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>>215757882me and you, we the real niggas of /cum/
is it just me or do.brits have a werid obsession with garbage bins
>>215759222Elaborate
The antibiotics for my armpit are already helping
this is the one
>>215759281Can I lick your armpit
>>215759281Why do you need antibiotics for your pits
we're in here
ここだ
This thread? It's the one.
Cousin invited me to take me to gym, I don't want to, I know she feels sorry for me and wants to take me out of my shell.
If you haven't fully looksmaxxed to your genetic potential then you are a fakecel
gonna piss then really lock in, Im still not drunk
>>215759318im looksmaxxing beyond my genetical potential. im gonna get surgeries and fillers
>>215759323>ugly people bad
>>215759305Have some weird cellulitis bump that hurts like hell
>>215759318redpilling is copecel fakecel in the face of a blackpilled rotchad
>>215759327hideous thirdie freaks = bad
There is so much work involved in dating and maintaining a relationship, I don't even want to try it. I genuinely don't want to talk to women or for them to talk to me. I don't understand when anons with no confidence complain about not being able to get dates-- I wouldn't want that date in the first place. Sitting in front of a pretty girl and trying to make conversation is a pure nightmare to me.
>>215759345I don't care about dating or relationships or whatever I just want to fuck women and play with them
gimme some drinking songs
think i'm just going to surf around on the tv tonight. i know it's a terrible waste of an evening, but i'm just not feeling good. very tired and sad. hoping it will help me fall asleep, and maybe tomorrow i can try again.
ugly people are bad and i'm uglywe could have had eugenics but nooooo the suffering must continue!
It's just over for me, I foresee complete isolation in my future
>>215759364this is like 50% of all men honestly. then there's like 20% who also want someone to look after them and do their laundry. then there's another 30% who want to have a family and raise kids and stuff. majority of men are really programmed to be hunters and warriors, not child rearing domesticated husbands.
>>215759327lots of this are fixable, it's really just that he doesn't give a shit and (perhaps even more surprisingly) nobody in the establishment thought to find some image consultant or similar.
>>215759382>>215759318
>>215759376i dont have but here's a pic for you
>>215759376encouraging or discouraging?
Io posto qui
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDO3Nup4H-knew content cop
I am trailer trash. I am autistic. I am bipolar. I used to think all of this was holding me back. But eventually I came to understand that I can thrive in any environment. The only thing that holds me back is my own laziness. I always do just enough to succeed and nothing more. I make big plans about what to do next then I don't follow through with them.
>>215759389encouraging, obviouslyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3WnUDYgnY8
>>215759394Who?
>>215759364I wouldn't find that fulfilling on its own
Just watched an interview with Cilian Murphy about his role as Tommy Shelby dudes not even English he's itish
>>215759396You are Filipino
i get my procrastination from my mother
doxxed award
>>215759378I'm rooting for you anon
My mom told me I'm handsome and should be confident around girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWXuokGV0mg
>>215759417don't care, didn't ask
I deserve to be the most miserable person in the world
i'm trans
>>215759408Do you think there are trailers in the Philippines? Guess again.
>>215759439Sorry that's seats taken
>>215759439Sorry bud but I'm keeping the title until I croak
>>215759450Proxys are against the rules
>>215759439>>215759454have sex and make each other happy
https://youtu.be/THMGdN7BjbYI wish there were less beeps and bloops in this song but I still like it
>>215759452>>215759454Die nigga
>>215759446We know we can ywll
Haven't had a useful email in years
>>215759412Important>>215759412
eating pumpkin pie
>>215759464*sends you a rootkit*dont say I never did anything for you, babe
someone please talk to me about the blue corpse lady in love has won
>>215759470I'm on a diet
You know, we're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy
>>215759470fuck I forgot those existedgonna ask momberg to buy one
>>215759476did you say corpse bride? damn that bitch fine
Reckon I could rizz women by saying I listen to molchat doma
if you're miserable you're probably a repressing trans, come out of your egg
>>215759455I would never use a proxy
>call a black person "black">they're proud of it>call a brown person "brown">they chimp outWhat causes this?
>>215759493NOOOO I'M A ROMAN CONQUISTADOR HYPERBOREAN YOU STUPID MUTT
>>215759480ive been more than a little crazy for a long time and it doesnt do you much good
>>215759489The answered to sadn sas isn't mutilated ing yourself
Only thing coming out of my egg is spunk into your mom's ass
I SEE YOU DRIVIN' 'ROUND TOOOOOOWN WITH THE GIRL I LOVEAND I'M LIKE,"FUCK YOOOOOUUUUU" (OOH-OOH-OOH)I GUESS THE CHANGE IN MY POCKET WELL IT WASN'T ENOUGHI'M LIKE, "FUCK YOU AND UH FUCK HER TOOOOOOO"SAID IF I WAS RICHER, I'D STILL BE WITH YAHAH, NOW AIN'T THAT SOME SHIT?
I wonder if I lived in another era if I'd be successful or if I'm genetically predetermined to be a failure in any era
>>215759455Just a hand pic is not enough so I looked for an object that ties me to this place
>>215759501Not listeless incel anime watcher crazy, I'm talking another kinda crazySeal himself said it many moons ago
>>215759493I think calling them black is now dangerous too, they currently like the term "Person of Colour". Call them a coloured person just for kicks and see how long it takes for cops to arrive.
>>215759511banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSWInYFVksg
>>215759417looks like a cool guy with a qt gf to me. The resume with the soyjak is funny though
>>215759518of coursethe question is, what is the best time to be a failure?
Rescued catberg from being stuck on the roof she repaid me by scratching my chest and back while I was carrying her down
>>215759527>they currently like the term "Person of Colour".Nobody says that except white liberals trying to bend over backwards
I'm about to start a coup at work I'm finally making my power move and it's gonna be hilarious
>>215759492I would. But it's pretty hard to do it while phone posting.
>>215759527What is this organ called?
Be kind
>>215759535Well I don't talk to black people so I'll have to assume you're right.
>>215759538literally down on my knees praying for you my nigga
I asked ChatGPT something and it casually dropped my location in its answer then I was like how do you know where I am it doesn’t even relate to my question and it goes sorry you’re right I don’t actually know where you are lol
>>215759431
>>215759523okay then
>>215759546Probably you asked it something related to your location in another convo, and that convo was stored in memory
>>215759541Hutt folds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UctKYaPsIaM
>>215759541Babs Uvula WhoGoogle it>>215759545There will be some money for you too, Ciro
>>215759559No!Here’s a kiss for you anyhow
>>215759527I had an indian lady that looked like this as my physical therapist after I broke my wrist. She was clearly quite sensitive about her weight
Wouldn't wish being a teenager on anybody, being an adult even less
I seen with this company 11 years and the wAy they're running this site is all fucked upI'm finna boutta drop the bomb on these lightweight amateur hour cucks. Se,. I've the ear of our District Manager, I been here longer than she has and all hell is about to break lose
>>215759597typa nigga to start ww3
>>215759592>labor makes things>money buys things>you can make money without doing labor>this is fairhow do you justify this?
>>215759467>>215757856is that a fat tranny or a fat woman (spinster?)
Being a teenager is even sadder though because that's when you start learning about the horrors of being alive and your body and soul get corrupt inside and out
>>215759597Same, when does the real life that doesn't suck start?
>>215759421thank you.
>>215759601who the fuck lasts 11 years at one company nowadays? all the cool kids job hop.
Brazilian is getting on my nervesStfu bruuuhhh
>>215759608midfoid or someone pretending to be her
Day 2/90 NoFap complete
>>215759527There is literally no difference between "people of color" and "colored folks"Niggers get mad when you say nigga even though they call each other it all the time, and it's literally just nigger with an accent
Decorated for Halloween
>>215759623I've been getting steady raises every year, I know what side of the bread is buttered Plus I'm more senior than the head honchos, I writey own ticket in this bitch
>>215759624I like him
>>215759606Worse yet a man who does back breaking labor that creates a lot of value, something actually useful, earns less for it than some people who just sit on their ass doing nothing. Like the landlords extracting a large chunk of what he earned from his labor.
>>215759553KEK
my dog ate a toddler
>>215759638What if I called you spic, would you get mad?
Fuck Timmy gon do?
>>215759642lovely
>>215759646I get payed decently well at least. 120k/year as a millwright which is more than some people with degrees get
EVERY MISTAKE THAT I MAKEI COULDN'T HAVE MADE WITHOUT YOU
>>215759646Its always been like this In feudal times it was lords sitting on their ass collecting tithes
I shiver when I poop
AI is stupid and boring at this point, it's reached a plateau and will just be utter garbage from this point forward.
>>215759614If this is what's running through your mind as a teenager you have fucked up big time. You want to experience true existential horror? Wait until you reach your late 30s. The regret you will feel for wasting that time in your life will be absolutely massive. Ask me how I know.
>>215759672Tithes are for the church
>>215759646>We find the same situation in the economy. On the one hand, the battered remnants of production and the real economy; on the other, the circulation of gigantic amounts of virtual capital. But the two are so disconnected that the misfortunes which beset that capital – stock market crashes and other financial debacles – do not bring about the collapse of real economies any more. It is the same in the political sphere: scandals, corruption and the general decline in standards have no decisive effects in a split society, where responsibility (the possibility that the two parties may respond to each other) is no longer part of the game.
RIPhttps://youtu.be/gZUKzcBA5Ck
Remarkably few chud melties today on /cum/
>>215759685Semantics, you know what I mean
>>215759689Vaffanculo
Topo Chico
>>215759687/mu/ was fun today
This threads been fucking dead all dayI know I was in it at workThis site sucks on the weekend
>>215759669that's great money
Knowledge corrupts, innocense is the paradisical happy existence, I get what those abrahmic niggas were on about
>>215759706I wasn't expecting to make a bunch of chuds have meltdowns about Charlie Kirk in threads about a dead pedophile before I went to sleep. It was quite satisfying. Not as satisfying as the knowledge that Ian is gone though.
No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of Tricky DickyIs going to Mother Hubbard soft soap meWith just a pocketful of hopeMoney for dopeMoney for ropeOooh oh
Ultimately, we are all dead already
>>215759417We should nuke tel aviv THOUGH
John Lennon beat his wife!
There's no one I would be surprised if they killed themselves, I'm always ready for it
I always read the Wikipedia page after watching a movie. you never know what you missed
>>215759735Its a theme in many mythologies and religions The story of pandoras box in Greek mythology is similar to the Adam and Eve Curiosity and self consciousness bring misery I think Freud said something similar how we subconsciously want to return to primordial infancy, and so we seek out destruction and activity (the death drive) in an attempt to return to the primordial stateO algo
>>215759772he didnt mean it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mb7qbIQ_Q3Y
>>215759788Are you sure?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzHXtxcIkg4
>>215759714It's Thanksgiving Weekend in Canada so a lot of Anons are probably spending time with their families or their gf's families.
>>215759797Isn't this a Paul song
A TRVE ROMAN EMVROR
>>215759808>It was written primarily by John Lennon, though credited to Lennon–McCartney.
NO ONE GIVES A SHITNO ONE GIVES A SHITNO ONE GIVES A SHITABOUT MY LIFE
Even the dumbest leader knows , you MUST pay the troops
>>215759814They need to earn those pay cheques, send them to Israel to fight.
>>215759835Why?
I need to piss like a race horse
>>215759829whats up buttercup
>>215759853Don't want to fuck around and get couped
i dont believe in hitler
>>215759875His views were quite disagreeable, yeah
alright ladies, time to call dibs on which princess you want to be.princess of the ocean?princess of the forest?princess of candyland?for me?i call dibs on princess of light, to bring hope and joy to all.and you?
>>215759875He would have believed in you Anon. He'd have wanted what's best for you.
momberg is getting old
>>215759917does she need a man
Think I'm done with picking my nose and eating the boogers.
>>215759917not too old for muh dikktell her to bounce on it crazy style, she throwin it back
>>215759875Hitler lives on inside each and every person much like the holy spirit
>>215759923Yeah do you know one?
>>215759931bodied that freak
where are the messssicans?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8RVexRUoQ
I'm high rn
>>215759948No you're not
I'm high on life
>>215759963are you mr. messsican?
this is the...5th? goon of the day?
>>215759975I'm high on dude gang weed
>>215759929I've heard people argue that Hitler was the second coming of Christ and humanity killed him again, which is why Jews were able to take over the world following WW2.It's just a theory though, I don't think they have much proof for it.
>>215759917Old pussy is better than no pussy
The tantalizing smell of shit is in the air
>>215759336I've been saying that for years
the devil is a liar
>>215759376https://youtu.be/qtTJMTbR6Lg?si=DS5DfnCgeaxotVp5
Are girls into molchat doma
What is a JuttIs it a Saudi?
>>215759975im hung over on life
>>215760000quads of truth
>>215759829new linkin park song?
>>215760012Fish are so dumb just swim to where the water is colder Makes me mad just thinking about it
>>215760012i hope California bursts into flames and everyone there dies, it would be a net improvement for America
>>215760033californias better off without america than america is without california
>>215760030the sharks are waiting for them there
>>215760033rude
>>215760033Patriot.
>>215759376https://youtu.be/RKajmeA5wB0
>>215759976Si
I'm too high class to participate in vulgar humorOn occasion I have a modest chuckle enjoying sunday cartoons in the newspaper, but none of this foul mouthed nigger talk for me, no sir
What is drain gang
I used to think the Mormon church was Disney world growing up
>>215760072in a lot of ways it is
>>215760012This is fine
>>215760045sharks aren't real dumbass
if you like booze pick up a bottle of calvados for the autumn, its an apple brandy made in normandy and is my favorite spirit, very cozy
The whole world is ending, it's fine though I'll be dead soon
>>215760085false
>>215760080Really makes you think
>can't get any new fucking bourbon in my FAGGOT cunt because of politicians being losersIf I didn't have a texas mickey of Jack Daniel's stashed at my parents house I'd be pretty upset.
I have bourbon sitting next to me but no reason to drink it
>>215760090people always say the world's going to end, but it doesnt.
>>215760110Same here, I want to drink it but I'm a pussy
>October 2025>This is still the best album of the year
>>215760092I wouldn't worry about them.
Remember the early 2000's when women were putting wine bottles in their asshole and doing headstands to get drunk faster? Girl named Heather did that at a high school party I attended and ended up in the hospital because they thought she was shitting blood but it was just red wine but she was too drunk to explain and no one could have guessed she'd stuck a wine bottle in her ass.
>>215760121why are you looking at games from last year
>>215760113Even if it doesn't end I expect chaos and upheaval in my lifetime. Everyone from the boomers on is complacent because they didn't live in such conditions. They'll be in denial right up until the moment it starts and even for sometime after.
>>215760113Except this time it's real and not some gay ass spic calendar nonsense
I don't drink American liquor anyway
>>215760130life and death dont matternone of this matterswe want some sort of end to make a death meaningful, but we dont deserve even that reprieve.
upheaval ain't the world endinglotta people gonna die though
my sharkies :(
>>215760127I don't know man that's just what google gave me I don't follow sports but I wanted the joke to work
>>215760137because you don't like it or because your elbows are too high up to grab any?
>>215760120Is that Kanye? I might listen to it if he actually releases an album. But at the same time, I have zero interest if he’s gonna be using AI and rapping about sucking off his cousin and killing himself.
do you allow yourself to cry?
>>215760192only if i get run over by a cop carhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760144759828369.mp4
>>215760192Full-blown crying? Very rare. But I do get teary-eyed and emotional pretty often.
>>215760180Even if he isn't doing any of that retarded shit it's still not going to be any good. His collaborators that made his work what it was have fucked off. Without them he makes garbage like those Vultures albums. I cringe every time I see someone put him on a "best rapper" list. Nobody puts Dr. Dre or P Diddy on a best rapper list. I doubt Kanye has ever written a rhyme in his life. That's not to say he has never made good music but outside of his early production work that's always been a team effort.
>>215760180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmgB6wJ0mYY
>>215760209Yeah I agree. His real talent was being an Executive Producer and putting together a superstar team to make great projects. Which Kanye album do you consider his last truly great album? I say it’s TLOP.
Gilbert Gottfried
finna make ramen
>>215760227For me College Dropout to Graduation is what I really cared about. I stopped caring about his music with 808s and Heartbreak, which I not only hated but I hate everything it has influenced too. If I could sum it up in one word it would be this: gay.
forgot about somethingcan't remember what
>>215760192yes
>>215760268That’s fair. Those first three albums are great. But I like the later stuff too. MBDTF is a very nostalgic album for me. It was huge when I was in high school.
i have GOT to stop beating off to disgusting pornography
You guys must be really attractive, I don't get how all of you have hot white girfriends and I can't even catch a fucking cold, how do you get a hot white girl?????????????????
>>215760309i’m a truecel dumb bitch
>>215760197Bet that loser will think twice about running from police now
why the fuck is youtube recommending me bob marley, I hate reggae
>>215760313So, does this happen to YOU in YOUR cuntry?
>>215760309idk I haven't talked to white girls since myspace was a thing. I could only tell you how to get brown girls.
>>215760315Running? That nigga will be lucky to walk again.
I wanna take a fucken shit out my dick with my balls
>Estoy aryan, o algo
>>215760333Mas eu sou ariano e alemão
>>215760323no a brazilian has never told me im not aryan. they mostly tell me obrigado for giving them 5 stars after the uber ride
WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD MEN GONEAND WHERE ARE ALL THE GODSWHERE'S THE STREETWISE HERCULES TO FIGHT THE RISIN' ODDSISN'T THERE A WHITE KNIGHTUPON A FIERY STEEDLATE AT NIGHT I TOSS AND I TURN AND I DREAM OF WHAT I NEEDI NEED A HEROI'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE END OF THE NIGHTHE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FASTAND HE'S GOTTA BE FRESH FROM THE FIGHTI NEED A HEROI'M HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO 'TIL THE MORNING LIGHTHE'S GOTTA BE SURE AND HE'S GOTTA BE SOON AND HE'S GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIFELARGER THAN LIIIIIFE
Donde esta la Coca Cola carbon ?
>>215760325>tell you how to get brown girls.How? Do you have to be a swaggering felon with gold chains o algo?
What is your most trusted source of information?
my hairs really ugly rn. i want to change it but i have an appointment soon and need to wait
>>215760363Fables and parables, intuition, and common sense
>>215760363/pol/
>>215760363dreams and gut feelings
>>215760363Eu nunca votaria em morena, vou votar na branquela, thank you
Mi matungo
>>215760363/cum/
BYU won >>215760363/cum/
>>215760363El Cártel de Sinaloa
>>215760357You just show up in their country and be a white guy with at least 6/10 looks. Don't act like an asshole. Assert yourself with them and make it clear what your intentions are. People on the internet will tell you they're all whores that will throw themselves at you but that's not actually true most of the time. In cases where it is true enjoy the ride but do not gf or wife a whore.
I had only 1600 calories today but then my roommates came back from some party and gave me leftover cheesecake and tacos and now it's probably around 3000 calories today.
Oh fuck I think I’m gonna cum
>>215760347how do I get an aryan white german american/brazilian girl as a white mediterranean brazilian man? thank you
>DancingMoto has 943,100 followers on TikTok and nearly 500,000 on Instagram. >He is known for posting dancing videos of him with his helmet on, wearing an array of clothing from cosplay costumes to Hello Kitty pajamas pants. What a gay
>>215760363Twitter.com and 4chan. I only pay attention to what the extreme left and extreme right is saying. Centrism is corporate dishonesty and does not reflect the opinions of real people.
holy canoli!
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760167479004796.webm
>>215760295What kind of porn are you jerking your pork too, anon?
>>215760389my burrs didnt play today
Scottish Canadians are people of Scottish descent or heritage living in Canada. As the third-largest ethnic group in Canada and amongst the first Europeans to settle in the country, Scottish people have made a large impact on Canadian culture since colonial times.
despite doing a moderate number of things today and not cooping up in my room all day(again), I still feel like a worthless sack of shitI desperately need real human interaction
>>215760430White German American women, German women, Russian women, Icelandic women, Danish women, Northern European women
>>215760448There is one Icelandic pornstarThere's probably a few Danish porn stars but idk them.Imagine being from a Nordic country with the best social safety net in the world and still choosing to become a porn star
>>215760427Staged
>>215760443This is true. Lots of Scottish last names and stuff named after Scottish people and places.
>>215760363i dont really trust information i just passively absorb phenomenon around me
>>215760412my real opinions are moderate
>>215760455I don't know man, I'm not like you. I've never liked brown women. Not even if they're white and tanned. I like white, pale girls with lighter features. How about you? thank you
Women be like: “I’m gonna annoy my way to the top! Wait, why isn’t this strategy working?”
>>215760476I like pale girls and brown women.I wish white women wouldn't tan so much, since I like them ghostly pale. Brown women are cute though
You should be full of joy
drinking milk
>>215760491right now Im full of ramen
34 year old male playing runescape
>>215760396Sounds like a lot of workI'd rather rape-maxx
fantasy romance novels have some freaky shit in them. no wonder women love them.
Free at last free at last aw lawdy we’s free at last
>>215760455There are sluts and whores everywhere. The reasons are psychological not just financial. It's not fun to think about how many of them were victims of childhood sexual abuse. But look at the current crop of the porn industry in both the US and Europe. The girls keep getting uglier. Bad tattoos all over their bodies. Less new girls that have a distinctive look besides just being generically attractive. The industry itself runs through them quicker than it used to as well. Before a girl fucking black men and doing gang bangs meant her career was pretty much over and she was desperate. Now those are some of her first scenes, even if she's actually hot and could have had a long career in a different era. Porn is slopified.
>>215760516Need it or keep it?!
I have an honest question for Americans: What exactly does "white American" mean? It seems the definition varies from state to state.So, if you're not extremely pale, don't have distinctly Northern European features, and don't have light-colored eyes, are you not considered white in America? thank you
Most 30 year olds don’t live with their parents
>>215760521Wow you must be a porn expertA porn connesiur
A large influx of Scottish Highlanders in the late 1700s also resulted in St. John's Island having the highest proportion of Scottish immigrants in Canada. This led to a higher proportion of Scottish Gaelic speakers and thriving culture surviving on the island than in Scotland itself, as the settlers could more easily avoid English influence overseas
I'm 9% Scottish according to 23andme
>>215760536I've been jerking my shit to it since I was like 13. Cinemax softcore before that. I know my smut.
How long do I have to wait for the 5 grand
>>215760546Until donald duck decides to open the government, you'll probably get fired by him
everybody STFU, Im watching anime
>>215760525Protestant of entirely European heritage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snAUKveIbAsthis is my odyssey
>>215760525The definition is self explanatory. Those with northern and central European ancestry
>>215760525WASP only
This weed vape is like 99% empty but I’m gonna need it to work right now. Help me, Rasta Jesus.
>>215759259 >>215759259 >>215759259 recycle
>>215760561*SCREAMS THE N-WORD INTO YOUR EAR LOUDLY FOR 20 MINUTES NONSTOP*
>>215760594you're fucked
>>215760602Oh I don’t think so
Imagine me, straight out of the trailer, signing up to stormfront.org so I can debate what the definition of white means. I don't even care. From what I can tell my ancestors didn't care to impart much about the places they left behind onto their spawn. If it was so great and deserving of so much pride they wouldn't have left those places behind.
