Weekend partyboi edision
lol
Milf
test
Wish our right wing would actually shape up and not be retarded corrupt bastards. Crown's been in the gutter for decades, how hard can it be to get in power and stack the courts while screwing over the old guard?
they need to sell crack to make the money to fund their rise
how does it feel to kiss a girl?
>>215739065kiss one to find out
>>215739065salty coins and milk
Well?
>>215739065why are japanese dykes cute but westernoid dykes look like they spawned from hell
american healthcare is bad they said
>>215728972yes
>>215739330jap dykes embrace femininity, a ton of Westoid lesbos do the butch shtick. grosson a related note I like tomboy type, these are cutebull dykes / butch are just repulsive lol. uncanny valley troon vibes
>>215739330the girls i posted are probably not really lesbian.
nightly business ugh
>>215739983Source pls
See you valhalla brothers
>>215740031https://x.com/bluelyies/status/1976673019432247585
>>215728972https://youtube.com/shorts/kAVfki5AVoQ
>>215740128I posted a shit version lolhttps://youtube.com/shorts/x47hMJK_86A
what's good JP VPN for androids? I want to buy some Line stickers only available for Japs..
>>215740304psiphon pro
>>215740075Thanks
>>215740304https://www.vpngate.net/en/Install the OpenVPN app and import the ovpn configs to it. Totally free.
>>215740075why does it look like the account is run by her bf/ex who's just leaking her stuff
>>215740338I used this one before when I was at SG in my old phone>>215740376Does it work? I don't mind paying. Btw, I'm trying to rip these animated stickers for personal project
good night /asean/>>215740394no idea lol
>>215740483It works. I forgot to mention pick the UDP configs not the TCP ones. In old times they even worked for posting here. Not so much now.
>>215740485I couldn't find seifuku like this on Yahoo Auction JP...
Kita hidup di bumi iniMasa depan dengan kapal angkasa
Uooooohhh
>>215739269If you're good looking, you'll get praised. If you're ugly, they'll just think you're an kitschy but well meaning tourist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h90mxk-o8FsWhy foreigners keep making videos about us nowadays?Are we finally relevant?
you give them money, bro
>>215739269just wear them like china dolls that spread legs for anyone.
not being in thailand is hell.
>>215740661truthnuke. this also applies to everything else btw.
>>215739383One time, in uni, I climbed a mountain 2 weeks after being discharged for having my appendix removed because I was a stupid head. As expected, the surgical stitches burst open and I could see into my abdomen (cool). Luckily it happened when I was back in campus, so the next morning at 6am I went to a 24 hours clinic. As I rang the doorbell, a nurse hastily came out of the male doctor's room and quickly adjusted the front buttons of her uniform. I knew then that she was fucking the doctor. Anyways, the sheepish Dr asked what was wrong with me, so I said my stomach is sliced open and showed him the wound. He nearly fell off his chair in shock. He re-sewed the stitches and scolded me
>>215740835This but Japan.
>>215740835I would probably be in prison for making fun of the king on the internet. The only reason I would want to be there and not here is that at the end of the day I could smoke a fat joint there.
One thing I hate the most about this country is going outside and seeing literal subhumans have girlfriends.
>>215740948That could be you. If a literal subhuman is getting some there's nothing holding you back except yourself.
>>215740967That's the thing. I'm not subhuman.
>>215740948Why not become a subhuman and get a gf tho
>>215740977Better yet, that gives you more options.
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>>215740871I hope you apologized.
Indonesia are Dutch? We are Spanish
how over for this nigga?
>>215741196> NiggasYou mean foreign?
>>215741196He don't look too bad. Grooming his hair properly and washing his face is a step in the right direction.
>>215741196dude just looks a regular pinõ
>>215741196He can still get a gf, he's just picky
>>215741310do you know him? is he actually just picky?
>>215741196a proper haircut can do wonders
does mainland ASEAN traditionally used bare hand to eat or using chopsticks? recently I watched this thai vlogger going around Indonesia and he said that he don't use barehand to eat. is it true or false? I don't think spoon and fork are traditionally asean btw.
>>215741594We eat with barehands historically and in the modern era.
>>215741594I think its both since there are illustrations of Filipinos during the Spanish period using chopsticks to eat Pancit.
>>215741196Wasting your youth defining yourself entirely through the lens of gay and stupid internet memes is a form of mental illness. He technically could get pussy. Exposure to internet brainrot content has convinced him he is incapable of getting pussy. He becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.
just in: Senator Manny Pacquiao wasn't involve in the recent stabbing incident
>>215741698>youthyeah ive seen uglier dudes than him get pussy but to sadly he is not as "youthful" anymore as he's in his mid-20s
>another huge quakeGod truly hates bisayans
>>215741698>Exposure to internet brainrot content has convinced him he is incapable of getting pussy. He becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.If only internet zoomers realized this. But the Gods of the internet demands tribute in the form of retarded teenagers.>>215741787Sacrifice 100 more cows
>>215741196Average filipina demands a white guy, white collar job and a car in 2025. He looks like a beggar.
>>215741067Man, I would pay a lot of money for some Jack right now.
>>215741594Not sure about the others, but here, spoon/chopstick is traditionally used.There are only a few exception where we used hand, but it's because the food is hard to eat with spoon/chopstick like one of those vietnamese food
>>215739509There's no way they ALL use filter, right?Surely there's some who are still natural?
Indian tribes> funny
honey + garlic
lame
would you hire her?
>>215741594the answer is kinda a true-and-false. these days, it's a universal rule here to use a spoon and fork, and you don't touch your food with your hands, even among the hobo. but this tradition isn't really ancient, it only became the standard for everyone around 150 years ago. so, it's relatively old but not a truly original tradition.
>>215742218Least gayest scene in Yakuza
>>215742300Kanda backshots in 4k with Kiwami 3
>>215742320>Kiwami 3It's already coming next year? wtf
>>215742090those hijabs turns me off, ew
>>215742357My PS4 dead anyways so idgaf. But it is nice that they're adding Mine's backstory as an extra.
>>215742211What kind of people browse these sites?
>>215742420>My PS4 dead anyways so idgafYour PC?
>>215742447coin flip between old white men and boomer old woman who want help
>>215742474Not really into PC gaming lel.
>>215742518True Only virgins play PC
>>215742090she literally has used filters. no human has face that smooth like ceramic surface unless that person uses filter (or photoshop retouching) to get rid of freckles and pores.
>>215742541So, it's haram for single muslim to play anything else?
>>215742090just imagine the most beautiful twink you ever metthat's how beautiful women without makeup looks like
SEA mentioned!
>>215742541PC gaming's not bad tho. I just don't have the drive to follow through it and invest money into it.
>>215742551sounds like someone's jealous! lol
>viet produces batarang
>>215742551also this one doesn't use filter. You can see clearly her pores and skin texture>>215742635Why would i be jealous lmao?
>>215742211>>215742447What site?
I just started using my dip pen and all I can say is that I feel let down. I thought I'd be mangaka tier but it's just tedious and a ball point pen is way easier.
>>215742551>>215742682Wouldn't it be possible it's just camera quality or distance?Those guys in the photo also don't have their pores visible.
we should make the pigs show the most gruesome fatal crash gore videos on giant billboards to traumatize drivers/especially motorbike riderscan't drive for 5 meters without death creeping on your back in this shithole
>>215742835respect /asean/ culture, chud.
>>215742835TMDTotal Motorcyclist Death
The elites fear autistic gamers because of their pattern recognition
if I were a billionaire, I'd totally fund a movie showcasing /asean/ biker gang culture, like a fast and furious: tokyo drift but with our bike gangs. personally, I hate biker gang too, but I'd just love to see something cool from our own subculture get that kind of spotlight. I mean, amerimutt has its ghetto nigger culture, nip has the yakuza and gyaru. it's time for us seamonke.
>>215742771yeah, it can depend on camera distance and quality>example of camara quality without filterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me-vF1aSptE>example of camera distance https://www.youtube.com/shorts/EkzHbZzE9i8you can also see these videos with filters and no filters>filterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMWk8_yKJcg&lc=Ugx9TF5JLeFP8u6peMF4AaABAghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm4nbWkUxxc&lc=UgxEXD4gwNfXs3NNbg94AaABAg>no filterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR1fxVkeqmo&lc=UgylA1t5uLCvm_rBM9d4AaABAghttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/r5h7xk1qMUw (camera quality + distance)
>>215743148seems like a lame idea ngl
>>215743148There's already a premise close to that but it revolves around Malay truckers that was created by a Singaporean guy.
>>215743148we already have that
big booty bitch i need it
>>215743278then, what kind of movies would you fund? don't tell me it's another wolf of wall street like that malay cinak scammer.
>>215743469do big booty bitches need small pinoy men?
>>215742898das a dood
>>215743517this either has a ton of filters or just straight up AI slop
>>215743517I just can't deal with the fact that asiatic women all look like princesses and they use this filter that makes them look like some copy-paste of a creepy porcelain doll.
>>215743614have you tried to go outside? those are 2 inches thick of make-up
>>215743469How big is too big?
or skincareyou can tell if a girl is using those cinak shit a lot, she'll looks like a walking corpse with those pale skin
Swedish man with his hapa daughter
>>215743655this. so much this.
her looksmatch is getting whipped by mr lim right now
>>215743871pale skin looks good thoughwell maybe not literal corpse pale but just very healthy light
Yep, it's time to watch everyone's reaction on the new Hasan controversy!
>>215743614yeah, looks like an ai. If it's a real person, she's got to be wearing a metric ton of makeup (which, 2bf, is totally possible nowadays).
>>215744119Staged
>>215744119to be fair, she dress like a true yakubian devil. also the untrimmed blood painted nails, wtf
>>215744238>Stagedhow about this?
>>215744119What did you do?
>>215744271Why do they take a bath using a measuring cup?
eatin almonds
missin' that neet fr fr
>>215744402>eatin almondsactivated, right?
>>215744444based yoursmalldoll appreciator
>>215744344you don't have a water scoop for bathing like this iyc? I know they're pretty rare to see nowadays, but they were pretty common in rural areas about 20 years ago.
is animal abuse frowned upon in asean or do people not care?
>>215744540Here that's called a tabo
>>215744582Frowned upon by younger people. Not even going to mention some things because it's a rabbit hole you don't want to go down. Forget you asked.
>>215744540>I know they're pretty rare to see nowadaysThey're everywhere in the Philippines. Does that mean if a Thai visits Manila it's the equivalent of going back 50 years in the past?
>>215744540we do have it here. we call it "gayung". that guy is either a vpnfag or a turbo zoomer
>>215744582It's part of the culture, sadly. People only start to "act" when the media is involved but things like picrel is still a daily occurence.
>>215744623>>215744674do they torture animals because they think the meat will taste better or is it only a chinese thing?
>no one recognizes the referenceNewfags these days...
chud luna is a self hating filipino though. he basically hates being himself.
>>215744468
>>215744699Never seen anything like that here. It's bad enough hearing someone slaughter a goat or a pig. If they made it last as long as possible I'd be suffering too.
>>215744699It's more of lack of empathy, not food. Filipinos are known in the expat community for being shitty pet owners; leaving them in small steel cages, not training them or neglecting their vaccines. I guess to an extent, filipino children are also animals.
>>215744755what are activated almonds?
>>215744377
>>215744799>what are activated almonds?meme food from a decade ago
>>215744540I slipped in the bath when I was a kid and broke one of these with my ass
>>215744771I have seen the cages and short chains where I used to live. But where I live now everyone just lets their dogs run free. They fight, fuck, etc in the streets. Someone came around to vaccinate all the dogs and one of mine was completely resistant to the idea. Lack of training is not really the problem there, he's just the most maarte dog to live. There was no way he was going to let them touch him. That reminds me, there are rabies everywhere. If anyone gets bit they go for shots even if they don't actually suspect the dog was rabid or the bite wasn't that deep. People are very paranoid about it.
>Lack of training is not really the problem thereJust ignore the fact that 99% of the country's streets are covered in cat and dog shit ig.
rate our coverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMLNAtZAowY
>>215745057The streets here aren't. I have no idea where my dogs go to take a shit. It's a mystery really. The cats go under one of my neighbor's fences and into their yard. I figure they must not care because their cats are shitting there too. It has become the designated shitting yard.
>>215744703what is the measuring cup for?
>>215745182pinoys wash their ass with that
>>215744627not really, that's just my personal experience but maybe it's just me. I haven't seen a scoop like that in a long time, but I saw them all the time as a kid when I went to use rural public bathrooms. they might still be in use tho, because I can easily find them for sale on shopee.
>>215744939>2015 was a decade ago
>>215745271You can't suffer in Krung Thep Maha Nakhon
>>215745271>I haven't seen a scoop like that in a long time, but I saw them all the time as a kid when I went to use rural public bathrooms.arent u 40 thaikot
>>215744703well, I have seen this shit, but 2bh, I can't remember a measuring cup part.
>>215745214why not a bidet?
>>215745334fucking no I ain't that old.
>>215745459yet
>>215745302>bubble enthusiasts when they hear about pop culture
>>215745271>>215745423>>215745459
>>215745448we use hose. but some places don't have a plumbing system that's good enough to provide running water with sufficient pressure for a hose.
>>215745672
>>215745726
>>215745692>>215745726>>215745755
>>215745755>>215745810based kot. gotta teach that bitch to know her place.
>>215745032>People are very paranoid about it.for a very good reason. death by rabies is one of the worst ways you can go, and it's very easily preventable and probably free of charge depending on your city.
>>>215737992Now Then, In the Name of that “Jupiter-Neptune”:Those who bless the Tagalog-men are blessed in all ways,As those who curse the Tagalog-men are cursed in all ways. Selah.> And all of that, is because I “ratified”! Amen, so must it all-ways be.• >>>215741787> An earthquake of magnitude 6.0 magnitude occurred near the Philippines' southern coastline on (this) Saturday night, according to the United States Geological Survey.> The seismic activity was detected 59 kilometres (37 miles) below the surface, approximately 10 kilometers from the town of Cagwait in Surigao del Sur province.> [...]This comes just days after a 7.4 magnitude earthquake hit the Pacific seaboard of the southern major island of Mindanao, killing at least 8 people. It was followed by 6.9 magnitude aftershock on Friday.KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFXua_KbNOw
makin food rn
>>215748072>makin food rnpost it
https://youtu.be/okk3Y_0RryY
>>215748253>fat>little
>>215748188pork n eggs
>>215748511where's the rice
>>215748560I don't really need the mostly empty calories, rather eat something sweet instead.
>>215748511where's the bread
>>215748922See >>215748710
>>215748511where's the potato.
>>215748560>>215748922>>215749249Fine, I'll ask your mum to prepare some after she's done
>>215746196>>215747183>>215747208>>215749249
eating GOATmeal
>>215749930
>>215749966>>215750338its too early to eat breakfast for me
>>215751158>>215750338
>>215751158>>215752403
>>215752403>>215752814
>>215753391rude post
>>215753426in minecraft
>>215737992ssssss
freak ahh
>>215739228Uhm he meant kussing a girl on tbe mouth not her snatch.
Good morning saars
gm chud
Here comes the Big One!!>*BBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFTTTTTTT*
weirdo
I'm the main character. I'm different. I see reality different from other Filipinos. I won. You lose.
Pov: you are in a third world country
pagi pogi
>Americans don't have corner stores>Everything is owned by corporationswhy?
>>215757047jews
>>215757047It's time to leave the past behind anon. I'm all for corporate owned establishments. They give stable job, good strict hygienes and are more centralized. Corner shops are the reason why your people are in debt and your streets look ugly.
>>215757116keep your vegetarian, woman-owned AIDS infested corporate slop in your country or there will be consequences
>>215744582it's really frowned upon except towards dogsmost people kill dogs on sight here
haram kuffar
>>215740304Protonvpn
I'm still young
>>215757047Jews
>>215757976It's over for you
Still havent meet my pure austronesian gf, maybe next week
I thank the Gods that I am not balding and I look five years younger than I do now
Just be short, people will always assume you're a middle schooler
>just be shortI'd rather die
This is my dream, sunday mkrning breakfast with my mid austronesian GF
Looks AI
she not gonna fuck you chud
my third space is closedi swung by, but bartender was cleaning upi thought it was still open
https://youtube.com/shorts/y7_YNu-7ptQno way this farang just accidentally met a glowie while filming for content LMAO
>>215759578idgi
>>215759633no way this farang just accidentally met a glowie while filming for content LMAO
>>215757116You can buy a single cigarettes instead of an entire pack of it in one of those stores. I guess that's the only good thing about corner stores
>>215757047>illegalthat's bullshit thoughthere's hotdog sellers everywhere
>>215757047it's called a bodega in my non sea country
>>215759969
i feel so tired by not doing anything
I heil hitler nigga
>be Malay overseas (Saudi Arabia)>Arab: "Selamat datang!" :)>*happy*>"Ahh he welcomes me with warm heart and made me feel like home, barakallah.">*giving even more back like lining up at queues, smiles, buys more products to bring back home*>be cinak oversea (Australia)>White: "Nihao!" :)>*upset*>"ARRGGHH!! THIS IS LACISM1!111!! I feel like I'm Ozzies myself why they treat me like pendatang!!>*proceeds to demand equality*why they're like that?
>>215760243forgot the chinatowns and exclusive enclaves formation right in the hearts of whiteman's clay.
Kita when
Because mleis worship arabsIf the sheikhs took a fat shit on a plate and told mleis to eat it they will lick the plate clean
that was cinak when British are in Malaya thougheveralbeit
Cinak raped anon's Mom and she liked it so I guess he's here
>n-no uLol
face hurts when drinking
>>215760395You forgot to remove the spoon maybe ?
not "was", they are still doing it even to this day.
>projection without a hint of self-awarenessWhy are mleis like this
Allah bless Israel
>>215760420allergic to grape, i think
lazy assumption as a "projection" instead of self-reflection their own deeds for the past 100 years which is to take over Malay lands. self-awareness as pendatang is mandatory so that you can pack up and go back to china because the SEA is not for cinak, even culturally you're so distant. SEA don't celebrate 4 seasons celebrations like new year when spring comes, ghost feeding and moon equinox watching like a retard lol. speaking of moon, please worship the Malay Gods here as we are the symbol of the Moon.
thaikothow to cure BPPV?
>hates Jeets>act like JeetsWhy are Mleis like this
>essaypostingIt's so easy to mindbreak mleis
>no arguments because it's truth nvke>"i-it's an e-essay"
slow sunday
What arguments lol that essay is just schizobabble with no basis on reality
>no basis on reality
Ceca is coming for you
>Mleis get their own country >immediately start selling out to Arabs and the MainlandIf it works, it works ;)
Flips are generally nice people and are Christians. I just know you're a disgusting Pajeet who can't stand that everyone hates you but doesn't mind Filipino immigrants lol.
Me on the left
#FuckHangovers
Gropable curves
>>215744271>>215744344>>215744540>3rd world SEA creatures think showers are unknown technology
>>215740835Sleazebag. Why the fuck thailand is the most popular tourist destination in Asean? Are people really animals?
Let's be honest if those earthquakes happened in manila people would be looting copper wires and stealing asphalt from the road again
>>215757069Shut up about my friends or you'll get something comin
>>215761531>Asphalt
>>215758454You too
what's up my chiggas
>>215761641sup
> Let's be honest if those earthquakes happened in manila people would be looting copper wires and stealing asphalt from the road again
>>215761641I heil hitler nigga
New ethnicity just dropped.
>>215761684erm you cant say that... just a quick heads up
>>215760243It's just the entitlement speakinghttps://x.com/chungchingkwong/status/1970388653521412360>>215760293Are the malays the Zutts in the hadith?
zutts are saars o algo
>>215761707I heil netanyahu akhiAm yisrael chaiAm yisrael chaiAll my niggas zios, akhi, heil bibi
>zutts are saars o algoNasty
>>215761745here's one visa my fine yellow friend
anyone been to this hot pot chain?is it worth paying a lot of money?
>>215760556We worship foreigners here.
>werking on the weekend>cunts in the family still think I am lazy
just bee urself
>>215761531>NOOOOO THE PEOPLE STEALING COPPER WIRES IN MANILA ARE ALL VISAYANS>JUST LIKE HOW ALL THE PEOPLE IN MANILA EATING PAGPAG IN MANILA ARE VISAYANST-they just are okay, I don't care if they are speaking in fluent tagalog, those are VISAYANS because I said so
>>215761531The earthquake is God's punishment to Visayans for selling pagpag and extorting their relatives to be our maids and drivers
marge
Bago?
too early chud
>>215760556Shut the fuck up. Malingshit
new/bago/baru>>215761983>>215761983>>215761983
Baking new bread...
>>215761969Why are you posting here as a white guy?
>>215761969
>>215761999Nevermind
>>215761948>>215761911>T-they are just are because I said so.HAHAHAHHA it keeps happening. Pagpaglogs literally cannot create an argument, yet I can just go to YouTube search pagpag and get bombarded with millions of videos of tagalogs eating pagpag in manila
>>215762009Ist Es Over Für Mich?
>300>>215761983>>215761983>>215761983
Bye losers
>>215760884Foreign workers full of chinese and a jeet contingent. We're replacing the few malays thats left
stop bumping dead thread
