>>215757721Do you like Red Dead Redemption 2?
>>215759259negative canthal tilt
Cousin invited me to take me to gym, I don't want to, I know she feels sorry for me and wants to take me out of my shell
>>215759290Propose to her.
What the fuck
>>215759577hes satanic
>>215759577What? It's not that crazy of a movie
time to cry
Nipsy Mace
pulls a fucking worm out of your noseyeah who's laughing now
Just read that Watkins sentencing remarks court documentBoth women would have also deserved a prison shanking
>>215759259Yeah it was cool.
>>215760615
Just read the Nuremberg sentencing remarks court documentI think a retrial should be ordered.
>>215760637He groomed some bitch with a 2 year old with handwritten letters while still in prison too
>>215760615they're fake right?
>>215760652not enough time has passed
>>215760650lmao that you have this exact pepe to post
>>215760625New York and Miami aren't any kind of white by any definition to anyone
>>215760661are they fake if you can squeeze them and suckle them and place your penis betwixt them?
How much time do you think this hag spends on her makeup every morning?
>>215760698dunno
>>215760698>hagThe term you're looking for is "milf"
https://youtu.be/gsZY4cELPK8
>>215760698how much time do you spend?
>>215760698
lol @ the jealous flip ladyboy seething about Nancy
>>215760706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvWfbIe4X_4
>>215760705I wouldn't fuck her. Not that I don't have a soft spot for older women. But because I know she would be thinking about trannies the whole time I was dicking her down.>>215760708Zero.
>>215760735>Zeroand that's why you'll never even come close to passing. you will never be a real woman, just a tranny. https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1760247936030313.mp4
>>215760735nobody wants fast food spaghetti your shits all retarded
any of you watching hawaii vs utah st.?
>>215760764Football Sunday is tomorrow
>>215760752I have never once in my life wanted to be a woman. >>215760757If nobody wanted it nobody would buy it. I didn't like it at first but I got used to it.
>>215760764Ive watched 3 games already today, Im burnt out>>215760771>no fun league
>>215760752>vidWTF?? Weirdest politician video I've ever seen.
Nancy "Not a Tran Fan" Mace has nips that could pierce the Iron Dome
did the badgers win the game today?
>>215760752what was that fucking voice change
>>215760783She would never, ever do such a thing
>>215760776>I have never once in my life wanted to be a woman.sour grapes lol.
>>215760784wisconsin got creamed
>>215760752Based btfo that autistic tranny, but she still does look uggo ngl
>During his 1542 expedition, Spanish explorer Ruy López de Villalobos named the islands of Leyte and Samar "Felipinas" after the Prince of Asturias, later Philip II of CastileOOFniggas literally do not have a name for themselves other than some Spanish king who never set foot on their islands, SHIGGY
>>215760819Imagine living in a country that's named after your conqueror? Perpetual humiliation ritual.
>>215760819>trying to shit talk the Philippines because an American living there hates your kike loving waifulmao as if I care
>>215760826and your national cuisine is fast food spaghetti
>>215760795wish this was me
>>215760830nigga you are literally a close friend of Israel, what are we even doing here.
>>215760833nigga u been hittin the Tylenol too much
>>215760846he's a pedophile tourist, a flip would never have such garbage posts
>>215760847I'm talking about the phillipines. That's their cuisine. Fast food spaghetti with hot dogs and ketchup.
mmmm spaghetti
I fail to see how Jews and Muslims killing each other is my problem.
Yo homie. Is that my briefcase?
>>215760846Well I am an American, born and raised. You can say nobody sucks Israel's cock and bends over for them more than the United States. So you are not wrong. I refer you to my previous post: >>215759519
>>215760854loool you were right
>>215760855holy fuck I just googled it, you're right they do eat that shitgotta be something made out of old GI rations they found on a beach or something
Filipino bros, I apologize for insulting your spaghetti! I assumed I was trashtalking a real pinoy and not some fucking rat expat.
>>215760862yeah it is why you want it BACK? let's see what else you got for me
landlordberg mailedberg meberg myberg monthlyberg billberg. itberg wasberg theberg sameberg asberg normalberg.
>>215760854Motherfucker, donald duck has shut the government down and this is day 16 of this gay circus. Where is my paycheck? I deserve to get paid for being an unproductive civil servant, fuck you and fuck him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/lS-c1oKMJOgRIP to a real one
absolute kino
Where tf this flip coming fromThis is cum not pagpag central
>>215760922From the motherfucking midwest Hans.
>>215760893You should watch Collateral. It’s a cool movie. >>215760906Yeeeaahhh
>>215760922There's a literal Brazilian that lives in wisconsin that posts with an American flag
wish i wasn't a grown man so i could play the new battlefield and smoke grass
The only worthwhile thing the Philippines have ever produced are the three Pornhub uploads of MyLittleHugot from 2018.
look at my party of JFK and Thomas Jefferson man
she's just like me...
>>215760958it's an expat american not a real pinoy that's why he's posting about AIPAC and not anime and lolis
>>215760959Women in power look so evil
>>215760959Dems desperately need a Trump-like figure to sweep aside the old regime. AOC could unironically do it if she wasn't just invested in a long comfy career
Pakistan is bombing Afghanistan America needs to bring back order in the region
>>215761001Won't happen because the party is run by 80 year olds who don't want to let go.
sometimes its like someone took a knife edgy and dullcut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull
>>215761046banger
>>215761046CANT START A FIRECANT START A FIIIIRE WITHOUT A SPARK, this guns for hireeven if we're just daaancin in the dark
more of a Streets of Fire man myself
1 beer isnt enough for a buzz so i have 2 and then at that point i might as well finish off the 6 pack and then its in the car on the way to the beerstore to keep the buzz going
For some reason YouTube decided I want to watch “JaredAF” now.Gun incels are so cringe.
>>215759259I seriously want to beat the fuck out of this loser
>>215761154You’re an alcoholic and it’s worrying
You ever put on a song and replay a certain section of it again and again and you just listen to that one part for an hour
>>215761170Nigger influence did that
>>215761192No
>>215761192no but i replay songs until i memorize the lyrics
>>215761192a long time ago
>>215761192Can’t say I ever did!!Entire songs, sure!
so tired
>>215761185*and its funhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOP76SVYX7k
Pornhub is so shit now
You would harm me if you could :)
>>215761192Yeah I opened them up in Audacity and looped those parts. I've watched rappers on IG live writing lyrics to beats this way before.
Where a Florida nigga gotta go to watch some porn anyway
>>215761233No I wouldn’tI have no reason to harm you
>>215761240https://www.vpngate.net/en/
>>215761209WHY ARE YOU YELLING???
>>215761244You can't!
>>215761199>hotYou niggers are unreal. Call anything with a fat grotesque ass thr most beautiful angel on earth
Where is the girl poster from earlier with the pretty thumb
>>215761240do they still sell nudie mags at convenience stores?
>>215761276Safe and sound and sleep, I hope
>>215761234>awful taste>simplistic tasteTends to go hand in hand
You're so predictable...
What if we all climbed on top of each other and gave each other backshotsBackshot tower
>>215761304Well what am I going to say next, huh?
>>215761307That sounds unsanitary
>>215761301I like the hypnotic nature of a good repetitive loop. If a single section of a piece of music is good enough you can listen to it over and over without it bothering you. You can let it slide into the background removing all other noise and distractions from your environment and just focus. Just you, your thoughts, and a sound unchanging.
>>215761340It would be cool though
If anyone needs the area around their asshole massaged feel free to hit my line
would you rather be buried alive with access to /cum/ or without
Washington state backed down on it's law to reauire clergy to report child abuse confessions obtained through confession
>heroes, exhausted and wounded, are finally cornered by the villains>villains start monologuing>one of the wounded heroes starts feverishly rambling about the gold they've got hidden in their rucksacks>healthy heroes tell him to shut up but he keeps rambling>villains start licking their lips and letting their guard down, order the hero to empty the rucksacks>suddenly the feverish hero pulls a gun out of the rucksack and shoots all the villains
>>215761388with
>>215761389Good
Holy based
>>215761348It's more the instarappists but I can't really relate to all that either. It's not zen, just mindless
>>215761407did you forget to turn off your vpn?
>>215761389>reauireplease define this word for me
>>215761407Nothing based about canadians stealing our women
>>215761407ngl she's kinda bogged these days
>>215761405Kinda mixed feelings about it personally. On the one hand, god is fake and it's not like reporting it would actually have negative consequences. On the other hand, if a bunch of people made an oath not to divulge anything told to them in confidence, you should respect that
>>215761412https://youtu.be/5qMJjcgloE8 I watched Conway write this on IG. I really fuck with the sample.https://www.whosampled.com/sample/799013/Conway-the-Machine-DJ-Green-Lantern-Voices-J.A.-Caesar-Tenshoutan/
>>215761439me thinks he meant "require"
demi moore has the worst ass of all time. do not google it.
>>215761439Require
You think it's possible for turds to taste sweet?
>>215761474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78gt7pfjlCU
>>215761154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6IZTHRG3Wo
>>215761471sigourney weaver*
>>215761505I miss when that was a word filter
goodnight
>>215761505it's not jsut flat, something is seriously wrong with this bitch's ass.4pcdn.org/tv/1739494177799847.png
Sugoi Knee Weavers
>>215761523t. roody poo
>>215761454The whole concept of confession is repenting and acknowledging the thing you did was wrong. The criminal justice system wont benefit anyone, they'll just give you some fines and put child abuse on your record to make sure you can never get a good job and you keep living in misery
I don't think rappers just sitting around the studio with the loop running is some new shit for IG either: https://youtu.be/19uiSF07Nj0
need some motivation to go to church tomorrow
yeah i drink alone with nobody else i prefer to be by myself
>>215761569https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S5CQQPXxL4
high af tbqh
My dad once took me and my siblings to Dave and Busters, but he told us we weren't allowed to do anything involving tickets. He never explained why. That was like 20 years ago and I'm still salty about it.
>this is hilarious to reddit normies
>>215761541We're bringing it back
>>215761824i'm at a loss here
>>215761552>don't punish people, it doesn't change anything>telling on yourself to someone sworn to secrecy doesYa I won't pretend the justice system is flawless or anything but c'mon
Have you fags ever thought about how in these times femininity is put on a pedestal? How masculinity is completely and utterly rejected, even by those who claim to be against shit like feminism and such? >>215759708My reply to this thread was simple.>You don't have a dick to fuck women withBut all these people in the thread are almost salty that they were not born as a woman. I don't exactly think that's a hint that they have gender dysphoria and want to cut their dick off or something. But nobody wants to be a fucking man anymore. Trannies are such a small segment of the population. The repetition of "you will never be a woman" feels less like a taunt to them these days and more like a taunt to every man. A constant reminder that when things get bad you can't just start an onlyfans account unless you want to toy with your asshole for an audience of creepy gay men. A reminder that if you open Tinder you will need to make an actual effort to get laid. Even ugly and fat bitches don't have that problem. I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm just noticing things.
not reading all thatIm happy for youor sorry for your loss, whichever
>>215761937I don't care. I don't think you could even if you wanted to.
>I don't think you could even if you wanted to.
>>215761959See >>215759519Linda McMahon is doing a bang up job
>>215761959what happens in singapore
Anybody else want to brag about how they have the attention span of a gnat and can't read anything longer than a tweet? Or you could just ignore my dumbass posts and not embarrass yourself.
nah, I just really dont care about sexpats bitching about whatever theyre typing out. Do enjoy the filter list though
>>215762041Your sole purpose for existing is to make me feel better about myself.
>>215762008they sing a lot
take on the white man's burdenhelp the filipinos find their way
>>215761876Rehabilitation comes from within. You cant strongarm people into seeing the light. The ones who admit their darkest problems and want to be better and have a fresh start on their own arent the ones who need the law breathing down their neck while people with 35 arrests walk free to rape and murder. Bringing the law into those cases would only make matters worse, unless it is sexual abuse, theres no coming back from that really. Still, even in the absolute worst case like that priests shouldnt be forced by the state to tell anyone
>>215762164>unless it's sexual abuseThat's what the state was trying to oblige them to report on
>the statehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07PpcCt90TY
I need you to make me feel so good. Will you make me feel good?
>run my hand through my hair>look at hand>it's multiple strands of hair on it>tried the meme drugs and they didn't do anythingim going to die alone
bedburg calls me
>>215762265You're always shedding. Finding hair in your drain or comb or whatever doesn't mean you're balding
>>215762265But surely the meme drug will work for me!
>>215762281i don't have any bald spots or recession but my hair is thinning fast. when it's wet you can really tell.
Need to train myself to sleep in soldier
>>215762308Soldier is good, STVRFISH is even better since your shoulders roll back
>>215762308treat yourself like a soldier and you'll sleep like a soldier
>>215762308That's how I sleep. Why would you want to sleep one way over the other, though
>>215762396I get pimples on my cheek even though i wash my pillowcase constantly + it's unbecoming of a man to sleep in the fetal position + i need to make it easier to fall asleep when im camping
Convinced this third world girl to show me her tits saying I'd send money then just ghosted her after she sent a pic lol
>>215762308Foetus looks uncomfortable I go between free faller and soldier but usually I fall asleep in free faller
no matter where you been or who you areif it doesn't kill you it's sure to leave a horrible scar
erm uh...why is california so poor? can't keep the lights on?
Hardcore manual labor like this doesn’t exist here anymore that’s why Americans look manlier and have deeper voices than Europeanshttps://youtube.com/shorts/AWjAZ0e0wQU
>>215762654too many mentoo many people
>>215762487Huh. Maybe that's why I've always had a clear complexion>easier to sleep while campingThis one is absilolutely true, no way are you comfortabley sleeping any other way in a bag on a pad
>>215762741build the wallsbuild the campsdig the graves
Mini menWish death upon me
Sorry, I didn’t want to kill the thread
>>215762987post
>>215762654Just read(skimmed) this thing about how Oakland is filled with fucking garbage and people just constantly dump more on the street. Sounds like the trash collection fees are too high but NYT didn't want to linger on it.
>>215763013Sounds like India
>>215763013it will be there long after we are gonewonder
When they dig up Jason’s bones they’ll know it was a woman
makes one ponder
>>215763105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgSLz5FeXUg
>>215763105>>215763122jasons head to shoulder ratio is very bizarremen can typically fit 3 heads across their shoulder span while women fit 2.5he fit 2 at most
Just listened to a podcast about Jerry Ambrozuk. Illegally immigrated to the US at 19 via crash landing a plane in Montana then completely made it in life with a forged identity. Makes me feel like shit
>when anything happens in the middle easthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ9r8LMU9bQ
>>215763034There are people who try to pick it up and yap about it and all that but other people just keep dumping that shit, some locals claim it's out-of-towners driving in
I'll take anything you have to give, and spit it back out
Just pressed out what felt like a MASSIVE log, check the poop shelf and it’s just a lil glizzy
>>215763452The average cumshot is only a few ml so you might as well just swallow it
Sorry didn’t mean to kill the thread
>>215763827https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVL-zZnD3VU
>>215763827it is 3am your shitposts notwithstanding
guten morgen
>>215763994What's so guten about it??!
how about Gluten Morning and you eat gluten
Shitty weather used to mean that you couldn't do your fancy mechanized offensive and had to postpone but now shitty weather is the only thing that can enable any sort of mechanized offensive because it means that drones can't fly
https://files.catbox.moe/kwtboh.mp4holy fuckin shit
>>215764043I'm making lamb in the oven.
>>215764059How about GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING!
>>215764111isn't sora from google
>>215764111He’s just a Gain Eager…!
>>215764172erm chudski, erm AKSHUALLY when you "how about" post in /r/CUM the point is to make a play on words on another post...GLEESH!
Can you guys keep it down, I'm trying to sleep
>>215764199Aren’t you from stupidville!!It’s from OpenAI!!
more like...open GAYGUY lmaoooooo
>>215764313but it's time to practice the geetar
>>215764349g-g-g-got his ass
More like open sesamehttps://youtu.be/zHH8EvLmsWg
hahahaha
>>215764473LOL now that’s internet goldLet’s make this go viral!
>>215764466Was In Living Colour better than SNL?
was 4chan better back in the good ol days?? you decide
took it in the bottom now im queertook it in the bottom now my whole team queer
>>215764559No those were just the Reddit tier karma farming let’s make an epic screenshot type threadsNothing organic
>>215764626so true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdj9pfloICI
>>215764667:(
>>215764685damn it feels bad to be bulgarianhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u84d7nY8pQ
turns out this is pretty good actually
>>215764722Now try mixing it with half a four loko and double shot of fireball
damn i should go to church but im illthere needs to be a beginner church for us sinners so we don't disturb the happy families
>>215764707it's not so bad
y'all hear about that 3IAtlas shiet?ayys are coming mane
>>215764893I couldn't care less for some reason
>>215764893We is all gon die
>>215764954oh lawd i's prayings for salvation
Need an American to explain this one to me
Balkans safest region in Europetop kek
>>215765092yet ww3 will begin from thereironic
>>215765092Live your myth in Plovdiv
>>215765107>>215765113hell yeah dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwXALk-OR2M
>>215765241
>>215765542https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aziXkN-Nrv8
>>215761228Das rite!
why do bugs soyjak when they see a light at night
>>215765748they not like us
>>215765748phototaxisIt fucks with their navigation system which relies on the moon or something
>>215765748Same reason you soyjak at /cum/ at this hour
Take a look at these hands
>>215765786LOL
>>215765973
Lamb has been in the oven for 4 hours and still tough...wtf
>>215766542I can't cook any kind of meat except steak I don't have the patience
just went into DMT joker face land
>>215766561I programmed my oven to start while I was sleeping, thought it was gonna be ready when I wake up.
Parents are taking care of dogberg today
>>215766642taking care?
>>215766642Take care of yourself
CNN just reported that FK has passed away in a hospital from the injuries he sustained from succing toes
>>215766826Heard it was a nasty staph infection he got during his first shift at McDonald’s. Was fired right after.
>>215766789Yeah watching her and playing with her
Dogberg has been assassinated.
>>215766814Yeah I have work
>>215766909that's nice, we didn't have dogs or cats because my mom is allergic :(
learned some new scientific prejudice thanks to fkberg
>>215767172Always glad to help!Still don’t get why ice in ramen would be a thing
>>215767210i don't know either. maybe they can't wait a minute for it to cool down, or they made it too salty
https://arazu.io/t3_1o47r5z/?timeframe=all&category=hotApologize right now /cum/. You RUINED hassans perfectly trained dog with your fascism
Snuggling w/ my lifesized octopus plushie
>>215767402is this a dog whistle for mtfs?
Haven't showered in over a week. Thinking today will be the day.
>>215767533No you're thinking of the IKEA shark.
god fucking damnit, these fuckers in the butcher shop didn't separate the fat gland and now the lamb is inedible. Jesus Christ these fucking retards AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>215767646are only butchers allowed to have knives or something?you could have cut it off yourself
I realized recently that all our decadent consumerism will be very hard-pressed to exist if we deport all the browns. No more Amazon same-day delivery or Door Dash. Very grim.
>>215767680They usually do that, I've asked them before. FUCKED MY HOLE SHIT UP, I'm so fucking pissed. I'm not even that queasy but this is totally ruined....holy shit
>>215767765That's all done by white people where I live
>>215767765that's not such a bad thing, and it might not even happen
>>215767765They had milkmen and newspaper delivery boys before importing the 3rd world here you do realize that right
Nigga eats lamb everyday like a MUSLIM and we don’t like that around these partsWe are proud pork eaters
>>215767869/cum/ is a BEEF general actually
>>215767869I eat pork almost every day. I wanted something different for a change. Fucking wasted $30, even the potatoes smell bad. Never buying lamb from those fuckers again.
https://youtu.be/RDrfE9I8_hs
>>215767916
Family thanksgiving tomorrow bros. I am anxiety man. Become the smok’d weed beers man.
Watching this guy’s shorts everyday is my guilty pleasurehttps://youtube.com/shorts/3omq8rXuMbQ
>>215767916oh my god...
>>215767999that might be the fakest and gayest nigga I ever sawalso I dont support wingstop because they hire exclusively indians where I live
>>215767999food car reviews are a plague on my algorithm, I watch a lot of cooking videos so it's a never ending stream...
>>215768082Your comment is NOT JUSTIFIIIIIEEEEED
>>215768082they hire exclusively spics where i live
>>215768135>i didnt order a whole pizza because im a femboy twink and thats too many calories for my girlish figure but its obviously more cost effective to buy a large slice of pizza but also im not going to eat this whole slice teeheeF*CK that guy!
>>215768141what would you prefer
He’s living my dream
>>215768167spics by far
>>215768194also my nearest kfc used to be 100% black and it was super ghetto and i witnessed a fight outside the entrance, the service was really bad and took too long, because of biden it was entirely replaced with mexicans and is atleast usable now, though way back in the day before it got super ghetto there was a really cute white cashier girl there
>>215768188how is this fucker not fat
/cum/ only buys American maple syrup
I’m the Mariano Rivera of drinking this Guinness really fast
>>215768273I'm the David Ortiz of bodying you
Remember when fast food was staffed by white high college kids trying to earn a few bucks
I'm the Helen Keller of having sex
>>215764893It's just an asteroid
Whats the deal with airline food
What we need is hairline food
>>215768404never been on a long enough flight that they serve meals, only sandwiches and snacks but i've never bought them
Coffee's on.
>>215768325Daaaa Jankees lose!
>>215768848>>215768848>>215768848
