carpet edish
>>215738565shut up wognadian
utterly ridiculous how much this thread devolves into arguing and sperging about schizosbet no other general is this bad.
mad how they want to use technology to lower wages rather than make my life easier
>>215738645It's the same handful of autistic virgin freaks who are here 24/7They probably recognise each others posts and hold grudges. The rest of us who are normal have to endure their dogshit boring arguments constantly
>>215738645I've heard they're much worse
The scrandemic
>>215738680i know there's a few people who recognise posters by the way they typeutterly grim
>>215738724F
Actually MENTAL how the yanks have psyopped the world into drinking coffee instead of tea
>>215738680>It's the same handful of autistic virgin freaks who are here 24/7basically this. we have a collection of utter sadcases like spaino and other freaks who waste their lives here
>>215738735coffee was popular before america existed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSOFdGj7eE4rorke
dis gay niqqa lookin at de carpet
this is by far the worst general on 4chan
get him watered
Weird how theres always a couple of spastics that get angry whenever anybody argues about anything, as if it degrades a general that is 99% shitposting anyway wouldnt it be mad if someone was paid to derail conversations about the failures of the state online haha what a mad job that would be eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79vmdX1iwQw
>>215738735tea is shite unless some unusual oolong because ordinary black tea might as well be hot waterold brits who took tea from india must have been into homeopathy
>>215738822most generals are spammed with tranime, you dont know how good you got it
>>215738837Wouldn't it be mad if there were a board dedicated to discussion of politics and current events?
>>215738866imaghine smashing her head in witha sledgehammer (this post is pure satire)
>>215738867t. posts 24 hours a day mentally shadowboxing imaginary dollhouse characters
>>215738822What's mental is it's not even close to being in the Top 10. It might not even make Top 5 on this board
>>215738862i'd take the tranime over the schizophrenics arguing with each other and doing their rituals none stop til 1am just for them to go back at it the next day
rorke buying waterproof running shoes for inclement weatherrorke stepping in a puddle within the first 100m of his Saturday 5krorke running around with water in his shoes for the next 40 minutes
>>215738899That is quite literally what you are doing right now mate
So true
>>215738901please tell me which are worse
>>215738938the gay porn stash
>>215738938lil zoomer salivating at the thought of making a 5 hour documentary youtube video explainer on what these are
>>215738925
Just found out (via instagram likes) that one of my good friends is a racist. She liked a post selling swastikas, I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt and asked her about it and she said it's none of my business. Thats another friendship ruined then
>>215738908Thats happened to you then?
>>215738929Every general has at least two openly pedo trip posters. brit/pol/ has Cauldron and Josh for example. You have no idea how bad these generals are compared to this
>>215738899:)
>>215738929/deutsch/ - pure undistilled autism, unironically one of the worst generals on this sitekurva anyátok - tranime/noncery/balt/ - tranime/noncery/cum/ - like /brit/ but more tripfags and less funnyThen we're probably fifth. On the whole website don't forget you've got all the weeb generals, video game autism generals, KPOP cancer etc.
>mum asked me if I was depressed >didn’t have the heart to be honest with her and just said I was alright
>>215738938thought that were a box of these at first aha
>>215738645>utterly ridiculous how much this thread devolves into arguing and sperging about schizosthis is what svt has been for a while, it’s only about thread “””personalities””” and sorted freaks, and it’s only that
>>215738978probably just a mongrel mob skank
brian wilsons dead lads
>>215739013what a blunderyou could have used your depression as an excuse for her to let you suck on her boobs
>>215739014hol upfriedick zestche?
It's a RuneScape kinda day lads x
>>215739011feel like you can't really count the anime and video game generals because both /a/ and /v/ have been infested with 'p spammers for years now. People on /a/ just casually drop videos of 'p during conversation.We also get a lot of the posters from other generals like that though since it's an English speaking general
The electoral calendar for the rest of the year. Anything tickle your fancy lads?
3 flapjacks and a rustlers
>>215739052yeah, he died months ago.
/brit/ has probably made dozens of people kill themselves or get sectioned. I think I remember schizoleaf revealing his short detention in a padded cell in a moment of weaknes
>>215738623>>215738665Wrong thread lads aha
>>215739018this has been the case here since basically a few years after the general startedpeople still talk about 190 and he hasn't posted in years afaik
>>215739089"They say you die twice. Once when you stop breathing and the second, a bit later on, when somebody mentions your name for the last time." - Bansky
LORD MANDELSON— Indefatigable Lobbyist for:JEFFREY EPSTEINTrafficker/sexual blackmailerDE/ROTHSCHILDSAlleged dittoGHISLAINE MAXWELLTrafficker/sexual blackmailerEDWARD HEATHTop pedophileLORD JANNERTop pedophileKEVIN SPACEYAlleged Predator
>>215739107That is a very pretty woman, it's true.
no bottomless coke for you my lad
>>215739107thats you done then
you now remember paul poobag
FUQ U TALM BOUT CRACKA
>>215739084why dont you give one of those new Ginsters Pastry Toastie a go next time :)
>>215739132free my nigga
What will Britain look like in the year 2100?
>>215739132i find him quite attractive
Jeffrey Epstein met Tony Blair in Downing Street
>>215739164depends on which season it is
>>215739164worse than american demographics
New tat
>>215739164a cocka big onea black one
>>215739195not reading this weighty tome
>>215739195footballs fans are all such freaks, inbred, easily led commoners
i've gucked it all up lads
>footballs fans are all such freaks, inbred, easily led commoners
It was real, all of it.
>>215739225true
r davidwww.youtube.com/watch?v=2MEjVfThmn4
>>215739238this is just like that book
>>215739225bird and circuses so it is
>>215739110yeah sure there are pockets of circle-jerking about spastics but svt it’s all the fucking time, from the first thread to the last throughout the day it’s bloody worthless
test
two women can't have sex you need a penis to have sex
just a quick warning that I am watching this thread for words with more than 4 syllaballs and will lash out at any and all tarqs who catch my attention
Least ominous Spaino post >>215739275
>>215739282how conspicuous of you
There's a Mouse in the thread!
>>215739311that's the resident doctor
today`sPocket Monsterof the dayIs ..Piprecipient !!
props to the mad cunt who came up with mangoes
i live like a pig
Member when Dua Lipa had 5 gorillion hits between 2015 and 2021 yet Taylor Swift is still supposedly the biggest pop star even though she hasn't had a hit since shake it off, yeah definitely totally organic and no psyop here
having a good giggle at """"""women""""""
>>215739358like laughing at poor people do you
>>215739305>conspicuouscareful... careful..
>>215739238
Remember in one of the election debates Jeremy Corbyn was talking about Jeffrey Epstein and what happened with Prince Andrew and he pronounced “Epstein” in the most anti-Semitic sounding way possible lmfao, you could almost hear the ((( )))
>>215739385yes, specifically poor women who sell their bodies for pennies
Cena vs Styles is one of the greatest wrestling matches I’ve ever seen
>>215739348i dont get how acting deranged in public is seen as comedy now days. Nothing funny or clever about it
feeling very depressed. have been work weeks now. i know its the drugs, the anxiety, unhealthy eating. but i feel stagnant and im caught in a vicious cycle.
>>215739405odd to show prideful at being a horrid person
>190>dtfic>emmayank>mousey>gingerpaedo>ziedbelg>gyaldem freak>paganmong>nazimong>commiemong>rapelad>heatherpaedo>cansmong>(You)Just all of the mentally ill posters I can think of off the top of my head
>>215739390Lmao why have you "remembered" this when there's a video online. You don't need to "remember" this it's archived for you on the internet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-C_pI3PIA8
marked lack of lasciviousness in this thread
>>215739358also same personfemoids are grossabsolutely disgusting creatures
Human ashes are heavy and shale-like due to their bone content so often land in one spot rather than being blown away by the wind.
me? not disgusting or gross at all
>>215739440All me same person btw
>>215739469corr
>>215739329that was me, you're welcome lad :)
>>215739358depressing
mark mentioned
>>215739484oh yeah forgot to add you, you total fucking cretin
>>215739469Chicken hotpot with Avocado Slaw and French Fries?
>>215739476malaponte was saying you cannot cremate bones and they have to be painstakingly ground into dust to be disposed of
>>215739511no that's a pie with gravy and mushy peas
>>215739469this could be offensive to many other cultures and should probably be removed from the menu in order to be inclusive
>>215739517reckon you can cremate anything if you get it hot enough
bought some ladies boots off vinted and have been sniffing them
Got Chapel Rowan playing on the ol’ Sonos
>>215739538no you can't and the holocaust didn't happen but should of o algo
>>215739544>’Spainoid
>>215739533do you find it weird you have to make up scenarios to justify your racism?
Are brits the least replying nationality in 4chan? I swear I always get 0 yous in this general, fuck off honestly
>odd to show prideful at being a horrid person
i like women, to look at, they're like beautiful paintings, nice to look at but you don't want a conversation with.honestly women to me are juat objects to use.the quiet, shy timid ones who don't speak unless spoken to (which is never, because theyre all vapid whores) are the only acceptable types of cumholes
>>215739538what about steel beams?
>>215739562have you tried making some good posts?
>>215739561a little bit, yeah
did someone say something? some twattish whinge?
>>215739566shut up diego you odious little prick
remember bibo?
>>215739566same, femboys only for me
YUNGBLUD aka Dominic Harrison, Charli XCX and Christine and the Queens aka Heloise Letissier attend The NME Awards 2020 at the O2 Academy Brixton (2020)
>>215739562At least half of us probably have you filtered ngl
>>215739618we called it bebo here
>>215738724Haha fatty
>>215739625sister loves that gay cunt
reckon they trained him to do this and he's actually a genius at physical comedy like penguin rowan atkinson
so ZOG is invading Venezuela yeah?
Got a distinction in my grade 1 piano.
>>215739634what on earth are you doing
>>215739640dont know sorry, can I have an easier question
still taking film recommendations actuallyhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760191443881137.webmkill bill got my hmmming
>our alphabet is Canaanite>our numerals are Arabic>our language originated from Iranian nomads>our race descended from Anatolian farmers>our continent is named after a Phoenician goddess>our religion is fundamentally Zoroastrian>our given names are Hebrewmad when you think about it
I personally just air fry all my bacon nowadays. Can’t believe there are still cavemen here frying it in a fucking pan standing at the hob flipping it like a faggot.
i put mine under the broiler
>>215739690Rorke’s eye starting to twitch reading this
>>215739690>>our religion is fundamentally Zoroastrianbollocks
where can l meet femboys irl
hmmm
>>215739681The Edge (1997)
>>215739731get sectioned into a mental asylum must be a fair few in there
>>2157397314chan /int//brit/this threadthis post
RIP slim jim
>>215739725Christianity is basically reskinned Zoroastrianism mate
>>215739681a woman in berlinalways brings a smile to my face
>>215739742>trend on twitter:|>trend on japanese twitter:o
>Bebo‘
>>215739770um!
>>215739693i stick it on my george foreman
>>215739693>air fryingThat's repulsive. You're only one tier above the microwavers, the chandler bingers and rustler burghers
>>215739766>a woman in berlinwhats that about
>>215739693hate how much of a mess it makes
does seeing other people depressed, cry, suffer make you feel better about yournown life?
My posts aren't getting any (You)s these days so I'm tinkering with the idea of sticking a flag on and possibly a trip although I can't figure out how to do either.
>>215739658appears to be cooking bacon
get the reddit screenshots posted, get the twitter screenshots posted. Get nothing original posted to 4chan
>>215739812yes actually
>>215739803the realities of warbut mostly rapeand murder
my wife will never know i was dating two lads at the same time as herin fact, she met one of them after he was leaving after we'd finished and i told her he was a mate returning my copy of fifa
>>215739852doesn't sound very bloody cheerful
>>215739742hooting. they're saying what we're all thinking
>>215739847why are southern hemisphere constellations so rubbish?
>>215739690>our alphabet is CanaaniteFalse.>our language originated from Iranian nomadsThey were blonde Aryans.>our race descended from Anatolian farmersWrong, Whites come from Caspian horse riders.
>>215739818all the flag avatars are uninteresting paedophilesbeen a while since we've had a new trip freak
>>215739866did he shag your bum?
>>215739797You need to accept that air fryers are based and fill a genuine niche in the kitchen. Nothing wrong with cooking in the microwave either, it’s great for many tasks. >>215739810I find it way less messy than a pan tbqh
>>215739866are you the lad who was getting bummed in the forest during the pandemic
Volk ans Gewehr!
>>215739894other way aroundfortunately the window was open for 20 minutes before she turned upthen i had her as well, remember being absolutely tuckered that night
any hehe man in
>>215739889>False.Our alphabet comes from ancient Egyptian.>They were blonde Aryans.Indeed.>Wrong, Whites come from Caspian horse riders.Whites come from a mix of different people and much of European DNA is from the Middle East.
>>215739869youre just being negative you have to think positively plus there's some really good scenes about the human condition
Woke up gassy and just pooed, but I’m still tired
>air fryerAnd it's just a countertop convection oven with different branding lmfao. Totally unserious people.
>>215739931>then i had her as welldidnt your willy smell of poo?
>>215739934in
>>215739952>plus there's some really good scenes about the human conditionhad enough of that last night when i was watching a xev bellringer kino
more like loosey letby haha
>>215739957so why's it cook my veg better than the oven then?
>>215739866i once had my girlfriend shake hands with my wife and then my wife later remarked that she was really lovely
>>215739952>plus there's some really good scenes about the human conditionjust like my character.ai wanks
i actually think conveniences like tinned food and ready meals are a good thingobviously not for every meal but they're fantastic inventions.i have a chicken teriyaki and rice thing in the fridge that will last until next december
>>215739993you have some chicken in the fridge that's going to last until next december?
Hmm>>215733743
>>215739961no because i made all of this up for (You)s
>>215740009yeah, in the fridge
>>215740029and it's chicken yeah? still have feathers on and walking about the place is it?
>>215740041teriyaki be kiddin' me
right i'm going to sharpen my knife then start cooking
rawr
>>215740091toby looks like THAT?
>>215740091post his cock
>>215739901>You need to accept that air fryers are based and fill a genuine niche in the kitchen.Special needs teachers fill a niche too>Nothing wrong with cooking in the microwave either, it’s great for many tasksYou spelled tards wrong
>>215740091toby SEX SEX SEX!!!!
Diego is working on a revival for TFI Friday
>>215740152he was on the bbc copy of cant pay
>'I'M PROUD' Boris Johnson defends ‘Boriswave’ of surging net migration and hits back at Nigel Farageso that's why he got brexit done
that's not tobywhy do you all lie
gave toby an osrs bond and he took it then told me to kill myself
going down to the shop to buy some brand new rags
Boris wave, like a Mexican wave but even browner
Where did it all go wrong for you? For me it was either August-November 2002or May 2007
heatherpaedo meltie
wasnt boris the big bear that helped the polish in one of the world wars, big based fella he was
>>215740229Sometime in 2009
>>215740235poor guythey made him live in edinburgh
>>215739971
sucking a covfefe
rate my local council lads
literally only slept an hour last nightfalling asleep at my deskit not right
>>215740281
>>215740295rapegangs/10
>>215740265nobody suffers in edinburgh thoughever
had the absolute most horrific nightmare of the last few years wherein my friend who got cucked by his dad was fucking his dad up the arse while the ex gf was stripping off behind them. immediately woke up and it's ruined the last hour since.
>>215740332by the end he was asking for salt and sauce on all his dinners
>>215740366neoliberal teeth
>>215740370doesn't sound like a nightmare at all
hi!!!
should i do it lads
mad how the wakarimasen archive is still down
>>215740419squash is for posh nonces
film sorted
>>215740419yeah sure why not
>>215740419more of a padel man myself
I'm a kind handsome young man capable and deserving of love and companionship.
>>215740444it's for tennis and i'm a working class mong
>>215740465ktim too
>>215740398Oh, my!
wow after delivery (of a baby) there is a stage called "involution" where the contractions continue for a bit after delivery... imagine
the 'ner
>>215740472oh right sorry it looked like a squash racket but i see upon closer inspection that it was an optical illusion and the racket was at an angle.you should get yourself a babolat like i had in 2007ish. was proper thundering shots after i upgraded to this baddie. never had any since as i got bored of tennis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Fc67yQsPqQ
>>215740514>babolatvery good brandreally helped develop my back hand and tight game
>>215740510tiny portion of poo seal in that one
>>215740306>at my deskare you at toil??
>>215740514wanted to get one but read that it's very unforgiving and stiff
Any non-white who was intellectually honest would accept that White cultures are the best and they would be pro-white
£150 on a suit i'll probs wear once. Should have just rented one
>>215740565>£150 on a suitfuck me lad that must be one truly awful suit
the second time brushing my teeth there was no blood
>>215740530>>215740557sorry but i've already contributed all i can to the tennis racket discussion, but you two should really carry this convo on together! introducing you both, chat away x
>>215740565that's nothing mate. i bought a £400 suit and a £400 overcoat, wore them once and now they're rotting in my wardrobe
>>215740577it's fine. does the job i need it for
any leafies man in
>>215740601is that job to make you look like a mong in a cheap shitty suit?
anyone buying this dip on monday or waiting for a further fallis it an april type thing or are we getting an immediate taco
>>215740565told you to go to tesco
I developed your mums tight game
>>215738619now a life goal of mine to have a nice carpet and a nice wife with nice legs lying on it reading a book
anyone want to make a suicide pact with me
>>215740552no i've got a desk at home
>>215740717yeah go on then
>>215740721why are you sitting at a desk you weirdo do you not have a sofa
is /brit/ pro or anti Amelia Dimoldenberg?
>>215740704I wish these carpets weren't so expensive, but I understand that they're extremely labor intensive to make. I refuse to buy something made of polyester.
>>215740621i transferred 20k into my stocks isa on trading212 on thursday with a view to buying in asap lmao. can't believe my luck (earned it after the 3 years i've had)
>>215740748undecided, i'll wait for a quorum to start forming
me at the shopping mall https://i.postimg.cc/nhhF64p2/image.pnghttps://i.postimg.cc/nhhF64p2/image.png
>>215740773no you didn't you gay virgin
>>215740773lying virgin
>>215740743cause i'm on my pcit's a desktop, you see
im at my desk with my laptop plugged into my big monitor
4plebs is down!!! everyone panic!!!
vietnam war seems like it was pretty kino. dont get why boomers were so upset about it
america wants us to believe this is a viable candidate to oppose hamas in gaza
>>215740229April 1st 2012
barely post here anymore, think in a month or so i’ll just stop. no reason is there
always thought María Corina Machado was Carmen Maria Machado
>>215740808>>215740815Stop replying to Spainnonce.
Need to stop smiling in public
>>215740970:(no you do NOT
cat
>>21574022910th October 2007 when I was born
>>215740748Vile semitic hag, makes me sick watching her chicken nigger shop date shit with a bunch of mongs and slack jawed yellow eyed negroes. emblematic of the new rotten culture
>>215740748jewish creature
>>215741012>>215741012>>215741012>>215741012>>215741012
slept on cigarette papers and they all became see-through award
won't be bullied into moving to a new thread
>>215740986I don't want to come on too seedy/desperate. I'll stick to closed mouth smiles. I try to remember but I can't help a toothy grin
>>215740229i cant begin to tell you how many times i have fucked up new chances offered to me by people convinced by my charisma that i wasn't a selfish retard destined to fail
>>215741117noted this for a lil plan I have ehehe :3
