big tits(chebs) edition
emily lynne sex arse
I'm an A cup nationalist
Not a single real poster on here. All bots and indians
You guys ever seen... The Truman Show?
>>215791186im real
>>215791202pseudo deep midwit shit like Idiocracy
>>215791216bellowing
No one ever saw me cryUntil I left the party the other nightDo you remember all the things that you said to me?That came out of his mouth automatically
>>215791217
>>215791163name of this titcow?
>>215791266Malaponte
>>215791291sex
>>215791296no sex
>>215791312why not
>>215791318has been banned
>>215791335since when
>>215791341screm
>>215791284does she go by any other names? I can't find anything on Bunkr.
this nigga looking for malaponte on bunkr loool
>>215791354
>>215791362fucking shrieking
>does she go by any other names? I can't find anything on Bunkr.
>>215791390screaming
>>215791388looks like that massive baby head image
>>215791403
Just shagged my night nurse with my natty irish dreads
sir vismund cygnushttps://youtu.be/jnw7Hi6iIKE?t=522
commander toby of the grey squirrel obliteration force
morning lads
>>215791390big fan of the mindrape committed on him
horsemong always talm bout some morning lads
DON'T CLICK IT
sick cunt
what the fuck is that
What a shit thread.
>>215791622has actually been funny until the freakazoid arrived wanting attention
Going to be completely honest: all the broohahah about hasan’s dog getting electrocuted confused me. who cares about animals? you eat animals every day, you probably have animal flesh in your fridge right now. Who cares if hasan electrocutes his animal? Why does that matter, if you’re ok with animals being slaughtered for personal consumption, what does it matter if one occasionally gets shocked?
>>215791390what the FUCK is this babble i just came in here
rorkydd on a mad one
>>215791182you're definitely A nonce
>>215791745commiemong unmasked
>>215791756sc
unfunny freaks grow up
>>215791795
right well that's a bloke shagging a kid then
kill yourself
right well that's the same video of a bloke shagging a kid then
>>215791633Not talking just about the cp but the squirrel spam as well.
he forgot to turn off the VPN again
that's enough /brit/ for the day i reckon
>>215791893two different people, I'm the first one
>>215791968The screenshot doesnt prove anything. You just replied to yourself
>>215791998Well then give both of them a (you) then and I'll screenshot that
>>215791968 Nice inspect element tricks you did there
>>215791893the squirrel images are funny
blow your head smooth off
Fucking hell Jannie's get a fucking grip that's the fourth time CP has been posted in here in the past like half hour
>>215792071not reading that shite
>>215792088zoomer retard
>>215792153what because i dont want to read some shite yank post
screaming @ starmer
>>215792167Its quite profound if you read it. Scared it might apply to you in years to come?
>>215791172happening
>>215792071this is me in the future
>>215792187how can i be scared of something i havent read
>>215792197You peaked it
Need 'p spammers slit from chin to cock
>>215792225i just read it therenot very profound
I've never made a shite yank post
>>215792255And for that we love you because you're special mwah x
Reading the Tell Tale Fart by Edgar Allan Poo
the scrandemic
>>215792169idk about British politics why did it drop so massively? i thought he was a boring generic guy
>>215792327hello australia
>>215792315I'd scan than in an instant I love it, I decided my make pancakes myself though right now, bit cheeky says I
>>215792315white food is brazy
>>215792347nope
>>215792336greetings nigga
Oh for fucks sakes jannies smite this guy
>>215792360sc
>>215792357It's you you're posting the CP >>215792344scran*
>>215792327A lot of mongs in the country can easily be manipulated in to thinking all the problems the country faces is the fault of a government barely 18 months in office, instead of the previous party in government for 14 years. Probably a misunderstanding of how policy formulation works. A yank understanding of the system because everybody gets their views and news from yank podcasts. So now everybody is lie grrrr starmer bad grrrrr like fucking retards
might put on my big military surplus jacket and then walk to the grocery for a drink and get concerned looks that im a homeless guy or mass murderer
>215792338kill yourself already
the catalog is literally unusablejust jewish and indian threads seething about arabs and islam and for some reason spainthe jannies are 100% in on it....
>>215792405I am not posting the CP
>>215792419hmmm when did you get in this thread then
>>215792419kys
I have never understood what the purpose of spam even is. Why would someone spam or programme a botnet to post nonsense on 4chan? Its not like it makes any money or produces anything, so whats the point?
>>215792448
didnt know spaino was a paedophile
Never did see "squid game" any good?
>>215791163Holy milk
>>215792490This is so confusing are you samefagging or do we have three spains in here now
>>215792485I am not a pedophile
>>215792485his trip got banned on /sp/ for posting cp mate
>>215792405lot of freaks
shit thread
>>215792583Is he actually from spain, I've heard about this spaino character for the week I've been here, is that him then, just spams CP on occasion
>>215792606kys then
>>215792614nice try spaki
>>215792636at doing what my son
>>215792614Spainlord mindraped this general.
>>215792680he's certainly mindraped me, it's sort of like the hit game Among Us which surged in popularity during the pandemic and everyone with a Spain flag is Sus but not for being an imposter aboard a spaceship but for being a nonce
>>215792734Fuck up.
>>215791181
Think it may be time to part ways with the 'chon
>>215792743Convince me
Feels like /brit/ and even 4chan in general is in its death throes. Sharty types have made it their goal to destroy the site by any possible means all because the mods won’t let them post CP. Half the staff got doxxed and quit, the site lost half it user base after the site went down, and the mods are losing the battle against spammers using botnets.
outer /int/ looking particularly fucking dire today
>>215792795Yeah it's grim but I still find /brit/ funny enough at certain points in the day to keep coming back here
scran
the umbunnies will be waking up soon
>>215792807I used to browse bant years ago but left due to it being boring, checked this site out again a week ago and came in here and stayed cause Brit is actually funny on occasion. Bant is still shit sadly though we had funny happenings like a guy breaking into a small artwork place and destroying the art and it ending up on the news also I burnt a pancake a bit from typing on this fuck me
Honestly woke up thinking it was Sunday
>>215792923you've been done
>>215792923It is Saturday Also right then, who wants some pancakes
>>215792923It looms unless you’re a NEET.
>>215792963You say pancakes but I do not see any pancakes
>>215792803anons in /cum/ were posting illegal content. makes me want to leave the site tbqh.
I have my SUMMER duvet on and I still wake up in the morning fucking dripping in sweat
could i interest you in a hobbit hole breakfast
Trans people need to work to earn their pronouns. You can't expect to be called a professor without putting in the effort to be called one.Similarly, if you want to be called a woman, at least put some effort into looking like one otherwise I will refer to you as a bloke
>>215793004Woah woah hold on let me divide them equally for everyone in the thread don't be greedy now I know they look scrumdiddiliumptious but please control yourself alright?
your 2026 world cup hosts sir
I just checked the /cum/ board and that paedo is in there posting the exact same gif, some people just do not have a life and need to grow up and make pancakes and browse 4chan all night instead, I don't think it's this spaino guy that's infamous on this board though cause when he first posted it in here he used a yank flag as he's doing in /cum/
>>215793073SOVL
>>215793073Wish I had that rn and I further wish I was born in America which is the greatest country on earth
>>215792448We're not fucking bots man
Want synthetic Chinese music played at my funeral
2026 is the year of the sophie thatcher midwestern gf many are saying
i love musiclistening to music makes me feel good and forget about all the horrible bad things in the worldthank you music <3
>>215792747Do you know what tits are
this is it isn't itjust toil - dinner - sleep every day for the next 40 years then deathit not right
>>215793440never heard of em
>>215793461most people entertain themselves somehowlike with friends or family or whatevernot speaking from personal experience as i am a lowly incel freak
Outer /int/ is in an all out war right now. Janny really took the night off. Must be noncing kids on discord again.
>>215793538take refuge in here little brazilianwe'll keep you safe
>Green party reaches 100,000 members for first time after Polanski becomes leaderJoin us, /brit/
>>215793538love this pic
misty out
How Germany could have won WW2>crush the BEF at Dunkirk>force Spain into the Axis and ensure Malta, Gibraltar, Cyprus and Suez all fall by May 1941>don't bother with the Blitz, just focus on sinking British shipping>focus on taking all of Ukraine and the Caucasus in 1941, not Moscow>take Moscow in 1942>USSR collapses, Axis pushes into Iran and Iraq, Turkey joins Axis>India falls, Japan can have South Asia>partition Switzerland, force Sweden and Portugal to cut off trade with Britain and America>build up Kriegsmarine and Luftwaffe, invade Britain in 1944-1945Find a flaw.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=EHGDooPcfJUtell em frankie
>>215793685The yanks just nuking them whilst they nuke japan at the same time
I've filtered the outer int so I didn't have to search for brit every time I open the board
morning poo was a real exploding one, think it ripped a tear in ol’ arseholeberg
>>215793710good lad
eggs?overrated
>>215793600apparently in one of the muslim books muhammad got raped by indians or something and brown people are spamming about it to no end
does america have villages
>>215793760don’t know what this means
The greens want to ban sex!
>>215793790yeah but they call them cities
>>215791163
'dies'
Linda Ronstadt sex arse https://youtu.be/mue05fazqsI
>>215793844Palestine girl quote on quote 'dies' from starvation they say?
>>215793864Wow, Linda Ronstadt!
jimmy carr is dead
>>215793829Well then they have my vote don't they
ß
>>215793844I blame the parents.Don't have kids if you're not gonna feed them
House valuation in 2 daysWent as high as a 30k increase 2 months ago but has dropped to only 20k increase recently.Hoping to at least go back up to 30k increase, wish me luck x
What do you think of this whip
>>215794054Love it pal. Oh did you watch house of Guinness yet mate?
>>215793844Objection. Why is this news?
>>215794066Haven’t even heard of it
>>215794054The old ones were so awesome I wouldn't buy one of the new ones though
Me and the missus
>>215794097margaret my beloved Montanan rose
being in bed is so comfy
>>215794114Toilfu looks a bit like her but fatter
FE GODWN ETO
mental that there is 100 million vietnamese people
>>215794139you dont suffer
rappers who can sing vs rappers who can't sing
got a sore throat lads
>>215794194She has a black boyfriend so yeah I do
>>215794054classic mum on a school run car
.............. .... ........ .... .. ........ .... .... .......
>>215794023Anglo-Jewish-Capitalist moment.
>>215794231sucked any cock lately
remember covidwhat the bloody hell was that about!!!!!
>>215794246And this?
>>215794277mate all 4x4s are mummy cars, no self respecting bloke should be driving one you could maybe get away with a classic land rover but that's it
>>215794277Ugly lump
A fashionable bachelor should have a tasteful hatchback (Golf, Mercedes A-class, Audi A1 etc) or a tasteful saloon (e.g. Mazda 6).
>>215794233This world must be cleansed with fire
>>215794270It was me who shagged the bat and sold it to the chink at the Wuhan market, I gave it my influenza std
>>215794368we're all gonna make it
>>215794305So this is a mummy car
Women drive like this*Mimes sitting upright in an SUV*Men drive like this*Mimes leaning back in a coupe*
>>215794397Mummy handbag
https://youtu.be/SMD8d7oUjxw
>>215794397nigga has a handbag mate. tells you everything you need to know
>>215794442I’m asking about the car
>>215794446if you drive that car people will definitely think you regularly go dogging and get shagged up the arse by multiple strange men
Slathering my cock and balls in urea cream, as I do every morning
>>215794485Why do you do it
>>215794502sexual purposes
right then have a great day yall
>>215794539thank you
never give up
>>215794469What car do you drive then
>>215794608>touching two pieces of bread is the same as dipping your fingers into slop and sucking on the juiceokay
>>215793844Skynews is parody-levels of propaganda
>>215794637You've said this before. Apparently you are oblivious to the notion of cultural differences.
>>215794607morris minor
>>215794665some cultures are just wrong
>>215794665>You've said this beforehave i?
>>215794608Indians here eat with fork and knife even when it's their trough slop
what should i do today
The manliest car there is, the Nissan LEAF
I'm so fucked.
for me it's women who are petite yet extremely slutty
rorke's whip
>>215794773All the female hostages are dead actually it's just men being released
>>215794783That's probably just the official story so they can stay in the Harem
>>215794608some one tell this bitch bread is dry
need this treatment if I'm honest
>>215794773You're gay
>>215794608Yes i dislike their shitty culture which is why i wouldnt go to india so why do i have to pretend to like it when they bring it here
good morning you repulsive incel slugs
chinese autistics are built different
poo
My girlfriend works at a vape shop and they recently let go of about 5 employees leaving three to maintain. I went and applied just for something to keep some money in my pocket in hopes of my shoulder healing, the hiring manager there was very happy to get some help and told me I had a job as long as my background cleared (my background is squeaky clean, no misdemeanors or anything of the sort) after about a week I messaged her asking how the background check was coming along. She replied and told me the owners denied me and wouldn't tell her why which i then tried to get the company's information that did the background check under the assumption that there was incorrect information on the background being that I have a completely clean record) which she never replied to me, so a week passes til today and my girlfriend was on the phone with her talking about when she was returning due to a bronchial flare up. I thought the whole thing seemed off because I had the job up until they told her she couldn't hire me so I asked my girlfriend to put it on speaker and just ask why I got denied to which I recorded on my phone. She never told me but I know that they have a good work/mutual relationship and she told her that the owners said that because I had dreads in my driver's license photo (which I cut months prior so im basically bald) that they didnt want to hire me because they dont want "ghetto" people working at their store, and that i was a "thug". As well as the store manager was told to "not hire thugs or ghetto people" for one im not ghetto and im not a thug, im an African American/Irish mix so I have darker skin obviously. They've never met me and I've never met them, but thats what the owners of the shop told them two, which i have recorded admittance of. I've never experienced discrimination in the workplace because of skin color and this genuinely upset me, this is the first time I've actually been upset due to being profiled as a thug or ghetto.
>>215794906how so(haha that could be a chinese fella's name)
Rest assured I read every single word of that.
if you get kidnapped and don't deliberately rub your bound ankles on your arse to spread and bloodstains to try and get your captors done for rape then you're dumb
not a word
another day in the eternal rape matrix draws to a close
>gf works at vape shop>store recently fires 5 people, only 3 left working>apply there just to have some income while recovering shoulder>manager is hyped to hire me>just needs background check>background squeaky clean, no charges, no misdemeanors, nothing>week later, ask manager about it>she says owners denied me for no reason and won't tell her why>weird.jpg>ask for info on company that ran the background check>get ghosted>fast forward a week>gf on phone with manager talking about her bronchial flare-up>ask gf to put her on speaker and casually ask about my rejection>record the convo>manager says owners didn’t want to hire me because in my driver's license pic I had dreads>(cut them months ago, basically bald now)>called me “ghetto” and a “thug”>literally never met me>owners told her not to hire "ghetto people" or "thugs">I'm mixed (Black/Irish), dark skin>absolutely not ghetto, never been in trouble>first time I’ve ever been profiled like this>genuinely hurt and pissed>recorded proof of racism>mfw I got denied a vape shop job for a haircut I don't even have anymore and skin color I was born with
>>215795024a forgotten art
people go on about having grim alcoholic parents but could you imagine gen alpha kids these days who have lazy stoner redditor parents, they're going be a whole new kind of fucked up
>>215795024stellar post, well worth the read
i've done nothing in 2025
>African American/Irish mix
just denied some wog with dreads from toiling in my vape shop, don’t trust them simple as
>My girlfriend works at a vape shop and they recently let go of about 5 employees leaving three to maintain. I went and applied just for something to keep some money in my pocket in hopes of my shoulder healing, the hiring manager there was very happy to get some help and told me I had a job as long as my background cleared (my background is squeaky clean, no misdemeanors or anything of the sort) after about a week I messaged her asking how the background check was coming along. She replied and told me the owners denied me and wouldn't tell her why which i then tried to get the company's information that did the background check under the assumption that there was incorrect information on the background being that I have a completely clean record) which she never replied to me, so a week passes til today and my girlfriend was on the phone with her talking about when she was returning due to a bronchial flare up. I thought the whole thing seemed off because I had the job up until they told her she couldn't hire me so I asked my girlfriend to put it on speaker and just ask why I got denied to which I recorded on my phone. >receive text from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
it's been a pleasure posting bradders with you /brit/
why is he crying about it instead of sewing them
>>215795060imagine that little gimp prancing around with a big ginger afro munching on jerk potato
>>215795081yodeling
>>215795081scream
going repeatedly in and out of my arsehole at high velocity
>>215795073*walks in carrying tesco bags for life AAAAAAARRRGHHHHH *
>>215795098starmer’s britain
poo bollocks
having a swamp wank
>>215795073you're cock blocking the manager probably, he's railing your gf
>>215795146got the diarrhoea have we lad?
>>215795157no im in a swamp wanking underwater while frogs and fish dart around my legs
i'm virgin
>>215794819Ian Watkins' final moments
>>215795179watch out for those snapping turtles lad they might think your little wormy is a tasty treat x
>>215795197YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOWCH
there's at least 3 toilfus i could just stare at all day long. how am i expected to work under these conditions. the union will hear about this
>>215795059ktim
>>215795073>for one im not ghetto and im not a thug, im an African American/Irish mix so I have darker skin obviouslyFucking hell Irish diaspora strikes again
>>215795224good post
>>215795081sc
still giggling to myself @ jerk potato
potato wank
I can do you a Korean autie but I suppose they have whole shows about thosehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=OBJ_OfVrnPI
im a evil genuis
>>215795282incel*, evil incel
i love australia
>>215795273miss frizzle lookinass
new sparghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eL_r7NbAvA
007 Nightfire. Now that was a game.
>>215795321thanks for adding to the rubber micro particles in my lungs and bollocksarrest them at once
>>215795282*Destroys your entire evil empire because you didn't write "an"*
hey native bros"the rates of Japan had only been at about half the rates of the world and carry the expectation that they will hit 3.5% in 2026"is this sentence grammatically correct? chatgpt said the tenses "had only been" and "carry" are mismatch but i think its just short "the rates of Japan had only been ..... and the rates of Japan carry an expectation...." which is correct?
>>215795377dont know
Dungeon Keeper, dont make games like that anymore
capmala aint talm bout nun
>>215795377You're flipping between tenses which is a bit ickyI'd suggest splitting the sentence which will also help with clarifying meaning
Thought of some really good posts during the day and finally get on /brit/ and forgotten them all
christian eriksen is only 33boggles the mind
having some poo toast
>>215795439don't know who that is
>>215795463soccer player
rorke googling google in google
>>215795475odd name for a wog
Oh and I forgot the gay do you like crocodiles fellerHe a cutehttps://youtube.com/watch?v=SXKomzVWmH4
>>215795492you must be confused
>>215795439why does that boggle the mindhe very much looks 33
>>215795508he's been around for ages
>>215795519what like 15 years
>Place of birth: Middelfart, Denmark
>>215795551>>215795551
>>215795538yeah something like that
i heard there was a crypto market crash but i can't find anything on bbc news
>>215795563if it didn't happen outside of rorke's smelly childhood bedroom it didn't happen
>>215794708Probably because they feel judged
>>215796197No they've just gotten civilized
