aussie lass's arse edish
poo smells lmao
>>215742985she's south african btw, not assie
GIVE HIM A NOBEL
hi everyone, malcolm from malcolm in the middle herejust letting you know we're filming a revival of the show, and we hope to share it with you pretty soon
>>215742950>world's most uranium>zero nuclear powerffs bruce
but why though?
>>215743017psychologists
>>215743011jesus christ that lady is BOGGEDhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Anna_Paulina_Luna.jpg
>>215743017you can get money for your autism now, in the past you only got beatings and boarding schools for retards
>>215743013wokeholm in the middle
>>215743030forgot to embed pic
my nephews are around my age as i have a half sister
>>215743017has it actually increased or has it just become fashionable for idiotic people and parents to use the label, a bit like straight zoomers calling themselves 'queer' for social credit
>>215742811Milei is a couple of months from his country going bankrupt again. He's spending all the money he cut and scrounged from elsewhere on keeping their currency propped up way too high and has already burned through most of it. The second he runs out the currency and economy collapses. All he's achieved was cutting everything and immediately handing all the money to international currency speculators.He did the Conservatove austerity thing except worse.
>>215742985
>>215743017>>215743029>>215743033first reason, yes, money. i got diagnosed with autism and i am now on PIP for £1800 a month (inc rent) but don't actually have itsecond reason is simply that it's fashionalbe to have a mental illness and being socially awkward is the fastest way to convince yourself you're mentally ill
>>215742987some predicted this
>>215743030would she looks like this nurse https://postimg.cc/w7D74NCt who is bogged Pakistani or something
need middle aged fanny NOW
>>215743074>first reason, yes, money. i got diagnosed with autism and i am now on PIP for £1800 a month (inc rent) but don't actually have itteach me, master
>>215743017might be due to bad genes proliferating since about 1960 when child mortality dropped rapidly from 50% to 1% today.
>>215743011>ended 8 warsle wut
>>215743044she's not bogged mate you're missing the pointbeing bogged is getting irrepairably disfigured by cosmetic surgery, she's definitely had some work done but it's not outrageous a la The Boggs, Madonna etc
>>215743058why is he trying to keep the currency propped up? i dont get it
>>215743083there are easier ways. just pretend you're depressed and anxious, nobody can deny it and government cannot force you to work because legally you are disabled
>>215743074can one claim pip even though they have a job? I have a pretty nice job, but I also have ""anxiety""". Wouldn't turn down an extra 2k a month xx
bradford pakis talk like wogs innit
>>215743074>now on PIP for £1800 a month (inc rent) but don't actually have itscumbag. you're why government debt is out of control and the country is being flooded with foreigners
>>215743058mad how the you know who's manage to get their guys in everywhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ep4Ow3CKzfE
>>215743115how doe? i have depression and take meds for it, but i still have to wagecuck
>>215743046have a friend who is in a weird situationi thought her sister was her mum because they had her at an early agei kept thinking her sister was her mum, and her mum was her gran because she is so oldshe has a sister who could be her daughternow she's late thirties and has a daughter they had to try really hard for and she wants another. i don't think that's a realistic goal.
>>215743138>>215743058ZOG is looking at Argentina as a potential power base if they have to flee (and rugpull) Western Europe and America
might see if I can get on the pip for doing unusually large poosseems like a good screw
need to go fuck a pakistani and her sister (yjk) my genes are superior
>>215743118sacked tranny i think is doing that
>>215743118yes but a normal job will probably contradict some of your application claims so better be careful>>215743137lmao delusional. government is giving out free money for hundreds of thousands of people pretending to be sick and you think they're all somehow gonna do the noble thing and force themselves to work?
scuttling a diarrhoeaball
yeah, youre right, pakistan. my genes need to propogate. more people should have my genes, in society
>>215743152had an afghan girl ask me if i wanted to make out but my autistic arse thought she was joking so i just laughed it off like a retard
/brit/ is a whole milk general
is mousenonce still here?
>>215743185should of fucked her and her sister, and her sister or her again 2 years later (yjk)
>>215743204>>215743182
Once in a while I remember the conservative party is now led by someone called Kemi Badenoch and have a little chuckle to myself
tried to claim pip but apparently because my savings are over 20k im not eligible
>>215743174>lmao delusional. government is giving out free money for hundreds of thousands of people pretending to be sick and you think they're all somehow gonna do the noble thing and force themselves to work?scumbag
>>215743211go "gamble" it allnot financial advice
>>215743207i would've if i wasn't such a social retard. it took me like 4 days to realise what she meant and it's not even the worst example i have
>>215743185was she fit?>>215743188this, my parents always get unleaded milk and it's grim, tastes like someone washed a paintbrush in water
>>215743137Was reading about Starmer's tenure as Director of Public Prosecutions (2008-13) earlier. He went proper hard on benefit fraud which surprised me. Recommended a 10 year sentence for such fraudsters.Now he's trying to do it as PM and his own party is cucking him from doing it. Perhaps the one thing we're on the same page on and he can't even do it.
>>215743060mhmm she vote it she vote it nun u cud do xx
>>215743210>conservative party>nothing is conserved
>>215743211deposit 5k acoss some betting sites or summit
>>215743232yeah im like this if you are young then you should go fuck someone though because it dries up!!
>>215743239yeah she was, petite, cute and with a nice ass. i still can't believe how badly i fucked up
>>215743218if the government said you could reduce your taxes to 0%, or not pay any gas or electric bills, or have a free holiday on them, would you not take the offer, given that everyone else is?system is fucked, drain it and let's build a better one
>>215743231not possible, i'm a serial winner so will inevitably just multiple my money even more
>>215743266foy
>>215743248Parliament doesn't control the British state, the Civil Service does.
>>215743266bit daft of you wasn't itpresumably you're still a virgin writing shitposts from your smelly childhood bedroom also
>>215743277then take your winning slip sand go ipck up losing slips outside the shop. this is not financial advice
>>215743292aye, correct on all points
Petition to allow people to post "ass" instead of "arse" without getting called a Yank.
>>215743257they audited my accounts for the last 3 years iirc or it might have been 2, they'll just do the same again and wonder why i shipped out thousands
What does old England have to offer its youth to justify the war’s requirements? It cannot even begin to solve its own social problems, much less offer anything to other peoples. Where is there a healthy youth that is on fire for Bolshevism? It was a danger only during the spiritual interregnum that followed the First World War. In the face of an inadequate yesterday, it was the only force, the only revolutionary movement, available, and anything was better than nothing.Today Bolshevism may have reached its material and organizational pinnacle on the bent backs of its devotees, but as a spiritual movement it is finished. The crass incompetence of its methods and goals have proven it to be the very epitome of capitalist slavery.The only remaining alternative is Americanism. As strange as it may sound, it is the only serious competition to National Socialism’s racial worldview in the struggle for the youth, in the struggle for the future of humanity. In the end, however, it is only a forerunner of Bolshevism.
https://youtu.be/NkxuKe2wOMs?t=1007innit
>>215743310fuck, i got over 100k. no pip for me i guess
>>215743307it was over before it even began
where is the sporcle one
>>215743326
{pp
>>215743272actually no I wouldn't. we all need to pay our own way. the government shouldn't have to pay for everything, and the system is only "fucked" because you're willingly fucking it, you absolute spastic
get the golfballs sucked
>>215743345i had a few chances and i blew them all
I need to go Bradford, go to Dixie land, go get people pregnant for 20 years. in those places your genes stay
why dont we all scrounge our bennies together and buy an old mansion and use our neet freedom to renovate it
anti armour maxxing in battlefield 6 blowing up all the tanks (no fun allowed on my watch)
>>215743384no retard it's fucked because it's piss easy to abuse and hundreds of thousands of people are doing ityou cannot rely on goodwill and honesty to have a working economic system
>>215743406Based.
had my tealovely stuff 8/10 made the long week worth it
>>215743266don't beat yourself up lad. it's good you've noticed what went wrong. now you can try to do better next time
>>215743389images you can smell
mad how mn going on an insemination spree in bradford would probably liven up the gene pool a bit dire situation for that lot I tell you
reckon he's ever shagged her arse?
>>215743405i don't even like being in a thread with most of you lot
>>215743071>shows the worst city in Ohio
>>215743074phoar £440 more than me you must have got severe on all the criteria I only get £1350 a month total, don't pay any tax and get free fibre internetty tho so thats lush
>>215743432i'm old now tho. i'll never have a horny 18 year old throw herself at me
>>215743406for me its rushing the jet and if any team mates manage to get to it before me i'm blowing it up
>>215743434love scranning fanny me but not had sex for over two years and my virginity has grown back
>>215743449black pussy changed rorke
>>215743141yeah it's almost like it's made up bollocks
>>215743406does it have the Carl G?
>>215743485yeah, working is bollocks
>>215743406the swede yearns to kill tanks
squishing and squeezing fresh warm poo betwixt my fingers like smelly play doh
>>215743417you're still willingly abusing it, which is scumbag behaviour. "everyone is doing it" as justification indicates you haven't matured
>>215743518corr
>>215743141wasn't gonna answer because it's all on the gov website but since >>215743485 called me out, you simply get a GP appointment, do the anxiety/depression questionnaire, get on the SSRIs for a few weeks, then apply and tick all the ways in which your conditions affect youif you can't figure it out, you should apply for PIP as a retard, you'll still get the money
nth for the baddiedem
>>215743527sorry mate i'm not doing 9-5 at lidl so timmy and tyrone can get their rent paid for
>>215743533>just tick the boxes bro trust me
>>215743456how old?
>>215743533i go to my GP all the time, do therapy and take SSRIs but i still manage to hold down a job. Won't having a job immediately DQ from pip?
feel sorry for the people who are too stupid to know they're wasting their time working, your moneys going to be worth next to nothing in the next 5 years and literally nothing in 10 years. one day the rugs gonna get pulled and you'll look back in disgust that you spent hours days weeks months and years of your life toiling for nothing
has anyone here actually ever eaten poo and if so what does it taste like? asking for a mate
>>215742985Nice arse lass
>>215743137>the govt is flooding the country with wogs because of bennie scroungers
>>215743562le doomer tard
>>215743518ummm
>>21574355332. straight up unc
>>215743585well yeah the biggest bennie scroungers of the lot pensioners
not lifted a finger today ladsloving life x
>Officials have confirmed there are no survivors after a military munitions factory exploded in Tennessee
>>215743588its true, unless you own an asset like gold you'll end up chained to whatever digital currency palantir forces on us under the inevitable UBI scheme where your money will be tracked constantlyif you still can't see we're heading towards 1984 (except real) then i envy your ignorance
>>215743554you need to quit the job obviously, but do you really want to do that?
>>215743630putin dabbing on drumpf
any good films going?
>>215743630F
>>215743393ktim but I shagged two girls in uni. Never had a gf.
>>215743630
need a worsley gf
>>21574359032 isn't old
Close call
I actually quite like my job, the pay isn't great but it's fulfilling and meaningful and I like (most of) my colleagues yeah nobody wants to work for a living but it's a lot better to have a job you like than sat at home on the dole without two pennies to rub togethr
>>215743645right i'll so i'll still have money and things i can buy and you'll have a few ounces of gold no one wants
i thought fascism was just not liking brown people didnt realise it included all the other oppressive stuff that i dont like
Chicago town IN the air fryer
need to go back to when people either worked or starved to death
israel? palestine?belongs to england mate
mental how i used to think jews were responsible for everything wrong with the worldglad i grew up
>>215743690the entire town in your air friar?i don't believe you
>>215743646of courshe
>>215743690is it one of the stuffed crust ones with the sauce?
the real american flag
>>215743690THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AIR FRYERfrying is specifically cooking using oil as a substratecooking with air as a substrate is not frying, the so-called "air fryer" is simply a miniature convection oven
>>215743682haha.. yeh..
>>215743389
MEGA LOLZ
>>215743662ok bruv
>>215743662We're in the middle. 20 year olds think we're ancient, 60 year olds see us as children. Of course, if we died now people would say "he was so young!"
>>215743326Can anyone hack her phone?Not for any political reasons, I just want nudes.
>>215743725you walking into asda with a fistful of gold trying to buy an onion and failingme with a phone buying up a feast
>>215743671I've had depression my whole life but I've never been more depressed and anxious than when I was unemployed. I think the cure for a lot of these people with mental illnesses is the thing they're avoiding
>>215743737bit harsh
reading about how frequently countries change their flags and it's weirdly commonyou'd think flags would be this perpetual immutable thing given they represent the countrythirdie niggas just do not give a fuck
>>215743740i like when he skips down the street as if that's waht teenagers do
>>215743737charity do
if the federal reserve is just peoples money backed by gold but they no longer have enough gold to back peoples money then how does the entire system stay propped up
We at /brit/ offer our condolences to Ian Watkins family, and choose to remember him for his contributions to British music and paedo jokes
>>215743659you can tell she's a good shag
anyone who needs to stab a pedo is another pedo projecting
>>215743781well loads of those are ZOG flags (Syria, Georgia, Libya etc)
>>215743762no you're wrong we need to triple pip payments for the mentally ill not get them to make meaningful changes to their lifestyle
>>215743761you walking into asda logging into your digital wallet checking to see if your UBI is in and whether you have authority to purchase a loaf of breadme in the 1% asset rich chads ruling over minions such as yourself
>>215743792more like enough gold for black peoples money
>>215743651Chainsaw man movie
heating onglass of vino pouredintersteller (2014) on the tellytime to get comfy
fuck sake this turkish girl i'm mates with keeps hinting that she likes me and I can't be arsed with that.she's 20 years old and a cutter, I can't be dealing with that, no sir, i'm old now.
>>215743792print more moneyopen more bondskeep the debt based ponzi scheme going until it flies off the tracks
>>215743726Rorke in the replies
>>215743833your problem is that you don't live in the real worldin what world do you think capitalists would want to restrict people from spending their money
is it possible to make booze using poo
>>215743671My job is fine, but I am apathetic about it since it is just a dead-end warehouse job. What I hate is how much everyone else cares about the job. This isn't inherently bad, but they always try to project their caring onto me.
>You can frighten people
>>215743870no anti-welsh content in /brit/ please
>>215743781marketing. trying to become a non-shit country
The 21st century will only go one of two ways.1. Planetary extermination of Whites orchestrated by the jews.2. Planetary extermination of all nons.
>>215743892she woudl get it
Ian Watkins of Lost Prophets has been killed in prison
>>215743737Nonce noshed
>>215743907A Welsh icon. Slaughtered by English colonisers no doubt.
jesus was a Refugee
>>215743907thanks dickhead we already know, /brit/ is in a state of official mourning for the next 30 minutes
wonder if he ever had bum fun in prison
>>215743907isnt that the guy with the laptop password "babyraper123" fucking finally you would think someone like that would get it (with no remorse) would get it sooner
Trying to A+ all chapters on Hotline Miami. Giving me a headache.
>British flag 1606/1707-1801should honestly have stuck with this you think the proddies in northern ireland would give a shit if there was a reversion back?Those red stripes make it all unsymmetrical and icky.
>>215743903why would jews want to kill all whites when whites do their bidding
>>215743878capitalism is just a means to total control, once total control is achieved (which is something we're rapidly approaching) capitalism won't exist in the way you think it currently doesthe technocracy is coming lad
>Lostprophets singer Ian Watkins is murdered in jail where he was serving 29 years for child sex offenceshttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15183527/Lostprophets-singer-Ian-Watkins-murdered-jail-serving-29-years-child-sex-offences.html
>>215743949Didn't ask
>>215743907Even the wikipedia jannies haven't updated his article yetThis is hot off the presses!
>>215743969yeah we know
got my bum out lads
>>215743949classic mong test. it is symmetrical
QUICK!! get the edit count in!
>>215743969was it related to his music or the nonce part of his career?
>>215743969based
>>215743907disgusting seeing rightoids celebrate on twitterhe was a human fucking being
LADSthat ian watkins bloke got murdered did you know
>>215743969thousands of white children raped who cares?some nonce in prison? let's stab him
>>215743762hmm break my back shifting pallets in a windowless box for pennies while browns mutter and smirk and point in oogaboogish, or earn literally more on bennies while I write music and game and spaff to qt femboys.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
>>215743969190's hero
>>215743210>>215743256conservatism is inherently about conserving/keeping things the same, of course its not going to work
actually insane how nice wine isthey should make drinks that don't destroy your organs taste this good
tonight will be in honour of ian
>>215743979thought i could smell shite
>>215744009alri hamsterlad which hamster is this?
>>215743671i don't mind my job, but if i could get some extra cash from pip i'd be nice. maybe i could buy my own place or something
>>215743979mad how builders can show the top of their arse and girls can show the bottom of it but we're still not allowed to get the whole thing out
>>215743969cant believe i paid to see this cunt live when i was about 13, luckily i was a bit too old for his taste haha
>>215743708true, it's ultimately the goyim's fault for letting them in here in the first place
>>215744003what do you want people in prison mate
>>215743115You have to show how the depression and anxiety affects your day to day life. Does it stop you eating for example, or cooking or showering?Basically starve yourself for a week before the assessment, don’t wash, wear dirty clothes, give monosyllabic answers to their questions
>>215744035
>>215744030it's called orange juice
>>215743979what's the occasion?
the kid who ian watkins raped is old enough to have commited a crime of their own and be in prison with him. just sayin
>>215744057when i shit i sometimes don't wipe properly or shower so i stink like shit for like a week. does that count
>>215744003braindead post
>>215744039zinnia
>>215743115Do I have to take my medicine to get pip for being bipolar
>>215744078not sure what point you're trying to make
>>215744078yeah but hes an edgy band aimed at kidswould be like MCR doing it. or the all american rejects (vgh)
No need for it Rick
>>215744080YeahGo through the PIP descriptors. You get points for shitting yourself
>>215744087based. give her a dried pea or sunflower seed from the lads at /brit/ please
>>215744101how would they know? i chuck mine in the fucking bin lol
>>215743792by making sure you don't fucking audit them, goy
>>215743079>>>/s/22267316>>>/s/22275470
>>215744115they do labs every 6 months mate
>>215744109SCREECHING Indians are ruining the internet, fuck me.
thinking about my mums knicker drawer
>>215744078Imagine making a fillum about that
>>215744132why lie lmao
I want to get that freckle ginger MILF pregnant
>>215742985I dreamt about this
>>215744151if you've got bipolar? and you take lithium? they do.
>>215744057>don’t wash, wear dirty clothesktim
doesnt surprise me
>>215744132thats for lithium (and I guess some others but it was mainly lithium from that which you get yours from) because lithium has a narrow therapeutic index lithium is epic
>>215744177must be grim to be the most famous nonce in the prison
lithium battery de BOMB BLAST
>>215744173errr
>>215744173WOW!
>>215744178Why do you like lithium ya fucking zombie
>>215744177we know mate
OK its time to go to the shops :3 then I have to go to bed. early night for me (8PM). big day tomorrow in Pokemon Go and ive got the incense
>>215744117
>>215744177Good.
>>215744199its just sort of epic like in medicine they were like, yeah lets use LITHIUM. thats so cool. I dont like psyche pharma very often so I chose this one because lithium is like purple-black (iodine is the purple) and so mysterious and has a nice name
he's lost the plot>PETER HITCHENS: The synagogue killer wasn't a zealot... he was a lowlife turned CRAZY by the drug that everyone pretends is harmless. And I don't care if I cause outrage by saying ithttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-15183375/PETER-HITCHENS-synagogue-killer-zealot-crazy-drug-marijuana.html
Breaking News: Ian Watkins dead
fill my body with lithium blood cum loreum ipsum chic-chocs therapy room chic-chocs therapy room
remember when 190 used to defend Ian Watkins and also said he knew Aisha
>>215744265
they're saying black pussy changed rorke
>>215744117fucking COR
>>215744281hope they're veggie sausages
>>215744253>he's lost the plot>>PETER HITCHENS: The synagogue killer wasn't a zealot... he was a lowlife turned CRAZY by the drug that everyone pretends is harmless. And I don't care if I cause outrage by saying it>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-15183375/PETER-HITCHENS-synagogue-killer-zealot-crazy-drug-lithium>>215744281cor i love cakes (made without self-raising flour)
Mädel hat nicht Hof noch Haus,Mädel hat kein Geld, ja, hat kein Geld.Doch ich geb sie nicht heraus;Für alles in der Welt!
>>215744265>>215744277
>>215744253he's been saying that for years mate
>>215744286black pussy you say?
>>215744277Need her streaming again
>Yes, the story of Amu Nowruz predates that of Santa Claus by over 1,000 years. Amu Nowruz, also known as Uncle or Father Nowruz, is a benevolent elderly figure from Iranian folklore who brings gifts to children at the start of spring to celebrate the Persian New Year. In these stories, Amu Nowruz travels the world, often with his companion Haji Firuz, symbolizing hope and the end of winterSo Santa Claus is an Iranian fella who flies around on a carpetMad that
>>215744281>toad in the hole>look inside >no toads in holes
>it's a /brit/ episode on EWU
buy lithium online
>>215744309dont know what all of this means but cor I need to fuck her
>>215744316nah i don't think it was good for her too many freaks in /brit/
if i were alived in 2006, i would have bought stock in youtube and twitter just as they were starting up
>>215743966That's a fate worse than death
>>215744311gobsmacked
Aisha walked so the gyaldem could run
do you guys have these in the yookay
>>215744341I need to buy a therapist online Adopt a therapist after Long day of working tired to listen Talking therapist out the box daily delivery cuddles in bed with therapist talking and grab her boobs
>>215744353the lass that mohammed nonced?
>The South Wales Police investigation into Watkins, codenamed "Operation Globe", required the co-operation of GCHQ to decrypt a hidden drive on his laptop, which was found to contain video evidence of his abuses.>Investigators later bypassed the encrypted password to Watkins' laptop, noting that it read "I FUK KIDZ"lmao his password was all the evidence they needed
>>215744371no our chips look like this
>>215744250woudln't mind shagging a chubby lass like this
>>215744394helo my therapist
>>215744387joebidennnn69 vibes
barking and biting my keyboard at this
>>215744371yeah they're called sunbites
>>215744393corr lovely chips
>>215744393phwoar
>>215744372me ready to start dating after purchasing my first car and house
>>215744345I was away from /brit/ while she streamed. I regret missing out
>>215744393Aunt Bessies for me
>>215744407where's the penis
>>215744394noo not to bait youu cute therapist but I am too busy and have got to go do something today. I dont have time to properly listen, but, you are a therapist, I think youuu species are self-conained enough to understand and also are so smart and cute and attractive
>>215744379Nah, this lass >>215744277One of the commieslags x
if I took a poo to the chippy would they deep fry it for me you reckon
biiiiiiiitch
>>215744407is that a guy or a gal?
started putting bird food out again lads, left it in the summer as the little bastards were eating me out of house and home but it's cooling down now and the berries have mostly gone off the trees nice to see them coming back in to the garden, I will keep them well fed all this winter so they can relax a bit x
>>215744475no it would unhygienic
sad that now if I find someone to fuck I will have to go to the NHS for a HIV/AIDS test and look like a gerrymandererbut at least the doctor doing it will be like "nice" cause im getting pussy
>>215744475yeah mate done that beforecan also bring it in with a tub and they usually do it for a fee
>>215744488You said bitch doe?
>>215744518>>215744529conflicting responses here lads not sure who's fibbing?
>>215743389>>215743449>>215743534>>215744475this place is hell.
>>215744516this is based. idk if I am saying this things while I dream or what, but yesterday a crow showed me how much food each bird actually eats when I was giving it my sausage roll. they dont eat too much (each) >>215744541yes. biiiiiiiiiiiitchI really really like them desu, biiiiiiiiiiiiitch
>>215744516I have a nice big berry bush in my gardensaw 5 pigeons having a feast on it this morning warms the soul a bit innit
>>215744431>>215744431>>215744431
>>215744551i'm one of your oldest mateswhy would i lie to you?get it fried, and remember to ask for sweet sour sauce
