soy drink umami edish
um
i liked the ted one more
drinking water
also 'the jannies are racist right wing chuds' lmaolike when they pretend the govt is full of 'nazis'their retardedness beggars belief
>>>/jp/50138607>>>/jp/50138607>>>/jp/50138607
alri
>>215728612jannies are terminally online losers like you
>>215728581
>>215728606bump limit has always been 310. If jannies did their jobs correctly, threads made before that would get deleted
>>215728638and you totally aren't onekek
>>215728634me behind the camera
>>215728612is this mousenonce's new grift
>>215728648This looks like 3 different racist caricatures.
>>215728606middle post was not about you, stupid indog>>215728659try to be less retarded
>>215728611agua....
>>215728658After the pic was taken you railed them all, right?
>>215728665are you mouse?
>>215728648the thing that is really telling is that you have never even mentioned updog or it's implications. You have heard of updog right?
>>215728648i can guarantee with 100% certainly you are loser
it's rape o'clock
LIVERPOOL
Battlefield 6 situation is wild.
>>215728688*ducks under the covers*
>>215728688*runs off into the night*
>>215728664lmaojust the biomassi mean the resistance>>215728675no you braindead faggot>>215728678crazy how you are still mad because i only mentioned how stupid you were to openly support paki rape rings several hours ago>>215728681>ravings of the biomass
>>215728694defeated guardian ape then immediately went to the depths to defeat him againhated it used every single rare consumable i have
>>215728688*diddles you* you thought you weren't gonna be the victim did you?
>>215728709that flag
>>215728709you remember mouse?what happened?
any other sigma chads in
waiting for the bloody sun to come up, taking its sweet time
>>215728737me
>>215728709toby :3
>>215728606>nigel macfaglordshowling at thispeak insult
No Man's Sky taking an hour to download, skull skull
>>215728765add me on steam
Might play a game of EU4 as England / Britain and rename all the provinces I conquer to English names and make them all English culture, and yes I will be making Scotland, Wales and Ireland English too
the friday night vibehttps://youtu.be/R9mQ-yXtl04
>>215728773Well that's them cooked at 180C in the oven for 10 minutes
>>215728691>dick in son
>>215728786i often think about how nice it would be to be the last man on earth. Just wake up and everything is the same but nobody here. I could walk into random peoples houses, walk around naked, take whatever I want from the shops. I like movies and tv shows based on this concept but they always end up meeting another person, would like a movie where its just a lad having a ball beginning to end
>>215728779have you tried having sex instead?
>>215728823saving myself til marriage
just done 19 cute little rabbit poos but I'm letting them disintegrate in the toilet because I'm afraid flushing them all at once could cause a clog
turn the biomass into biofuel
can hear the downstairs neighbour cutting about alreadyit's 6am on a Saturday wtf
might move to South Dakota
>>215728862they're seizing the day mate
told the toilfu I have a pierced dick and she believed me
>>215728822theres a new zealand film about that but he does end up meeting other people and getting cucked by a black lad
zip zop zoobity bop
>>215728884The Quiet Earth yeah
>>215728862what's wrong with that? been up and about for an hour me and I'll be off on my incelwalk in 10 mins
>>215728872makes me think of Blockbustersalso I would love a pet possum they're qt
>>215728908oh behave
>>215728921peak 90s TV this
>>215728929
>>215728916people typically enjoy a lie-in on a weekend, only weird isolated freaks get up this early
deon dreyers skull flying in front of my face after i've dived 280 metres to recover his body in a cave literally called the bushman's arsehole
Reckon I need a poo. That fart I just did smelled utterly vile and it did little to relieve my discomfort.
absolutely gagging for a cheeseburg >>215728921I will get a pet possum, nothing short of a bullet in the head can stop it
>>215729011sounds like a reasonable hypothesis based on the available evidence
Show me the English version of this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBnxYAXURcw
If I move to a midwestern shithole with the simple folk and earn an above average salary maybe I could still make it
>>215729043a handsome lad
>>215729065https://youtu.be/mLyisMJ5q1c
>>215729088I did this and I live like a king, definitely recommend
>>215729065https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oEykU-Gs478
drinking vodka milk and blood
mad that one man with one post can tank the stock market
sell poocoin
dont play with a girl like me
Need a devoted and sweet 6/10 wife, a pet possum, 3 kids and a modest home I can decorate for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. It has to be away from the pozz, the woke, the diversity and the technological dystopia. My expectations are reasonable. Allow me this and I will gladly clock in to toilberg 40 hours a week for 30 years.
>>215729163the poo post effect
Christmas soon.
>>215728749very nice slavpunk pic>>215729282dogshit soulless pic
*opens it before Christmas*
>>215729286um
>>215729286
good morning you godless sodomites
>>215729286This is what I was saying when I said America was owned by Jews a couple days ago
>>215729379morning mate
nice driving this morning empty roads so I can go vrooooooooom
I love naked vaginas
tried to rp with ai but got dissapointed with the outputs again award
pizza for breakfast? Go on then
>>215729428fat mong
>>215729441Guarantee I weigh less than you
UMMY
>>215729447skinny runt
>>215729447oh you're a fat manlet to boot. shocking
>>215729469slithered right out of that ogre's grasp
>>2157294696’1 :P
>>215729484pls. be bottom
>>215729505Not gay m8
right get the coffee sucked
got are john on
>>215729532gay ah music
:/ - poo:0 - gay porn poo
got sour cream on my cushion last nighti'll have to pop it in the wash today
>>215729547I got cum on my favourite jumper :(
>>215729428
Remember when rorke said all vaxxed people will die off by now? What a melt
>>215729584I also remember everyone saying I would die because I didn’t get the vax
Pennsylvania is belongs to Wales
>>215729590I guess there were hysterical faggots on both sides huh
>>215729613are you drunk or retarded
you're NOW blinking manually. BOOM you're completely under my spell
DO NOT watch the new Conjuring movie if you’re a virginIt will only make you depressed
keep away from the guy with the funny eyekeep away from the funny-eyed guy
it's all sex sex sex with you lot isn't it. grow up
>>215729680>written by Ian GoldbergAs if I'd watch that yiddish muck
>>215729680whywhat happens in it
you're all the same the lot of you with your long hair and faggot clothesand you hate the police, don't you?
hey wankface
>>215729698Young love, marriage, kids, growing old together All things I will never have >>215729697Hope you don’t watch literally any movie then since it’s all jews
Love me some early morning cronem posting.
Women owe me sex
>>215729728ah, the bladerunner 2049 effect
>>215729767Never watched it
feels good waking up early and sober
>>215729793clue gained
>>215729781okayi've never seen any "the conjuring"
>>215729811Yeah good, because I just told you not to watch it keep up.
>>215729830you told virgins not to watch itas a shagger this doesn't apply to memaybe if you could keep up with your own thought processes you wouldn't be a virgin getting upset at families and love in films
Do British people tend to get along? Are they as polite as they are portrayed in media?
>>215729853You know there’s no need to be nasty. I wasn’t nasty to you.
>>215729863Have you ever seen people in this thread get along? It's a horrible, aggressive place where we come to be horrible and aggressive.
>>215729863Depends what class of British people we are talking about
>>215729879you spiked my cortisol but let's let bygones be bygones and shake willies in the spirit of friendship
I'm still here if any of you are up for a chat
>>215729559it's my favourite jumper now
>>215729680love love LOVE the conjuring universe
his female friends are his failed talking stages btw
>>215729924You were rude to me last week so you can FUCK OFF
The clue gainer himself
>>215729559on that note what happens if you dirty the stuff in like a hotel like thatgot spunk on a spare cushion in a hotel before and was terrified they'd bill me for itit wasnt like a bedsheet or anything where i assume it happens oftenbut like a nice throw cushion
How do I filter flags with the color green
>>215729962le working class hero
>>215729962This cunt went to a private school his whole “I’m a working class geeza BOSH” shit is just an act
oh yeah going to be ready for this autumn and winter
>>215729964it's just part of a hotel's expensesit's assumed that liquids will be spilled in hotel bedrooms
>>215729955You support the Genocide of White people
>>215730002pissed the bed when i was young and on holiday in benidorm, they just started putting plastic covers under the sheets
I have done TWO (2) poos since this post >>215729011 and feel a third one coming on. State of it.
well said kas
>Android phone
that first morning poo :Dthat second morning poo D:
not sure if i want to play skyrim or notnot played it since last weekend and i may have lost the drive
>You now remember UGG boots
>>215730083My mum has them
logging in to /brit/ for pvp
>>215730086would love to sniff them
>>215730086Imagining her with nothing else on but those ;)
>>215730092Bit weird that m8
Had a massage yesterday and she started to massage my arsecheeks which was a bit weird.Then she massaged the area between my cheeks, roughly over the hole, but not the hole directly since I was still wearing trousers. My hand kept touching her legs when she leaned in.I've been massaged by her before but this was the first time she's done this.
>>215729990>>215729996Haters
>>215730148If youre being serious this is what they do when the gauge if you want a handy. Usually do a moan or somethat if you do
>>215730171I am being serious but I doubt that, she massages a lot of my family members and is a physiotherapist with a PHD. She only does that to women during uro-gynaecological massages and treatment.
yanks be like, "I rent a condo"
got a absolute crazy boner
tried doing massages with happy endings a few times but never managed to cum during any of themreckon its a sign you shouldnt do that
Knew a lad at school with the surname McTaggart. Used to bully him and call him McFaggot
>>215730317Now look at you
>>215730278reckon you're just a bit shy
>>215730317Make you feel like the big man?
and so I chose to do nothingit was the one move nobody could have predicted
Got the true crime podcast on for bed
>>215730083I have had a pair of UGG slippers for like 5 years
>>215730317Do you feel like a man when you push him around?
used to get abuse everyday at school because my older sister was 2 years above me. I used go and bully the nerds to vent my frustration
Why do shops only open at like 10am-3pm when everyone is at work then blame immigrants for the high street dying?
catberg waking me up standing on my chest screaming in my face just for an ear tickle and then curling up and going back to sleep again
>>215730267Reminds me of the Crazy Bones toys I used to collect as a lad
BREAKING: Councillor reported to the Police for saying she was 'born and bred' in FalkirkI wish I was jokingWe live in a police stateTWENTY TWO PAGE POLICE DOSSIER FILED FOR 'OFFENSIVE REMARKS'She will now be questioned by Police
>>215730408Really nice independent bakery opened in my town but they close at like 2pm. What's the fucking point
>>215730422based 'berg
'The complaint claims that Mackie-Brown’s “born and bred” comment could be considered “insulting to asylum seekers by implying their lesser legitimacy”. This, it was argued, could be considered a breach of Public Order Act 1986 under offences for “intentionally causing harassment, alarm or distress”.It also argues that the comment is “exclusionary” and “discriminatory” which, it is claimed, could constitute a breach of the requirements on councillors to avoid language which could “reasonably be perceived” to be discriminatory.The complaint said: “The phrase ‘born and bred’ carries specific connotations in immigration discourse, particularly when contrasted with the presence of asylum seekers.
>>215730441who's buying pastries and bread past midday, they're a breakfast item
>>215730422my berg refuses to sleep unless i have my hand on him, proper needy little bastard
whenever I drink a coffee there's a solid 60% chance I'll be shitting my guts out 10 minutes later
Would anyone be interested in an external consultant(white monkey) gig?You will have to make your own props with our companies logo since we can't afford to fly you in, a bunch of zoom photoshoots and done.Unironically just be white and don't look like your some like of dysgenic nonce.
>>215729990>>215729996tall poppy syndrome is for the irish
>>215730484>don't look like your some like of dysgenic noncedamn, so fucking close
>>215730484I'm a dysgenic nonce but I don't look like one
>>215730330>>215730344>>215730371Found the McFAGGOTS kek
>>215730491Dunno what that means mate
>>215730484>don't look like your some like of dysgenic nonce
>>215730484im ready whenever boss
>>215730441The problem is energy prices. Businesses can't afford to be open all day. I don't understand why Sir Rachel Reeves bangs on about productivity yet does nothing about energy costs
>>215730544shitting nora
Jameela Jamil is 40 and she is also the purest of sex
>>215730598would
>>215730607Are you implying you are a homosexual
>>215730544Don't like the ripped abs and lack of chebs, but I'd love to nosh on her pussy and have her thighs pop my head like a balloon
>>215730606https://www.tiktok.com/@gianmarcosoresi/video/7509117821197077803?lang=en
might bin the vapejust makes you feel like shit and nukes your appetitepathetic habit
>>215730617:)
Anyone who uses tikkytok is evil it's as simple as that
is attractiveness mostly based on symmetry or what, reckon most of the conventionally attractive people have well balanced symmetrical features
>>215730606remember fancying her back in the T4 daysher and Alexa Chung, corr
wheatley from portal 2 turns me on
i see ive drank far too much last night and ruined my saturday before it even started. well done me. bravo. congratulationssome people go through life and learn lots of different lessons but some of us just learn the same lesson over and over and over again
I think the reason that westoid states are so determined to import infinity Indians is due to their servile nature.Indians are just absolutely built for slavery. The anglo jewish rulers want a global India.
>>215729990>>215729996He got a scholarship, suddenly don't believe in social mobility eh leftypol?
>>215730683Getting steaming as a rocket is never worth it. It's just a waste of money and you feel like shit the next day. A few drinks is best if you're going to drink at all.
>>215730658yes, it's a pretty well known phenomenon that symmetrical faces are prettier
>>215730665>The daughter of Gillian and Phillip Chung. Her father, a graphic designer, has Chinese ancestry through three grandparents and English ancestry via one, while her mother, a housewife, is EnglishGrim
>>215730700words of wisdom employed woman my man, words of wisdom
>>215730460Born and bred is an extremely common phrase why is there such a hurrah about this?
>>215730701why
the scranwise gamgee
>>215730683I have learned that 4 high percentage pint cans is the perfect amount for me. Enough to get a nice buzz if drank quickly, but not enough for any noticeable after effects. After 4 I just stop
>>215730723Thanks but I'm not a man
Wonder what the difference is between Indonesia and the Phillippines
>>215730737Tbf Maguire has a massive head and kinda deserves it
i need to shave my pubes
good morning you pathetic incel worms
>First of all, i'm a woman
Exterminationist National Socialism, lads.
>>215730747Prove it
>>215730744I have pre mixed cocktails or cider now and stop after two, maybe three, and my life is better for it.
>>215730729I guess it's a sign that you have no genetic or birth defects, and are therfore a desirable mate?
These spiritual chains are a truer mark of slavery than the iron chains which are yet to come. Why didn’t we rebel 35 years ago, when they took our schools away from us and began converting them into racially mixed jungles? Why didn’t we throw them all out of the country 50 years ago, instead of letting them use us as cannon fodder in their war to subjugate Europe? More to the point, why didn’t we rise up three years ago, when they started taking our guns away? Why didn’t we rise up in righteous fury and drag these arrogant aliens into the streets and cut their throats then? Why didn’t we roast them over bonfires at every street-corner in America? Why didn’t we make a final end to this obnoxious and eternally pushy clan, this pestilence from the sewers of the East, instead of meekly allowing ourselves to be disarmed?
>>215730754phillippines is full of cute yellow people indonesia is full of slightly less cute yellow people and theyre also muslim for some reason
any of you mongs been up all night? not me. had 8+ hours sleep. feeling lush x
Bet those farts reek.
>>215730754Philippino women are qt, that's the difference
>>215730805Same, gonna make a coffee then hit the gym
>>215730789you can have symmetrical features and still be retarded though
>>215730805I had a similar quantity of sleep to you yet I still feel tired
>>215730754filipinos are mexican asians, indonesians are paki asians
>>215730698Done them
>>215730814Most Filipinos skin makes them look like a piece of fruit that's been left in the sun and gone on
>>215730031>the straights
filipinos and thais are very rapeable. japs and chinks are not.
>>215730801A lot of the philippines yellow people are muslimA lot of the indonesian yellow people are non-muslim
>>215730867flips have got nice arses
why do zoomers value safe space over free space?
can't rape the willing
>>215730754
Any other A60 Aryan Beasts in?
https://youtu.be/cqxezzt4epg?si=QIhi396SeD5mWqRKBefore the rise of (((technology))) there was no real need for the odd concept of 'flash' as a distinction from 'on-sight '- or is the other way round. Either way, I am not sure the world is big enough for the two of them. Hamish McArthur can just sit there watching hours of YouTube videos now ahead of his 'flash' attempt
>>215730828true but if you see someone with a very asymmetrical face or body like that goblin in the 300 film you would be repulsed from mating with them because they're guaranteed to be genetically fucked or have low disease resistance
Porridge with honey and a cup of coffee for the breakfast team
>Day drinking>The lad organising it wants to meet at 10:30Bit fucking early that
saw a bird on bumble who was in a wheelchair but was absolutely criminally fit, a near on 10/10 if she had functioning legsimagine how grim if must be shagging a cripple doe
>>215730737With Cristiano it's always polemic
>pathetic incel wormpsctim
>>215728558unc pulled out the 2018 soyjak :skull:
>>215730978Probably helps if you really like blowjobs
>>215730969read that as the lad orgasming
Tired with low energy team
>>215730998have a wank then
remember my teacher in primary school saying hitler would have killed everyone in the class who didn't have blue eyes and blonde hair or wore glasses
Flips are basically the easiest women in the world to chat up onlineObviously you then have to actually go there but it looks pretty kino desu
Forgot Johnny Five was so tallSomehow got it in my head he was a little robot feller
>>215730998get activeee
>>215731011They said that to us too, must be on the curriculum
eating flies
johnny six six
>>215730698no i don't believe in "social mobility" nor should any leftypolsocial mobility is a capitalist cope that offers nothing but a glimmer of hope for the select few who manage to drag themselves out of poverty rather than fixing the root cause of poverty in the first place
>>215730998walk off a train platform
>>215731014where do you chat them up im horny as shit lying in bed
Rorke turning a blind eye to this
Lads I have an exciting announcement to share with you all. Today is the first day that I have turned the heating on
>>215731011https://youtu.be/oygs6CHoDBg?t=436
>>215731101Just put a jumper or two on mate.
>>215731101THIS IS THE DAYTHE HOUSE IS GONNA BE WARM
>>215731038>the root cause of poverty in the first placewhich is?
>>215731126wealth inequality
>>215731055would love to push her in front of that lorry
>>215731070Reddit is full of them but I presume you can get them elsewhere too
>>215731131thats not a root cause you imbecile
switching over to my laptop so i don't have to see that obnoxious cunt
>>215731126poo
turns out the root cause of wealth inequality is wealth inequality
I like claw clips but they always slide out of my hair :/
>>215731142well itt is
>>215731011Sounds based.
just seen a old woman who can barely walk get into a suvwhy does she need that for?
going to reddit to chat up the filipino lengers and show them pictures of my 6 inch cheesy knob
brapley walsh
>>215731172its not though is it. there are dozens of factors contributing to wealth inequality. 'wealth inequality' is extremely vague, explains nothing, and is absolutely not a root cause.
ran out of brown sugar
>>215731203dozens of factors can be boiled down to inefficient or unfair allocation of resources i.e. wealth inequality
back from my ban (temporary)
>>215731236still not a root cause.
>>215731255okay finelet's make it "the cause"doesn't really change the point does it, social mobility is not a goal of left wing politics
>>215731288>>215731288
>>215730969Couple of pints with spoons breakfast what's wrong with that?
