even in that case you're obviously being paid more than usual, blue-collar jobs are the highest-paying jobs in most of the country. I also like that I help people, which is its own reward.
your father, uncle, brother, nephew, teacher, mailman, local gas station clerk, coworker, etc could be a homosexual and you'd have no idea.
i just had all my money stolen and given away in a bunch of retarded grants
Was granted fuck all for been a tit
>>215713782Those are the best people to test, they haven't been indoctrinated by coastal faggotry programming
>brian spamgrim
The current stats as it were
>>215713846No, I work for the USGS
>>215713854He sounds based to me
>>215713782The headline doesn’t do the study justice; I’d say the findings are even more interesting. There were also homosexuals in the study, and they found that the homosexuals exhibited the exact same stress/disgust response on observing homosexual behaviour as normal people. TL;DR gays are also stressed/disgusted by seeing gay shit like the rest of us, but are probably fetishizing that disgust like scatfags do with poo
>>215713834Actually my cock is 48 inches long so I’m going to figure out how to do a penis reduction surgery where I can also donate the extra length to men around the world
why are hoes so illiterate
>>215713897cope incel
>>215713874you people have more in common with hyper religious, uneducated, sub 70 IQ third world africans and muslims.western civilization is progressive and pro-LGBT
>>215713894Is that why those gay faggots in German be licking public toilets?
>>215713881I also got a job with the government and I think it was the USGS but I went into the private sector instead because I didn’t want to move to the state capital
>>215713857>your father, I know he's straight, I accidentally saw his porn stash once. He likes fat women though, which is weird since my mom is kinda thin.>uncle, He died>brother, Don't have one>nephew, Don't have one>teacher, I'm an adult>mailman, She's a chick>local gas station clerk Also a chick>coworker, I have multiple, half are chicks the other are friendly. I live in a blue city so being openly gay isn't an issue for any of them >etc could be a homosexual and you'd have no idea.I know for a fact they aren't
our canadians are soft and cuddly :3
just saw a clueless retard call a faggot an incel, thinking he was talking to a woman.
Stop sexualizing my tight juicy pussy
>>215713897Lol
>>215713782>NOPOOO! YOU CAN ONLY TEAT PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN INDOCTRINATED INTO LIBERALISM! NORMAL EVERYDAY MEN DONT COUNT!!
>>215713894>muh homophobic propaganda is totally unbiasedhomophobic straight men need to be violently raped and turned into faggots ASAP
>>215713939Oil industry? I stay away from them for moral reasons, the high pay is tempting though.
>>215713881sounds awesome
Is someone having a melty? Please someone have a melty
I started browsing African Twitter and I expected that Bantoids would be treated as retarded and Nigeroids as intelligent like the race scientists on /int/ say and it's the opposite. South African and Kenyan Bantoids are considered the pinnacle of intelligence and civilization and they bully the Nigeroids any chance they get.
>>215713914i'm a homosexual. that was a man i was talking to. it's impossible to be an incel as a homo.
>>215713782>Those other anons seething when you're right
>>215713854There’s a general trend for libtards to try and make the names of “protected groups” more and more abstract. First you had terms like “beggar,” then it became “homeless,” “homeless person,” and the current iteration seems to have become “people experiencing homelessness.”It’s kind of funny to imagine that principle applied to the groups they have a problem with, like instead of Antifa having a meltdown about Muh NAZIS, it’s “people experiencing nationalism” or something
>>215713854you are correct it's a microagression
Charles Schumer
Windows 10 support is about to end so I guess I'll update my nvidia drivers one last time.
>>215713944total strangers you walk past on the street could be homosexuals. i'd say about 1 in 3 men are straight.
Remember when black people were feminine? Usher-yeah comes to mind, did jews really try to pysop black people into being gay?? Couldn't imagine some black rapper (nas x excluded) being that gay today
started bathing in the sink lately. feels much more natural to me
>>215714005>You can only test people who will agree with my viewpointFucking pathetic
>>215713992Makes sense, Kenya is a better place to live than Nigeria. Nigeria is hell on earth
>i'd say about 1 in 3 men are straight.
>>215714030I was wondering why my lappy started shutting down for no reason
ICE losthttps://youtu.be/a1Femq4NPxs
>>215714042>total strangers you walk past on the street could be homosexualsMaybe>i'd say about 1 in 3 men are straightI hear it's closer to 4-6%
>>215713962how is believing everyone is deserving of equal rights "indoctrinated"
>>215714058How small are you
>>215714006they euphemism treadmill exists so libshits can behave like petty tyrantssome of them are actually retarded enough to believe that words magically create meaning.like if you stop calling them 'niggers' they'll magically become superhuman
>>2157140833'5
>>215714006Its not like he uses the term "whites" either, he says white people. Its just odd to say, its like saying "the" Jews and instead of just Jewish people.>>215714019Yeah I thought so
>>215713944>>uncle,>He diedSorry to hear that Anon
>>215714042>>215714063woops i meant to say 1 in 3 men are homosexual
>>215714098Sometimes I wish I was a Chad dwarf because it would be really hot to have sex with a tall woman then
>>215714021Person who is experiencing Jewishness
SHUT THE FUCK UP BRIAN
>>215714048>Usher>FeminineLiterally nobody thought that about him
>>215714030i saw the same and just decided to switch to linux.
>>215714072reggaeton just sounds repulsive. please keep this genre to yourself
>>215714100he probably interacts with black people regularly, and doesn't respect them because of that
Updating drivers used to be this whole thing, and now it's just 1 click. I hope Mint is good enough to game on or we have some other option by the time windows 10 shuts down.
>>215713625i remembered. me and two of my friends said we're gonna hang out that day if world doesn't end
i'm abstaining from gay pornography to reset my dopamine sensitivity
>>215714098Fun midget fact! Many royal families kept "court dwarves" for entertainment. Sadly this usually resulted in abuse and dehumanization. We should really avoid this kind of mistreatment of the disabled in the future.
>>215714133racist bigot
>>215714082It's not about that. It's about thinking faggotey in objectively disgusting, because it is and it's natural to think so. Men evolved to fuck women, it's biological programming on the basest level. Faggotry is sickening to normal peope
Lyin' Chuck Schumer
>>215714131I actually play games and do stuff on my computer so linux just isn't an option since it does not work for personal computer use.
>>215714100It’s not “Jewish people,” chuddie. Educate yourself.See: >>215714125
>>215714147That's funny, I've been increasing my consumption of gay porn for anatomical studies.
one thing about midgets is that they usually have regular sized dicks
any bird enthusiasts in?
did someone mention cuck jewmer?
>>215713975Yep, I’m just here to make the money someone else would’ve made and it’s not like in the sole reason it’s still aroundI have solar panels on my house myself and am probably getting an electric car soonI have a friend who works for Raytheon so at least I’m not him
>>215714153I wish I had a harem of midge women
>>215714185I hate being 6'5 because I also have a regular-sized dick but it looks small since I'm big
>>215714048
>>215714187I like all animals, birds included
>>215714162>muh natural sexwho cares. wearing shoes is unnatural yet we do that. gay sex is harmless>inb4 AIDSbig pharma propaganda, non-existent
>>215714176my bad, I should better myself you are right anon
>>215714201what is your degree in?
>>215714187Yeah but I don't know anything about birds other than blue jays are annoying faggots
>>215714187birds are incel-coded they're basically flying vaginas you can never catch to have sex with and they shit all over everything
>>215714174what games do you play? most games run better on linux these days with proton. the only ones you cant play are the ones with kernel level anticheat (spyware)
The government has been shut down for 10 days and nothing has happened
i harvested this stick from a tree. i will use it as a wand for ritualistic purposes.
repeat the line, chudjak
>>215714238>they're basically flying vaginas you can never catch to have sex with
>>215714243The blue angels won't be coming to your town for the time being
>>215714224>gay sex is harmlessOne, it's objectively disgusting. Sticking your dick in a man's ass is sick, and if you can't see that it just shows how fucked up your brain wiring is. Two, it's not harmless, heterosexual sex is for creating children, nothing comes from gay "s x" but disease like monkeypox and anal fissures. For God's sake, even nature itself is telling you it's wrong, like get a clue
>>215714201That's cool for you. Before the shutdown I was mostly watching out for meteorological hazards. I wanted to be a professor but I figured I'd be a better professor if I had a few years as an actual geologist.
i would fuck a ftm transgender male. but i still consider myself a homosexual.
>>215714272What about the blue waffles
>>215714239I play Fallout New Vegas, OpenMW, WoW private servers, OSRS, Minecraft, Japanese eroge sometimes, modded Skyrim, CS2, etc
>>215714231Geological engineering
>>215714284plenty of straight men engage in anal sex with women.we have devices to clean your butthole out with water. you must have a scat fetish if you're this obsessed with poop.>nothing comes from gay "s x"except for plenty of pleasure without any risk of pregnancy>heterosexual sex is for creating childrenyeah and endless population growth isn't a good thing, unless you want our country to become like india or china
>>215714288Interesting conundrum. I'm straight and would rather fuck a female passing MtF than a male passing FtM. Feels like the vibes are more important than the hole.
>>215714318jasonesque
>>215714329Whatever, manEnjoy your inevitable disease(s)
>>215714288If you think about it fucking a hot tranny is more straight than fucking an ugly bitch. Like, if it was between prime Bryce Howard but with a penor vs Hulk Hogan with a pussy, the Bryce looking bitch can get it.
Woke up to the strong smell of soilNo I didn't shit myself, I mean it was an earthy smell
>>215714350>would rather fuck a female passing MtF than a male passing FtMseems like you'll never be having sex
Sometimes I think birds be warning their friends about me and I don’t like that
>>215714350i've been having unprotected gay butt sex for almost 10 years and i'm still well and alive. there are no contractable sexual diseases.
>>215714329Get his ass. You should have LOTS of unprotected gay anal sex with lots of random guys to prove to /cum/ that HIV isn’t real
The ceasefire went through! The war is over!
>>215714322that's awesome. wish i was smart enough to be on the engineering/designing side
>>215714385i'm talking about men who have vaginas. not women with penises.i would impregnate a man with a vagina. but only if he passed and was really hairy and had a beard.
>>215714419Finally, Gazans will experience a week and a half of peace
>>215714419Terrible! Hamas was about to win
>>215714419What about the hostages?
It never happened to me so it's not real
>>215714419FLASH: ISRAEL HAS BROKEN THE CEASEFIRE
i do nothing but refreshing /cum/
>>215714405meant to respond to >>215714362also >>215714406big pharma lied to you, STDs aren't real
>>215714318Cant promise the wow private servers or eroge but all of this runs fine with proton. I have played some eroge on linux without issue but some of the older ones require more effort to get running well. Things like osrs, minecraft and cs2 run natively without any proton needed.
>>215714441Before those retards start launching rockets again as usual
>>215714441I was just thinking this, 8 to 5 Israel violates and mercs like 500 kids or some shit
>>215714461You should be studying for law exams
>>215714434If you make boipregnant real post it on /tttt/
>>215714485true
>>215714461Brian drinks nothing but refreshing /cum/
NGL Orangeman deserved the No El Peace Prize for this shit but they ain't never gonna give a nigga his due
>>215714427College is harder than the actual jobs that come with the degree to be honest
>>215714452The jews didn't achieve any of their military objectives, so they did win.
>>215714487i might do a domination spell on a trans men to coerce him into letting me get him pregnant and keep the child
Transwomen are women
>>215714516i consume my own semen after ejaculating. i don't want to waste precious nutrients and life force energy.
If Orangeman was black he'd be called Denzel Trump
5 days till Israel breaks the truce
>>215714142AI slop
sexual fantasy:kidnapping and raping straight homophobic conversative men and seeing the utter look of disgust on their faces as i forcibly make them do very homosexual things
The primary objective was death or expulsion of every Palestinian. This objective was not achieved.The secondary objective was the death or expulsion of Hamas. This objective was not achieved.
>ending the Gaza genocide is a bad thing because uhhh.... well....> it just is ok?lmao the state of leftists in 2025
the gaza genocide should have been ended with the atomic bombing of tel aviv
>>215714222good boy anti-drone bird>>215714232why do you think they're annoying? because of their call? they are part of the crow family that's why they sound cranky>>215714238you're nasty
The hostages are free. Wat nou?
>>215714594This is the fifth ceasefire they've signed
>>215714530Hamas won as soon as Israel retaliated after 10/7
i think i would go crazy without /cum/
>>2157146414d chessToo bad it took so many Pali lives
My only sexual fantasy is having a bitch who's willing to shave her hair for me since that's my only weird sexual preference.
>>215714560A lot of niggers have names like Donald, Gary, Henry, George etc
hoes love me
you ever yawn and pull a muscle under your tongue? that shit is probably worse than childbirth or being burned alive at the stake.
cummypies i am drinking covfefe
>>215714663Hamas couldn’t care less about that
The 539s really are fucking with the flow of time
>>215714670Yeah but Trump wouldn't be no black nigger, honey
>>215714400they actually do that. if you're mean/rude to crows (only an idiot would would that) they'll teach their babies not to trust you. a haircut won't matter either because they know your face and gait. if you're nice to them though they'll talk good about you.
>>215714543It’s so funny seeing how angry real women get when they’re mistaken for trannies
>>215714727Basat
If the government replaced all the signs to metric and the media went entirely metric, I think it'd only take a year for Americans to adapt.
if you aren't someone the church would have killed 400 years ago...are you even living?
>>215714783Metric is used for anything scientific anyway, it's pointless to convert
>>215714803It'd be good to convert for wider scientific literacy.
>unit slop againwhining about imperial or metric units is just midwit nitpicking.
>>215714783For me, it's Red Taffy.
Men only want one thing......
>>215714823>Buzzword again>Whining about buzzword is just buzzword buzzword
>>215714743Especially if they’re liberal
>>215714842where are her arms
>>215714783Sooty-om-ChestnutbrosRISE UP
>>215714836I really like Smokey Perlino because that's the color unicorns typically are.
just sent someone over the edge
>>215714819Nobody who isn't interested in scienkikeic literature now would be if they suddenly knew metric.
>>215714819They tried in the 1970s and it was a disaster
>>215714858It says right there she's blind
>>215714883No they didn't, they said they were trying and told a few teachers to teach metric for a couple months.
I'm crashing out
I can’t convert to kelvin in my head
>>215714783Can horses see color? Can they tell each other apart from coat pattern?
orange man seething over the nobel peace prize
>>215714871Reminder that the side with all the physicists won WWII
>>215714900Yeah it was a disaster
they should give king nigger a second nobel peace prize for working so hard to stop frump in 2016
People who were born blind amaze me. They're a breathtaking example of human adaptability.
>>215714928He shoulda got it. Anyone else woulda got it for stopping the Gaza war. They're just petty assholes and don't like him
>>215714915Horses have dichromatic vision so they can't see red, it tends to blend into yellows and blues.
Jason is a breathtaking example of human adaptability, just not in a good way
>>215714928If it was anybody else the would get it, (((they))) sure don’t like him
>>215714944Sorry LIBTARD but the CIA needed to send a million dollars to the opposition leader in Venezuela so they can do a regime change
>>215714955Cool
>>215714952I'm deaf, it's barely been a problem since I graduated from school.
>>215714952In the olden days the Greeks would throw them off a cliff and go home to have sex with a boy
Qatar us building military bases on US soil. it's over America has fallen
>>215714987Have you heard? Peru is going insane right now. Their congress told the president to GTFO cuz there's a huge crime wave all over the fucking country. It's a free for all
i wish i were blind to all briankin
>>215714987I’m Max Blumenthal and Maduro is the good guy, subscribe to my blog funded by Russia
watching destiny
*talks shit about the deaf guy out loud when he's not looking*
>>215714935You should work on your reading comprehension. Joe Normie isn't suddenly going to give a shit about spider genital variations just because he knows metric. Do you think every eurofaggot has a subscription to Nature?
datching westiny
>>215715007The thing about Ancient Greeks all being gay pedophiles is 20th century gay propaganda; a modern attempt at normalization of their deviancy. It was more taboo then than it is now.https://youtu.be/BNAT4ybsz_E
>>215715018There are multiple countries with "bases" in the US. It's for training, coordination, and exposure to new environments.
>>215715075That's not very nice
>>215715039I saw a push notification about their president’s ouster, but I haven’t gotten around to looking into it
Eating an apple
I cummed in all the apples in Mexico so any Mexican eating an apple is eating my jizz
Just realized that deaf niggas don’t get any auditory warning when someone farts. They’re all silent but deadly.
>>215715191
bailing out Argentina is a good thing actually
>>215715222How does an animal even live like that?>>215715191This is true yes
>>215715239Yeah, for Argentina
>>215715239>Be a Libertarian>Rely on subsidies
Getting hit 24/7 with low IQ anti-semitism posts on twitter is turning me into a philosemite. I will accept ANYTHING that is the opposite of AI greek statue pictures.
there is literally nothing worse than being blind. i'd rather burn in hell till eternity
>>215715254american soft power is good
>>215715261more like>be jewish>defraud your host country>beg for more money>defraud againrepeat
>>215715279American soft penis
>>215715261that wasn't real communism o algo
NEW>>215715288
>>215714992That's difficult, I'm sure, but being born blind is like, a lot worse.
>>215715317We're on page on your sister-fucking nigger
