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watching destiny
do us christians believe in the same god that muslims and jews believe in?
Apple Jacks used to have an insane looking mascot
>>215715368In a technical sense yes, but the religion believes that that god has different rules from the Jewish or Muslim orthodoxies.
It would be very funny if the Nobel Peace Prize committee manage to make this Venezuela war not happen as a result of Orange Man feeling salty on account of his peace prize being stolen by the Venezuelan opposition. Maybe the peace prize committee should get the next peace prize.
Time to go to the gym
>>215715368I think Jews and Muslims have made valid arguments that we do not. I don't agree that it's a problem though.
I like anime and gay porn. If someone made gay porn anime, where all the characters were adults, that'd be amazing.
The best site for news about international affairs is the grayzone
Can Trump stop Israel invasion actually?
>>215715397Jya, mata
>>215715368Islam and Judaism are much more similar to each other than to Christianity. Muslims and Jews don’t believe in the Holy Trinity, they circumcise, they do Kosher/Halal dietary stuff, etc. In a technical/historical sense, Islam is a Judaizer heresy that split off Christianity.
Jizzlam stole the practice of praying five times a day from the Zoroastrians
I remember seeing a reaction video where a guy shows his sister boku no pico. Wtf is going on in wypipos houses
grouchy like oscar today, man. getting mad at people for just physically being in my walking path. i really need to cool it. this isn't me. maybe i need to eat something. or i didn't get enough sleep. or i need another beer, ha.
>>215715495Heaven and hell come from zoroastrianism
do you ride a bike in the us, canada or mexico?
>>215715504Wypipo live in perpetual fear of their soul leeching away, and people like that guy have accepted that.
>>215715453Brian gets his news from Max Poomanballs of the Gayzone
Have you ever witnessed to men having sex IRL?
>>215715545Max (((Blumenthal))) is not funded by Pootin
Whiny blog post belowSupposed to be driving to my friends wedding. I called out of work and everything. I'm too broke. I have an empty tank and $1.22 in my bank account. I've maxed out on every "cash advance" app. I ordered a credit card ahead of time but it still hasn't arrived. I have a check i was expecting for $1400 that was sent over a week ago that never arrived. I asked my mum to borrow some cash but she didn't listen to my instructions and just sent it to an overdrafted account so it just made a negative account slightly less negative. I don't have the heart to ask for another handout. I begged friends, siblings shamelessly for cash but no one will loan me any. After my 14 hour shift I immediately doordashed for several hours with my car right on E, only way I managed to not get stranded was a nice lady giving me a $5 cash tip. After that, when I hit the button to withdraw the funds I'd earned from delivering food, an error occured and they said I have to wait 24 hours.I will literally have 0 money problems in just a few days when my paycheck hits but then the wedding is right now, I was supposed to leave hours and hours ago. I'm very tempted to relapse right now t.b.hJdimsa
If you don't look like this I don't care what you have to say
>>215715549I’ve never seen anyone having sex irl other than sex I’ve been having, aside from one time that I walked in on my parents when I was a kid
not reading that schizobabble
>>215715535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LfUHAHUFV0
Imagine we lived in the 1830s but without all the racists
>>215715648Nigger your country is committing genocide I don't give a shit what you have to say
>>215715628Have you tried pulling yourself up by your bootstraps
>>215715674Taylor Swift would be so happy
>>215715648I can't tell an indian from niggas including the unitedstatians
>>215715628You might have to hit one last lick.
>>215715682That’s a Russian flag, not an Israeli flag, saar
>>215715674What fun would that be?
>>215715727Russians are genociding Ukr*inians, they steal their children and ship them to Russia to be raised as Russians
>>215715645RIP
>>215715674Canada had a civil war in the 1830shttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebellions_of_1837%E2%80%931838
>>215715705That's ok, they might as well be the same
>>215715766American is also indirectly massacring Gaza people tho
>>215715809That’s on Hamas
>>215715695I'm pulling as hard as I can but I need to just pull harder :^)>>215715719Not going to lie I haven't eaten in 3 days and while delivering food all afternoon I was seriously considering it
mom is going back to herzegovina tonight
Work makes you free
Tummy hourPost tummies
Are we going up to the H Mart in Niles IL guys?
>>215716031To do what?
>>215716082she's a radiologist
They need to deport more people
>>215716093Mommy went to medical school
I caved and asked my dad for money. I don't care if I go hungry and rot but I refuse to let my cat go hungry. I'd suck dicks for cash before letting him suffer due to my retardation.
>>215716179Let it roam free
>>215716179>I'd suck dicks for cashWelp hurry up big guy.
>>215716209Yeah that was my last ditch plan, just send him outside to hunt for himself. But feels unfair doing that after he's already hungry and exhausted because I haven't been feeding him regularly
>>215715809The Gazans held protest for Hamas to seek a ceasefire early on, all those people who participated were thrown in jail
Importanthttps://strawpoll.com/2ayLQBqWbn4
>>215716218OK. You wanna be my first customer you can.
>>215716256Some say Hamas uses human shields, this is incorrect, they use human sacrifice
>>215716280I can send you an Amazon gift card :-D
Is "feeding my cat" code for "I need drugs" or am I just being cynical
I voted no because I hate life and view existence as the ultimate evil. Oblivion please take me away sweet void sweet nothingness
Would you rather be born a ghetto black nig in the deep hood of Memphis or be born a mid term Indian in India?
>>215716280Can I put it in your butt ?
>>215716322Indian nc
If you hit YO HOE with this track she is gonna hithttps://youtu.be/pAQGetcjC-A?si=bDETqU3Gt_HGaPnu
>stupid middle eastern squabble is over Okay can we go back to focusing on the war in Europe which is 1000x more important and can actually result in the end of the world in a worse case scenario?
>>215716308No, I mean literally in this case buying food for my cat. I ran out of dry food I've been buying him cans of wet cat food from quicktrip gas station since it's pretty cheap only $1.50 or so. But he doesn't like it that much I don't think. He will wait until he's extremely hungry before eating it
>>215716322Honestly black as bad as that sounds
>>215716256Citizens who opposed Canadian participation in WW2 were thrown in concentration camps (also known as internment camps)
>>215716333$75 you can stick it wherever you want buddy
>>215716354I say Europe is just as bad as Israel. We gave them nearly 83 years of lasting peace and they're the most ungrateful horrid people to us and our country. I could care less what happens in Ukraine in regards to the EU if Europe is too pussy to defend itself then that's a problem with their society and culture and not us.
>>215716173daddy too. that's how they met ^^
You know what’s a real “concentration” camp?School! lol!!
>>215716411if you don't spend all your money protecting europe, how will they spend all their money importing retarded browns?
imagine being such a normie you have to go to a wedding. never gotten an invitation to one in my life.
Only true zoomer uncs remember dabbing and flossing
>>215716179i love my cat to death too
I hate Palestinians so much, they're probably the most pathetic group of people on the planet
>>215716411>I could care lessGood to know I can disregard the rest of your post since you clear have a low IQ
I put your mom in a "concentrate on this dick" camp
>>215716433LOL so true…>>215716477>you clear have a low IQUmm
>>215716453I'm going to a wedding next month, shit should be so cash. The bride is a turbo wealthy Filipina
>>215716477Nigger the Europeans are no better than the Arabs from my historical standpoint when it comes to war. You are extremely uneducated. The continent literally had an interrupted war its whole existence until we intervened in their affairs.
>>215716496Fuck, I made a typo.I have lost this internet argument I made a typo in my first post too actually and it wasn't caught.
>>215716453i do get invited from time to time but i hate weddings
>>215716506Get yourself one of her cousins
>>215716453same
>>215716453Seriously?Do you not have an extended family?
>>215716411>I could care lessSo you care a little bit? Seemed like you don't care at all, what is it that you care about
I have applied to take part in the test run for the new terminal at Frankfurt airport and was successfully chosen I love airports
>>215716506>Kumasta ka na kaibigan
>>215716568Any good brothels in Frankfurt?
>>215716563I mean I care more that GM canceled the Camaro. That's like a really big thing in my life, I want a new one.
>>215716568My mom was born there. She moved to texas when she was 8. She doesn't remember anything about frankfurt except that apparently the children still wore lederhosen (this could be made up, I wouldn't put it passed her to deliverately misremember something like that)
>>215716561i haven’t seen any of them since the early 2000’s.
>>215716615Ya I guess soNever been
>>215716477>you clear have a low IQ
>>215716641Definitely made up because Frankfurt isn’t Bavaria Also come home white man
I decided to record myself talking yesterday to see what other people see when I talk. And my god, it has never been more obvious until now, just how over it is for me. I’m truly never going to have sex.
>>215716645Damn 9/11 really messed things up I guess
>>215716426who gives a shit? go blog in your backwards general where people might give a shit
>>215716703Just like be Prince and shit bro https://youtu.be/Rp8WL621uGM?si=DUS93NRwDlCBPT73
>>215716703No one likes the sound of their own voice.Don't worry about it
>>215716633Boomercore car but they are pretty nice. I was never much one for the typical high end roadsters, though. More interesting to me is taking a slow car and making it go fast. Anyone given enough time and resources can design and build a fast car, just look at koenigsegg. The really interesting engineering is getting a 2.0 liter shitbox to gap a coyote mustang on the track
>>215716703Post a vocaroo
>>215716744Dodge did this in the early 2000s and nobody bought it
Is this the video that started it all
We should do a CornPops version next.
>>215716785
>>215716758https://voca.ro/12IK4yMyFbZ9
>>215716685See, that's why I figured it was made up. But I didn't know if that was exclusively bavarian or just mostly associated with them>come homeI started learning german awhile ago after visiting strasbourg
>>215716720you're mean. i don't like you
>>215716354I'm a civil servant. I still haven't been paid by Donald Trump.
>>215716838Post your face
kellogg shillers in the house tonight
>>215716802You sound familiar are you from the midwest
>>215715288>Wanna date anyone my age >They want me to be a wallet and credit cardHonestly would rather passport bro because atleast it would be cheaper
>>215716615yeah, they are by the main train station around kaiserstrasse
>>215716848You mean Orange Foolius?Cheeto Benito?Mango Mussolini?
>>215716861Yea, I live in Illinois
>>215716764I remember that thing. Honda still has it's Civic type R with manual transmission
>>215716848As someone who worked for the government for 5 years the Democrats do this every year where they shut down the government and try to grandstand saying that it's somehow the Republicans fault
>>215716821Every high test man wants a long, blonde-haired, blue/green eyed, fair-skinned, 19 year old german girlfriend
>>215716880I thought soWelp good luck buddy
>>215716888Retard
>>215716880Suburbs of Chicago or?
>>215716838you're a tripfag blogging in a general not meant for you
>>215716851
>>215716911I mean it's true. You have provided nothing to refute what I said.
>>215716916I live in one of the three towns that claim to be the hometown on Ronald Reagan
>>215716802You sound like you’d look like this guy
>>215716802I vote this guy be the official voice on /cum/Voocarroo yourself saying "it's never been so over" and that will be our official, you know, thing
>>215716946Dixon lol. What happened with that chick who stole all the money?
>>215716943you're a good looking fella
>>215716945I disagreeI'm so right that I don't even need to back up my argumentGet pwned, nerd
How to save hootersHave the girls spit in your food and findom you for tips
This made me laugh
>>215716983*Sharts on you*
>>215716764It doesn't really have a market. Not from the factory, anyway. The people that want sporty roadsters aren't going to buy it for obvious reasons, and the people that want tuned up shitboxes aren't going to buy it because you're fronting the additional cost for what is still gimped by regulations and cost cutting. A big draw in the modding scene is that you can get something for 20k or so, spend 5-6k on it and have a car that performs better than a 35k+ factory model
This is what they took from you
got the aryan reggae on
>>215716954https://voca.ro/12IK4yMyFbZ9>>215716966She got 19 years, then got to go on house arrest on her large ranch, after getting covid. Then Biden commutes her sentence and now she’s free. So essentially she got away with it completely
>>215717082Kek
>>215717082Shit wrong link https://voca.ro/11wI6p7gNouQ
BALL CANCER
Why suddenly dead
i should be studying
>>215716969Early 2000s advertising was so good.
We may not have a Dairy Queen in Vermont but we do have a Best Buy, they still sell CDs
thinking of rewatching american psycho
>>215717269My cat always be reaching for my food even though she won't eat it
physical albums disappearing has been an unmitigated disaster for the music business and community.
>>215717112OFFICIAL SHIT!
>>215717457Are people friendly in Vermont?
>>215717457You should get a copy of Taylor Swift’s new album “the life of a show girl”
>>215717457You live in Vermont?
I libe in bermont
Where Can I get an AI Girlfriend
>>215717554Cats are stupid creatures. I don't like them
>>215717467It's a good film
>>215717573Sometimes>>215717581Not willingly
>>215717561>disappearing Since when?
>>215717630where would you rather live?
>>215717681Japan!
>>215717681I lived in South Carolina for a while, so maybe there
>>215717693Living there would suck, learning Japanese would be too much work
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby
>>215716802iDubbbz?!
>>215717627my all time favorite
>>215717874Was thinking the same thing lol!
>>215717636since Tower Records and FYE went out of business.
>>215717828Nah that's crazy...
>>215717892did u fuck ur mom yet
Be like a greek
>>215717636Zoomers and younger don't even know half the time that music used to come as albums and not just released as singles as it was made
didnt you hear? more indians are coming.
Fuckin just randomly Remembered Sam Goody and Music Plus
>>215718098Someone should tell them they missed the boat.
If I drive off an unfinished bridge how does the life insurance company decide if it's suicide or just a retard making a mistake?
Canada's population is going down and will continue to go down until 2030
Goody got it! The last store closes this year
>>215717966There also used to be Coconuts which was pretty dang good for its selection and Strawberries which kind of sucked
>>215718098They're always coming and you can't stop them by... conventional means
little india all over earth
theres 1.4 billion indians. you? lol.
>>215718173Oh shit, I'm under attack and the only way to defend myself is to do literally anything at all! What an intractable dilemma!
india stands with israel
>>215717874I’d rather remain an incel than end up like him
I wonder if there's a market for video stores for younger zoomers and gen alpha who have nostalgia for something they never experienced
explosion at the explosive factory
>>215716239It's bad advice. Domestic cat dies all the time outside from cars dogs coyotes foxes even owls. They can get all sorts of disease aswell.
Pleased to make your acquaintance, my name is Ignatius J. Reilly
>>215718255How ironic...
you WILL have a brampton i can assure this!
>>215715400lol
>>215718256I got a cat from this lady who lives innawoods, she had 4 kittens and only wanted to keep two, she kept three, but all of them were snatched by a forest demon
the main bad guy in Battlefield 6 is yet abother PMC group. its so boring, every military game nowadays the enemy is always a PMC not a country. I want to fight russia or china
you should not be allowed to fill hours of televised programming with podcasts. there are dozens of other digital venues for that. i demand there be higher production values than a webcam and a placed mic. if you can't afford collar microphones and a real camera, it belongs on youtube, not tv.
>>215718316thats racist
markets are shitting and pissing themselves because orange man wants more tariffs. just can't get enough of 'em.
>>215718316battlefield games have always had dogshit single player campaigns whenever they were forced into the game. the whole point of bf is to spank jabronis in multiplayer.
>>215718376i want my war games to be immersive
anyone have a buttplug? what if i leave it in for hours
>>215718416Nothing
letting my gfs tamagotchi starve while it cries for help so it turns into the right kind of fish. no wonder women are so fucked.
I have given up on love in America it just feels like I am only cared about if I am rich
IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
>>215718361ESPN's model now is airing hours of podcasts in between talking heads arguing over nothing to produce a soundbite for a reel
>>215718316weird, right? russia and china are such easy targets for semi-political fiction at the moment. i think we've entered an age where anything that could even remotely be upsetting is off-limits. call of duty has done this too. you're never 'at war' with anyone, it's all internal, clandestine conflicts.
>>215716239people who send their cats outside are completely fucking retarded, cats do not belong outside they are domesticated animals, they were domesticated to live in indoor environments and rely on humans for food
>>215718436i read that the lube dries up and then can cause problems? is that bullshit or is the pain bad
>>215718316They can't do that any.ore, just just isn't believable. I mean can you imagine if they did World in Conflict or Modern Warfare these days after what happened in ukraine? Completely immersion breaking
>>215718468yeah, companies are such pussies these days
>>215718461We used to live in simpler times, didn't we?
The Chevy Bolt is back! Fuck your gay Camaro
>go to the gym regularly>starve>still don't lose weightWhat am I doing wrong?
>>215718496more believable than a private military group going against NATO
>>215718542muscle weighs more than fat, you are obviously becoming so ripped you are gaining more muscle weight than you're losing in fat weight.
Boltbros... We're going home...
>>215718468Was MW3 the last modern war shooter that had an actual hot war? Or was that BF4?
I read somewhere that Rome was at war for 90% of its existence
Got some japanese whiskey while I was out today (Nikka single malt 10 year)
>>215718611it was BF4 and it was against China
>>215718613True and it’s 93% for the US of A
>>215718564I think I have Cushing syndrome
think I'll watch another classic Russian movie this evening
>>215718671Silly goose that's not true
>>215718659I forgot if BF4 was a war or notMaybe war with Russia and China seems too realisticThough I think COD had wars with a Latinx Union and that one where Earth was at war with Mara
>>215718613Sounds about right. I mean imagine if in order to become a president of the US or even just a congressman, you had to go off and conquer some foreign land to establish a US colony
>>215716070i’ve been there i got a korean corndog
>>215718613this nigga never heard of PAX ROMANA
>>215718705It’s trueAmericans love war that’s why we’re trying to start one with Iran and one with Venezuela >>215718710Oops meant Mars haha
>>215718695there are some good russian movies on youtube
>>215718613Well of you think about it, that makes sense. It was essentially always at war in the early stages when it was expanding, when the borders stabilized to the empire we recognize there was a period of relative peace and stability but there were still regional wars against incursions or states on the periphery. After the Pax Romana ended it was pretty much war or civil war non-stop until it collapsed. Kinda like the US now that I think about it...
>>215718747Stalker was good but definitely not for everyone
Breakfast.
>>215718638and how will that fix your problems
>>215718237you have to remember the state of america right nowrentals are a trust-based service
>>215718798>Saar the case was empty when I rented it saaarrrr
do you guys also jerk off to SPH JOI
Sourdough, barley or wheat?
>>215718747I know, that's where I've been watching themmy favorite so far has been Diamond Armin general though, anything with Yuri Nikulin in it is certified kino
Turned my Tinder account back on. Will report back with updates.
>>215718870please don't, go to >>>/r9k/ to blog
SPH stands for Small Penis Humiliation and JOI stands for Jerk Off Instructions
>>215718784What problems?
>>215718848Redditjeet...
did someone call me
>>215718848No, only positive JOI
I have a 16 year old brother and he watches all youtube videos at 4x speed
>>215718673House reference???
>>215718870Please stay here and liveblog
>>215718958i used to watch positive JOIs too but it got boring
>>215718892This thread is literally my blog. I make 80% of the posts here.
>>215718963I am a 35 y/o boomer and I watch them at 2x speed, youtubers just speak too slow and try to fill time too often for 1x speed
>>215718963Had a zoomer intern like that at my job when we did these unskippable video learning modules and he would fail all the tests after the video ended.
>>215718996Nah uh that's me
>>215718998No they don't, you just have an addled brain
>>215718059breed
>>215719035They do though 99% of youtubers just repeat themselves over and over
Day 1 NoFap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXizWrXcw1g
>>215718848No, why do you ask
just had a chunk of plaque break off my tooth while I was eatingneed a job, money, and insurance tbqh
>>215719086it's becoming more popular
>>215719060Idk who you're watching but that's probably part of the problem
I got the iPhone 16 at the same time when 17 came out so it was like half the price. Jewed those igoy people
>>215719060Watch better youtubers. The ones who repeat themselves constantly or speak in circular sentences that never reach a conclusion are likely reading a script that ChatGPT shat out. Horror YouTube has become virtually unwatchable thanks to this shit, every video is so clearly just AI slop being read by a human.
>>215719129Make the new thread with this picture when the time comes
>>215719142You're not wrong — a lot of online content, especially in niche YouTube genres like horror or "creepypasta" analysis, has been flooded with low-effort AI-generated scripts. The signs are usually obvious: repetitive phrasing, overly formal or generic tone, long-winded sentences that go nowhere, and a lack of genuine insight or original voice. It often feels like the writer is trying to hit a word count rather than tell a compelling story.
we should have two presidents each with their own capital. one on the east coast and one on the west coast
>>215718870It’s been 1 hour since I turned my account back on and I still haven’t received a like. Not even a fat girl.
I put no stop losses on my positions
Best way to commit sudoku?
>>215718963I'm 20 y/o & I usually watch at 1.5x. Any faster and I wouldn't retain all the info from the video.
>>215719293kill you are self
>>215719360You look like that
>>215719100>Chunk of plaque break off my tooth How does that even work? Did you not brush in 10 years?
>>215719304Would only work if the Bay Area or New York City was completely flattened.
cumpies, im drinking covfefe
>>215719340Steal a huge crane truck, the largest one you can find. Drive it onto a highway during rush hour until you find a place with no median or divider between the traffic moving either direction. Swerve into oncoming traffic without injuring yourself and position the crane so that it blocks traffic in both directions, causing a massive traffic jam as thousands of people attempt to drive home from work. Extend the crane and begin to climb. By this point there will likely be news crews on the scene broadcasting the bizarre events to tens of thousands of viewers. As they see you climbing to the top, the camera will focus on you towering above the sea of cars below. At this point you can either jump, shoot yourself, or tie a noose and hang yourself from the top of the crane (the last option being the most visually interesting as you’ll be hanging there in the air for a while).
having an addiction living with someone else is terrible. you keep feeling, "why are you here? would you get out of here, and leave me alone with this?" of course, they're here, because they live here too. but your body chemistry doesn't understand this. your spouse begins to feel like an intruder, and the substance your mistress. hurry and go to work so i can dance all night long with this bottle. or lay and cry on the couch. whichever.
>>215719454Need to get me some. Work is coming up soon and it's going to be a long night
life aint shit but a fat vagina
Life is cope
I have a Cybertruck so I'm well aware I'm cool
>>215719340Eat a cup full of mashed up apple seed. The inside of an apple seed contains a miniscule amount of naturally occuring cyanide. If you mushbit with a mortal and pestle you can get access to the center. Eat an entire cupful and you should die from cyanide poisoning, or worst case scenario, lie writing on the floor with unimaginably violent stomach pains till you either pass out from shock or your heart stops
i think i'm going to get up to some tomfoolery. a few hijinks.
>>215719532Based
>>215719472I wonder if that's why the doped up nigger was mumbling under his breath to me the other day to get out, hury up and leave etc. he was out of sorts sitting at a tble of a coffee shop when I came up. I got my coffee and sat there for awhile, but I don't think he realized I was there until he started moving around, evidently stirred from his malaise by unwelcome company
>>215719532There are three different cyber trucks I’ve seen in my city and they’re all owned by Indian students
>>215719455>Makes you famous for decades to come>Pisses off thousands of commuters>Harms no one except maybe someone in an ambulance, but that's not likely)This is the correct answer.
Drumpf just destroyed the stock market again
>>215719625Based
Leftists are butthurt that Venezuelan gash won the Nobel peach prize
>>215719625This is 4D chess actually, I won’t explain it to you because you’re clearly not smart enough to understand higher level concepts
>>215719605The ugliest vehicle to have ever disgraced our streets, fit for the ugliest culture to have ever done the same
>>215719304yeah that worked out very well for the Romans
>>215719672That shit is a joke. They gave arafat a prize for promising something not in his power to deliver. We have been dealing with the result of this since it happened, and it's about to happen again
>>215719605Of course they would be, their relatives probably were brought in by Elon to make them.
It's very interesting that I only see black people in regular teslas and injuns in cyber trucks
>>215719730It worked out pretty good for the Eastern one all things considered
my virgin penis needs to engulfed by a tight warm pussy
>>215719677You can make them shiney
NEW>>215719788
>>215719605>>215719797I only see Chinese pipo in these here. We only have poorjeets.
>>215718904anime posting
